Maybe if I get down on my hands and knees they'll get Comcast...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
OH MY GOSH! THIS IS SO ANNOYING!
Okay, so I wake up, and I'm like, "Hm, I would like to blog." It was 10:00 A.M. That's usually what happens around 10:00 A.M. during the summer. But I get downstairs, my mom gets off the cpu and says, "Oh you can play Sims, but you can't go online because I have to call Mrs. _____." So I play Sims. For 2.5 hours because that's how long she was talking on the phone. So after lunch I walk the dog, eat a brownie, discover the long-lost article about Adam Morrison playing on the Charlotte Bobcats, rejoice, and clean the rabbit cage. Then I say, "Hm, maybe now I could go online." But my dad is on the phone. So I wait till he gets off. And my dad kicks me off again. "I have to make a phone call." So now I am online after all that. Finally. Trying to blog. Thank you ladies and gentlemen, I'm hear till Thursday.
Tips for guys: Break your arm, go to a birthday party, and ask various girls to fill up a cup of soda for you because you only have one arm.
Hehehe I just read an amusing book.
*Girl is given egg by boy who wins egg and spoon race*
Friend 1: Does this mean you guys are going out?
Friend 2: Definitely. Eggs are so much better than jewelry. I mean, you can't fry up an ID bracelet.
Friend 1: I'm holding out for a guy who will give me eggs AND bacon. Maybe even some toast.
Girl with egg: *drops it*
Friend 1: Does this mean you and Jake are breaking up?
Daniel Radcliffe: *during 2001 interview* So I was in the bath and my mother was talking to me and father came in and said I got the part.
I love Spud. He's the man.
Sims: Pretty good. Troy and Gabriella went on vacation, worked it out, and got married. Jason and Kelsi had a baby and named her Clara after Schumann's wife (who later married Brahms, I think) (Jason did a little dance RIGHT before she was born. It was gross.) But Zeke refuses to marry Sharpay. It's like, "Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm madly in love with you, it's just that I'm in a really bad mood and I don't want to marry you." Pain. Pain. Pain.

Clock...ticking...ticking...ticking...

I have never been so bored in my entire life.
Well, okay I have. But come on.
Every time I'm in nursery, something bad happens. Such as I never get any kids. Or my favorite kids graduate to the 2's and 3's nursery. Or someone takes my spot. I guess it wasn't meant to be. *sniff*
BUT COME ON!
We had no kids the entire stinking service. Well, Jaylin came in with her mom, but Kaia couldn't leave cuz Jaylin would scream every time she did and so finally Barb and I were like, "NO!" And we left. Not too discreetly. Someone was trying to put their baby to sleep in the hallway. Where it was dark. But he was throwing off his blankets. :)
IT RAINED!!!! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE 2 MONTHS IT RAAAAAAINED! Okay, it was only for 10 minutes, but IT WAS RAINING!!!
EMILY CAME BACK YAY! And I have no clue whether or not Amber's back. Cuz Creation's over. But she's going on vacation or something? I don't know.
I was playing Hannah Montana's Hot Shot Photo Pro all last night and it's really hard and sometime's really dumb, BUT I LOVE IT. It's so intriguing. And I got a perfect shot on a bonus pose. Oh yeah. GO GREEN TEAM!

I know I've been online way too much...

but my parents are talking about parenting, and I want to play Hannah Montana.
Okay, I haven't decided whether to stay online all day tomorrow or try to get Sharpay and Zeke together on the Sims.
Hm, I'm starting to like "Best of Both Worlds".
My first tries at the whole Sky High story thing were pretty bad. I can't decide whether or not to do present tense or past tense and I didn't save the first two tries cuz they both stunk. So I'm going to start with the Speed one instead of the Will Stronghold one (scary juvie vs. preppy freshman? Hmmm..)

Hmmm, those combat boots look nice...

There's game day or whatever at the church.
Would I like to go...no.
I'm sort of in a solitary mood.
Not a bad mood.
I'm just good right now.
Well, there are other reasons.
Leave me alone. *sob*
I had Fritos, ham, and Gatorade for lunch. Did you know Gatorade was named after a college football team that wasn't very good because it's star players kept fainting from dehydration? I didn't.
My favorite books are not Eragon and Eldest, tho they are up there. I would rather have Princess Diaries. Sorry, talking to myself again.
Okay, so last Sunday for Youth Group, we asked questions about stuff, and one of them was like, "What happens to the people that don't know about Jesus?" So I'm starting Romans, and God's like, "Hey, lookit." So, since I have a Teen Bible that explores stuff, I see a question on the bottom of the page that can supposedly be answered by the given Bible passage. "What happens to people that don't know about Jesus? Romans 2:12-16" So I look...and I hi-lited it...and it made NO SENSE. I'm sorry, but a lot of stuff I read in the Bible SHOULD mean something, but sometimes I don't get it cuz it's a cultural thing or something. It's like I need Kent Hovind's or my pastor's CONSTANT interpretation. AAAAGH. I mean, I guess it made some sense, like people that sin outside of the law and under the law have still sinned, but then it goes in a totally different direction. SOMEONE HELP ME!
Aly and AJ aren't that good. And if they really are Christian, I couldn't tell.
Oh.
My.
Goodness.
Um, who just took a Harry Potter quiz?
Me.
Who didn't get Harry Potter?
.....ME!!!!!! YESSSSS! Well, I got Ron. And Neville. BUT STILL! HARRY AND I ARE OVER! YESSSSSSS! I mean...that's too bad.
Sharpay proposed to Zeke, but he's being a loser. And Troy and Gabriella are on vacation, but William made me get off so I couldn't save and I'll have to vacation all over again. Oookay.

Clifford the Big Red Dog

Nicholas Cage and Julia Roberts are couple? In the "Ant Bully", anyways. Ew. Awkward.
So I spent all Friday with two almost two year olds and one almost six year old. AKA Braeden, Lachlan, and Brooke. They did everything from hiding the remote ("Why can't I change the channel?") to dribbling milk ("Brooke, you're two, I know you can swallow.") to attacking people (Lachlan seriously ran up and shoved my legs and I was like, "UNSTABLENESS!"
So yeah. That was my Friday.
My aunt bought us cupcakes. I ate chicken and snickerdoodles. And their cpu stinks cuz it would not let me online. Comcast, my foot.
"Is that a big red truck?" "Big...wed...tuck!" Be careful what you say around Lachlan. He shall repeat it.
And I made another little kid cry.
It was him.
I bumped his head.
And he hid behind his cage.
I meant crib.
I need to work on my Sky High story.
Must run.

AVADA KEVADRA! Or something like that...

I can't believe it.
I made a little kid cry.
It's not my fault, the kid listens to EVERYTHING YOU SAY.
He was all grabbing my legs while I was swinging and I was like, "You might fall off." The smile vanishes and he toddles away.
Then he was hanging from the ladder and his mom had been like, "Oh he did that and got stuck," so I was like, "Matthew, you're going to get stuck." Bam. Look what I have done.
"OH NO I'M GOING TO GET STUCK I'M GOING TO GET STUCK MOMMY!" And he's like...2. So I helped him down and he was okay.
BUT STILL.
Hurray for Harry Potter.
AGAIN.
Grrr Nathan's been on the cpu for like 9 hours, so he should take my new Sky High quiz.
It's pretty amazing.
Ew, that was a dumb quiz.
I watched "National Treasure". It's still like the best movie ever. Only I don't feel enough for Riley anymore to devote an entire AIM name to him. And I'm soooo over Speed. Lol just kidding, well I'm not stalker type person, but that sounded really funny.
Yay for meee.

WHICH ONE OF US IS THE MAN? The Cheat (The Cheat)

HAHAHA I made a Sky High quiz (I shall make another) and it's not rated as highly as my other ones, but it's been taken more than any of my other ones! Except for the Harry Potter one, which has been taken 468 times. Oooh cuz that's soooo much. Not. "If it's ribs, I'm gonna flip." My pop-up blocker is now at 102. Wow.
My mom boughts me a Snowball yesterday. I ate it all. Sorry. And I ate the one for William cuz he didn't want it, but Nathan was like, "YOU SHOULD'VE SAVED IT FOR MEEE!" Sorry.
Mustaches are gross. Don't be one.
Yeah. Short post. Wow.

200TH POST TODAY, the truth about Will Harris, and more

YAAAAAAAAAY THIS IS MY 200TH POST!!!!!!! WAHOOOWAHOOOWAHOOOWAHOOOWAHOOO!!!
*pops some Sean Paul into stereo* *attempts dancing* *isn't very good* Hooooold on, things are getting a little explicit. *takes out Sean Paul* *puts in Stellar Kart* *we're good*
This is kind of like when Ellen had that party for Tony. Except that was a goodbye party and unfortunately for all of you, I'M NOT LEAVING. Yet. I don't know, I was thinking when this blog gets too full, I could make a new one.
People that hate me: Pleasejustleavepleasejustleavepleasejustpickupyourstupidblogandleave.
Me: Haha. NO.
IT WAS SO SAD. I was looking for Sky High pictures (as in character pictures) and I find the cast list for Sky High and I'm like, "ooh, let's click on Will Harris." Well, doing so opened up his whole acting career. What. The. Heck. So "Be Cool" isn't an R-rated film. But it still STINKS. And "Awake the Dead" or whatever? WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, WILL? I HAD FAITH IN YOU! And you let me down. Hmmm, this would be a good time to sing that song I made about Adam Morrison.
Only...
the lyrics are about basketball, but I guess they could sort of apply. Except for the whole, "There is no I in Team," thing. I wouldn't really want Morrison to say that, BUT HE'S NOT AS GOOD AS EVERYONE THINKS AND HE'S ALL, "I'm so disappointed I lost." HELLO! YOUR TEAM LOST AND I HATE YOU! Him and his flimsy mustache.
But anyway, about Will.
No, enough about that quack. Fool. Jerk.
Like it would've worked out anyway.
He's 20. Darn.
Hehehe Seamus and Dean have a Lauren Fan Club. Aaah that's amusing.
I got a flashing strobe skull in my Kellogg's Frosted Flakes this morning. I was so hoping for it to be blue, or green. But no. I get red. As soon as I saw the red plastic handle, I was like, "NOOOOO!"
Everything is going wrong for me.
I need to make more Harry Potter quizzes. Stories. Things.
The Sky High story hasn't gone under way. I need to figure out how all the guy characters are going to break up with or somehow get dumped by their girlfriends. And Speed and Lash were seniors, but now they're in jail, so I have no clue how to work that out. Grrr...
Matt and Anita came over last night. Yay I'm glad they're finally here. But they missed Bunco night. Actually, I think it was worth missing, unfortunately. So Matt doesn't like science fiction. Neither do I.
OMG, THAT WAS REALLY HILARIOUS! Malfoy all walks back to the dorm, a tear streaming down his cheek. "I can't believe I'll never be able to hold her." Apparently Harry and I are destined to be together because I keep getting him and not even on purpose.
Hehehe.
YAY Kelsi and Jason got married. They're my first High School Musical couple. I'm trying to get Sharpay and Zeke together now. And Gabriella's being all dumb. And Chad hasn't even met Taylor yet. Ow.

YAY FOR POP-UP BLOCKER!

My pop-up blocker is almost to 100 blocked pop-ups. It doesn't work all the time (do you know how many stupid pop-ups attacked me while I was making my hobbit quiz?), but it works hard, so lets give it a big round of applause.
*applause*
I remade my Bad Kitty Sims families. Tom and Jack look totally different. For instance, Tom has long hair and a mustache. Jack is pretty hot. And I managed to find a green sweatshirt that could substitute for his green Adidas. Hurray for me! Jas and Roxy look totally different. Roxy is like a Mexican version of my Sim and Jas looks kind of like Melissa Roomies. Who married Paolo or whatever his name was. I forgot what I named him...MELMAN, that was it. He wanted to be Bill Gates, and he was going to marry Xena Ex-warrior Princess and was fighting over her with Death Lord Bob, but then he met Melissa, so Bob and Xena now have a kid and are living with Madonna, Troy, Val Kilmer, and Sorsha.
Instead of making a Sky High story in which Speed has a girlfriend, I'll just do what all Harry Potter obsessees are doing and make one with multiple characters. YAY.
Gah. There is no tag for Will Harris. Denzel Washington, perhaps? *searching* *still searching* *seeing scary toolbars* *ew* Awww there's like one. Hmmm...*chuckles* Oh Vaaaal! *types in Val Kilmer* *searching* *"Taking too long? Well we have a lot of data to crunch." I didn't know data was crunchy. If not, why are you crunching it?* Omg, that is disgusting. There are people in this world that actually LIKE him. EWWWWWWW!
I want to have a film festival. We could watch award-winners like "The Lion King", "Sky High", "Ella Enchanted", "Star Wars" (all of them...except II and maybe III, cuz I hate Hayden), "Willow", "LOTR" (again, all of them), and maybe a few M. Night Shyamalamalama's. Shyamalan's. Whatever. "The Village" was okay. "Signs" was good. Heck, we could watch "Unbreakable", too. "NO SHOOTING FRIENDS, JOSEPH!"
Neville rules.
GASP.
One more post and I will have reached 200. *sniff* It's so beautiful.
I learned a lot on Sesame Street today. Apparently babies are fluent in all forms of communication, including sign language.
And on Zoboomafu, the farmer and the cowman should be friends.
I need a life.

Vampires can be frightening, but don't worry, they're perfectly harmless...

Wow. Amazingly random.
I'm pretty much starvin. Cuz I haven't eaten in...14 hours and 10 minutes. And I really want something to eat. So after this post, the kitchen is mine. If William's not hogging the puzzles page. I need my daily sudoku.
And I have to bake snickerdoodles or something.
Weeee.
AAAAAAAH conversations from last night at McDonald's running through my mind. Kind of like that song on X 2004 with a band that started with a b.....AAAAH I CAN'T THINK.
"RONALD MCDONALD IS NOT A MAN!"
How much would leather pants cost? Because Tevyn needs some.
That high rail bike was really lame. I wish I would've tipped over. Then it would've been at least a little exciting. The bike person was all freaking out. "SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN." No. I'm trying to get this dumb thing over with. She said don't stop pedaling and you won't fall, so I DIDN'T STOP PEDALING. Is it MY fault I'm FAST?
Hmmm, I have no stamina and I can't make dunks or jump shots.
Maybe biking is where I truly belong.
Nah, I tried that muscular endurance test yesterday.
Answer: I HAVE no muscular endurance. Suggesting that I do is too funny.
I want an Ipod for some strange reason. And then I could put "Sweet Home Alabama", "Novocain", "Vacation", and a whole manner of depressing/old songs that no one even likes on it. Hehehehe.
But white clashes with my outfit.

I know a girl who's obsessed with a guy...

I watched "New York Minute" last night and in like every single special feature, they played "Vacation" by Simple Plan. Okay, I may like some of their songs, and they sound pleasing, BUT THE LYRICS ARE SO DARN DEPRESSING! Let's summarize, shall we? There's a girl who's totally obsessed with this guy who hates her guts and is finally like, "I HATE YOU STOP CALLING ME, I'LL BOOK A PLANE FOR YOU, I NEVER LIKED YOU! *beat beat beat beat beat beat* I NEVER WANTED YOU!" And the movie was dumb. Two sisters: break law, be dumb, and get away with it because being friends with your sister is the most important thing. And Jack Osbourne was in that movie. His accent kept coming off. "*British accent* If there's one thing I'm not, *turns off* it's a rat."
I don't understand how I have a Washingtonian accent. I can pick up Texas and stuff like that but I guess I figured Washington was normal. Oh no. I live in a place where people throw fish at each other and sit on giant golden pigs.
The whole "Game On" exhibit at the Pacific Science Center was today, but it wasn't as cool as I thought it would be. But there was DDR. And Mario (which is way easier on SuperNintendo). And this Sailor Moon game (Rini cheats). And "Amanda the Witch's Apprentice" (or something like that), where you do nothing but press A, so it wasn't so bad. And Sims, but it was on PS2 and was lame. Suuuper lame. Sarai and I tried DDR. We stink. Oh well.
That's the last time I order a McFlurry at McDonald's.
I want a Demon Hunter CD. Bad. Two of them maybe. And the new Stellar Kart. And something else? LIKE THAT STUPID HAWK NELSON CD I WANT BUT HAVE NEVER GOTTENEN. Gah.

Somebody killed the Beach Boys...? Topping swank!

If only that were true. Cuz I've had "Help me, Rhonda" stuck in my head for much of my life. Wait. Was that Beach Boys or Jan and Dean? GAAAAAAAH CURSE YOU! They're all the same. And apparently Wilson (on "Home Improvement", best show ever) is related to them. Hehehe.
If someone suggests the impossible one more time, or worse, MAKES FUN OF ME FOR IT, I shall kill them. I had Brandon making fun of me all night. I had Nathan making fun of me in the car. I have everyone making fun of me on a regular basis. Please shut up.
AAAAAAAAH I'm writing another witty quizilla story and Speed needs to not only become unevil, but have a girlfriend. Layla: no. Magenta: off-limits. Freeze-girl: Hahaha Warren will kill you. Ethan's girlfriend: nuff said. Gwen: Gross she's like 85. Penny: even grosser. And I'm so bad at making superhero characters cuz I can't make unique super powers. "Um, flying...no, super strength...no, uhhhh x-ray vision, heck no...." Hmmm maybe he could go for some Wolverine like chick. Only with less hair. And this is killing me, here. But I will survive. So will Frank. *reminisces trail journal in which Frank sings non stop* OMG THAT'S WHO WAS IN THE 4TH TRAIL JOURNAL!
AAAAAAAAAAMBERRRRRRRR!
IT WAS THE PUG FROM "MIB"! FRANK! HAHAHA!
Okay.
I got to rap today.
It was pretty stellar. And all the little kids came. Including Noah, Rachel, Schuyler, Logan, Alonzo, and more. YAAAAY!

Thank goodness, she got the pepperoni kind this time.

THE WITTY TITLES ARE BACK!
Omg Lacee rules, she sent me this thing about what people can't eat. For example: beef, mad cow, pork, fears of thrichinosis, etc. So the only thing left to eat is chocolate. And Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts. Aaaaaaaaah and her party is TONIGHT! MUST GO TO WALMART! *sounds trumpet* *wait* *I don't play the trumpet* *gallops away with Patsy behind me clapping two coconuts together* *gallop gallop gallop*
Hehehe I got the first of the 2%. Hurray. I love 2%. None of that nasty 1% stuff. Ew. Get it away. But I ate it with Oreos and a pepperoni Lean Pocket. *sniff* It's been so long since I've had a lunch like this. HOW I'VE MISSED YOU, PEPPERONI!
Amber is going to be eaten by my mom. Oh the irony of it all. And HER parents will kill me for other reasons. How pleasant.
GET AWAY FROM MY SON, YOU PERVERT! NYAAAAAAH I HAVE A SWORD!
Gasp.
Flash of randomness there. I haven't been taken my randomitis medication.
*eats M&M's*
*doctor comes*
LAUREN! YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS NOT TO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION!
Um, sorry.
I MUST STRANGLE YOU WITH HYDROGEN PEROXIDE AND A WHITE LAB COAT!
AAAAAAAH! *uses nitrus oxide on feet* HAHA now I have super speed! LIKE SPEED!
Must run to Walmart. See ya.

KILL!

Part 3 for vamp story:
http://quizilla.com/users/leatherconverse/quizzes/~~%7BHigh%20School%20Musical%3A%20My%20wife%20gave%20birth%20to%20a%20vampire%20Part%203%7D~~/
I was so freaked cuz I couldn't find it at first, then I was like, Phew.
BRB.
I'm back.
AAAAAAAAH we had the double feature movie night last night and it was so sad!!!!!!!! Well, "Stand By Me" was just REALLY depressing, especially the end ("I never saw Teddy and Vern ever again, and then my best friend Chris got stabbed in a resteraunt yesterday afternoon. I'll never have friends like that ever again." "DAAAD, I WANNA GO SWIMMIN!"). But then we found out it was based on a book by Stephen King. Well, duh. I want to check it out, tho. That would be fun.
We were pretty much sobbing throughout like all of "End of the Spear". It had a bad ending, tho. It shows like Steve and Mincayani in a plane flying away and it's like right after Steve was about to stab him to death and he's all, "I've gained so much." THE END. Wth? I went through all that for THIS? *smashes cup a la Rachel* THAT'S all I have to say about it! But Kimo was actually pretty hot. I felt bad for thinking that throughout the movie, but it was true. And Mincayani was okay. With long hair, anyways. But everyone looked the same edge "40 years later" at the end of the movie, even Rachel who had supposedly died at age 80. She looked like 36. And all the Waodani looked EXACTLY the same. Except Mincayani, who CUT HIS HAIR and looked like he got a nose job. And Kimo was wearing flannel, so he wasn't buff and manly anymore.
"You look like Dayumae, but you don't fool me. You're a spirit." "You look like a man, but you don't fool me. You're Mincayani."
Hurray for cheese. Which is what I get HIGH on!
Ima gonna check out "The Mill on the Floss" AND "The Body" and all the LOTR books so I can reread them before school starts.
Hurray.

Links to vampire stories

Part 1:
http://www.quizilla.com/users/leatherconverse/quizzes/~~%7BHigh%20School%20Musical%3A%20My%20wife%20gave%20birth%20to%20a%20vampire%20Part%201%7D~~/
Part 2:
http://www.quizilla.com/users/leatherconverse/quizzes/~~%7BHigh%20School%20Musical%3A%20My%20wife%20gave%20birth%20to%20a%20vampire%20Part%202%7D~~/

Why is today the day I run out of witty titles?

That pretty much says it all. *silence* *wipes away a tear*
OKAY back down to business.
I'm sorry to say...the High School Musical families...must go. I WILL recreate them (along with the Bad Kitty family, whom I'm deleting...AGAIN. I'm sorry, but playing with expansion packs is just so much fun!), but I will lose my special vampire baby. Oh well. But it was making me mad that Gabriella and Troy kept having kids and there would be like 10 people per house. Haha, no thanks. This time...I guess I won't make Kelsi as shy. Because she would not propose. What is her problem? And then because it was the first time I had played with those families with an expansion pack, IT RESETTED ALL MY BABIES! Micheal Jordan was still a boy, but BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER BECAME A BOY AND WOULDN'T BE A GIRL AAAAAAAAAH! Grrr I hate you I wanted Buffy. So I named him Giles. But he won't be alive for very long. :(
Hahaha I wrote a sequel to the High School Musical vampire thing. "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" "Let's evaporate, tall person." And Jason got a nose ring. Aaaah I mentioned him at VBS and complained to Amber about how much I hated Kelsi for taking him (I was planning on calling him once I found out his name, but I always forget to watch the credits), except I said it pretty loud, so everyone assumed I meant the other Jason. Gross.
I have to read more.
Aaaaah stressful four day weekend. Friday: movie night. Saturday: party AND BUNCO. Sunday: Youth Group...oh yeah, and I have to RAP. Monday: Matt and Anita are coming AND I'm going to be in Seattle. All. Day.
AAAAAAAAAAGH.

Wild Animal Day!

Yeah, it was wild animal day at VBS and also the last day. Phew. I wore the weird bug antennas that bounced, but Jeannie borrowed. And stole them. Aaagh.
YAY Amber and I got on our knees and begged Mrs. Swanberg to let us sing "Speak up" in front of the whole church. And it worked. Except now I have to rap. Darn.
I made a hobbit quiz for guys. And I'm going to make a sequel to the vampire thing. AND SOMEONE PICKED MY QUIZ YAAAAAY! The Harry Potter one, tho. Which is weird cuz that one is LAME.
We had pizza. I only got two pieces. Not enough to meet my minimum requirement of three. Darn.
Emily is no longer the most famous. In fact, she dropped a star level. SORRY. But I need to make friends with two somebodies. Darn. They're all REALLY MEAN. And there was this one guy who USED to be famous but he asked for my autograph. ? Okay...
HAHAHA GIRLS WON FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW!! Third. I MEANT THIRD! But all the little midgets kept stealing my hat. And I thought I'd killed Noah. But then he skips away, unharmed. Hurray.
something's wrong with me. I haven't been to library in a while and honestly I don't want to cuz I never read that much anymore. *sniff* I'M SORRY.
I got spray-on sunscreen on my shoes. The black ones. Ew. And it WON'T COME OFF. I have to return these pants. *sobs as they go in the washing machine*

I am...THE ONE.

If some guy came up to me and said that, (no, actually, if anyone said that) I would be like, "Haha, no. *Chicago accent* You're dumb."
But yeah, I was watching "Last Comic Standing" and "The One" last night ("The One" went till 11, tho, so I couldn't watch all of it. Had to get my rest so I could boss around little kids in the morning) and "The One" was so dumb. My mom thought it was going to be like "Big Brother". No. It's not. "Big Brother", tho I have never seen it, is actually interesting. "Blablabla, I am a Latina star and I am going to shine brightly cuz I am the one!" And the judges were NEVER MEAN. The girl was like, "You have two things going for you. *pause*" Yeah. Lefty and righty. Seriously, that Latina chick wasn't exactly wearing much of a dress. "Hmmm, okay, right at my pantyline, that sounds good, and make the neck a little lower...yeah, that's it, so everyone can see them!" Gross. And then this one guy had a hangover after partying till like 2 AM and they're all, "You gotta quit drinking." "I haven't drinkin anyshing in shree days..." "Really?" "Yesh shir..." "Do you smoke at all?" "Shometimesh I guessh I dunno I shoooo tired." Loser. But there was this one guy I really liked. Except he wore eyeliner and looked like that one dude from Good Charlotte. Paul or whatever. Tho, one of the judges wore eyeshadow. BRIGHT BLUE eyeshadow. A LOT of it. Ew.
So VBS ROCKED today. We played the game with sheep and good sheperds. But all the kids ran away and were like, "This is dumb, I wanna be a WOLF!" And then with the PS/K's, we played dodgeball. And when they weren't paying attention we'd throw balls at them. And then we sang "Speak Up" and Emily and I were like, ":O" It was pretty amazing. And I wore my hat sideways. Except that's not the image I want to be portraying.
Hahaha.
What's with all these comedians making fun of Christianity? "Give us a religion joke." "Okay. I HATE JESUS!" Oooh hilarious. If I were a comedian (which I won't be, seeing as I'm about as funny as Kristen Key. No, I'm funnier than her. She sucked.), I'd give it right back to 'em. "When's the last time anyone ever made fun of a Muslim?
Oh yeah, you can't.
They'll just blow you up."
Personally, if I were Hindu, I would NOT want to be reincarnated into a cow. Cuz I'm a girl. Thank you very much. And I'm not vegan. Moooo.

Another round of naan for my friends!

VBS: Cool. Except that my team thought the ketchup water was very disgusting and we lost every time. And that everyone figured I wouldn't want to eat at all during my stay as a drill seargant. Ranger. Whatever. Learned "ABC Peak" without messing up too much. So it wasn't too bad. And this one kid totally worships Jared. "Jared, I brought you a present. *gives him a weed*" Lol.
I baked cookies. Sugar cookies. Shaped like H's and R's. In honor of Catbert. William's Dilbert obsession is rubbing off on me. There were some birthday cake ones I think. And a three dimensional one shaped like a chocolate chip. It started out as an icicle, then an elf hat, then a chocolate chip.
I love Subway. And bacon. And chicken. And cheese. And CRISPY!
Sims: Okay, I thought Pierre the Clown was scary? Not as scary as Betty the Yeti. And no one is as scary as Archie Archery. Beach resort: Fun. Winter vacation: Fun. Roughin' it: Besides endless burgers? NOT FUN!
Emily is the most famous. She's one star compared to our .5 stars. Oh well. I just need to "work out". Who is really looking at an actresses' body when she's wearing a HOSPITAL GOWN? PERVS! Wait. Now I know where to find the place for PRINT ADS! But I need to "work out" then. Cuz acting: charisma. Music: creativity. Modeling: I wonder, body possibly?
This is the second time I've worn these pants. I want to make snickerdoodles. Badly.

MARKY THE SHARK! MARKY THE SHARK!

Wow, Sims Vacation is more fun than I thought. I just bagged that beach resort that had no hotels or water sports and went to a different one that pretty much rocked. And I saw MARKY THE SHARK! (when I say I, I probably mean the Sim I created of myself. Except I don't have shiny brown hair ((it's brown, but not shiny)), green eyes ((oops)), or contacts ((she doesn't have glasses)), but Sarai said she looked like me and I think so, too...for the most part. I currently live with Amber and Emily.) But there were all these freaky little kids coming into my hotel room and attacking me. It was so scary. Where are there parents? But I was saved by MARKY THE SHARK! MARKY THE SHARK! He is the man. Pierre the Clown is scary, but Marky the Shark is cool. MARKY THE SHARK! Then I checked out after buying a unicorn (statue) and finding out I couldn't take home a stupid stuffed guinea pig/coconut monkey/wooden squirrel/stuffed penguin unless I had enough 238 game credits. And you get like 10 per game. Grrr... So I am now in THE MOUNTAINS! Except I'll try to stay away from the hot tubs. Things got a little...out of hand... Especially since I was still wearing a bikini and yeah. NEVER MIND.
First day of VBS: PRETTY MUCH AWESOME! Except I got there a tad late due to the fact that I overslept, took forever in the bathroom, and took too long for my dad, so my mom had to take me (not his fault, he had to work). So I had to set up stuff while everyone else was singing. I now have "Artic Edge" (Emily was right: it does kind of grow on you...unfortunately. I am still not doing the iceberg dance.) and "I Know" or whatever it's called down pat. But I don't know the little rap interlude in "Speak Up" and I know like none of the other songs. Everyone else was all singing them and it's like, "No one ASKED me to come to children's church! I only practiced those songs LAST WEEK when you needed me to help with games. And no one gave me a CD, THANK YOU!" Gaah. The fools.
I AM WEARING CAMO PANTS! AND THEY ARE AWESOME, THANKS TO THE U.S. NAVY! Seriously, they're REALLY comfortable and baggy and stuff. And I am wearing them because I am a drill seargant. Slash park ranger. Whatever. AHAHAHA! Except while wearing them, I got whistled at while walking down the street. Most likely IN JEST. Gaaah. The pervert. Next time I see his stupid red Jeepish vehicle, I will...no, can't do that. The police will get me. Hahaha I just viewed a picture on that very subject.
*Guy getting arrested* "Busted"
I HAVE A FISH BUCKET! And I'm PUMPED for tomorrow. Except I mentioned this to several little kids and they were like, "...Why?" Smart kids. And the reply, "I have no clue," didn't satisfy.
Me: So, this won't take very long, will it?
Orthodontist: Sure.
Me: And it's not going to hurt a bit.
Orthodontist: ..... *exchanges looks with hygenist*
Me: Hello?
Orthodontist: Close the door and tell all the other patients to leave.
Hygenist: I'll get the taser.
Me: *screams*
I got new bands for my braces. And they're blue. Surprisingly they didn't hurt. And he liked my pants.

DANCE, SALESMAN, DANCE! *pow pow*

AAAAAAAAH we had to sing "Artic Edge" in front of the whole church today and I'd only practiced it once, so I didn't know any of the words/motions and it stunk. So I'm standing there trying to slalom ski or whatever and everyone's already done that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! It was pretty bad. And I think Matt and Jared qualify as youth helpers. Thank you SO much, guys.
"So Amber, Emily, and I are living together." "WHAT!?" "Yeah, Amber and Emily are planning on going into music, but I don't know, I think I want to be an actor." So I was playing Sims. My bad. Superstar getting better. Except I'm supposed to make friends with celebrities. And my girl has no personality points (I was trying to make the perfect Sim, but it's not working; they refuse to make yellow potions). Gaaaaaaah...
I made a High School Musical story. It's pretty stellar. Gabriella gives birth to a vampire and it tries to kill Chad and Jason, but Taylor throws it out the window and Jason is wearing bling. I swear, it's awesome. I'll post the link sometime.

*whispering* Arctic Edge...where adventure meets courage...

AAAAAAGH we seriously have to do that for one of our VBS SONGS!!! NYAAAH! Except I didn't get to practice any today at the "training" cuz my dad came home at like 9:08, then saw the dog peed, then had to change clothes, and we didn't leave till 9:20. And training started at 9:00, people. But come on, I was ready for like 40 minutes innocently playing Sims Superstar (HAHAHAHA I GOT MY SIMS GAMES and they came from Maryland, sorry, Missouri!), so it's not my fault.
Training wasn't so bad. Except we got this LOOONG lecture on stuff we already knew and they'd changed some stuff and it was both, "Kill me now," and, "If we're not doing that this year, why are we having leaders IN THE FIRST PLACE, PUNK?" Then RJ/Mr. Iral (I'll just refer to him as Mr. Iral, I guess) had Jared and I think up games with him, then we had to set up the obstacle course. Well, we started to (I got to help with the teepee and ranger station thingy), but then my dad made me leave early so he could take William to "POTC 2". Grrr. I'd kind of really wanted to help with the ice cave. Darn. But I got a new hat. *brandishes camo army drill seargant thing* It's pretty H.O.T.T.
Horribly, Ominously, and Terribly Terrific.
Ew. I sound like a valley girl.
Or Alyson from "Bad Kitty".
EW!
I MADE A QUIZ! Cuz I've been going on quizilla.com and there are all these Harry Potter quizzes, so I jumped the bandwagon and made one. It's way lame and it doesn't have pictures, but if you're bored, check it out. Except it's for girls, so guys, don't freak out when you take it. Just a heads up. http://quizilla.com/users/leatherconverse/quizzes/Who's%20your%20Hogwarts%20man%3F/
Lol.
AAAH I GOT MY SIMS GAMES! Yes. I said that. Well, actually, they're pretty lame. Superstar is okay, but AJ won't get any more famous than she already is and I need more charisma but that TAKES FOREVER and Aly and Phil have a baby that the butler feeds like EVERY TWO HOURS but I can't and it takes a lot out of you. Vacation's lamer. *sigh* What a letdown.

Hold on, I'm taking an IQ test...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I started taking a STUPID IQ test and I have to SIGN IN to find out. How bout no? Cuz unless you have interesting tests, like which flippin anime character are you, than I DON'T THINK SO? And I HAVEN'T GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL! I'M NOT EVEN IN HIGH SCHOOL!
There. Now that that's settled.
Okay, I'm going to take another one, I'll be right back.
So we took Oggy to the groomer's and there's this sign that says, "Biting will not be tolerated". Uh oh. Oggy bites. Especially if you try to trim his nails. So as soon as they try to operate...*snarling and barking occur* *crash* *Bichon Frise starts freaking out* *midget poodle almost hangs himself* *the cat is still asleep*
This IQ test is foolish...
Slannen called. But I told him it wouldn't work, seeing as he has a girlfriend and he's only 5'5". Yes. 5'5". *sniff*
Agh this is tedious.
Marie left today. :( She has to come back this November. I'll call her boss and tell her.
Yeah. We're good. Movie night tomorrow.
Oh yeah. I made Lauren Jackson on NBA Street v. 3. All her skills are in the 80's. I love life.

"And send the smallest and most delicate among us?"

Darn.
I watched "Ella Enchanted" (on the cpu, mind you, not the flippin Xbox, which was being gay).
And
I
LIKE IT.
It was pretty stellar, way better than the book, tho extremely cheesy and stuff. And it's like, sure, take the high road, and take your necklace back from your stepsister, but you could at least SLAP HER or something! Seriously! "Now that I'm no longer under orders... *break her nose* Ah. That felt good." But at the end, Hattie turns into a frog. Wait, no, that was a deleted scene.
Aaah my goodness, Slannen is hot. Char: hot but shallow. And he has a British accent. And he's like 39. Or something. Ew. Huge age difference.
SLANNEN IS AMAZING! But he ends up dating this giant. So he's like...5'8" (:D like me!) and this chick's like...20'8"? "ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY MAN'S JUDGEMENT!?" "Don't worry sweetie, it's just a guess." "Oh. ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY MAN'S GUESS?" Scary. And she was wearing quite a revealing top. "Stinkin Grimm Brothers." And he's like, "YES!"
OH MY GOODNESS. Lauren Jackson is 6'5". DON'T KILL ME. But I'm going to create a new char in NBA Street (v. 3) and call her Lauren Jackson. Stellar.
BBQ TIME.
In like.
An hour.
For two hours.
Nathan said not to blog about him. "Meow, nooooo!" He's wearing greeen!!!!

Ella Enchanted meets M-16

Wrong, I am. Shipped, my Sims games have not been. Not working, advanced search is. AAAAAAAGH, I WANT MY SIMS GAMES! *looks at Ebay, considering something* I have $3 left, I can save up for a couple of CDs or buy a combo expansion pack for under $5 with no shipping costs...hmm... *waits for advanced search to work* Grr, messed up. *adds the words "expansion" and "pack" to search* *waits*
WHILE I'm waiting...
I was watching "Sesame Street" today and even Elmo has fallen victim to tales starting out "millions of years ago..." It's too sad to watch. But Elmo played the drums. And Grover went to Argentina and watched this adorable little girl make marzipan pigs. It was pretty sweet.
AAAAGH I put in the wrong words now it's giving me maternity clothes and 6 packs of Coke.
I was trying to find out if the plate I was holding is microwave safe so I could eat cold pizza and it was emblazoned all over the bottom and I couldn't see it. Sad.
OMG I made a "High School Musical" Sims family and Troy and Gabriella got married and had a kid (named Taylor, after Gabriella's best friend), and when she grew up she had blonde hair, pink overalls, and kind of beady eyes, but in her picture it shows this freaky VAMPIRE KID. So I'm trying to lock her out of the bedroom, but it's not working, because I'm afraid at night she'll turn into a vampire and suck her parents' blood. And Taylor and Chad's blood. And Jason and Kelsi's blood (I had Gabriella, Taylor, and Kelsi living with Sharpay and Ryan, but then Zeke and Sharpay got married, and Gabriella and Troy got married, and Chad and Taylor got married, and I had to get stupid Jason to propose to Kelsi at his house because she wouldn't do it at hers. Maybe because she's so stupid and SHY.). So Gabriella and Troy had another kid and her name is Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Hopefully she can slay her sister before any blood is shed...sucked...whatever...
Darn. Shipping and handling would be $8.04. Holy cow. I LOVE MISSOURI! AND ALABAMA! BUT I WANT MY SIMS GAMES!
Aaaah my mom and Marie left to do some partying or shopping or something (I doubt partying, but every antiquing adventure is a party...) and got me "Ella Enchanted". Ewwwww blaaaah like I really wanna watch this. The book was dumb (I HAVE TO TELL HIM I'M ALREADY MARRIED, EVEN THO I LOVE HIM, SO THEN I CAN SAVE HIM! *bawls*) and Anne Hathaway is a witchy stripper. BOO WITCHY STRIPPER!

Ferrets

And I saw a ferret. He was walking on a leash with his throat on the ground and he kept rubbing on people's shoes. He scared the heck out of my grandma and William. I thought he was going to get stepped on. But he was a younger one. And he was really adorable.
Yeah.
That was it.

Ew this tastes like BANANAS!

Has anyone realized that "A Prairie Home Companion" is the second movie in which Lindsay Lohan's character is named Lola? Just food for thought.
I've had my fill of Seattle. Had an ice cream cone that tasted like bananas with metal on top. It was baaaaad. But I got to working on my booknovelthinginaleathernotebookwithablottypen. Yeah. It's pretty awesome, I got to use the "Oooh look, a finger," and other over-used but classic humor. Oh boy. I just need to learn more about the Humane Society. That would be good.
I wanna go to Alabama.
Was Martin Luther King, Jr. born in Alabama or Georgia? I forgot, even after doing 3 reports on him. I love "Sweet Home Alabama". Hurray.
Lindsay Lohan needs a new name.
Besides Lola.
OMGOODNESS I FORGOT!
hehehe.
So I was on Ebay last night and there was Sims Superstar for $3.50, so in the last 15 minutes I bid on it, but someone outbid me at 10 bucks. :( But then I bought both Sims Superstar and Sims Vacation for 17 bucks, which is how much it would be for one at like Costco or something. Cool. It should be here by...SATURDAY. EEEEEEE I'm excited.
My grandma ordered a Smoke House burger like me and SHE TOOK OUT THE ONION RINGS. *shocked* I mean, what's a Smoke House without the onion rings?
I put like 3 nickels into the flippin jukebox thing and none of my songs played. I mean, come one, there's everyone's favorite song, "Loveshack", or there's "Happy Together" by The Turtles...or "He's a Rebel" by The Crystals...or "Oh, Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison. Yeah, crazy. But the waiters danced and ran around Pacific Place with milkshake cups. So we're good.
EEEEEEE SIMS GAMES ARE COMING COMING SOON SO EXCITED AAAAAAAAAH!

I'm not paranoid

The pictures from the daddy daughter banquet came. I'm wearing black. Again. I've got to stop this. But I got such a nice new black T-shirt that says "I'm gonna be somebody" on it and I want to wear it! And black T-shirts have all the GOOD slogans. Except for that one shirt that said "Rock Star" on it and was red, but I tried it and it was way too tight/small/uncomfortable.
I'M WRITING THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL! It be about animals. Just not ones that talk. No. This one is REALISTIC fiction. Yay. This is where my strength truly lies.
Sad. When I tried these jeans on at Mervyn's, they fit perfectly, but now they're all baggy and when I sit down it's like wangsta. So these are now my ghetto jeans.
Which totally reminded me of that girl on "Made" who was like, "I'm so ghetto," AND SHE SAID IT SO WEIRD! She was like, "I'm geh-tto." She didn't say it fast, and she totally unnecessarily annunciated her T's. It's like, "SHUT UP!" And when they're all, "Good luck, Moosia," (or whatever her name was), she was like, "I'm gonna get him cuz I'm so geh-tto." AAAAAAAAAGH!!!
I'm taking a personality test. It is messed up and weird. It'll tell me whether or not I have issues. Gee, it's not like I don't know the answer to that one...
Okay. Apparently I'm histrionic (I need to be the center of attention. Kind of like Sharpay. I knew we had a bond.) and obsessive-compulsive (I need to be perfect). That is so wacked. Cuz yeah, I can kind of identify with these things, but it's not a personality disorder, it's part of my personality. There IS a difference. And I supposedly have OCD, why do I have NO trouble expressing emotion? Or being SOCIAL? And I do NOT wear provocative clothing! Dumb.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest is WAY DUMB.

IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO KNOW THE ENDING, DON'T READ ON.

I mean, JACK DIES. And Elizabeth PRETTY MUCH WANTS JACK. And Will's all jealous, but Elizabeth is going to search for Jack, so he has to go, too. Which is WAY hipocritical of Elizabeth. She makes out with him ONLY to chain him to the boat so he gets eaten by the kraken, then she's like, "I WISH HE WERE HERE!" And she'd told Jack, "I'm not sorry!" Liar. Perverted liar. Dumb dumb dumb. And Jack's old girlfriend, this scary witch lady with bad teeth, dreads, and a smoking issue is all, "BRING HIM BACK! But you'll need a captain who knows those waters..." and out steps Barbossa. Who is alive. And is eating an APPLE. I thought he was DEAD. Dumb. And the monkey's suddenly been uncursed. I don't see how, since the Isla de Muerta was FLOODED or something. And Will wants his Bootstrap daddy, even tho he's scary and has a starfish leg on the side of his face and is doomed to eternity on the ship of Davy Jones, who has a weird accent. "Yew be walking the plank-kuh." Dork.

We got painted bus stops!

This isn't that bad of a color. Sooo...
Car wash today. We got $400 dollars despite the fact that NO CARS CAME. Well, hardly any. Weeee... There was a failed attempt to organize a night at the movies. Ouch.
COLOR CHANGE.
Ew this color stinks.
This looks like the color of spaghettio sauce. I had Spaghettios recently. The kind with hot dogs in it. Yay.
There we go, that looks okay. Not.
Not bad... Okay then.
I have been working pretty much all day. Except for the 3.5 hours I've been at home. But after I woke up, I had to clean the rabbit cage. Raaaabbit. He's evil. He keeps growlin at me. Ew, that sounded like Billy Ray Cyrus. DON'T BREAK MY HEART, MY ACHEY BREAKEY HEART. I think that was him. Something like that. He was also on "Doc". And he had a MULLET.
Yeaya.
Then I had to mulch for like an hour. And I got $5. Yeah, $5 an hour, not awesome, but not bad. Unfortunately, I left that, along with my water bottle, AT THE CHURCH. Darnit. Now someone's gonna steal it. Grrrr...
Then I had to do the car wash for 4 hours. And I held signs too. Um, that's it.

Insomniac pills

I couldn't sleep last night. Maybe it was because of random fantasies that led to hour long debates with...my self. So I ended up falling asleep at like 2:00. AM, folks. And I had my alarm at 8:00 cuz I want to wake up earlier each day to prepare for school, but I slept THROUGH my alarm. AGAIN. :( Something's wrong with me.
Movie night tonight.
I knew it. Plugged in online dissed my "Glory Road". Grrr, sometimes I hate them. They say bad things about EVERY MOVIE and that it's not worth seeing, and it's like, "You're saying the only things we should be watching are 'Pooh's Heffalump Movie' and other G-rated flicks." Not that I wanna be all "rebellious" and watch R for the heck of it. BUT COME ON. I can watch a PG-13 movie, such as "The Village", and not feel like I have SINNED. Grrr, get a grip, Plugged in. OMG. They're favorite sports film is "HOOSIERS". Seriously, at the end of every sports movie review: "THIS FILM AIN'T AS GOOD AS 'HOOSIERS', Y'ALL!" AAAAAGH. Die.
Harvest Moon: still boring. I might be able to play a little Lego Star Wars today, but I doubt I'll beat my remaining 8 levels (Count Dooku, all of Episode III, and the Episode IV preview). Poop.
I just ate a lot of cereal. And it's like 11. Well, it was 11. I think this would be a good time to publish.

Clone Wars

Wow. This is a record for me. 3 posts in one day. Amazing. Flamablamablous. Well, actually, that's not that impressive, BUT STILL. Although after this I shall have to get off and limit my cpu time TOMORROW for I have figured out the TV. Seems there is another remote and you can press L2 to get it all working. Hurray. And for all the normal channels, there's the magic VCR BUTTON! HURRAY! But I dont' know if the Xbox is going to reject everything we feed it. Not hurray.
I have not said topping swank in a long while. Topping swank good form, oppidan scugs.
GOOD FORM, OPPIDANS, GOOD FORM! (bammity bam)
So I had this dream last night that was like kind of Clone Wars meets boot camp meets communism? It was weird, like they were training kids for war games or something, only it was STAR WARS THEMED. So Paul and I were on the same team (I was Padme; wimpy blaster. He was Obi-Wan Episode II; blue lightsaber) and we had to defeat Grevious, Sidious, and Vader at the same time, but Grevious kills Vader and Paul/Obi-Wan's all, "NO!!" Kind of like in "Hook" where he's all, "HOOK, NO!" in green tights. But that was totally unfair because all I did was stand up against the wall with Princess Leia and randomly fire my blaster if I felt like it. I might've picked off Grevious that way. Not sure. But then Anakin/Vader came back magically as a ForceGhost and lightsabered Sidious and it was all good. But then there was this awards ceremony and Johnson was handing out countries and states as awards (like in Matthew Stover's "ROTS": Palpatine: "I will give you a gift as a token of our friendship. Anything you like, name it, it's yours." Anakin: "The Corellian star system." Palpatine: "It's yours." Anyway, enough of that literary quack. Give me Tolkien any day.) and I really wanted Alaska or Alabama (Alabama was my second choice because "Sweet Home Alabama" = coolest song ever.) but Johnson gave me 2 South American countries and I was sad because I led some troops into battle during the Clone Wars, but I only got 2 countries, but Paul got the entire country of France, Alaska, and a medal of Honor. Talk about unfair. Well, that's how I felt in the dream. I was seriously feeling some emotion. I think I was crying pretty hard. But when you think about it, that's not so bad. I mean, I got 2 countries IN SOUTH AMERICA, where there are DINOSAURS STILL LIVING. And sure, Paul got a MOH, but Forrest Gump gave that to Jenny, so hey, what the heck. But I didn't realize that till I woke up.
Darn.

Dance, dance

I've spent most of my day on the computer. Let's see:
1. Blog
2. Play Sims for like 2 hours. Madonna and Troy had another baby. Val Kilmer will be so happy to have a baby sister. It took me forever to make at least 6 friends to get Madonna promoted, but now she's not being promoted because her work status is only "good", not "excellent". Curses. I want her to move up from A B-MOVIE STAR!
3. Tried to figure out the TV my uncle supposedly gave us. I can understand why. We only get channel 3. So far. I couldn't figure it out. So I had to watch "Bride and Prejiduce" on the computer. Not bad. I could click instead of using a tedious remote that DOESN'T WORK sometimes. But Johnny Wickam looked like a fish. I was like, "Why is there a shirtless fish dancing to Ashanti?" Actually, he wasn't shirtless, but his shirt was open. Wide open. And half the time he was hitting on Lalita, he was all :<> That's seriously what he looked like. Or :(l He has an interesting face. And I didn't think Darcy was very attractive either. He was an unattractive stalker.
4. Now here I am blogging AGAIN and reading recent movie reviews on http://www.pluggedinonline.com. GASP. MARCUS YOARS DISSED MY PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN! That's HORRIBLE. *bigger gasp* HE JUST TOLD ME A VERY, VERY IMPORTANT PLOT POINT. Okay, not so important. Jack and Elizabeth kiss, is all. BUT STILL. I would've LIKED to have been SHOCKED by that during the MOVIE. Dork. You are a very evil man. OMG. Listen to what he says:
"Thinking cynically for a moment—hard not to do considering the subject—it's not radical to suggest that the mammoth success of Black Pearl (which made more than $650 million worldwide) and likely similar results for Dead Man's Chest will keep Disney from second-guessing its decision to venture into darker family fare. But money won't be the motivator for families who already squirmed their way through the original's macabre moments and were hoping for a fun reprieve. For them, Dead Man's Chest will be the end of the line, the last breath, the eternal yawn. It'll be ... Davy Jones' locker."
Jerk. He didn't like any of my favorite movies either. He probably thought "Glory Road" was the worst movie ever shown. AWAY WITH YOU.
Matthew Stover isn't a very good author. He did an adaptation of "Revenge of the Sith" and it sucks. Stinks. Whatever. But it does. All the characters are WAY overdramatic (tho some of it was kind of amusing. "WHO IS IT? WHO?" "Annie, my life, my love...I'm pregnant.") and then he keeps switching from third person to first person. ("Anakin knelt to deliver the final blow. This is how it feels to be Anakin Skywalker: etc.") Marcia suggested I do an adaptation that's better. I doubt George Lucas and Lucasfilms would let me after I've dissed his religious chain for such a time. My bad.
I had to take a shower. My hair was like an OIL RIG. Ooh, toasted vanilla and sugar.

Left alone in an art museum

Correction: It's a doll museum. And I wasn't left alone in one. I was just left at home while Marie, Mom, and Grandma went to one. But it wasn't like I wanted to go. I was going to, believe me, because my grandma's like, "You're missing out," but I woke up at 7:45 to my alarm and was like, "7:45? BAH! Suicide!" So I went back to sleep after begging my mom for more rest, and here I am today.
Why is it so amazing that twin foals are being born and both surviving nowadays? Because I've read at least 3 recent news articles and twin foals have been born AND survived. It's like, "Duh, shouldn't the percentage be going UP?" Cuz the mom keeps surviving and the smaller foal keeps surviving and everything's flamablamablous. EVERY TIME. The article I read today about the 24 day old twins was pretty cool, tho, cuz Superman, the younger foal, was only 37 pounds and his brother was like 80. Wow. And now his mom is all, "Oh, my other baby," and actually let him nurse. Coolies.
My hair feels DISGUSTING. Maybe because I haven't been brushing it as much. :(
I really want to watch "Bride and Prejiduce". Maybe after this post. Oh, and I have to add that movie to my profile. But I have the "No life without wife" song running continually through my flippin head.
Why is Filipino spelled F-I-L-I-P-I-N-O and not with a PH and 2 L's? Weirded out.
I only have 7 more levels in Lego Star Wars, then it's a mad quest for all the minikits. But I don't really want to play today. Maybe tomorrow. I'm going to TRY to find "Legacy", and if that doesn't work, I'll either play Sims or Horse Illustrated or maybe install Barbie Pet Rescue. Oh boy, that sounds exciting. *sigh* I've had all these computer games since I was like 9. Except for Sims. And some of these I've had since Japan. And that was a LONG time ago.
Expansion pack looking very good. My money bar is going up...

Happy 4th...5th, I meant 5th...

My favorite part of 4th of July, sitting among food-stained plastic chairs, used Roman Candles, and remains of Pop its, is to think about how wonderful my country is and how blessed I am to live in it.
Actually, that's not my favorite part at all.
I usually like the dessert table best.
But yeah.
Just something we kind of take for granted.
Ew, I only took of my jacket for a short period of time yesterday and I have this HUGE bite on my arm and it's all swollen. AND I have a bite on my finger. Yes. My finger. What's with these mosquitoes, it's like they go, "HEY THAT PERSON'S ALLERGIC TO BUG BITES! LET'S BITE HER!" I'm like that dog Pele in the game "Vet Emergency 2" for PC. I haven't played that in a while.
Now I remember why.
It's LAME.
Bible study tonight.
OMG I restarted my Lego Star Wars game (which I immediately regretted, since I didn't have General Grevious, Princess Leia, or all the minikits.) and beat 5 levels of Episode 1 in like an hour. It was pretty amazing. So today I will try to beat "Darth Maul" and a good portion of "Attack of the Clones".
Still don't know what to do with the dumb leather notebook.
Am reading Artemis Fowl. Is pretty okay.
Except for the fact that Eoin Colfer IS DUMB.
There. I said it.

The Notebook

So Marie got me this Indian purse and a really nice leatherbound notebook. It's like...pretty much the world's awesomest relic. But it's kind of like, what the heck do I write in it? Cuz I'm not exactly into expressing my feelings anymore: I have a blog, after all. And if I did write anything (as in the next great American novel), would "LOTR vs. Star Wars" really cut it? Actually, that wouldn't even work, because J. R. R. Tolkien be dead. And George Lucas would want me to be openly religious with him. "COOL I should add that to my religion chain! I am now BhuddistHinduTaoistShintoMuslimetc.Christian!" So I couldn't have them write it TOGETHER. And the Star Wars folks would probably win. Except if Gandalf got ticked. Then he'd be all, "OCT VETH BORDAK STIRA," (that was totally a chant from "Willow") and kill them, but the Jedi are peaceful and shouldn't be fighting anyway, so it would be the LOTRses that would've started the war. :(
I GOT NEW JEANS! TWO PAIRS OF THEM! But I got a new shirt and decided to wear it today. Conclusion: too tight. Well, Marie liked it, but Mom didn't, so we exchanged it for a regular old T-shirt. It is black. I now have 3 black T-shirts. If I'm not careful, I might go goth. Not likely, I don't like baggy pants, tho I would like to dye my hair black. Or purple. And I'd like some LEATHER PANTS. Weee...
"Harvest Moon" is boring, so I be taking a break. To think I have never and will never beat this game. It just stops moving after a while. I mean, 1st chapter objective: GET MARRIED. 2nd chapter objective: ....don't worry be happy? So if I go to a Harvest Moon convention, I'm doomed. "OMG I LOVE THAT GAME!" "Me too, how many times have YOU beat it?" "Um...0?" Sorry, my bad.
I usually like this Black Lake T-shirt, but not with this jeans. It's a man's T-shirt. And the man who wore this wasn't exactly...curvy. He was very square. Hold on...the man that wore this was my brother. Ew.

I wanna be Made

I went to Kaitlyn's yesterday and we watched a lot of TV. I think we saw every episode of "Made" ever...made. Lol. Not. But seriously, there was this one where a girl with the hair loss disease wanted to be a dancer because she had low self esteem and no friends (that were popular). Her freestyle was pretty much worse than mine. And that's saying quite a bit. When we couldn't take a preppy white girl trying to rap about watermelon, we went outside and talked to her neighbor Oscar through his window for a long time before he went to bed. Dude, he was like 2 and he was pretty much really hilarious, the next Bill Cosby. What other 2-year-old can do the robot, fall off the windowsill on purpose, and laugh for no reason and make it FUNNY? Then we were both reminded of the Bill Cosby thing where he was all, "HAHAHAHAHA *trying to regain composure* and then he put...he put HAHAHA...put some meat on the grill, and I was like, 'Oh wow,'." It was funnier when you saw it. Or acted it out. But if you acted it out, people would think you were on LSD or having a seizure. Oh yeah, we also watched "Drug Years" and got high just watching it. It was really dumb cuz it said everyone in the 60's did drugs, even Coltrane and Jimi Hendrix. :( I thought they were actually good. But it was kind of funny when Bob Dylan thought there was a line in a Beatles song about getting high.
I love "Sky High". I have lost track of how many times I've seen it. And I still think Speed's "Rockers" shirt is pretty much amazing.

Alvin and the long-necked chipmunks

We watched a pretty amazing movie last night on dinosaurs, proving dinosaurs are still around. There are some in Africa that live in the rivers and eat plants. And fire-breathing dragons (leviathon), dinosaurs in general (called dragons; the word dinosaur wasn't invented till the 19th century), and brachiosaurs (behemoth) are mentioned in the Bible. It was pretty amazing. See Job 40 and 41:1.
If your manipulative best friend forced you to steal a bridle and capture an insane wild horse, WOULD YOU DO IT? I hope not.
On Africa: I would like to go, even tho there are 1000 mosquitoes per minute attacking your face. I would like to see Alvin, my pal-o dinosaur. Except he'll have to buy his own plane ticket.
Aaaaaah, pterodactyls in SOUTH AMERICA!!!!!