Sunday, September 30, 2007

Sunday, or how I missed my one oppurtunity to talk to a french guy because I didn't want to look like a moron.

Marie got me this book called "The Writer's Block". I think I said that before.
So I finally summoned the guts to try it out, and opened to a page that said, "Write about the first time you defied your parents."
o.O
How am I supposed to remember? And it was embarassing even writing about it, because of course my family's "Christian", so I'm a "good kid" and the worst thing I've ever done is steal my friend's candy.
Not like I'm going to go smoke pot just to spice up my life a little bit, but I hate it when I'm sitting around with friends and they decide to randomly ask, "What's the worst thing you've ever done?"
....
Um...get born?
But that whole tiny paragraph transformed into a huge rant about how mad I am at some people. Now that I've got THAT out of my system, there is less of a chance that the next time I see this person they will become a bloody mass on the ground.
Only I don't actually want them dead. I don't know....
So Marie, if I kill somebody, this is totally your fault.
But I still don't have any idea of how to edit my stupid writing project because there's three major parts that really SUCK right now and I don't actually want to WRITE. I like this idea and if I leave it alone too long it will fizzle and I'll be dead and sobbing over lost characters, but really? I'd rather write a shallow fanfic about dead Fred. Heh. That rhymed.
And I freaking hate it when I see old teachers that are all, "Oh, are you still writing? You were such a good writer!" Um, no. "Why not?" Because I take myself way too seriously.
Aaaaaargh.
And I have nothing to WRITE ABOUT.
I like the self-deprecating sentence I wrote in the rant, tho. But I probably shouldn't put it here in case it tarnishes all of y'alls perception of me as "the good kid".
Btw, Barnes and Nobles sucks.
And my mom blew me off and used "introvert" as an insult.
And they wonder why I have no self-esteem....

My favorite animal is the midget elephant, too!

Yeah. I just watched "Barbie as The Island Princess". The music was surprisingly really good and catchy. I am jealous of Barbie's singing voice. It was hecka better than "Princess and the Pauper".
But can you say "plot holes"? There were like 20 plot holes that left you going, "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?" And there were a lot of factual errors. MIDGET ELEPHANTS? And since when do peacocks fly?
But it was semi-enjoyable. Barbie was really pretty in this one and seemed to have at least half a brain. My dad was trying to finish "Deathly Hallows" when I was watching it last night and I kept yelling at the computer (for some reason the Xbox wouldn't read it). Seriously, tho. What kind of name is Rosella?
Only the credits revealed some disturbing information.
Matt.......as himself.
Matt? Is there anything you want to share with the class?
Also, there were a few themes that totally did not work with a Barbie movie: Having children out of wedlock? Murder? Jealousy? Making the characters seem actually human? Say it isn't so.
So William killed me and cut out my liver apparently. Right.
I guess ice cream and Fritos isn't the best meal to have when you're sick, but hey.
I finally bought the new J-14, but it was so not worth the wait. J-14's staff is suddenly all in love with Nick Jonas. And he's trying to act all deep. YOU'RE 15!!!
And Cody Linley is really creeping me out. Even more so than Ms. Wiggins.
I have 3 really boring books I have to read. And I need to start on my stupid October book journal.
Surprisingly I really don't want to miss school. I don't know if that's more because I really like school or I know that if I miss even one day Mr. Caley, Mr. Cambell, and Mrs. Sims will kill me.
Do do do do do.
I think Pepsi could cure cancer. Or AIDs. Apparently Jenna Bush is a cool kid.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Youtubeees. AGH! The bees!

Hey. Who knew. I'm on youtube. You can't understand anything I'm saying, but I'd forgotten Heather put this on youtube. I think I grew, because that shirt is a lot shorter now. You rock, Heather.

Yay. So I am sick. Weee. Although not too sick. Just sick enough to feel...sick.
Yeah. Not sure about Xbox nite.
I forgot when "Beauty and the Geek" was on, so I missed it this week. Dang.
I need to eat lunch.
Aaargh, this video way bothers me. I talk to fast.
Yay, I'm a narcissist!
I did a new Pony Pals. But it really sucks, so I don't reccomend you reading it.
Hm hm hm. Finished a new book. Was called "Boy Proof". Was surprisingly good. I like flawed heroines. If the heroine isn't flawed, the whole book sucks. Because then we have a perfect little peeper on our hands.
WHY DID I JUST SAY PERFECT LITTLE PEEPER?
I suppose I could erase that....
Eh, too lazy.
Want to write HP fanfic. And I have a fairly good idea for one. And Marie sent me a book called "The Writer's Block" that I have been to chicken to read. Better start somewhere.
No science homework! YAY!

Friday, September 28, 2007

Hello, Moto.

What promised to be an okay day become a cArAzY day!!!
Well, it was pretty fun, anyways.
We decided to come up to my grandparents' house because we could talk to them and watch cable and use their new internet and possibly go out to lunch. Which is messed up. We are a horrible family.
But Grandpa made some pretty stellar pancakes, which tasted amazing + syrup and Reddi Whip. HURRAY FOR PROCESSED FOODS!
I think Miley Cyrus and I have come to an understanding. Don't ask me why. Really, I don't even want to discuss that. Let's just say I don't hate her quite as much as I once did....
My grandma bought two new cellphones. Pretty much. They're pretty sweet. And we got them at Costco, where there are samples and Barbie's "The Island Princess". Oh, and my new track jacket. Heh. So preppy. But it's UW. You know. So in case I finally get to leave this place I'll have some memory of where I'm from, or whatever. We wanted to get a WSU hoodie (booooo) for Nathan, but the people who made them didn't believe in tall people.
I mean, if you wanted a larger size, wouldn't you expect it to be longer? Yeah, he's 6'2". But the XL was wider and just as long as the L. LAME. LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME.
Sorry, Nathan. But they were ugly anyways.
We could've gotten you a polo, but noooooooooooo....
I'm so jealous. My grandparents have cooler cellphones than I do. I don't have a cellphone, however. I don't actually want a cellphone to talk, because I hate talking on the phone, but I like texting people (which, according to my parents, is never going to happen, so forget that), and it would be way convenient at certain places, such as the fair....
Which is over. Man.
Who knew steers had a crazy sex drive? Just saying.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Trans...what an interesting root word.

We had that discussion yesterday in Pre-AP. It was a little dumb because Mrs. Sims gave the whole lecture on "be more tolerant of other people's lives" (only she referred to a hermaphrodite rather than a transvestite, which is what we were laughing about), but it was a little bit humbling. I mean, on SYATP day, too.
Pretty much.
Eh. So Metallica and I had sort of a falling out. Well, not really, as I still listen to them, but I wasn't aware of the language in "Damage, Inc.". I didn't like that song anyways. But, even though "Leper Messiah" is about televangelists, it makes me uncomfortable because Metallica seems anti-war and anti-Christianity, it seems, so it could have a meaning other than that. Also, "Master of Puppets" is probably the best song they ever did, but I started thinking about the lyrics and I dwelled on it for a long time, and though they say it's about the government, why'd you have to mention a Passion Play? And since they also have songs called "Holier Than Thou" and "The God That Failed", it makes it seem a little anti-God. I put the Black Album on my ipod, tho, and I haven't found anything bad on that one. Only I didn't put "The God That Failed" on there. The premise is pretty sad, tho. Wikipedia it.
Yeah. I guess I didn't have to tell you all that.
I feel like listening to Nirvana. If only they didn't suck. I hate to say that I like the song "Heart-Shaped Box". Don't tell William.
I hate math. Just when I start to understand things, they throw something else at me. Aaagh. We had a quiz today. I did okay, but there was one question that when I checked it it was 60 off. Oh well. Don't care.
Hm. What is my karaoke theme song?
I love Thursdays. And we have a 3 day weekend. BAM.
AAAAAAAAARGH worst book ever: "Mismatch" by Lensey Namioka. The plot wasn't too bad: Chinese-American girl and Japanese-American boy try to date without their traditional parents freaking out. But Lensey Namioka is a HORRIBLE writer. The book is 217 pages. Within 100 pages, Sue and Andy's families are crazy about each other, and the rest is about a trip to Tokyo. It was just a stupid mess of heavy messages against racism, while stereotyping the Japanese people and country. Dialogue was awkward, characters were shallow. AAAARGH! It just made me mad that I wasted my time reading it. Sorry. But I just finished it and it was disappointing.
Your Karaoke Theme Song is "Livin' On a Prayer"

You believe the best things in life are mostly forgotten, and you're definitely more than a little nostalgic .
You're likely to still like the same foods, fashions, and music as you did when you were a teenager.

You have a knack for knowing what elements of pop culture people have missed, without them even realizing it.
It's great to remember the past, but don't forget that not everyone is as stuck in it as you are.

You might also sing: "Pour Some Sugar on Me," "Rapper's Delight," and "Cherry Pie"

Stay away from people who sing: "Toxic"

Ew. "Cherry Pie" is like my least favorite song of all time. William plays it on "Guitar Hero" all the time.
Heeee I made brownies. Only there was a recipe for Cookie Dough Brownies, so I made this topping that tastes like chocolate chip cookie batter to go on top and it's pretty delicious. Only the edges are crunchy. Don't ask me why.
Pizza is great. Everyone should go out and have some.
If I were trapped in a room full of Twinkies and chocolate donuts, I WOULD NOT SURVIVE.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

French people see no color

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Hee.
I feel the need for another round of French practice.
Garrett Hedlund isn't actually brunette, I remembered. So I'll describe Murtagh instead. :)
Murtagh est tres grand garcon. Il est brun. Il est intelligent. Il est amusante. (? not sure if that last one applies, but he has such a nice smile...)
Eragon est moyen garcon. Il est blond. Il est egoiste. Il est assez intelligent.
Arwen est petite fille. Elle est brune. Yeah...
Um...
Lauren est la soeur de William ou Nathan. Elle est brune. Elle est vraiment intelligent. Elle est sociable.
Amber est la soeur de Jason ou Emily. Elle est brune. Elle est assez amusante.
Matt est le frere de Kara ou Sarah. Il est blond. Il est interessant.
Tyler est vraiment grand garcon. Il est blond. Il est egoiste. Sort of.

Murtagh: Tu t'apelles comment?
Amy Lee: J'mapelle Amy. Et toi?
Murtagh: J'mapelle Murtagh.
Amy Lee: Salut, Murtagh.
Murtagh: Salut, Amy. Ca va?
Amy Lee: Pas mal, merci. Et toi?
Murtagh: Tres bien, merci.
Amy Lee: Tu es d'ou`?
Murtagh: Je suis de Alagaesia.
Amy Lee: Je suis de Arkansas.
Murtagh: Il est quelle heure?
Amy Lee: Il est sept heures trente-trois.
Murtagh: Zut! Au revoir, Amy.
Amy Lee: Au revoir, Murtagh. Au bientot.

I sing the blues and swallow them, too

I was just told to fly free about 8 times. Right. Mmm, tasty White Rabbits.
"Othello" was way depressing. Othello gets all mad when he thinks Desdemona and Cassio are having an affair and calls her a whore a bunch of times, then smothers her with a pillow. Then Iago kills Emilia, so he gets arrested, but Othello goes all emo because he has no title and no wife and kills himself. Yeah. So much for APness. But I want to read this one book...I forgot what it was called, but the description read: A man finds out his mistress of 20 years is not only a man, but a Communist spy.
LOL! I think that would really suck to find out your girlfriend/lover/wife was a man. Kind of like in "The Ring". But she was a hermaphrodite. Oops. I think we were talking about that last year in math: "Guess what honey...I'm a man." Last year = amazing. I miss all the 9th graders. Only they're 10th graders... Yeah.
Math this year is pretty good, only I really suck at it.
I want a Snow Puff. Cookie. Pie. Thing.
Gracie's on Animal Crossing today!
We had our first ASB Reps meeting today. I was so glad I didn't have to run this one, but then it turned out it was super easy and Mr. Barry was just robbing me of some practice. Grrrr...
ST. PATRICK'S DAY DANCE! I personally think that would be ballin'. Because Ireland rocks my pants off.
Heh. Speaking of dancing.... *does the old man dance*
Picture me...on a stage...performing a monologue from Shakespeare's "King Lear" (or something of the sort)...and two old men walk on the stage...and start dancing...can you see this? Because I can see it really clearly. And it never really happened.
I feel like playing Animal Crossing. Or reading my book.
OMGEEZ I finished "School's Out - Forever" yesterday. Aaaargh, Max and Fang didn't hook up yet. I hope that Sam character doesn't come back. I'm hoping he was just one person that barely impacted her life and now she will never see him again. I hope, anyways. And what was with the Max clone??? I hope she doesn't come back. Angel got really annoying in this book. Total was kind of annoying. Fang even became annoying. I like Iggy, tho. He's cool. Gasman makes me really angry. And Ari is a creepfacepants.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Dry brownies and suitable rewards

Why was yesterday really crappy and today the best day of my life? God has a sense of humor, I guess? I don't know.
I'm trying to read "Othello" because it was listed on the AP Book list. Only I got the graphic novel addition and the illustrations are REALLY awful. And I can't understand the language. Like...at all. If I hadn't raed the summary in the beginning, I would have no idea what was even going on. And how did they get that Othello was black? They haven't said anything specific yet. But it's way boring. Basically Iago is a huge loser and no matter what happens, Othello smothers Desi. Like in the movie.
I want some white rabbits.
Heh a theater group came to our school and they changed the schedule to fit it in, so we got to skip study hall and some classes were like 10 minutes shorter. It was the same group who had done the weird "13th floor = drugs" skit 2 years ago, but this one was about bullying. THEO PUT WHAT'S-HIS-FACE IN THE GARBAGE CAN!!! Theo was pretty effeminate for a bully. And they used the words "pissed" and "slut". It was like, "Wow, then how come our teachers don't let us use those?"
Listening to Metallica. They're good, but like to fall on sacrilege.
This brownie is way gross.
OMG I got "School's Out - Forever" from the library and it's just as good as, if not better than, the first one. Only there's a lot of Max-ish-jealous-of-Fang going on. But first he gets mortally wounded, and then they go to school and HE MAKES OUT WITH ANOTHER GIRL! IN THE HALLWAY! Max and I ran into the bathroom and cried together. But there's a Max clone and I don't know how that's going to fit. I just want more Max and Fang. And Ari has it bad for Max? Weird stuff.
I probably spoiled a whole bunch of it for you. Sorry.
YAY the new J-14 comes out today. I'm gonna buy it. And some White Rabbits.
I remember the hedonistic cows.
And since I haven't mentioned him and some feel that I shouldn't, ZAC EFRON!
Heh. Amanda and I read an article about Ashley Tisdale in the library. Over Jared? No, Ashley, you're my role model!
Tyler is a lame pants. And he should blog.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

You're all ridiculous

I'm trying not to put myself in a bad mood by imagining things that have not yet happened. Sort of like Anakin. Only I'm wearing a shirt.
Let's see. I finally got "Maximum Ride: School's Out --- Forever" from the library. However, I'd put a hold on it in JUNE and it was IN THE SHELVES? Wth???
Argh. I am ballin' at Corrals. No, not helping.
I'm finally going somewhere on my writing project. Sure. But I don't want to write it yet.
It's not working. I'm just really mad and I'm going to express it in a very immature, 14-year-old way.
I don't know what happened, or what exactly is going on, but this is freaking ridiculous. And I'm probably jumping to conclusions, which will lead to a big misunderstanding, and will make my life much more horrible than it already is.
But really? Grow some balls, everybody. Or some backbone.
I'm just mad at the world. And confused. And tired. And I do not want to go to school tomorrow because my teacher thinks I'm in the KKK probably.
Although I just finished my science homework and discovered that I do not suck at math.
That should count for something.
Viva la immature fourteen-year-olds.

Life, love, and other mysteries...such as guys, politics, and jeans that make your butt look good.

It's really freezing in my house, and we have the heat turned on. Also, I'm wearing long sleeves. I hate this place.
Spanesie, some pop group from Belarus, came to church. They were actually really amazing. Compared to a lot of the crap the music industry is shoveling over here, they were really good. And clean. AND THEY SPEAK FLUENT RUSSIAN! So the sermon was actually good because the pastor wasn't preaching. Heh. I am SORRY, but it is freaking true. Then there were these delicious almondy things that smelled heavenly during fellowship. Screw Oreos.
Yeah. Other than that, life has been weird and overdramatic, all in a space of 4 hours. People themselves are confusing and retarded. There are no such things as people skills, I tell you, because one day you understand everyone, and another you're a social leper.
I want more almondy pastries. I have to do my science homework, and maybe I'll play some more Corrals.
Seriously, tho, I love these jeans.

LARPing sounds crazy fun.

OMG HOW COULD I HAVE NOT BROUGHT UP "BEAUTY AND THE GEEK"? I swear, this is my favorite show of all time. They just started a new season. There's this one guy who reminds me so much of my band teacher. I bet they're distantly related. And there's this one girl who didn't know who wrote "Beethoven's 5th". Everyone likes Amanda because she has fake boobs. So my mom and I started this game while we were watching and whenever each girl would come up, we'd be like, "Fake...real...fake...real...real? Fake. Definitely fake." It was pretty fun. Jasmyne is really amazing, but she got paired with the LARPer guy (Live Action Role Player), who reminded me of a guy in my math class. And he was all, "I really want to be paired up with Katie. She and I have a connection. I DO NOT WANT TO BE PAIRED UP WITH JASMYNE. JASMYNE IS AN IDIOT." But he got paired up with Jasmyne. And it was really funny. Their first challenge was (for geeks) to make out with a mannequin and answer psychological questions and (for beauties) answer questions that involved brains. Only my mom kept feeling sorry for the Beauties and making sympathetic noises and saying things like, "This makes you feel really sad!" Um, not really, it's mindless entertainment.
NATE AND JENNYLEE FOREVER!
Yeah. Pretty much.
I'm wasting away to nothing. My literary diet consists of...Pony Pals. Yeah. Sad. I'm thinking of reading "Equus", since my dad banned me from ever seeing the play. And I'm going to read every classic on the AP book list before senior year. Yeaah.
Aaagh. Don't want to go to Pre-AP tomorrow. Mrs. Sims thinks I'm in the KKK probably. I'M NOT PUSHING A POLITICAL AGENDA! It was just an essay on how to make the world a better place...never mind. Too painful.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Refreshingness

I love Herd your Horses. Only the best board game ever. And I am the master at Corrals. I can get it down to one of each color family. Only sometimes I have to cheat when there's no more matches... Oooh, a diaganol! That counts...right?
I thought they were saying, "Corny Pony," in "The Nicest Kids in Town".
Do do do do I have a lot of homework. Well, not a lot. I only have to practice a half hour of piano, a lot less than I originally thought. I need to finish my last library book.
Yesterday's lunch was pretty fun. Dakota has a sense of humor! And then Amanda and I acted like weirdos and danced like old men. And everyone keeps video taping me singing "Ladies Choice". I do not want to end up on Youtube.
I feel like playing Miss Popularity. I've got nothing better to do.
I still feel like wearing black to a wedding.
Heh. I'm going to make a new playlist. Don't ask what about. But it involves "Big, Blonde, and Beautiful (Reprise)".

Friday, September 21, 2007

Time of our lives

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I LOVE PEP ASSEMBLIES!
Perks of being a freshman:
Get to eat in courtyard.
Get to wear crowns on Spirit Days.
Win EVERY ASSEMBLY.
We pwned. And people actually sang the Banana Song. We added the mullet verse. It was pretty sweet.
I can't sing Sharpay's harmony.
I want to be emcee next time. And we should do the dancing game, the one that Mr. Barry rejected.
I sort of lost my voice. And I can't sing.
But I'm eatin some carrots.
HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2 IS SO COOL!!
It said so in A&E this morning.
I'd rather face a seven footer straight up in the post.
Never mind.
I love being prez. Sort of.
French is cool. Only he made us memorize all the tenses like a million times.
Mr. Kovacs is cool. I actually understand SOHCAHTOA better now. TRIG! O! NOMETRY!
School is so great. Gotta love it.
Yeah. My life is just a big ball of awesome. Can't even describe it.
Aaagh, I need to finish my book journal.
I mean, YEAH! I NEED TO FINISH MY BOOK JOURNAL! BAM!

Thursday, September 20, 2007

4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS!

Ugly Duckling joke. Yeah.
I love school. And Thursdays. Both make me so happy. And I finished my science homework!!! Heeehe. Mr. Campbell is ballin. His son was president. At school. That's what reminded me of "4 more years".
Office was crazy today. The same person called like 6 times. It was annoying. But I love lunch on Thursdays. All my friends are in it, practically. Only Connor wasn't there, so Dakota and I made pushing Paul off the falcon foot a team effort.
French, we had to watch a video. It was way boring and the narrator had a weird voice. They kept showing random French couples making out and talked about Princess Grace the whole time. WHO WASN'T EVEN FRENCH.
I did a dance for Jessica. She got it video taped. Hopefully it won't end up on Youtube. Just picture me singing "Ladies Choice" with suggestive hand motions. Especially on...never mind.
These pants are way short.
And I'm your man, and you're my girl, and I'm the sea, and you're the pearl, it takes twoooo, baby. It takes twoooooo.
Zac Efron. Heh. Every time Amanda and I got to library to read about Zac Efron, someone has checked the magazine out, and then when I'm there alone it's back.
Frosting sandwhiches = amazing. Almost as good as bacon sandwhiches. Faaaantastic.
Band rules. AND I CAN PLAY IN THE PEP ASSEMBLY! YAAAAY!

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

You'll need more than some seltzer to put out this fire.

I swear, the "Big, Blonde, and Beautiful" reprise is the sort of song you could strip to. I can totally picture this all in my head. There's a pretty complicated "Little Miss Sunshine"-like routine in my head. Don't ask.
YAY, a new Blogthing!
Alexis and I just messed around all through study hall. She drew me a picture of a character from a story she's writing. Lauren + Emin = forever.
You Should Play the Accordion

You are eccentric, funky, wacky... definitely one of a kind.
People have trouble putting you in any one particular category. You definitely have your own thing going on.

You are a born entertainer. No wonder you'd be perfect as an one man (or one woman) band.
Your musical influences likely cross all genres - and blend together in a very unusual way.

While you are definitely offbeat, you also enjoy tradition and influences from the past.
It's just your style to take an old fashioned instrument like the accordion and make it uniquely yours.

Your dominant personality characteristic: your total inhibition

Your secondary personality characteristic: your interest in obscure activities and subjects

Uh...not really.
Do do do do.
Heh. I'm going through these Pony Pals like muffins.
Wait. It sort of takes me a long time to finish a muffin.
Look out, old Baltimore, I'm selling something you can't purchase at a 10 cent store. Wilbur, I feel like a princess! Come on and take me to the ball. I bet you're tired of heavy lifting. Get your hands on something small.
Do do do.
I like that song. Too much.
Heh. I had a 7th grader ask me about ASB. He thought I didn't have to take classes and sat in the office all day. Which would be cool...but no.
I want some muffins, now that I think about it.
Paul thinks I'm in love with Zac Efron. So I pushed him off the falcon foot. Then Connor pushed me off the falcon foot. Then I did it to him and he died. 9th grade...yeah. Gotta love it.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Bored French ramblings

I'm creating a French conversation between two random nonexistent people with my limited knowledge. Like how would you refer to a boyfriend or another person?
Or just say, "WHO'S THAT???" Hey, there's always the English-French dictionary.
Nathalie: Tu t'appelles comment?
Thibaut: Moi, je m'appelle Thibaut. Et toi?
Nathalie: Je m'appelle Nathalie.
Thibaut: Salut, Nathalie.
Nathalie: Salut, Thibaut. Tu est d`ou'? (i know that's wrong...)
Thibaut: Je suis Bremerton.
Nathalie: Ou?
Thibaut: Ca n'a pas d'importance. (I am totally getting this out of the English-French dictionary. I don't know any of this stuff.) Ca va?
Nathalie: Pas mal, merci. Et toi?
Thibaut: Ca va tres bien, merci.
Nathalie: Pourquoi?
Thibaut: Elle est seduisant. *points to blonde chick* (LOL I love French!)
Nathalie: Elle est blonde.
Thibaut: Oui. Elle est la petite fille blonde. (um, right. Need to refer to textbook.)
Nathalie: J'ai de plus belles chaussures qu'elle.
Thibaut: Je m'en fous. (Uh oh, that's actually a little innappropriate right there.)
Nathalie: Elle est prostituee.
Thibaut: Tu est envieux.
Nathalie: Oui. Ciao, Thibaut. A tout a l'heure.
Thibaut: Au revior, Nathalie.

Grande doesn't mean fat.

I swear, it's like those Pony Pals don't want me. "Pony to the Rescue" is lying on my bed.
School is semi-relaxing. When I get to science, it's sort of like, "When will school end?" but we're doing labs that get us semi-involved. I might not fail after all. Study hall is sort of boring, but Alexis brings me manga novels to read. All of them are weird.
And a huge mood lifter is that my mom found my money, that had somehow gotten wrapped in my Swahili paper. I'm such a dork. I don't know, it seems slightly Christy Miller to be all, "OOoh, a God thing," about everything, but I don't know, for me it sort of was. Cuz I'm like that.
Grrr. Christy. I'm gonna wikipedia her.
AAAAAAAAAGH today in French we had to draw stick pictures and talk about gender nouns. My stick people looked awful. We had another French contest. Chelsea and I were among the 5 left standing. Bam.
No no no, il est GRAND, not GRANDE. It was sort of depressing. I can't pronounce masculine verbs, nouns, or adjectives. FEMININE ROCKS!
Ew, Christy Miller. They don't say much about her, but there's supposed to be a series bout Katie? How come I never read it? Katie RULES. At least she's semi realistic. Christy. *shudders with disgust*
We didn't have an ASB meeting today. YESSSS!
I'm going to practice random words and describe people.
Heidi Klum? Elle est la grande fille blonde.
Dustin Hoffman? Il est le petit garcon brun.
Garrett Hedlund? Il est le grand garcon brun.
Tyra Banks? Elle est la grande fille brune.
Paula Abdul? Elle est la petite fille brune.
Je suis francaise.
Tu es francais aussi.
Heh. I love French.

Monday, September 17, 2007

This is my second lunch. The next will be my third.

Lol, 7th grade flashback. It was technically only funny if you had second lunch.
I shouldn't have to explain it. So I won't.
This is my 650th "How to Dismantle a Geek Squad Computer" post. Yaaay.
My Pony Pals aren't in yet. Well, "Pony to the Rescue" is, but that's #5. And that's also the one about the stupid girl who ran around stealing ponies. I don't know, if my pony liked some little 5-year-old better than me, I would kill her, too.
3 books I need to finish.
I wrote a thrilling essay on Scott Bennett for English. Not. I didn't finish it. Hope she doesn't grade what I turned in.
We had sort of a French contest/review thingy today. He made us all stand up and would give us a French word or phrase that we had to translate, which is what we had been doing for 8 days anyways. I was the last one standing. It was pretty nice. The last one was, "Il est minuit."
Duh, it is midnight.
I heart French.
Except we had to watch this weird French video where this Weasley (my dad kept saying that at the fair yesterday. "I keep seeing Weasleys. Look, a Weasley." I think he was lying. He definitely wasn't referring to Percy.) ran into a girl and they had a random 2 second conversation and then decided to go to a museum together. Because I guess it's normal for teenagers to run off together at random times.
I will bet my life savings ($0) that this is the norm and I'm just a freak.
But we had to translate the video, too. Which was dumb. It's harder to hear cognates than see them in writing. But there was this one part where the girl asks Weasley what he was doing and it sounded like he was making a porn video. FOREALZ, he had a video camera and he said something that sounded like porn video. But no. That is not the right answer. You lose.
Mr. Caley thinks we suck at cognates. Uhhh...oui.
Office is pretty much the best class I have. It's like study hall, only my homework/reading is occasionally interrupted by passes to other classes. Heh. That rhymed.
We had an ASB meeting for the wannabe 7th grade senators. Drew's new name is Seamus because he looks just like Devon Murray, or whatever that kid's name is. Only he's way taller. And, whaddya know, he's Irish! Joanne and I told him not to cross our social boundaries. We might have a MIX IT UP day at lunch. Everybody is going to MIX IT UP and sit at different theme songs. I made up a MIX IT UP song and dance. Joanne was afraid...very afraid.
Dr. Phil does not like con artists.
Con artists feel no remorse.
Psh. No horcruxes for you.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Gripe gripe gripe

Aaaaagh I'm just in a way horrible mood.
And if I'm still mad about what happened an hour and a half ago, I'm probably not the kind of person that bounces back easily.
Ha ha.
We were just at the fair, and I got to watch a draft horse competition, see more horses than I have ever seen in 8 years where I live, find out what kind of cows I should get for my dairy farm (Ayrshire?, Holstein ((does the "i" after "e" apply here?)), and some others, but I really can't remember), look at bunnies and have them all glare at me, go through an African village, and then eat a delicious oreo snowball.
And then I lost all the money I had on me.
AAAAAAGH it made me so angry, because it was probably my fault (like I dropped it while taking something else out of my pocket, most likely), and I didn't have much money at home and this money would've given me at least 2 Pony Pals if I got bored. Sure, it was only $10, but...yeah. It made me way angry. And that just put me in a horrible mood and I wanted to go home, but my parents made me stand in the freezing cold for ten freaking minutes while they watched some freaking Marines do pull ups. WITH ICE COLD LEMONADE.
And I was being a brat, and, come on, they bought me LEMONADE, but it was kind of cold and Marines doing push ups isn't that thrilling.
I sort of hate men in uniform now.
Yeah. Other than that, though....
I WANT MY DANG PONY PALS!!! AAARGH!
I just need something to do.
Tomorrow's school. Both good and bad. I have to wear red for "Red Day". I swear, I did not make up that Spirit Day.
Sorry for putting you through that...

Saturday, September 15, 2007

This should be interesting.

I'm creating a new blog. Yerp.
Because I've been reading books about book series and I feel like writing one about my own favorite book series: PONY PALS!!!
Seriously, does no one remember Pony Pals??? They were the best!!!
So I'm going to blog about Pony Pals. In series order, which should be difficult, since my library doesn't have all them, and it might mean my own money (gasp), but hey, they have up to like #40 something, so should be good. Well, wish me luck.
I have a lot, too, which should be helpful. And I could maybe borrow some from friends... *cough cough* JEANNIE! *cough cough*
By the way, I is sorry you're sick. :(
Okay, I'm putting a hold on #1 and #3... Eeeh, I'm so excited!
GASP! I was looking through my literary textbook (I had to read "The Most Dangerous Game", which was actually very good) and there was a T. S. Eliot poem about "Macavity the Mystery Cat", so i decided to read through it, even though T. S. Eliot is a freak, and LO AND BEHOLD! THESE ARE EXACT LYRICS FROM THE MUSICAL "CATS"!
And duh, I knew "Cats" was based on T. S. Eliot's writings and crap, but seriously? I didn't know the songs were WORD FOR WORD FROM POEMS!
Just freaking me out.
"Boyfriend List" = great book. READ IT!

Friday, September 14, 2007

I know every step, I know every song

I love Fridays. So much cooler than Thursdays.
I saw Coach Cline at Target yesterday. It was pretty ballin'. Heh. That's funny. But she might teach at my school, which is cool.
"Is he ROMANTICALLY INTO YOU?" Well, doesn't the term "into you" imply romantic intentions?
I had to read "The Most Dangerous Game" for Pre-AP, but it was weird because my dad had brought it up during the summer and so I knew the end, but it was really well written and the part in the forest was way scary. I mean, I knew the end, but seriously, I was like, "Wait, how is he goig to get out of this?????" But he did it. A dog died...and a black guy...and a bunch of other guys...and most possibly Whitney.
Aaaargh, I had "Without Love" and "Run and Tell That" stuck in my head ALL DAY. So I'd just randomly sing snatches of those songs. The same snatch. OVER AND OVER. "Try to make a dollar outta...15 CENTS!!!" "TRACY, I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU, NO MATTER WHAT YOU WEIGH!!!!"
I sang that to Jeff, and he was like, "Who's Tracy?"
It takes two...
I can't wait to watch "Romeo and Juliet" in spring. Romeo looks like Zac Efron. Only hotter.
The suicide scene looked cool.
But Romeo has hot friends.
Yeah.
I love Fridays.
Science isn't too bad. Mr. Campbell's a good teacher. No one else thinks so, probably, but I think he's cool. He makes sense, unlike SOME people, who shall go unnamed. I miss Mr. Griffith.
"Don't be a muffin."
Front step, cha cha cha, back step, cha cha cha, side step, front step, back, and turn...

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

HOT DOGS ARE HERMAPHRODITES!

I'm sorry if that term offends any, but seriously. They are masculine AND feminine. And my mom yelled at me when I tired to reason why.
Lauren: Why is hot-dog both masculine and feminine?
Mom: No, you're using logic. Languages don't follow logic.
Lauren: But it's une saucisse de Francfort as a feminine and un hot-dog as a masculine.
Mom: YOU'RE USING LOGIC! It's just how it is.
Lauren: But why use two different words in two different genders for the same thing.
Mom: *throws something at Lauren's head, decapitating her and spurting blood all over the floor*
I watched "Biggest Loser" last night. That show is amazing. Only this year they didn't send the unwanteds home; they created another team, so there will be three teams and hopefully a longer season. Only there's a new host and a new location. What's with all the changes? But "Biggest Loser" always makes me cry because the people start crying and it's sad. I'm a loser, I know. No pun intended.
Today in French we learned all the numbers, months, and days of the week and Mr. Caley tried to convinced us to become foreign exchange students, even though we probably wouldn't be able to go to France because exchange programs don't want you going to a country where you've studied the language??? WHY?? I don't want to go to Sweden. Heck no. Or Norway. Denmark would be cool. Or Ireland, but they speak English...
Do do do do.
I both like and hate math.
heh. What denomination am I? The truth comes out. Maybe this will keep me from saying, "I'm baptist," all the time.
Why are Mormonism and Jehovah's Witness listed??? Never mind.
Mmm, those were good M&Ms. NOOO! WHERE IS MY RESULT, DANG YOU??
Mmm, Baskin Robbins. I haven't been there in forever. Usually I go there with my grandpa because he doesn't like Dairy Queen?? But I guess he doesn't eat much ice cream nowadays.
Hm, I am mostly Assemblies of God (eh?) and Southern Baptist. Kewl.
More on Assemblies of God...
I want to listen to some Queen.
Oh dear, aggressive. What an ugly word.
Dang it, they're pacifistic. It doesn't really say much else about beliefs but I guess they're loyal to the government. Um. Right.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Ballin'!

Heh. I watched "Ella Enchanted" again with my mom. That movie is so amazing. There's this one scene, tho, where Hugh Dancy goes all Cary Elwes/Wesley and is like, "WERE YOU ONE OF THE OGRES THAT KILLED MY FATHER!!!???" And he's breathing all heavily and he has a nice lil mustache. It sort of angered me.
Like Pillar's "Break Me Down". I don't know why, it just does.
But I am loving his blue velvet suit. That suit is amazing.
Aaaagh, what really peeves me off is when people with little to know musical talent compare themselves to other people. Take William for instance. Our family is okay at singing, we can carry a tune, but my mom is probably the only one with a singing talent and suitable range. William was comparing himself to Robert Platt and Freddie Mercury. It was like, "...." I don't know, I hate Robert Platt A LOT, but comparing yourself to Freddie Mercury is like comparing yourself to Stevie Wonder; HE'S A GENIUS, YOU ARE NOT. I don't care how talented you are, there will only ever be one Stevie and one Freddie.
And my dad was wrong. Freddie totally died of AIDS.
AAAARGH, it just makes me mad.
And on "American Idol" when Ryan Seacrest is all, "Hey, dawg, who do you think you sound like," people are always all, "I sound just like *insert really famous/talented person*," or, "I have my own unique, personal style." Which always means they suck. But it's like, why do you even have to ask that?
School pretty much rocks. Except we had an ASB meeting and I wanted to go to study hall. Oh well. French is cool and we got to order food today. No French names. :( At least I know how to order un sandwich, which is masculine, and une limonade, which is feminine. Get this: Hot-dog is both masculine (un hot-dog) and feminine (une saucisse du Francfort). Lol.
Pre-AP English rocks my socks. We got to go to the library and we're going to start a BOOK JOURNAL!!!! WEEE! I think I'm the only one excited about this. But I have to divide "Teen Idol" by Meg Cabot (not exactly going for fine literature, but whatever. She's cool. I mean, "Pants on Fire", people.) in 8 sections and NOT READ IT ALL IN ONE NIGHT. But she expects us to do a book a month. Psh, I got this.
Math was confusing and I hated the homework, but then he gives us a crazy easy assignment. ??? WHAT'S UP WITH THIS? I hope it won't be like last year.
Band is pretty sweet. We're playin some Scottish music. I HAVE NO RANGE! A high D is hard for me now. It's just sad. I need to practice.
Da da da. Science is too easy now. Not really. But I like to believe that.
Do do do do.
Of all the things on Wikipedia...
Heh. My dad was wrong.

Monday, September 10, 2007

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???



WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? WHAT'S THE BRAD PITT BEARD? AAAAH!

Oh-oh-oh.

GOOD MORNING BALTIMORE!
Heh. I bought a Quizfest magazine. I just can't help it. I practically live for quizzes.
I'm just a looking it over and reminiscing about my results. Heh.
I know you don't care, but today wasn't really worth commenting on.
Um, let's see.
Oh, I can tell which celebrity is older. I'm a whiz. Yeah, maybe because the older celeb was always on the RIGHT.
Out of the three lame (for the most part) main female characters in HSM 2, I am...SHARPAY! You all knew that.
Awww, Kelsey's outfit is so adorable.
Okay, why does the HSM Mystery Date include Ryan as a date, but have Kelsey as a playing character? Wouldn't one of the characters then be JASON??? Hmm? HMMMM??
I can't really tell fact from fiction. Too bad.
But the thing about Ne-Yo was way obvious. But if I told you how I figured it out, you'd be all, "Psh, racist..."
I am a "Cool Customer" when it comes to getting starstruck. Yeaaaah, I live in WASHINGTON, okay. There ARE no celebrities here.
Ew, one of the questions was about dancing with Cody Linley. I said I would say nothing, but because I'd be too busy vomiting, not because I was shocked. Gross. And he walks me out. STOP FOLLOWING ME!!! And I really don't think he and Jason Dolley look alike at all.
I guessed most of the bloopers. Only I didn't know Mischa was having a bad hair day. It was what my hair looks like on a daily basis, so I just thought it was normal.
HA! There was an FOB pop quiz and you had to name the band members and write on their nametags. I KNEW IT WOULD COME IN HANDY SOME DAY!
I couldn't guess the midgetous stars. And I'm bad at unscrambling. So many more to go...
They explain to me the secrets of boys. Yip dee doo. Oh, should I make the first move? Yes, according to the Jonas brothers, I need to be BRAVE. I thought this was frowned on in our society??? Guess not. I noticed Nick Jonas has a thing for pastel colored polos, particularly in the colors lavendar and pink. He's wearing a belt buckle that says, "Praise the Lord." Yeah. That MUST mean they're a Christian band. I couldn't tell. AAAAH, Nick is talking about a former relationship!!
Nick: "'S.O.S.' is a song about this girl that I had been waiting to see for a while, and then I saw her, and it wasn't so awesome. Before, it was just so perfect, and it just went downhill."
???? YOU'RE 14!!!!!!! Wait...I think he's referring to Miley Cyrus. Heh. She's not so awesome. OUCH.
Oooh, where will I meet my next crush? Well, according to this, at the PARK. ???? I don't have a park in my area. Well, there's a playground, but not a PARK. Not a nice lil local one with happy children and single fathers and their dogs. Oh dear, who is that in the picture? It says Adam, but he has facial hair... AAAAAH, ADAM BRODY WITH FACIAL HAIR! It just doesn't fit. "Secret Baby Man" comes to mind.
Chris Brown wouldn't date me, apparently. Because I'm both high AND low-maintenance. Carazy. Whatever. I've noticed guys are never labeled high-maintenance. Even the germophobic ones.
Lol, are you bored yet?
Ooh, who's MY dream jock? Lol. TO THE MAX. I'm loving that phrase.
This quiz was pretty even. I had two for almost every category, but Chad from HSM won narrowly. NO!!! I love basketball and all, but Chad isn't exactly dream date. Oh well, better than "Bradin", aka Jesse McCartney. My COUSIN'S name is Braeden and she's a girl! That's what he reminds me of. Jesse McCartney. Ew. I wanted Duke from "She's the Man". Because he's buff. He's also like 28 but hey, it's all good. Better than "Friday Night Lights" kid. Nameless man of wonder.
ZAC EFRON POSTER!!!
Yay.
I'm pretty ballin at finding the differences. And it was way obvious which leading lady matched with the main character. EVen if you hadn't seen any of these movies ("HSM", "Shrek", "POTC", "Spiderman") you could probably guess and be 100% correct. Oh, only 75% on silly wedding quiz. Silly. Like my favorite word ever.
Aaaagh, which girl group should I be in? Seeing as I hate all five of these groups... And they're commending Dixie Chicks for being crackheads??? Oooh, how brave of them. I do it all the time. I should be in the Pussy Cat Dolls. They're singing that song about buns in the picture. And one of them is wearing see through pants.
I am a gossip guard, not a gossip girl. Shame?
There are rainy days ahead in my friendship forecast. I am way jealous of Ashley's raincoat.
Ooh, my pals envy me cuz I'm gutsy. Like Rihanna. I cut my hair even tho I'm not allowed to. BAM. Lol, one of the questions was, "Are you more likely to get straight A's or win the race for class president?" Uh, I did both. Psyche.
CORY FOUND NEWT! I made a "silly" story about Emma Roberts and Aly and Aj. Aj has a weird face going on and Emma looks like she's going to strangle her to death.
yeah, costars, I get it. Mischa and Nicole are best friends? Since when?
Oh, bam, I'm not romantic. I'm a realist. My bad. I can't help it, tho.
My locker reveals...TOMFOOLERY. My favorite word, pretty much. It reveals I'm *ahem* CLEVER. All because I'm late for class and I grab my bookeh.
My dream job is novelist. I only got to answer TWO QUESTIONS!
Jason Dolley wanted to be a lawyer, not an actor! There ends a perfect (if not nonexistent) relationship.
I am a slacker in school. Heh. But my teachers love me.
Miley's favorite subject, I learned. AAAGH, you had to guess which sibling went with which actual famous person, and there were only two black people: Brandy and her bro Ray J. It was kind of obvious to match those two together. Sorry.
I couldn't draw the line. Don't ask.
Mwahaha, there is so much more.
My back to school style is...most athletic? Bull. I haven't exercised in like 20 years. Just because I think cropped blazers are ugly.
Weird, a Wii is my favorite game system (sort of, it's my favorite gadget...never mind), and they somewhat defined me. You also love: Red Bull (not really), FOB (really), daisies (sure), and Oreos (YEAYA!).
Rock 'n' Roll is my inspiration. Heh. I could not say that with a straight face.
Avril Lavigne is my fashion hero. Because we're not trendy or boho. Dang.
I'm da bomb at word esarch. I can identify body parts. And I got a 66% on the "Who wore it first?" quiz. With only 3 questions, that's not bad.
Ali Macgraw is my hair idol? Who the heck is Ali Macgraw? Hey, I almost rented "Hair" till I found out it was about hippies and Vietnam. I hate movies associated with war. Well, except for "Narnia". And "Forrest Gump".
MICHEAL JACKSON USED TO LOOK BLACK AND HAD A CRAZY FRO!!!!
My eyes are deep set, so I can be mysterious. Aaargh.
Me and Mischa Barton. And Cody Linley. LEAVE ME ALONE!!
My beauty IQ is 66%. With 9 questions. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME???
My royal treatment would be lotion. Not really. Especially red clay.
Almost done.
AAAARGH. I had to figure out Carrie Underwood's "Beauty Secret". I thought it was going to be something juicy like, "I eat four boxes of pizza every Monday and then stretch myself so all the fat goes to my toes???" Eh. It was, "Before I leave home, I put on mascara." DUH. I thinke veryone knew that.
I know people's hair. I'm just a genius.
Thick eyebrows. Me and Jessica Alba. Jessica Alba and I. We're gusty and love adventure.
Well, that was it. My misadventures with celebrity style and personality quizzes. I truly have found the meaning of life and probably wasted a lot of time I could be using doing math homework. HOW DO I MAKE A SCATTERPLOT?
Realistically yours...

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Don't go breaking my heart

That's an Elton John song. Ew. Yeah, I just watched "Ella Enchanted", which I STILL think is so much better than the book, tho I don't have a big crush on Slannen like I did back in the day. HEIDI KLUM IS IN THAT MOVIE!!! OMGEEEEEZ!
So, since my brother and dad were at a karate demonstration, my mom and I rented some movies at Hollywood video. I'm seeing a pattern in our behavior when the men are gone. We got "Ella Enchanted" (cuz I'm a loser) and "You've Got Mail", which is pretty much my mom's favorite movie. Um, Tom Hanks = amazing. And Meg Ryan is brilliant. That movie pretty much blew me away. Except there's this scene right before the big romantic finale when Tom Hanks is all, "Bla bla bla, I want to marry you," and Meg Ryan's trying not to cry, but he keeps being all, "Bla bla bla, you're hot, why won't you forgive me?" Finally, Meg's all, "I'VE GOT TO GO!" But she doesn't start bawling, like I would have. I also might have resorted to violence. Lol.
"Ella Enchanted" is still pretty much ballin'.
Slannen. So short.
CARY ELWES. SO CREEPY!
And it's sort of obvious he's a villain. Hugh Dancy might be hot, but he's not big on brains. Cuz Cary kept being all "Mwahahahaha" with his little snake. BTW, the snake's name was Heston, could that be a play on Charlton Heston? Prince Char, Heston...eh.
And I thought "Wesley" understood true love.
"Death Sentence" sounds like the worst movie ever. Just violence and Garrett Hedlund and Kevin Bacon.
I saw an add for "Georgia Rule", and I'm never going to see it, but he's still hot. "Mrs. Hennesee, I'm in love with your granddaughter."
Awwww...
My brother was visiting this weekend. Now he's gone. That's life, I guess. But I made him a fantasmagorious cake. Mmmm, chocolate marble.
Heheheh. See you punks later.

Saturday, September 08, 2007

Riduckulous

When I went to Walmart to buy "Hairspray" and "Secret Weapon", THEY DIDN'T HAVE EITHER! It made me so mad! They'd had them A MERE WEEK AGO. But no. As soon as I want to buy them, they're out of stock. Grrr it made me mad. And where Hairspray would normally be, it was overflowing with "Hannah Montana"! AAAAAAAAGH! And it was the ugly picture of her with her ugly blonde wig and something was up with her eyelashes. She definitely did not look human. Hate.
But my mom took me to Fred Meyer and I bought "Hairspray"...for $15!!!!!!!! Okay, it was $10 at Walmart!!! I could've bought that AND "Secret Weapon" with my meager allowance. Fred Meyer sucks. A lot.
This CD is amazing. Nikki Blonsky's voice was making me cry. She's so crazy amazing. My mom was like, ":O". She's that good.
THERE'S THE FLASHER WHO LIVES NEXT DOOR, THERE'S THE BUM ON HIS BAR ROOM STOOL, THEY WISH ME LUCK ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL!
Heh.
I haven't listened to the last three songs on the album yet, though. Ricki Lake sings one of them, tho. Who's Aimee Allen?
HA! I got the high score on "Music Video Match-Up"!!!! More than once! I'm Wowza. Check it out on Disneychannel.com. Yeah. GO PLAY IT! See if you can beat it. Bet you can't.
Do do do. MOVIE NIGHT! With Cheetos. Bam. Man, I have homework. :(

I'm sure that's hot and all, but...

You would think the only thing I would want was to watch Usher dance and do the splits repeatedly on television. But really, it's not worth it.
I was watching this weird special called "Fashion Rocks", where they'd show fashion people drool over their own clothing, and then a bunch of celebrities would introduce lame music groups. Avril Lavigne, I hate to admit, is really good, and I like her better live than on CD, but, to quote "Girlfriend", she could do so much better. I liked her before when she was less profane and stuff. Now she's really annoying. But I loved her outfit. And her hair.
Maroon 5 performed, but they didn't do "Makes Me Wonder". They did the song about killing his girlfriend's lover. I was like, ":O" when listening to it. It was pretty shocking. "Now I gotta shoot him dead." And then they did another song and I was like, "WAAAAAAAAAAH YES, 'MAKES ME WONDER'!" but it was this oldies song.
Usher and Mary J. Blige performed together and it was really good. I think Usher should quit writing his own songs and just sing older songs, like "Respect" and stuff. He has a good voice, but he takes himself way seriously. And he can't dance. I was laughing the whole time. Then he stopped dancing and it was all good. Mary J. Blige had a hard time walking on stage. Her platforms were too high. Serves you right.
J LO performed. Aaargh, she's good, too, she's just...let's not go there. But all her songs were about sex, it's like, "Okay, I get it, he can do it do it well."
HA I paid off all my debt on "Animal Crossing". On BOTH GAMES. Nice. So now it's like...what do I do? One of my favorite people moved, tho. We got a faceless bunny, instead. She better not move.

Friday, September 07, 2007

Ciao, Thomas! A tuet a l'heure!!!

I LOVE FRENCH SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!! Only I's pretty bad at cognates so whenever I guess I'm almost always wrong. I mean, lecon is obviously lesson, but I didn't know that.
So yesterday's second day was pretty good. We had to do an assembly for the ninth graders, tho, which REALLY SUCKED. It was pretty intimidating. All my peers staring back at me. Some glaring. Sorry. Not really. I'd be very surprised if any of them understood me, I was reading so fast.
But today we had a seventh grade assembly. It was GREAT. Well, greatish. The Banana song went well, but we didn't get to sing the verse about mullets.
Lol. Shoulder rubs. I don't know why that's funny.
Third day was pretty sweet. We're actually working. In science that's not so great. Mr. Campbell's not too bad, but he gives a lot of work and I didn't write my name on my paper, so he waited for like 10 minutes for me to get a pencil. Only I only had pens. Oops.
I think my Scantron might get rejected. Ooops.
Two blonde people. Camera. That's supposed to be me. Laughing hard.
I'm actually laughing at everything right now.
Weird, I clicked on fall out boy! Psychic...
I luuuurve the courtyard. So far me, Amanda, Kevin, Sarah, Alexis, Jessica, Amby Paul, Kenny, Connor, and sometimes Matt have eaten out there every day. It's great.
Mr. Caley launched into a long lecture about how French kids don't date when I said the boy and the girl in the picture were dating. I mean, come on, they could have been friends, but I just ASSUMED they had it bad for each other. And Mr. Caley said they were BROTHER AND SISTER. Right, the girl was Vietnamese and the guy was white. I know there's adoption, but IT'S A PICTURE. Unless you KNOW the people, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KNOW??? But Mr. Caley went on to talk about how people our age shouldn't date because it's practically sexist and the girl becomes her boyfriend's property. Which is, um...sort of true. And he asked me, who has never had a boyfriend, what my boyfriend would do if I talked to another boy. I was like, "He would punch him in the nuts...I mean, stomach." "You're right! He wouldn't like it!" Phew. Apparently French kids group date, but everyone pays their own way. WHY AM I FINE WITH THIS??? THIS IS WHY I SHOULD'VE BEEN BORN FRENCH!!!! Northern Europe sucks.
I got to leave science early. Ha ha ha. Mr. Campbell and I have the same binder. Ha ha ha. I would've gotten an A if I'd said something about it earlier. Ha ha...crap.
Old school Evanescence. You know, I really like "The Open Door", but "Fallen" is sort of better. I don't know. I think Amy's voice is better on "Fallen", but the music is pretty sweet on "The Open Door".
Do do do do.
Band is less ridiculous. I FORGOT MY MUSIC AT HOME! Dang. My syllabus is due. BAND COUNCIL NOMINATIONS! How fun. I wonder what Kevin got...

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

All Americans live in New York...things you didn't know from our favorite people, the French

AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! HALLELUJAH! Yeah, two different reactions, but my day was weird.
And I got my schedule wrong, so it was English 2nd and Math 3rd, but that was fine with me.
What was the point of wearing my stupid ASB shirt? I only helped one stupid kid who couldn't find the band room. Also, I don't get it; why didn't they have that "tour-the-school" thing BEFORE school started like they did in years past. My mom claims it was never like this. If so, then why do my friends and I all remember a day where we checked each other's schedules for similar classes? WHY WOULD WE DO THIS IF WE'D ALREADY GOTTEN OUR SCHEDULES AT SCHOOL?????? Grrr... I like my jeans, tho. It's as though my butt has been compacted. And my shoes are nice. They got scuffed. :(
A brief interlude.
You Scored an A

It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors.
If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs.
As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human.
And it's humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes.

Yay. I guess.
FRENCH WAS AMAZING! Mr. Caley talked to us in French and we had to respond and it was challenging but then he would explain it to us and it would make sense. And then he told us stories about learning any kind of language. MY PARENTS READ TO ME AS SOON AS I GOT HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL! When he told a story about reading to his granddaughter at 3 days old, I was like, "Crap, my parents made a mistake!" But no. They didn't. Didn't you wonder how I'd gotten so smart? ;)
English was okay. The teacher didn't kill anybody, which was nice. BUt she was talking about going to a "Doggie Dinner" and I was like, "....did you eat the doggies?" And, thinking I said something else, she was like, "Well, my husband tasted one..." !!!!!! Oh. My. Gosh. MY TEACHER IS A SERIAL KILLER. And she made us write an interesting fact about myself. Uhhhh... I didn't know to put. I forgot that I'd lived in Japan for 4 years and wrote something about making my old science teacher retire. Actually, I've made TWO teachers retire. I must be a jinx. Wait, THREE. No...FOUR. Oh my gosh, I AM a jinx.
Lol. Poofy toast man.
If you honestly don't care, I'm sorry. Actually, not. I don't DAAAAAAAANCE.
Math was pretty cool. It looks pretty easy and Mr. Kovacs is nice. Only I made him sort of peeved. Heh. Peeved. Well, not peeved, because he doesn't get "peeved" easily, but he's pegged me as a troublemaker. Pretty much. This is the one class that I have with most of my friends. >:( And there are people I have NO classes with. Makes me mad. But Tyler was in this one. Wearing Davey Havok pants. This is my only class with Toni! Danny's in my study hall and I had band AND Pre-AP with Jessica. Amanda and I only have Pre-AP and math together. SO LAME.
Band is riDUCKulous. Mr. Faxon wants us to buy a buttload of expensive stuff that none of us will ever need again and was like, "Oh, you can get some of this stuff CHEAP for $30! Great deal!" Um, not with my family. WE'RE POOR. Well, not poor, but a metronome AND a tuner??? 3 bottles of slide oil, a mouthpiece brush, spray bottle, a cheesecloth, a lyre, AND flip folder??? And then with percussion, he's like, "The other guys I'm not asking for much (psh), but you guys I'm asking a chunk of cash." Stick bag. Practice pad. And mallets for every percussion instrument on the planet. Nichelle is all, "Heck no." It's pretty funny.
3rd lunch is lame. In seventh grade, I had first lunch. In eighth grade, I had second lunch. Now I have third lunch. HATE. I have to wait till like 11:10 to eat. Which is early enough, but I didn't eat much breakfast, and I usually get hungry at like 10:00. I have some friends, tho...
Office Assistant is boring. There were barely any notes to take and I had to answer phones and the system wouldn't work. And I guess I DON'T answer to Mr. Barry. Whatever.
I HATE SCIENCE. *rips a book in half and growls* THIS CLASS SUCKS SO BAD! I mean, it's bad enough that I didn't get Mr. Walker, but Mr. Campbell is back. THE EVIL SUB FROM HELL IS BACK!!!!!! I didn't even HAVE him last year (okay, I did for math), but he's a MANIAC. So Mr. Henrichsen will be gone for like a month because of his silly vertebrae, so that means it will be Mr. Campbell the whole time. This is like the Mrs. McClellan scandal from last year. So the whole class period was a bunch of stupid stuff about science and chemical spills and then he yelled at us and took to long to take attendance. And the only person keeping me sane in this class is Tim. And how perverted: the sub was all, "If you have a chemical burn, you have to take a shower. If you're able to move, that's great, but if you're not, I WILL take your clothes off." WHAT??????? Yeah, I get it, but still.
I think the best class after French was Study Hall, ironically, because I used to hate it. And it's not even life-changingly brilliant. I only have a few friends in it, and a few people (okay, one person) I can't stand (loser), but Mr. Walker is really nice and tells funny stories and is easy to understand and I would LEARN SO MUCH BETTER IF I HAD HIM FOR A TEACHER. :P He laughed at me when I said I would cut myself if I went to school with my siblings with my mom as a teacher and told an amusing story about lambs to the slaughter. Don't ask.
So yeah. I ate two cupcakes to ease the pain. So I'm going to Walmart later to play Guitar Hero, buy "Hairspray Soundtrack" and "Secret Weapon", and get 5 million binders. Seriously, Mr. Caley wants a 2-inch, Mrs. Sims wants a 3-inch, and I need a 1-inch in math and science. How evil. *sigh* Yeah.
BTW, WHAT THE FREAKING H***??????????? Okay, if there's an ASB meeting and I'm the PRESIDENT, shouldn't I be told???????????? It REALLY ticks me off that no one told me about it, OR came to get me DURING IT, and then were all, "Where the f*** were you?" Um...where???? HATE HATE HATE. So yeah. My day mostly sucked.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Evangelic...Angelic...awwww

I just bothered my mom a whole lot by singing loudly to "X 2004". LOL, like pretty much the best CD ever. It started with "Rawkfist" where I imitated Trevor McNeevan, but after "Landslide" by Seven Places, I knew there was nothing but crappy songs left, ending with the fabulous "Livin' It" by the Cross Movement. AAAAAGH I hate that song so much.
WE LIVE FO DIS, WE DIE FO DIS, WE CRY FO DIS, COME ALIVE FO DIS, WITH THIS HOLE IN YOUR SOUL, HOLE IN YOUR SOUL, HOLE IN YOUR SOLE!!!
Those probably aren't right, but AAAARGH I hate that song SO MUCH. It's annoying and repetitive and like 5 minutes of crap.
And the music video is all the guys in that stupid group bouncing Gangsta like. You know, that thing that gangstas do that when I try to replicate I get shot. Maybe because my clothes aren't baggy enough. Oh, and I'm white. That alone is a reason to shoot me. And because I'm me. But I haven't done it recently (except in my own home), so none of y'all are allowed to shoot me.
IT'S LIVING IN ALL OF US, AND IT'S BROUGHT US HERE BECAUSE YOUUU ARE THE MUSIC IN ME!
Hate Gabriella. And her sexy scandal.
Na na na na, oh yeah, na na na na, yeah yeah yeah, YOU ARE THE MUSIC IN ME.
Yeah.
OMGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ! So do any of y'all watch "Hannah Montana" Cuz you should. You know my feelings on Miley Cyrus, but that show is riDUCKulously fun to watch. Uh yeah, remember Jackson? Creepy older brother? Guess how old he really is?
19? No.
24? No.
29? Closer.
30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT IS SO SCARY!!!!!! HE'S ACTUALLY 30 YEARS OLD!!!!! He's like 16 years younger than BILLY RAY CYRUS! HE COULD BE BILLY'S YOUNGER BROTHER!
I found that out yesterday and it really grossed me out. Like badly.
I have no idea why this brings me pleasure. I need a new hobby.
But I already made cupcakes and I'm reading a really depressing book on body image. It's not even non fiction. Bad.
SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW! Amanda is my locker partner, I have to find an appropriate locker decorating thingy, and I need my schedule. Even tho I already have mine memorized.
First period French. Second period math. Third period Pre-AP English. Fourth period Advanced Band. Fifth period (groan) OFFICE ASSISTANT. Sixth period science. Right. Got it.
I actually like "Fabulous" better than "I Don't Dance" now. I'm ranking them. Because this is my blog, I feel like it, and you can move on if you so deem it necessary.
Forget songs from #1. That movie is NOT WORTHY. Pretty much.
1. Fabulous
2. I Don't Dance
3. Work This Out
4. *toughie...* What Time Is It
5. You Are the Music In Me (Sharpay version)
6. Gotta Go My Own Way
7. Bet On It
8. You Are the Music In Me
9. Humuhumunukunukuapua'a (yes, I know how to spell it)
10. All For One (HATE THIS SONG)
11. Everyday (HATE THIS SONG MORE)
Heh. I think I like ranking.

Monday, September 03, 2007

The Immunity Berry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL I just watched "Barbie Fairytopia in Mermaidia"...or whatever it's called. HA! That movie is hilarious.
You know I have to rant.
I like Bibble now. So adorable. Except he ate these berries that made him sing with disturbing side effects.
Berry #1: Yodeling powers
Berry #2: Opera powers
Berry #3: Heeeeelllllllo, little berry. You are just the most luscious thing you ever saw... Mmmmm, I didn't forget about you, baby.

It was muy disturbing.
And in the opening scene there was this creepy fairy...oh my bad, SEA BUTTERFLY...that had a ginormous head and a really annoying voice. My mom wasn't even watching and she was like, "OMG, that is an annoying voice."
And it was.
OH NO, FUNGI HAVE CAPTURED PRINCE NALU! Heh. I remember him. I had a huge crush on him, as I can recall.
Because he was hot for a cartoon character.
It depends on his facial expression. If he falls into sullen shame, his forehead expands. No lie.
And all of a sudden there's this Nori Mermaid Barbie (TM) who's all in love with him. Say whaaaaat? Didn't he have a huge crush on Elina (by the way, if all the fairies are named after flowers are colors, WHAT KIND OF NAME IS ELINA???) in the last movie??? WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT?? And Nalu is a huge player. This Nori chick can't really think they could have something together.
Oh wait. She doesn't. "He's a prince, I'm a commoner...it just doesn't work that way."
"But you know you guys are MFEO!"
"I know...wait, MFEO??"
"MADE FOR EACH OTHER! *giggles of death*"
The merfairies were annoying, too. And they had HUMONGOUS heads.
But then at the end, Elina's all, "Nooo, I only like Nalu as a friend." Riiiiiight. But she reveals the secret: NALU LOVES NORI! NORI LOVES NALU! AND....they're cool with that. I don't expect much from that relationship. But this is coming from me. Never mind.
I really hate Elina. Not only is she wimpy, she always has to be right. GRRRR. But compared to Nori, she is downright ugly. Nori is pretty much a babe, and I don't even like girls.
Lol, my mom was like, "Ew, her makeup is horrible!" But she said it about Elina, so it was okay.
Oh no, Laverna turned into a frog. And Elina couldn't get her wings back. You know, she REALLY should have stayed like that. Been taught a lesson in humility and have been wrong for a change. But no. She ate the berry that reveals her true self and her true self has wings!!!!!! Apparently Laverna's true self is a frog. Ha. Ha. Ha. Not.
MY DAD GOT AN IPOD!!!!!! It's blue. I want it.
We went to Party City looking for a Sorting Hat, but their Harry Potter selection was limited to glasses, wands, and brooms THAT DON'T ACTUALLY FLY! What's the point of selling them, then??? Oh yeah, and a golden snitch whose wings didn't work. So...I don't know what my dad's doing.
AAAAAGH must watch "Princess and the Pauper", "Barbie and the Magic of the Pegasus", and "Barbie Rapunzel". And eat Coke Gummies. And die to death a happy death.

It was Sharpay, not me.

I'm actually REAAAAAAAAALLY bored so I'll just blog for now.
What's this? Zac and Vanessa caught up in a sex movie scandal????
That's what my grandma said anyways. Apparently Vanessa made a movie for Zac...alone...in her bedroom...in front of her mirror....WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON!!!
Shocking, I know.
Loving that buildup, lol.
But Zac's getting blamed? I highly doubt he called her up and was like, "Hey sexy, wanna make me a video of you? Alone? In your bedroom? In front of your mirror? Without clothes on?"
YOU COULD DO SO MUCH BETTER.
I have no idea why this is affecting my life so greatly.
Maybe because I hated Gabriella, and her breathy innocence, and her cartoon character singing voice (although I am so jealous of her range and her crazy dance moves), and this is like not a very Gabriella thing to do.
Lol. I just reread that.
She should just change her name to Gabriella and pretend to be her all the time.
Heh. Singing to Fall Out Boy is fun. Especially when you pretend to be Patrick Stump. I don't know why...but it's tickling my funny bone. Heh.
Yeah. I think we've covered everything...
Only in America.

True love never fails

GAAAAAAAAAH "Snow" by Tracy Lynn pretty much the best book ever. That and "Pants on Fire" by Meg Cabot. Both pretty surprising with nicely flawed characters.
"Snow" started out so hokey. I was like, "Dang, another interpretation of a fairy tale. Purple prose, 2-D characters...let the games begin." But it was really surprising. I liked it, anyways. Especially after she runs away to London. "She's Cat, he's Raven, and he's Sparrow." "And who are you? Rat?" "No. I'm Chauncey!" Lol.
And she didn't fall for the best friend. Hehehehe. Scottish people really bother me. Alan kept being all, "I dinna wanna tellya, but I'ma g'on party for a wae bit." I was like, "...."
OMG, BLONDE JOKE!
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which horse was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our friend was stuck again. The neighbor suggested she notch the ear off one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart. The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black horse.
That took me a while and then I was like, "ROFL!" Pretty much.
Lol. Another one.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two. One to hold the lightbulb, and one to spin the ladder around.
Heh.
Yeah.
My eye got all swollen up. I don't know why, tho. Actually, I sort of do, but it would gross all of y'all out. It kind of grosses me out, like, "How did that get in my eye?" It doesn't hurt, tho. And I have to keep a stupid hot compress on it like 24/7. But it turns warm really quick and it's annoying to take my glasses off and hold it and then try to type. Bam.
I was playing "Animal Crossing". One of my games is down to 380,000 in debt. Pretty sweet. I should have that in three or four days.
Can't wait.
Hey, Joe Trohman turned 23 the other day! Right...well, if I'm supposed to marry him this should make things awkward. Seeing as I'm not remotely interested and he smokes pot...oh yeah, and he's 23.

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Heh heh heh

I'm not actually supposed to be on the computer right now, but I want to get some pent up feelings out. Cuz I can. Yeah. Hehehehehehe.
And cuz I'm random. And stupid.
Must be the estrogen talking.
Girls have testosterone? Not like testicles full but just a little. IT WAS ON "TEEN DREAMS", IT MUST BE TRUE!!! GAAH!
Yeah.
Eh, I would ask that question, but that might lead to other questions that others will definitely think.
I totally feel like listening to a Simple Plan song right now. It would make me happy.
Hm hm hm.
Heh. My dad finally finished Harry Potter 6, but had a stint where he refused to read the rest after Dumbledore died "because he was in shock".
I guess that's his way of dealing wif it. I just cried my eyeballs out, even though 5 million people ruined the ending for me already.
That reminds me of that stupid "Prophecy of the Stones" book I used to be obsessed with. At the time I thought it was great, but now that I think about it, it was just another 14-year-old writing a story. Seriously, that book was written by a French 14-year-old. Dang. That makes me feel inadequate.
But I cried my eyeballs during that book.
....and then they didn't die.
So my tears were wasted.
But I totally thought Jade should've died...in a random shooting event.
Speaking of books, I finished the last Ashley Stockingdale novel. I was glad about some things, mad about others. It was just...eh. MWAHAHAHAHA SETH IS NO MORE! ...sort of. He married some pregnant chick. Raaaandom... And we thought he couldn't commit.
Oh rats, I spoiled the ending. Oops.
Aaaargh my veins are bubbling. Let it all out. I'll just yell at myself for now. YOU ARE DUMB! DUMB DUMB DUMB! And scene...
They say history repeats itself. I wonder if everyone in history is this dumb...
Hm hm hm.
Everybody stabs you in the back...and I forgot the rest of the words.
Welcome to my life...

And scene

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah it's good to be back.
True, I was only in Port Ludlow for two days.
And that's like half an hour away.
And I practically had all the comforts of home (except I forgot the generator for the Gamecube so I couldn't play that, but I'm not really complainin).
And good food.
But it's nice to be back.
I only have three cousins left in the world. Well, not really, but most are hecka older than me and are at college, so I'm the oldest cousin now, followed by William, then Braeden, then the twins.
All my cousins are mentally insane.
OMGEEZ, A DIGIMON POLL!!!!
I voted for Kari and TK...of course.
Best couple EVER.
I HATE DAVIS.
Pretty much.
We listened to HSM 2 a lot in the car. If there's ever another HSM play in the area, I will be Sharpay. She's so evil. I LOVE IT!
I'm reading "The Pursuit of Happyness", the autobiography of Chris Gardener, and it's way depressing. So far it's mostly about his early childhood and his teen years, and he had an abusive stepfather, he lived in the ghetto, and he got raped by some random guy who stole some stuff he was hustling. So sad.
Ugh, I think my estrogen levels are up today, cuz I keep crying about random things. I was watching "Pooh's Heffalump Movie" and it made me want to cry. Then I was watching "The Parent Trap", with Lindsay Lohan, and that's like my favorite movie ever, but even the crappy finale with Dennis Quaid and Natasha Richardson brought tears to my eyes. AAAAAAAAAAAGH.
Pretty much. I love you all!!!
Sharpay-ly yours...Duck.