Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Eragon Theories (really, REALLY serious)

HEY, I took a Sims personality quiz and I made THE EXACT SIM OF MYSELF!!!! Only that Sim was a Leo and I'm supposedly a Capricorn. HA! Suckers.
ANYWAY, I have composed a list of complicated, well thought up Eragon theories. Seriously, these are serious theories.
(not)

STAR WARS INSPIRED THEORIES
1. Murtagh throws Galbatorix into a pit of blue electricity and the galaxy is saved.
2. Arya is really Eragon's SISTER and falls for a handsome space pirate. (awkward)
3. Shruikan is Eragon's real father and helps him defeat Galbatorix, though sacrificing his life in the process. HEY! It could happen! Shruikan's black, Darth Vader's black, James Earl Jones is black...
4. Galbatorix has been busy constructing a massive space station and only Eragon, dubbed Red Leader after his duel with Durza, and Saphira, his trusty ship, er, dragon, can destroy it.

LOTR INSPIRED THEORIES
1. After defeating Galbatorix by burning Zar'roc in the fires of Farthen Dur (you knew it was coming. And I KNOW it's a city, I just can't recall the volcanoes name.), Eragon and Saphira leave with the elves for the Gray Havens.
2. Brom comes back from the dead after defeating the Ra'zac and acquires Shadowfax, Lord of Equine.
3. Murtagh becomes king of Alagaesia after being exiled for so long.

Yeah. Can't think of anymore.

3 comments:

RRock_With_It said...

One problem with Star Wars inspired theory number 3. Shruiken is a dragon. Do you mean Ajihad?

Lauren said...

Oh no, I meant Shruikan.

RRock_With_It said...

ah. So the hero of our story is a young lad with a dragon for a father?