I am sitting here drinking bubbly (flat grape soda, but whatever) and eating cream puffs. Seriously. Cream puffs. Right after I come home from Chinese food in Seattle and a Caramel Chip Cheesequake Blizzard. Cream. Puffs. I feel like some snobby British chick, such as a certain PIRATE SKANK I could mention.
"John, I do feel like a good sup." "Have some cream puffs." "Oh, cream puffs, how *Lauren possesses her* FLAMABLAMABLOUS, SUCKA!"
Only, snobby British chicks don't wear cowboy hats.
Yes.
I forsook my festive hat (which matched my emo attire) to wear the cowboy hat my Grandpa gave me.
WEEEEEEEEEE!
Those were okay cream puffs.
I have indigestion now, but hey, life's too short to waste a good nuked up cream puff.
NUKES!!!!!!!!!!
Eh.
So the gift wrapping party wasn't too awesome. It took like 2 hours for everyone to get there, while we watched b-ball. (WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE ZAGS LOST! *sobs*) WTH, Kit went all psycho on me when I made fun of the Zag's coach, cuz he was doing this weird sign that looked really perverted and I was all, "Haha, I wonder what that means." Then Kit's like, "DUH, he's calling for a pick. Even I KNOW THAT!" And I said something else and he's all, "You haven't even PLAYED basketball yet, Lauren!" WtH? And You HAVE, soccer geek? BTW, I played in 5TH GRADE, sucka.
So I totally should have gotten him back tonight at the restraunt, but he brought his GIRLFRIEND. According to "Wife Swap", that is a sign of comfort and trust. And she was nice. THANK GOODNESS. Not like I've encountered any of these (SEEING AS ALL MY COUSINS/SIBLINGS ARE SINGLE OR NOT COMFORTED OR TRUSTING!), but if she had been one of those nightmare girlfriends, I would've kicked her butt. But she was really nice.
I WANT MAGENTA'S DRESS! THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME!
And combat boots.
OH YEAH, the gift party.
I got clothes. They were nice, but I do have a list people. Only the "Grateful Heart" song keeps running through my mind. Thanks God, I got the reminder.
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Saturday, December 30, 2006
I am an EMO! (the quiz said so)
You're an emo! You may or may not hurt yourself in some way...I hope you don't. Thats not good for your heath! You get yourself some anti-depressants and a doctor missy or mister.
Yeah, I didn't make the quiz, someone else did. Not exactly an accurate result, but I liked the picture.
I need to find a site that gives a personality quiz every week.
Uh oh...
Was dye supposed to come off my head and go into the water?
Curse you, color-safe shampoo.
That conditioner stuff smells BAD and I couldn't even get it all into my hair.
Curse you, thick puffy fro.
Pleeeeease don't fade, pleeeeeease don't fade...
YAAAAAAAAY I beat all the levels of LSW2! Except for the extra Jabba the Hutt level? I'm only 48.3% finished. I have to beat all the super stories, get all the superkits, get all the minikits, beat the minikit challenge, and do that...other thing. I forgot. AAAAAAAGH I was ONE golden brick away from the golden gateway for "Return of the Jedi", but nooo. And I was 4000 points away from 45,000 so I couldn't buy Brick number 8.
I think George Lucas copied Tolkien. "Return of the King" = "Return of the Jedi". GASP!
Wow, what an accurate mermaid description. Selina Fenech...I'll have to keep that in mind. The picture's not bad either, except for the chick's lack of clothing. -_-
Yeah.
YAAAAAY we get to finish CHRISTMAS today! Since we were gone for Christmas, we didn't get our presents, and everyone else didn't get theirs, so WE'RE HAVING ANOTHER UNWRAPPING PARTY!
"What's your favorite hair color?" Oh, that's easy. Not blonde. *glares* Them and their blue dyed heads. You: What? Never mind.
Obviously Harry Potter is for me cuz I like dark hair and green eyes. ????? I don't get it.
Curse you, color-safe shampoo.
That conditioner stuff smells BAD and I couldn't even get it all into my hair.
Curse you, thick puffy fro.
Pleeeeease don't fade, pleeeeeease don't fade...
YAAAAAAAAY I beat all the levels of LSW2! Except for the extra Jabba the Hutt level? I'm only 48.3% finished. I have to beat all the super stories, get all the superkits, get all the minikits, beat the minikit challenge, and do that...other thing. I forgot. AAAAAAAGH I was ONE golden brick away from the golden gateway for "Return of the Jedi", but nooo. And I was 4000 points away from 45,000 so I couldn't buy Brick number 8.
I think George Lucas copied Tolkien. "Return of the King" = "Return of the Jedi". GASP!
Wow, what an accurate mermaid description. Selina Fenech...I'll have to keep that in mind. The picture's not bad either, except for the chick's lack of clothing. -_-
Yeah.
YAAAAAY we get to finish CHRISTMAS today! Since we were gone for Christmas, we didn't get our presents, and everyone else didn't get theirs, so WE'RE HAVING ANOTHER UNWRAPPING PARTY!
"What's your favorite hair color?" Oh, that's easy. Not blonde. *glares* Them and their blue dyed heads. You: What? Never mind.
Obviously Harry Potter is for me cuz I like dark hair and green eyes. ????? I don't get it.
Friday, December 29, 2006
Long swishy emo hair!
YAAAAAAAAY MY HAIR IS BLACK! I'm totally going to keep it this way forever. And the red streak is all bright and perty.
Weeee.
That's pretty much it.
Weeee.
That's pretty much it.
Fantasy Eragon Cast
This would've made for a much better movie. Maybe funnier. I don't know.
Cast:
Eragon: William Moseley (If he could do Peter, he can do Eragon.)
Brom: Jeremy Irons (better cast = better performance. The man stays.)
Arya: Liv Tyler (She played an elf once, she can do it again.)
Durza: Chrisopher Lloyd (much creepier...gives off a true child molester vibe.)
Galbatorix: Uh...Liam Neeson? Christopher Lee? I KNOW! Ian Mcdiarmid! Or the ORIGINAL EMPEROR...who's the same guy...dang.
Murtagh: Garrett Hedlund (perfect in every way...JUST LIKE MARY POPPINS!)
Uncle Garrow: Bruce Boxleitner (THAT GUY FROM YOUNG BLADES! BEST PAX SHOW EVER!)
Roran: Mark Hildreth (THAT OTHER GUY FROM YOUNG BLADES! And they're small parts, so their HORRIBLE ACTING DOESN'T MATTER!)
King Hrothgar: Edward Asner (He was a wonderful Santa...) or Burl Ives? (aww, he's dead. Never mind.)
Ajihad: MR. T!!!!!
Saphira: Rachel Weisz (She stays too)
Horst: Some big fat guy who's jolly and stern???
Sloan: Some anorexic old guy.
Angela: EMMA THOMPSON! MWAHAHAHA!
Nasuada: ANYONE BUT RAVEN! Um...Jennifer Hudson. Yeah. She could've sung Ajihad's mourning song.
Yeah. That's pretty much it. Read it and weep.
Cast:
Eragon: William Moseley (If he could do Peter, he can do Eragon.)
Brom: Jeremy Irons (better cast = better performance. The man stays.)
Arya: Liv Tyler (She played an elf once, she can do it again.)
Durza: Chrisopher Lloyd (much creepier...gives off a true child molester vibe.)
Galbatorix: Uh...Liam Neeson? Christopher Lee? I KNOW! Ian Mcdiarmid! Or the ORIGINAL EMPEROR...who's the same guy...dang.
Murtagh: Garrett Hedlund (perfect in every way...JUST LIKE MARY POPPINS!)
Uncle Garrow: Bruce Boxleitner (THAT GUY FROM YOUNG BLADES! BEST PAX SHOW EVER!)
Roran: Mark Hildreth (THAT OTHER GUY FROM YOUNG BLADES! And they're small parts, so their HORRIBLE ACTING DOESN'T MATTER!)
King Hrothgar: Edward Asner (He was a wonderful Santa...) or Burl Ives? (aww, he's dead. Never mind.)
Ajihad: MR. T!!!!!
Saphira: Rachel Weisz (She stays too)
Horst: Some big fat guy who's jolly and stern???
Sloan: Some anorexic old guy.
Angela: EMMA THOMPSON! MWAHAHAHA!
Nasuada: ANYONE BUT RAVEN! Um...Jennifer Hudson. Yeah. She could've sung Ajihad's mourning song.
Yeah. That's pretty much it. Read it and weep.
HANGOVER
Aaaaaaaah I'm soooo tired. I fell asleep at like 1:30 last night. It was because of that stupid 20 oz Pepsi I bought.
Paul Dano is 23...who knew?
Why can't they just cast teenagers as teenagers?
Not only was I up forever, I had "My Immortal" running through my head for like 2 hours.
Aaaah sadness.
I love this picture. http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0449059/00700.jpg.html Dwayne... WHY ARE THE HOT GUYS ALWAYS STUPID OR TAKEN?
This was probably Steve Carell's best movie.
Okay, not fair, how come William gets to play Pikman AND watch a movie. Some of us have a Lego Star Wars to beat.
I need to eat breakfast in like...20 minutes.
T minus 4 hours and 8 minutes till I get my hair dyed.
Oooh boy.
I guess I'm not as excited as before.
I want to watch that Barbie movie again. (HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW SHE WAS POISONING YOU? SHE PAUSED MEANINFULLY EVERY TIME SHE SAID "TEA"!)
So tired... *snore*
Yeah...
I had this weird Narnia type dream. It was like "Narnia", "Little Miss SUnshine", and "Eragon" all rolled up into one. There was a flying lion and me and my Edmund brother almost got ripped apart by centaurs, but then the lion guy saved me and stuff and I got to scream at the top of my lungs, then I went home and explained to my grandparents how I knew that a serial killer killed my parents? And that it involved lions and a herd of ponies? Eh? Eh? Eh?
Someone should buy me an organic fruit rollup.
Paul Dano is 23...who knew?
Why can't they just cast teenagers as teenagers?
Not only was I up forever, I had "My Immortal" running through my head for like 2 hours.
Aaaah sadness.
I love this picture. http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0449059/00700.jpg.html Dwayne... WHY ARE THE HOT GUYS ALWAYS STUPID OR TAKEN?
This was probably Steve Carell's best movie.
Okay, not fair, how come William gets to play Pikman AND watch a movie. Some of us have a Lego Star Wars to beat.
I need to eat breakfast in like...20 minutes.
T minus 4 hours and 8 minutes till I get my hair dyed.
Oooh boy.
I guess I'm not as excited as before.
I want to watch that Barbie movie again. (HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW SHE WAS POISONING YOU? SHE PAUSED MEANINFULLY EVERY TIME SHE SAID "TEA"!)
So tired... *snore*
Yeah...
I had this weird Narnia type dream. It was like "Narnia", "Little Miss SUnshine", and "Eragon" all rolled up into one. There was a flying lion and me and my Edmund brother almost got ripped apart by centaurs, but then the lion guy saved me and stuff and I got to scream at the top of my lungs, then I went home and explained to my grandparents how I knew that a serial killer killed my parents? And that it involved lions and a herd of ponies? Eh? Eh? Eh?
Someone should buy me an organic fruit rollup.
Thursday, December 28, 2006
If you believe in yourself, you can walk through walls!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I JUST BOUGHT (and watched) "BARBIE AND THE 12 DANCING PRINCESSES"!
It is pure genius, my friends. Yeah, fools. I pretty much love it.
Only there were some scenes they could've done over. I mean, seriously, there are 12 of them, and they can't stand up to an old...well, to put it nicely, witch.
Rowena: Clean the steps or you'll father'll get sicker.
Genevieve: We're tired of taking your crap. GET HER GIRLS!
AND THERE WAS AN EVIL MONKEY IN IT NAMED BRUTUS! EW! EWEWEW!
Lol, it's like that Harry Potter Unrated thing!
Genevieve: RAWR! *attacks Rowena*
Palace Guards: Whoa! Catfight!
*in pavilion*
Genevieve: Oh my goodness! This is so wonderful! I can't believe you did this for me!
Derek: I know how you can thank me... *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
*in King's bedroom*
Doctor: Give him this elixir twice a day and all will be well.
Rowena: Uh, sure... *chugs bottle of elixir*
Hahaha.
I only got this movie after exchanging another DVD I got for Christmas. It starts with "M" and ends with "E".
Yeah.
Cuz I had money left over, I bought Evanescence's "Fallen" CD. They're actually really good, and I did like them a few years ago (I know people who are going to jump down my throat about this. Ooooh boy), but I hate how everyone's making a big deal about them being a Christian band. They're NOT. They said they're NOT. Have you read their LYRICS lately? It's not really that big a deal, but they're not and I know they're not, so stop insisting they are. The CD was GOOD, it was ust really sad. "My Immortal" and the last three songs kind of bothered me. Amy Lee has experienced some death. Geez...
I GET TO DYE MY HAIR TOMORROW! EEEEEEEE!
It is pure genius, my friends. Yeah, fools. I pretty much love it.
Only there were some scenes they could've done over. I mean, seriously, there are 12 of them, and they can't stand up to an old...well, to put it nicely, witch.
Rowena: Clean the steps or you'll father'll get sicker.
Genevieve: We're tired of taking your crap. GET HER GIRLS!
AND THERE WAS AN EVIL MONKEY IN IT NAMED BRUTUS! EW! EWEWEW!
Lol, it's like that Harry Potter Unrated thing!
Genevieve: RAWR! *attacks Rowena*
Palace Guards: Whoa! Catfight!
*in pavilion*
Genevieve: Oh my goodness! This is so wonderful! I can't believe you did this for me!
Derek: I know how you can thank me... *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
*in King's bedroom*
Doctor: Give him this elixir twice a day and all will be well.
Rowena: Uh, sure... *chugs bottle of elixir*
Hahaha.
I only got this movie after exchanging another DVD I got for Christmas. It starts with "M" and ends with "E".
Yeah.
Cuz I had money left over, I bought Evanescence's "Fallen" CD. They're actually really good, and I did like them a few years ago (I know people who are going to jump down my throat about this. Ooooh boy), but I hate how everyone's making a big deal about them being a Christian band. They're NOT. They said they're NOT. Have you read their LYRICS lately? It's not really that big a deal, but they're not and I know they're not, so stop insisting they are. The CD was GOOD, it was ust really sad. "My Immortal" and the last three songs kind of bothered me. Amy Lee has experienced some death. Geez...
I GET TO DYE MY HAIR TOMORROW! EEEEEEEE!
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
I am...very sad that he's dead/gone.
Eeeeeee, I'm rereading Eldest and I pretty much love it.
Eragon: *sniffing Arya* You smell like crushed pine needles.
Arya: What? Get off!
I NEED TO FINISH THAT SOAP EPISODE I STARTED WORKING ON BEFORE CHRISTMAS!
Yes, imdb.com, I realize "Sky Hihg" isn't a movie, I was trying to type SKY HIGH.
EEEEE someone actually replied to my post. Dang. I was the last postee. Oh well. "Does anyone else find Speed at least semi-attractive?" Of course, I'm the only one who does. *sigh*
When Eragon comes out on DVD, I'm so buying it. We watched "Over the Hedge" last night. :) I forgot how much I love it. Turns out, tho, MY GRANDMA HAD ALREADY OPENED IT UP AND WATCHED IT!!! So now she loves it too.
I really want to make a dialogue of the Eragon book. That would be fun.
AND ELDEST. Even if it is close to 700 pages. Weeorp.
Yesterday was William's birthday. He's 11, even tho he still acts like he's 7. He got some pretty sweet presents. Okay, he got ONE sweet present: Warioware Twisted for Gameboy Advance. I'm already addicted.
AND WE GOT TAKE OUT CHINESE FOOD!
Which is the first time I've done that. *sigh* I'm so weird.
How come my favorite Chinese Restraunt doesn't have BBQ pork? That's my favorite entree!
I can't wait for my birthday.
Apparently my parents DON'T think I have ADHD, but if it really bothers me, we can talk to the school counselor. Thanks for telling me I need COUNSELING.
Eragon: *sniffing Arya* You smell like crushed pine needles.
Arya: What? Get off!
I NEED TO FINISH THAT SOAP EPISODE I STARTED WORKING ON BEFORE CHRISTMAS!
Yes, imdb.com, I realize "Sky Hihg" isn't a movie, I was trying to type SKY HIGH.
EEEEE someone actually replied to my post. Dang. I was the last postee. Oh well. "Does anyone else find Speed at least semi-attractive?" Of course, I'm the only one who does. *sigh*
When Eragon comes out on DVD, I'm so buying it. We watched "Over the Hedge" last night. :) I forgot how much I love it. Turns out, tho, MY GRANDMA HAD ALREADY OPENED IT UP AND WATCHED IT!!! So now she loves it too.
I really want to make a dialogue of the Eragon book. That would be fun.
AND ELDEST. Even if it is close to 700 pages. Weeorp.
Yesterday was William's birthday. He's 11, even tho he still acts like he's 7. He got some pretty sweet presents. Okay, he got ONE sweet present: Warioware Twisted for Gameboy Advance. I'm already addicted.
AND WE GOT TAKE OUT CHINESE FOOD!
Which is the first time I've done that. *sigh* I'm so weird.
How come my favorite Chinese Restraunt doesn't have BBQ pork? That's my favorite entree!
I can't wait for my birthday.
Apparently my parents DON'T think I have ADHD, but if it really bothers me, we can talk to the school counselor. Thanks for telling me I need COUNSELING.
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Ho ho ho
I never want to go on a plane ever again. Ever. EVER. EVEREVEREVER.
We got in the car and drove for 3-4 hours.
Bad.
We got to the airport and waited for 2 hours. Reading magazines and eating calzones.
Not that bad.
Got on a flight to Chicago. Only 1.5 hours.
not bad at all.
Got to the airport. Everyone kept yelling their heads off at me.
Bad.
Got on a flight to Seattle/Tacoma. Lasted 4 hours.
REALLY REALLY BAD.
My stomach hurt, I was hungry, "Little Miss Sunshine" made me cry (NO!!!!! DWAYNE! I LOVE YOU!!!!) and it just really sucked. Not even Sean Paul could soothe me. Well, actually.
Girl, I got the right tactics to turn you on.
Me: *dancing in seat*
Yeah.
I FINALLY GOT MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!
I only got to open the ones from my grandparents last night. >:P ON CHRISTMAS, too!
But I got some pretty sweet stuff. Such as...FUZZY BOOTS.
AND A BLACK HOODIE.
AND A HSM CALENDAR!
AND "OVER THE HEDGE"!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Oh, and sudoku.
BUT WHO CARES?
I also got "Teen Titans: Season 2" with my hair present thing.
I'm planning on dyeing my hair black with a pink streak. Maybe. I'm hoping. That's what I'm going for AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!!!!!
Merry Christmas, y'all.
*saddens* I think I have ADHD. Which explains a lot.
Dang.
I better tell my parents.
They'll want to know.
We got in the car and drove for 3-4 hours.
Bad.
We got to the airport and waited for 2 hours. Reading magazines and eating calzones.
Not that bad.
Got on a flight to Chicago. Only 1.5 hours.
not bad at all.
Got to the airport. Everyone kept yelling their heads off at me.
Bad.
Got on a flight to Seattle/Tacoma. Lasted 4 hours.
REALLY REALLY BAD.
My stomach hurt, I was hungry, "Little Miss Sunshine" made me cry (NO!!!!! DWAYNE! I LOVE YOU!!!!) and it just really sucked. Not even Sean Paul could soothe me. Well, actually.
Girl, I got the right tactics to turn you on.
Me: *dancing in seat*
Yeah.
I FINALLY GOT MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!
I only got to open the ones from my grandparents last night. >:P ON CHRISTMAS, too!
But I got some pretty sweet stuff. Such as...FUZZY BOOTS.
AND A BLACK HOODIE.
AND A HSM CALENDAR!
AND "OVER THE HEDGE"!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Oh, and sudoku.
BUT WHO CARES?
I also got "Teen Titans: Season 2" with my hair present thing.
I'm planning on dyeing my hair black with a pink streak. Maybe. I'm hoping. That's what I'm going for AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!!!!!
Merry Christmas, y'all.
*saddens* I think I have ADHD. Which explains a lot.
Dang.
I better tell my parents.
They'll want to know.
Sunday, December 24, 2006
ERAGON THEORIES
Seriously, http://www.shurtugal.com opened up some possibilities I hadn't even thought of. But I thought some of them were total crap. Like Brom being Eragon's father? Maybe, but I don't think CP is talented enough to pull that off, and even if he WAS, I don't think he would go in that direction. Then again, it does make a lot of sense and stuff, so if they're right, I'm a loser.
But about the third dragon rider: they think it is most definitely Arya. I thought it would be possibly be her. A lot of people thought it could be Orik, but why would it be Orik? Hm? Hm? Hm?
Yeah.
I DROVE THE GOLF CART TODAY! I even drove all the way home from the park. And then Nathan and I bought a hecka lot of candy and stuff. Let's see, I got...a Zero bar, some donuts, a peppermint thingy, Tootsie roll, and a Mounds. And all that's left is the Zero bar. And the coolest thing was, Nathan bought like three things, and the total was only $5. 5 BUCKS!!!!!!! Back home...well, it wouldn't be that much more, but whatever. 5 BUCKS!!
I fell asleep thinking about my soap. What does that say about it? Dang. I must be horrible.
TIME FOR A SERIOUS WRITING PROJECT.
Or not.
I'll wait for inspiration and write it in secret. Only that one story wasn't so secret. It was okay. But I couldn't think of an ending, it wasn't long enough to be a novel, the characters were about an inch deep, and it wasn't my best work. So I deleted it. *sigh* It's too late now. THERE WAS A GUY THAT LOOKED LIKE DOMINIC MONOGHAN IN IT!!!! THat was my weird Lost/hobbit/blonde people named Amy phase. I LOVE BEING A WRITER.
I need tweezers...for my braces. HA, thought I was going to say something ELSE, didn't'cha?
My brothers are watching "Talladega Nights" with Nancy. I would...but it's the UNRATED version. Hm...no thanks. I WANNA PLAY WITH PRECIOUS! *heavy breathing* AAAGH! Her mom came by (MARLY THE PUG!!!!!!) and I got to pet her. But then she attacked Nathan and ran away.
Whoa. Come to think about it, I fell asleep thinking about Garrett Hedlund. *sigh* Poor Garrett.
Dodedodedodedodedode.
I FOUND A DANCE POP STATION! *crazed dancing* YAAAAAAAAAH!
Nathan: Lame, I want rap.
Dance Pop Station: *plays rap*
William: Still lame. *falls asleep.
MY GRANDPA RULES!!
Grandpa: I'm having a beer. *few minutes pass* I sure love drinking beer. *more minutes pass* This is great beer.
Ciena: *comes in holding root beer bottle*
Grandpa: Are you having a beer?
Ciena: Yep.
Grandpa: That's good. *turns to various aunts and uncles* We're drinking beer.
Only when I asked him if he wanted another beer (he said he was thirsty and I MEANT root beer), my mom got mad.
Guess you get more priveleges when you're *snicker* older.
I need to finish Eragon soon and start "Eldest". It's been like...three or four days since I started it. *sigh* I'm so slow...
But about the third dragon rider: they think it is most definitely Arya. I thought it would be possibly be her. A lot of people thought it could be Orik, but why would it be Orik? Hm? Hm? Hm?
Yeah.
I DROVE THE GOLF CART TODAY! I even drove all the way home from the park. And then Nathan and I bought a hecka lot of candy and stuff. Let's see, I got...a Zero bar, some donuts, a peppermint thingy, Tootsie roll, and a Mounds. And all that's left is the Zero bar. And the coolest thing was, Nathan bought like three things, and the total was only $5. 5 BUCKS!!!!!!! Back home...well, it wouldn't be that much more, but whatever. 5 BUCKS!!
I fell asleep thinking about my soap. What does that say about it? Dang. I must be horrible.
TIME FOR A SERIOUS WRITING PROJECT.
Or not.
I'll wait for inspiration and write it in secret. Only that one story wasn't so secret. It was okay. But I couldn't think of an ending, it wasn't long enough to be a novel, the characters were about an inch deep, and it wasn't my best work. So I deleted it. *sigh* It's too late now. THERE WAS A GUY THAT LOOKED LIKE DOMINIC MONOGHAN IN IT!!!! THat was my weird Lost/hobbit/blonde people named Amy phase. I LOVE BEING A WRITER.
I need tweezers...for my braces. HA, thought I was going to say something ELSE, didn't'cha?
My brothers are watching "Talladega Nights" with Nancy. I would...but it's the UNRATED version. Hm...no thanks. I WANNA PLAY WITH PRECIOUS! *heavy breathing* AAAGH! Her mom came by (MARLY THE PUG!!!!!!) and I got to pet her. But then she attacked Nathan and ran away.
Whoa. Come to think about it, I fell asleep thinking about Garrett Hedlund. *sigh* Poor Garrett.
Dodedodedodedodedode.
I FOUND A DANCE POP STATION! *crazed dancing* YAAAAAAAAAH!
Nathan: Lame, I want rap.
Dance Pop Station: *plays rap*
William: Still lame. *falls asleep.
MY GRANDPA RULES!!
Grandpa: I'm having a beer. *few minutes pass* I sure love drinking beer. *more minutes pass* This is great beer.
Ciena: *comes in holding root beer bottle*
Grandpa: Are you having a beer?
Ciena: Yep.
Grandpa: That's good. *turns to various aunts and uncles* We're drinking beer.
Only when I asked him if he wanted another beer (he said he was thirsty and I MEANT root beer), my mom got mad.
Guess you get more priveleges when you're *snicker* older.
I need to finish Eragon soon and start "Eldest". It's been like...three or four days since I started it. *sigh* I'm so slow...
Saturday, December 23, 2006
World's Strongest Washingtonian
OH! OH! OOOOOOOOOH! We were watching "World's Strongest Man" and a guy from SEQUIM TOTALLY OWNED! IT WAS SWEET, my friends.
Ew, perverted country.
I KEEP FORGETTING TO BLOG IMPORTANT DETAILS!!!!! So I shall write them all down. Or type them. Whatever.
Hair: Uh, pink? I wish I hadn't got all worked up about it and told a bunch of my friends AND pretty much my whole family about the purple thing only to have it not happen. Actually, that happens a LOT, in many different situations. Curious Audience: Such as? Uh, haha, none of your business. And I guess it's going to stay that way. Oooh boy.
Saw "Eragon" again. Wasn't as funny as the first time, but Ciena and I were laughing pretty hard. But we all (including Pheobe) really liked it. Even tho the acting pretty much sucked. My mom liked the elf girl. No comment.
Do de do de do I GOT MY FIRST DRIVING LESSON! Well, not really, it was just a golf cart. But I know how to put it in drive, reverse, the brake and stuff, but I need to work on my fast turns. I literally had to cross my arms to turn. Then I sat in the back while Grandma got us lost. Even Lady (ANOTHER DOG) thought her driving was disastrous. She didn't mind mine, tho. Maybe that's cuz she wasn't in the car. Dang.
I kinda miss school...but not that much.
I still want a puppy. Hey, THAT'S what I want for Christmas. Let's see, basic list includes: pony, puppy, purple hair (or very realistic wig?), a personal dermatologist, MY OWN CELLPHONE, an Ipod/mint chocolate?, or a Sidekick. But my mom wouldn't let me send that to my relatives. So I'm getting a Queen Amidala doll for Christmas. Actually, I really don't care. That list is probably just things I want but will never have.
SPEAKING of which, what is with women and diamonds? Oooh, shiny. But come on. If some guy was to propose to me (*cough cough* Yeah right.), forget diamonds. If you rode in on a HORSE of some sort (*gasp* LIKE BABY PAUL FROM MIRACLE RANCH! Or a dragon, maybe. *sigh* If only I still believed in mythical beasts. I want to be a Dragon Rider!!!! REALLY BAD! Or an equestrian/drummer/lead singer/punk/goth/emo/perfect skinned/mixed...uh, person.), I would totally marry you. Unless you were a girl.
Okay, I can understand why someone might mistake me for a guy when they pick up the phone, but I do NOT look like one. Yeah, I wear my brother's hand-me-downs and stuff, but I was wearing a tight GIRL shirt on the plane and the stewardess still called me "sir" and asked my dad for "his son to put his backpack away". Look at the hair. *shows off long curly tresses that need to be brushed* It's longer than any daring wannabe-punk preppy BOY is willing to go. And these? *takes off jacket and indicates body* Yeah, most guys don't have these. Not even overweight ones. Get your eyes checked. Just wanted to say.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I've been overcome with "Eragon" obsession.
Sure, I just had a lively conversation with Emmalee (my cousin on my mom's side, the REAL Emily #1) about Christopher Paolini and how bad he is [at writing], but reading "Eragon" again, I really do like it, even if his writing is inconsistent (First it was okay, then it was pretty good, then it was okay again, and then it was really bad.) and his best character is greatly ignored (*sigh*), but I still like his stuff. It's the best fantasy I've read in a LONG time (that's been published recently, anways. C. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien could take Chris, despite the height difference?) and it's great for a fan culter like me who loves melodrama and hot guys. AND fantasy. But I was reading stuff about the upcoming THIRD book and I think the new rider is either Nasuada or Arya, but Rorin is also a possibilty, which STINKS cuz I hate him. I really do. He gets on my nerves more than Eragon. Murtagh must not die. Eragon better hook up with Arya, NOT Nasuada, because she has the hots for Murtagh, and they all lived happily ever after. And Saphira's not old enough to have a boyfriend, so that's no for her.
Ew, perverted country.
I KEEP FORGETTING TO BLOG IMPORTANT DETAILS!!!!! So I shall write them all down. Or type them. Whatever.
Hair: Uh, pink? I wish I hadn't got all worked up about it and told a bunch of my friends AND pretty much my whole family about the purple thing only to have it not happen. Actually, that happens a LOT, in many different situations. Curious Audience: Such as? Uh, haha, none of your business. And I guess it's going to stay that way. Oooh boy.
Saw "Eragon" again. Wasn't as funny as the first time, but Ciena and I were laughing pretty hard. But we all (including Pheobe) really liked it. Even tho the acting pretty much sucked. My mom liked the elf girl. No comment.
Do de do de do I GOT MY FIRST DRIVING LESSON! Well, not really, it was just a golf cart. But I know how to put it in drive, reverse, the brake and stuff, but I need to work on my fast turns. I literally had to cross my arms to turn. Then I sat in the back while Grandma got us lost. Even Lady (ANOTHER DOG) thought her driving was disastrous. She didn't mind mine, tho. Maybe that's cuz she wasn't in the car. Dang.
I kinda miss school...but not that much.
I still want a puppy. Hey, THAT'S what I want for Christmas. Let's see, basic list includes: pony, puppy, purple hair (or very realistic wig?), a personal dermatologist, MY OWN CELLPHONE, an Ipod/mint chocolate?, or a Sidekick. But my mom wouldn't let me send that to my relatives. So I'm getting a Queen Amidala doll for Christmas. Actually, I really don't care. That list is probably just things I want but will never have.
SPEAKING of which, what is with women and diamonds? Oooh, shiny. But come on. If some guy was to propose to me (*cough cough* Yeah right.), forget diamonds. If you rode in on a HORSE of some sort (*gasp* LIKE BABY PAUL FROM MIRACLE RANCH! Or a dragon, maybe. *sigh* If only I still believed in mythical beasts. I want to be a Dragon Rider!!!! REALLY BAD! Or an equestrian/drummer/lead singer/punk/goth/emo/perfect skinned/mixed...uh, person.), I would totally marry you. Unless you were a girl.
Okay, I can understand why someone might mistake me for a guy when they pick up the phone, but I do NOT look like one. Yeah, I wear my brother's hand-me-downs and stuff, but I was wearing a tight GIRL shirt on the plane and the stewardess still called me "sir" and asked my dad for "his son to put his backpack away". Look at the hair. *shows off long curly tresses that need to be brushed* It's longer than any daring wannabe-punk preppy BOY is willing to go. And these? *takes off jacket and indicates body* Yeah, most guys don't have these. Not even overweight ones. Get your eyes checked. Just wanted to say.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I've been overcome with "Eragon" obsession.
Sure, I just had a lively conversation with Emmalee (my cousin on my mom's side, the REAL Emily #1) about Christopher Paolini and how bad he is [at writing], but reading "Eragon" again, I really do like it, even if his writing is inconsistent (First it was okay, then it was pretty good, then it was okay again, and then it was really bad.) and his best character is greatly ignored (*sigh*), but I still like his stuff. It's the best fantasy I've read in a LONG time (that's been published recently, anways. C. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien could take Chris, despite the height difference?) and it's great for a fan culter like me who loves melodrama and hot guys. AND fantasy. But I was reading stuff about the upcoming THIRD book and I think the new rider is either Nasuada or Arya, but Rorin is also a possibilty, which STINKS cuz I hate him. I really do. He gets on my nerves more than Eragon. Murtagh must not die. Eragon better hook up with Arya, NOT Nasuada, because she has the hots for Murtagh, and they all lived happily ever after. And Saphira's not old enough to have a boyfriend, so that's no for her.
Only one more day. :(
That title pretty much says it all.
But anyways.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I went to the neighbor's yesterday and she has A PUG PUPPY NAMED PRECIOUS!! *tears up* *sniff* So CUTE! Her mom was nice (the puppy's mom), too, but she wasn't as cute as PRECIOUS!!!
I'm a sucker for both puppies and pugs.
Then she came over this morning and played with Spencer (also a dog), who totally owned her, but was nice about it, even when she started biting his lip (and I'm pretty sure she broke the skin). But seriously. SHE'S SO CUTE!!! I want a pug puppy REALLY BAD now.
ACtually, I've always wanted a puppy, and my parents said we could GET ONE once we got our own house (and that was HOW LONG AGO?), then conveniently forgot this little tidbit of information. "I never said that. I said we could get a big dog." Whatever. You said puppy. And what's with this blasted country music?
I HATE COUNTRY!!!!!
MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!
"If there's a hot angel in heaven, she be my wife, cuz I'm boozin in the country with my redneck friends!!"
I'd rather listen to Dizmas.
ABout the puppy: I'm trying to garner one as a combined Christmas/birthday present, but no such luck. :( I'm pretty sure I'm getting either "Over the Hedge" or a Queen Amidala doll, thanks to their foolish hints.
Hair: Basically, I'm never going to dye my hair. At least, not all of it. It sucks, but it's not a bad idea: I just dye one section of my hair. Pink and blue are my favorite options right now. If I were a techie, I'd set up some poll so the 5 people that actually read this blog could vote.
Actually, go ahead and vote. Cuz I really would like to know.
Even tho I'm LEANING towards pink.
AMERICAN DRAGON: JAKE LONG BEST SHOW EVER!
I felt for Jake during the siblings episode. Especially because he got showed up by his YOUNGER sibling. That. Would. SUCK.
Sims 2 on Nintendo DS is great. I am addicted. Alas, I shall play...no more.
I wanted to make a HSM Mixed-up Mashed-up video, but I'll wait till I get home. This internet is fast, but weird.
But anyways.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I went to the neighbor's yesterday and she has A PUG PUPPY NAMED PRECIOUS!! *tears up* *sniff* So CUTE! Her mom was nice (the puppy's mom), too, but she wasn't as cute as PRECIOUS!!!
I'm a sucker for both puppies and pugs.
Then she came over this morning and played with Spencer (also a dog), who totally owned her, but was nice about it, even when she started biting his lip (and I'm pretty sure she broke the skin). But seriously. SHE'S SO CUTE!!! I want a pug puppy REALLY BAD now.
ACtually, I've always wanted a puppy, and my parents said we could GET ONE once we got our own house (and that was HOW LONG AGO?), then conveniently forgot this little tidbit of information. "I never said that. I said we could get a big dog." Whatever. You said puppy. And what's with this blasted country music?
I HATE COUNTRY!!!!!
MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!
"If there's a hot angel in heaven, she be my wife, cuz I'm boozin in the country with my redneck friends!!"
I'd rather listen to Dizmas.
ABout the puppy: I'm trying to garner one as a combined Christmas/birthday present, but no such luck. :( I'm pretty sure I'm getting either "Over the Hedge" or a Queen Amidala doll, thanks to their foolish hints.
Hair: Basically, I'm never going to dye my hair. At least, not all of it. It sucks, but it's not a bad idea: I just dye one section of my hair. Pink and blue are my favorite options right now. If I were a techie, I'd set up some poll so the 5 people that actually read this blog could vote.
Actually, go ahead and vote. Cuz I really would like to know.
Even tho I'm LEANING towards pink.
AMERICAN DRAGON: JAKE LONG BEST SHOW EVER!
I felt for Jake during the siblings episode. Especially because he got showed up by his YOUNGER sibling. That. Would. SUCK.
Sims 2 on Nintendo DS is great. I am addicted. Alas, I shall play...no more.
I wanted to make a HSM Mixed-up Mashed-up video, but I'll wait till I get home. This internet is fast, but weird.
Thursday, December 21, 2006
I'm SINGING. I'm in a store and I'm singing. I'm in a store AND I'M SINGING.
I have been in four different states in the past two days. Right now I'm in South Carolina and surprisingly LOVING IT. Except everyone's WAY racist. But they don't really bring that up...much.
But yeah.
I'M FINALLY IN SOUTH CAROLINA!!
It's not that bad. Oddly enough, I actually feel at home here. No culture shock, no nothing. The south RULES. I wanna move to Alabama CARAZY bad. Even tho I haven't been there yet. But we're staying in Georgia right now, which is just a state away. It SUCKS,tho, cuz there's this 3+ hour drive from my grandparent's house to the airport. AAAAAGH! I was in the car for like 2 hours and was ready to commit suicide. Okay, I know sleeping people can't really help it if they fall asleep on you, but COME ON. People TOUCHING me is just...not cool. AT ALL. So I ended up elbowing the sleeping person in the head like 20 times. ON PURPOSE. Not my fault.
AAAAAAAAAGH my digestion is soooooo messed urp. Yes, urp. AAAAAAAARGH I can't freaking scroll. But digestion. Cuz I know you REALLY want to know about that.
Try cheese, bacon, ranch fries from Checkers. And a Checkerburger. And a shake. And a bite of burger (that I fed to Spencer later; he liked it very much; he's a dog by the way). And two things of Gatorade. And yogurt. And a Rice Krispies Treat. Yeah. Try AWESOME. I'm going to gain like 20 pounds by the time I come home on Monday. But right now I'm having a blast. But it's getting late (whatever, it's only 8:47 P.M., but it's called "jet-lag" and "relative overdose") and I want to go the hotel at watch Starz.
I have to stop Grandpa from feeding Lady. She might be cute, but she is the FATTEST rat terrier I have ever seen. It's kind of disgusting. She keeps growling at Spencer.
OOOOH I played the wii for the first time. Well, I didn't play it, but I watched my brothers play it for like half an hour.
AAAAAAAAAAGH GARRETT HEDLUND!!!!
That is all.
But yeah.
I'M FINALLY IN SOUTH CAROLINA!!
It's not that bad. Oddly enough, I actually feel at home here. No culture shock, no nothing. The south RULES. I wanna move to Alabama CARAZY bad. Even tho I haven't been there yet. But we're staying in Georgia right now, which is just a state away. It SUCKS,tho, cuz there's this 3+ hour drive from my grandparent's house to the airport. AAAAAGH! I was in the car for like 2 hours and was ready to commit suicide. Okay, I know sleeping people can't really help it if they fall asleep on you, but COME ON. People TOUCHING me is just...not cool. AT ALL. So I ended up elbowing the sleeping person in the head like 20 times. ON PURPOSE. Not my fault.
AAAAAAAAAGH my digestion is soooooo messed urp. Yes, urp. AAAAAAAARGH I can't freaking scroll. But digestion. Cuz I know you REALLY want to know about that.
Try cheese, bacon, ranch fries from Checkers. And a Checkerburger. And a shake. And a bite of burger (that I fed to Spencer later; he liked it very much; he's a dog by the way). And two things of Gatorade. And yogurt. And a Rice Krispies Treat. Yeah. Try AWESOME. I'm going to gain like 20 pounds by the time I come home on Monday. But right now I'm having a blast. But it's getting late (whatever, it's only 8:47 P.M., but it's called "jet-lag" and "relative overdose") and I want to go the hotel at watch Starz.
I have to stop Grandpa from feeding Lady. She might be cute, but she is the FATTEST rat terrier I have ever seen. It's kind of disgusting. She keeps growling at Spencer.
OOOOH I played the wii for the first time. Well, I didn't play it, but I watched my brothers play it for like half an hour.
AAAAAAAAAAGH GARRETT HEDLUND!!!!
That is all.
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
A post in which the author vents hatefully at her parents and their sucky dark-haired parents
I. Am. Pretty. Much. More. Than. Ticked.
I'm sure you really don't want to hear about how mad I am and how this Christmas sucks.
But I am and it does, so if you really don't care, you don't have to read this.
So I got "Lego Star Wars II" from Nathan for Christmas. It was for both me and William, but it's realy cool, even tho I'm stuck on that one level. And I opened my present from Braeden early, which was chocolate (coffee, fruit, and nut flavors, but whatever) and "Monster House" (fun...) but whatever.
But the present I was most looking forward to was dying my freaking hair purple.
Scratch that idea, cuz it ain't happening.
And it's because my hair's so freaking dark that I can't freaking touch it without damaging it.
So if I were EVER to dye my hair, which would be, um, NEVER, seeing as it would be better just to chop it all off, I could dye it RED or something, but not PURPLE.
Hello.
I'm the person who always goes off on how dumb the color red is.
I personally think red is a stupid color and to have my hair be red would be torture.
I am just REALLY freaking mad right now. It's not even that big a deal.
Tomorrow or something I'm going to read this and be like, "Hm, I sure need to get anger management, because violence is not the answer. Maybe I should cry like normal girls, since everyone thinks I'm a lesbian anyway!"
Or something like that.
But I'd like to get it out before it bottles up and I happen to kill somebody in a violent and disturbing way. Like that guy in "Queen of Everything".
Maybe since this didn't work out, I'll get an ipod.
Nope, didn't help.
AND I'm going to South Carolina tomorrow, which I was totally OKAY about doing, since I got to go on a plane and we're going to be in a hotel HALF THE TIME ANYWAYS, but now with this little "complication" everything sucks.
There are two types of frustration: the kind where you break down crying and the kind where you just get mad.
I usually fall into the latter group.
And people in the former tick me off.
This is starting to make sense now...
I'm sure you really don't want to hear about how mad I am and how this Christmas sucks.
But I am and it does, so if you really don't care, you don't have to read this.
So I got "Lego Star Wars II" from Nathan for Christmas. It was for both me and William, but it's realy cool, even tho I'm stuck on that one level. And I opened my present from Braeden early, which was chocolate (coffee, fruit, and nut flavors, but whatever) and "Monster House" (fun...) but whatever.
But the present I was most looking forward to was dying my freaking hair purple.
Scratch that idea, cuz it ain't happening.
And it's because my hair's so freaking dark that I can't freaking touch it without damaging it.
So if I were EVER to dye my hair, which would be, um, NEVER, seeing as it would be better just to chop it all off, I could dye it RED or something, but not PURPLE.
Hello.
I'm the person who always goes off on how dumb the color red is.
I personally think red is a stupid color and to have my hair be red would be torture.
I am just REALLY freaking mad right now. It's not even that big a deal.
Tomorrow or something I'm going to read this and be like, "Hm, I sure need to get anger management, because violence is not the answer. Maybe I should cry like normal girls, since everyone thinks I'm a lesbian anyway!"
Or something like that.
But I'd like to get it out before it bottles up and I happen to kill somebody in a violent and disturbing way. Like that guy in "Queen of Everything".
Maybe since this didn't work out, I'll get an ipod.
Nope, didn't help.
AND I'm going to South Carolina tomorrow, which I was totally OKAY about doing, since I got to go on a plane and we're going to be in a hotel HALF THE TIME ANYWAYS, but now with this little "complication" everything sucks.
There are two types of frustration: the kind where you break down crying and the kind where you just get mad.
I usually fall into the latter group.
And people in the former tick me off.
This is starting to make sense now...
Monday, December 18, 2006
RIP OFF YOUR SHIRT! DO IT NOW!!!!!
OMG GARRETT HELUND IS EXACTLY 22!!!!!! Okay, not exactly. BUT HE'S 22. I WAS JUST JOKING!!!!
Agh.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "Eragon" is a great movie.
Oh. I didn't know it wasn't supposed to be a comedy.
*silently trying not to laugh*
*snicker* BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I mean, don't get me wrong, I love going to the movies. I mean, come on, there's:
1. Previews
2. Popcorn
3. Candy
4. Soda
5. Comfy seats (sometimes)
6. Two hours of cinematic delight (no matter HOW dumb the movie is, you can laugh it up with your friend(s)/date/spouse/family/imaginary friend/dog/annoyed person sitting next to you.)
Aaaaah, how I love the theater.
But anyways.
HEHEHE okay I'll stop. At first, it kind of made me mad, because even tho Paolini's "Eragon" novel is no literary sensation (he wrote it when he was 14...that doesn't make it GOOD) and not really worth anyone's time (okay, not true, it's a pretty good fantasy attempt, but there are MUCH better authors. No, I was not about to J. K. Rowling as one of them, stop glaring at me.), but the least the scriptwriters could've done was STAY TRUE TO THE BOOK. They cut out some VERY important characters, such as Katrina (she doesn't do squat, but she's the whole reason Rorin leaves and comes back and such) and Angela (okay, yeah, there was that stupid Joss Stone cameo, but it SUCKED, and she was only in one scene. Joss Stone might have soul, but she don't got any acting skills.), and just...STUFF. The plot was all messed up, and it was just...NOT COOL, OKAY. NOT COOL AT ALL.
The only good actors were Jeremy Irons (Brom, AAAAND one of my favorite actors. Kind of. I like "Lion King". A lot. And he was a very good Scar.), Rachel Weisz (Saphira: she has a really good voice and did Saphira perfectly), and Garrett Hedlund (HOT: he portrayed the angst-ridden Murtagh very well. "I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE QUICKLY!" "Anything you say... *sighs dreamily*")
But there were funny parts. "I WON'T LET YOU DIE. I NEED YOU." "No, Eragon, I've always needed you. You turned my life around." Me: *snicker* "*really flat voice* I suffer without my stone. Don't prolong my suffering." Me: *guffawing* "I will wait for tomorrow." Me: *ROFL!!!*
I think the parts that most angered me were Joss Stone as a CRAPPY ANGELA and the Razac. WTH? They were ninjas covered in bugs. HELLO? THESE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY! And then a good portion of the book was based on Eragon's obsession with these creatures and his longing for their blood. Not so in the movie. The Razac are killed in like two minutes by Brom, who was supposed to DIE in that part! And the Urgals? The director casted a bunch of big fat guys and painted stripes on their face. OMGEEZ WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? AAAAGH I HATE YOU ALL.
The most unfair part: They discover Murtagh's identity (rather quickly, and just by looking at him), AND HE DOESN'T TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF!!! Okay, I read the book, and he just RIPS that baby off. But there wasn't a big scar or anything. He just pulled it up a little and there's a baby scar and a little bit of abs. he actually wasn't that buff. And somehow Ed Speleers had a six pack? AND HE GOT SHOWN BATHING!!! WHAT ABOUT MURTAGH??? AAAARGH!
Meep. Snorg. That was good Diet Coke. I want another cheeseburger.
Agh.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "Eragon" is a great movie.
Oh. I didn't know it wasn't supposed to be a comedy.
*silently trying not to laugh*
*snicker* BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I mean, don't get me wrong, I love going to the movies. I mean, come on, there's:
1. Previews
2. Popcorn
3. Candy
4. Soda
5. Comfy seats (sometimes)
6. Two hours of cinematic delight (no matter HOW dumb the movie is, you can laugh it up with your friend(s)/date/spouse/family/imaginary friend/dog/annoyed person sitting next to you.)
Aaaaah, how I love the theater.
But anyways.
HEHEHE okay I'll stop. At first, it kind of made me mad, because even tho Paolini's "Eragon" novel is no literary sensation (he wrote it when he was 14...that doesn't make it GOOD) and not really worth anyone's time (okay, not true, it's a pretty good fantasy attempt, but there are MUCH better authors. No, I was not about to J. K. Rowling as one of them, stop glaring at me.), but the least the scriptwriters could've done was STAY TRUE TO THE BOOK. They cut out some VERY important characters, such as Katrina (she doesn't do squat, but she's the whole reason Rorin leaves and comes back and such) and Angela (okay, yeah, there was that stupid Joss Stone cameo, but it SUCKED, and she was only in one scene. Joss Stone might have soul, but she don't got any acting skills.), and just...STUFF. The plot was all messed up, and it was just...NOT COOL, OKAY. NOT COOL AT ALL.
The only good actors were Jeremy Irons (Brom, AAAAND one of my favorite actors. Kind of. I like "Lion King". A lot. And he was a very good Scar.), Rachel Weisz (Saphira: she has a really good voice and did Saphira perfectly), and Garrett Hedlund (HOT: he portrayed the angst-ridden Murtagh very well. "I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE QUICKLY!" "Anything you say... *sighs dreamily*")
But there were funny parts. "I WON'T LET YOU DIE. I NEED YOU." "No, Eragon, I've always needed you. You turned my life around." Me: *snicker* "*really flat voice* I suffer without my stone. Don't prolong my suffering." Me: *guffawing* "I will wait for tomorrow." Me: *ROFL!!!*
I think the parts that most angered me were Joss Stone as a CRAPPY ANGELA and the Razac. WTH? They were ninjas covered in bugs. HELLO? THESE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY! And then a good portion of the book was based on Eragon's obsession with these creatures and his longing for their blood. Not so in the movie. The Razac are killed in like two minutes by Brom, who was supposed to DIE in that part! And the Urgals? The director casted a bunch of big fat guys and painted stripes on their face. OMGEEZ WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? AAAAGH I HATE YOU ALL.
The most unfair part: They discover Murtagh's identity (rather quickly, and just by looking at him), AND HE DOESN'T TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF!!! Okay, I read the book, and he just RIPS that baby off. But there wasn't a big scar or anything. He just pulled it up a little and there's a baby scar and a little bit of abs. he actually wasn't that buff. And somehow Ed Speleers had a six pack? AND HE GOT SHOWN BATHING!!! WHAT ABOUT MURTAGH??? AAAARGH!
Meep. Snorg. That was good Diet Coke. I want another cheeseburger.
Saturday, December 16, 2006
"I'm Moody." "Yes you are."
That was from show I've only seen once that was on late 90's-early 200's ish? Only it made sense cuz the girl's name was Moody.
I WANT PURPLE HAIR!
I guess I'm obsessing, but BOTH my parents gave the okay, and NOW they won't do it?
WHAT?
They're all, "Oh, there probably won't be an opening till after our trip." "Did you CHECK?" "No, but if there is one, we can take it." "CALL HER." "I will." *18 hours later, STILL HASN'T CALLED HER!!!!* AAAAAARGH, I HATE PEOPLE WHO DO THIS.
I mean, it's different if they FORGET to do it or something, but I keep reminding her EVERY FIVE SECONDS. SHE JUST WON'T DO IT. WTH???? THIS IS LIKE THE ONLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT I'M GETTING AND I WOULD LIKE TO GET IT BEFORE NEXT CHRISTMAS!
Oh yes, I am mad.
South Carolina: I can't not go. DANG. My parents are all, "We're treating this like a missions trip." Yeah, I know none of my relatives on my dad's side are Christian and they're all GWB haters (only we're not trying to make them go all rightist...just to spread the love of Christ. I KEEP FORGETTING THAT.), but that doesn't really make me feel any better. Yes, I'm drowning in self-pity. It feels good at the present, don't you freak out on me, too.
THE "OFFICE" WAS AMAZING!! Funny, anyways. "I heard Angela's party has double fudge brownies. It will also have Angela. *pretending to weigh two things* Double fudge...Angela...double fudge...Angela...double fudge...Angela..." And then Michael's rebound girl was Asian and he couldn't tell her apart from her friend. Racist...but funny? My sense of humor is pretty horrible.
JIM ADMITTED THAT HE WANTS PAM!!!!! MWAHAHAHA! Ha. Ha. Ha.
Do de do de do. I love this shirt. And this hat. Do de do de do. Dad stole my Dizmas CD. Do de do de do. I'M SOAPING AGAIN. Sometime other than now.
Kaitlyn had a party last night. 'Twas cool. COLDSTONE CAKE!!!!
Hm hm hm. I didn't get a gift. I'm going to spread my self-pity wallowing to EVERYONE! *cuts to "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year"*
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
There'll be Frodo and Samwise and Gaffer, he's not wise, and Leggie, we FEAR.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
I WANT PURPLE HAIR!
I guess I'm obsessing, but BOTH my parents gave the okay, and NOW they won't do it?
WHAT?
They're all, "Oh, there probably won't be an opening till after our trip." "Did you CHECK?" "No, but if there is one, we can take it." "CALL HER." "I will." *18 hours later, STILL HASN'T CALLED HER!!!!* AAAAAARGH, I HATE PEOPLE WHO DO THIS.
I mean, it's different if they FORGET to do it or something, but I keep reminding her EVERY FIVE SECONDS. SHE JUST WON'T DO IT. WTH???? THIS IS LIKE THE ONLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT I'M GETTING AND I WOULD LIKE TO GET IT BEFORE NEXT CHRISTMAS!
Oh yes, I am mad.
South Carolina: I can't not go. DANG. My parents are all, "We're treating this like a missions trip." Yeah, I know none of my relatives on my dad's side are Christian and they're all GWB haters (only we're not trying to make them go all rightist...just to spread the love of Christ. I KEEP FORGETTING THAT.), but that doesn't really make me feel any better. Yes, I'm drowning in self-pity. It feels good at the present, don't you freak out on me, too.
THE "OFFICE" WAS AMAZING!! Funny, anyways. "I heard Angela's party has double fudge brownies. It will also have Angela. *pretending to weigh two things* Double fudge...Angela...double fudge...Angela...double fudge...Angela..." And then Michael's rebound girl was Asian and he couldn't tell her apart from her friend. Racist...but funny? My sense of humor is pretty horrible.
JIM ADMITTED THAT HE WANTS PAM!!!!! MWAHAHAHA! Ha. Ha. Ha.
Do de do de do. I love this shirt. And this hat. Do de do de do. Dad stole my Dizmas CD. Do de do de do. I'M SOAPING AGAIN. Sometime other than now.
Kaitlyn had a party last night. 'Twas cool. COLDSTONE CAKE!!!!
Hm hm hm. I didn't get a gift. I'm going to spread my self-pity wallowing to EVERYONE! *cuts to "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year"*
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
There'll be Frodo and Samwise and Gaffer, he's not wise, and Leggie, we FEAR.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Chariots of Fire
AAAAAAAAGH I was so tired during PE. AND we had a twelve minute run. Which I usually like. *gasp* *choke* I still got 17, tho. But I was going really slow. Actually, I'm always slow, so there wasn't much difference. Oh well. I guess I'm a sprinter, not an endurance runner. Or maybe I'm not cut out for running.
Heh heh heh.
Basketball, here I come.
Yeah.
Where is that darn e-mail?
ROFL, "House" REALLY FUNNY. The book, not the show.
BUT COME ON!
I really expected better of Frank Peretti, I really did.
But it's SO FUNNY.
"Eat the cereal! Eat it! it will make you STRONG! EAT THE CEREAL! EAT IT!"
Hardy har har.
THE COOKIES ARE GREEN! Actually, I was going for turquoise, but oh well. WHY WON'T THEY GET ROOM TEMPERATURE? BECOME ROOM TEMPERATURE ALREADY!
I'm pretty sure I get to dye my hair this week.
EEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I'm so excited.
And I'm pretty sure I'm getting my new glasses soon. But they haven't come yet. >:(
Let's see if Stanley is winning... Please let Stanley win... If not him, then Creed Bratton or Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. Come on... Argh, slow computer.
I haven't played Sims in...pretty much forever. *GASP* Meow. I've been too busy on Diner Dash (2, to be exact). I CAN'T BEAT THAT GAME. *heavy breathing*
My boys (my boys, MY BOYS), talking bout myyyyy boooooys, MY BOYS.
Apparently Cole plays the mean kid and Dylan plays the nice kid on "Holidaze". aaaah, forget it. They will always be Zack and Cody to me. That's what happens when you sign a contract with Disney: You're in it for LIFE.
Heh heh heh.
Basketball, here I come.
Yeah.
Where is that darn e-mail?
ROFL, "House" REALLY FUNNY. The book, not the show.
BUT COME ON!
I really expected better of Frank Peretti, I really did.
But it's SO FUNNY.
"Eat the cereal! Eat it! it will make you STRONG! EAT THE CEREAL! EAT IT!"
Hardy har har.
THE COOKIES ARE GREEN! Actually, I was going for turquoise, but oh well. WHY WON'T THEY GET ROOM TEMPERATURE? BECOME ROOM TEMPERATURE ALREADY!
I'm pretty sure I get to dye my hair this week.
EEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I'm so excited.
And I'm pretty sure I'm getting my new glasses soon. But they haven't come yet. >:(
Let's see if Stanley is winning... Please let Stanley win... If not him, then Creed Bratton or Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. Come on... Argh, slow computer.
I haven't played Sims in...pretty much forever. *GASP* Meow. I've been too busy on Diner Dash (2, to be exact). I CAN'T BEAT THAT GAME. *heavy breathing*
My boys (my boys, MY BOYS), talking bout myyyyy boooooys, MY BOYS.
Apparently Cole plays the mean kid and Dylan plays the nice kid on "Holidaze". aaaah, forget it. They will always be Zack and Cody to me. That's what happens when you sign a contract with Disney: You're in it for LIFE.
Monday, December 11, 2006
Oh...my aunt was one of those.
AAAAAAAAAAAH "HOLIDAZE" = MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE!
AND IT'S CLAYMATION!!!!
Well kind of.
....
AND THE KIDS WHO PLAY ZACK AND CODY ARE IN IT!
Memorable quotes:
"I am a thespian." "Oooh...my aunt was one of those."
"And my homemade Cambell's Chicken...OOPS...I mean, my homemade chicken and stars."
"I wonder if they know I'm gone..." *at North Pole* *waves at dummy* "Hi Rusty!" "Nope. They don't."
ROFL.
Gladys Knight is in it.
AND BRENDA SONG AND EMILY OSMENT!! YAAAAAAAAR THEY MUST DIE!
Emily Osment plays this goth "bad girl" ghost. Hard to believe, seeing as she's a preppy blonde HANNAH MONTANA LOSER!!!!!
Hmmmm, hypocriticalish, seeing as I'm trying to pull of the whole "punk" thing (NOT WORKING, exactly. Dylan thinks I'm emo, which is like, a compliment). I AM DYEING MY HAIR PURPLE. *gasp* I'M SO PUMPED.
Punked. Whatever.
Okay, gotta get it through my head. Ahem: STALKING IS NOT OKAY. Now repeat 10 times fast.
Just PLEASE ask how I am DOING or something and MAYBE I'll leave you alone. "Gee, Lauren, how are you?" *Um, I think your brother was checking me out in all his emo glory. He's not that bad, tho. I guess he's pretty nice. He has my 2nd period class during 3rd period* "Um...great." *Has anyone ever told you you have great hair?*
AND IT'S CLAYMATION!!!!
Well kind of.
....
AND THE KIDS WHO PLAY ZACK AND CODY ARE IN IT!
Memorable quotes:
"I am a thespian." "Oooh...my aunt was one of those."
"And my homemade Cambell's Chicken...OOPS...I mean, my homemade chicken and stars."
"I wonder if they know I'm gone..." *at North Pole* *waves at dummy* "Hi Rusty!" "Nope. They don't."
ROFL.
Gladys Knight is in it.
AND BRENDA SONG AND EMILY OSMENT!! YAAAAAAAAR THEY MUST DIE!
Emily Osment plays this goth "bad girl" ghost. Hard to believe, seeing as she's a preppy blonde HANNAH MONTANA LOSER!!!!!
Hmmmm, hypocriticalish, seeing as I'm trying to pull of the whole "punk" thing (NOT WORKING, exactly. Dylan thinks I'm emo, which is like, a compliment). I AM DYEING MY HAIR PURPLE. *gasp* I'M SO PUMPED.
Punked. Whatever.
Okay, gotta get it through my head. Ahem: STALKING IS NOT OKAY. Now repeat 10 times fast.
Just PLEASE ask how I am DOING or something and MAYBE I'll leave you alone. "Gee, Lauren, how are you?" *Um, I think your brother was checking me out in all his emo glory. He's not that bad, tho. I guess he's pretty nice. He has my 2nd period class during 3rd period* "Um...great." *Has anyone ever told you you have great hair?*
Thursday, December 07, 2006
I wish I could dance like Shakira
I AM TOTALLY UPDATING MY AMAZON WISHLIST! BOOYA BABY! Not like anyone's going to buy me anything. My relatives figure since I won't even be in the same STATE as them for Christmas, they can just give me gift cards. I DON'T THINK SO. I REALLY want that Queen Amidala doll. With the deluxe hair. *glares at snickering Amazon customers* WHAT? SHE'S MY ROLE MODEL! I mean, who wouldn't want to be a queen at 14? AND kick butt with a blaster? AND have guys hit on you? (even if they were like...10) AND have great hair?
Wow. I actually have a lot of role models.
1. Robin - cuz he's awesome like that. And he assists Batman with little witticisms that go unnoticed by most "Batman" lovers.
2. Shakira - I wish I could dance like her.
3. Beyonce - I wish I could sing/LOOK like her.
4. Gwen Stefani - Dyes her hair all the time.
5. Queen Amidala - ALL THE REASONS I JUST LISTED.
AAAAAAAAGH I really want a Chronicles of Narnia action figure. But just ONE of the children is $20. I don't know, I LIKE EDMUND, HE'S COOL. Better than Susan (lame) and Peter (lamer and not hot). Lucy is apparently only 8 or so in the first book, according to C. S. Lewis. NOT EVEN JOKING, Peter was like 13 in "LWW", Susan was 12, Edmund was 10. And then, in "Prince Caspian", they all gain one year. And I'd pictured Peter some buff brave knight and Susan a "mature" teenager. OH NO. And Digory and Polly were like...10. WEIRDED OUT.
So Mr. Johnson is apparently no longer mad?
Huh.
Okaaaaay...
PIZZA IS GOOOOOD.
AND STANLEY IS WINNING "THE AMAZING RACE OFFICE EDITION 2.0"!!!!! HALLELUJAH!
Wow. I actually have a lot of role models.
1. Robin - cuz he's awesome like that. And he assists Batman with little witticisms that go unnoticed by most "Batman" lovers.
2. Shakira - I wish I could dance like her.
3. Beyonce - I wish I could sing/LOOK like her.
4. Gwen Stefani - Dyes her hair all the time.
5. Queen Amidala - ALL THE REASONS I JUST LISTED.
AAAAAAAAGH I really want a Chronicles of Narnia action figure. But just ONE of the children is $20. I don't know, I LIKE EDMUND, HE'S COOL. Better than Susan (lame) and Peter (lamer and not hot). Lucy is apparently only 8 or so in the first book, according to C. S. Lewis. NOT EVEN JOKING, Peter was like 13 in "LWW", Susan was 12, Edmund was 10. And then, in "Prince Caspian", they all gain one year. And I'd pictured Peter some buff brave knight and Susan a "mature" teenager. OH NO. And Digory and Polly were like...10. WEIRDED OUT.
So Mr. Johnson is apparently no longer mad?
Huh.
Okaaaaay...
PIZZA IS GOOOOOD.
AND STANLEY IS WINNING "THE AMAZING RACE OFFICE EDITION 2.0"!!!!! HALLELUJAH!
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
And I so hate consequences
Dang.
I made somebody mad at me today.
I guess they have a right to be, cuz I was being dumb. But seriously.
I also I guess I deserved the abrupt tongue lashing in front of everyone, too.
Still. It sucks. Maybe it'll blow over by tomorrow. But even if it does, that person will be all happy and I will mull over this all flipping day, then get depressed tomorrow.
LIKE ALWAYS.
My mom says I take things too personally.
Which explains a LOT, by the way, like why I overreacted:
a. This summer
b. Novemberish when I read that stupid, STUPID "FWO" book
c. That time in 4th grade
d. ALL THE TIME
My life stinks.
But moving on (Ooooh, baloney).
Let's see how my Office peeps are doing. *scrolls page* I am hoping Stanley is safe. *looks around, clicking on links* WHERE IS IT? WHERE'S MY BOARD? WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE? AAAAAAAH! WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE phew. There it is. *scrolls down* They better not have deleted Stanley. *waits for it to load* NO, YOU FOOL, GO TO THE NEST, THE NEST! *keeps waiting* Snorg. *dodedodedodedodedo* If you care, I won't be soaping for a while. I've moved on to bigger and better things...such as a writing project where I'm actually trying and not just writing crap for the heck of it cuz I thought it would be tres amusing in August. OW, this ponytail is tight. I hope I didn't give Jessica the wrong one. That other was stretched. *beat* Oops. HAHAHAHA OSCAR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! YES! WOOOO!
I made somebody mad at me today.
I guess they have a right to be, cuz I was being dumb. But seriously.
I also I guess I deserved the abrupt tongue lashing in front of everyone, too.
Still. It sucks. Maybe it'll blow over by tomorrow. But even if it does, that person will be all happy and I will mull over this all flipping day, then get depressed tomorrow.
LIKE ALWAYS.
My mom says I take things too personally.
Which explains a LOT, by the way, like why I overreacted:
a. This summer
b. Novemberish when I read that stupid, STUPID "FWO" book
c. That time in 4th grade
d. ALL THE TIME
My life stinks.
But moving on (Ooooh, baloney).
Let's see how my Office peeps are doing. *scrolls page* I am hoping Stanley is safe. *looks around, clicking on links* WHERE IS IT? WHERE'S MY BOARD? WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE? AAAAAAAH! WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE phew. There it is. *scrolls down* They better not have deleted Stanley. *waits for it to load* NO, YOU FOOL, GO TO THE NEST, THE NEST! *keeps waiting* Snorg. *dodedodedodedodedo* If you care, I won't be soaping for a while. I've moved on to bigger and better things...such as a writing project where I'm actually trying and not just writing crap for the heck of it cuz I thought it would be tres amusing in August. OW, this ponytail is tight. I hope I didn't give Jessica the wrong one. That other was stretched. *beat* Oops. HAHAHAHA OSCAR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! YES! WOOOO!
Monday, December 04, 2006
My hero
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh no. I have to BABYSIT TONIGHT.
Which would be FINE if I weren't such a SUCKY BABYSITTER.
Aaaaaaaand the kid is pretty evil.
I guess I could've said no to the job when it was first offered to me, but they phrased it as, "WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO BABYSIT HIM AND HIS SISTER?" Not "COULD YOU", but "WOULD YOU". So if I'd said no, it's like, "No, I'm not willing to babysit your kids, LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Grrrr.
And no one can help me.
I have no friends that I'd be willing to sacrifice to the lil monster.
My mom has a broken ankle.
Bible study is AN HOUR AND A HALF.
I'm so screwed.
"Aaaaaaare you embarassed?" Um...YES.
Amanda: "I don't even know him. Do you know him? Well, I know him, but I don't KNOW him."
Me: "Wow...we're kind of talking about him behind his back...literally."
Kid: *shifts uncomfortably*
Amanda: *turns to Maya* We're talking about you in front of your chest.
Maya: ?
Yeah.
Which would be FINE if I weren't such a SUCKY BABYSITTER.
Aaaaaaaand the kid is pretty evil.
I guess I could've said no to the job when it was first offered to me, but they phrased it as, "WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO BABYSIT HIM AND HIS SISTER?" Not "COULD YOU", but "WOULD YOU". So if I'd said no, it's like, "No, I'm not willing to babysit your kids, LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Grrrr.
And no one can help me.
I have no friends that I'd be willing to sacrifice to the lil monster.
My mom has a broken ankle.
Bible study is AN HOUR AND A HALF.
I'm so screwed.
"Aaaaaaare you embarassed?" Um...YES.
Amanda: "I don't even know him. Do you know him? Well, I know him, but I don't KNOW him."
Me: "Wow...we're kind of talking about him behind his back...literally."
Kid: *shifts uncomfortably*
Amanda: *turns to Maya* We're talking about you in front of your chest.
Maya: ?
Yeah.
Friday, December 01, 2006
The LAME House
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
I spent TWO hours of my day watching "The Lake House".
OMGEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!
It was so DUMB.
I mean, the IDEA was good. But the way it panned out was NOT good.
Only I can't really say anything in case someone who hasn't seen the movie but REALLY wants to reads this and sees the ending and the rest of their day is ruined and it's my fault and I will feel a pang in my side for hurting that person and bad karma and such.
That is, if karma was real and I believed in karma.
Darn.
But I will say one thing: Something that happened in the beginning only explains ONE THING IN THE END. AND YOU HAVE TO WAIT TWO HOURS TO FIGURE IT OUT.
Only Nathan figured it out in like two seconds, so we waited for two hours for the "plot twists" my mom had said were in it.
She gives him a book from the future.
Pretty twisty.
Natalie Portman and Hayden Christiansen are the perfect couple.
Cuz they're both horrible actors.
I saw "Episode III". They're pretty bad.
"I have the higher ground."
"YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!!!!!!!"
*earlier*
"Hold me. Like you did on Naboo when there was nothing but our love..."
Eh?
What losers...
ONLY TWO DAYS OF SCHOOL THIS WEEK. YEAYAAAAAAAAAAAA!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Hm, that's a lot of options.
*checks to see if the Idiot Test 2 is out or if The Amazing Race Office Version 2.0 has been updated*
I spent TWO hours of my day watching "The Lake House".
OMGEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!
It was so DUMB.
I mean, the IDEA was good. But the way it panned out was NOT good.
Only I can't really say anything in case someone who hasn't seen the movie but REALLY wants to reads this and sees the ending and the rest of their day is ruined and it's my fault and I will feel a pang in my side for hurting that person and bad karma and such.
That is, if karma was real and I believed in karma.
Darn.
But I will say one thing: Something that happened in the beginning only explains ONE THING IN THE END. AND YOU HAVE TO WAIT TWO HOURS TO FIGURE IT OUT.
Only Nathan figured it out in like two seconds, so we waited for two hours for the "plot twists" my mom had said were in it.
She gives him a book from the future.
Pretty twisty.
Natalie Portman and Hayden Christiansen are the perfect couple.
Cuz they're both horrible actors.
I saw "Episode III". They're pretty bad.
"I have the higher ground."
"YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!!!!!!!"
*earlier*
"Hold me. Like you did on Naboo when there was nothing but our love..."
Eh?
What losers...
ONLY TWO DAYS OF SCHOOL THIS WEEK. YEAYAAAAAAAAAAAA!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Hm, that's a lot of options.
*checks to see if the Idiot Test 2 is out or if The Amazing Race Office Version 2.0 has been updated*
Thursday, November 30, 2006
And she was...GLAD ABOUT IT! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!
We listened to that song in the car, on JACK FM, COOLEST RADIO STATION EVER!
I love my preppy 80's music.
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!
"And She Was" by Talking Heads: who DOESN'T love that song?
It's totally on "Sky High".
My mom and I had to go to the stupid hospital (me to get a new glasses perscription, her to get a new cast). It took flipping FOREVER. The eye exam was fast, tho. I think I might've lied about dilation. I've never had my pupils dilated. But she didn't seem to care. I WANT MY NEW GLASSES. Seeing as we haven't even ordered them, this will be hard.
I DO NOT WANT BIFOCALS.
I would keep this frames, but it might not work out.
*sob*
I just started saying (seriously, I actually VOCALIZE this) "Omgeez". And "____ should be" or "they should make _____ more accessible to the public". Just insert any random thing and I will probably say that. I still think there should be Hot Pocket stands on every street corner.
Omgeez. We got "Episode III" to watch tonight.
LAME!
I WANT A BARBIE MOVIE!
I'M BEHIND THREE MOVIES!
WHAT KIND OF PERSON AM I?
*sigh*
I haven't soaped in a while.
I DON'T CARE, NYAAAAH I SHALL BITE YOUR FACE OFF.
I love my preppy 80's music.
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!
"And She Was" by Talking Heads: who DOESN'T love that song?
It's totally on "Sky High".
My mom and I had to go to the stupid hospital (me to get a new glasses perscription, her to get a new cast). It took flipping FOREVER. The eye exam was fast, tho. I think I might've lied about dilation. I've never had my pupils dilated. But she didn't seem to care. I WANT MY NEW GLASSES. Seeing as we haven't even ordered them, this will be hard.
I DO NOT WANT BIFOCALS.
I would keep this frames, but it might not work out.
*sob*
I just started saying (seriously, I actually VOCALIZE this) "Omgeez". And "____ should be" or "they should make _____ more accessible to the public". Just insert any random thing and I will probably say that. I still think there should be Hot Pocket stands on every street corner.
Omgeez. We got "Episode III" to watch tonight.
LAME!
I WANT A BARBIE MOVIE!
I'M BEHIND THREE MOVIES!
WHAT KIND OF PERSON AM I?
*sigh*
I haven't soaped in a while.
I DON'T CARE, NYAAAAH I SHALL BITE YOUR FACE OFF.
Monday, November 27, 2006
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh the weather outside is...
FRIGHTFUL!
It's actually not.
It snowed again this morning, so we MISSED SCHOOL (my dad still had to go and is staying with my grandparents it's so bad up there), but I think it will be all melted by tomorrow.
*SOB*
I'VE ALMOST BEATEN "DINER DASH 2". In...LESS THAN 2 DAYS!
Actually, 3 days, cuz I downloaded it and beat like 15 levels before the demo ran out.
then I forked over $10 bucks, so did William, and Dad bought it for us.
Sweeeeeet...
I just read what I'm pretty sure is Meg Cabot's latest book.
NOT IMPRESSED.
It was lame and, I realized, just like all her books.
Really hot dark haired guy likes main character, but she's too stupid to see him FOR WHO HE REALLY IS. *SOB*
Yeaaaaaaaah riiiiiight...
It actually doesn't happen like that. EVER.
But when it doesn't happen like I expect it, I'm kind of disappointed.
LIKE THAT BOOK ABOUT THE GUY WHO LIKED HIS BEST FRIEND AND SHE WENT OUT WITH THE TENNIS PLAYER AND I CRIED!
But in "Dairy Queen" (I finished the BOT today) D.J. and Brian didn't go out and it was satisfactory.
D. J. Schwenk RULES.
FRIGHTFUL!
It's actually not.
It snowed again this morning, so we MISSED SCHOOL (my dad still had to go and is staying with my grandparents it's so bad up there), but I think it will be all melted by tomorrow.
*SOB*
I'VE ALMOST BEATEN "DINER DASH 2". In...LESS THAN 2 DAYS!
Actually, 3 days, cuz I downloaded it and beat like 15 levels before the demo ran out.
then I forked over $10 bucks, so did William, and Dad bought it for us.
Sweeeeeet...
I just read what I'm pretty sure is Meg Cabot's latest book.
NOT IMPRESSED.
It was lame and, I realized, just like all her books.
Really hot dark haired guy likes main character, but she's too stupid to see him FOR WHO HE REALLY IS. *SOB*
Yeaaaaaaaah riiiiiight...
It actually doesn't happen like that. EVER.
But when it doesn't happen like I expect it, I'm kind of disappointed.
LIKE THAT BOOK ABOUT THE GUY WHO LIKED HIS BEST FRIEND AND SHE WENT OUT WITH THE TENNIS PLAYER AND I CRIED!
But in "Dairy Queen" (I finished the BOT today) D.J. and Brian didn't go out and it was satisfactory.
D. J. Schwenk RULES.
Sunday, November 26, 2006
OMG NO WAY!!!!!
IT'S SNOWING! IT SNOWED! IT ACTUALLY SNOWED AND IS SNOWING! Well, it's more raining right now. BUT WHO CARES???
And...I GOT THE NEW BRIO!!!!!!!
MY LIFE RULES!
I want to name the Brio goat.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH FREAKY NIGHTMARE.
It was freaky. And when I woke up, I thought the murderers were gonna get my toes. Which was weird, cuz they were all in high school.
Gasp.
And that one guy's name was CADEN. Weeeird. He was pretty hot, tho.
And there was cake and i didn't want any chicken, I just wanted cake, so I angered one of the teachers. whatever.
I HAVE DAIRY QUEEN ON BOOK ON TAPE. YESSSSSSS!
And...I GOT THE NEW BRIO!!!!!!!
MY LIFE RULES!
I want to name the Brio goat.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH FREAKY NIGHTMARE.
It was freaky. And when I woke up, I thought the murderers were gonna get my toes. Which was weird, cuz they were all in high school.
Gasp.
And that one guy's name was CADEN. Weeeird. He was pretty hot, tho.
And there was cake and i didn't want any chicken, I just wanted cake, so I angered one of the teachers. whatever.
I HAVE DAIRY QUEEN ON BOOK ON TAPE. YESSSSSSS!
Friday, November 24, 2006
My name is Lauren...and I...am a Time-Waster.
IT'S ALL SINDY'S FAULT!
I swear, I went to my aunt Sindy's house for Thanksgiving for the first time, um, EVER, and she introduced me to "Diner Dash 2". So it's HER fault I am addicted to it. It's also her fault I'm downloading it for free onto my computer.
It's so much FUN, tho.
So I actually did enjoy Thanksgiving more than I should have. Altho, while it was fun, it will never be my favorite holiday.
Tom: Lauren is sitting here by the dessert...WAITING.
Lachlan: Bye-bye, Laughnin. (I guess that could sound like Lauren to a 2-year-old, but still)
Braeden: I LOVE TEEN TITANS! (YESS, ANOTHER ROBIN LOVER!)
Brooke: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. (etc.)
Uncle Don: Well, HEY there. I see that the Huskies are doing good, REAL good. (That's my great uncle for you)
Grandma and Mom: *glare at me for eating all the mozzerella* (my bad)
Mom: Would you like my turkey?
Me: It has cranberry sauce on it.
Yeah. Good times...
I swear, I went to my aunt Sindy's house for Thanksgiving for the first time, um, EVER, and she introduced me to "Diner Dash 2". So it's HER fault I am addicted to it. It's also her fault I'm downloading it for free onto my computer.
It's so much FUN, tho.
So I actually did enjoy Thanksgiving more than I should have. Altho, while it was fun, it will never be my favorite holiday.
Tom: Lauren is sitting here by the dessert...WAITING.
Lachlan: Bye-bye, Laughnin. (I guess that could sound like Lauren to a 2-year-old, but still)
Braeden: I LOVE TEEN TITANS! (YESS, ANOTHER ROBIN LOVER!)
Brooke: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. (etc.)
Uncle Don: Well, HEY there. I see that the Huskies are doing good, REAL good. (That's my great uncle for you)
Grandma and Mom: *glare at me for eating all the mozzerella* (my bad)
Mom: Would you like my turkey?
Me: It has cranberry sauce on it.
Yeah. Good times...
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
SHOCKING SECRETS YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN!
See if anyone is grabbed by that title. I'm thinking not.
I actually like Hannah Montana now.
And I totally beat that "Jamming with Hannah game" in less than a day. Well, technically.
I REALLY hate Narnia. It's so dumb. I can't beat "Battle of Beruna". It's kicking my butt. Ouch.
I wish I had a cupful more spontanaeity. I think I spelled that wrong. It would make my life so much more interesting. Tho there was that time I stayed over at my grandparent's without a change of clothes or anything to watch "High School Musical" and had to sleep in my grandpa's mummy bag and nearly suffocated.
Poke the lion looking cat. Eh? Oh sorry.
No soap all week, I guess. Maybe tomorrow if I get bored. But tomorrow's Thanksgiving and I really hate Thanksgiving.
WEIRD. I was really blunt about my Christianity and didn't offend somebody! In fact, she thinks she offended me. Huh. That's a first.
Awww, Gordon Dean needs a hug. *gets pecked*
I actually like Hannah Montana now.
And I totally beat that "Jamming with Hannah game" in less than a day. Well, technically.
I REALLY hate Narnia. It's so dumb. I can't beat "Battle of Beruna". It's kicking my butt. Ouch.
I wish I had a cupful more spontanaeity. I think I spelled that wrong. It would make my life so much more interesting. Tho there was that time I stayed over at my grandparent's without a change of clothes or anything to watch "High School Musical" and had to sleep in my grandpa's mummy bag and nearly suffocated.
Poke the lion looking cat. Eh? Oh sorry.
No soap all week, I guess. Maybe tomorrow if I get bored. But tomorrow's Thanksgiving and I really hate Thanksgiving.
WEIRD. I was really blunt about my Christianity and didn't offend somebody! In fact, she thinks she offended me. Huh. That's a first.
Awww, Gordon Dean needs a hug. *gets pecked*
Monday, November 20, 2006
Random person: Martha and Mary. Ooh, that sounds romantic. Me: Yeah...sure...whatever...
WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE AND MARY MAGDELENE? Besides the fact that she was allegedly Jesus' wife (oh, by the way, those allegations? TOTAL CRAP!!!). BUT COME ON! When girls are asked who their "favorite" spiritual Bible woman was, they either say RUTH, cuz she was romantic (Oooh, yeah, wheat, that is SOOOO sexy right there.), or Mary. WHY MARY? They act like she was the COOLEST PERSON IN THE BIBLE. THE BEST SPIRITUAL EXAMPLE FOR ALL OF US. YEAH RIGHT. What about Deborah? What about Peter? What about PAUL, for crying out loud? Noooo, Mary is the rockingest Bible chick.
Whatever.
But what REALLY, REALLY ticks me off is that her sister MARTHA is ALWAYS played off as a crappy, non-spiritual Martha Stewart while Mary is pretty much worshiped (hello, Leo da Vinci?). Okay, not worshiped, but it's always like, "Don't be like Martha, cuz she's dumb." Um, yeah right. I read John 11 over the summer about Lazarus. HELLO? Martha comes up to Jesus: John 11:21: "Lord," Martha said to Jesus. "If you had been here, my brother would not have died." Why is that suddenly played off as a bad thing? Maybe it's cuz I take things LITERALLY and am probably too STUPID and NOT INTELLECTUAL for y'all. But I see that as she comes to Jesus, she's flipping SAD about her brother, he just DIED, and she says, "If you had been here, my brother would not have died." Sure, I guess you could say that shows disappointment, but doesn't that also show trust? Belief that Jesus really is the Son of God and could stop even death? And then she says, "I believe that you are Christ, the Son of God, who has come into the world." Prattling off the right answer...or maybe she really believes that?
Ooooh, here comes the best part. When Mary sees Jesus, she says the SAME THING AS MARTHA. "If you had been here, my brother would not have died." Huh. So it's okay to slam MARTHA for that, but not MARY. Cuz MARY'S too perfect for all of us.
If all of you that actually read this sad excuse for a web page are suddenly all, "Huh? Wth?" sorry, it's just that this has REALLY BEEN BOTHERING ME and it has bothered me for a while, but it kind of peaked when we went over that chapter in youth group.
I still love half days. Even though I wasted away about half my day on the TV. No Narnia for me. Dang.
I am apparently unable to feel empathy for anyone else. I wonder if there's a word that means that... There probably is, I just can't think of it. If it's "unempathetic", I will kill myself. And I know sympathy is different from empathy, but I'm having a hard time with BOTH. Hmmm, searching, searching, searching... AAAH, here we go: aloof (I guess?), cool (not in some meanings of the word), uncaring (sure), unfriendly (not unless I'm in a really bad mood and you yell at me or something. Then I will assuredly kill you/kick your butt).
Apoof. That should be a word. Apoof.
Whatever.
But what REALLY, REALLY ticks me off is that her sister MARTHA is ALWAYS played off as a crappy, non-spiritual Martha Stewart while Mary is pretty much worshiped (hello, Leo da Vinci?). Okay, not worshiped, but it's always like, "Don't be like Martha, cuz she's dumb." Um, yeah right. I read John 11 over the summer about Lazarus. HELLO? Martha comes up to Jesus: John 11:21: "Lord," Martha said to Jesus. "If you had been here, my brother would not have died." Why is that suddenly played off as a bad thing? Maybe it's cuz I take things LITERALLY and am probably too STUPID and NOT INTELLECTUAL for y'all. But I see that as she comes to Jesus, she's flipping SAD about her brother, he just DIED, and she says, "If you had been here, my brother would not have died." Sure, I guess you could say that shows disappointment, but doesn't that also show trust? Belief that Jesus really is the Son of God and could stop even death? And then she says, "I believe that you are Christ, the Son of God, who has come into the world." Prattling off the right answer...or maybe she really believes that?
Ooooh, here comes the best part. When Mary sees Jesus, she says the SAME THING AS MARTHA. "If you had been here, my brother would not have died." Huh. So it's okay to slam MARTHA for that, but not MARY. Cuz MARY'S too perfect for all of us.
If all of you that actually read this sad excuse for a web page are suddenly all, "Huh? Wth?" sorry, it's just that this has REALLY BEEN BOTHERING ME and it has bothered me for a while, but it kind of peaked when we went over that chapter in youth group.
I still love half days. Even though I wasted away about half my day on the TV. No Narnia for me. Dang.
I am apparently unable to feel empathy for anyone else. I wonder if there's a word that means that... There probably is, I just can't think of it. If it's "unempathetic", I will kill myself. And I know sympathy is different from empathy, but I'm having a hard time with BOTH. Hmmm, searching, searching, searching... AAAH, here we go: aloof (I guess?), cool (not in some meanings of the word), uncaring (sure), unfriendly (not unless I'm in a really bad mood and you yell at me or something. Then I will assuredly kill you/kick your butt).
Apoof. That should be a word. Apoof.
Saturday, November 18, 2006
PENGUINS
Okay, wth? I read the "Happy Feet" review last night...and there was a "spoiler warning". Read it again today to see why my dad thought it was so horrible...and there was no sw? Ooookaaaay...just something about humans being bad, I guess. But that was the theme of that one penguin movie..."Flipper" or "Tucker" or something. And it was just against human trappers and stuff.
I would play "Narnia" but everyone wants to watch football. Laaaame. I want to try to beat "Beaver Dam", but noooo... Hello. I actually no what to DO now. Jerks. *looks for cheats online* Suckers...
We found my mom a temporary wheelchair. EVERYTHING is chrome in the future!
Best radio station ever: Jack FM. Gotta love it.
I would play "Narnia" but everyone wants to watch football. Laaaame. I want to try to beat "Beaver Dam", but noooo... Hello. I actually no what to DO now. Jerks. *looks for cheats online* Suckers...
We found my mom a temporary wheelchair. EVERYTHING is chrome in the future!
Best radio station ever: Jack FM. Gotta love it.
Friday, November 17, 2006
L is for LOOOOOOSER...
I just reread my "Deep Thought" post. THAT WASN'T DEEP. I just wanted to get it out cuz, yeah, it was kind of bothering, but that WAS NOT DEEP AT ALL!!!! Grrrrrr I hate myself sometimes. I take myself too seriously all the time. I still like poetry tho. i'm pretty sure it's next to impossible for me to be "deep."
OMG I LOVE HALF DAYZ!!!!!!!!!!!
We got out at 10:30 FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS! 10:30 EVERYBODY! Oh yeah, that's A.M.
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Aaagh I love dodgeball, but I'm SO BAD AT IT. Although, I did hit one guy in the head. Sorry. But I have like no aim, so i didn't think it would hit him at all, BUT IT DID. And then Dylan was walking RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND I MISSED. Yet I love the sport and no one cares that I suck cuz they're busy making fun of the guys that can't throw to save their life. I'M NOT A GUY, SUCKA!!!!!!
SWEET, it says that in Happy Feet, Nicole Kidman AND Hugh Jackman are in it. Only Hugh Jackman is a penguin. I am totally gonna go see it just for those two. Actually, I don't even like Hugh Jackman, cuz he's not that good an actor, but I love Nicole Kidman. She is pretty much my favorite actor ever, besides Denzel Washington, and she totally replaced Samuel L. Jackson, who lost it after saying "M-----f-----" like 20 times during "Snakes on a Plane". Which, of course, I haven't seen.
HAHAHAHA HAYDEN CHRISTIANSEN WAS GIVEN ONE OF THE LEADS IN "FACTORY GIRL". OOOOH I CAN'T WAIT! of course, it'll probably be R so I won't get to make fun of him. Dang. Mary-Kate Olsen, my favorite crazed stalker, has a minor role. Hardy-har-har. Hmmm, I know that name. Jimmy Fallon is in it? HAYDEN CAN'T ACT HAYDEN CAN'T ACT EVER! MWAHAHA I laugh at your silly Jedi face.
Nathan and William started playing Narnia again last night, so I'm gonna start over now that I FINALLY know how to beat the ogres. Thanks for your help, suckers. NOT.
Jerks.
Soap = not going well. CAN'T THINK UP CONFRONTATION SCENE GRRRR.
OMG I LOVE HALF DAYZ!!!!!!!!!!!
We got out at 10:30 FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS! 10:30 EVERYBODY! Oh yeah, that's A.M.
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Aaagh I love dodgeball, but I'm SO BAD AT IT. Although, I did hit one guy in the head. Sorry. But I have like no aim, so i didn't think it would hit him at all, BUT IT DID. And then Dylan was walking RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND I MISSED. Yet I love the sport and no one cares that I suck cuz they're busy making fun of the guys that can't throw to save their life. I'M NOT A GUY, SUCKA!!!!!!
SWEET, it says that in Happy Feet, Nicole Kidman AND Hugh Jackman are in it. Only Hugh Jackman is a penguin. I am totally gonna go see it just for those two. Actually, I don't even like Hugh Jackman, cuz he's not that good an actor, but I love Nicole Kidman. She is pretty much my favorite actor ever, besides Denzel Washington, and she totally replaced Samuel L. Jackson, who lost it after saying "M-----f-----" like 20 times during "Snakes on a Plane". Which, of course, I haven't seen.
HAHAHAHA HAYDEN CHRISTIANSEN WAS GIVEN ONE OF THE LEADS IN "FACTORY GIRL". OOOOH I CAN'T WAIT! of course, it'll probably be R so I won't get to make fun of him. Dang. Mary-Kate Olsen, my favorite crazed stalker, has a minor role. Hardy-har-har. Hmmm, I know that name. Jimmy Fallon is in it? HAYDEN CAN'T ACT HAYDEN CAN'T ACT EVER! MWAHAHA I laugh at your silly Jedi face.
Nathan and William started playing Narnia again last night, so I'm gonna start over now that I FINALLY know how to beat the ogres. Thanks for your help, suckers. NOT.
Jerks.
Soap = not going well. CAN'T THINK UP CONFRONTATION SCENE GRRRR.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Deep Thought: The Super Computer
Wow. What a shock. So Nathan kind of messed up my mind when he told me some of the people I knew were gay. And I know I shouldn't care about this, and I don't, because I'm about accepting the person, not the lifestyle, but it still came as a shock. Not really because they were gay, but because I couldn't pick it up. Cuz gay people are always stereotyped (like guys...long story) on TV and sometimes, I don't know, I feel like I should be able to pick this up. Kind of like on the office when they have the "Gaydar" and stuff.
I don't want this to affect me in a bad way, so like I'm apprehensive around these people when I'm around them next, and I know God wants me to love them and stuff, and I do. And I'm glad these people aren't all in your face about it and don't, I don't know, DO STUFF that would kind of turn me off, but it makes me sad that although I like these people and enjoy their company, I'm against some of what they stand for, and it's sad to know they, well, to be REALLY BLUNT, are going to hell, but as much as I want to say something, it's like, they're happy, AND MY BRAIN IS SO MESSED UP RIGHT NOW!
So yeah.
Dang, that was pretty deep. Even tho I had the crappiest grammar for like half of it.
*gasp*
I'm becoming a poet. CRAP.
I know I didn't soap today, but tomorrow's a half day so I could probably do two maybe? Unless my mom's home (which of course she will be), so I won't be able to write for a long time. I mean, it sometimes takes me like 2+ hours per eppy cuz I fool around and stall and all that.
I didn't have to go to piano cuz the power was out. Which was kind of cool and I totally needed it, seeing as with everything else going on I wouldn't have liked it. Weee.
I don't want this to affect me in a bad way, so like I'm apprehensive around these people when I'm around them next, and I know God wants me to love them and stuff, and I do. And I'm glad these people aren't all in your face about it and don't, I don't know, DO STUFF that would kind of turn me off, but it makes me sad that although I like these people and enjoy their company, I'm against some of what they stand for, and it's sad to know they, well, to be REALLY BLUNT, are going to hell, but as much as I want to say something, it's like, they're happy, AND MY BRAIN IS SO MESSED UP RIGHT NOW!
So yeah.
Dang, that was pretty deep. Even tho I had the crappiest grammar for like half of it.
*gasp*
I'm becoming a poet. CRAP.
I know I didn't soap today, but tomorrow's a half day so I could probably do two maybe? Unless my mom's home (which of course she will be), so I won't be able to write for a long time. I mean, it sometimes takes me like 2+ hours per eppy cuz I fool around and stall and all that.
I didn't have to go to piano cuz the power was out. Which was kind of cool and I totally needed it, seeing as with everything else going on I wouldn't have liked it. Weee.
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
POP goes the bracket!
I got my bottom braces on today. *audience clapping* I got to skip periods 4-6 and study hall. *more clapping* I popped off my first bracket today. *clapping slowly stops* Okay, maybe I shouldn't have been chewing pretzels. I mean, I was hungry, but that's no excuse. And the dentist won't even put it back on until WEDNESDAY! As in NEXT WEDNESDAY! LAAAAME.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I HATE THESE BRACES THEY STINK!
It's been an interesting week.
My mom broke her ankle.
I have broken braces.
I'm making a powerpoint about randomness and cows.
Gragh...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I HATE THESE BRACES THEY STINK!
It's been an interesting week.
My mom broke her ankle.
I have broken braces.
I'm making a powerpoint about randomness and cows.
Gragh...
Friday, November 10, 2006
YOU MUST WHIP IT!
I haven't posted for a week for one reason and one reason only: The Movies.
I swear, that is THE funnest game ever.
Actually, I'm getting a little tired of it now, so maybe it's time to take a break.
So I guess that means I have to start the soap again.
Grrr.
I guess I'm glad we got a day off, but my day didn't exactly go too well today.
Crowd: Awwwww...
Yeah, sure.
Fact: Prayer really does work.
MOVIE NIGHT!
I swear, why do people go to these things if all they're going to do is hang out in the next room listening to ringtones and crap? I guess that's kind of not really a big deal, but it BOTHERS ME.
But we watched "What About Bob?" and "Remember the Titans". First time for me seeing both. WAB was really funny, actually. Best line in the whole movie: "Oh my gosh, it's Gil. He's been sitting around in there for about 8 hours and he's about to SCREAM." Or something like that. But he was talking about the fish and I started cracking up and everyone was like, "Wth, are you high?" and I'm all, "How can you not find that funny?" But that's just me. I also cracked up when I heard John Cryer sing "Whip it".
And, even though all my friends are going to kill me....
Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
Its not too late
To whip it
Whip it good (or "whip it well", if you're John Cryer...)
I swear, that is THE funnest game ever.
Actually, I'm getting a little tired of it now, so maybe it's time to take a break.
So I guess that means I have to start the soap again.
Grrr.
I guess I'm glad we got a day off, but my day didn't exactly go too well today.
Crowd: Awwwww...
Yeah, sure.
Fact: Prayer really does work.
MOVIE NIGHT!
I swear, why do people go to these things if all they're going to do is hang out in the next room listening to ringtones and crap? I guess that's kind of not really a big deal, but it BOTHERS ME.
But we watched "What About Bob?" and "Remember the Titans". First time for me seeing both. WAB was really funny, actually. Best line in the whole movie: "Oh my gosh, it's Gil. He's been sitting around in there for about 8 hours and he's about to SCREAM." Or something like that. But he was talking about the fish and I started cracking up and everyone was like, "Wth, are you high?" and I'm all, "How can you not find that funny?" But that's just me. I also cracked up when I heard John Cryer sing "Whip it".
And, even though all my friends are going to kill me....
Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
Its not too late
To whip it
Whip it good (or "whip it well", if you're John Cryer...)
Friday, November 03, 2006
TGIF
Thank GOD it's Friday.
We had Distinguished Readers again today. Pretty sweet. We had a bunch of popcorn and talked about Princess Diaries. Well, I did.
I'm going to TRY to get my soap out this evening. I've got writer's block. AGAIN.
Writing stinks.
We had Distinguished Readers again today. Pretty sweet. We had a bunch of popcorn and talked about Princess Diaries. Well, I did.
I'm going to TRY to get my soap out this evening. I've got writer's block. AGAIN.
Writing stinks.
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Get off my island before I blow my head off...
Okay, take a deep breath, count to ten, calm down-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
I. Am. Ticked.
Dad's sister (my aunt Something-Or-Other, but I wouldn't really KNOW her name, now WOULD I?) is offering us four round trip tickets to anywhere we wanna go. Well, not anywhere. She wants us to come to South Carolina to be with the family. My DAD'S family. For THANKSGIVING or CHRISTMAS.
NO THANK YOU!
Sure, I love to travel. I like planes and who doesn't like complimentary Starbursts?
But it's CHRISTMAS we're talking about for crying out LOUD!!!!!!
Okay, Christmas, is my FAVORITE holiday, and it might sound corny and really Miss America of me (WORLD PEACE, Y'ALL! I do still want some leather pants...brown ones, nice and creaky), but I love Christmas and it's a holiday I like to spend here. In Washington. With friends and family.
BUT NO.
Screw Thanksgiving. My parents are thinking we'll most likely go during Christmas.
And they won't let me stay home.
WHY? There are FOUR tickets, not FIVE. You wouldn't have to spend MONEY if you let ME stay home where there are people I actually KNOW AND LIKE. And it's not like there's anything to do in South Carolina.
WHAT ABOUT THANKSGIVING? I hate Thanksgiving. Besides the fact that we have a 4 day weekend, it's a stupid holiday and I don't even like turkey. But my mom says it's only a 4 day weekend, so we'd have a short trip. HELLO? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? When have we EVER gone on a vacation that was longer than 2 days?
PLUS, I know NOBODY in Dad's family. I know my grandparents and we've been there one other time and I met all these weirdo cousins and crap, but I don't KNOW anybody there. I probably don't even LIKE anybody there.
I guess it's kind of hard for my Dad seeing as all his family lives on the East Coast and he doesn't see them or even talk to them all that much, and my mom sees her family all the time since they all live in Washington and Oregon.
But I don't feel that sympathetic.
Wow a whole flipping essay of hateful venting.
At least I'm not like Cole on "Sixth Sense". "KILL THEM DANGIT KILL THEM ALL BLOOD BLOOD SHUT UP I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!"
Eh.
Please pray for me.
P.S. WRITING BLOCK NO LONGER, NEW SOAP EPISODE TOMORROW!!!
...if anyone cares...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
I. Am. Ticked.
Dad's sister (my aunt Something-Or-Other, but I wouldn't really KNOW her name, now WOULD I?) is offering us four round trip tickets to anywhere we wanna go. Well, not anywhere. She wants us to come to South Carolina to be with the family. My DAD'S family. For THANKSGIVING or CHRISTMAS.
NO THANK YOU!
Sure, I love to travel. I like planes and who doesn't like complimentary Starbursts?
But it's CHRISTMAS we're talking about for crying out LOUD!!!!!!
Okay, Christmas, is my FAVORITE holiday, and it might sound corny and really Miss America of me (WORLD PEACE, Y'ALL! I do still want some leather pants...brown ones, nice and creaky), but I love Christmas and it's a holiday I like to spend here. In Washington. With friends and family.
BUT NO.
Screw Thanksgiving. My parents are thinking we'll most likely go during Christmas.
And they won't let me stay home.
WHY? There are FOUR tickets, not FIVE. You wouldn't have to spend MONEY if you let ME stay home where there are people I actually KNOW AND LIKE. And it's not like there's anything to do in South Carolina.
WHAT ABOUT THANKSGIVING? I hate Thanksgiving. Besides the fact that we have a 4 day weekend, it's a stupid holiday and I don't even like turkey. But my mom says it's only a 4 day weekend, so we'd have a short trip. HELLO? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? When have we EVER gone on a vacation that was longer than 2 days?
PLUS, I know NOBODY in Dad's family. I know my grandparents and we've been there one other time and I met all these weirdo cousins and crap, but I don't KNOW anybody there. I probably don't even LIKE anybody there.
I guess it's kind of hard for my Dad seeing as all his family lives on the East Coast and he doesn't see them or even talk to them all that much, and my mom sees her family all the time since they all live in Washington and Oregon.
But I don't feel that sympathetic.
Wow a whole flipping essay of hateful venting.
At least I'm not like Cole on "Sixth Sense". "KILL THEM DANGIT KILL THEM ALL BLOOD BLOOD SHUT UP I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!"
Eh.
Please pray for me.
P.S. WRITING BLOCK NO LONGER, NEW SOAP EPISODE TOMORROW!!!
...if anyone cares...
BEST MATLOCK EPISODE EVER
AAAAAAAAAAH THEY PLAYED THE COOLEST MATLOCK EPISODE EVER TODAY! I swear, it was called "The Thoroughbred". And they bring a HORSE into the COURT ROOM. NIFTY!
Nathan and William are watching "A Mighty Wind" and it's not that funny.
Weee...
They upped the grading scale in PE. I am so screwed.
Nathan and William are watching "A Mighty Wind" and it's not that funny.
Weee...
They upped the grading scale in PE. I am so screwed.
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
AAAAGH...Red Baby...
I know it's Mr. Faxon's first year at our school, but he could at least open the band room door. I waited outside for like 10 minutes in 30 degree weather. My FROSTBITE had frostbite. By the time I got to science, my fingers were all black and they called me "Emo Fingers".
Grr...
Then, at PE we had to go to the portables and I got locked outside. Again. With the guy I happen to be stalking. NOT EVEN MY FAULT.
But it turned out to be a nice day.
Nice.
Funny word.
I DON'T WANT TO WRITE MY SOAP!
It's boring.
And I don't want to dance to Paul Oakenfold.
Eh.
I got caught in science looking up the Green party yesterday. No, I'm not considering voting for something that stands for anarchy. But I thought I was going to get in trouble...and Mr. Anderson told me to go for it. Wow. I am so lucky. I'm thinking if it had been any other party, I would not be alive.
Grr...
Then, at PE we had to go to the portables and I got locked outside. Again. With the guy I happen to be stalking. NOT EVEN MY FAULT.
But it turned out to be a nice day.
Nice.
Funny word.
I DON'T WANT TO WRITE MY SOAP!
It's boring.
And I don't want to dance to Paul Oakenfold.
Eh.
I got caught in science looking up the Green party yesterday. No, I'm not considering voting for something that stands for anarchy. But I thought I was going to get in trouble...and Mr. Anderson told me to go for it. Wow. I am so lucky. I'm thinking if it had been any other party, I would not be alive.
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Pick Your Political Party (I dare you to say that 5 times fast)
GAAAAAAAAH I hate politics. Hey, maybe THAT'S my gift. THAT'S WHAT MY BIG MOUTH IS FOR! POLITICS! OH THANK YOU LORD! It might be...but I thought writing was? Eh. I don't know. It's probably cuz I've been thinking politically since...yesterday.
BUT ANYWAY.
I guess I have no political party.
Wait that came out wrong.
I mean, if I were 18 (which I'm not and probably never will be...wait), I'd vote Republican, but I looked up stuff on Libertarians and Independents and I agree with what they say.
(WARNING!!!: The following is just a bunch of political junk. If you don't want to be bored out of your very existence, stop reading here.)
Libertarian: Believe the government's job is to protect us from initiating force or whatever (I read all of this at school, yet when I go on Google at my house, that website doesn't show), not use that force to make decisions, even if it is for our "own good". People that do stupid things should be held accountable (I think...WHERE IS THAT GAY WEBSITE?). (Only downside, they think pot is okay. And they also said that if someone watches a porno, and then commits sexual assault, it's the assault they should be punished for, which I agree with, but they make it sound like porno's okay. Um...what if I think differently? Still, most of it sounded really good. Only there are pacifist Libertarians and militant Libertarians, and I'm not really...either.)
Independent: Want to reduce immigration (FINALLY), and stop all government subsidies to illegal aliens; no driver’s licenses for illegals (this was the part I got stuck on: I mean, they finally got here. Doesn't that defeat the purpose? And what if they've already become American citizens. AM I THINKING WRONG ABOUT THIS?), restore a debt free money system, uphold traditional marriage and family values (HALLELUJAH), protect the right to life of the innocent unborn (YES! YES! I TOLD YOU ABORTION WAS MURDER!), and stop the undeclared wars which are daily costing American lives and billions of tax dollars (I don't know EXACTLY what this means, but it sounds like the war in Iraq...which I kind of support...uh oh...).
So it's like I'm choosing between ice cream flavors, only instead of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry, I've got Reagan, Less Government, and Family Values For Everyone.
Only 4 years to figure it out...
BUT ANYWAY.
I guess I have no political party.
Wait that came out wrong.
I mean, if I were 18 (which I'm not and probably never will be...wait), I'd vote Republican, but I looked up stuff on Libertarians and Independents and I agree with what they say.
(WARNING!!!: The following is just a bunch of political junk. If you don't want to be bored out of your very existence, stop reading here.)
Libertarian: Believe the government's job is to protect us from initiating force or whatever (I read all of this at school, yet when I go on Google at my house, that website doesn't show), not use that force to make decisions, even if it is for our "own good". People that do stupid things should be held accountable (I think...WHERE IS THAT GAY WEBSITE?). (Only downside, they think pot is okay. And they also said that if someone watches a porno, and then commits sexual assault, it's the assault they should be punished for, which I agree with, but they make it sound like porno's okay. Um...what if I think differently? Still, most of it sounded really good. Only there are pacifist Libertarians and militant Libertarians, and I'm not really...either.)
Independent: Want to reduce immigration (FINALLY), and stop all government subsidies to illegal aliens; no driver’s licenses for illegals (this was the part I got stuck on: I mean, they finally got here. Doesn't that defeat the purpose? And what if they've already become American citizens. AM I THINKING WRONG ABOUT THIS?), restore a debt free money system, uphold traditional marriage and family values (HALLELUJAH), protect the right to life of the innocent unborn (YES! YES! I TOLD YOU ABORTION WAS MURDER!), and stop the undeclared wars which are daily costing American lives and billions of tax dollars (I don't know EXACTLY what this means, but it sounds like the war in Iraq...which I kind of support...uh oh...).
So it's like I'm choosing between ice cream flavors, only instead of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry, I've got Reagan, Less Government, and Family Values For Everyone.
Only 4 years to figure it out...
Monday, October 30, 2006
Kick off your Sunday shoes
My mom finally got "Footloose". AAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Pros: FINALLY GET TO SEE WILLARD! Not as at as the guy from the play, tho. In fact, with those pants, he kind of bothered me, but he was still really hilarious. Um, good soundtrack. Even tho it was all 80's.
Cons: Lots of language and awkward scenes (Ariel admitting she's not a virgin, Chuck and Ariel getting dressed after a "rendevous", Ren describing a sex scene).
But it was still okay.
Umm, carmel shake.
Caramel malt sounds pretty disgusting, but it's actually really good.
Survey edits:
Movie #4: Prisoner of Azkaban and instead of "Breathe into me", I like "Accidentally in Love" a lot more.
Like y'all care.
Pros: FINALLY GET TO SEE WILLARD! Not as at as the guy from the play, tho. In fact, with those pants, he kind of bothered me, but he was still really hilarious. Um, good soundtrack. Even tho it was all 80's.
Cons: Lots of language and awkward scenes (Ariel admitting she's not a virgin, Chuck and Ariel getting dressed after a "rendevous", Ren describing a sex scene).
But it was still okay.
Umm, carmel shake.
Caramel malt sounds pretty disgusting, but it's actually really good.
Survey edits:
Movie #4: Prisoner of Azkaban and instead of "Breathe into me", I like "Accidentally in Love" a lot more.
Like y'all care.
Deep Political Insights
We're researching in SS about the upcoming elections, leading up to a mock vote. My group got I-933. I don't understand why everyone's opposed to this.
I-933 in a nutshell: The government won't be able to take possession of your property (your PRIVATE property) for public uses without your consent and their money. AND if your property is damaged, they will help you COMPENSATE FOR THAT!!!
Why do people think this is a bad thing?
I was trying to be unbiased about the whole thing, but then I saw, "Maria Cantwell votes no on I-933," and that sealed the deal for me right there.
Oops.
But it's going to be kind of funny seeing the results of the mock election. Everyone: *votes Democrat*
I think I might be an Independent. It would help some aspects of the voting process (even tho I won't be 18 for...4 more years), like how I tend to vote for someone if I at once see the word "Republican" by their name, but then again, it's on the person and not really the party.
Agh. I have to go watch Footloose. Weee. Willard better be hot like he was in the play.
I-933 in a nutshell: The government won't be able to take possession of your property (your PRIVATE property) for public uses without your consent and their money. AND if your property is damaged, they will help you COMPENSATE FOR THAT!!!
Why do people think this is a bad thing?
I was trying to be unbiased about the whole thing, but then I saw, "Maria Cantwell votes no on I-933," and that sealed the deal for me right there.
Oops.
But it's going to be kind of funny seeing the results of the mock election. Everyone: *votes Democrat*
I think I might be an Independent. It would help some aspects of the voting process (even tho I won't be 18 for...4 more years), like how I tend to vote for someone if I at once see the word "Republican" by their name, but then again, it's on the person and not really the party.
Agh. I have to go watch Footloose. Weee. Willard better be hot like he was in the play.
Sunday, October 29, 2006
Post 300 and my homemade survey
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! WOOOO! PARTY PURPLE! YEAH! WOOO!
Okay, enough celebrating. Yes, my font is still purple. Behold, my homemade SURVEY!
w00t w00t! Feel free to rip it off my blog!
Okay, enough celebrating. Yes, my font is still purple. Behold, my homemade SURVEY!
w00t w00t! Feel free to rip it off my blog!
| Shallow Survey For Girls | |
| WHAT…is your name?: | Lauren |
| WHAT…is your current state?: | WA |
| WHAT…color is your house?: | Pukish green with white trim |
| FAVORITES | |
| Month: | March |
| Color: | Turquoise |
| CD: | End of Silence |
| Movie #1: | Lion King |
| Movie #2: | Sky High |
| Movie #3: | Over the Hedge |
| Movie #4: | Willow |
| Movie #5: | I think Shrek 2 or something |
| Top 5 favorite songs: | Sweet Home Alabama, Breathe into Me, Starry Eyed Surprise, Hello, Keeping You Warm |
| Band: | Red or something preppy punk |
| Food: | Pizza |
| Actor: | James Earl Jones |
| Actress: | Anne Hathaway |
| Ice cream: | Chocolate anything |
| State: | Oregon is pretty cool |
| This or That | |
| Coke or Pepsi: | Coke |
| Republican or Democrat: | Republican |
| Drums or Guitar: | Drums |
| Surfing or snowboarding: | I love water |
| Math and science or English and social studies: | I love math and English, but hate the other two |
| French or Spanish: | French!!11 |
| Rain or sun: | Rain is cool, but then my mom makes me wear a coat. :P |
| Blondes or brunettes: | BRUNETTES |
| Red or blue: | Blue |
| Mario or Luigi: | Luigi! |
| Pink or black: | Both are nice |
| Preppy or emo: | EMOS!!!! |
| Your Ideal Guy | |
| Hair color?: | Brown |
| Eye color?: | Does anyone really pay any attention to ones eyes? |
| Tall or short: | Over 6'0", PLEASE don’t be shorter than me |
| Do you care if he doesn’t share your views/religion?: | YES!!!!! |
| Most important aspect of a relationship: | He BETTER be a Christian |
| Turn ons?: | Sense of humor, doesn’t laugh at my favorite movies or preppy music, good relationship with God |
| Short or long hair?: | SHORT, I BEG YOU |
| Buff?: | Hmm…. |
| Super random questions | |
| Have you seen Over the Hedge?: | YESSS I love Steve Carell |
| If so, was it good?: | DUH! |
| Were you eating chicken while watching this film?: | Wth? |
| Do you even like chicken?: | YES!!!!! |
| Do you know how long this quiz took me to make?: | Do I care? |
| About 30 minutes. Does that make you feel better?: | No |
| What’s your favorite crayon?: | Butterscotch |
| If you dye your hair within the next 24 hours, will you give me coloring tips?: | Sure… |
:O THEY'RE ALREADY MAKING A MOVIE OF THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE???
Nuff said.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I had to practice trombone for a flipping HOUR. I mean, yeah, I know it's my fault for procrastinating all week, BUT COME ON, AN HOUR ON A FLIPPIN BRASS INSTRUMENT?
TORTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Making a survey... Not yet... But I will... MWAHAHAHA! HA! HA! Yeah...
My grandparents are here. Just thought you'd like to know.
If you even care. *sniff*
I'm busy feeding my HP obsession. Hm, is Emma Watson REALLY British? I don't THINK so. Dang, she is. Sad, she's only ever been on anything about Harry Potter.
My first kid shall be named...STANISLAV!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I had to practice trombone for a flipping HOUR. I mean, yeah, I know it's my fault for procrastinating all week, BUT COME ON, AN HOUR ON A FLIPPIN BRASS INSTRUMENT?
TORTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Making a survey... Not yet... But I will... MWAHAHAHA! HA! HA! Yeah...
My grandparents are here. Just thought you'd like to know.
If you even care. *sniff*
I'm busy feeding my HP obsession. Hm, is Emma Watson REALLY British? I don't THINK so. Dang, she is. Sad, she's only ever been on anything about Harry Potter.
My first kid shall be named...STANISLAV!!!
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Try ONLY TWO POSTS AWAY FROM 300! OOOOH!
Wow...it's true.
I still want to make a survey. REALLY bad. But I signed up on Bzoink and tried to log in, but they're like, "wrong password" so I tried to get an "I forgot my password" e-mail, but they're all, "Sorry, that e-mail is not registered here," or something, so I try to make a new account and they're all, "That e-mail is already registered." WTC?
Grrr...
Walker had a Halloween party last night. I'm pretty much sworn off cupcakes and ice cream for a while (tho I had some cake for breakfast...oops) and "Resident Evil 4" scarred me for life. What's wrong with me? But it was fun.
I am seriously rethinking my writing career. Because I would not be able to make the deadlines. Even if, as a self-employed independent writer, there are none. I mean, I'm writing a flippin soap and I can barely get one part out a week.
Speaking of deadlines, I know Meg Cabot has more than one series and writes for adults AS WELL as teenagers, but I require at least two Princess Diaries books a year. And I don't care if this is nearly impossible. I want Mia to break up with micheal. Badly. And she's keeping me from knowing what's going on. "Sweet Sixteen Princess" didn't even count as a second Princess Diaries book, so she better start writing. She only has two months left. Tick tock...
My hair isn't dyed turquoise, unfortunately. Wha? Don't ask.
I'm going to have to rethink my Halloween costume. There are no Robin costumes in my size, especially not for girls. Okay, I am not a slut. I wish those weren't the only costumes they have available. Only a few teenage girls who were looking at the "Hot, Hot, HOT!" costumes didn't look too happy when I mentioned this at party city. Hm, I believe Little Red Riding Hood actually wore CLOTHES.
I still want to make a survey. REALLY bad. But I signed up on Bzoink and tried to log in, but they're like, "wrong password" so I tried to get an "I forgot my password" e-mail, but they're all, "Sorry, that e-mail is not registered here," or something, so I try to make a new account and they're all, "That e-mail is already registered." WTC?
Grrr...
Walker had a Halloween party last night. I'm pretty much sworn off cupcakes and ice cream for a while (tho I had some cake for breakfast...oops) and "Resident Evil 4" scarred me for life. What's wrong with me? But it was fun.
I am seriously rethinking my writing career. Because I would not be able to make the deadlines. Even if, as a self-employed independent writer, there are none. I mean, I'm writing a flippin soap and I can barely get one part out a week.
Speaking of deadlines, I know Meg Cabot has more than one series and writes for adults AS WELL as teenagers, but I require at least two Princess Diaries books a year. And I don't care if this is nearly impossible. I want Mia to break up with micheal. Badly. And she's keeping me from knowing what's going on. "Sweet Sixteen Princess" didn't even count as a second Princess Diaries book, so she better start writing. She only has two months left. Tick tock...
My hair isn't dyed turquoise, unfortunately. Wha? Don't ask.
I'm going to have to rethink my Halloween costume. There are no Robin costumes in my size, especially not for girls. Okay, I am not a slut. I wish those weren't the only costumes they have available. Only a few teenage girls who were looking at the "Hot, Hot, HOT!" costumes didn't look too happy when I mentioned this at party city. Hm, I believe Little Red Riding Hood actually wore CLOTHES.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Just say it: "I'm a dirtbag."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I LOVE "OVER THE HEDGE" BEST MOVIE EVER AAAAAAAAH!
No, seriously, I love that movie, it's COOL.
I saw it last night and it's probably the funniest movie I've ever seen. Dr. Phil makes a cameo appearance. Only you don't see his face. Is that considered a cameo?
The only part that was weird was when Stella and that cat...NOTHING BAD, I just get bothered by things like that.
The best part in the movie was when Hammy had caffeine. YESSSSS!
Wow... That's all I really had to say.
Dakota scares me.
Me-ow.
No, seriously, I love that movie, it's COOL.
I saw it last night and it's probably the funniest movie I've ever seen. Dr. Phil makes a cameo appearance. Only you don't see his face. Is that considered a cameo?
The only part that was weird was when Stella and that cat...NOTHING BAD, I just get bothered by things like that.
The best part in the movie was when Hammy had caffeine. YESSSSS!
Wow... That's all I really had to say.
Dakota scares me.
Me-ow.
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
HAHAHAHAHA I did another survey and I know you all hate me now cuz you're like, "EW, I HATE LAUREN, DANG ANOTHER SURVEY" OOOH yes my sad little losers
| Everything Anyone Ever Wanted To Know About You | |
| The Basic Stuff | |
| Name?: | Lauren |
| Age?: | 13 |
| Height?: | 5'8", 5'9" |
| Weight?: | 134.5 pounds |
| Birthday?: | 1/16 |
| Birthplace?: | Seattle |
| Current Location?: | Washington |
| School/Grade?: | 8 |
| Zodiac Sign?: | Cappy |
| Chinese Zodiac Sign?: | Chicken possibly? |
| Righty or Lefty?: | Righty |
| Haircolor?: | Brown and curly |
| Eyecolor?: | Blue |
| Skin Color?: | Whiter than anything you have ever known |
| About You | |
| What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc)?: | Two parents, together, two siblings |
| Any Pets?: | Yeah |
| If So What Are They?: | Dog and bunny |
| Favorite Relative?: | Grandparents? |
| Least Favorite Relative?: | *humming...* |
| What's Your Heritage/Race?: | White |
| Political Affilation?: | REPUBLICAN |
| Love & Sex | |
| Sexuality?: | I thought I was bi, but I'm hetero |
| Are You In A Relationship Now?: | No |
| If So, With Whom?: | hello, look up |
| For How Long?: | AAAAAGH |
| Are You In Love?: | NOOOOOOO |
| Do You Have A Crush On Anyone?: | NOOOOOOOOO |
| Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?: | Gross! |
| How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?: | NBK |
| Virgin?: | You know it |
| If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time?: | I'm not a slut, thanks |
| Was It Enjoyable?: | SICK |
| What's The Farthest You've Ever Gone?: | Florida |
| Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?: | SICK |
| Best Love Quote?: | I don't believe in love |
| Your Friends | |
| Best?: | Do I HAVE to choose one? |
| How Many Do You Have?: | Why do you care? |
| More Guys Or Girls?: | I don't want to have to count them all |
| Love Them All?: | Yes |
| Any You Wish You Were Closer To?: | Well... |
| Oldest?: | Wouldn't know |
| Newest?: | EMOS!!!!! |
| Pen Pal?: | THEY ABANDONED ME!!! *sob* |
| Friends And Words: Associate Them | |
| Pen: | Heather |
| Flower: | Omg, I was talking about that today...Walker |
| Pink: | Carlee |
| Window: | Tyler |
| Heart: | Kelsey |
| Mother: | My mom? |
| Bread: | Mark lol |
| Insane: | TYLER |
| Sunglasses: | Marvine |
| Pimp: | AMBER |
| Cross: | Jesus |
| Lonely: | EMOS!!!! |
| Car: | Tim |
| Music: | Amber or Emily |
| This Or That | |
| Boxers or Briefs?: | BOXERS!!!!!!! |
| Thongs or G-Strings?: | Gross, sicko |
| Shorts or Pants?: | PANTS |
| Shoes or Barefeet?: | SOCKS |
| Books or Movies?: | BOTH |
| Night or Day?: | MEOW |
| Dark or Light?: | DARKNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FOR EMOS!!!!11 |
| Mountains or Beach?: | BEACH!!!11 |
| Snow or Sun?: | SNOW!!!!!11 |
| Pepsi or Coke?: | COKE!!!!!11 |
| Guys or Girls?: | hello, straight...GUYS!!!!! |
| Swim or Surf?: | WATER!!!!!!!1 |
| For or Against | |
| Gay Marriage?: | AGAINST |
| Abortion?: | AGAINST |
| Bush Getting Re-elected?: | For, I guess |
| Suicide?: | AGAINST |
| War?: | Depends |
| Pants?: | FOR |
| Clothes In General?: | FOR |
| Penises?: | AGAINST |
| Favorites | |
| Color?: | Turquoise |
| Number?: | 3728934790278907178978169543543 |
| Holiday?: | Christmas or Halloween |
| Season?: | Fall |
| Movie?: | Lion King |
| Book?: | Too many to choose from |
| Magazine?: | People |
| Food?: | Pizza |
| Drink?: | MILKSHAKES!!!!!1 FOR THE EMOS!!!!!! |
| TV Show?: | ...Ya like winkles? |
| Song?: | Oooooh we gonna dance all night, dance all night to THIS DJ |
| Band?: | Nickelback cracks me up |
| Computer Game?: | Sims |
| Video Game?: | Eh? |
| Anime/Manga?: | GAY!!! |
| Shirt?: | That black perfect fit tee |
| Pants?: | My dark jeans |
| Actor?: | I know I have one... |
| Actress?: | Anne Hathaway |
| Singer?: | Usher is FUNNY |
| Flower?: | I hate flowers |
| Scent?: | Almond extract |
| Animal?: | HORSE!!!!!!!! |
| Cookie?: | Sugar |
| The Future | |
| Want To Go To College?: | No, but I HAVE TO |
| What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: | Alive |
| Want To Get Married?: | Yeeeeeeeeeeeno |
| Want To Have Kids?: | yes...wait...how does that work? VIRGIN HAS SIX KIDS, WOOOO! |
| What Would Their Names Be?: | TOO MANY NAMES |
| How Many?: | 8 |
| Where Do You Want To Live?: | New York |
| Where Do You Want To Get Married?: | NOT GETTING MARRIED |
| How Do You Want To Die?: | AWAY FROM YOU!!!!!!1 |
| More Stuff About You | |
| Piercings?: | I wish |
| Tattoos?: | No |
| Smoke?: | No |
| Drink?: | No |
| Do Drugs?: | No |
| Skinny Dip?: | NO |
| Greatest Fear?: | Rejection. Not even joking |
| Chocolate or Vanilla?: | Chocolate |
| Go To Church?: | YES |
| Religion?: | Don't have one, I'm a Christian |
| Scars?: | No |
| CDs Owned?: | A LOT |
| Collections?: | Uh??? |
| Like To Be Naked?: | NO |
| Ever Eaten Sushi?: | NO |
| An Entire Case Of Oreos?: | I WISH |
| Been On Stage?: | YES |
| Danced In The Rain?: | YES |
| Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?: | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| Weirdest Dream?: | People in my youth group were really stupid |
| Best Dream?: | I totally DIED, it was COOL |
| Saddest Dream?: | No comment |
| Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?: | When you wish upon a STAR... |
| Think You're Attractive?: | If I were a boy I'd marry me |
| Shoplifted?: | No |
| Been Caught "Doing Something"?: | no |
| Weirdest Makeout Place?: | up your butt and around the corner |
| Like Thunderstorms?: | :) |
| Favorite Shoes?: | Converse |
| Favorite Quote?: | SHUT THE HECK UP |
| Best Advice Given?: | SEE ABOVE |
| Worst Advice Given?: | If you just ignore him, he'll leave you alone |
| Favorite Song Lyric?: | This song's for the emo kids, with their punk rock rockabilly screamo lids |
| What Quote Says Most About Your Life?: | EMOS!!!!!!!! |
| Glad This Is Over?: | I'm so glad to be alive |
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Survey
Found a most excellent survey. Okay, it wasn't THAT excellent, but I like taking these. Here are my answers...if y'all care.
| Lame-Stupid-Random Survey | |
| Basics | |
| Name:: | Lauren |
| Birthplace:: | Seattle |
| Birthdate:: | 1/16/93 |
| Current City of Residence:: | NO THEY'LL COME FIND ME! |
| Family Members:: | 4 |
| Favorites | |
| Color:: | Turquoise |
| Beverage:: | Milkshakes |
| Movie:: | Lion King, or Sky High |
| Musical:: | High School Musical, uh, I loved Footloose |
| Board Game:: | Life |
| Computer Game:: | Lame horse games wif bad graphics...or Sims |
| Game to Roleplay:: | Uh...? |
| Animal:: | HORSES!!!!!1 |
| Sport:: | BASKETBALL! |
| Book:: | Wow...I'd have to say...LOOK, A BIRD! *runs away* |
| A Day In The Life.. | |
| School:: | Wha? I'm in junior high... |
| Typical Mood:: | Get out of my way, loser |
| Usually Found?:: | At school, on cpu, etc. |
| Collects:: | Wth? |
| Have You Ever | |
| Been kissed:: | NO |
| Done drugs:: | NO |
| Eaten an entire box of Oreos: | I wish |
| Eaten sushi:: | Gross |
| Been on stage:: | YUP |
| Been in a car accident:: | Thank you God, no |
| This or That | |
| Cold or Hot:: | Cold |
| Blue or Red:: | Blue |
| Rain or Snow:: | Surprisingly rain...cuz it never snows here *tear* |
| Wool or Cotton:: | Cotton |
| Private or Public School:: | PUBLIC, PLEASE, I BEG YOU! |
| Chocolate or Plain Milk:: | Chocolate...duh |
| Celsius or Farenheit:: | Whatever's normal |
| Spring or Fall:: | Fall |
| Science or History:: | Wow...science |
| Math or English:: | At the moment...English |
| "Love Life" | |
| Do you like somebody?:: | Kind of |
| Do they know?:: | No, we don't really talk |
| Do you want them?:: | Naaaah |
| Are they hot?:: | I guess? |
| Random | |
| Who do you e-mail the most?: | Amber...or Emily |
| Who do you IM the most?: | no one, I hate Im |
| Who are you talking to now?:: | myself |
| Are you currently in love?:: | Yeah, with a fictional character |
| Is this survey lame?:: | Oh yes |
| Isn't bzoink! nifty? =) :: | No |
| In 24 hours have you... | |
| ...Showered?:: | Have to |
| ...Had a serious talk?:: | no |
| ...Hugged someone?:: | Yep |
| ...Gotten along with your parents?:: | Yep |
| ...Fought with a friend?:: | No |
| ...Done something kind for someone?: | Sorry! |
| Do You Like To... | |
| Give hugs?:: | Uh huh...just not some people...*shudders* |
| Give back rubs?:: | NO |
| Take walks in the rain?:: | Aaaah yes...like in Canada... |
| Cook?:: | Bake...but whatever |
| Eat?:: | HALLELUJAH! |
| Sleep?:: | 10 hours a night! |
| Who..? | |
| ..Knows you the best?:: | My parents |
| ..Have you known the longest?:: | Parents |
| ..Do you know the most about?:: | My dog |
| ..Do you consider your friend?:: | My friends...wait... |
| ..Is most likely to end up in jail?:: | Cadell |
| ..Can you go to with your problems?:: | God |
| ..Do you want to get to know better?:: | Ooooh...*looks longingly across hall at school* |
| ..Do you spend the most time with?:: | My computer |
| Have You... | |
| ..Been to a concert?:: | How can you NOT have been to a concert? |
| ..Loved someone so much it made you cry?:: | Well, not LOVED, but yeah, I cried |
| ..Cheated on a test?:: | No, but people copy off me all the time |
| ..Ever stalked someone?:: | YESSSSSSSS! |
| ..Done something you regret?:: | Who hasn't? |
| ..Been in an online relationship?:: | No, gross |
| Random Questions | |
| Single or Hooked?:: | Single :( Actually, I'm quite happy with this arrangement |
| What is your worst habit?:: | Beating people up |
| Scariest moment?:: | I used to have a stalker, too...*gulp* |
| Do you swear too much?:: | Not swearing per se, but I need to tone it down a notch |
| How do you feel about homosexuality?:: | God said no. Why do you care? Sicko. |
| Where are you right now?:: | AT home. |
| Are you sitting by anyone?:: | No. They all hate me. |
| What song are you listening to?:: | We're all in this together from HSM |
| What is the last thing you said?:: | "You're so weird," |
| What's on your mousepad?:: | Dilbert...and MJ |
| What are the last four digits of your phone number?:: | nyb, loser |
| What was the last thing you ate?:: | HOT POCKET...pepperoni kind |
| If you were a crayon, what color would you be?:: | BUTTERSCOTCH! |
| How many buddies do you have on your list?:: | 15 or so...:( |
| What's the weather like right now?:: | It was raining... |
| What do you feel like doing?:: | TRACKING YOU DOWN AND KILLING YOU!!1 |
| What is your favorite quote?:: | Anything Speed has ever said or done |
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Revelations about chapstick
NO WAY! Chapstick is the bomb. Especialy DQ flavored Chapstick. Whoever created Chapstick is my friend. Especially DQ flavored Chapstick. I love Chapstick.
Anyways.
I'M NOT A STALKER!!!!!
Just thought I'd tell you.
And all you emos out there, in case I start stalking you.
Meep.
I just fixed myself a flipping meal. And I had pizza at lunch, so a pepperoni hot pocket isn't that wise a decision. Or a cheese stick before hand. *sigh*
TYLER IS BEYOND PERVERTED! I had to sit behind him in study hall. AAAAAH!
Ew, this pocket is cold. GROSS!
Finished "Sanctuary" by Jenny Carroll. "Safe House" was better.
Anyways.
I'M NOT A STALKER!!!!!
Just thought I'd tell you.
And all you emos out there, in case I start stalking you.
Meep.
I just fixed myself a flipping meal. And I had pizza at lunch, so a pepperoni hot pocket isn't that wise a decision. Or a cheese stick before hand. *sigh*
TYLER IS BEYOND PERVERTED! I had to sit behind him in study hall. AAAAAH!
Ew, this pocket is cold. GROSS!
Finished "Sanctuary" by Jenny Carroll. "Safe House" was better.
Monday, October 23, 2006
Hulk angry
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah we had to do this dumb "Are you proud to be an American?" essay. And I love my teacher, but she ALWAYS uses this as an oppurtunity to do some cArAzY Bush rant. Which doesn't even have to do with America. Um, hello, he didn't commit mass genocide, he was just ELECTED. Oh yeah, and what about CLINTON? He sucked worse than Bush! And NIXON? But noooo, of course it's "BUSH SUCKS" 24/7. I'm no Bushwhacker, but he is the leader of our country, he's not doing THAT bad of a job, so SUCK IT UP, LIBERAL CRAP FOR BRAINS.
Waaah! Enough political rant.
Sooooooo...
I AM NOT STALKING AN EMO BOY! I'M NOT!!!! NOT EVEN STALKING NOT STALKING AT ALL!
Meeeorp...
Yeah.
Waaah! Enough political rant.
Sooooooo...
I AM NOT STALKING AN EMO BOY! I'M NOT!!!! NOT EVEN STALKING NOT STALKING AT ALL!
Meeeorp...
Yeah.
Sunday, October 22, 2006
I still want a nose ring
I'm skipping Sunday School.
No, really, my mom said it's okay.
It's basically my dad's fault.
But I'm not really blaming him cuz I didn't want to go.
I wanna see if I can switch to the guys' sunday school. And not because it's all guys. I've known some of them forever and it's like, "Ew..."
And Jodie teaches that class...I think.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS!
But I have to get back to church today for nursery. CUZ BRENDAN'S GONNA BE IN IT FINALLY! YAAAAAAY!
Hahaha I killed Victor, read my soap.
OMG I FOUND THE AWESOMEST REPUBLICAN QUIZ EVER! TAKE IT IF YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN AND YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!
No, really, my mom said it's okay.
It's basically my dad's fault.
But I'm not really blaming him cuz I didn't want to go.
I wanna see if I can switch to the guys' sunday school. And not because it's all guys. I've known some of them forever and it's like, "Ew..."
And Jodie teaches that class...I think.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS!
But I have to get back to church today for nursery. CUZ BRENDAN'S GONNA BE IN IT FINALLY! YAAAAAAY!
Hahaha I killed Victor, read my soap.
OMG I FOUND THE AWESOMEST REPUBLICAN QUIZ EVER! TAKE IT IF YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN AND YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!
Saturday, October 21, 2006
CHURCH BULLETINS
OMG THESE ARE HILARIOUS! Thanks Emily!:
Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
Announcement in a church bulletin for a national PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
Remember in prayer the many that are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again", giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 pm. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm - prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 pm there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
Lol, these are so bad, but they're FUNNY!
So we went to the Homecoming Game last night to watch the Knights get KILLED. Which was cool. BTW, Knights isn't my team, so that's why it was awesome, in case you're confused. But our team won, only it was painful to watch cuz I guess they're good, but they play sloppy. Grrr... I saw so many people I knew, tho. Dylan hit Walker in the face and Walker hit his root beer. I had a puffy green gangsta coat. And I got to wear Nathan's crown.
I made a pretty amazing cellphone movie today using images from today's paper.
Policeman: *looking through window* We're looking for a very important suspect today.
Woman #1: *covering face with hands* He's such a monster.
Man: *eating Twinkie* I don't know...I just live here.
*Little children are shown trick-or-treating*
Woman #2: Keep our children safe.
*Scary man is shown*
Narrator: And no...it's not this guy.
Nathan: *walks in*
Lauren: IT'S HIM! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
Announcement in a church bulletin for a national PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
Remember in prayer the many that are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again", giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 pm. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm - prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 pm there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
Lol, these are so bad, but they're FUNNY!
So we went to the Homecoming Game last night to watch the Knights get KILLED. Which was cool. BTW, Knights isn't my team, so that's why it was awesome, in case you're confused. But our team won, only it was painful to watch cuz I guess they're good, but they play sloppy. Grrr... I saw so many people I knew, tho. Dylan hit Walker in the face and Walker hit his root beer. I had a puffy green gangsta coat. And I got to wear Nathan's crown.
I made a pretty amazing cellphone movie today using images from today's paper.
Policeman: *looking through window* We're looking for a very important suspect today.
Woman #1: *covering face with hands* He's such a monster.
Man: *eating Twinkie* I don't know...I just live here.
*Little children are shown trick-or-treating*
Woman #2: Keep our children safe.
*Scary man is shown*
Narrator: And no...it's not this guy.
Nathan: *walks in*
Lauren: IT'S HIM! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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