SOMEHOW I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU

William's watching "Mulan". I like the "Be a Man" song. Tis cool.
HOW COULD I HAVE NOT TALKED ABOUT THIS AMERICAN IDOL SEASON AT ALL YET????? I don't really like any of the girls. AAAAAAAAS USUAL. But some of the guys are okay. Tell you the truth, this was a real boring season. All the interesting people got cut and the girls can't dance. I like Chris Sligh, though. He's one of the best voices and he's hilarious. he looks just like Jack Osbourne and reminds me a lot of Mario off "Beauty and the Geek" WHICH IS TONIGHT! Yeah, who cares about the girls, I wanna watch "Beauty and the Geek: The Reunion". Because Jennylee and Nate are getting back together and ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS GOT MARRIED!!!!!
I bet it's Mario.
"Dododododo. *pantomiming squeezing* DEE! DEE! DEE!"
I really want some shells. Like the pasta. Yum.
With lots of butttttter. And a burger with American cheese and that I didn't finish at Red Robin on Monday. :( I'm so STUPID. But I was eating a chocolate malt with the malt still visible on the bottom, which was kind of nifty. POTATOES. And the fries were okay, but the burger was delicious and I GAVE IT ALL AWAY WHEN I NEEDED YOU TO STAY! OPEN UP YOUR HEART, I NEED YOU HERE! Wow, that was a random little burst into a "Red" song.
I wonder what "The Outsiders" was about last night. *shrug* Hm, I'll never know.
WOO WOO WOO.
Uhhhhhhh...I'm playing "Legacy" again. Have Cocktail and ZickZack AGAIN, because I ALWAYS get them, I never get Barbie, even though she's fast, and I guess I could pick any other horse and it wouldn't matter, I'd still win, because I totally kicked butt with Alpha, and he's hecka slow.
Phew.
Basketball was crazy, but I didn't wimp out during practice like I did Monday. I missed school AND the game against S. yesterday. We lost. We are 0-3. Varsity is 3-0. Life just isn't FAIR.
Danny hates my Teen Titans powerpoint because I said Coach Boone's counterpart was racist to help with the plot.
Ooops.

NOT RYAN PHILIPPE!

Just watched two VERY good episodes of "matlock", it was more like a soap opera, people.
FIRST, Ben's goddaughter is getting married, and Leanne offers to have the pre-wedding reception at their house, which Ben hates, and this evil guest keeps taking all the appetizer platters, and then there's a bachelor party COMPLETE with strippers (like on "The Office"), and the goddaughter's brother shows up, angering one of the other bachelors, because the brother (Chuck) injured the other guy's (Brad) brother in a drunk driving accident. The groom (Paul, I think?) takes Brad to a church to sober up, where he (Brad) is stabbed to death by some unknown person.
*deep breath*
Yeah.
I could've summarized that into an actual SUMMARY, not giving you every detail of the first 10 minutes, but hey, it's more fun this way.
Second one was about this lawyer at another firm being sexually harassed by her boss, who got killed by RYAN PHILIPPE!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO! Ryan Philippe, it turns out, is a very bad actor.
Actually, I think ALL actors are bad.
Except for Denzel, who just came out with a new book?
Oooooh boy, can't wait for that.
AAAAAAAGH, I have to do my bibliography, I don't waaaaaaaant to, waaaaah, WHY is William watching "The master of Disguise" for like the 80th time THIS MONTH!
My hair is really greasy and it's kind of gross.
I have a real craving for Ritz.
I have never actually had plain Ritz in my life.
I also want frosting.
And milk.
My cereal tasted SO GROSS this morning.
And then my dad added 1% to my 2% so it was like, "Why me?"
I had a Pepsi with lime.
I also missed the away game today.
Which I wouldn't have played in...
Don't think coach is too happy with me anyways.
PLEASE don't let me have a cough tomorrow.

I'm sorry...

....BUT CAN YOU SAY DRAMA!????/
OMGEEEEEEEEEZ, I'm still sick. *cough cough* *cough* Sorry, I feel another one coming on. *cough*
And I've been up for like 5.5 hours and all I've done is listen to my ipod (now with 277 songs on it!) and do sudoku. Not even kidding.
And I was just thinking of random things and they were REALLY HILARIOUS!
From some story on Quizilla: CARSON???? NO! I loved you and you never called me!
From "Princess and the Pauper": [Erika] What's wrong, Wolfy? Are you sick? Something in your throat? Wait a minute...are you trying to...MEOW? [Wolfy] MmmmmWOOF!
From real life/South Carolina: Here I am! LBLBLBLBLBLBLB!
HAHAHAHAHA! I must be high on...something. I only had a bowl of cereal like four hours ago? I don't know.
Dumdedumdedum.
Wonder who wants to write a trail journal with me, hum...
Who should come, I wonder?
how bout...MURTAGH AND AMY LEE!!!!
Is it okay for someone to be your role model just for being pretty?
It doesn't seem right...
but I don't care, because she's ALSO a good singer.
AAAAAAAAAGH i found a DRESS!!!!
IT'S BLACK! AND FORMAL! AND I DON'T LOOK LIKE A SLUT!
YESSSSSSSS!
Hm. *looks at deodorant* It says "Little Black Dress approved". MY DEODORANT IS LITTLE BLACK DRESS APPROVED.

We're Marley and Marley

AAAAAAAAAH, ISN'T SHE ADORABLE? He? She? I don't know. I love him. Her. It.

According to the Dog Breed Quiz, we should have a Toy Poodle or a Bichon Frise. I WANT A PUG!

Okay, there was this pug in South Carolina and we couldn't tell if it was named Molly or Marly because her owner had this heavy Southern accent.

And there's this one scene in "A Muppet Christmas Carol" where Statler and Waldorf are both Scrooge's dead partners, Marley and Marley. Soooo, I give you.

We're Marly and Molly.

LBLBLBLBLBLBLB.

I want to adopt her and take her home.

FINALLY, I can listen to Evanescence!!!! And Dizmas! and the Barbie movie soundtrack collection!!!!! Did I just say that out loud????

I'm thinking about writing another trail journal. Who should come, who should come...

AMY LEE AND MURTAGH, OF COURSE!

I'm still sick with a fever of 101.6?

I guess that means no practice tomorrow.

Dang.

Pippin's song...on a Sunday

Yay, got to skip church, because I'm still kind of sick. Not a lot of coughing, but more sneezing and dripping of the nose. Yeah, you really needed to know that.
I just watched the last of "ROTK". I love that movie. But they're not as good as the books. I remember the first time I watched that movie, I started screaming bad things about Peter Jackson because he cut out like half of Return of the King and added a bunch of Two Towers stuff.
I want to read all the books again. I tried last summer, but I got through part of Two Towers and had to stop.
So I'll try again. And then I'll see if we can watched all three...in a ROW.
I'm sooooo hungry. I already ate some Lucky Charms but that didn't sit well. oh well.
Man, three hour basketball practice tomorrow. This sport is kind of my life now. Dang. Hope I can find my shorts. *glares at shorts-stealer* Actually, probably no one stole them, I just put them in the jersey bucket accidentally or something.
But still.
It's not like I'm LOVED by everyone on the team.
Nah, it's only one person that I suspect because they don't like me and I don't like them, in short, we don't like each other.
Dododododo.
Fm Static must die.

Hey, wanna see the grayish yellow coating on my throat? *sticks out tongue*

If horoscopes are really so accurate, why are they always different from paper to paper, magazine to magazine, website to website? Hehehe. I mean, read this.
02/17/2007 Your social needs are stronger than ever, and you should make a few solid connections with folks you may not know all that well just yet. You may not make millions of friends, but the ones you have are quality.
Yeaaaaaah, sure, like WHO? Oooh, and the star sign thing is even FUNNIER.
Symbol: the Sea Goat
Ruling Planet: Saturn
Ruling House: Tenth House
Element: Earth
Quality: Cardinal
Body Parts: skin, teeth, bones, knees
Keyword: SOCIAL STATUS
Date with destiny: Taurus, Virgo
Run for the hills: Aries, Libra
Where you glow: in charge
What makes you tick: hard work
Fitness forecast: golfing
Play date: dining at an exclusive restaurant
Perfect jobs: news anchor, anthropologist
Best accessory: personal digital assitant
A sure thing: managing a stock portfolio
Destination: Japan
Pleasure: patience, respect, success
Pain: disorganization, miscalculation, boredom
Kindness: Armed with dogged determination, you refuse to give up the fight for justice until everyone has been comforted and served.
What's my line? The one with the most toys wins.
Destination JAPAN? I've already BEEN to Japan, and I HATED IT. And my perfect accessory is NOT a digital assistant. It happens to be an IPOD. Or a CELL PHONE, but I don't HAVE ONE.
Forget this.
I have to pee REALLY BAD. I didn't eat dinner last night, but I'm only a little hungry and I still feel like a diptheria victim, only my throat doesn't hurt as bad, and I think my fever went down. Must take temperature.
I love this Ipod. Lots of Fall Out Boy...and FM Static. If I ever go see them in concert, I'm going to shoot Trever in the head with a Bebe gun. Serves him right.
If I ever make a band, and play drums for it or something, or manage to learn guitar (actually, that will never happen. I hate guitar.), I have a good name for it.
But you'll never get to know it unless I make it big, as to keep it safe and copyrighted.
Relient K's new CD isn't that great. True, I've only listened to like three of their songs, but it's really bothering me how mediocre it is. Funny, but like 80's dance pop? Hahaha, i almost typed dance poop.
Barbie.com. That sounds glitterfabulous. Lol.

Friday Blues

AAAAAAAAGH basketball practice was...pretty much torture. I somehow GOT SICK? so my throat closed up like that of a diptheria victim and it pretty much sucked. And then we scrimmaged and it was burning up. So I asked to sit out...and coach was totally OKAY WITH THAT? I love Coach Klein. SHe RULES. But scrimmaging is cool, I really like it. Playing wing...isn't that bad. If she made me play wing in the game, I would be SO COOL with that. Kick the other girl's butt. "BALL! BALL! BALLBALLBALLBALLBALLBALL!" *slap* *steal* "SUCKER!" Only you can't call someone a sucker during basetball.
We threw Mrs. Schultz-Story a surprise party today. My grape soda totally disappeared and I know for a fact no one drank any. Which sucks. I wanted some, but noooo... Victoria's mom made this really good cake. Holy cow, I hate like three pieces. Call me a pig. But I'm a growing girl. Like sled dogs, I need 10-14,000 calories a day. Actually, that's a lie, I need like 25,000.
oooooh well.
Certain people suddenly hate my gates. Or maybe it's not sudden. Maybe they already did and I didn't notice. *shrug* Oh well. At least it's someone I could live without.
Unlike other people.
Actually, that's not true. I can TOTALLY live without those people. Or that person.
Okay, I don't want to make a huge deal out of this again, because it's over and done with, but COME ON!!!!! What's with the eternal silent treatment? I know we weren't friends before, like, AT ALL, and we didn't talk, AT ALL, but what happened was only PARTIALLY my fault.
Yeah, I shouldn't have acted like an immature MORON, because this has happened before, and I should've learned from last time, but SERIOUSLY. I do exist. Don't act like you're better than me. And if you think THAT was immature, you should see me on my bad days.
Loser.

"Get away from my daddy, tramp!"

Lol, that's like the one good line from "Daddy's Little Girls". I kind of want to see "Music and Lyrics". I need to read "Bridge to Terabithia", even though I'm not going to go see the movie and I already know the ending. "GET AWAY FROM MY DADDY, TRAMP!"
AAAAAAAAAGH, it's just too funny.
We had our first away game today. Played the Knights? i thought they were the Bulldogs, but no, they're the Lady Knights. I GET TO PLAY NEXT THURSDAY! YESSSSSSSS! Thank God for tryouts... Buuuuut, it was a long day. *phew* I didn't even play. I kind of want to play...and in a way, don't really want to? I don't know.
It was nice to come home, take off my jacket and tie (I was seriously wearing a blazer and tie. We had to dress up today. Everyone kept commenting on the tie?), and find pizza sitting on the table for me (awwwwww... Follow that up with Skittles and possibly a milkshake? Yesh.).
"GET AWAY FROM MY DADDY, TRAMP!" AAAAAAAAGH, it never gets old.
There was a cute baby at the game.
Dodedodedodododododoodode.
Nicole had cupcakes. I took one and stole another.
Yum.
They had pink frosting. Which might go in my milkshake?
OFFICE IS ON TONIGHT!
Why do I really feel like some alchohol? I always spell that wrong. Apparently drunkeness and addiction runs in the family. I used to be morally opposed to alchohol, but there's a difference between drinking and DRINKING, you know what I mean? Besides, Jesus drank wine. So if you don't get drunk, one drink is fine, i guess. Just as long as it's legal. As soon as I'm 21, I'm buying myself a six-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade.
YESH.

Here...have a sampler.

Today is Valentine's Day. Not my favorite holiday. It's just another holiday to make normal significant-otherless people feel bad. Jerks.
We had to write a letter to the principal on why or why not we should celebrate this holiday. I wrote a long letter on why we shouldn't.
Toni did a pros and cons list. Now I'm thinking hers was better.
Because I don't really mind Valentine's day. I do hate it when people have like cupcakes and roses and bears and crap for all their friends and you don't get anything. 9/10 times they never even look at the bear again or forget the rose in their locker or throw the cupcake away half-eaten. Why are you giving them the freaking cupcakes, I'm hungry, woman!
But it's not that bad. I only got three or four Valentine's. One was from my mom and one was from Mrs. Schultz-Story (mmm...cherry flavor. WANT A TASTE?) (actually it was apple, but who really cares?).
Chris is evil and wrong.
Just thought I'd say that.
Lol that would be funny if any of my friends actually read this and were like, "Um, wth does she mention me every five seconds."
Hopefully that will never happen. But it would be funny...
I love basketball. Although there's this one girl that's just like AAAAAGH. It's like, "I know you want me to do it right, but come on, give me and everyone else a break." Coach likes her, though. Thinks she's nice and helpful. Whatever. I'm not being pushed around by this short wimp. *punches in the face* Oooops, you're supposed to pay attention, remember?
Grrr. She's mean.
Mr. Anderson thinks I'm a Barak Obama advocate. Which is funny. Cuz I'm not. Although, if there aren't that many worthwhile candidates, he would be the best leader of our country as opposed to, say, HILLARY. Devil worship...
I WANT CLASSIC CRIME! AND HELLOGOODBYE! Not so much Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. If I don't have to pay for EVERYTHING ELSE (sweatshirts $30????????? Mine says "Emo" on it. hehehehe), I might go buy them at Walmart or something.
OMG, these girls in math were seriously fighting over where Walmart was and one was asked to draw a map.
Good times, good times.
The red in my hair is faded... :( It's more blonde than anything else. Ew. I'm blonde.

30 points isn't bad...really...not much, anyways...

First game of the season: I can't play. Seeing as I joined late (not my fault), I don't have 10 practices and don't qualify for gameplay. I did get to suit up, though, which felt good, even though my shorts were way too small and it bothered me.
Varsity game went GREAT. We were behind by like 2 points the whole time, but in the last quarter we beat them 44 to 38.
JV...not so good. We almost got first blood...but no. It didn't go very well. We PLAYED good, awesome defense...but we couldn't make any baskets.
:(
We got cupcakes for Johnson's birthday, though. And I don't have to run 17s with a medicine ball.
Phew.
Yeah...
Office: boring. Got to read my teen angst book and answer the phone occasionally. What is wrong with the world?
Chris is wrong.

DANCE, MICHAEL, DANCE!

Only Michael doesn't dance. Michael sings. As in Michael Tait. Look it up.
Wow. I can't techinically be classified as a stalker when I don't SEEK information, I just happen to HEAR interesting bits of information. YAY! I'M NOT A STALKER! But it's kind of weird because I'm not trying anymore and SUDDENLY things start to get interesting? Um...okay.
Good news: Got my jersey.
Bad news: Didn't get 22 (that was my number in 5th grade)
Good or bad news: I'm not playing in the first game of the season because I don't have enough practices. Good, because I have no clue what's going on. Bad, I was planning on freaking out some of my friends who didn't know I was on the team? Oh well...
Ipods are a fickle thing...
Fickle...that's a COOL word.
The police were forced to shoot a man today because he had a gun? Reminded me of Dally's REALLY BAD death in "The Outsiders". That was so hokey in the movie. Dally: *gets shot like 10 times* *crawling across the ground* Ow...ow... Greasers: NOOOOOOO, DALLY! Patrick Swayze: I'm OLD! Dally: *suddenly falls on his back?*
I want to see "The Last Sin Eater". I kind of read all the spoilers, though. But it looks pretty sweet. Pluggedinonline said the rituals were creepy. Hello? The Sin Eater doesn't eat their flesh. He just drinks wine put on the corpses chest. Wine that is in a bottle, people. Not creepy.
Kwaaaaaa, I just luuuuuurve youth retreats. We had one over the weekend and it was pretty sweet. Minus game time...and spending too much time with the same people...and lack of sleep...and breakfast on the last day...
I need basketball shoes. My ankles will fall off. I wish we could wear our jerseys to school. How come football players and soccer players can be all school spirity and wear their jerseys, but basketball players can't? I WANT TO WEAR MY JERSEY! I WANT TO MAKE MY SCHOOL PROUD! Actually, judging on my performance as a wing today, I won't be making anyone proud.
Coach: Lauren, you won't be playing tomorrow.
Lauren: Huh?
Coach: Because (thinking: because you suck) you don't have enough practices.
Ouch.
I didn't have to do the reader board today. Jason and Vanessa had to do it. So I felt kind of bad, because I just pulled letters and made a few deliveries and answered the phone and read "The Princess Bride". William Goldman rules. Why did he never write "Buttercup's Baby"? I wanted to read it. BADLY. Snorg.

The Green Mile

So. Oggy is dead. I didn't even get to see him at all today. So last night was the last time I ever saw him. This reminds me a lot of "The Green Mile". Like John Coffey (like the drink, only spelled differently) was all innocent, but they had to kill him anyway and they felt like murderers after the electrocution.
Funny, it also reminds me of "Empire Strikes Back" when they were putting Han Solo in carbonite.
Only Oggy's not going to come back as a ghost and let me down with his healing powers after my significant other has died in a bus accident or make out with Carrie Fisher when he's unfrozen.
He's dead.
First and last dog I've ever had.
And I'm not getting another one....ever?
Because my dad does not want one.
I do. I always want a dog. I just never thought I'd HAVE to get another one. Okay, lies, but my parents were always like, "Oh, Oggy won't last another Thanksgiving." Oggy: *lasts Thanksgiving* Parents: "Christmas, then." Oggy: *lasts Christmas* Parents: Okay, we're putting him down.
I want my dog back.
School: Interesting. Keep running into people in the office. Hey you. Yes, you. Please don't transfer. Because...you shouldn't. It would be cool if you stayed around a little longer. Like forever. We acquired another third period Office Assistant. All the ladies in the office are like, "Oh, how wonderful, more help!" and I'm just like, "Dang." Cuz I like working by myself. This will make for more phone-answering. I had to put someone on hold AND SHE HUNG UP! But he's pretty nice. The new guy, anyways. I let him do a delivery. It killed me, but I did it. Mrs. Serra wanted us to get to know each other and we were like, "Okay, whatever. *don't talk all period*."
Inuyasha is my new favorite word. I saw the end of an Inuyasha movie down South and I wanted to start reading it, but I haven't yet. But now I have more...motivation to read it. Lol. Hahahaha, I'm such a loser.
Basketball: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Okay, I love it, and I know I can get better through practice, but COME ON! I was there till 4:30!!!!! ON AN EARLY RELEASE DAY! And we finished scrimmage, but no, we had to shoot around for 30 more minutes. I'm being whiny. But I'm also being tired.
Wow, my Sky High character quiz has direct quotes from the movie.
Matt Dillon: Where did you go so wrong? YOU USED TO BE HOT??????? *sad sigh*

Dad's birthday and amazing happenings

Today's my dad's birthday. He turns 51 like his older brother.
Just thought I'd mention that.
GUESS WHAT????
I MADE THE BASKETBALL TEAM!
Because 3 people quit (one due to injury, one due to grades, one due to stupidity) and I was one of the people almost picked apparently?
BUT I'M ON THE TEAM!
We scrimmaged. I suck. :( I like being post, though. And Kylie helped me work on my shot. I need basketball shoes. BUT I LOVE MY CONVERSE! The JV coach is cool.
I still love office. Didn't have to answer the phone hehehe. Okay, I did once. Clue that it's for you: Your phone rings and the SYSTEM light blinks bright red. Almost transferred the person to the wrong place????? Which would've been BAD. But Mrs. Preecha's cool. She helps me. And I got like 20 million papers to hand out from 3 different people. YES!!!! AND I got to fill them out. I could totally be a principal/secretary/dog. Wait. Scratch the dog part.
They're killing Oggy tomorrow. Putting down. I'm sure it's so humane. But I'VE HAD HIM FOR 7.5 YEARS!!!!! *sniff* I miss him already.
We watched "The Outsiders" today. It was funny. Bad acting. Pretty good, though. Dally and Soda were HOT. Smokin. BUFF. Dally walked around without a shirt on half the time and I was like, ":O". It was pretty sweet. But Sodapop would be all hot, then like a second later, it was a different not-as-hot person? ?????????? Dally.... *drools* That movie was made in 1999, and Tom Cruise was in it, so he was in his 30's then? EW! He was playing like a 17 year old.
Ponyboy looks weird blond. Johnny looked kind of cute after they cut his hair. And then he got caught in the church fire and turned black. And then he died. I shouldn't have laughed when he was dying. There were some good lines.
Johnny: No, I don't want to speak to my mother. She'll just yell at me for all the trouble I'm causing her. Just tell her to leave me a....*croak**passes out*
*later*
Johnny: P-p-p-p-ponyboy. *cough cough*
Ponyboy: *leans down* *looks like he's going to kiss Johnny and it's REALLY WEIRD*
Lauren: Um...where is this going?
Johnny: S-s-s-stay...g-gold, Pony. *dies*
Dally: Don't die, Johnny. Come on, man. This is what you get for helping people. JOHNNY, COME ON! DON'T DIE! *man cry*
Good stuff.
I want emo hair. Only I'm not a guy and it would look bad.

Pretty in punk

I've kind of been connected to my ipod since yesterday.
Listening to a lot of Fall Out Boy and FM Static.
I love this new semester. Being an Office Assistant RULES!
Today started out lame, because they had me sharpening 5 million school pencils that said "#2 pencils for #1 kids". And that pencil sharpener SUCKS. It would only sharpen ONE SIDE so the pencil had no tip. And if a pencil got stuck it would start WHINING and it was like, "Shut up." But I got to dump the pencil shavings in the trash. Yeah. Lame, I know, but I like it. I find beauty in the mediocre. It looked kind of like moss.
And then they had me stop doing that FUN job (my "teacher" keeps calling me by something other than my name. Yesterday it was Nicole. Today it was Monica.) to go deliver stuff. YES! Best part of my day. And it showed God has a sense of humor. Don't ask. Mr. Ross actually recognized me from last year. ???? No clue why. I think in 10 minutes I saw every single person I knew.
I will not have a black car.
Bummer.
Talked to Johnson in the hallway. Got my hopes up. We'll see if that actually happens...
There are some WEIRD people at my school. Some of the teachers? Yeah. Try "You Are A Stalker".
Then again, so am I...
I could go for a school sweatshirt.
I HATE 2ND LUNCH! Mrs. Dickson made us switch from 1st to 2nd lunch and it SUCKS. I'm hungry and it's boring. No one I know is there, only a bunch of REALLY LOUD ANNOYING sevvies. "BAAAAAAAAAAH! Why is everyone running away? Oh well. BAAAAAAAAAH!" Which is how I act at church... Why is it that I act different at school than I do at church?
Maybe it's cuz school is more fun.
I am going to live in a shack with my six kids... Sounds like fun.
OOH! In NEW YORK!
I will have a white car. What kind of car? NOBODY KNOWS!
A CHEVETTE, that's what kind of car.
I will be a Canadian for a living. Hm...sounds like an interesting profession.
Now who will I marry?
....
....
....
Not Denzel Washington or Majorly Hot Emo.
Or Justin Bartha. :(
Channing Tatum and Kid From Class.....
WHICH ONE WHICH ONE!
Maybe I shouldn't have picked 89 as my favorite number...
YAY CHANNING TATUM!
You will live in Shack.You will drive a white Chevette.You will marry Channing Tatum and have 6 kids.You will be a Canadian in NY.

MASH

I am playing Mash for the first time in years. Wow. Have I sunk this low?
Whatever. It's fun.
Hm, let's think of some eligible bachelors?
Well, it's his birthday...and he's pretty hot. DEFINITELY HIM! Um, him, I guess. And him.
Automobiles: Horse is an automobile? I suck at this part. I'll just make up some horse-related cars.
All east coast places. Very east coast places. Aw, there he goes...
You will live in House.You will drive a Black Mustang.You will marry _______ and have 12 kids.You will be a Doctor in England.
Gross. I don't like him.
Anyways...
I'm having a WEIRDLY good day. Like REALLY GOOD. Don't know what's wrong with today.
Started Office Assistant today. Best class of the day. I got to run around giving people hall passes. I got to go to the bandroom TWICE. Hot guys in the bandroom.
YES!
Okay, new game...
But today was really awesome.
Ipod status: Working. Great. I love Ipods now. Thank you Jeannie for the Fall Out Boy.
Yep.
I'm taking this to school tomorrow morning and rocking out. Just to have the musical satisfaction.
Uh oh, this might take a while. No Mansion...or jeep...or saturn...or CESNA????? NOT DWAYNE, DWAYNE ROCKS, SO DOES ROB BROWN, NOOOOOO! I will not have 18 kids. I won't be a secret agent? Or an engineer or anime artist? Apartment, sweet. A bronze...bug. I'M GOING TO BE A RAPPER! NO, I LOVE SHANE! NEVER MIND, I GOT ____!!!!11
You will live in Apartment. You will drive a Bronze Bug. You will marry ____ and have 4 kids.You will be a Rapper in Southwest.
Southwest where? I can't rap. Oh well. it was going so well, too. I'm going to live in an apartment with sexy Emo and my four kids...must think of names.
Not pete.
Um...Dwayne? Shane? Rob? And...Aleesha.

Funeral marches are unusually gloomy...

So. It's settled. This is Oggy's last week alive. Then we're putting him down.
So sad. :(
And we're probably not getting another dog "for a while". Whatever. That means never.
Waaaah.
I still have to make those cupcakes.
Martha Stewart called, she wants her job back.
We bought a lot of junk food. Over $200 in groceries.
But it was SOOOO worth it.
Apparently next time we go to the store and I bring my own money, I can buy PHISH FOOD! LIKE IN MY SOAP! THAT I'M NO LONGER WRITING! YEAAAAAAAH!
Hm, "Messengers" doesn't look bad. I won't be able to sleep for a week, but still....
Football cupcakes, football cupcakes...
and CHEETOS and Hostess cupcakes and soooooda...
AND ZOCHOLATE ZIP ZOOKIES!

I GOT MORE THAN 12 HOURS OF SLEEP!

And my mom gave me half a Diet Pepsi, so I feel all alert and peppy. Ohhh boy.
RETREAT THIS WEEKEND! Next weekend. Whatever.
We're getting lots of FOOD today. And I have to make cupcakes that look like footballs for the Super Bowl party. >:P I feel like Martha Stewart.
Martha Stewart probably doesn't ravage Google searching for trendy online games. Such as destruct-o-match. I had to go to neopets just to play it.
Ew, that reminds me of Barbie Diaries somehow.
"Do you know how hard it is to find foods that start with Z?" "How about...zocholate zip zookies? Or zupcakes? Or zice cream!"
Seriously, it's between the most popular guy in school and her nerdy best friend: who do you THINK is sending her love notes?
William: YES, I KNEW IT WAS KEVIN!
Lauren: Nooo duh...
William: Come on, you thought it was Todd.
Lauren: Uh, no, are you kidding me? Any movie that involves a guy best friend will have that same best friend falling for and ending up with the female heroine.
William: You said it was going to be Todd.
Lauren: No, I said she was going to THINK it would be Todd, but of course it's Kevin.
William: Whatever.
I could use some chocolate chip cookies.

Total grode...I totally RORFED that.

I just love half days. They make life worthwhile.
Eat out, get movies, watch movies. Not a bad day.
AAAAAND I watched "Barbie Diaries".
The closest Barbie ever got to a catfight was pouring water on her archenemy Racquelle in an outtake. But she stopped Chelsea from killing her. Which was unfortunate. It would've been funny.
"Toddy Bear!" "Could you please not say that in front of everybody?" "I TOTALLY caught that drumstick." Oh, and the description was a real winner. Something using "totally", "like", and "fabulous" a lot.
"I totally rorfed it. That's a word Kevin made up. NOW LET'S WATCH HIS PAPERCLIP FEATURETTE!"

Are they ex-Satan worshipers?

I'm scared at how alike my dad and I are. I'm thinking he cloned me using some of mom's DNA, like Jango did with Boba. Only I don't remember living in a factory. My birth pictures are kind of suspicious looking, though. No baby is that pink. And I had a mullet at birth.
But my dad and I are total opposites when it comes to music. Well, not on some things. We both like latino, 80's, and soul. But then I sprung Demon Hunter upon him.
Dad: I don't know, this is kind of annoying.
Lauren: I like it, but I'm kind of scared, because they could all beat me up. *shows him CD case with band members on back*
Dad: Are they ex-Satan worshipers or something?
Lauren: Noooo they just like to dress like that.
Dad: Hm...
HAHAHAHA! I have a weird sense of humor.
But that's just me.
I didn't just cry all afternoon, did I?
Okay, I kind of did.
I wish I could punch stuff like guys can.
Maybe I should join football.
2 MORE DAYS TILL THE SEMESTER ENDS!
I need to talk to Morey or Eathorne and see if I can be a TA. Because I REALLY want PE another semester, and it will help me train for track.
Only the track coach and the basketball coach are one...will he cut me again?
It's not till spring, but I'm still not too happy with him. It might blow over, but if someone quits the team...
Never mind. I won't explain.
I WANT BIBLE MAN! The one about joy was so funny.
"When people think of joy, they think of a puppy rolling in the grass. I think of it as a dog who makes a mess... I COULDN'T CARE LESS! *guitar riffs*"

Cuz I'll bite you, that's why

So I didn't make the basketball team. Yeah. I found out first thing this morning. I should've seen it coming, seeing as I didn't think I could make it yesterday. YESTERDAY, I totally would've been fine with this. I would've been TOTALLY cool and stuff, but no, I had to make first cut.
Yes, I'm mad about that.
Because I made first cut, I actually THOUGHT I'd make the team.
Ooooooh, yes, I am bitter. It's getting better, but I'm still mad.
You're probably saying, "Come on, get over it," and I should, but I want to rant a little bit. I just had a really sucky day and this was a GREAT part of it.
This probably makes ME a hypocrite, seeing as I mentally chided those who were all, "Oh, I probably didn't make it because the coach only likes SKINNY girls," and just really stupid things. But MENTALLY I'm saying some of the stuff.
Such as: "Okay, she got the guy, WHY DOES SHE GET THIS, TOO?" You would be interested at what you would find in my mind.
Brianna called me a lesbian for giving Jessica a hug. Riiiiiight... I'M theone that's a lesbian. I mean, YOU'RE the one that throws herself all over her female friends and wears tight pants, but it makes SO much sense that I'M the one that's a lesbian.
AAAAAAAARGH, I really dislike her.
That's being too nice. I hate her.
And her stupid little friend.
And since I'm a "lesbian", I could beat her up.
Jerk.
When did mothers become so accepting? It's a good thing, don't get me wrong. If I weren't so mad, I think she would've said something. Or maybe not.
THIS IS WHY IS WANT KIDS!!!!!! MOTHERHOOD IS FULFILLINg!

Look! The horses are coming!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I was listening to "Last Battle" last night. As in the radio drama. Although I HAVE listened to a book on tape of "Magician's Nephew", which was good, and so much better than the stupid radio drama.
BUT LAST BATTLE FREAKS ME OUT!
Okay, I'm sure everyone says it's the best book in the series, and it's so exciting because it's like the book of Revelation, and THAT'S the best book in the Bible because it talks about the times of Jesus coming back, but I do not agree.
And I'm not being sacriligious. It's just not that cool to me.
YES, Jesus is coming back. I'm pumped.
But Revelation is weird and doesn't make much sense. There's like 2 chapters that really speak to me.
And "Last Battle" is weird and random.
BUT IT WAS SO SCARY! Because I'm just lying in bed (dum de dum de dum) and they start talking about TASH!
Jill: OMG! WHAT IS THAT???
Orchestra: *playing "Jaws" theme* Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun...
OMG IT ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!
Orchestra: *keeps playing*
Me: *hiding under covers* HE CAN'T GET ME!!!!!!!!
Bill Cosby: Now, there's something magic about covers...
Tash: You gotta breathe sometime, kid.
Bill Cosby: But I was the fastest breather on earth.
HOLY COW!!!!!!
And then I was thinking of the last part, where all the horses are galloping towards them (this is like the one part I remember; I've only read this once). It's kind of morbid, but I thought that was funny...
Trillian or whatever his name is: LOOK! IT'S THE HORSES!
Horses: *galloping gallantly* Gadump gadump gadump...
Dwarves: *shoot all the horses with arrows*
*awkward silence*
Trillian or whatever: Well...that sucks.
HAHAHAHA! Yeah...
BASKETBALL CONTINUES! Turns out tryouts actually started TODAY and we get the cut list TOMORROW. And even then, the try outs aren't over. Uh oh. I'm excited, though. I do hope I make it...but even then, I can go to every game!!!!! Well, most every game.
THESE WOUNDS WON'T SEEM TO HEAL, THIS PAIN IS JUST TO REAL, THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH THAT TIME CANNOT ERASE!
I sound just like Amy Lee....online, anyways.
Lol.

Kevin Costner is a weewoo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I watched "Robin Hood" last night. Good times, good times. But for 3 f-words, 3 attempted rapes, and endless violence (that part I didn't mind so much, but I know some people would be like, "Ew, he just got SHOT,"), it only solicited a PG-13 rating. What's up with THAT?
And something like that today MIGHT get an R-rating today, as long as there's like 80 more f-bombs added and endless GORE. But the rapes were super awkward because William was around an it was like, "I'm pretty sure you know what's going on..."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'm playing Avatar High (don't ask why) and I'm pretty much addicted. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! MATT IS GOING OUT WITH ELLEN! PAUL DUMPED KATIE! WALKER AND PAUL LIKE LAUREN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD???????
You should go play at http://www.the-n.com/games/avHigh/. You have to be a member, but WHATEVER, I love this game, it's so cheesy and fun.
OMG...phew, I thought Matt just broke up with Ellen. Lauren needs to comfort Katie.
I'm such a loser.

Thursdays rule

Or they used to, but since we lost so many days to snow, we have to make them all up. Meaning no early release days.
DANG.
Hehehe I'm playing a virtual reality high school game. What fun.
That's all I have to say about that.

We are the Titans, the mighty mighty Titans

We're not actually the Titans, we are the Falcons.
OH WELL!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
GET WHERE YOU CAN SEE THIS BALL!
PUSH! (what?) PUSH! (what?) PUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSH!!!!!
*panting heavily* I actually didn't start doing my wimpy desperate breathing, SO THAT'S A GOOD THING! I lUrVe basketball!
I wasn't the best player on the floor...definitely not...but I wasn't the worst. Hopefully this falls into the 12 JV spot requirements.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
But there's a few more days of try outs.
I LOVE MY NEW SHORTS!!!!!
No writer's block any more. I think I said that...
WHY WON'T FLIXSTER LOAD?
HAHAHAHA I love this song!!!!! It's so FUNNY - prom funny - sappy funny - weird funny.
"SLOW DOWN MY ROBOTS,"

A helpful guide for those of you who love to cheat on book reports

Have you tried Chronicles of NARNIA????
Aaaaaaaaactually I just want to do book summaries. I don't care if they're not funny. I'M SO BORED!!!!!!!
BASKETBALL TOMORROW!!!!!! SO PUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *taebos excitedly* HA! HA! HA! HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Let's start with Magicians Nephew and I'll see if that relieves my boredom.

Magician's Nephew
Uncle Andrew: MWAHAHAHA, I have transferred your little friend into another WORLD!!!
Diggory: Aw peas...
*awkward silence*
Diggory: Soooo, I suppose that means I should go fetch her?
Uncle Andrew: *sighs* If you must...
Diggory: HWAAAA! *transports to in-between world*
Guinea pig: Not again...
Diggory: Okay, woman, let's go exploring!
Polly: THAT'S SEXIST!!!!
Diggory: Psh, like I care.
Both: *transport to Charn*
Jadis: You have AWAKENED ME!
Diggory: Crap...
Polly: RUN!
Jadis: HAHAHA, GUESS AGAIN!
All: *transport back to London*
Transport: *tired of being overused*
Uncle Andrew: Wow...that was fast.
Jadis: SILENCE! I must go steal a horse! *leaves with Andrew*
Diggory: ......

I would love to give you an in-depth explanation of what he says but this is really boring and humorless.

YEAAAAAAAAAH!

I'm listening to Dizmas again. I wish I could scream, how ever annoying it might sound...
I just realized two of my favorite CDs were black. Never mind. It just reminded me of Tickle Me Emo. "Meet Elmo's drug-abusing cousin! He says 27 different depressing phrases! But don't leave him alone for too long... Tickle Me Emo: *cuts himself* NYAH! NYAH! NYAH!"
Yeah...
WRITING BOOK SUMMARIES! Like THAT REALLY FUNNY HARRY POTTER ONE IN THE JULY ISSUE OF MUSE! I think...
Ew, Ashton Kutcher isn't hot!!!
Nobody loves me. :( Especially not my 17-year-old ex. ROFL, long story. But it's not as bad as it sounds. As far as I know, I've never had a boyfriend.
Unless I'm like that kid in "Picture Perfect" and I zone out because it turns out...
*gasp* I ALMOST SAID THE END! Okay, go to the library and look up a book called "Picture Perfect". I forgot who the author is, so that probably doesn't help you, BUT IT'S THE BEST MYSTERY I'VE READ IN YEARS!
And I TOTALLY DID NOT SEE THE ENDING COMING! IT WAS GOOD! Kind of dumb in places, because the kid was an honest-to-God emo, BUT IT WAS REALLY GOOD!
MUST WRITE BOOK SUMMARIES! AND TURN IN LATE BOOKS! AND RENEW OTHER LATE BOOKS! AND PREPARE FOR BASKETBALL! OH YES! BASKETBALL! I GOT ALL MY STUFF TURNED IN! EEEEEEEEEEEE, I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!
WE HAD THE MILE RUN TODAY! Okay, I'll stop yelling. But I got 9:23!!!!!!! Which is way better than last time cuz I didn't stop RUNNING!
YAY!!!!

????

Okay, let's see if this makes any sense:
First of all, I believe all humans are born hypocrites. Hypocrisy = sin. Whether we mean to or not, we will at least once in our life come off as or do something hypocritical.
Got that so far? Let us continue.
How are you supposed to observe and point out the hypocritical behavior of another person when you yourself are a hypocrite?
I'm serious, I think about it, and it's like I can't say ANYTHING about anyone else because it just comes off as really stupid.
And it's not because I'm Christian. I'm sure everyone deals with this.
BUT SERIOUSLY!
The reason for this great and wonderful topic is that Brianna and Victoria now hate me and I'm supposed to care.
But I don't. Because they make me mad because they do things and then chastise others for doing these things but seconds later.
Then I realize, "Oh, I do that, too." But I do want to be kind of mad at them. And they're giving our sub a hellish job. I know everyone in the class talks, but they're the ones with the most constant defense, always breaking rules and fighting back.
I'M NOT SAYING I'M PERFECT, this just peeves me off a little.
Okay, A LOT.
But other than that? My day was good.
I NEED TO FIND MY PHYSICAL PACKET!!!!!!!!!!!! BASKETBALL PACKETS ARE DUE THURSDAY!!!!!!!!!! TWO MORE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaand I have some overdue books. Fiddlesticks.
I have a basketball game to go to in like...20 minutes. This is just to waste time and get food.
Thank goodness I mistook someone to be someone else in the cafeteria today. Things could've gotten ugly.
Bump tournament: After several games of neither winning or losing, followed by a lot of losing, I ACTUALLY WON A GAME!!!!! But the bell rang like two seconds later, so I didn't get the satisfaction of moving up one hoop.
DARN.
These pretzels are GOOD.
I'm addicted.

FINALLY!

I'm kind of in a foul mood. My internet is being slow and I was up half the night reading "Carrie" cuz I couldn't sleep. Complete waste of my time. Stephen King bores the heck out of me. Him and his stupid "Shawshank Redemption", which I have yet to read, and probably never will, since all his other work has been so far disappointing. This coming from a wannabe author who refuses to immerse herself in classic literature because it's boring.
I guess I'm more into the shallow boy-meets-girl type of literature.
The kind without graphic sex-scenes and where there's at least a little humor, instead of plain old, "OH MY GOSH. I'ma going onna date. Going onna date. What shall I wear?" infused with "witty" dialogue ("Well, you're...STUPID!"). Horror/mystery's kind of good, too, only I can't find any good mysteries any more, so I stick with the horror serial killer kinda stuff. It's amusing. Unless it was spawned by Frank Peretti or Ted Dekker. I actually heard Ted Dekker was okay, as opposed to Frank Peretti, so...hm, maybe...
I just edited my favorite actors list. Kind of ironic. How you can have a favorite actor. Never mind. I won't explain. Denzel is up there, along with James Earl Jones, Bill Cosby, Steve Carrell, Rob Brown, Hugh Laurie, Jeremy Irons, and more...
Like you really need to know about that.
Philip likes Star Wars and LOTR? this could get interesting...
Man, if only the visualization for Windows Media Player could stay one color. Like dark blue and black for Evanescence. Just a thought.

Hello, I'm a girl, I'm really into speaking my mind, and no, I'm not available

Lies, lies, lies.
*gasp* LIKE THE SONG WE MADE IN MATH.
Lies and deceit. *badum CYMBAL* Hence the up! *beat* Lies and deceit.
I love that song.
I made COOKIES! They're really GROSS!!!!
Omg, I forgot Take the Lead on my favorite movie's list.
I sure love that Channing Tatum. *drools*
That sure was good cake. I HAD BETTER CAKE! Oh, comparing cakes now?
Someone messaged me. "Hey, Lauren, we have a lot of similar tastes in MOVIES!" ? Like I'm supposed to be excited about this? "That's cool..." I'm such a social wimp.
HA!
That was such a funny lie.
I love Steve Carell. AND PAUL DANO!!!!!!! And Channing Tatum. *drools* Ew, he looks like a gangsta in that picture. Wannabe. I wish you were preppy. Or emo. Cuz I like labels like that. But you're buff...so I'll let it slide. *drools*
This is so wrong...I'm such a loser. Oh, misunderstanding. I thought she had 50 friends. Dang.
Aaaand I would be BEST FRIENDS with one of her friends? Weird. Just based on movies. LAME.
I want a new skin. Mine is Star Wars. I want Channing Tatum. Or Rob Brown. But mostly Channing Tatum. *drools* I've been drooling a lot. *observes puddle on floor* Hm, I wonder why...
GOTTA FIND SOMEONE TO BLAME! Relient K is fun. My speakers weren't working this morning? Lame.
I'm so obsessed with Flixster. I've been on like...3 days? Thanks to Lacee. Someone I know, y'all should join and take the never-ending movie quiz. Then I could add you and I'd have more than one friend?
It's like a movie myspace. Only ya don't blog.

AN EMO QUIZ! MUST FILL IT OUT!

[] I like skinny jeans
[x] Music is my life.
[] I write poetry/song lyrics.
[x] My hair covers part of my face.
[] I wear band shirts
[] I know who Jeffree Star is.
[x] I wear/wore converse.
[] I wear/wore vans/etnies.
[] I wear eyeliner
[] I have [had] my lip pierced.
[] I listen to Saves The Day, Chiodos, Thursday and/or Gym Class Heroes.
Total =3
[x] I'm in a band
[] My AIM screen name has an x in it.
[] I understand that My Chemical Romance is not emo.
[x] I also understand that Green Day is not emo.
[x] I know what mosh means.
[x] I sit in corners often.
[] I dislike MTV.
[x] I take pictures of myself a lot.
[] Especially ones where you can't see my whole face.
Total =5
[x] I am lost without a cd player/my iPod/mp3
[x] I know that emo is not just a sterotype
[x] I have/had thick rimmed glasses.
[x] I have no issues with bi/gay people
[] I hate the president.
[] I have/had a mohawk.
[] I've worn black nail polish.
[] I hate my mom
[] I hate my dad
[x] I hate where I live.
[x] Black is a great color/shade!
[] I do/have cut myself
Total =6
[x] Right now I am listening to music
[] know what hxc and sxe means.
[] myspace=love
[x] Hot Topic doesn't scare me.
[] I wear studded belts.
[] I have had a body part signed by a band.
[] I've cried while listening to Dashboard Confessional.
[] For Guys: I have kissed another guy.
[] For Guys: I have worn skinny jeans.
[x] I have/ had dyed my hair black
[] My closet is mostly filled with black or dark clothes.
[x] I cry alot
[] I write on myself.
[x] I have been called emo before.
[] I've done drugs before.
[] I listen to undiscovered bands
total = 5
overall total= 19
Times your overall total by 3 and that is how emo you are.
19 x 3????
Dangit. I'm only 57% emo.

Carrots are my comfort food

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I was doing fine, okay, really AWESOME (except for that lame basketball, which was so boring), then my mom asked me to relay it to her and I started bawling.
Major explosion.
Lame.
Do I blame anybody? Uh, yeah, let's see, there's myself, the jerk who thought it funny to remind me of my predicament in a not so humorous manner, and oh, my genetics.
And puberty.
Dang.
Other than that, my day was pretty good. I love math now. I have such a good group.
What WOULD it be like if you had both Alzheimer's and ADHD? "AAAAAAAAH! *blinks* AAAAAAAH! *blinks* AAAAAAAAH! *blinks* AAAAAAAAH!"
Yeaaaah...
Dodedodedo. Hm, Relient K. How nice.
IF ONLY I COULD PUT IT ON MY IPOD!!!!!!! *smashes Ipod into thousands of little tiny green bits*
I wish. That thing is of the devil. *GASP* GUESS WHO YOU'RE GOING TO MEET ON MATCH.COM! BLONDES LYING ON TABLES!! Eh, it was funnier last night during the Office.
*GASP* SPEAKING of "The Office", JIM STILL LIKES PAM! DWIGHT IS BACK! ANGELA IS NICE TO OSCAR! ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD! Except, Dwight quit ONE EPISODE ago. It would have been different if, like Jim, they had followed him around Staples instead of easily relinquishing to the fact that the show needs Dwight or it's not as funny because the only person talking is Andy and he's SUPER ANNOYING!!!!!!!
"The Green Mile" = LAME!!!!! I'm all expecting this freaky masterpiece, and it SUCKED. "Oh, I'm Stephen King, and there was this great huge black guy who didn't really kill anybody but they killed him anyway, which proves God sucks and doesn't care and that the Green Mile *metaphorically* is ooooh sooo loooong."
Mr. Jingles RULES!

This is for the...uh, not ladies...

Dang. School was going so great. I even got an A on a jump rope.
AN A ON A JUMP ROPE!!!
But it had to go and get ruined.
I should've seen it coming.
But it pretty much screwed up my day. A LOT.
REALLY BAD.
I'm still kind of mad. Bitter. Self-hating.
It's just that certain people should shut up and stay away from me for a while.
Oh, and get new dye jobs.
AAAAAAGH, screw this secrecy.
Okay, let me be blunt: Why is it that no guys like me? RHETORICAL QUESTION, besides I already know the freaking answer. It's just making me mad. That stupid book my mom gave me during the fall or whatever was RIGHT. I HATE THAT BOOK. IT SUCKS. IT SCREWED MY LIFE OVER. AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW? IT HAPPENS AGAIN! WITHOUT ME READING A STUPID BOOK, TOO!
I finally learned the whole "trust God" thing. To think for a while I did not trust God. That kind of doesn't surprise me, though. But now I trust Him and things are better and I do feel better.
I'm still mad, though.
That will take a LONG time to get over.
Well, not a long time.
Just until I decide to stop being bitter and get over it.
But I want to vent.
Guys pretty much suck.

Hiphopster

I'm pretty sure he knows I like him now. IT'S ALL LAUREN'S FAULT!
And I'm not referring to myself.
Oh well, it was fun.
And I swear, it wasn't my fault.
That whole dodgeball thing? Lauren's idea. And Enrique did it. I swear. I wasn't even involved.
But now that it's out in the open, we might actually have a civilized conversation.
And I swear I won't hit you in the head with a dodgeball.
Chris and his perverted bargaining chips... Slightly amusing.
PIPPIN!
Hahaha, that crazy Pippin.
His name isn't even Pippin.
Whatever.
I HAVE 350 POINTS ON THE ENDLESS MOVIE QUIZ AND I HAVE YET TO BE RANKED?
Blasphemy.
I hate Valentine's Day.
Remember that now.
I sure love that cake. Just really hard to cut.
AMERICAN IDOL IS IN SEATTLE!
It's not nice to make fun of Shakira. Hehehe. I shake a little shake.
SHAKE A LITTLE SHAKE!
"You should expect more out of chicken. Like more chicken." Couldn't have said it better myself.
THEY GAVE ME 5 PIECES OF CHICKEN! I'M HUNGRY! GIVE ME 12!

Birthdayness

Here I sit blasting Falling Up and writing a book whilst doing REALLY EASY movie trivia. I LOVE THIS CD!
Ipod = still evil and I hate it.
I GOT MAN SHORTS FOR BASKETBALL!!!!
YAY!!!
Not those gross old school ones where everyone could see your legs.
I LOVE NON-OLD SCHOOL SHORTS!
William's Spongebob game is crazy good.
PATRICK RULES! "Pink means best."
Yeaaaah...
hehehe. We feasted on emo cake. There is no pink frosting on every kitchen surface.
AMERICAN IDOL TONIGHT! MAYBE THERE WILL BE ANOTHER CHRIS-LIKE GUY! EW, I saw this recent picture of Elliot Yamin. Um, try really ugly now. :(

Is Feeoo a word?

Feeeeoooo. I like that word.
That and snorg.
OOOH, someone said "snorg" in the newspaper the other day.
Yeah, Crystal said it when Tiffany asked her if she was selfless.
Good times, good times.
I hate my Ipod. >:P It angers me. Does anyone want it? And my whole family's like, "It's okay, it'll work, we'll get through this," and it's like, HELLO? I don't LIKE this thing? I would be WILLING to give it to some poor, Ipodless person, LIKE THE PERSON I WAS 2 DAYS AGO!!!!
*gasp* The truth comes out!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH I JUST READ "PRINCESS DIARIES VIII: PRINCESS ON THE BRINK" AND IT'S SO DUMB!!!!!!
Okay, so Mia FINALLY broke up with Michael, which I wanted to happen, but didn't see coming.
BUT SHE WANTS HIM BACK!
HE SLEPT WITH ANOTHER GIRL AND HE'S A SELF CENTERED JERK!
HE'S NOT WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She went out with J.P., but she only likes him "as a friend".
I hope Michael dies in a random shooting event.
GRAAAAAAH!
It snowed.
So there was no school.
But I wanted to go to school.
And give Tyler back his CD.
And see the hot guy.
And rub in the fact that I was finally 14!
AND HAVE MY NAME IN THE ANNOUNCEMENTS!!!!!
Oh, and to see my friends.
AAAAAAAAAGH!
I love how self absorbed that sounded.
R. O. F. L.

WE JUST LIKE WHIPPING!!!!!!!

3 hours and 11 minutes left of download...
*sigh*
I hate my life.
BUT I GOT GOOD PRESENTS!!!!!
LIKE BARBIE PRINCESS AND THE PAUPER CD!!!! Whatever, "Barbie Princess Collection", BUT IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!
And
A
GREEN
IPOD
NANO!
THAT ISN'T WORKING, BUT WHO CARES????
3 hours 9 minutes left of download...
My dad's giving me a hard time.
Oh. My. Gosh. Let me download Itunes in PEACE.
Thinking of priority Ipod songs...
Can't think of any more.
Contemplating downloading "This Ain't A Scene".
And Christina Aguilera.
Maybe some Nickelback.
OH, AND THE CHILIS!!!11
YAY, I LOVE THE CHILIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was listening to XM radio in Scott's car yesterday. They played my new favorite song. :) :) :) The rest of the time they played dumb stuff. >:( >:( >:(
I now have 15 songs on the priority Ipod list.
That will be 15 dollars. :( I can only buy 7 this time around. Dang.
YES! 2 HOURS AND 18 MINUTES LEFT OF DOWNLOAD!
Why did Brio make a huge deal of R. J. Helton being Christian?
Because apparently he's gay AND proud.
Ooops.

The Paws have spoken

I have PAWS!!!!!
True, not very good paws, but I have them!!!!
Only they don't really fit. There's a lotta webbing between the fingers and stuff.
I love "Take the Lead".
Quite a good movie, don'tcha think?
Rock is hot.
Kurd is not.
Ramos is the man everyone wants to kill.
AND HE'S 32!!!
EWWWWWWW, JAKE LONG IS A CHILD MOLESTOR!
"Lady in the Water" = not good.
And why do people think Heep died in the pool and the rest of the movie he is dead? Hm, that means
Bruce Willis is dead in "Unbreakable" and all the other characters are, too.
Oh yeah. That makes SOOOOOO much sense.
LOL, best LITW quote ever.
Harry Farber: Hello? Is the bathroom on this level working? A dog inside the building! Go! Shoo! Why you're not a dog at all. My god, this is like a moment from a horror movie. This is precisely the moment where the mutation or beast will attempt to kill an unlikable side character. But, in stories where there has been no prior cursing, violence, nudity or death, such as in a family film, the unlikable character will escape his encounter, and be referenced later in the story, having learned valuable lessons. He may even be given a humorous moment to allow the audience to feel good about him. This is where I turn to run. You will leap for me, I will shut the door, and you will land a fraction of a second too late. [Turns to run, is killed by wolf]
HAHAHAHAHA.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah.
If only my Ipod were pink...
....
....
If only I had an Ipod...

KWAAAAAAAAAH! *Jedi-owns*

I suck at LWS2. Big time. I CAN'T GET THE STUPID TRUE JEDI METER ON FREEPLAY "ESCAPE THE DEATH STAR". Grrr... I got the Jabba the Hutt thing, tho. That's okay. You're a bounty hunter and you have to find a certain Star Wars character. Only it took me like 5 tries to find stupid R2-D2. Turns out he was hiding where the minikits were supposed to be.
I'm listening to Barlowgirl right now. WHERE DID THEY GO SO WRONG? They used to be good, and now they're...well, not.
Like Evanescence. They had a SIMILAR sound, only Barlowgirl was all upbeat while Evanescence was by far NOT. But some of their songs, I go, "WHOA, EVANESCENCE REJECT!"
Scientologists: messed up. It's hard to write a book on religion when you're a Christian. So everything I say comes from a Christian standpoint. And I don't want that.
It's still snowy outside, but it won't actually SNOW. I WANT MORE SNOW!
Movie night tonight? I wonder what the movies are...
DAD STILL HAS MY EVANESCENCE CD! DINER DASH 2 IS NO LONGER FUN! I'M READING "SCIENTOLOGY FOR DUMMIES"! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO????
I want "Diner Dash: Flo on the Go" some day. I'll just get Sindy to buy it and then I'll play it at her house. Except I only go to her house like...twice a year. Oops...
My hair is patchy and brown in some spots. :( I want it to stay black. I LIKE IT black.
MY BIRTHDAY IS IN THREE DAYS! Only I get to celebrate it TOMORROW! YEAAAAAH! So I'll go see my family and stuff (my WA family, not my SC family) and I can finally find out what my parents bought me. Only the Ipod Mini is no more... What else IS THERE?
Hm, a horse is out of the question for the time being... Couldn't they just buy me a puppy and call it even? Preferrably a pug, or something cute like that. Well, all puppies are cute. Some more than others, tho. LIKE THE PBGV!!!!! I forgot what that stands for. Petit Brussels Griffon V...V....V... I forgot.
Lalalala. I haven't played "The Movies" in a while. Or "Sims". I did recreate the Sim of myself a few days ago. Weeks, I meant.
What's a gasket? Why do they always say, "She's gonna blow a gasket." no clue. I might blow one, tho, if history decides to repeat itself and my life becomes a living hell like it did in 6th grade. If it does, I will kill the people involved and then shoot myself.
After telling the truth to the victim of my stalking.
THEN I will shoot myself.
It's only fair. I think he should know.

I MADE IT! I MADE A SHOT!

Cuz I never could find the words to write you, HE'S...BEEN ON MY MIND...(he's working overtime)
Yeah. I'm listening to that song...pretty much right now.
Wow. I haven't listened to this CD in a long time. I'm just going to start listening to CDs I don't normally listen to anymore. Like "X 2004-2006". Or TOBYMAC! Or all the Wow's we have collected over the years. And GERSHWIN. I mean...
I've become addicted to Chronicles of Narnia Radio Theater. They don't even have that many good voices. Like SUSAN? Well, I supposed if I want to kill her, she's done a good job.
I hate when people say that. Me: AAAAGH, I HATE THAT ACTOR, HE'S SO ANNOYING! Them: That means he's doing a good job.
No. His character is supposed to be heroic/gangsta and I HATE HIM. That's SUCKY acting, if you haven't NOTICED, dipwad.
I wouldn't consider myself a stalker...I think of myself more as a...silent observer, per se.
Jason Dunn should be shot with a ray gun.
Dad STILL has my Evanescence CD! AAAAGH!
OMG, DID ANYONE SEE THE OFFICE LAST NIGHT? DWIGHT QUIT! HE QUIT! HE QUIT! AAAAAAH!
And I know, it seems inevitable that he will return, BUT THE SHOW IS GOING TO SUCK EVEN MORE NOW! I don't know, like with the second season of "Lost", this season's just not as good as the first two. :(
Andy's pretty funny. Ryan's not funny. I LOVE STANLEY! "And you just kept saying, 'HI! HI! HI! HI!' Hahaha! You sounded like my niece and she's not even 6 months old!"
We had an MLK assembly today. The president gave a crappy speech on diversity. Not Bush, but our school president. Okay, I know you were kind of forced to give a speech on diversity, but that wasn't a good one. Not heartfelt. It sounded like EVERY OTHER DIVERSITY SPEECH I'VE EVER HEARD! "Diversity. Something we need to strive for." It was kind of like, "Bla bla bla, can we GO back to CLASS now?" Grr...
I am researching Scientology. They are very angry at doctors? And gay people?
Hm...
I LOVE PE! WE PLAYED BUMP AND I ALMOST WON! AND I GOT TO THROW THE DODGEBALLS BACK AT THE OTHER PEOPLE! THEY WERE PLAYING DODGEBALL! PE RULES!
And yet, on February 2nd, my perfect little world will be shattered. *PE ends* *is switched to Office Assistant* NOOOOOOOOOOO!

My King....*forgets line*...*extra long pause*......GALBATORIX!

Hehehe. It's a NO SCHOOL DAY TODAY!
BECAUSE IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT!
ON A THURSDAY!
MEANING NO SCHOOL!
We should've had no school yesterday, but it was a 2 hour delay.
Oh well. I like waking up when the sun is shining down on me.
I think I should start getting to school earlier. Forget the band room.
Yeah.
I'm reading trail journals. Except for the stupid fourth one.
Curse you...
I actually only have 3 and I wrote like a trillion using different people, LIKE THE CHEETAH GIRLS! THAT one was funny. Maybe racist (??), but funny.
"That is so glittafabulous, girlfriend. Let's get our tootsies ova to Oregon."
I am uploading a scary picture and opening trail journals. It's a pretty freaky picture. Actually, it will probably have already appeared above the writing by now. It's scary. Don't look at it.
I smell yellow cake. Like Cake'N'shake. *sniff*
I want more SWEET CREAM! Oh, and I want my Evanescence CD back. Disciple disgusts me after heavy listening. *poke* You disgusting person. Lead singer: Eh? Me: Yeah, that's right. *pokes*
I have no idea WHY, but come on. Get a new sound.
Walker: Now he looks like Sam.
Me: Who's Sam...?
I FORGOT ABOUT "SPACEBALLS"! Aka BEST MOVIE EVER! Well, one of them. I say that a lot. I MUST SEE IT AGAIN.
:P We watched "Lady in the Water last night." It was LAME. I don't really even like Shyamalan all that much. None of his movies have made me wet my pants. There were like 2 scary/surprising parts, but it wasn't like "SHOCKING, OMG, THAT WAS SO UNCALLED FOR" surprising. I've only liked 2 of his movies so far. Loser. >:P
AAAAAAAAAGH I BEAT LEVEL 40 ON DINER DASH! NOW I'M ON LEVEL 50 AND I'M SO SCREWED!

But it's so toasty and warm!

I don't know why the teachers won't let me wear the *ahem* *drumroll* EMO HOOD OF DARKNESS!!!!!! Hats and hoods aren't distracting. Making a rule telling people not to wear them just makes them distracting anyway, so you're causing your own problems, because the annoying teacher's pets get on your case right away. "Oooh, she's wearing a hood, she is rated R!" I have no idea how wearing a hood has to do with being rated R. Maybe if I was wearing nothing BUT a hood, but come on.
Mr. Johnson thinks the EMO HOOD OF DARKNESS is amusing.
Mrs. McClellan does not.
Oh well.
BECAUSE I WORE IT ALL OVER CAMPUS TODAY! *does EMO HOOD OF DARKNESS dance* It doesn't really fit all the way over my head. But it matches my head anyways.
ARE YOU READY FOR ME? CUZ I'M READY FOR YOU! I think this is the one song I like on the CD. "My Hell" is in this weird 6/8 feel. Kind've freaked me out. I was like, "It feels like 3/4, BUT IT'S NOT!!!!" So I'm assuming in 6/8, cuz that would make A LOT OF SENSE!
Mr. Faxon is making us play a lot of stuff in cut time. As in 2/2. And none of you have any clue what the heck I'm talking about.
Yeaaaaah...
MY MOM BEAT LEVEL 40 ON DINER DASH 2! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOO! Her tips didn't help. I still can't beat it. I got 11970, 30 away from the cut off 12000. ANGER!!!!
I'm such a nerd.
I love this sweatshirt. *gasp* What is this? *examines garment* I GOT PIZZA SAUCE ON MY FAVORITE SWEATSHIRT!! Well, I did have a lot of pizza today. I was feeling dangerous.
Dad still has my Evanescence CD in his car. I want it back. I bet he didn't even listen to it. :(
"Enjoyable Horse Racing" = NOT SO ENJOYABLE! But addicting.
I'm standing by the theory that your IQ can rapidly fall or rise due to a great rise in the hormone level. It happens ALL THE TIME. So technically, it's not my fault I act like an idiot all the time at school. Well, not all the time. Just certain classes. Especially when certain things happen and scare the heck out of me.
Ooh, how vague.
I'm pretty obsessed and obvious.
*sniff*
Someone shoot me.
"He's so sheepy." "But sheepy guys are so hot." I have no idea. At least I know what that means now.

History likes to repeat itself. *pause* History likes to repeat itself.

I think history is repeating itself. The thought of it is kind of depressing. I guess that was sort of a long time ago, but it's really bothering me. Cuz if it happens again, life is going to suck for a while. I don't know, I feel like last time it was kind of my fault, like maybe I didn't react in the right way. Or maybe it was destiny or something stupid like that. I just remember along with that and the whole 6th grade deal, life was not fun. Thank God I switched to public schooling.
"Diary of a Teenage Girl" isn't that realistic. Or good, for that matter. Then again, it is Christian fiction. "Yay, I'm a Christian now. Life is perfect. Oh no, I better help out my best friend who got pregnant/did drugs/etc., even tho I would never do anything like that..." Doesn't work like that, buddy.
IT'S GOING TO SNOW, IT'S GOING TO SNOW, IT'S GOING TO SNOW! I hope, anyways. Although, if we missed school, the Spanish kids wouldn't get to go to Azteca. Curse my caring heart *cough cough*. I hope we at least have a two hour delay, so the kids could still go to Azteca. Stupid Azteca kids, with their stupid white styrofoam boxes, in which their stupid leftover food lies. No idea why I'm bitter.
AAAAAAAAAAGH! IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M CAUSING YOU BODILY HARM! IT'S NOT ON PURPOSE! IT'S YOUR STUPID PHEROMONES THAT MAKE ME ACT LIKE I HAVE AN IQ OF 6! DON'T GET MAD AT ME!!!!

We are soooo gonna...get owned.

Are tattoos really that bad?
I have no problem with them.
You are allowed to jump down my throat.
I just don't.
Wow, I was at school for......
Let's see, 7:25 to 6:00 P.M.
Hm...
I was at school for 10.5 HOURS!!!
wow.
Our basketball teams lost big time. We got our butts kicked.
And he didn't come. :(
Dang.
I was such a bad mood this morning, it wasn't even funny. >:P
Tiredness. I got donuts, tho. Tyler needs his AFI CD back.
Gee, neither he nor Ciena told me about the "angry F-words". oops. I didn't hear them. But now that I'm aware of them...

You can't dribble, you're not SHORT.

I hate dribbling. I suck. :(
Did I ever tell you how much I love PE?
I mean, shorts, running, push ups, teachers that yell at you for talking...
IT'S GREAT!
But seriously, it's like my favorite class right now.
Uh, science: yawn.
Band: Okay.
Math: LAME.
Block: Omg, spare me.
So PE is the best one.
I GOT A NEW FOLDER!
My old one obliterated itself...so I got a NEW ONE. And wrote life's most important question's on it: "Which came first, the chipmunk or the duck?" "Is bacon really bad for you?" The list goes on.
WE PLAYED BUMP AND I GOT PAST THE FIRST ROUND!!!!! YAY!
Yeah. Pretty sweet.
Okay, bad news: MRS. SCHULTZ-STORY ISN'T COMING BACK TILL FEBRUARY!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Okay, I know her family's sick and all, but we really need her back.
Our wonderful sub stinks. "Waiting for you to get silent" doesn't work. Dur.
Gr.
OMG "THE OFFICE" RULES!!!!!!!!
"Dwight, you can't take off your pants in the middle of the building." "Dwight, what's that on your stomach? Is that a Muppet Babies Tatoo?"
Lol.
I KNEW MICHAEL WENT WITH JAN!! JAN LOVES MICHAEL! Awwwwww....

COME ON, PEOPLE!

AAAAGH! Hm, would like to do something blog style. IS THERE NO SUCH THING AS A PRIVATE BLOG? Dang.
Non interesting day today.
So why am I writing this?
Hm, no idea.
Oh well.
I think I shouldst go dine on a cookie.

Oops...sorry. *snickers*

AAAAAAAAAH YOU STUPID JERK! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME WITH YOUR BROTHER BEHIND MY BACK! NO! LITERALLY! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME RIGHT BEHIND MY BACK WHEN I'M TRYING TO GET TO MY NEXT CLASS! I CAN STILL HEAR YOU! AAAAAAAAAAAH!
All right. I'm calm now.
It actually doesn't bother me that much. But it annoys the heck out of me when he does it AND KNOWS I CAN HEAR. *grr*
I'm listening to a song called "My Hell". I really hope my dad doesn't find this CD. Hmhmhm.
I accidentally hit someone in the head with a basketball today. Well, almost. I didn't do it on purpose. He missed a very nice chest pass. Sorry. I wasn't aiming for your head. Please accept my apology.
Okay, it's like a written rule that I get out first in Bump. I. Cannot. Make. A. Flipping. Basket. I got plenty of steps tho.
This CD is tedious.
Hmhmhm. Ooooh, "Game On".
Mrs. Dickson is back. Yaaaaaay. Mrs. Schultz-Story is not back. AAAAAAAAAAAGH. "The Outsiders" IS SO DUMB. "My name is Ponyboy and my brothers hate me and I'm a greaser. Waaaah, chicks don't dig me, but my best friends have sideburns and emo hair."
Geez.
Hmhmhmhm.
Mr. Johnson doesn't hate my hair. He just doesn't want me to go any further than one streak. Uh, Johnson? Did you see this? *indicates freshly dyed black mane* *okay, not fresh, but recent* Heather looks good with black hair.
I WANNA START MY BOOK.

Eragon Theories (really, REALLY serious)

HEY, I took a Sims personality quiz and I made THE EXACT SIM OF MYSELF!!!! Only that Sim was a Leo and I'm supposedly a Capricorn. HA! Suckers.
ANYWAY, I have composed a list of complicated, well thought up Eragon theories. Seriously, these are serious theories.
(not)

STAR WARS INSPIRED THEORIES
1. Murtagh throws Galbatorix into a pit of blue electricity and the galaxy is saved.
2. Arya is really Eragon's SISTER and falls for a handsome space pirate. (awkward)
3. Shruikan is Eragon's real father and helps him defeat Galbatorix, though sacrificing his life in the process. HEY! It could happen! Shruikan's black, Darth Vader's black, James Earl Jones is black...
4. Galbatorix has been busy constructing a massive space station and only Eragon, dubbed Red Leader after his duel with Durza, and Saphira, his trusty ship, er, dragon, can destroy it.

LOTR INSPIRED THEORIES
1. After defeating Galbatorix by burning Zar'roc in the fires of Farthen Dur (you knew it was coming. And I KNOW it's a city, I just can't recall the volcanoes name.), Eragon and Saphira leave with the elves for the Gray Havens.
2. Brom comes back from the dead after defeating the Ra'zac and acquires Shadowfax, Lord of Equine.
3. Murtagh becomes king of Alagaesia after being exiled for so long.

Yeah. Can't think of anymore.

*yawn* Good morning, everyone... *looks at clock* Oh...

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYING AGAIN, I'M GOING UNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DROWNING IN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, OH OH
I'M FALLING FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GOT TO BREAK THROUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I-I'M GOING UNDERRRRRRR!
Hm, there's some refreshing Evanescence for ya.
*yawn* Tired. The Coke at 3:00 yesterday wasn't such a good idea. I was up ALL NIGHT. Sooo tired. Today went well, tho. Good. Well. Whatever.
Tyler was wearing a suit? Eh. Weird. My lack of symmetry bothers him.
This is how well I listen: I did 5 jumping jacks that only the FRESHMAN were required to do.
Oops.
Whatever. I like jumping jacks.
SING IT, AMY, SING IT!
Still tired. I wanna make cookies or something. If I don't fall asleep first.
WHOA! When I got chocolate for Christmas, I wasn't aware of the delicious MINT FLAVORED ONES! EEEEEEEEE! *burp* They're all gone now. *rubs tummy*
I'm going to write a book. Only I don't know if I can be the character....
We're not exactly polar opposites, but...actually, I won't say anything. It's none of your business at the present.
*yawn*
CYBORG IS 36! OMGEEEEEEEZ I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE A TEENAGER!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

T-E-E-N-T-I-T-A-N-S!

I TOTALLY WATCHED FOUR EPISODES OF TEEN TITANS LAST NIGHT!
I didn't even count down till midnight.
I am histrionic and dependent, according to this very "accurate" test. I think I got that before...
Hmmm, am I fun?
All that hate me: No.
Grrr... Must bite you.
OOOH! OOH! OOOOH! It's the first of the month and I shall start a NEW TRADITION!
Movie of the Month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I shall add

to

and PRESTO! You get

"LITTLE MISS HAPPYNESS"!!!!!!

A touching story in which a homeless, jobless father (Will Smith) tries to care for his overweight daughter (Abigail Breslin) while they hitchhike their way across America to get to the "Little Miss Happyness" pageant.

And why the crap is my cpu insisting on the dumb paragraph space?

Grrr...

Oh how I wish that movie would come out in theathers.

It would be a winner.

HAPPY New Year! (Well, sort of)

I am sitting here drinking bubbly (flat grape soda, but whatever) and eating cream puffs. Seriously. Cream puffs. Right after I come home from Chinese food in Seattle and a Caramel Chip Cheesequake Blizzard. Cream. Puffs. I feel like some snobby British chick, such as a certain PIRATE SKANK I could mention.
"John, I do feel like a good sup." "Have some cream puffs." "Oh, cream puffs, how *Lauren possesses her* FLAMABLAMABLOUS, SUCKA!"
Only, snobby British chicks don't wear cowboy hats.
Yes.
I forsook my festive hat (which matched my emo attire) to wear the cowboy hat my Grandpa gave me.
WEEEEEEEEEE!
Those were okay cream puffs.
I have indigestion now, but hey, life's too short to waste a good nuked up cream puff.
NUKES!!!!!!!!!!
Eh.
So the gift wrapping party wasn't too awesome. It took like 2 hours for everyone to get there, while we watched b-ball. (WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE ZAGS LOST! *sobs*) WTH, Kit went all psycho on me when I made fun of the Zag's coach, cuz he was doing this weird sign that looked really perverted and I was all, "Haha, I wonder what that means." Then Kit's like, "DUH, he's calling for a pick. Even I KNOW THAT!" And I said something else and he's all, "You haven't even PLAYED basketball yet, Lauren!" WtH? And You HAVE, soccer geek? BTW, I played in 5TH GRADE, sucka.
So I totally should have gotten him back tonight at the restraunt, but he brought his GIRLFRIEND. According to "Wife Swap", that is a sign of comfort and trust. And she was nice. THANK GOODNESS. Not like I've encountered any of these (SEEING AS ALL MY COUSINS/SIBLINGS ARE SINGLE OR NOT COMFORTED OR TRUSTING!), but if she had been one of those nightmare girlfriends, I would've kicked her butt. But she was really nice.
I WANT MAGENTA'S DRESS! THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME!
And combat boots.
OH YEAH, the gift party.
I got clothes. They were nice, but I do have a list people. Only the "Grateful Heart" song keeps running through my mind. Thanks God, I got the reminder.

I am an EMO! (the quiz said so)

You're an emo! You may or may not hurt yourself in some way...I hope you don't. Thats not good for your heath! You get yourself some anti-depressants and a doctor missy or mister.

Yeah, I didn't make the quiz, someone else did. Not exactly an accurate result, but I liked the picture.
I need to find a site that gives a personality quiz every week.

Uh oh...

Was dye supposed to come off my head and go into the water?
Curse you, color-safe shampoo.
That conditioner stuff smells BAD and I couldn't even get it all into my hair.
Curse you, thick puffy fro.
Pleeeeease don't fade, pleeeeeease don't fade...
YAAAAAAAAY I beat all the levels of LSW2! Except for the extra Jabba the Hutt level? I'm only 48.3% finished. I have to beat all the super stories, get all the superkits, get all the minikits, beat the minikit challenge, and do that...other thing. I forgot. AAAAAAAGH I was ONE golden brick away from the golden gateway for "Return of the Jedi", but nooo. And I was 4000 points away from 45,000 so I couldn't buy Brick number 8.
I think George Lucas copied Tolkien. "Return of the King" = "Return of the Jedi". GASP!
Wow, what an accurate mermaid description. Selina Fenech...I'll have to keep that in mind. The picture's not bad either, except for the chick's lack of clothing. -_-
Yeah.
YAAAAAY we get to finish CHRISTMAS today! Since we were gone for Christmas, we didn't get our presents, and everyone else didn't get theirs, so WE'RE HAVING ANOTHER UNWRAPPING PARTY!
"What's your favorite hair color?" Oh, that's easy. Not blonde. *glares* Them and their blue dyed heads. You: What? Never mind.
Obviously Harry Potter is for me cuz I like dark hair and green eyes. ????? I don't get it.

Long swishy emo hair!

YAAAAAAAAY MY HAIR IS BLACK! I'm totally going to keep it this way forever. And the red streak is all bright and perty.
Weeee.
That's pretty much it.

Fantasy Eragon Cast

This would've made for a much better movie. Maybe funnier. I don't know.

Cast:
Eragon: William Moseley (If he could do Peter, he can do Eragon.)
Brom: Jeremy Irons (better cast = better performance. The man stays.)
Arya: Liv Tyler (She played an elf once, she can do it again.)
Durza: Chrisopher Lloyd (much creepier...gives off a true child molester vibe.)
Galbatorix: Uh...Liam Neeson? Christopher Lee? I KNOW! Ian Mcdiarmid! Or the ORIGINAL EMPEROR...who's the same guy...dang.
Murtagh: Garrett Hedlund (perfect in every way...JUST LIKE MARY POPPINS!)
Uncle Garrow: Bruce Boxleitner (THAT GUY FROM YOUNG BLADES! BEST PAX SHOW EVER!)
Roran: Mark Hildreth (THAT OTHER GUY FROM YOUNG BLADES! And they're small parts, so their HORRIBLE ACTING DOESN'T MATTER!)
King Hrothgar: Edward Asner (He was a wonderful Santa...) or Burl Ives? (aww, he's dead. Never mind.)
Ajihad: MR. T!!!!!
Saphira: Rachel Weisz (She stays too)
Horst: Some big fat guy who's jolly and stern???
Sloan: Some anorexic old guy.
Angela: EMMA THOMPSON! MWAHAHAHA!
Nasuada: ANYONE BUT RAVEN! Um...Jennifer Hudson. Yeah. She could've sung Ajihad's mourning song.

Yeah. That's pretty much it. Read it and weep.

HANGOVER

Aaaaaaaah I'm soooo tired. I fell asleep at like 1:30 last night. It was because of that stupid 20 oz Pepsi I bought.
Paul Dano is 23...who knew?
Why can't they just cast teenagers as teenagers?
Not only was I up forever, I had "My Immortal" running through my head for like 2 hours.
Aaaah sadness.
I love this picture. http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0449059/00700.jpg.html Dwayne... WHY ARE THE HOT GUYS ALWAYS STUPID OR TAKEN?
This was probably Steve Carell's best movie.
Okay, not fair, how come William gets to play Pikman AND watch a movie. Some of us have a Lego Star Wars to beat.
I need to eat breakfast in like...20 minutes.
T minus 4 hours and 8 minutes till I get my hair dyed.
Oooh boy.
I guess I'm not as excited as before.
I want to watch that Barbie movie again. (HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW SHE WAS POISONING YOU? SHE PAUSED MEANINFULLY EVERY TIME SHE SAID "TEA"!)
So tired... *snore*
Yeah...
I had this weird Narnia type dream. It was like "Narnia", "Little Miss SUnshine", and "Eragon" all rolled up into one. There was a flying lion and me and my Edmund brother almost got ripped apart by centaurs, but then the lion guy saved me and stuff and I got to scream at the top of my lungs, then I went home and explained to my grandparents how I knew that a serial killer killed my parents? And that it involved lions and a herd of ponies? Eh? Eh? Eh?
Someone should buy me an organic fruit rollup.

If you believe in yourself, you can walk through walls!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I JUST BOUGHT (and watched) "BARBIE AND THE 12 DANCING PRINCESSES"!
It is pure genius, my friends. Yeah, fools. I pretty much love it.
Only there were some scenes they could've done over. I mean, seriously, there are 12 of them, and they can't stand up to an old...well, to put it nicely, witch.
Rowena: Clean the steps or you'll father'll get sicker.
Genevieve: We're tired of taking your crap. GET HER GIRLS!
AND THERE WAS AN EVIL MONKEY IN IT NAMED BRUTUS! EW! EWEWEW!
Lol, it's like that Harry Potter Unrated thing!
Genevieve: RAWR! *attacks Rowena*
Palace Guards: Whoa! Catfight!
*in pavilion*
Genevieve: Oh my goodness! This is so wonderful! I can't believe you did this for me!
Derek: I know how you can thank me... *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
*in King's bedroom*
Doctor: Give him this elixir twice a day and all will be well.
Rowena: Uh, sure... *chugs bottle of elixir*
Hahaha.
I only got this movie after exchanging another DVD I got for Christmas. It starts with "M" and ends with "E".
Yeah.
Cuz I had money left over, I bought Evanescence's "Fallen" CD. They're actually really good, and I did like them a few years ago (I know people who are going to jump down my throat about this. Ooooh boy), but I hate how everyone's making a big deal about them being a Christian band. They're NOT. They said they're NOT. Have you read their LYRICS lately? It's not really that big a deal, but they're not and I know they're not, so stop insisting they are. The CD was GOOD, it was ust really sad. "My Immortal" and the last three songs kind of bothered me. Amy Lee has experienced some death. Geez...
I GET TO DYE MY HAIR TOMORROW! EEEEEEEE!

I am...very sad that he's dead/gone.

Eeeeeee, I'm rereading Eldest and I pretty much love it.
Eragon: *sniffing Arya* You smell like crushed pine needles.
Arya: What? Get off!
I NEED TO FINISH THAT SOAP EPISODE I STARTED WORKING ON BEFORE CHRISTMAS!
Yes, imdb.com, I realize "Sky Hihg" isn't a movie, I was trying to type SKY HIGH.
EEEEE someone actually replied to my post. Dang. I was the last postee. Oh well. "Does anyone else find Speed at least semi-attractive?" Of course, I'm the only one who does. *sigh*
When Eragon comes out on DVD, I'm so buying it. We watched "Over the Hedge" last night. :) I forgot how much I love it. Turns out, tho, MY GRANDMA HAD ALREADY OPENED IT UP AND WATCHED IT!!! So now she loves it too.
I really want to make a dialogue of the Eragon book. That would be fun.
AND ELDEST. Even if it is close to 700 pages. Weeorp.
Yesterday was William's birthday. He's 11, even tho he still acts like he's 7. He got some pretty sweet presents. Okay, he got ONE sweet present: Warioware Twisted for Gameboy Advance. I'm already addicted.
AND WE GOT TAKE OUT CHINESE FOOD!
Which is the first time I've done that. *sigh* I'm so weird.
How come my favorite Chinese Restraunt doesn't have BBQ pork? That's my favorite entree!
I can't wait for my birthday.
Apparently my parents DON'T think I have ADHD, but if it really bothers me, we can talk to the school counselor. Thanks for telling me I need COUNSELING.

Ho ho ho

I never want to go on a plane ever again. Ever. EVER. EVEREVEREVER.
We got in the car and drove for 3-4 hours.
Bad.
We got to the airport and waited for 2 hours. Reading magazines and eating calzones.
Not that bad.
Got on a flight to Chicago. Only 1.5 hours.
not bad at all.
Got to the airport. Everyone kept yelling their heads off at me.
Bad.
Got on a flight to Seattle/Tacoma. Lasted 4 hours.
REALLY REALLY BAD.
My stomach hurt, I was hungry, "Little Miss Sunshine" made me cry (NO!!!!! DWAYNE! I LOVE YOU!!!!) and it just really sucked. Not even Sean Paul could soothe me. Well, actually.
Girl, I got the right tactics to turn you on.
Me: *dancing in seat*
Yeah.
I FINALLY GOT MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!
I only got to open the ones from my grandparents last night. >:P ON CHRISTMAS, too!
But I got some pretty sweet stuff. Such as...FUZZY BOOTS.
AND A BLACK HOODIE.
AND A HSM CALENDAR!
AND "OVER THE HEDGE"!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Oh, and sudoku.
BUT WHO CARES?
I also got "Teen Titans: Season 2" with my hair present thing.
I'm planning on dyeing my hair black with a pink streak. Maybe. I'm hoping. That's what I'm going for AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!!!!!
Merry Christmas, y'all.
*saddens* I think I have ADHD. Which explains a lot.
Dang.
I better tell my parents.
They'll want to know.

ERAGON THEORIES

Seriously, http://www.shurtugal.com opened up some possibilities I hadn't even thought of. But I thought some of them were total crap. Like Brom being Eragon's father? Maybe, but I don't think CP is talented enough to pull that off, and even if he WAS, I don't think he would go in that direction. Then again, it does make a lot of sense and stuff, so if they're right, I'm a loser.
But about the third dragon rider: they think it is most definitely Arya. I thought it would be possibly be her. A lot of people thought it could be Orik, but why would it be Orik? Hm? Hm? Hm?
Yeah.
I DROVE THE GOLF CART TODAY! I even drove all the way home from the park. And then Nathan and I bought a hecka lot of candy and stuff. Let's see, I got...a Zero bar, some donuts, a peppermint thingy, Tootsie roll, and a Mounds. And all that's left is the Zero bar. And the coolest thing was, Nathan bought like three things, and the total was only $5. 5 BUCKS!!!!!!! Back home...well, it wouldn't be that much more, but whatever. 5 BUCKS!!
I fell asleep thinking about my soap. What does that say about it? Dang. I must be horrible.
TIME FOR A SERIOUS WRITING PROJECT.
Or not.
I'll wait for inspiration and write it in secret. Only that one story wasn't so secret. It was okay. But I couldn't think of an ending, it wasn't long enough to be a novel, the characters were about an inch deep, and it wasn't my best work. So I deleted it. *sigh* It's too late now. THERE WAS A GUY THAT LOOKED LIKE DOMINIC MONOGHAN IN IT!!!! THat was my weird Lost/hobbit/blonde people named Amy phase. I LOVE BEING A WRITER.
I need tweezers...for my braces. HA, thought I was going to say something ELSE, didn't'cha?
My brothers are watching "Talladega Nights" with Nancy. I would...but it's the UNRATED version. Hm...no thanks. I WANNA PLAY WITH PRECIOUS! *heavy breathing* AAAGH! Her mom came by (MARLY THE PUG!!!!!!) and I got to pet her. But then she attacked Nathan and ran away.
Whoa. Come to think about it, I fell asleep thinking about Garrett Hedlund. *sigh* Poor Garrett.
Dodedodedodedodedode.
I FOUND A DANCE POP STATION! *crazed dancing* YAAAAAAAAAH!
Nathan: Lame, I want rap.
Dance Pop Station: *plays rap*
William: Still lame. *falls asleep.
MY GRANDPA RULES!!
Grandpa: I'm having a beer. *few minutes pass* I sure love drinking beer. *more minutes pass* This is great beer.
Ciena: *comes in holding root beer bottle*
Grandpa: Are you having a beer?
Ciena: Yep.
Grandpa: That's good. *turns to various aunts and uncles* We're drinking beer.
Only when I asked him if he wanted another beer (he said he was thirsty and I MEANT root beer), my mom got mad.
Guess you get more priveleges when you're *snicker* older.
I need to finish Eragon soon and start "Eldest". It's been like...three or four days since I started it. *sigh* I'm so slow...

World's Strongest Washingtonian

OH! OH! OOOOOOOOOH! We were watching "World's Strongest Man" and a guy from SEQUIM TOTALLY OWNED! IT WAS SWEET, my friends.
Ew, perverted country.
I KEEP FORGETTING TO BLOG IMPORTANT DETAILS!!!!! So I shall write them all down. Or type them. Whatever.
Hair: Uh, pink? I wish I hadn't got all worked up about it and told a bunch of my friends AND pretty much my whole family about the purple thing only to have it not happen. Actually, that happens a LOT, in many different situations. Curious Audience: Such as? Uh, haha, none of your business. And I guess it's going to stay that way. Oooh boy.
Saw "Eragon" again. Wasn't as funny as the first time, but Ciena and I were laughing pretty hard. But we all (including Pheobe) really liked it. Even tho the acting pretty much sucked. My mom liked the elf girl. No comment.
Do de do de do I GOT MY FIRST DRIVING LESSON! Well, not really, it was just a golf cart. But I know how to put it in drive, reverse, the brake and stuff, but I need to work on my fast turns. I literally had to cross my arms to turn. Then I sat in the back while Grandma got us lost. Even Lady (ANOTHER DOG) thought her driving was disastrous. She didn't mind mine, tho. Maybe that's cuz she wasn't in the car. Dang.
I kinda miss school...but not that much.
I still want a puppy. Hey, THAT'S what I want for Christmas. Let's see, basic list includes: pony, puppy, purple hair (or very realistic wig?), a personal dermatologist, MY OWN CELLPHONE, an Ipod/mint chocolate?, or a Sidekick. But my mom wouldn't let me send that to my relatives. So I'm getting a Queen Amidala doll for Christmas. Actually, I really don't care. That list is probably just things I want but will never have.
SPEAKING of which, what is with women and diamonds? Oooh, shiny. But come on. If some guy was to propose to me (*cough cough* Yeah right.), forget diamonds. If you rode in on a HORSE of some sort (*gasp* LIKE BABY PAUL FROM MIRACLE RANCH! Or a dragon, maybe. *sigh* If only I still believed in mythical beasts. I want to be a Dragon Rider!!!! REALLY BAD! Or an equestrian/drummer/lead singer/punk/goth/emo/perfect skinned/mixed...uh, person.), I would totally marry you. Unless you were a girl.
Okay, I can understand why someone might mistake me for a guy when they pick up the phone, but I do NOT look like one. Yeah, I wear my brother's hand-me-downs and stuff, but I was wearing a tight GIRL shirt on the plane and the stewardess still called me "sir" and asked my dad for "his son to put his backpack away". Look at the hair. *shows off long curly tresses that need to be brushed* It's longer than any daring wannabe-punk preppy BOY is willing to go. And these? *takes off jacket and indicates body* Yeah, most guys don't have these. Not even overweight ones. Get your eyes checked. Just wanted to say.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I've been overcome with "Eragon" obsession.
Sure, I just had a lively conversation with Emmalee (my cousin on my mom's side, the REAL Emily #1) about Christopher Paolini and how bad he is [at writing], but reading "Eragon" again, I really do like it, even if his writing is inconsistent (First it was okay, then it was pretty good, then it was okay again, and then it was really bad.) and his best character is greatly ignored (*sigh*), but I still like his stuff. It's the best fantasy I've read in a LONG time (that's been published recently, anways. C. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien could take Chris, despite the height difference?) and it's great for a fan culter like me who loves melodrama and hot guys. AND fantasy. But I was reading stuff about the upcoming THIRD book and I think the new rider is either Nasuada or Arya, but Rorin is also a possibilty, which STINKS cuz I hate him. I really do. He gets on my nerves more than Eragon. Murtagh must not die. Eragon better hook up with Arya, NOT Nasuada, because she has the hots for Murtagh, and they all lived happily ever after. And Saphira's not old enough to have a boyfriend, so that's no for her.

Only one more day. :(

That title pretty much says it all.
But anyways.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I went to the neighbor's yesterday and she has A PUG PUPPY NAMED PRECIOUS!! *tears up* *sniff* So CUTE! Her mom was nice (the puppy's mom), too, but she wasn't as cute as PRECIOUS!!!
I'm a sucker for both puppies and pugs.
Then she came over this morning and played with Spencer (also a dog), who totally owned her, but was nice about it, even when she started biting his lip (and I'm pretty sure she broke the skin). But seriously. SHE'S SO CUTE!!! I want a pug puppy REALLY BAD now.
ACtually, I've always wanted a puppy, and my parents said we could GET ONE once we got our own house (and that was HOW LONG AGO?), then conveniently forgot this little tidbit of information. "I never said that. I said we could get a big dog." Whatever. You said puppy. And what's with this blasted country music?
I HATE COUNTRY!!!!!
MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!
"If there's a hot angel in heaven, she be my wife, cuz I'm boozin in the country with my redneck friends!!"
I'd rather listen to Dizmas.
ABout the puppy: I'm trying to garner one as a combined Christmas/birthday present, but no such luck. :( I'm pretty sure I'm getting either "Over the Hedge" or a Queen Amidala doll, thanks to their foolish hints.
Hair: Basically, I'm never going to dye my hair. At least, not all of it. It sucks, but it's not a bad idea: I just dye one section of my hair. Pink and blue are my favorite options right now. If I were a techie, I'd set up some poll so the 5 people that actually read this blog could vote.
Actually, go ahead and vote. Cuz I really would like to know.
Even tho I'm LEANING towards pink.
AMERICAN DRAGON: JAKE LONG BEST SHOW EVER!
I felt for Jake during the siblings episode. Especially because he got showed up by his YOUNGER sibling. That. Would. SUCK.
Sims 2 on Nintendo DS is great. I am addicted. Alas, I shall play...no more.
I wanted to make a HSM Mixed-up Mashed-up video, but I'll wait till I get home. This internet is fast, but weird.

I'm SINGING. I'm in a store and I'm singing. I'm in a store AND I'M SINGING.

I have been in four different states in the past two days. Right now I'm in South Carolina and surprisingly LOVING IT. Except everyone's WAY racist. But they don't really bring that up...much.
But yeah.
I'M FINALLY IN SOUTH CAROLINA!!
It's not that bad. Oddly enough, I actually feel at home here. No culture shock, no nothing. The south RULES. I wanna move to Alabama CARAZY bad. Even tho I haven't been there yet. But we're staying in Georgia right now, which is just a state away. It SUCKS,tho, cuz there's this 3+ hour drive from my grandparent's house to the airport. AAAAAGH! I was in the car for like 2 hours and was ready to commit suicide. Okay, I know sleeping people can't really help it if they fall asleep on you, but COME ON. People TOUCHING me is just...not cool. AT ALL. So I ended up elbowing the sleeping person in the head like 20 times. ON PURPOSE. Not my fault.
AAAAAAAAAGH my digestion is soooooo messed urp. Yes, urp. AAAAAAAARGH I can't freaking scroll. But digestion. Cuz I know you REALLY want to know about that.
Try cheese, bacon, ranch fries from Checkers. And a Checkerburger. And a shake. And a bite of burger (that I fed to Spencer later; he liked it very much; he's a dog by the way). And two things of Gatorade. And yogurt. And a Rice Krispies Treat. Yeah. Try AWESOME. I'm going to gain like 20 pounds by the time I come home on Monday. But right now I'm having a blast. But it's getting late (whatever, it's only 8:47 P.M., but it's called "jet-lag" and "relative overdose") and I want to go the hotel at watch Starz.
I have to stop Grandpa from feeding Lady. She might be cute, but she is the FATTEST rat terrier I have ever seen. It's kind of disgusting. She keeps growling at Spencer.
OOOOH I played the wii for the first time. Well, I didn't play it, but I watched my brothers play it for like half an hour.
AAAAAAAAAAGH GARRETT HEDLUND!!!!
That is all.

A post in which the author vents hatefully at her parents and their sucky dark-haired parents

I. Am. Pretty. Much. More. Than. Ticked.
I'm sure you really don't want to hear about how mad I am and how this Christmas sucks.
But I am and it does, so if you really don't care, you don't have to read this.


So I got "Lego Star Wars II" from Nathan for Christmas. It was for both me and William, but it's realy cool, even tho I'm stuck on that one level. And I opened my present from Braeden early, which was chocolate (coffee, fruit, and nut flavors, but whatever) and "Monster House" (fun...) but whatever.
But the present I was most looking forward to was dying my freaking hair purple.
Scratch that idea, cuz it ain't happening.
And it's because my hair's so freaking dark that I can't freaking touch it without damaging it.
So if I were EVER to dye my hair, which would be, um, NEVER, seeing as it would be better just to chop it all off, I could dye it RED or something, but not PURPLE.
Hello.
I'm the person who always goes off on how dumb the color red is.
I personally think red is a stupid color and to have my hair be red would be torture.
I am just REALLY freaking mad right now. It's not even that big a deal.
Tomorrow or something I'm going to read this and be like, "Hm, I sure need to get anger management, because violence is not the answer. Maybe I should cry like normal girls, since everyone thinks I'm a lesbian anyway!"
Or something like that.
But I'd like to get it out before it bottles up and I happen to kill somebody in a violent and disturbing way. Like that guy in "Queen of Everything".
Maybe since this didn't work out, I'll get an ipod.
Nope, didn't help.
AND I'm going to South Carolina tomorrow, which I was totally OKAY about doing, since I got to go on a plane and we're going to be in a hotel HALF THE TIME ANYWAYS, but now with this little "complication" everything sucks.
There are two types of frustration: the kind where you break down crying and the kind where you just get mad.
I usually fall into the latter group.
And people in the former tick me off.
This is starting to make sense now...

Hellooooooo sexy...