It's true. Anyways...
School was okay. Except for science. We had to observe paramecium under a microscope and I couldn't find any. And Mr. Griffith was making fun of me the whole entire time. "Why is it so hard to find these things?" But I finally found some. But they wouldn't eat the yeast, so they didn't turn blue. :( Then I stole Brianna and Kylee's sample. Well, I didn't, Mr. Griffith did, and I had to use it. But they had like the best sample ever. Awesomeness.
Can I help it if I'm really bad at piccleball? I'm sorry, I play BADMINTON, you know the game with the BIRDIE that's LIGHT and doesn't make loud smacking sounds against your racket. And I can't play with a wiffleball. It's really hard. I'm seriously the worst piccleball player ever. Sam was suffering because of me. I'm sorry.
AAAAAH it was dumb I was walking home and they were cleaning out the gutters or whatever so I had to walk AROUND the construction people and got home like 10 minutes late. And it takes me like 2 minutes to get home. Or 3. NYAAAAH I SHALL KILL YOU.
I haven't worn my cat hat in a while. I don't like to, cuz it looks weird and bumpy, even when I'm wearing it "right". Maybe it's because it's such a light color. I'm ruined. I need a black one. Like that girl I observed on the ferry that one time over to Seattle. I was staring at her cattish hat to see which way was the right way to wear it. I was wearing it wrong. And now it's no longer a cat hat. It's a bump hat. Cuz Nathan did something to it that made it all bumpy-like.
"I was SO disappointed in this scene because I was going to do an interpretive dance about the blue gate." "Was it a jazz dance?" "It was jazzish. Jazzish..."
I feel like a new color of font. How bout this (just choosing random colors)? Ew, no it's like the same color as my glasses. Or not. But I want a different one. One that doesn't refer to this states horrible weather. Whatever. Orange is good.
Soooooooo...(I say that a lot now...for some...odd...reason...) I picked fleas off my dog. How...fascinating. OOH OOH I MADE UP A WORD TODAY! Melisoflgopalopatedious. I think. I might have forgotten a letter or two. I'll check tomorrow. Proper definition: An action or task so boring or frustrating that it causes the doer to eat poop... I had other stuff in this definition. It was flamablamablous. But I forgot. I'll check tomorrow. I also made chickoelesophagunette. But the definition might offend some people. So it's basically just a feathery chicken shape weapon that emits Shake 'n Bake breading. Yeah. Weeeeee...
Flamablamablous.
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Does it taste like hickory?
Tuesday night: Nothing to do but blog. NOW I think up all my new ideas. Ideaish stuff, at least. Well, "Last Comic Standing" is on. Can't watch it. :( "Shanghai Knights" is on. William can't watch it and he's manning the TV. Nyaah. And now everyone's watching a foreign program. It's weird. I'm being open-minded to other cultures, I swear, I just can't understand the lyrics and I don't like ballads.
Random conversation bits: "Do you like guitars?" "PARTY HATS!" "I was pretty much in love with the Argentinian!" "I bet you were!" "Tickle him!" "It's a girl, actually." "I don't care." "IT'S YOUR SISTER AND I DON'T WANT TO TICKLE HER!" "Never mind." "OWNAGE!" "See, James, you jinx, look what you've done." "*thinking* He looks like a UFO." "Take that face off your nose."
I was doing dumb homework on Africa. Actually, it was a political map of Africa, and I love political maps, but Africa has 53 stinkin countries and I had to fill them all in. Not from memory, tho. And I have to memorize the name and location of 18 countries: Botswana, Rwanda, Djibouti, Kenya...there were more, I haven't memorized them yet.
DUMB DUMB DUMB I have to play piano in the service on Sunday and I DON'T WANT TO! Sure, I get to use my music and everything, but I don't like playing in front of other people. It's dumb and my piano teacher makes me wear skirts. So for the recital I have to wear a skirt, but for Sunday I'm going to wear jeans. BAGGY jeans. Darn. I don't have any baggy jeans. *stops random gangsta on street* May I borrow your jeans? Oh...they're not very baggy. Gangsta: You know what, you're stereotypical and if I had a mic I'd BATTLE YOU! Me: ooooh I'm scared. *Dave Chappelle comes* Dave: Pity the fool, you have to battle me. Me: OH NO, A HILARIOUS COMEDIAN WHO'S JOKES I SHOULDN'T BE HEARING!!!! AAAAAAAAH!
I'd like a puppy. Or just a bunch of dogs so Oggy wouldn't be lonely. Actually, he'd just fight all of them like he did Howard... *eyes glaze over* Howard... *sniff* But I do want some dogs. Like a Cocker Spaniel...and a Pug...and two Dachsunds (or Dacshunds? Whatever)...a Maltese...and a Jack Russell Terrier (they own Parson Russells). We're good. I would like a big dog or two, but child actors have made Golden Retrievers a stereotype. *chooses* GREAT DANE! No, NEWFIE! Or something really big... *looks around* I WANT THAT IRISH WOLFHOUND!!!! Whoa...IT'S BIGGER THAN ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs away*
Random conversation bits: "Do you like guitars?" "PARTY HATS!" "I was pretty much in love with the Argentinian!" "I bet you were!" "Tickle him!" "It's a girl, actually." "I don't care." "IT'S YOUR SISTER AND I DON'T WANT TO TICKLE HER!" "Never mind." "OWNAGE!" "See, James, you jinx, look what you've done." "*thinking* He looks like a UFO." "Take that face off your nose."
I was doing dumb homework on Africa. Actually, it was a political map of Africa, and I love political maps, but Africa has 53 stinkin countries and I had to fill them all in. Not from memory, tho. And I have to memorize the name and location of 18 countries: Botswana, Rwanda, Djibouti, Kenya...there were more, I haven't memorized them yet.
DUMB DUMB DUMB I have to play piano in the service on Sunday and I DON'T WANT TO! Sure, I get to use my music and everything, but I don't like playing in front of other people. It's dumb and my piano teacher makes me wear skirts. So for the recital I have to wear a skirt, but for Sunday I'm going to wear jeans. BAGGY jeans. Darn. I don't have any baggy jeans. *stops random gangsta on street* May I borrow your jeans? Oh...they're not very baggy. Gangsta: You know what, you're stereotypical and if I had a mic I'd BATTLE YOU! Me: ooooh I'm scared. *Dave Chappelle comes* Dave: Pity the fool, you have to battle me. Me: OH NO, A HILARIOUS COMEDIAN WHO'S JOKES I SHOULDN'T BE HEARING!!!! AAAAAAAAH!
I'd like a puppy. Or just a bunch of dogs so Oggy wouldn't be lonely. Actually, he'd just fight all of them like he did Howard... *eyes glaze over* Howard... *sniff* But I do want some dogs. Like a Cocker Spaniel...and a Pug...and two Dachsunds (or Dacshunds? Whatever)...a Maltese...and a Jack Russell Terrier (they own Parson Russells). We're good. I would like a big dog or two, but child actors have made Golden Retrievers a stereotype. *chooses* GREAT DANE! No, NEWFIE! Or something really big... *looks around* I WANT THAT IRISH WOLFHOUND!!!! Whoa...IT'S BIGGER THAN ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs away*
Ugly truths about McDonalds
I can't believe it. My awesome science teacher LIKES Micheal Moore. That's just not cool. Cuz we were talking about "Supersize me" and he was talking about how great and amazing it was and we should watch it, and then described another Moore movie about living on minimum wage. It's like, "I'm sure it would be a great movie if he didn't turn around every 5 seconds to blame it all on Bush." Laaaaaaame...
Soooooooooooooooo...nothing much is going on. Except random stuff. I had a lot of good things before to blog about, I guess, but then my mom took me to the library...and we had to pick up William...then we had to go BACK to the school cuz we might've forgotten Paul (uh, gee, HE'S SICK)...then some little kids make fun of my bad arm (I CAN'T THROW, I play BASKETBALL and ride HORSES! I don't LIKE fastpitch!)...THEN we go home THE LONG WAY. Nyaaaaaah...
I kind of got way off topic in LAR today, but it was fun. "Magic is often used in fantasy novels. Harry Potter uses magic. Harry Potter is a hottie. Actually, he WAS hottie, but then he got girl hair. He should wear a dress because he looks like a girl."
And about fantasy: WHAT'S UP WITH THIS? I'm at the library, looking for my favorite genre, and all the fantasy they have is like A: There is no God and we are the gods saving us all from demons and whatnot. B: Not really "fantasy" but modern-day books about Wiccans under pressure fighting back with MAGIC. C: Infused with politics and world issues. D: Already been read by me...multiple times (um...Harry Potter? Getting old). In fact, the majority of books at my library aren't fantasy, but "LET'S GET READY FOR PROM! Aw crud, prom not a fairy tale! Oh well! Premarital sex and relationships RULE!" kinda story lines. The last part is very prominent. Well, relationships, but not excluding premarital sex.
Okay, so I go from nothing to write to random rambling about stupid libraries. And Harry Potter. I need a Twinkie. Or...I'LL BAKE A DEVIL'S FOOD CAKE! YESSSSSSS!!!!
Soooooooooooooooo...nothing much is going on. Except random stuff. I had a lot of good things before to blog about, I guess, but then my mom took me to the library...and we had to pick up William...then we had to go BACK to the school cuz we might've forgotten Paul (uh, gee, HE'S SICK)...then some little kids make fun of my bad arm (I CAN'T THROW, I play BASKETBALL and ride HORSES! I don't LIKE fastpitch!)...THEN we go home THE LONG WAY. Nyaaaaaah...
I kind of got way off topic in LAR today, but it was fun. "Magic is often used in fantasy novels. Harry Potter uses magic. Harry Potter is a hottie. Actually, he WAS hottie, but then he got girl hair. He should wear a dress because he looks like a girl."
And about fantasy: WHAT'S UP WITH THIS? I'm at the library, looking for my favorite genre, and all the fantasy they have is like A: There is no God and we are the gods saving us all from demons and whatnot. B: Not really "fantasy" but modern-day books about Wiccans under pressure fighting back with MAGIC. C: Infused with politics and world issues. D: Already been read by me...multiple times (um...Harry Potter? Getting old). In fact, the majority of books at my library aren't fantasy, but "LET'S GET READY FOR PROM! Aw crud, prom not a fairy tale! Oh well! Premarital sex and relationships RULE!" kinda story lines. The last part is very prominent. Well, relationships, but not excluding premarital sex.
Okay, so I go from nothing to write to random rambling about stupid libraries. And Harry Potter. I need a Twinkie. Or...I'LL BAKE A DEVIL'S FOOD CAKE! YESSSSSSS!!!!
Sunday, May 28, 2006
"Is she on holiday?"
Yesterday we went up to the beach to spend time with my grandparents and help out, but a bunch of my other relatives ended up coming. Emily brought cheesecake and I was like, ":O" so I was going to eat like three pieces but my mom was like, "No, you already had two pieces of cake." My bad. And then we kept feeding Lachlan, BUT HE NEVER STOPPED BEING HUNGRY!!! He's like A BOTTOMLESS PIT!!!! And we foolishly asked him to make an animal noise while eating. PFFFFFFFT! All the lemon cake in his mouth goes across the table. Ew.
Omg, we had a "Neverending Story" marathon, but ended up skipping 2 and going right to 3, because 2 is lame. Well, 3 is even lamer. It's not even WORTHY of "Neverending Storydom". It doesn't even make sense. But Jack Black is in it. He's pretty hot in that movie. Lol. Not. But at the end he turns into a nerd and wears BIG GLASSES AND A SUIT!!! Spare me. The ending was THE LAMEST ENDING I HAVE EVER SEEN. So Bastian and his stepsister are all walking down the hallway, then they jump up in the air and high five. Then it pauses and that's the end. LAAAAAAAAME! I forgot how cheesy 1 was, but I still like it. Except for Atreyu's on again/off again British accent. "NOO!!!! AAAHTEX! STUPID HORSE!" It was like the mom on "The Waltons"...only she kept forgetting to say "suppa" instead of "supper" or something! TALK ABOUT WEIRD! And Atreyu greatly resemble the mom on "The Waltons". He looked like a girl, at least. A LOT like a girl. So much so that Nathan and I were all, "Stop hitting on my girlfriend!" "She's MY girlfriend!" Yeah.
So today (we stayed over night) we just slept in, watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" and sat around being bored and eating leftovers. Pancakes are good. Yesssss...
Riki's party is tonight. After youth group. Speaking of which, I have to go like right now.
Omg, we had a "Neverending Story" marathon, but ended up skipping 2 and going right to 3, because 2 is lame. Well, 3 is even lamer. It's not even WORTHY of "Neverending Storydom". It doesn't even make sense. But Jack Black is in it. He's pretty hot in that movie. Lol. Not. But at the end he turns into a nerd and wears BIG GLASSES AND A SUIT!!! Spare me. The ending was THE LAMEST ENDING I HAVE EVER SEEN. So Bastian and his stepsister are all walking down the hallway, then they jump up in the air and high five. Then it pauses and that's the end. LAAAAAAAAME! I forgot how cheesy 1 was, but I still like it. Except for Atreyu's on again/off again British accent. "NOO!!!! AAAHTEX! STUPID HORSE!" It was like the mom on "The Waltons"...only she kept forgetting to say "suppa" instead of "supper" or something! TALK ABOUT WEIRD! And Atreyu greatly resemble the mom on "The Waltons". He looked like a girl, at least. A LOT like a girl. So much so that Nathan and I were all, "Stop hitting on my girlfriend!" "She's MY girlfriend!" Yeah.
So today (we stayed over night) we just slept in, watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" and sat around being bored and eating leftovers. Pancakes are good. Yesssss...
Riki's party is tonight. After youth group. Speaking of which, I have to go like right now.
Friday, May 26, 2006
Oh, we're gonna dance all night, dance all night to this DJ
Interesting Friday. In short:
Donovan no longer has any hair. It's just "fuzzy".
Toni and I are doing our Dog project. We keep coming across picture's of a dachsund's nose (don't ask).
We spent the whole science period talking about viruses. My braces HURT.
I couldn't exactly eat lunch because of the INSANE PAIN so I just had Cheetos. (I had to suck on them. How sad is THAT?) And I can't take these things off thanks to the astronaut glue they put on my teeth. Whee, I'm SOOO grateful. Not.
Surprising: I can still play trombone. Maybe it's because I only got the top set. But playing high notes is really hard. Well, not hard, but during Showcase in the library, I had to play high and trombone sounded all fuzzy and vibrato. Yeah. Like Carmen off of American Idol: Season 2.
I'd really like a Coke right now. Especially now that I can't have it. Oh the unfairness of it all. And I know I'm complaining, but there's not much else to do around here. Someone threw away the Classifieds and my mom still has my sudoku book: hence, no sudoku. AIM is lame because the same 2 people are on whenever I get on and it's like..."Why?" No good sites, I don't think. However, there is...KIDDONET.COM, THE FUN SAFE WAY FOR KIDS TO HAVE FUN or whatever. More like the safe, lame way for kids to get bored. I used to go on like every day in 4th grade. Fastforward three years. *VCR sounds* Golly gee, I'm so bored. No good sites, eh? (Oh snap. I believe I just pressed the Fast forward CANADA button. Oops. I am not insane.)
Donovan no longer has any hair. It's just "fuzzy".
Toni and I are doing our Dog project. We keep coming across picture's of a dachsund's nose (don't ask).
We spent the whole science period talking about viruses. My braces HURT.
I couldn't exactly eat lunch because of the INSANE PAIN so I just had Cheetos. (I had to suck on them. How sad is THAT?) And I can't take these things off thanks to the astronaut glue they put on my teeth. Whee, I'm SOOO grateful. Not.
Surprising: I can still play trombone. Maybe it's because I only got the top set. But playing high notes is really hard. Well, not hard, but during Showcase in the library, I had to play high and trombone sounded all fuzzy and vibrato. Yeah. Like Carmen off of American Idol: Season 2.
I'd really like a Coke right now. Especially now that I can't have it. Oh the unfairness of it all. And I know I'm complaining, but there's not much else to do around here. Someone threw away the Classifieds and my mom still has my sudoku book: hence, no sudoku. AIM is lame because the same 2 people are on whenever I get on and it's like..."Why?" No good sites, I don't think. However, there is...KIDDONET.COM, THE FUN SAFE WAY FOR KIDS TO HAVE FUN or whatever. More like the safe, lame way for kids to get bored. I used to go on like every day in 4th grade. Fastforward three years. *VCR sounds* Golly gee, I'm so bored. No good sites, eh? (Oh snap. I believe I just pressed the Fast forward CANADA button. Oops. I am not insane.)
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Bop to the Top
I GOT HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL I GOT HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL I GOT HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL I GOT HIGH SCH...yeah. Actually, I've watched it twice since I got it and now I'm good for a while. It gets a little tiring. But I was RIGHT! "I can't take my eyes of you" isn't even IN the movie. Try LAME.
:# Who got braces? ME!!!! They're bright green and all crooked. :( It's pretty embarassing. They're not as bad as I thought they'd be. Just annoying. And they don't hurt. I just can't have diet. EVEN diet soda. HOW LAME IS THAT????? But I had a nice hygenist today who felt my pain (she still had braces). But I still want some gum. Or taffy. But Mom let me have ice cream. So we're good.
Aaaaah Tuesday was DUMB cuz I had to wait in the doctor's office for three hours while getting a scoliosis thing done and X-rays and all that and, in the end, I am not the LEAST bit improved. Except for my posture. It's better now.
Colton was singing "My heart will go on" today and I was like, "NO STOP BAD!!!!" But he kept singing it. And Toni and I are doing a report on dogs. Carver was doing a report on sharks, but there were some REALLY bad pictures in that book. I mean, come on, "MATING SHARKS"? "This is a picture of a male and a female-" "YEAH, OKAY, I GET IT!!!!"
Wedgiedom doesn't look too bad. But I just don't want to turn into one of those never shut up wedgies. If anyone I know makes a "you already have" comment, shove it.
GOT TAYLOR!! GO TAYLOR!!! YEAYA KATHARINE GOT OWNED!!! WHO'S THE SUCKA NOW??????? And we were all busy making fun of her mom's dress last night. "*gasp* GRANDMA!!!!" But I thought Chris should've won. Or Elliot. But Taylor rocks. He was definitely my 3rd choice. And Randy was right, it was a guy this year. Someone's psychic. I dunno, I kinda enjoyed the Prince performance. Okay, I REALLY enjoyed the Prince performance cuz I like Prince. No, not like that. But we were surprised by the endless skills of his backup dancers. "They can sing, too?"
:# Who got braces? ME!!!! They're bright green and all crooked. :( It's pretty embarassing. They're not as bad as I thought they'd be. Just annoying. And they don't hurt. I just can't have diet. EVEN diet soda. HOW LAME IS THAT????? But I had a nice hygenist today who felt my pain (she still had braces). But I still want some gum. Or taffy. But Mom let me have ice cream. So we're good.
Aaaaah Tuesday was DUMB cuz I had to wait in the doctor's office for three hours while getting a scoliosis thing done and X-rays and all that and, in the end, I am not the LEAST bit improved. Except for my posture. It's better now.
Colton was singing "My heart will go on" today and I was like, "NO STOP BAD!!!!" But he kept singing it. And Toni and I are doing a report on dogs. Carver was doing a report on sharks, but there were some REALLY bad pictures in that book. I mean, come on, "MATING SHARKS"? "This is a picture of a male and a female-" "YEAH, OKAY, I GET IT!!!!"
Wedgiedom doesn't look too bad. But I just don't want to turn into one of those never shut up wedgies. If anyone I know makes a "you already have" comment, shove it.
GOT TAYLOR!! GO TAYLOR!!! YEAYA KATHARINE GOT OWNED!!! WHO'S THE SUCKA NOW??????? And we were all busy making fun of her mom's dress last night. "*gasp* GRANDMA!!!!" But I thought Chris should've won. Or Elliot. But Taylor rocks. He was definitely my 3rd choice. And Randy was right, it was a guy this year. Someone's psychic. I dunno, I kinda enjoyed the Prince performance. Okay, I REALLY enjoyed the Prince performance cuz I like Prince. No, not like that. But we were surprised by the endless skills of his backup dancers. "They can sing, too?"
Monday, May 22, 2006
Down with the King [County]
I'm sitting down, JUST ABOUT TO BLOG, when dingalingaling... "Lauren, the dog woke up!" AAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE THAT!!!!!
I walked into school today and everyone commented on my lovely red face, slightly tanned arms, and cigaretty voice (NO, I do not smoke), courtesies of BIG SPLASH!!!!!
Big Splash, unlike last year, WAS SUPER AWESOME!!!!!! Except for the part that I forgot to sunscreen my back and face and got MAJOR BURNS. Oh yeah, on my feet, too. But it was fun. I got to eat ice cream for dinner (their pizza still tastes like...)(btw what was up with the tasteless watery Coke?), go on every ride multiple times (such as the Timberhawk), and party on the water slides and stuff. (well, not party, but sure, I am so addicted to their water slides. Especially the intertube kind. Yellow slide OWNS.)
The concert wasn't too bad. DJ Maj was okay (my dad kept calling him DJ Mac when I told him about the concert, then was weirded out when I told him it was M-A-J. "That makes no sense." Whereas DJ Mac makes A LITTLE sense, it's either a name, or he worked with Tobymac, which he did, on Diverse City.) and Superchick was lame, but in a nice way (that's putting it lightly. They were kinda boring. And I didn't like Trisha's hair. But Melissa the guitarist was cool. And Melissa ((as in NOT the guitarist, btw)), who I was sitting with, was all, "Her name's Melissa!!!!!!!") But TFK and Hawk Nelson...well, let's see...PRETTY MUCH ROCK!!!!!!! No pun intended. JASON DUNNE HAS A FAUX HAWK AGAIN YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M SO HAPPY!!!!! Better than his weird girl haircut. And he was wearing HIGH TOPS!!!! HA! HAHAHA!!! Low top wearers are SUCKAS!!!! Well, that includes like all of my friends, so I take that back. But still, HIGH TOPS ARE WAY FLIPPIN BETTER!!!! But Daniel Biro grew like this combination of mullet and Brit rock hair. :( It was sad. And he reminded me of this guy I saw at a Kutless concert leading a worship band last summer. Ironically, THAT guy looked just like Billy Boyd. Daniel DOES kind of have hobbitish hair... Even tho Billy Boyd's hair is like way short. So I didn't know any TFK songs except "Rawkfist" and two others, but it was a cool concert, even tho I couldn't do anything cuz everytime I moved, I'd slide down the stupid hill. Grrrrrrr curse you...
Colton had magnetic balls today. But he wouldn't let me play with them. (for all you sick minded, no I don't mean it like THAT) Then Tori stole all of them. Or at least most of them. And then I had to put the Bazooka Bubble Gum book cover back on Colton's book. But the bell rang. So Toni just slammed the book shut and threw it on the cart. "Close enough."
Mr. Griffith called me 4-eyes subtlely. Being insulted subtlely isn't exactly awesome. "And this alien is you. *points to many eyed Dipteron googalophicus or something*" Nyaaaaah...
AAAAAH in PE we did a 12 minute run for the first time in like 4 months or whatever. I got 16. Better than last time. :) But I still hate those runs. And Mr. Eathorne was putting us down, but he's a gym teacher and he gets away with it because all inspirational coaches taught "tough love". This is PE. Not "Coach Carter". Stop yelling at me to run while you're walking.
I walked into school today and everyone commented on my lovely red face, slightly tanned arms, and cigaretty voice (NO, I do not smoke), courtesies of BIG SPLASH!!!!!
Big Splash, unlike last year, WAS SUPER AWESOME!!!!!! Except for the part that I forgot to sunscreen my back and face and got MAJOR BURNS. Oh yeah, on my feet, too. But it was fun. I got to eat ice cream for dinner (their pizza still tastes like...)(btw what was up with the tasteless watery Coke?), go on every ride multiple times (such as the Timberhawk), and party on the water slides and stuff. (well, not party, but sure, I am so addicted to their water slides. Especially the intertube kind. Yellow slide OWNS.)
The concert wasn't too bad. DJ Maj was okay (my dad kept calling him DJ Mac when I told him about the concert, then was weirded out when I told him it was M-A-J. "That makes no sense." Whereas DJ Mac makes A LITTLE sense, it's either a name, or he worked with Tobymac, which he did, on Diverse City.) and Superchick was lame, but in a nice way (that's putting it lightly. They were kinda boring. And I didn't like Trisha's hair. But Melissa the guitarist was cool. And Melissa ((as in NOT the guitarist, btw)), who I was sitting with, was all, "Her name's Melissa!!!!!!!") But TFK and Hawk Nelson...well, let's see...PRETTY MUCH ROCK!!!!!!! No pun intended. JASON DUNNE HAS A FAUX HAWK AGAIN YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M SO HAPPY!!!!! Better than his weird girl haircut. And he was wearing HIGH TOPS!!!! HA! HAHAHA!!! Low top wearers are SUCKAS!!!! Well, that includes like all of my friends, so I take that back. But still, HIGH TOPS ARE WAY FLIPPIN BETTER!!!! But Daniel Biro grew like this combination of mullet and Brit rock hair. :( It was sad. And he reminded me of this guy I saw at a Kutless concert leading a worship band last summer. Ironically, THAT guy looked just like Billy Boyd. Daniel DOES kind of have hobbitish hair... Even tho Billy Boyd's hair is like way short. So I didn't know any TFK songs except "Rawkfist" and two others, but it was a cool concert, even tho I couldn't do anything cuz everytime I moved, I'd slide down the stupid hill. Grrrrrrr curse you...
Colton had magnetic balls today. But he wouldn't let me play with them. (for all you sick minded, no I don't mean it like THAT) Then Tori stole all of them. Or at least most of them. And then I had to put the Bazooka Bubble Gum book cover back on Colton's book. But the bell rang. So Toni just slammed the book shut and threw it on the cart. "Close enough."
Mr. Griffith called me 4-eyes subtlely. Being insulted subtlely isn't exactly awesome. "And this alien is you. *points to many eyed Dipteron googalophicus or something*" Nyaaaaah...
AAAAAH in PE we did a 12 minute run for the first time in like 4 months or whatever. I got 16. Better than last time. :) But I still hate those runs. And Mr. Eathorne was putting us down, but he's a gym teacher and he gets away with it because all inspirational coaches taught "tough love". This is PE. Not "Coach Carter". Stop yelling at me to run while you're walking.
Friday, May 19, 2006
The Da Vinci Crud
I don't care how awesome my day was, or wasn't, I just really want to say something.
HELLO RON HOWARD!!!!!! WHAT IS YOUR FLIPPIN PROBLEM???????
All I keep hearing is "The Da Vinci Code", "The Da Vinci Code", and how great it is. "Access Hollywood" was like, "Well, of course the Catholic church was offended," but they totally wrote that off as an overreaction. No, silly, an overreaction would be me cutting off Tom Hanks' head and waving it around the Louvre. But NONE OF US CHRISTIANS ARE DOING THAT!!!!! Tho maybe we should... SERIOUSLY!!! In A&E today, they were like, "'The Da Vinci Code' gives us something spiritual to look into. For those who are spiritually hungry, this is the greatest gift ever," and other crap. WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM??????????????????????? THE HIGH POINT OF THIS BOOK IS THAT JESUS LOVED WOMEN????? Gee, took you a while. Actually, the whole truth is: Jesus loves EVERYONE. Not in the sexual/marriage/monogamous sense, but like familial love, ONLY DEEPER THAN EARTHLY FAMILIAL LOVE. Dan Brown used NO historical evidence in his book, yet everything he says is being presented as fact. Like the whole evolution theory that we're being taught at school. There is no EVIDENCE, it is a scientific THEORY that has NOT YET BEEN PROVED, yet it is being presented as FACT. "Gee, were you THERE 6,000,000 years ago, Mrs. Snickers, even tho that seems possible..." If you want your "spiritual hunger" craved, READ THE BIBLE!!!! Sure, everyone turns to other religions like Bhuddism and Hinduism and Wicca, but when it comes to the end, they have to consider where they're going. Yeah, I can't prove Jesus is God and that Heaven is real, but that's why it's called faith. I believe in Jesus because I know he's real. And I'm not decidedly mental. You don't HAVE to be decidedly mental to believe that. Although, there is one scientific method we could try... A non-Christian and a Christian wait till they die, see where they go when they're dead, and then come back and tell everyone. It could happen. Maybe... Okay, not the coming back part, but then they'll know whether they're right or wrong.
So today...(oh boy, it's going to be hard coming back after that. I'm going to get a heck of a lot of comments) I finally hit Dillon with my trombone. Then I sproinged his hair. Toni and I didn't wave to Matt today cuz his classroom door was closed. Sam's mom made really good Lumpia, and we ate 324 calorie Japanese snacks. Mine was chocolate. Connor rocks cuz he likes strawberry. And I wrote the coolest "Jason's Gold" ending ever. It just had to do with Jamie leaving Jason for Kip Barker, and then Jason gets eaten by polar bears. Actually, it was a lot like the ending to our Lost skit. "Hope the polar bears don't get you!!" "But...polar bears don't live in Alaska." "They do now, sucka."
HELLO RON HOWARD!!!!!! WHAT IS YOUR FLIPPIN PROBLEM???????
All I keep hearing is "The Da Vinci Code", "The Da Vinci Code", and how great it is. "Access Hollywood" was like, "Well, of course the Catholic church was offended," but they totally wrote that off as an overreaction. No, silly, an overreaction would be me cutting off Tom Hanks' head and waving it around the Louvre. But NONE OF US CHRISTIANS ARE DOING THAT!!!!! Tho maybe we should... SERIOUSLY!!! In A&E today, they were like, "'The Da Vinci Code' gives us something spiritual to look into. For those who are spiritually hungry, this is the greatest gift ever," and other crap. WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM??????????????????????? THE HIGH POINT OF THIS BOOK IS THAT JESUS LOVED WOMEN????? Gee, took you a while. Actually, the whole truth is: Jesus loves EVERYONE. Not in the sexual/marriage/monogamous sense, but like familial love, ONLY DEEPER THAN EARTHLY FAMILIAL LOVE. Dan Brown used NO historical evidence in his book, yet everything he says is being presented as fact. Like the whole evolution theory that we're being taught at school. There is no EVIDENCE, it is a scientific THEORY that has NOT YET BEEN PROVED, yet it is being presented as FACT. "Gee, were you THERE 6,000,000 years ago, Mrs. Snickers, even tho that seems possible..." If you want your "spiritual hunger" craved, READ THE BIBLE!!!! Sure, everyone turns to other religions like Bhuddism and Hinduism and Wicca, but when it comes to the end, they have to consider where they're going. Yeah, I can't prove Jesus is God and that Heaven is real, but that's why it's called faith. I believe in Jesus because I know he's real. And I'm not decidedly mental. You don't HAVE to be decidedly mental to believe that. Although, there is one scientific method we could try... A non-Christian and a Christian wait till they die, see where they go when they're dead, and then come back and tell everyone. It could happen. Maybe... Okay, not the coming back part, but then they'll know whether they're right or wrong.
So today...(oh boy, it's going to be hard coming back after that. I'm going to get a heck of a lot of comments) I finally hit Dillon with my trombone. Then I sproinged his hair. Toni and I didn't wave to Matt today cuz his classroom door was closed. Sam's mom made really good Lumpia, and we ate 324 calorie Japanese snacks. Mine was chocolate. Connor rocks cuz he likes strawberry. And I wrote the coolest "Jason's Gold" ending ever. It just had to do with Jamie leaving Jason for Kip Barker, and then Jason gets eaten by polar bears. Actually, it was a lot like the ending to our Lost skit. "Hope the polar bears don't get you!!" "But...polar bears don't live in Alaska." "They do now, sucka."
Thursday, May 18, 2006
"Len, you just did a great impression of a clogged artery."
I. Am going. TO DIE!!! Seriously!!! If only I hadn't been so greedy!!!!
So I come home, and I'm hungry, right, cuz I'd kinda skipped breakfast and eaten very little lunch (the tables were covered in ranch dressing. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT??? And I don't like watermelon Gogurt), so I grab a blueberry Poptart and put it in the freezer. While I'm waiting for it to freeze, I forget that I've put it in there after listening to a rousing chorus of "Get'cha Head in the Game" by B5, so I grab a mini serving size bag of Fritos. After eating those, I'm all, "Gee, those were delicious, I should have some more!!" Only instead of Fritos, I pick Lays. Unfortunately, halfway through my second bag of chips, I remember my Poptart and realize the chips I've eaten have 10 grams of fat. Each. And the Poptart has 7 grams, so yeah, my arteries are DOOMED TO DIE!!!!!!!! :*( Why me?
Anyway, on a more positive note, BACK TO SCHOOL TODAY!!!!!! And I only agreed to go because it was a short day, but I have to do tomorrow too. >:P But science was cool, we got to draw. And not scientific stuff. Adrianna's drawing kittens jumping on sleeping bags. I'm drawing a physicist, a forensic scientist, a historian (who once was on Monty Python), and a recently graduated engineer or something like that setting boxes of ginger snaps on fire (the recent graduated is pouring the lighter fluid. All the others are taking DNA samples or reading Einstein's theory of relativity or whatever he's so darn famous for). Seriously, THIS IS FOR A GRADE!!! I love science.
At lunch, we waved at one of the 7th grade science teachers, but he was like, "Aaah, scary," so his wave was very halfhearted. And he's one of the COOL teachers. At least I think so. Even tho he made fun of the shirt I accidentally wore on an assembly day ("Aha, two blues in a sea of reds." And he was wearing GREEN when he said this.)
I've been gone for two days, so I didn't know what in the world demonstrative pronouns were or how to pronounce demonstrative. (it's apparently de-MON-stra-tive. Weird....) But we were naming pronouns and replacing words with pronouns, so I got that somewhat. But just as I'm getting the hang of it, we move on to ADJECTIVES. *sniff* Noooo.... Actually, adjectives are pretty much the best words ever, but yeah, I was getting so attatched to those pronouns...
Aaaah we finished "Jason's Gold" in LA/SS (FINALLY) and I heard the ending was really funny ("HAHAHA SHE GOT ON A BOAT AND LEFT HIM!!!!" Well, I thought it was funny, but a lot of the romance-freaks were like, "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!! IT WAS LOVE, TRUE LOVE!!!"), but now we've started a book called "A Single Shard" or something and it's like, "NOOO NOT ANOTHER HISTORICAL FICTION BLAH." Dumb. But all the guys are like, "it's SOOO good." There must be little to no mention of girls then. Darn.
I LOVE MY HAT I LOVE MY HAT I LOVE MY HAT!!!!!
So I come home, and I'm hungry, right, cuz I'd kinda skipped breakfast and eaten very little lunch (the tables were covered in ranch dressing. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT??? And I don't like watermelon Gogurt), so I grab a blueberry Poptart and put it in the freezer. While I'm waiting for it to freeze, I forget that I've put it in there after listening to a rousing chorus of "Get'cha Head in the Game" by B5, so I grab a mini serving size bag of Fritos. After eating those, I'm all, "Gee, those were delicious, I should have some more!!" Only instead of Fritos, I pick Lays. Unfortunately, halfway through my second bag of chips, I remember my Poptart and realize the chips I've eaten have 10 grams of fat. Each. And the Poptart has 7 grams, so yeah, my arteries are DOOMED TO DIE!!!!!!!! :*( Why me?
Anyway, on a more positive note, BACK TO SCHOOL TODAY!!!!!! And I only agreed to go because it was a short day, but I have to do tomorrow too. >:P But science was cool, we got to draw. And not scientific stuff. Adrianna's drawing kittens jumping on sleeping bags. I'm drawing a physicist, a forensic scientist, a historian (who once was on Monty Python), and a recently graduated engineer or something like that setting boxes of ginger snaps on fire (the recent graduated is pouring the lighter fluid. All the others are taking DNA samples or reading Einstein's theory of relativity or whatever he's so darn famous for). Seriously, THIS IS FOR A GRADE!!! I love science.
At lunch, we waved at one of the 7th grade science teachers, but he was like, "Aaah, scary," so his wave was very halfhearted. And he's one of the COOL teachers. At least I think so. Even tho he made fun of the shirt I accidentally wore on an assembly day ("Aha, two blues in a sea of reds." And he was wearing GREEN when he said this.)
I've been gone for two days, so I didn't know what in the world demonstrative pronouns were or how to pronounce demonstrative. (it's apparently de-MON-stra-tive. Weird....) But we were naming pronouns and replacing words with pronouns, so I got that somewhat. But just as I'm getting the hang of it, we move on to ADJECTIVES. *sniff* Noooo.... Actually, adjectives are pretty much the best words ever, but yeah, I was getting so attatched to those pronouns...
Aaaah we finished "Jason's Gold" in LA/SS (FINALLY) and I heard the ending was really funny ("HAHAHA SHE GOT ON A BOAT AND LEFT HIM!!!!" Well, I thought it was funny, but a lot of the romance-freaks were like, "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!! IT WAS LOVE, TRUE LOVE!!!"), but now we've started a book called "A Single Shard" or something and it's like, "NOOO NOT ANOTHER HISTORICAL FICTION BLAH." Dumb. But all the guys are like, "it's SOOO good." There must be little to no mention of girls then. Darn.
I LOVE MY HAT I LOVE MY HAT I LOVE MY HAT!!!!!
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
King Boris
I love SUBWAY COMMERCIALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That dude on them is so awesome!!!!!!! He's like the reincarnation of Zizou Corder's character King Boris. Only taller. I just saw the newest commercial. "The blonde boy's a loser! And now dinner!"
So here I am, not at school, once again. I'm much improved from yesterday, but I really didn't want to go to school today and I'll probably be completely healed by tomorrow. Also, I had a lovely McDonald's burger. That should fix me right up. Ah, that sounded really dumb.
De ja vu. All over again.
I've pretty much had the rockin awesomest morning ever. First: read reviews of movies I'd heard about/already seen/kinda wanted to see on http://www.pluggedinonline.com. Movies they hated: "The Producers" (understandable), "Rent" (way understandable), "Phantom of the Opera" (WHOA! Big surprise, there.). Movies they sort of liked, but didn't reccomend: "When a Stranger Calls" (wow. Weird.)
Second: Watched a movie of the Bibleman show that my mom got at the library. WOW. How 90's is this? This one kid seriously wore overalls where the bib WENT UP TO HIS NECK!!!! GROSS!!!! And they did all this "nifty" choreography. I was pretty much itching to get up and dance. NOT. Aaaaaaah how scary. But I felt bad because this one kid I THOUGHT was a girl turned out to be a guy with dreads and a spectacular singing voice (I COULDN'T HELP IT!!! I thought MICHEAL TAIT was a girl too when I was 6!!!!!). Oh well. And then BIBLEMAN HAD TO ESCAPE FROM THE EVIL MADAME GLITZ. He ends up doing so, tho, and WITHOUT USING HIS LIGHTSABER (or the Sword of the Spirit, but it is SO a lightsaber) squishes her into the TV. Actually, he doesn't do it, God does. Bibleman justs quotes Scripture.
Third: Watched "The Never Ending Story II: The Next Chapter". I've already seen this once before, but I'd forgotten how dumb it was. I mean, as a four-year-old, I LOVED the first one. Even tho it was scary. And Artex dies. :( But this one was BEYOND LAME. And Bastian suddenly has blonde hair, when in the first one it was CURLY AND BROWN, and then, LO AND BEHOLD, in the third one (which I've yet to see), IT'S BROWN AND CURLY!!! BOOYA!!!! Yeah, and he kills Atreyu. And has a girly scream. And at the end, I was like, "IT'S THE RAPIDS FROM HIS DREAM!!! FANTASY!!!!! NIGHTMARE!!!!!!! WHATEVER!!!!"
Lastly: Watched Ellen's 499th show. Tomorrow's her 500th show. And next Monday Tony's leaving forever. :( NOT TONY NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Carson Daly offered him a DJing job and he was like, "No, sucka." Actually, he said something along the lines of, "There's only one show I'm going to DJ on." Yeah.
So that was it. The blonde boy's still a loser. And not Bastian. I wish I could still write trail journals.
So here I am, not at school, once again. I'm much improved from yesterday, but I really didn't want to go to school today and I'll probably be completely healed by tomorrow. Also, I had a lovely McDonald's burger. That should fix me right up. Ah, that sounded really dumb.
De ja vu. All over again.
I've pretty much had the rockin awesomest morning ever. First: read reviews of movies I'd heard about/already seen/kinda wanted to see on http://www.pluggedinonline.com. Movies they hated: "The Producers" (understandable), "Rent" (way understandable), "Phantom of the Opera" (WHOA! Big surprise, there.). Movies they sort of liked, but didn't reccomend: "When a Stranger Calls" (wow. Weird.)
Second: Watched a movie of the Bibleman show that my mom got at the library. WOW. How 90's is this? This one kid seriously wore overalls where the bib WENT UP TO HIS NECK!!!! GROSS!!!! And they did all this "nifty" choreography. I was pretty much itching to get up and dance. NOT. Aaaaaaah how scary. But I felt bad because this one kid I THOUGHT was a girl turned out to be a guy with dreads and a spectacular singing voice (I COULDN'T HELP IT!!! I thought MICHEAL TAIT was a girl too when I was 6!!!!!). Oh well. And then BIBLEMAN HAD TO ESCAPE FROM THE EVIL MADAME GLITZ. He ends up doing so, tho, and WITHOUT USING HIS LIGHTSABER (or the Sword of the Spirit, but it is SO a lightsaber) squishes her into the TV. Actually, he doesn't do it, God does. Bibleman justs quotes Scripture.
Third: Watched "The Never Ending Story II: The Next Chapter". I've already seen this once before, but I'd forgotten how dumb it was. I mean, as a four-year-old, I LOVED the first one. Even tho it was scary. And Artex dies. :( But this one was BEYOND LAME. And Bastian suddenly has blonde hair, when in the first one it was CURLY AND BROWN, and then, LO AND BEHOLD, in the third one (which I've yet to see), IT'S BROWN AND CURLY!!! BOOYA!!!! Yeah, and he kills Atreyu. And has a girly scream. And at the end, I was like, "IT'S THE RAPIDS FROM HIS DREAM!!! FANTASY!!!!! NIGHTMARE!!!!!!! WHATEVER!!!!"
Lastly: Watched Ellen's 499th show. Tomorrow's her 500th show. And next Monday Tony's leaving forever. :( NOT TONY NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Carson Daly offered him a DJing job and he was like, "No, sucka." Actually, he said something along the lines of, "There's only one show I'm going to DJ on." Yeah.
So that was it. The blonde boy's still a loser. And not Bastian. I wish I could still write trail journals.
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Grasshopper eyeballs
Things that have recently happened in my life in chronological order:
1. I got sick (again. what is up with my immune system? I'M GONNA DIE SOON!!!!! NOOOO!!)
2. I watched 2 episodes of "The Waltons" and "Pirates of the Caribbean" (fell asleep halfway through, tho)
3. Looked at the books Mom got me from the library (including 2 about....*drumroll*...FORENSIC SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She also got "Red Feather Filly", which looks slightly lame.
So that's about it. Besides the fact that I really wanted to watch "Ham on the Street" today, but we don't get the Food channel. I LOVE HAM!!!!! I LOVE THE STREET!!!!! Except for the thing on Stone soup. That was dumb. "IT'S THE CHICKEN LADY!!!!!" "Yeah, I was, um, hungry."
I love my new hat. It is pretty much super awesome. And it's black. And it looks like the hat I saw a New Orleans trombone player wear. I think that was him. Yeah. I love it.
By the way, what's up with my state? Everyone's all, "New OrLEENS." And I'm all, "Um, I pronounce it New Orlins." (duh, I know it's not spelled like that) and they go, "NOO NOO NOO, it's New OrLEENS or N'awlins!!!!!" Wth? THAT'S SO DUMB!!!!!!!!
"...3,000 people? That sounds like quite a party. Why wasn't I invited? And you say, 'Of course you were invited.' Well, it's not really a party..." I love Geico. hehehehe.
I'm contemplating making a motivational CD this summer. Or for summer anyways. But my family refuses to show me the art of burning CDs. However, my dad WAS all, "That's PIRATED." when I showed him my new Fresh Digress CD. "Um, no, it's not pirated, Amber burned it." "HA. Not pirated." Yeah.
1. I got sick (again. what is up with my immune system? I'M GONNA DIE SOON!!!!! NOOOO!!)
2. I watched 2 episodes of "The Waltons" and "Pirates of the Caribbean" (fell asleep halfway through, tho)
3. Looked at the books Mom got me from the library (including 2 about....*drumroll*...FORENSIC SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She also got "Red Feather Filly", which looks slightly lame.
So that's about it. Besides the fact that I really wanted to watch "Ham on the Street" today, but we don't get the Food channel. I LOVE HAM!!!!! I LOVE THE STREET!!!!! Except for the thing on Stone soup. That was dumb. "IT'S THE CHICKEN LADY!!!!!" "Yeah, I was, um, hungry."
I love my new hat. It is pretty much super awesome. And it's black. And it looks like the hat I saw a New Orleans trombone player wear. I think that was him. Yeah. I love it.
By the way, what's up with my state? Everyone's all, "New OrLEENS." And I'm all, "Um, I pronounce it New Orlins." (duh, I know it's not spelled like that) and they go, "NOO NOO NOO, it's New OrLEENS or N'awlins!!!!!" Wth? THAT'S SO DUMB!!!!!!!!
"...3,000 people? That sounds like quite a party. Why wasn't I invited? And you say, 'Of course you were invited.' Well, it's not really a party..." I love Geico. hehehehe.
I'm contemplating making a motivational CD this summer. Or for summer anyways. But my family refuses to show me the art of burning CDs. However, my dad WAS all, "That's PIRATED." when I showed him my new Fresh Digress CD. "Um, no, it's not pirated, Amber burned it." "HA. Not pirated." Yeah.
Monday, May 15, 2006
Haaaaaagen-Daaaaaaaz
So I'm all sitting in the dentist's office reading "People" and there's this picture of a scoop of Haagen-Daaz's new Mayan Chocolate ice cream. Come on, people. MAYAN CHOCOLATE!!! But I told my mom about it and she thought it looked gross. That's what I said when I was about to try my first bite of Mayan Chocolate, and, hello, THAT'S NOT GROSS!!!!
Angelina Jolie is apparently the most beautiful woman in the world, and she has the most beautiful family.
I got SOOO mad yesterday. I tried to install Catz 3 on my cpu, but it's like too old or something, because it kept freezing and when the menu popped up, it wouldn't be fully installed or something. And I compeletely lost Legacy. I'm looking up the possibility of getting one of the Petz 5, but I have no money, and I'm also looking at 3 CDs and "High School Musical", which is coming out really soon.
Nathan's saying to hurry up. So I gotta go. NYAAAAAAAAAH...
Angelina Jolie is apparently the most beautiful woman in the world, and she has the most beautiful family.
I got SOOO mad yesterday. I tried to install Catz 3 on my cpu, but it's like too old or something, because it kept freezing and when the menu popped up, it wouldn't be fully installed or something. And I compeletely lost Legacy. I'm looking up the possibility of getting one of the Petz 5, but I have no money, and I'm also looking at 3 CDs and "High School Musical", which is coming out really soon.
Nathan's saying to hurry up. So I gotta go. NYAAAAAAAAAH...
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Happy Mother's Day
I told my mom to sleep in till 8:40. She almost made it, but then she woke up and begged my dad to let her come out. But it was nice. She even made a cake after we left for church. And she liked her card and flowers. We should've got her chocolates. Then we can force her to share.
THE WANGSTA SHOES ARE FINALLY CLEAN!!!!! They mstill somewhat like horses, but they look okay. Only my dad polished them for me (I cleaned them last night, but he insisted on polishing them) and covered up the blue stitching. So now it says "Converse" in white. On white. A little hard to see.
Soooo that was basically all I wanted to say. I was going to play "Legacy" but I can't find it. :( Worship team today was AWESOME. No youth group, tho. :( Oh well.
THE WANGSTA SHOES ARE FINALLY CLEAN!!!!! They mstill somewhat like horses, but they look okay. Only my dad polished them for me (I cleaned them last night, but he insisted on polishing them) and covered up the blue stitching. So now it says "Converse" in white. On white. A little hard to see.
Soooo that was basically all I wanted to say. I was going to play "Legacy" but I can't find it. :( Worship team today was AWESOME. No youth group, tho. :( Oh well.
Saturday, May 13, 2006
Mugging the Pizza Man, man
That's what I did today at Amber's, along with Emily, the other Emily, Sarah, and Amber. And we had lightsabers. And hats, after I insisted. It's not a raid without hats. We were waiting for...the pizza man. And then he finally came, but he broke the Domino's law and didn't put the little Domino's thing on top of his car, so we didn't know it was him till it was too late. And we chased him and insisted he give us our pizzas. But he didn't and was like, "Whatev." Blaah...
Pretzel Time rocks, but next time I need to ask them not to put any ice in my soda. Cuz that meant I only got half of a small. There was that much ice.
So we went to the mall for a Mother's Day gift for Grandma, but I still had these giftcards that had sat lonely in my mom's purse for many months, so I used those and got an awesome hat and stuff... But we got Grandma something nice. Even tho we didn't get her truffles, like I thought she would like and said so outloud in the Hallmark greeting card store, but everyone just laughed. I'm not a pig, I'm not.
:( Apparently Fall Out Boy isn't the awesome band I'd hoped they would be. They're just a sex-obsessed lame excuse for punk/emo band. And the fact that I heard clearly the lyrics of "Dance, dance" in the Gap didn't help. Nyaaaaaaaaaah...
Pretzel Time rocks, but next time I need to ask them not to put any ice in my soda. Cuz that meant I only got half of a small. There was that much ice.
So we went to the mall for a Mother's Day gift for Grandma, but I still had these giftcards that had sat lonely in my mom's purse for many months, so I used those and got an awesome hat and stuff... But we got Grandma something nice. Even tho we didn't get her truffles, like I thought she would like and said so outloud in the Hallmark greeting card store, but everyone just laughed. I'm not a pig, I'm not.
:( Apparently Fall Out Boy isn't the awesome band I'd hoped they would be. They're just a sex-obsessed lame excuse for punk/emo band. And the fact that I heard clearly the lyrics of "Dance, dance" in the Gap didn't help. Nyaaaaaaaaaah...
M. Night Shyamalamalamalamalamalama...
So we've been wanting to have a 2-movie M. Night Shyamalan marathon all week, and my mom got two of his movies for us to watch. However, instead of "The Village" and "The Mothman Prophecies", she got "Signs" and "Unbreakable" (I WAS RIGHT!! It's NOT R-RATED and it IS M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN!!!! Told you...)
Signs: This was actually a super good movie. Because it was freaky when nothing scary really happened. Like, the Portuguese kids see the alien and it just WALKS PAST. It doesn't pop out from underneath the window box. It doesn't smash through the walls. It just WALKS PAST. That, my friends, is scary. To me, anyways. The end was kind of lame cuz it wasn't that scary, but everything finally made sense, so that was okay. But I thought it was sad when Morgan killed Houdini because he tried to attack Bo.
Unbreakable: This. Is. The. Lamest. Movie. I. Have. Ever. Seen. Seriously. The first scene isn't even ABOUT Bruce Willis' char, it's about Elijah Price and how he was born with broken arms and legs cuz he has the bone shatter disease. And it turns out David Dunn (Bruce Willis) has the same disease, only in a different form so his bones DON'T shatter EVER and he never gets sick, unlike Elijah. But he's SUCH A DORK. David, that is. Because Elijah told him to go where the people are and he gets all these premonitions about them (like a lady steals something from a jewelry store and a girl gets taken advantage of) and he lets these people WALK AWAY. Then he goes to this house that someone broke into and he waits A REALLY LONG TIME before going in, then WALKS AROUND THE HOUSE. And it turns out the parents are dead. OMG, he had a twelve year old son in that movie WHO I WAS PLANNING TO KILL, HE WAS SO ANNOYING. He was like obsessed with his dad and stuff and then threatens to shoot him because he's all, "You're invincible, I swear, it'll just bounce off." And then his mom is like, "NO SHOOTING FRIENDS, JOSEPH!" So Shyamalamalama let me down. I hope his other movies are better.
Signs: This was actually a super good movie. Because it was freaky when nothing scary really happened. Like, the Portuguese kids see the alien and it just WALKS PAST. It doesn't pop out from underneath the window box. It doesn't smash through the walls. It just WALKS PAST. That, my friends, is scary. To me, anyways. The end was kind of lame cuz it wasn't that scary, but everything finally made sense, so that was okay. But I thought it was sad when Morgan killed Houdini because he tried to attack Bo.
Unbreakable: This. Is. The. Lamest. Movie. I. Have. Ever. Seen. Seriously. The first scene isn't even ABOUT Bruce Willis' char, it's about Elijah Price and how he was born with broken arms and legs cuz he has the bone shatter disease. And it turns out David Dunn (Bruce Willis) has the same disease, only in a different form so his bones DON'T shatter EVER and he never gets sick, unlike Elijah. But he's SUCH A DORK. David, that is. Because Elijah told him to go where the people are and he gets all these premonitions about them (like a lady steals something from a jewelry store and a girl gets taken advantage of) and he lets these people WALK AWAY. Then he goes to this house that someone broke into and he waits A REALLY LONG TIME before going in, then WALKS AROUND THE HOUSE. And it turns out the parents are dead. OMG, he had a twelve year old son in that movie WHO I WAS PLANNING TO KILL, HE WAS SO ANNOYING. He was like obsessed with his dad and stuff and then threatens to shoot him because he's all, "You're invincible, I swear, it'll just bounce off." And then his mom is like, "NO SHOOTING FRIENDS, JOSEPH!" So Shyamalamalama let me down. I hope his other movies are better.
Friday, May 12, 2006
Welcome back, Chris Daughtry
I can't believe I've failed to mention this.
It was so shocking, just too sudden...
I couldn't believe it was even happening...
WHY THE HECK DID CHRIS DAUGHTRY GET OUT ON "AMERICAN IDOL"??????????
EVERYONE, including Simon, SAID HE WAS GOING TO WIN IT ALL. Yet he goes home. Why? Because KATHARINE is 1. a girl and 2. one to shake her chest and wear low cut outfits DURING SONGS. Like Paula. Only Paula's gross and old.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M SO MAD AT THEM WHY?????????
However, I did write THE AWESOMEST story ever about Jake and Whitney, and Jake cheats on Whitney and the whole thing is resolved with Nokia picture phones. And Twinkies. And Diet Pepsi giving you cancer. And there's like 6 morals.
Guess what I did in PE? WALK THE TRACK, BABY!!!!!!! Aaaaaah I hate it... But I actually passed Mrs. Hurd, so I get EXTRA CREDIT HEHEHEHE!!!! And I was too lazy to do it again, so I just stayed right in front of her the whole time. And she didn't catch me once. But she made us walk like a mile and a half. In the freezing cold. Brrr.
Okay, how come the 7th grade LA/SS block NEXT to ours got to eat food and watch "THE LION KING", MY FAVORITE MOVIE EVER, while we read about Commodore Perry and his valiant trip to Japan? :( I almost cried. It was really sad. And in study hall, all these kids were offering the teachers cookies, but not the kids, and they were really big and looked pretty awesome, so I screamed after a few freshmen, "Why are you giving them to teachers and not us? Huh? You're mean, I hate you." And Mr. Griffith got mad. And the freshmen were like, "Oh, silly sevvies, you shall never faze us with your incessant shouting. Nevermore, nevermore!!" (it's only because they're watching "Romeo and Juliet" that they sound like that. I could hear "A Time For Us" blasting out of the walls all 1st period")
Gaaaaaah I have a super long word find with 117 words on it that I have to finish by Monday. And it's gonna take me several hours. And Scott was all bragging about how he finished it in one period. Liar. I bet. I'm pretty sure. Yeah.
I would've gotten home pretty early today, thanks to the fact that I grabbed my trombone BEFORE study hall and not after. But I didn't have any keys thanks to Nathan. So Mom's getting us both a bunch of keys. And I have a super awesome keychain/ring thing to go with. :) I also had a scoop of Bunny Tracks ice cream when I got home to ease the pain of the unjustness. Nevermore, nevermore...
It was so shocking, just too sudden...
I couldn't believe it was even happening...
WHY THE HECK DID CHRIS DAUGHTRY GET OUT ON "AMERICAN IDOL"??????????
EVERYONE, including Simon, SAID HE WAS GOING TO WIN IT ALL. Yet he goes home. Why? Because KATHARINE is 1. a girl and 2. one to shake her chest and wear low cut outfits DURING SONGS. Like Paula. Only Paula's gross and old.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M SO MAD AT THEM WHY?????????
However, I did write THE AWESOMEST story ever about Jake and Whitney, and Jake cheats on Whitney and the whole thing is resolved with Nokia picture phones. And Twinkies. And Diet Pepsi giving you cancer. And there's like 6 morals.
Guess what I did in PE? WALK THE TRACK, BABY!!!!!!! Aaaaaah I hate it... But I actually passed Mrs. Hurd, so I get EXTRA CREDIT HEHEHEHE!!!! And I was too lazy to do it again, so I just stayed right in front of her the whole time. And she didn't catch me once. But she made us walk like a mile and a half. In the freezing cold. Brrr.
Okay, how come the 7th grade LA/SS block NEXT to ours got to eat food and watch "THE LION KING", MY FAVORITE MOVIE EVER, while we read about Commodore Perry and his valiant trip to Japan? :( I almost cried. It was really sad. And in study hall, all these kids were offering the teachers cookies, but not the kids, and they were really big and looked pretty awesome, so I screamed after a few freshmen, "Why are you giving them to teachers and not us? Huh? You're mean, I hate you." And Mr. Griffith got mad. And the freshmen were like, "Oh, silly sevvies, you shall never faze us with your incessant shouting. Nevermore, nevermore!!" (it's only because they're watching "Romeo and Juliet" that they sound like that. I could hear "A Time For Us" blasting out of the walls all 1st period")
Gaaaaaah I have a super long word find with 117 words on it that I have to finish by Monday. And it's gonna take me several hours. And Scott was all bragging about how he finished it in one period. Liar. I bet. I'm pretty sure. Yeah.
I would've gotten home pretty early today, thanks to the fact that I grabbed my trombone BEFORE study hall and not after. But I didn't have any keys thanks to Nathan. So Mom's getting us both a bunch of keys. And I have a super awesome keychain/ring thing to go with. :) I also had a scoop of Bunny Tracks ice cream when I got home to ease the pain of the unjustness. Nevermore, nevermore...
Thursday, May 11, 2006
Smooth Reuben
I am now in the making of...making the awesomest baby ever. As in the science thing we have to do. I tried twice AS SOON as I got home from school (but while doing so, knocked over my Coke with a sparkly purple pencil and spilled half of it on an article about white people getting mad over the race of the Viking Queen or whatever), but they're pretty sad. I mean, both Britney and Peter Pan have bushy eyebrows. And Peter Pan's mom was a platinum blonde supermodel. Britney's dad is scary. But they're not awesome. And I had to draw a picture of my "daughter" for science. OMG, she is the SCARIEST thing I've ever seen, cuz Adrianna and I used Gatorade bottles to make the head round...AAAAAAAAAH SCARY MONSTER!! And I did this pretty awesome drawing of our daughter as a baby, but then Mr. Griffith is all, "No, do them as a teenager." NOOOOOOOOO!!! So I do that. Big disaster. She resembles a walking melon. Nathan drew her lips and they make her look a little like...a walking melon... Yeah. But I'm going to create two babies and write a "tragic" story involving them. And one of their mom's is going to be...a platinum blonde supermodel.
I just made brownies with BAKER'S CHOCOLATE!!!! Wow, that sounded...interesting. Like Jamie from "Walk to Remember" interesting/scary. Baker's chocolate is NASTY. It looks good, it smells heavenly, but it tastes like...gross, just lost appetite.
Today we had the world's awesomest band sub. She's actually a music teacher or voice teacher or something, but she's a pretty nifty band teacher.
YAAAAAAAY we got to work in the library for like ALL of 6th period. And since I had nothing to work on, I got to read "Midnight", 1st book in the "Warriors: The New Prophecy" series. Although, that book is REALLY hard to get into. Cuz it's TOTALLY about Bramblepaw, the cat I really wanted to know more about from the first series (even tho NOW he's Brambleclaw), but so much has happened between series and not only is it hard to keep up, nothing interesting is happening. It's just "a day in the life of". So I read Bram Stoker's "Dracula", Usborne version, illustrations and all.
HAHAHA in PE we had this assignment to keep track of what we ate in one day AND I'M ALREADY DONE!!!! I just wrote down all of yesterday's meals. But then Mrs. Hurd made me walk around the gym because I couldn't find anything to do for 20 minutes. I mean, basketball: awesome, but I'm horrible. Hockey: Who really wants to play this with a bunch of 6' 180 lb freshman guys? Not me. Volleyball: HECK NO. So I walked around the gym. I've been doing a lot of that lately. Walking, I mean.
I just made brownies with BAKER'S CHOCOLATE!!!! Wow, that sounded...interesting. Like Jamie from "Walk to Remember" interesting/scary. Baker's chocolate is NASTY. It looks good, it smells heavenly, but it tastes like...gross, just lost appetite.
Today we had the world's awesomest band sub. She's actually a music teacher or voice teacher or something, but she's a pretty nifty band teacher.
YAAAAAAAY we got to work in the library for like ALL of 6th period. And since I had nothing to work on, I got to read "Midnight", 1st book in the "Warriors: The New Prophecy" series. Although, that book is REALLY hard to get into. Cuz it's TOTALLY about Bramblepaw, the cat I really wanted to know more about from the first series (even tho NOW he's Brambleclaw), but so much has happened between series and not only is it hard to keep up, nothing interesting is happening. It's just "a day in the life of". So I read Bram Stoker's "Dracula", Usborne version, illustrations and all.
HAHAHA in PE we had this assignment to keep track of what we ate in one day AND I'M ALREADY DONE!!!! I just wrote down all of yesterday's meals. But then Mrs. Hurd made me walk around the gym because I couldn't find anything to do for 20 minutes. I mean, basketball: awesome, but I'm horrible. Hockey: Who really wants to play this with a bunch of 6' 180 lb freshman guys? Not me. Volleyball: HECK NO. So I walked around the gym. I've been doing a lot of that lately. Walking, I mean.
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Walk the track
PE is so lame. The only options they're giving us are play softball or walk the track. Guess what I've been doing for the past TWO WEEKS? Yep, walking the track. I've gotten better wind and stuff, I guess, but Mrs. Hurd ALMOST caught up to me and I was like, "NYAAAAH!!!" and run away. That's basically what I do. Wait till she catches up and run away, then walk.
OMG I saw the "7th Heaven" series finale on Monday and IT WAS SO DUMB!! Cuz yeah, no one wanted Simon and Rose to get married, but it was so VAGUE. Cuz the whole thing was like Rose cheating on Simon with Umberto (I love that name. If I was taking Spanish, that would so be my name. That or MAHCEL! Marcel. Whatever.) and planning to marry HIM instead, and then all the Camdens were like, "FLASHBACK TIME!!!" And at the end, it turns out Simon and Rose DIDN'T get married, and Ruthie has a Scottish boyfriend who's also a waiter? and carries nail polish remover around? Um...Ruthie?? And EVERYONE who's pregnant is having TWINS!! What is UP WITH THIS???? Matt and his wife: WE'RE HAVING TWIN BOYS!!!!! Lucy and Kevin: Um, SO ARE WE!!!!! Mary's ex: Yeah, we're back together and WE'RE HAVING TWINS!! GIRLS!!! And the mom did this scary thing where she was like, "*gasp* THAT'S AMAZING," in this freaky poltergeist/"Mommy Dearest" voice. It was FREAKY. "Nooooo...wire...HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yay we might possibly have an M. Night Shyamalan marathon sometime this weekend or something. Except I can't see any of his R-rated ones. But I swear I read about this one movie with Samuel L. Jackson in it that SAID IT WAS HIS and now everyone's like, "Noooooo it's not you're craaaaaaaaaazy..."
WE MADE BABIES IN SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was pretty dumb. We had to flip coins and stuff for the traits and Adrianna and I basically cheated the whole time. So I pretty much have all recessive genes on my side. And it's a girl. And Daniel was the mom of his boys. But it was weird, all the girls paired with girls and all the boys paired with boys. There was only ONE hetero couple. But we weren't allowed to say that cuz it made Mr. Griffith mad.
We have the AWESOMEST music now in band. Cuz Mr. Villiers surveyed which pieces we didn't like and we got rid of some, like "FIDDLER ON THE ROOF", thank goodness. And he gave us this Disney piece called "Disney Blockbusters" with THE AWESOMEST Aladdin song of all time: "Friend like me", sung by Robin Williams. I think. Yeah. It's super awesome. I'm lovin it. "Aladdin" was once my favorite Disney movie, even tho I've seen the whole thing like 3 times in my life. Sad. But he has the awesomest insults. "Two faced son of a jackal!!!!!"
Awesome Aladdin insults that I've mad up: see above, stupid son of a camel, slobbering son of a dog, snivelling son of a desert rat, stripy son of a tiger, no good son of a llama, ugly son of a parrot, flexible son of a monkey.
OMG I saw the "7th Heaven" series finale on Monday and IT WAS SO DUMB!! Cuz yeah, no one wanted Simon and Rose to get married, but it was so VAGUE. Cuz the whole thing was like Rose cheating on Simon with Umberto (I love that name. If I was taking Spanish, that would so be my name. That or MAHCEL! Marcel. Whatever.) and planning to marry HIM instead, and then all the Camdens were like, "FLASHBACK TIME!!!" And at the end, it turns out Simon and Rose DIDN'T get married, and Ruthie has a Scottish boyfriend who's also a waiter? and carries nail polish remover around? Um...Ruthie?? And EVERYONE who's pregnant is having TWINS!! What is UP WITH THIS???? Matt and his wife: WE'RE HAVING TWIN BOYS!!!!! Lucy and Kevin: Um, SO ARE WE!!!!! Mary's ex: Yeah, we're back together and WE'RE HAVING TWINS!! GIRLS!!! And the mom did this scary thing where she was like, "*gasp* THAT'S AMAZING," in this freaky poltergeist/"Mommy Dearest" voice. It was FREAKY. "Nooooo...wire...HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yay we might possibly have an M. Night Shyamalan marathon sometime this weekend or something. Except I can't see any of his R-rated ones. But I swear I read about this one movie with Samuel L. Jackson in it that SAID IT WAS HIS and now everyone's like, "Noooooo it's not you're craaaaaaaaaazy..."
WE MADE BABIES IN SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was pretty dumb. We had to flip coins and stuff for the traits and Adrianna and I basically cheated the whole time. So I pretty much have all recessive genes on my side. And it's a girl. And Daniel was the mom of his boys. But it was weird, all the girls paired with girls and all the boys paired with boys. There was only ONE hetero couple. But we weren't allowed to say that cuz it made Mr. Griffith mad.
We have the AWESOMEST music now in band. Cuz Mr. Villiers surveyed which pieces we didn't like and we got rid of some, like "FIDDLER ON THE ROOF", thank goodness. And he gave us this Disney piece called "Disney Blockbusters" with THE AWESOMEST Aladdin song of all time: "Friend like me", sung by Robin Williams. I think. Yeah. It's super awesome. I'm lovin it. "Aladdin" was once my favorite Disney movie, even tho I've seen the whole thing like 3 times in my life. Sad. But he has the awesomest insults. "Two faced son of a jackal!!!!!"
Awesome Aladdin insults that I've mad up: see above, stupid son of a camel, slobbering son of a dog, snivelling son of a desert rat, stripy son of a tiger, no good son of a llama, ugly son of a parrot, flexible son of a monkey.
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Gummy Bunnies!!!
Nathan got some of those for Easter and I ate most of them. They're fake, they're unhealthy, but they're so darn GOOOOD!!!!!
Aaaaaaaagh I was reading "Keeper of the Night" today and that's like the most pointless book I've ever read. It's just the daily life of this girl who's like, "I hate haoles, I don't remember my mom." It's REALLY LONG, too. Actually, it was only like 308 pages, and they were super short, but it felt like forever when I was done. "Party Princess" was okay, but whatever, I still think Mia needs a new boyfriend. Cuz in every book now, it's always, "OMG MY BOYFRIEND SAID SOMETHING AND I THINK IT MEANS SOMETHING ELSE WHAT DO I DO HE'S GOING TO BREAK UP WITH ME AAAAAAH!!!!!" I liked the first three books better. 4 was lame. 5 wasn't too bad. And then came 6, which was SOOO STUPID. And 7 was basically just like 6. Only better. And funnier. But Michael is always saying stuff that gets misunderstood. And then he's all, "How'd you get that, retard?" Um, maybe it's cuz you're so VAGUE. Die. Die. Die.
I've read 9 of the Phantom Stallion books in maybe a month or less. I'm currently taking a break. One, because I have so many books right now (currently 24 checkouts, even tho I'm DONE with 8 of them, so that's only........16 checkouts), two, they're slightly annoying, and three, holds from this series pop up every three days and it has my mom running around trying to keep up with them.
Not cool. William and Paul be dissing on my horses. The ones on "Dynasty Warriors", anyway. And how color signifies rank and stuff. Which I find kind of cool, because I'm down with color coding, but dumb cuz it causes my brothers to be all, "DUMB HORSE, lame-o wrank, haha sucka." Grrrrr... And then Paul was just all, "Oh sure, save the horse." Okay, I KNOW it's a war, BUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH SAVING THE HORSE?????
School: not worth mentioning. Yesterday was better because we had semi awesome subs for periods 1 and 2 and Mr. Jansen came back YAY!!! But today was dumb. And Daniel got really mad at me, so I feel kind of bad about that now. And I KEEP RUNNING INTO DONOVAN. It was cool, tho, cuz we were making bar graphs of like mountains and stuff in the library and Billy was talking about something a teacher wouldn't appreciate (or maybe any adult), and then Mrs. Moon comes over and he didn't see her, so he kept talking, and then he saw me staring at her and shut up. Okay not so funny. But it was at the time.
Aaaaaaaagh I was reading "Keeper of the Night" today and that's like the most pointless book I've ever read. It's just the daily life of this girl who's like, "I hate haoles, I don't remember my mom." It's REALLY LONG, too. Actually, it was only like 308 pages, and they were super short, but it felt like forever when I was done. "Party Princess" was okay, but whatever, I still think Mia needs a new boyfriend. Cuz in every book now, it's always, "OMG MY BOYFRIEND SAID SOMETHING AND I THINK IT MEANS SOMETHING ELSE WHAT DO I DO HE'S GOING TO BREAK UP WITH ME AAAAAAH!!!!!" I liked the first three books better. 4 was lame. 5 wasn't too bad. And then came 6, which was SOOO STUPID. And 7 was basically just like 6. Only better. And funnier. But Michael is always saying stuff that gets misunderstood. And then he's all, "How'd you get that, retard?" Um, maybe it's cuz you're so VAGUE. Die. Die. Die.
I've read 9 of the Phantom Stallion books in maybe a month or less. I'm currently taking a break. One, because I have so many books right now (currently 24 checkouts, even tho I'm DONE with 8 of them, so that's only........16 checkouts), two, they're slightly annoying, and three, holds from this series pop up every three days and it has my mom running around trying to keep up with them.
Not cool. William and Paul be dissing on my horses. The ones on "Dynasty Warriors", anyway. And how color signifies rank and stuff. Which I find kind of cool, because I'm down with color coding, but dumb cuz it causes my brothers to be all, "DUMB HORSE, lame-o wrank, haha sucka." Grrrrr... And then Paul was just all, "Oh sure, save the horse." Okay, I KNOW it's a war, BUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH SAVING THE HORSE?????
School: not worth mentioning. Yesterday was better because we had semi awesome subs for periods 1 and 2 and Mr. Jansen came back YAY!!! But today was dumb. And Daniel got really mad at me, so I feel kind of bad about that now. And I KEEP RUNNING INTO DONOVAN. It was cool, tho, cuz we were making bar graphs of like mountains and stuff in the library and Billy was talking about something a teacher wouldn't appreciate (or maybe any adult), and then Mrs. Moon comes over and he didn't see her, so he kept talking, and then he saw me staring at her and shut up. Okay not so funny. But it was at the time.
Monday, May 08, 2006
Yellow sticky notes on my bulletin board...
So yeah, the reason I haven't posted for three days is that I was at Miracle Ranch, no duh, like I've mentioned before. I think. Vaguely, anyway. I can't believe I forgot to on Friday. About that AND about my new wangsta shoes. They are (surprise, surprise) Converse All Stars, but not Chuck Taylors, so they look totally different from my other shoes. And they're white. But they had a heel, so my mom let me wear them to Miracle Ranch. They surprisingly didn't get as dirty as I would've thought. Well, they hadn't by the last day, anyway. Then a big old Clydesdale trots up and STEPS ON MY FOOT!!!!!! So much for docile creatures. He was the only horse that did that all weekend. Although, I didn't have Cisco this time, cuz he stepped on my foot A LOT last year. Well, I started out with Cisco, but he was being a pill, so I switched with Kat and ended up with Jazz. She's a bit slow, but other than that, the awesomest English horse ever. But even riding English, she can herd cows with the best of them. Except that caused her to freak out and canter like crazy, causing me to LOSE STIRRUPS, so Clif didn't let me let her do that anymore. But the cows were kind of scary. They kept licking Rio's legs. "Heeeello Meeester Coooow Ponyyy." *shivers*
GONG SHOW RULES!!!!! Sure, I forgot/messed up my lines twice, along with several other people, but it was fun and everyone was like, "Wow...that was really, really deep." Lol, not really. But they liked it. And they all enjoyed my portrayal of a goth in need of anger management, dubbed Mad Max. But I swear, during the LOST skit, we had to watch the lamest Jeff Probst flashback. AAAAAAAAAAH RAT POISON!!!!! And then Sarai got mad when I dropped my derby and Peter stepped on it accidentally. Or semi mad. Or not really mad. I don't know.
YAAAAAAAAAY I GOT A HAIR STRAIGHTENER!!!!! Except I'm not very good at straightening yet. My hair's still curly and stuff. Only semi straight. And I keep freaking out in thinking that I'm going to MELT my hair or something, like that woman on Oprah whose husband set her on fire. So whenever I see it shine or glisten under the light, I'm like, "AAAAAH MELTY SCALP HELP ME!!!" Then I feel it and it's hot, but fine. Phew.
No fair, it's pretty hard to chew gum (even delicious Orbit Peppermint gum ((TM))) when you're missing FOUR TEETH. But it's not that bad. Just keep it up front or in back. Away from the dumb premolars. Yeah, I defied the dentist and trotted on Friday. But NOTHING HAPPENED. And my spaces/clots are all healed all ready. It's just NORMAL. Now, anyways. But they ache sometimes. Lol, that sounded like something from "Ladies in Lavendar". Not that I've seen that movie. But I kinda wanted to. Except the violinist's name is ANDREA. And he's a GUY. Sure, sure, that's a GUYS name in Russia/Poland or whatever, but it strikes me as SLIGHTLY odd. I'm an American, I guess.
GONG SHOW RULES!!!!! Sure, I forgot/messed up my lines twice, along with several other people, but it was fun and everyone was like, "Wow...that was really, really deep." Lol, not really. But they liked it. And they all enjoyed my portrayal of a goth in need of anger management, dubbed Mad Max. But I swear, during the LOST skit, we had to watch the lamest Jeff Probst flashback. AAAAAAAAAAH RAT POISON!!!!! And then Sarai got mad when I dropped my derby and Peter stepped on it accidentally. Or semi mad. Or not really mad. I don't know.
YAAAAAAAAAY I GOT A HAIR STRAIGHTENER!!!!! Except I'm not very good at straightening yet. My hair's still curly and stuff. Only semi straight. And I keep freaking out in thinking that I'm going to MELT my hair or something, like that woman on Oprah whose husband set her on fire. So whenever I see it shine or glisten under the light, I'm like, "AAAAAH MELTY SCALP HELP ME!!!" Then I feel it and it's hot, but fine. Phew.
No fair, it's pretty hard to chew gum (even delicious Orbit Peppermint gum ((TM))) when you're missing FOUR TEETH. But it's not that bad. Just keep it up front or in back. Away from the dumb premolars. Yeah, I defied the dentist and trotted on Friday. But NOTHING HAPPENED. And my spaces/clots are all healed all ready. It's just NORMAL. Now, anyways. But they ache sometimes. Lol, that sounded like something from "Ladies in Lavendar". Not that I've seen that movie. But I kinda wanted to. Except the violinist's name is ANDREA. And he's a GUY. Sure, sure, that's a GUYS name in Russia/Poland or whatever, but it strikes me as SLIGHTLY odd. I'm an American, I guess.
Friday, May 05, 2006
It was Friday, school was out tonight...
...everything seemed to be all right. I said, "Yo, are you going to the party at the cove?" She said, "He's pickin me up at 6 again and I don't wanna disappoint my boyfriend."
Another great Friday song, not unlike Olivia the Band's "Saturday", only that song was about, well, Saturday. Aaah I'm wearing my compression shorts right now and they are SOOOO comfortable!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHO FINALLY GOT "PARTY PRINCESS" FROM THE LIBRARY??????? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Except the whole plot has to do with the fact that Mia misunderstood Micheal YET AGAIN and has to figure out that he didn't mean what he said. Whatever. It's still an awesome series. Way better than the All American Girl series. "Ready or Not" was REALLY disappointing; Sam's a major loser. But I think Mia should break up with Micheal. Hello, there's always THE GUY WHO HATES IT WHEN THEY PUT CORN IN THE CHILI, aka J.P.!!!!!!!!
It was weird. I kept running into Donovan today. I seriously ran into him like 4 times and, get this, he ALWAYS has 2nd lunch, but who do I see at first lunch 10:10 in the morning?? DONOVAN, that's who. And he said it was to hang out with his "buds", but then Kyran (I seriously don't know how to spell his name, but whatever. Sorry, dude, if you see this and happen to get offended at me not knowing how to spell your name. Seriously.) was like, "No, you cannot have my fries." So it was interesting.
Unfortunately, we did not get to make babies today in science. :( How unfair. But we did do this survey graph thingie to see who in class had the dominant traits and what not. But seriously, HOW IS HAVING 6 FINGERS ON EACH HAND THE DOMINANT TRAIT? Cuz everyone in class had 5. Not 6. 5! Weirded out.
It was SOOOO weird. I had to give Mrs. Hurd this note to excuse me from running in PE and what not and she was REALLY nice about it. It was like someone had a personality transplant... "Okay, Lauren, hang in there. Was it wisdom teeth?" "No, premolars." "Okay. You don't have to run today. You don't want those clots to start bleeding again." And she was totally sympathetic. But then Evonne told me I smelled like hot chocolate. But I don't. Will Smith does.
Another great Friday song, not unlike Olivia the Band's "Saturday", only that song was about, well, Saturday. Aaah I'm wearing my compression shorts right now and they are SOOOO comfortable!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHO FINALLY GOT "PARTY PRINCESS" FROM THE LIBRARY??????? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Except the whole plot has to do with the fact that Mia misunderstood Micheal YET AGAIN and has to figure out that he didn't mean what he said. Whatever. It's still an awesome series. Way better than the All American Girl series. "Ready or Not" was REALLY disappointing; Sam's a major loser. But I think Mia should break up with Micheal. Hello, there's always THE GUY WHO HATES IT WHEN THEY PUT CORN IN THE CHILI, aka J.P.!!!!!!!!
It was weird. I kept running into Donovan today. I seriously ran into him like 4 times and, get this, he ALWAYS has 2nd lunch, but who do I see at first lunch 10:10 in the morning?? DONOVAN, that's who. And he said it was to hang out with his "buds", but then Kyran (I seriously don't know how to spell his name, but whatever. Sorry, dude, if you see this and happen to get offended at me not knowing how to spell your name. Seriously.) was like, "No, you cannot have my fries." So it was interesting.
Unfortunately, we did not get to make babies today in science. :( How unfair. But we did do this survey graph thingie to see who in class had the dominant traits and what not. But seriously, HOW IS HAVING 6 FINGERS ON EACH HAND THE DOMINANT TRAIT? Cuz everyone in class had 5. Not 6. 5! Weirded out.
It was SOOOO weird. I had to give Mrs. Hurd this note to excuse me from running in PE and what not and she was REALLY nice about it. It was like someone had a personality transplant... "Okay, Lauren, hang in there. Was it wisdom teeth?" "No, premolars." "Okay. You don't have to run today. You don't want those clots to start bleeding again." And she was totally sympathetic. But then Evonne told me I smelled like hot chocolate. But I don't. Will Smith does.
Thursday, May 04, 2006
I love laughing gas
Dude, if they're teaching you not to do drugs in school, then WHY DO THEY GIVE YOU LAUGHING GAS (or happy gas. Whatever) IN THE DENTIST'S OFFICE? I am so ADDICTED to that stuff now!!!! Cuz I had to go to the dentist to get like half my teeth removed (okay, only 4) and they gave me vanilla happy gas. That was pretty much THE COOLEST experience ever. Except then they turned it down and my mouth wasn't numb, so I felt part of the operation and freaked out and started hyperventilating, and then that would make me snort cuz I had my mouth open and then I raised my hand and they were like, "Hmmmm, needs more Advil..." By then, of course, I couldn't SWALLOW!! But then it wasn't so fun anymore, even tho they talked with me about American Idol the whole time, because they made me put these dumb gauze strips in my mouth and make clots and my mouth was numb and my bottom lip was like bigger than Lisa Rinna's and I LOOKED LIKE A WALRUS and it really hurt. So yeah. I'm still kinda bleeding and everything tastes like blood, like in the last Warriors book that I just finished. Except for milkshakes. They tasted okay. And cheese sandwhiches.
Lol, it was funny in science because Mr. Griffith was all, "Okay, don't jump to any conclusions, but tomorrow we're gonna make a baby," and the whole class goes, "WHAT?" But no, it has to do with Punnett squares or something. And flipping coins. Which is fun. I love genetics. But then we have to make our own root beer on Monday. :P Nasty.
HAHAHAHAHA I DON'T HAVE TO PLAY TROMBONE TOMORROW! And I possibly get to skip PE. Hehehehehe. Well, I can't run or do jump rope, anyways. Maybe I can walk the track while everyone plays wiffleball. :( *starts to sing* I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me. My troubles have all gone, there's no one here to deriiiiiiiiiiide meeeeeeeeeeeeeee....butcha gotta have friends!!
MIRACLE RANCH IN APPROXIMATELY 23 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Lol, it was funny in science because Mr. Griffith was all, "Okay, don't jump to any conclusions, but tomorrow we're gonna make a baby," and the whole class goes, "WHAT?" But no, it has to do with Punnett squares or something. And flipping coins. Which is fun. I love genetics. But then we have to make our own root beer on Monday. :P Nasty.
HAHAHAHAHA I DON'T HAVE TO PLAY TROMBONE TOMORROW! And I possibly get to skip PE. Hehehehehe. Well, I can't run or do jump rope, anyways. Maybe I can walk the track while everyone plays wiffleball. :( *starts to sing* I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me. My troubles have all gone, there's no one here to deriiiiiiiiiiide meeeeeeeeeeeeeee....butcha gotta have friends!!
MIRACLE RANCH IN APPROXIMATELY 23 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Silly potatoes
So I actually created that last post on Monday, but Blogger was all, "THERE WERE ERRORS," so I decided to post it later, but then yesterday, it wouldn't let me on and later when I was GOING to go on, my mom decided to talk on the phone for like 2 hours. Nyaaah... So now I'm back.
I just realized I'm pretty much bad at all sports. Even the ones I like, and I actually like playing most sports (just not WATCHING THEM). But seriously, I'm one of the girls who makes the team for having "the most heart". Blaaaaaaaah how bout no? Like Coach Chris, one who was not such a positive influence on my life, said, "Lauren's not always going to play center because she's tall." Thankfully he didn't add, "Because she's bad at basketball for the most part but has a lot of heart, so I'll make her cheer you guys on." Only that didn't really happen. But he did say the first part, which was weird, cuz I wasn't even the tallest person on the team. There were two people at least 2 inches taller than me. Ooooh amazing. But everyone else was short. But that was last year. I still have my uniform, tho. I wear my shorts for gym.
But yesterday I played wiffleball. It wasn't so bad, even in the outfield, even tho I ended up on the team where the girls either screamed, giggled, and dropped the ball, or didn't throw it and were like, "I WAS MAKING A PLAY!" when there's no one where they threw it. Uh, first base was THAT way... But today Mr. Griffith was in Yakima (can you believe it, he's moving too! I don't even know where Yakima IS!), so we had a sub and I didn't want her to boss me around during wiffleball, so I walked the track. It's definitely spring in Washington. The sun was all shining and the sky was blue and stuff and these nice but slightly annoying breezes were making my hair like that of the model on the Venus commercial, but then Mrs. Hurd started jogging and I had to run to keep her from catching up. Ouch. While NOT running, Evonne and I talked cuz we were bored. We even started on burgers. I love life. And burgers.
Today we started this poster on China (we already DID one, but now we have to do ANOTHER one on a specific subject) and I'm doing mine on Przewalski horses. But I still don't know how to pronounce that. It's pretty interesting, tho, the only other topics were things like Bhuddism, Confucius or whatever, Shinto, Taoism, and the zodiac. Oh yeah, and pandas and dragons. Which everyone's doing. So I went back to my horse roots.
Speaking of horses, MIRACLE RANCH IN 2 DAYS!!!!! Even tho I'll miss the Gong show dress rehearsal, and can't say that I CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSS 3 SOLID (kay, not solid) DAYS WITH HORSES I'M SO STOKED!!!! And I just managed to sound like gross surfer Bethany Hamilton....there goes my day.
AAAAAAAAAH I have to go put Oggy in bed AGAIN. He will NOT shut up and it's like the 3rd time I've put him in bed, so he CANNOT still think I'm not here. Then I have to go on the library site and check for books. So yeah. Gotta go.
I just realized I'm pretty much bad at all sports. Even the ones I like, and I actually like playing most sports (just not WATCHING THEM). But seriously, I'm one of the girls who makes the team for having "the most heart". Blaaaaaaaah how bout no? Like Coach Chris, one who was not such a positive influence on my life, said, "Lauren's not always going to play center because she's tall." Thankfully he didn't add, "Because she's bad at basketball for the most part but has a lot of heart, so I'll make her cheer you guys on." Only that didn't really happen. But he did say the first part, which was weird, cuz I wasn't even the tallest person on the team. There were two people at least 2 inches taller than me. Ooooh amazing. But everyone else was short. But that was last year. I still have my uniform, tho. I wear my shorts for gym.
But yesterday I played wiffleball. It wasn't so bad, even in the outfield, even tho I ended up on the team where the girls either screamed, giggled, and dropped the ball, or didn't throw it and were like, "I WAS MAKING A PLAY!" when there's no one where they threw it. Uh, first base was THAT way... But today Mr. Griffith was in Yakima (can you believe it, he's moving too! I don't even know where Yakima IS!), so we had a sub and I didn't want her to boss me around during wiffleball, so I walked the track. It's definitely spring in Washington. The sun was all shining and the sky was blue and stuff and these nice but slightly annoying breezes were making my hair like that of the model on the Venus commercial, but then Mrs. Hurd started jogging and I had to run to keep her from catching up. Ouch. While NOT running, Evonne and I talked cuz we were bored. We even started on burgers. I love life. And burgers.
Today we started this poster on China (we already DID one, but now we have to do ANOTHER one on a specific subject) and I'm doing mine on Przewalski horses. But I still don't know how to pronounce that. It's pretty interesting, tho, the only other topics were things like Bhuddism, Confucius or whatever, Shinto, Taoism, and the zodiac. Oh yeah, and pandas and dragons. Which everyone's doing. So I went back to my horse roots.
Speaking of horses, MIRACLE RANCH IN 2 DAYS!!!!! Even tho I'll miss the Gong show dress rehearsal, and can't say that I CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSS 3 SOLID (kay, not solid) DAYS WITH HORSES I'M SO STOKED!!!! And I just managed to sound like gross surfer Bethany Hamilton....there goes my day.
AAAAAAAAAH I have to go put Oggy in bed AGAIN. He will NOT shut up and it's like the 3rd time I've put him in bed, so he CANNOT still think I'm not here. Then I have to go on the library site and check for books. So yeah. Gotta go.
Monday, May 01, 2006
MAYDAYMAYDAYMAYDAY!!!!!
I just realized today was May Day. I mean, duh, it's the first day of May, but that wasn't significant to me at first. Then Mrs. Pomeroy was like, "Oh, it's May Day!" and I'm like, "...so...?" I need to change my calendars. But today was a Monday: really stressful and boring. Actually, not so stressful. But it was good to come home to a new sudoku puzzle no one had done from Saturday and a bunch of comics I needed to catch up on (how did Luann get where it is today? No, literally, I miss like one day and I can't follow the storyline). Luke was being evil and cage obsessed. And I think I caught up on all my missed homework. Which was super easy. Because I read three chapters in 20 minutes from "So Far From the Bamboo Grove" and was still one of the first people done. Honorable Mother died. This book is so boring.
It was really weird, we had to watch this play for the remainder of 6th period and all of study hall about not doing drugs. The guys met this girl named "Addie" after going to the "third floor" and kept going "higher". Duh. You're ADDICTED! No need for an ALLEGORY!!!! And the end was super lame. He's all, "Keep talkin, Dad. It's good to hear your voice." And his girlfriend had a weird name. "I'M MLIA!!" Or something.
I'm currently playing with Silly Putty and it's sticking to the keyboard. And I just listened to the rest of a book on tape (Rachel Cohn's "The Steps") for like two hours ON END. It was pretty bad. But the book was okay. It was just the NARRATOR. "That's GROIT!" That was her idea of an Australian accent. And her TV credits include "CSI"? I hope she played a corpse.
Lalalalalalala can't think of anything to say.......except....AAAAAAH WHAT IS UP WITH THE DORK AT MY LIBRARY? I'm 1st in line for "Party Princess", but that means someone already has it and WON'T GIVE IT UP!! They supposedly have like 3 copies, but if that's true, why are the only using one? Or maybe they skipped me. That one librarian never did like me after I had two cards cuz I lost one in that little Pochaco (sp?) purse and my other one DIDN'T WORK. But I check the library site every day and the only book on hold that's currently at the library is "Desert Dancer". Weeeee...
Wife Swap is on tonight. Except cowboy husband goes mental and is all, "PUT ON YOUR HATS, MEN, WE'RE GOING ON A RAID!" Or not. But he does beat up the other lady's husband. Oooooh...this should be interesting. I better go do something other than getting high ON THE 13TH FLOOR!!! Not like I do. But I shouldn't start. That's what the little play company said anyways.
It was really weird, we had to watch this play for the remainder of 6th period and all of study hall about not doing drugs. The guys met this girl named "Addie" after going to the "third floor" and kept going "higher". Duh. You're ADDICTED! No need for an ALLEGORY!!!! And the end was super lame. He's all, "Keep talkin, Dad. It's good to hear your voice." And his girlfriend had a weird name. "I'M MLIA!!" Or something.
I'm currently playing with Silly Putty and it's sticking to the keyboard. And I just listened to the rest of a book on tape (Rachel Cohn's "The Steps") for like two hours ON END. It was pretty bad. But the book was okay. It was just the NARRATOR. "That's GROIT!" That was her idea of an Australian accent. And her TV credits include "CSI"? I hope she played a corpse.
Lalalalalalala can't think of anything to say.......except....AAAAAAH WHAT IS UP WITH THE DORK AT MY LIBRARY? I'm 1st in line for "Party Princess", but that means someone already has it and WON'T GIVE IT UP!! They supposedly have like 3 copies, but if that's true, why are the only using one? Or maybe they skipped me. That one librarian never did like me after I had two cards cuz I lost one in that little Pochaco (sp?) purse and my other one DIDN'T WORK. But I check the library site every day and the only book on hold that's currently at the library is "Desert Dancer". Weeeee...
Wife Swap is on tonight. Except cowboy husband goes mental and is all, "PUT ON YOUR HATS, MEN, WE'RE GOING ON A RAID!" Or not. But he does beat up the other lady's husband. Oooooh...this should be interesting. I better go do something other than getting high ON THE 13TH FLOOR!!! Not like I do. But I shouldn't start. That's what the little play company said anyways.
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