Those are the ugliest cats I ever saw.

Wow. THAT was a weird dream.
So yesterday I "played" with Luke (talked to Nathan while the cage door was open, and now whenever I hold him he nestles into my hair. He only likes me because of my hair. And when Nathan petted him, he ran away, but when I touched him, he was like, "Yesh," even with his back turned. Psychic.
But I had some freaky dreams about him. So my dad and I were playing with Luke in my room (I don't know why) and I put Luke at the foot of my bed (my bed's sort of a loft bed, btw) and I remembered that there were slots between the metal bars, so Luke almost fell out and I caught him just as a cat (???????) tried to grab him (that was a very bad rambling sentence. My English teacher is going to kill me, although I don't use these in assignments, as they mark you down). I was like, "Wth, why are there cats in my bed?" which was later explained by a huge hole in the window screen (which leads to the question: HOW DID THE CATS GET UP TO THE WINDOW????????), and Luke ran to the closet. My dad apparently has some control over cats, because he put a hand on the cat, and the cat was mad but didn't chase Luke. All was well again.
...until my dad let go of the cat.
So the stupid cat (which was REALLY UGLY, too) grabbed something gray out of the closet and ate it. But it was a rat. ????????? WHY ARE THERE RATS IN MY CLOSET???? I took matters into my own hands and upped security: I put Luke in a big plastic crate (WITH a lid, which he didn't like too much. But, now that I think about it, how did he breathe?), and I locked the doors and windows, but cats still came in, so I had to swallow fairies to make sure they didn't turn into cats.
Kind of odd.
I don't know why I spent 5 minutes telling you that. I'm sure you didn't need to know.
"MAXIMUM RIDE" IS BEING MADE INTO A MOVIE! Only it's all three books combined, so I have to read quick. I'm #11 on "School's Out---Forever", so this may take a while. Then I think I'll just buy the last one.

Snap these cookies are fine

Gah. I made cookies, but the temperature was all wrong, so I messed up the first few, and when I finally got it right, I ate all the good ones. I should try again. I know how to make cookies, but my dad didn't think they were done. Done = burnt and crispy. Ewww.
I was at Best Buy and I saw this game "Miss Popularity". It looked so ridiculous I just have to buy it. Right now I'm garnering for a larger allowance, so I'm kind of poor, but the time will come. Apparently you need to get popular, spend time with family, dance the night away, and get one of three guys: The Athlete (good at all types of sports...duh), The Skater (vegetarian AND athletic), or The Musician (loves to spend time with his pop princess, aka you). I was torn between Skater and Musician, but Skater is vegetarian. There goes that relationship... Looks fulfilling and very timewasting. I bet it's horrible, and yet I'm so excited. w00t.
Am now searching the web for it.
I think I'll give the White Stripes a try. Jack White's pretty amazing.

PASTAbilities!! HAHAHA! Get it? Sounds like POSSIbilities!

I finished "Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment". I'd tried to read it last year after stealing it briefly from Scott, but got too weirded out and bored, a mere hundred pages from the end. I followed through this time.
It was pretty good. MAX KISSED FANG! You totally had to have seen it coming, tho, because he kept looking at her intently and crap, and then she was getting her butt kicked by Ari, and he's like, "GET OFF HER!" and fights for her honor and stuff. Awwwww... Fang sounds slightly dreamy. Officially in love with Fang. Eat dust, Murtagh. Hahahahahaha.
Only Max is kind of dumb [SPOILERS]because when she kills Ari, Jed's all, "YOU KILLED YOUR OWN BROTHER!" and she's like, "What does that mean? So confoozed..." Um, okaaaaay, if Ari is Jed's son, and he's your brother, then that means-
Dana Carvey/Pistachio Disguisey: Holy cannoli, you are my sister!
No, it means that Jed is your FATHER, Max.
Max: [Vader]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO![/Vader][/SPOILERS]
Anyways. Enough about that.
The rest of this post I will make fun of the horribly written piece of purple trash "Pastabilities" by Todd Strasser.
I don't know why I thought the first one was amazing.
I just don't understand this book.
I mean, if your parents say you're all moving to Italy, wouldn't you be excited? Here are the kids reactions:
Samara: Moving there would be so COOL! Italy is awesome! They really know about style there.
Chance: I guess it'll be okay. Soccer's pretty big over there.
Robby: I don't want to go. I like it here. This is where my friends are. (Typico...)
Oh, and I saved the best for last.
Kit: Well, to be really honest, I think I'd be happier staying here in Soundview Manor. But I guess I should try to be more open-minded and say that I'd give it a chance.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? SHE'S 14!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY IS MATURE AT 14! Suck-up...
I keep picturing Chance shirtless. It just seems right. Not to be a perv or anything. Oh, and when he goes out of the house, he's wearing a wifebeater.
Oh, Chance is the master rap artist there.
Chance's Raps
Rap #1: I like the words and what they say/It reminds me of poetry in a way/The music's mad, but the beat is cool/And it sure beats studying for school.
Rap #2: There are a lot of babes in the world/Makes it hard to decide on just on girl/You may think you've found the girl of your dreams/But she's not as great as she first seems/The only answer is you have to hang loose/It sure beats hanging at the end of a noose.
I'm seeing a pattern here.
Rap #3: (I'll start this off with dialogue, so you can see how wonderfully Italians are portrayed in this book)
Gang member: Hey, you!
Chance: Say whaaaaaaaaaaaat? (I'm exaggerating, but I'm sure he said it with more than one A.)
Gang member: You are the pest!
Chance: But I'm the best pest/the pest with zest/a better pest than the rest!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! It's killing me softly.
Samara is a little whore. She's all, "Waah." If I were Kit, I would beat her to death with Italian leather boots. She just makes me VERY ANGRY.
Awwwww, Kit fell in love with Rafael, who speaks crap English. "I can relate to that." "Eh, relate? I-a no-a understand-a." Grr. And there's this whole epic love affair over the course of 5 days. Hm. Sounds ROMANTIC. And the parents are encouraging it. And Kit is convinced he'll wait for her when she moves back home. Psyche.
Also, Jessica (Chance's stalker) brings this creepy article about Italian men being great lovers and there's a picture of a shirtless Italian guy. Eh? And Kit reads it behind locked doors. Kit? Looking at Italian porn? Who would've thought?
I want to find a picture of Fang. Only I'm kidn of hungry. That will have to wait.
I heart Fang. I guess Murtagh's month is up. Wow, Orlando Bloom is a genius.

OH NO, MY HEART HAS STRONG FEELINGS!

BLOGTHINGS, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Your Heart is Feeling Shy

Your heart certainly has some strong feelings, you're just not sure if you're ready to let them show. You could be someone's secret admirer, or maybe you just haven't truly expressed how deep your feelings run. Maybe you're still a little unsure about how you feel... or your unsure about what reaction you'll get. Deep down, your heart is susceptible to: Clamming up and running away from love Your current outlook on love: Introspective and a bit detached Your love life will improve if you: Put yourself out there a little more. If you don't try, you'll never know. Watch out for: Having a one sided romance - you need to be sure you're feelings are reciprocated

What Is Your Heart Feeling?

It sort of relates, but not to anything right now. The fuzzies are off and on. I keep them at bay with a butter knife and a protractor. Next time I see this person (which won't be for a while), I'll feed myself with realistic if negative thoughts.
Joy.
I LONG TO BE LIKE YOUUUUUUU, LIE COLD IN THE GROUND LIKE YOUUUUUUUUUUU, THERE'S ROOM INSIDE FOR TWOOOOOOOO! Forgot the next lyric. "So move over" would work.

You Are Not Prissy

You're the furthest thing from a princess - and you probably stay far away from any princess types you know. You have an easygoing approach to living. It doesn't take a lot to make you happy. And when life requires it, you're ready to get your hand a little dirty. There's no problem you're too prissy to tackle!

How Prissy Are You?

HA! That didn't used to be true. Age 8, SO PRISSY. I even wore DRESSES. Sure, that's prissy for me. This was kind of a dumb quiz, though.
The next one looks dumb. I think I'll skip it...
Ooooh, what dessert am I?
Wow, that quiz WAS dumb. Time for dessert.

You Are a Brownie

Decadent and intense, you aren't for the weakhearted. Those who can deal with your strong flavor find out how sweet you really are.

What Dessert Are You Most Like?

I'M A BROWNIE!
Wow, Amy Lee's psycho husband would like me. "Drink up sweet decadence, I can't so no to you."
Wow, what IS my dream engagement ring?
Wait, what does that question have to do with an engagement ring? "What's your favorite 'Friends' character?" Ross, but why?

Your Dream Engagement Ring Has a Round Diamond!

A round diamond is classic and timeless, just like your style Your diamond will always look with the times - and goes with everything Of all diamonds, round diamonds show the most sparkle They are often chosen by sweet, dependable women who make marriage their #1 priority.

What's Your Dream Engagement Ring?

NOOOOO. Diamonds suck, are you kidding me? I'd rather have something less predictable with a little color. But you can't exactly tell that to your fiancee, I guess.
HAHAHA, what's my girl smell?
Good, hopefully.
Maybe peppermint. Or is that not girly enough?
I hope I don't get roses or lilacs...
W00T!

Your Scent is Key Lime

Sassy, real, and totally smooth You're a total flirt who's always ready for a challenge!

What's Your Girl Smell?

Sassy? My parents definitely think so. Real, uh, yeah, everything on my body is real. Except for my hair color. Totally smooth. Not. Can't exactly dance, and the ladies don't love me. Which is good, because I don't love ladies. Total flirt. Hm. think about that one. Always ready for a challenge........noooooooooooo...

God save the queen.

It's true. The British are funnier than us. We're doomed.
On "Last Comic Standing" last night, all the British people were really funny, except for this one guy Buddy who got total silence. Ooooooh...
Ava: Madonna adopted another little black child by paying a million dollars and in effect breaking the law and people ask me, "Are you offended?" and I say, "No, I'm excited, because I've got two black kids at home. Come on kids, get your coats on." "Where are we going?" "Oh, I'm cashing you in."
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
There was this one guy from Minneapolis that didn't make it. Minneapolis wasn't very funny, but he was.
Nameless funny guy: You know how sometimes people die and it's sad? And then sometimes it just feels right. Like a guy bought a poisonous cobra, it bit him, and he died. Uh, yeah. What was your plan A? "You're so cute, you're just the cutest widdle cobwa- *gets bitten* *reprimand* NO!!!!"
Hahahaha.
This other guy didn't make it the first time, so he added some energy to his performance and suddenly they thought he was hilarious.
Other nameless not-so-funny guy: I better get going, I have babies to feed. None of my own, I just like to feed BABIES!!!!! I LOVE IT!
Awwwww man, I'm the usual Runescape loving, gaming, overall wearing nerd.
I guess I'll go home and cry.
I swear, my ipod is SO beautiful. Gots little blue butterflies on it... So sweet.
WE'RE GETTING RID OF DIAL-UP! To which I can only say, HALLELUJAH! MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! Granted, it took a little while, but at least they were ANSWERED! My parents knew this day would come... Hopefully I can finally get my own e-mail address. I'm thinking dairypharmer.
I sincerely want to be a dairy farmer. My father is trying to crush my hopes and dreams as nicely as possible. "Dad, how do you start a dairy farm?" "Oh, I think those are mostly handed down through the family..." Darn. But he did say you should have 10 acres and at least 10 cows. I think you should only have 2 acres. 1 acre is good for a pasture. But I am new to this, so hey.
I started playing Harvest Moon again. My cow is slow in having a baby. I played 5 days and she still wouldn't have it. It was annoying.
DairyPharmer. Hehehe.
I got my chains fixed today. Must bring coins in exchange for COLDSTONE!

FAILURE

AAAAAAAAAAGH I'M A FAILURE!
I tried to write a trail journal and it really sucked. Maybe because Amy Lee did end up coming.
Duck: I broke my leg.
Amber: How did that happen?
Emily: Seriously.
Murtagh: *staring moodily off into space*
Amy Lee: HOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAN YOU SEEEEEEEE INTO MY EYES LIKE OPEN DOOOOOOORS?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH it was horrible.
I deleted it.
SO ASHAMED.
And I created this intricate dice rolling process to calculate events along the way, but then both Emily and I broke our legs, then Emily drowned, and Amy Lee kept getting lost, so it didn't really work.
It would be so much easier if I had Oregon Trail.
Don't give up, it's not the end. According to Stellar Kart.
SOMEONE LOVES YOU, EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T THINK SO, DON'T YOU KNOW, YOU GOT ME AND JESUS.
I'm still sick.
And Quizilla ain't workin properly.
I wanna make cookies really bad.
BUT NO. Not until FRIDAY, because we're having our family reunion picnic on Saturday, the 30th (no clue why), and I could bring them as a dessert.
We better leave earlier than 1:00 this year, because last year I got too late to help with making ice cream, and my grandpa let my 8th cousin 4 times removed or whatever make it and then she was all licking the spoon and I wanted to slap her.
I think her sandals got washed away by the tide. Hahahaha.

Grits, dummy

WOOOOOT my ipod is BALLIN!
I found some mp3 bling and it's shiny, so I puts it on my ipod.
I might've overdone it a bit. And it doesn't even look good. But hopefully I'll be able to take all this stuff off. The blue butterflies are getting to me. BUT IT'S SO SHINY!
My mom was more worried than I was. Like my ipod would be forever tormented by butterflies and rhinestones.
Speaking of nightmares, I got REALLY SICK (okay, so I've got a cold), but last night I couldn't sleep because Amy Lee and a closet of Lacrymosas kept me awake (I finally listened to "The Open Door" and was creeped out.)
Also, that album was a little disappointing. Need I point out THEY'RE NOT A CHRISTIAN BAND. I don't care if they found her at a Christian camp, she obviously doesn't care. And pluggedin was not helpful, as per usual. So there's this song that hints at sexual activity (ooer), and Bob doesn't care. But nihilism and not being upbeat are bad and should not be allowed in music. Hello, Bob, WHAT ABOUT "LOSE CONTROL"? ARE YOU NOT LISTENING TO THIS SONG? And then, Amy says "God" in a nonreligious or even, "Hello, God," sense, and he's like, "Oh, that's okay, because we're not sure if she's praying or not." I would think not, Bob. Also, "Good Enough" is supposed to be about her husband, but it makes her husband sound like a player, perv, and rapist. Either that, or she has no self respect/judgement. So if Josh were ever hungry for, I don't know, heart or something, she'd take hers out and lay it bleeding in his hand. Huh. How...nice, Amy.
But I listened to it a second time and, while creepy, it's pretty good and I might buy it sometime (my copy was from the library; in surprisingly good condition, as the library maims their CDs and DVDs).
I need to see if either of my Murtagh stories have been updated. And now I REALLY want to write one of my own.
I'm writing a trail journal. And Amy Lee's not allowed to come anymore.
Only, I don't have Oregon Trail anymores, so I have to probably copy the exact events of another one. Hope no one notices. But Murtagh is coming, and Amber and Emily, and probably someone else, like Ben Matlock or something.
I officially hate Nirvana. They annoy the crap out of me.

Well, that's good, I'm not a slut.

What kind of quiz is this??????? SERIOUSLY!!!!

You Are Not a Tease

You definitely know how to flirt, but you usually choose not to. You're not the type of girl who leads guys on - and men appreciate that. Your charms and sexiness are saved for the one guy you're into... And for that, he digs you even more!

Do Men Think You're You A Tease?

They could've called it "Do Men Think You're Easy?", but I guess that would've been too telling.
Don't know why I took that one.
OY! I just started playing some old computer game I have, Barbie Pet Rescue, and it's kind of lame, because your animals only get adopted if the same type of animal of the same color is rescued. Ex: Sarah the dalmatian will only be adopted if you rescue another dalmatian. And I do this thing that whenever I rescue an animal, I play it's mini-game, but the dang hamster doesn't want to be rescued! CURSE YOU!
Am I a lady? Hm, let's find out.
Psh, no. But Blogthings will tell...

You Are 40% Lady

You tend to make up your rules of etiquette, throwing all conventions aside. And while you try to be a lady (sometimes), your behavior is often quite shocking.

Are You A Lady?

HA! Hey, what's with the pic? I'm not a whore.
I think I've taken this quiz a couple times, but I'd like to post it anyways.
Again. Just to see if I've changed...

You Are A Vanilla Ice Cream Girl

Flexible. Easygoing. Classic.

What Flavor Ice Cream Girl Are You?

Dang. I'm always the boring desserts. Chocolate cake. Chocolate chip cookies. Glazed donuts.
There's several more. Eee, excited!

Your Fashion Style is Sporty

You're a natural beauty who doesn't need fancy clothes to look good You prefer your clothes to be comfortable, so you can stay on the go For you, femininity is not how you wear - but how you wear it. Still, don't be afraid to show off that great body in a dress or skirt!

What Kind of Fashionable Woman Are You?

AKA I'm a lesbian. Man. And I refuse to wear a skirt.
Ooh, what PJs do I wear, I'm curious.
Wha?

The PJ's You Are Most Like: Underwear

You enjoy the simple things in life and aren't hard to please You have an understated, easy sexiness that men love And you're confident enough to pull it off - without being overbearing

What Kind of PJ's Girl Are You?

Actually, I have a very diverse collection of pajama bottoms.
Oooh, what women's shoe am I? Please say Converse. That's the only shoe I wear.
Although I saw some nice Vans. And I want them....

You are Barefoot!

You're a total free spirit, go with the flow girl You can't be restricted by shoes for very long And unsuprisingly, the same goes for men Your match is out there - and he's as carefree as you are

What Kind Of Women's Shoe Are You?

Suuuuuuuure. They made that up.
Well, duh.
Now to see what superheroine I am. NOT ELEKTRA, I beg you.

You Are Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"We saved the world. I say we have to party."

What Superheroine Are You?

If I didn't hate Sarah Michelle Gellar, I'd take this as a compliment.
Uh oh. Don't know if I'll post this one.
And I won't.

Deli-sliced ham and a low fat cheese sauce wrapped in a crust

Yep, that's what I had for lunch. And I had lunch like 3 minutes ago. Mmmmm.. It was quite good, actually. Now, for the sake of losing weight/being health-concious, I'm eating an apple. It's bitter.
IT'S A GAME AND YOU'RE NOT THE WINNER!
You can't DENY yourself inside and when we go we say goodbye and then we run, we run AWAY.
My throat is all gross. First my dad, then William, now me.
I read a really dumb book this morning. Okay, not really dumb, but it definitely wasn't as fair as it wanted it to be.
So this girl (aspiring playwright named Kate) moves from New Jersey to Tennessee, where the school team is the Rebels and they fly a Confederate flag. So the lone black student (not, there's just a bunch of black people shoved into another corner of the universe in this book) decides to send this petition around that's anti-Confederacy, and all the white Southerners didn't want Confy to leave and they got mad.
And it was annoying cuz I wasn't really sure which side I was on. Because I'm pro-Union (or would've been), but there were a lot of great Confederate guys who were Christians and stuff, and it's not like all Southerners are bad, seeing as I'm in love with Georgia, and it doesn't have to stand for slavery, and it's kind of their heritage, but then all the blacks and liberals were all, "It's racist," and if they were REALLY offended by it (the blacks, though, it's kind of none of the liberal's business), shouldn't that mean something?
Yeah, so I was all confused, but it did make me mad because they show the white Southerners at their worst (there was this guy who was in the KKK who believed whites were the actual chosen ones, which reflected badly on Christians and whites in general), but they didn't really show the other side at their worst. I guess the worst was Nikki's (the one who started the whole ordeal) twin brother Luke, who set fire to the Confederate flag, but I don't know, I feel like it was biased.
And then the whole epic love between Kate and Jack was SO ANNOYING. I mean, I guess there's too many dark-haired "hotties" in books these days (as male love interests), and I do have a weird problem with blondes, but Jack was all Troy Bolton from High School Musical. "I want to be an actor, but I could never tell my mother. She wants me to marry Sarah Fife and go to the Academy." And he tells Kate, "I really love you. I'm not just saying it." And she pulled some Anakin-crap, like, "I don't want you to love me! When you're away from me, I can't breathe! I need to be with you!"
The last part, where she has Nikki and Jack be the only two people in this play she's written, was really sad. It was just a bunch of monologues from both sides of the issue, and it was weird, because her sister had just been shot at a football game gone awry, and they made out like she was dead for a long while. It confoozed me.
Now I'm reading "Freshman", and it's pretty funny, but it took me a while to get through 26 or so pages, so I don't know how I'll finish that, the first "Maximum Ride" book, and "House of the Scorpion" without reading and refusing meals or bathroom breaks all day.
Oh wells.
It was SWEET, we played football last night, and I made a touchdown. Andrew is crazy fast. Sucks that he's leaving tomorrow. I saw him for like 2 hours and then he was gone. Going back to Asia. But there were people I had no idea had such skillz. Dang, Jeannie.

Dumbest things I've ever heard, Volume 1

"Russia isn't in Asia!"
"What kind of tanning bed do you use?" "I use one where you lie down."
"Okay, 3 dipped cones, would you like ice cream with that?"
That's all I can think of right now. I've actually heard these things said to me.
IT'S NOT A LIE.
I watched "Accepted" last night. Not something you want to watch with your parents, which I did. There was like 86 s-words. And a lot of sexual stuff. But Sherman and
Glen were pretty funny. Glen especially.
"I call them Glen-wads."
"*calls on cellphone* How do you like your drink? Does she like hers? Good."
"You need a Razor scooter to vote?"
"IT'S A FLAVOR EXPLOSION! I'M WORKING WITH SOME VERY UNSTABLE HEEEERBS!"

Summer from hell...ironically at church

I notice all my friends get to leave REALLY early after the service, but my parents made me stay for like half a freaking hour to help out for some crap, and I was like, "Hello, I already hate this place enough."
And then the stupid sermon was all hypocritical and there were some good points, but then he said some stuff that was supposed to be all meaningful and pointed, and I was like, "Yeah, right." It was annoying, he's telling us to do all this stupid stuff "for the kingdom", and neither he nor any of his messed up church body DOES THAT and he knows it.
I HATE THIS CHURCH.
My dad is finally figuring out that dial-up equals bad, so we're dropping integrity. FINALLY. Well, he said we WILL be, which means in like a million years. Same with getting a dog. But I can wait. Kind've.
Psyche, I didn't know Blackalicious was two people. Hahahaha.
The Craft is pretty good. I just can't put every song on my ipod.
Oh well.

My Top 24 Places To Live

...according to findyourspot.com
1. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (Shopping and city life)
2. Norfolk, Virginia (Blah, blah, blah, more war)
3. Charlotte, North Carolina (Financial center)
4. Lexington, Kentucky (Horses > people)
5. Long Island, New York (Biggest island)
6. Nashville Tennessee (Music)
7. Oklahoma City, Oklahoma (water taxis)
8. New York City, New York (Never sleeps)
9. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (“Nickelodeon”)
10. Chesapeake – Virginia Beach, Virginia (Grand Ball)
11. Bergen-Passaic, New Jersey (Near Big Apple)
12. Knoxville, Tennessee (Near Smokies)
13. Manhattan, New York (EXPENSIVE)
14. Carlisle, Pennsylvania (Longest stone arch bridge)
15. Augusta, Georgia (Golf)
16. Greenville, North Carolina (Honors Rev. War)
17. Richmond, Virginia (Patrick Henry speech)
18. Hampton, Virginia (Astronaut training facility)
19. Rocky Mount – Stony Creek, North Carolina (?)
20. St. Louis, Missouri (Best sports city)
21. Raleigh, North Carolina (Technological)
22. Lancaster, Pennsylvania (Amish country)
23. Bowling Green, Kentucky (Home of the Corvette)
24. New Brunswick, New Jersey (Health care)
I quite agree with 15 (hehehehe), and I might want to check out Lexington (HELLO, MORE HORSES THAN PEOPLE!), but Philly sounds alright, too.
I'm playing "Rank" on the-n.com. Evanescence or Rascal Flatts? STUPID QUESTION!
If I don't know either of the bands, I just pick the one with the cooler name.
EW, NOT DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL, NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Also, if I know one of the artists and REALLY hate them, I pick the other one.
Who knew chick bands could rock that hard?

Smells like teen spirit

We were listening to 104.9, Funky Munky, and they started playing Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit", and I couldn't quite place the song at first, and William's like, "It's Classic Crime!"
Me: *weird look* Uhh...no.
William: Oh, it sounded like them.
Me: Not really.
*silence, filled only with the thinking of brains*
William: Man, this sounds A LOT like Classic Crime.
?????
He makes weird musical comparisons like this sometimes. I don't understand.
Then my dad asked what teen spirit smelled like, and I said alchohol and grass.
Hahahaha.
UGLY DUCKLING, NO! "You get bang for your buck, like a prostitute!"
This is me never listening to this CD with my parents.
Actually, I don't have this CD, and I don't like this CD. It's Nathan's and it just happens to be on Itunes.
I was listening to this really good rap group (eh? Right term?) called Jurassic-Five, and they were good till he was all, "F*** that." NOOOOO! I was just a little hesitant at the 2 n-words, but you didn't have to drop THAT on me!
Grrr.
Just like I was listening to this song called "Street Warz" and it was all good till it was like, "F***, why you n****s always gotta eat more." And they repeated this multiple times.
I need to start running again. Sounds stupid and like a product of our image concious, but I have gained weight since track ended and I want my pants to fit, dang it. Also, it FEELS obvious and gross and I like to run anyways.
Agh, Ugly Duckling is annoying. "We're knock, knocking, and we can't get it, we're knock, knock, knocking, and we can't get it in."
WE GET IT! YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK THE DOOR DOWN! SHUT UP!

PIZZA!

I ORDERED A PIZZA! HA! IN YOUR FACE!
True, my mom had to write out instructions on proper pizza ordering, but hey. There's a first time for everything.
Also, I hate the phone, so I was overcoming some fear of that little device from hell.
LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! Celebrated with frosting and PIZZA. Cream cheese frosting, to be exact. Great big gobs on graham crackers and knife handles. Yesh.
The graduation seemed to take forever. I'm really going to miss this year's graduating class. I made a lot of friends. :( But I didn't get Erin to sign my yearbook. Or Dylan. :( Oh well.
Ugh, it was so annoying, they gave out like 2000 awards to deserving people, but it TOOK FOREVER. And then I had to play with the intermediate band.
YAY, NEW QUIZZES!
Larry got best male athlete. Duh. And Sam got female. Duh.
Hm, how HAS American culture ruined me? Psyche, this is a totally different quiz.

You Are 28% Weirdo

You're a little weird, but you'd be even weirder if you didn't have a few quirks. You are just strange enough to know it, but nobody else seems to notice your weirdness. That's because, deep down, everyone is a little freaky!

Are You A Weirdo?

Woohoo.
They played "Celebration" over the intercome like 20 times. It was kind of annoying.
I was waiting for that one Alice Cooper song.

You Are An Attention Seeker

You're only human, so you can't help but want a little attention every now and then. You love the spotlight, but only when it's well deserved. You'd hate to be known for the wrong thing. And you also don't mind sharing the spotlight. You can easily give someone else credit or a complement. You know there's enough attention to go around, and it makes you happy when your friends shine. You come across as: Friendly and interesting People may wrongly think you're: A little more modest than you actually are!

Are You An Attention Whore?

True, and yet not...
Dododododo. I played Vet Emergency 2 the past two days in a row. And beat it. No Harvest Moon for like a week or two. Which is a shame, because I need to beat chapter 3 and I'm halfway there.

You Are Paper

Crafty and creative, you are able to adapt freely to almost any situation. People tend to underestimate you, unless they've truly seen what you are capable of. Deep down, you're always scheming and thinking up new plans. Your mind is constantly active. You are quite capable of anything you dream of. You can always figure out a way to get what you want. You can wrap a rock person up in your sheet of trickery. A scissor person can sneak up and cut you to pieces. When you fight: No one can anticipate your next move If someone makes you mad: You'll attack them mercilessly when they're unprepared

Are You Rock, Paper, or Scissors?

Anyone who calls it Paper, Rock, Scissors, or Rock, Scissors, Paper is dumb.
THE QUIZ EVERYONE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR! "Has American Culture Ruined You?"

You've Been a Little Ruined by American Culture

Whether you live in the US or not, deep down you're a little American. And there's nothing wrong with loving American culture, but it may have negative effects on your life. Slow down and enjoy what you have. Reconnect with life's simple pleasures. You don't need to be in a consumerist rat race. Life's too short to overwork yourself!

Has American Culture Ruined You?

Laaame.

Wicked

YAAAAAAAY I LURVE FIELD DAY! I swear, it was amazing.
First of all, the talent show was lame, just like last year. When people think talent show, they automatically think, "I'll prove to the world that I have no musical skillz." Two people sang Evanescence: One did pretty good (a capella, too), and one not so good. Bad.
But then this kid Marcus surprised everyone by singing "Wonderwall" while playing guitar. It was REALLY GOOD.
There was also this girl who sang and played guitar (like 20 people did that...:P), and Sarah on piano playing the "Kingdom Hearts" theme.
FIELD DAY! The field part was dumb, but after lunch I just did karaoke with Harmony and Amanda for like 20 hours. Pretty much awesome.
I want a karaoke machine.
And then I came home and tried to sing Evanescence, but I couldn't. :(
WHOPPERS!
Yeah.

Amy Lee vs. Davey Havok

Today all we did was work on extra credit and sign yearbooks. I pretty much got all my friends to sign it, minus a few people. Oh well. It seems disloyal or something, but I don't feel like taking my yearbook tomorrow. All I'm taking is a nice big thing of Powerade and possibly my Ipod.
But we had our "Celebration of Learning" party where we just sat around talking, signing yearbooks, and eating. My Pepsi tasted funny, so I fed it to the plants. Lumpia was good. I donated my carrot cake to Mrs. Schultz-Story. Well, that, and I forgot about it after school. Ooooops, hope she enjoyed it. I need the plate and bowl back, though.
Lalalalala. I like The-N.com now. Even tho my avatar is SO UGLY.
And my computer DOESN'T LET ME PLAY AVATAR PROM!
Ooh, a new friend. Fun...
I just want a new shirt. I got new hair, but that's not working out.
Lalalala.
I REALLY want to write a Murtagh fanfic. And I don't want to give up on my Star Wars idea, but I DON'T WANNA DO RESEARCH.
So tired.
My mom and brother left for WSU forever. :( I'll never see them again.
Until...Saturday, at least.
YESSSSSS now my avatar isn't UGLY!
We got the cool sub today. Yeah, cool sub.

YOU MORON! HE TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK BACK!

I'm reading this book called "Nightsong", which is a retelling of the Greek myth of Orpheus and Eurydice. The one where he goes to the Underworld to save his girlfriend, but the gods tell him, "Don't look back, don't look back," and oh, he looks back, so he loses his girlfriend.
SUCKS FOR YOU!
It's a dumb book so far, but it's a quick read.
"Bring Me To Life" is a fairly Orpheus-ish song.
Today's Paul Dano's birthday! YAY!
He's 23. Shocker.
We got our yearbooks today. It was such a letdown. I'd been looking forward to it ALL DAY, and they really sucked. A lot of things were misspelled, a bunch of people didn't get their SCHOOL PICTURES put in, and unless you were popular, you didn't really have any pictures.
:P
AAAAGH, Fall Out Boy was on Ellen, but my mom didn't know which song they'd performed! But she did say Pete was a spotlight hog and that she didn't like him. Yay!
WHY WON'T AVATAR PROM WORK?
I had this really amazing dream where we had Comcast. It was BEAUTIFUL.

Therapy helpful? Who woulda thought?

So the L. Frank Baum book is being put to good use. I get to rant all I want about J-14's 15 hottest guys of the summer (Dylan and Cole Sprouse? Corbin Bleu? THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!!!) and the stupid play of doom.
"Oh, so he's one of THOSE boys."
Hm.
Good book: "True Confessions of a Hollywood Starlet". I liked it. Now I'm reading the sequel, which isn't as good so far.
"Glory" is a dumb movie. And there's a lot of cussing (even in the edited version), and my teacher was like, "Oh, that's because he's Irish." !!!!!! It was funny. "He just said the F-woid." "That's okay, he's Irish." SO WRONG!
Denzel and Morgan Freeman get into a black fight. I like Denzel better with hair. They didn't have to say n---a so many times for the message to sink in.
Dylan's trying to set me up with someone who not only has a girlfriend, but also uses the n-word a lot.
I'm sure it's fine if he's black (he is, and because of our country's double standards, it is), but I wouldn't be comfortable with it.
But hello. GIRLFRIEND!
Aaaaaaand other things.
Curse self righteouness.
I need that stupid book more than ever. IT'S DE JA VU ALL OVER AGAIN! ALL WE KNOW IS FALLING! SAVE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN! JOIN THE ARMY!
-_-
I sure wish this wasn't happening.
The stupid fuzzy dreams that were NICE a while back? Oh yeah. They're back. Full force. I'm sooo screwed.
BACK, FUZZIES!
Maybe it's convenient that I'm mostly staying at home this summer. Well, and summer school. AND Creation. AND Cispus.
Cispus is looking up, people are recognizing me, there's a good bunch of stereotypical hallmark movie/disney channel teamwork going on; IT'S ALL GOOD.
Except for various things that I probably need therapy for.
Such as...all my teachers are psycho now that it's end of the year. We had to do an ASSIGNMENT today in science. Aren't grades supposed to be in by now? And then there's band. Why can't we just turn in all the music and have a rearranging party like Mr. Villiers had us do? Answer: This isn't Mr. Villiers, suckas. It's Mr. Faxon. And we do this his way.
BUT I WANT A REARRANGING PARTY!
Too bad!
Oh man. I'm talking to myself through blogger. Someone kill me now.
Oh, and Ne-Yo's a man slut. I will never have a pop culture role model that is a...well, role model.
I just thought about it, and most of my role models are male. Except for Amy Lee. :)

Get close to me, and DON'T YOU FAKE IT!

I'm loving Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
Dang Avatar Prom won't load.
My grandma's computer is pretty crappy, but I played like 4 hours of Avatar Prom, something I CAN'T do here, apparently, and I upped my level by 6!!!!1
Mwahaha.
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Am I offline? What's going on?
Oh. My bad. How annoying.
So we had this amazing ASB meeting. I thought it would be against the world, but I guess not. I actually got some of my ideas in there.
Yesh.

"He's one of THOSE boys."

My mom made us go see this play in this forest theatre thing. It was "Robin Hood: The Legend Continues". It took place 20 years after the original, I guess, and Robin Hood returns, finds out he fathered a daughter THAT HE HATES (*gasp* TRAUMA!) and that there's a junior band of Merry Men, bla bla bla. It kind of sucked. And the girl who played Elizabeth (his daughter) couldn't sing and when they disguised her as a boy by cutting off all her hair, it looked way better than it had before, so at the end when it's all grown out again, I was like, "Ew, who is that? That's gross." And she falls for Will Scarlet, Jr., who likes her, but thinks she's a guy.
Which was weird. There was this whole song he sings where he's like, "Bla bla bla, I want to kiss him, but he's a boy, and tell him I love him, but I'm GAY!" And then they sleep together (literally, not figuratively). NOT AWKWARD.
OMGEEEEZ, Friar Tuck, Jr. was incredibly sexy. From far away he looked just like Garrett Hedlund. And he had a really good voice, like when he sang the part of the lead leper (don't ask).
Elizabeth/Robin kisses Will, who gets all freaked out, and faints. Hahaha, more gay moments! It got old pretty fast. But then he finds out she's a girl and they make out for like 5 minutes. It was like, "Wth?"
"I was cruel." "I was crafty." "I was pretty!"
Yeah.
Friar Tuck, Jr. is a senior, however. Kind of out of my league.
And against the law, but hey.
I'm kind of obsessed with Ne-Yo now and I've never even heard his music, but I was reading J-14 (hahahaha, I bought the new one) and out of all the celebrities he seems the most decent and down-to-earth. And his grandfather was part Chinese, which is probably why he looks the way he does, which is cool. He's got a nice smile.
At the same time I'm still a Garrett Hedlund freak. Orlando Bloom put it nicely: That all girls (I guess...) have this window that they attach somebody to for a month, and it's usually really attractive older men. Like him. Kind of. I like his hair short. And when he shaves.
Pirates is gross.
Yo ho yo ho.

Stop getting up for the letdoooooooown

Marie got me this pretty cool L. Frank Baum pocket journal.
I have not journaled in a LONG TIME.
And writing by hand? Who needs that when you can TYPE?
I'm the worst writer ever.
But I think it will come in handy. I can put stuff in there that I can't put in here.
There should totally be a journal hooked with an alarm system. I guess there is, but it's voice-activated so you can giggle over it with your friends. And you put in weird pictures and it says, "He is so cute!" when you touch them with the special pen. And your brother can't even open it!
I think a retinal scan or finger print thing would be more accurate. What if you forgot the password? You can't forget a retinal scan. "Geee, what are my corneal patterns again?"
I wonder how "Insane License Recall" is doing.
In Alabama, dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
I like this song. :) "Honestly" by Cartel.
In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Wow. That's anal.

Should my finger still be bleeding?

So everyone ate my cheesecake and said it was amazing. I have to agree, not to brag, but it was a step up from my last one. It wasn't as chocolatey because I didn't use any cocoa and I had to half the recipe anyways and the chocolate was different, but it was creamy because I used a mixer and the dry parts tasted right.
Only I cut my finger on the sharp serving night (whilst cutting through the pie pan) and it starting bleeding, and I tried to stop it, but it bled through a tissue, so I used my favorite water proof band aids. And there's a big visible stain and I'm scared that I'll get a hemorrhage or something.
NOOOO!
It's pulsating. My finger.
My bad, "Guitar Highway Rose" takes place in Australia. I knew that, but I automatically said British because I've been reading so many British things lately and England and Australia are pretty much the same country/continent. Only Brits are all snobby and have bad teeth and Australians love nature and Aborigines.
I MADE A NEW QUIZ! It's about everyone having their insane license revoked. TAKE IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
I need to retake some of my own quizzes like I do every so often. I never finished that HSM story...
Oh well.
I need to edit it so you can see all the results, though. I do that with all my quizzes and I don't know why I didn't do it this time...
It's already been taken 15 times and picked once? That's not good, but hey, that's better than I normally do.
I wonder what it would take to get like 800 hits in less than one day. Because my most popular Sky High quiz has only been taken around 600 times.
nightgirl521 rules!
I reread part 2 of "Kisses In the Moonlight" because I wanted to read the part where he's all shirtless and laugh, and I read the memo and I thought the author was complaining about people that hated her writing and called her pathetic and I so thought it was aimed at me.
Oops.
But it wasn't. And it wasn't even about that.
I want combat boots. And Vans. And Walker's Vans.
Agh, that LOTR quiz was horrible.
So Nathan graduated tonight. w00t w00t! And he got some award. And everyone was all surprised. But I wasn't. I mean, he's senior class prez, Homecoming King, and really smart; WHY IS THIS SURPRISING?????
Are...you....READY???? *do do do do do do do*
Man, I got Harry. AGAIN.
Jessie is fast. She should've done track. Or maybe I'm just horribly slow.

Do you feel like a man when you push her around? Do you feel better now?

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus lyrics. So Pluggedin loves them. But they haven't reviewed Cartel or Gym Class Heroes. LAME.
I SWEAR, there's a guy in this band with the most amazing hair. He looks just like Blake Lewis with dark hair, only not as corrupted or short/annoying.
I finished "The Night I Disappeared", some girl who created an alternate reality after a "traumatic" event in her past that she can't remember. And I was busy rolling my eyes, because in most books, the situation is always she was molested/raped and she can't ever get past it. But IT'S NOT! Shocking... She gets put in a psychiatric ward.
I also read "Guitar Highway Rose". The title sounded emo and the description was getting there, so I checked it out. Took me a while to find it was British, too. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? And Rosie and Asher run away together. Awwwww. Not. There's an event near the end I totally did not see coming. I mean, I knew right away what had happened when I read the description, but it was like, "Wha? Why'd you stick that in there?" Kind of a pointless book. Asher didn't use punctuation. Everyone was talking about hot chip addictions.
FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT, SHE SAYS THIS DOESN'T HURT!
I see what's going down...
I want stripey socks.
And dreads.
But then I wouldn't wash them. Ew.
I want to dye my hair. Don't know quite when that will happen.
These emo pictures are dumb.
I wish I had a counter to see how many times I use emo in a post. Emo emo emo emo emo.

Sometimes, you just gotta let it go...

OMGEEEZ! "Love Undercover" is totally my favorite book of all time now.
So a girl named Kaitlyn has a dad in the FBI and he brings home a kid named Blaine under the Witness Protection Program. And Blaine is just SO HOT (apparently looks just like Orlando Bloom), and everyone loves him. OH NO, Kaitlyn and Blaine fight! But it's okay, because she saves him from a hitman and he wants to work out a long distance relationship. Oh, and she writes him the best letter:
Dear Blaine,
I hope you don't mind me writing you like this. You left so abruptly and there are a lot of things I want to say. It's strange not being able to walk down the hall when I want to talk to you. But I'm happy that everything worked out and you got to go back home safely.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss you. I'd also be lying if I said I didn't like you. You know, in THAT way. I feel embarrassed writing this down on paper, but it's the truth. I like you. I've liked you from the moment I met you. Even as I was trying to karate chop you to oblivion, I was secretly thinking, "Wow, this guy is amazing." And the more I got to know you, the more amazing you became. You're so smart, caring, funny, and of course, cute. Okay, cute is probably not a strong enough word to describe you. But I think I'll stop there, because I'm already blushing about fifty shades of red.
I wish things could've worked out differently between us. Call it a colossal case of bad timing. Or call it a twist of fate. I know I should accept that and move on, but, still, I keep wondering "What if?" That one kiss we shared was...unbelievable. I wish there could have been more.
To be totally honest, I've never felt this way about anyone before. And it will probably be a long time before I feel this way again. I realize this doesn't mean a lot right now. But I wanted you to know.
Yours,
Kaitlyn
Hehehe. Go buy it.
AAAAAAAAAAAH, I HATE THE SPURS! I HATE TONY PARKER! NOOOOOOO! I mean, it was kind of inevitable that they would win, because of the three game lead, but I WANTED LEBRON!
Everyone in the crowd is booing really loudly. BOOOOO! BOOO!
Chant with me now: TONY PARKER SUCKS! TONY PARKER SUCKS! TONY PARKER SUCKS!
I just really hate them.
So Marie is here, I made a cheesecake, bought TWO new CDs (Cartel and Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, only I've only listened to Cartel, and they're okay, but "A" is the longest song ever.) And then we went to Albertson's. THere's a new J-14. I must buy it, but I have no money. :( I started reading it. Yeah, Zanessa went scuba diving. Long live Zanessa!
I hate John Stamos, too.
AAAAAGH, the math final was SO EASY! I'm almost done, and I got all worked up for nothing. I hate math. I've gone from hating it to loving it to hating it again. And it's all my math teacher's fault.

Your Inner Pop Princess Is Kelly Clarkson

"Grew up in a small town And when the rain would fall down I'd just stare out my window Dreaming of what could be" No doubt about it, you have star quality. Might just take a while to get there.

Who's Your Inner Pop Princess?

Only she's not blonde now... Kelly isn't much of a pop princess. Shoot me if I'm wrong.
TONY PARKER MUST DIE!
Oooh, a whole slew of new quizzes...
Is my family disfunctional?
Hm...results pending...

Your Family Is 50% Dysfunctional

Your family definitely has some problems, but probably nothing that can't be overcome. You don't have the greatest past with your family, and bad feelings may arise when everyone's together. It may take some individual or group therapy to work everything out. And that means your family has to admit there's a problem. If your family isn't ready to change, you may need to give them some distance for a while.

Is Your Family Dysfunctional?

Eh? Whatever...
Wow, a quiz to see if I'm a high maintenance pain in the neck woman.
"Mates, Dates, and Inflatable Bras" is a weird book.
Just a heads up.
None of these answers are what I would do. A guy offers to buy you a drink. "Sorry, I'm under 21, but a Dew would be nice..."

You Are Low Maintenance

Otherwise known as "too good to be true" You're one laid back chica - and men love that! Just remember that no good guy likes a doormat. So if you find your self going along to get along... Stop yourself and put up a little bit of a fight.

Are You A High Maintenance Woman?

Hm. Good for future reference.
Not.
Seeing as I've never had a boyfriend, how is this going to help?
Wait. That made no sense.
14 sucks. I'm totally obsessing this year. Or not so much obsessing as asking weird questions, like I've mentioned before. 14 still sucks. But still, I asked a question and it led to a discussion in which I'm allowed to date before I'm 16 if it's right for me and it's what God wants.
:O
HOW COME I WASN'T AWARE OF THIS?
Ooooh, and the best part: My mom, someone TOTALLY against relationships where the age difference is over 1 year, was cool with me dating someone older. AT 14, SHE'D BE COOL WITH A 17 YEAR OLD! Wha? How am I NOT picking up on this? And she was like, "No, I'm not against relationships like that." Not true. Whenever we watch TV and a 16-year-old is going out with an 18-year-old, she gets mad.
Sooooooo if as a freshman I picked up a senior, and I prayed about it, that would be cool?
Not like I could "pick up" anyone, much less a senior, but this scenario just doesn't work for me, especially with MY father.
I DISAGREE WITH THIS!

You Can Hang With the Guys and the Girls

You've struck a good balance between girlie and laid back. You can keep it casual but when you dress up, you are as girly as the next girl.

How Feminine Are You?

I'm disgustingly masculine, but not exactly ashamed of it. Girls suck. Probably the reason I'm not a lesbian: I hate girls/being a girl.
Hm, what's my pick up line? Questions, questions.
Wow, there is no doubt I will never use this.

Your Pick Up Line Is

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans.

What Pick Up Line Will Get You a Man?

Hm, subtle. I also got, "You've been a BAD boy! Now go to MY room!"
The fun of 14 continues...

Lost...in a polka dotted tanktop

I just finished "48 Shades of Brown", a very good book about some Australian guy who goes to live with his 22-year-old bass playing act and her roommate Naomi rather than go to boarding school or move to Geneva with his parents. And then he gets a crush on Naomi (who was only 19???? I didn't figure this out till earlier on and I was like, "What, isn't this illegal?" Actually, I guess it still is, because she's 19 and he's 17). And a whole bunch of stuff happens, including a raunchy university party, learning all 48 shades of brown (for birds), and a phonetic alphabet.
I didn't really know how I felt about it when it ended, because I thought he would end up with Naomi, but he didn't, and he decided to pursue someone that I didn't think was worth his time, and I thought that was stupid. But it was a really well written book, because Dan (main character) was really funny and introspective, and I liked the way it was written (NO QUOTATION MARKS!!!). So it was good, but I didn't really get the ending.
But that's just me.
Raaah.
I LOVE SHAPES MACARONI!
Seriously, I hate stupid Kraft macaroni and cheese: THE CHEESIEST! Because it's not cheesy at all and it tastes horrible, especially when you add to much milk. Spirals is better, but shapes are fantasmagorical (Inigo: That word...I do not think it means what you think it means.) and taste delicious. I think it's because they hold more cheese. Last week I had two boxes of Shrek and tonight I made Spongebobs.
How come all the good stuff they never sell in bulk?
Oh, the simple pleasures of life...
Wow, I've never thought of Harry Potter's death so comically before.
Hey, someone just referenced "Of All the Gin Joints In the World" in their quiz! 'I used to waste my time dreaming of being alive, now I only waste it dreaming of him. Have you ever felt this way?'
I SWEAR, THOSE ARE LIKE EXACT LYRICS! Except for the last part. And trade "him" for "you".
MARIE IS COMING TONIGHT! I'm making a cheesecake for graduation.
7 DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT! ONE MORE FINAL! THEN FRIVOLOUS FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
"Next Best Thing" AND "Last Comic Standing" are on tonight. Oh what fun! What joyous splendor! 3 hours to waste to "quality television".
I'm reading ANOTHER British book. I've read A LOT of British books lately. "48 Shades of Brown" doesn't count, though, that took place in Australia.
"Love Is A Many Trousered Thing" has come out and I don't have it yet. Curses.

Today I swallowed my uvula.

You Are 30% Weird

Not enough to scare other people... But sometimes you scare yourself.

How Weird Are You?

I disagree...

Your Love Life Secrets Are

Looking back on your life, you will only have one true love. You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't? You want to be with someone who's a success. A person with the right job, right family, right clothes... In fights, you speak your mind and don't hold back. You know you're right, and you can get quite angry about it. You have a hard time ending relationships, even if the other person says it's over.

Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

I'm ashamed to have taken this quiz. I don't even know why I did, seeing as I have no love life to speak of. None of those things are very secret...
HIDDEN SECRETS!
So today I swallowed my uvula. Well, I woke up, and my throat felt weird, like something was in there, so I looked in the bathroom mirror and my uvula was uneven and it looked like half of it was hanging down IN my throat, like IN in. And I was very hungry, but I didn't want to choke to death on Cinnamon Toast Crunch or something, so I had my mom look and and she said I'm starting to get sick.
Well, then.
Now THIS I agree with.

You Are a Realist

You don't see the glass as half empty or half full. You see what's exactly in the glass. You never try to make a bad situation seem better than it is... But you also never sabotage any good things you have going on. You are brutally honest in your assessments of situations - and this always seems to help you cope.

Are You An Optimist or Pessimist?

Today was our first ASB meeting. What have I gotten myself into? I've turned into such a slacker. I swear, it's 14, not me. But I'll have to do A LOT of work this summer, WITH the group. I hate working in groups, and I don't really know any of these people. This will be a challenge.
Scare: I thought signing up for summer school was over and I was all mad because my mom HADN'T signed up, so I got to call her and tell her, but it turns out I got the month wrong. Nice.
Not fair, our block class is technically only 2 classes, and she's giving us three finals. I've already completed all of them AND all the "Shades of Gray" questions. I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK! She's going to show us two movies, throw a party, and then the last two days are frivolous fun and YEARBOOKS!
W00T!
Math final tomorrow. :P I'm gonna fail.

Your Band Name is:

The Barnyard Eyedrops

Band Name Generator

Hm...I doubt anyone would want to be in a band with me after this. Especially since I couldn't contribute anything and would have to sell T-shirts behind a large table covered in black cloth while I wistfully watched the man of my dreams rocking on out on...actually, I have no idea where that came from. Also, I don't know exactly what I would have Dream boy play...not guitar, too cliche and it's the official Instrument From Hell, bass is okay, I don't like lead singers, they're all the same, and drummers don't get enough recognition so they become all emo and shrouded in mystery and dark cloakyness.

Wait, you were kidding, weren't you?

I have a sudden urge to make one of my playlists movies a silent film consisting of just music and actors walking around with different facial expressions.
Because I'm bored and artistic like that.
Actually, I'm not very artistic and I don't qualify to make movies. I'm not ABSTRACT enough to do that. I'm too concrete; I listen to a song and try to find a storyline that I go can go on that makes sense. I don't think up random images, then have frequent shots of the band playing.
And I really hate live music videos where it's just them playing. It's like, "I could just listen to the song for this, I don't really care to see you playing..."
Lol, could someone honestly hate themselves for being a fast thinker? "I think too quickly!"
I do, though.
Hahahaha.
How conceited and wrong of me.
I'm just thinking of the times where someone says something and I know it's sarcasm, but I'm already saying a serious response before my brain can click.
Actually, that's not thinking too fast.
That's just stupid.
Jazz band Thursday, mrrooooooownoooooooooooo.
I thought today was the last day.
Nurp.
I FINISHED ALL MY FINALS! Wait, never mind, I have to finish the science final tomorrow (21 QUESTIONS LEFT!) and the math final starts tomorrow. Should be easy, I finished almost all the review. Guess I have some homework...
But seriously, all the finals reminded me of Harry Potter, when they were always getting ready for finals and stuff. Hehehehe. :D I'm a nerd.
We had the track banquet for two hours after school today. It was pretty cool, and apparently I was one of the people with the most records (only 8 all season, but hey, I got recognized for something...), but they messed up my shotput thing. I got FIRST PLACE in shotput with 21.1 feet, and they said I got SECOND PLACE with 18 ft 5 in, which was something ANOTHER girl got. And the other girl didn't say anything, and I was mad, but not assertive enough to do anything. Mainly because I am lame, but also because her friends don't really like me and look down on me and think I'm annoying and I didn't want to be all, "Oh hey there, um, yeah, I have like, um, you have my ribbon?" And they'd glare at me and say, "She's so annoying." I heard them say it literally behind my back on the last track meet. Or something close to it. But then they have to act all nice in all the classes I have with them.
Jerks.
Wow, I must be hormonal, because I just reread everything I just wrote.
Either that or I'm a loser that spends too much time venting into her personal blog that 4 PEOPLE READ!
I'd like to say the former, but the latter looks pretty accurate.
There. I have a first place ribbon and a second place ribbon. I should have TWO, like I said above, because my life has been cursed by too many second place (or "excellent") ribbons, but I'll settle for this, I guess.
I already got a coach's award once this year, so I'm not missing out.
I have never seen the "Sugar, We're Going Down" music video. Now it is attempting to play on my computer. Hm... He has no male organ? Eh?
Nah, I'll do it some other time, some other place, some other computer...
AAAAAAAARGH, SILENT SHORT MUSIC FILM!!!!!!!!!!
I need a camera, two people willing to play lovers, a mean ex boyfriend, and...I don't know...
THE PLANNING BEGINS! *gasp* I COULD BE A FAMOUS DIRECTOR!
Actually, this most likely won't work, unless my dad gets a new camera to replace his 85 year old video camera that DOESN'T WORK!
Along with Comcast...but hey, that's just me.

Songs of silent sadness *pause* Hahahahaha...

NOOOO! NO NO NO!
So I found myself a new, BETTER Murtagh fanfic AND THERE'S A POSSIBILITY JEANETTE ENDS UP WITH ERAGON????
EWWWWWWWWWWW!
GROSS!
And Eragon's all "softly caress"-ing all over the place.
Perv.
I just really feel like killing him.
Lol, there's a guy named Ricbert.
Hm, that's realistic.
"What's your name?" "Rrrricbert, sire."
EWWWW! MAKE IT STOP! Murtagh's pretty much not in the story right now. ONLY 12 CHAPTERS! WHAT WILL I DO!
I still have to check up on the other fanfic to see if she's added more.
I'm SUCH A NERD.
We had our English final today. SO EASY! It was like 13 pages, but I finished it pretty quickly.
Dumb Lorne. He shoulda died. "Lala, I'm gonna stand in the middle of the road and get runned over by a carriage." "NOOOO! *save* Ow, my ankle!"
The title's kind of stupid, but it's not bad. I like her portrayal of Galbatorix. And the dragons actually get a part in the story.
Math final Wednesday? We got a take home review and I have to finish the trig packet. I actually understand trigonometry now. Sohcahtoa...sohcahtoa...sohcahtoa! I think... Is cosine adjacent over hypotenuse? Confoozed.
I only have to go to jazz band ONE MORE TIME! W00T! I was late today. I just woke up like 45 minutes late. Band concert tomorrow. Mr. Faxon was going to let us watch "West Side Story" after school for extra credit, but I didn't want to be the only one there singing along, even though I hate that movie.
Besides, I made some good progress in Harvest Moon. Now on Chapter 3, year 2, Spring day 2. And I made some S seeds and am growing a new S-rated Banana tree. Weeee... Moneys.
Yay, a Garrett Hedlund fanfic! "You Belong to Me/You're Hurting Me"
Dream job? Work with Simon Cowell. He'd get it.
Although we've been at odds lately...
Ooookay, this is kind of freaking me out...
I get to miss two periods tomorrow! Again! Yay!
Still creeping me out...
I think Melinda should have won. THE TRUTH COMES OUT!
Baccalaureate was last night. Bla. I'm hungry. The pastor wasn't that good. It was like, "Ooooh, how meaninfulllzzzzzz..."
Tired. Hungry. HARVEST MOON.
TOTALLY WRITING HARVEST MOON FANFIC! maybe...probably not...never...nope.

...and then her leg fell off!

Wow. "Ruffian" is probably the most depressing horse movie I've ever seen. And it was horribly written. That's the last time I watch an ABC Saturday night movie.
Okay, so there's this horse "Ruffian" and everyone is all, "Oh, she's a queen." I guess I REALLY don't know horses, because she was pretty, but I wouldn't be worshiping her like all the stable hands were.
So she's really fast and she wins all these races, bla bla bla.
There's this other horse, a colt, Foolish Pleasure, that's also winning all these races. So everybody's all, "If Ruffian's any good, she's gonna have to beat the colt!" And there's this whole Battle of the Sexes and the black guy buys a "Ruffian" shirt (btw, it's 1974 South Carolina, and there's no discrimination of any kind? Excuse me, my grandpa still refers to blacks as the n-word and doesn't think the government should allow them to live in his neighborhood.), but then Ruffian's leg falls off.
That's right. Falls off.
Okay, it didn't really fall off, but she did break it, and you saw it hang off the rest of her leg by a little bit of skin, and whenever she picked up her foot it would flop around and you saw the bloody end of it.
It was only a little gross. But my mom and Nathan were screaming and stuff. William and I were just like, "-_-"
I knew she was going to lose the race (because of all the obvious foreshadowing. "Oh, she's ahead! THere's no way she can ever lose, yip yip yip!"), but I hadn't forseen her leg falling off.
So Ruffian goes into surgery and the weird reporter that looks like Earl on "My name is Earl" was all, "She was 11 for 11; she was ahead when she broke down."
YAY, they fix RUFFIAN!
But then she breaks her other leg.
Seriously. She's all, "Wth, why do I have a cast on my leg, WOLVES, OMGEEZZZ, AAAAAAAH!" and her other leg falls off. You don't actually see it, though, you just hear the tearful trainer saying it sadly on the phone to the owners.
I swear, when she heard Ruffian was going to die, the owner's wife started laughing. Not even kidding.
So they put Ruffian down.
Uh, hello? WHat kind of movie was that?
Why couldn't they do an inspirational film about a horse that actually WON the big race?
Although I could see why they'd want to do a movie about her. I mean, she brought a lot of attention back to horseracing and she was 10 for 10 (or 11 for 11. Whatever.) and she was the first and only horse buried at Belmont.
And I'm sure they had a lot of fun taping the leg falling off part.
But aren't horse movies supposed to be happy and wonderful? I mean, the whole "miracle" vibe wasn't exactly flowing ("Wow, she grew another leg!" "Wow, she can run even faster with only 3 legs!" "We won't put her down! We'll sew her leg back on and have her be a riding horse for little kiddies!"). It was just like, "Wth? Why'd I just spend 2 hours watching that?"
Granted, I've only seen a few racing movies in my lifetime. I know, me, the horse freak, not into horse movies.
Let's see..."Black Beauty" (not a racing movie), "Black Stallion", "Dreamer" (awwww), I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN "SEABISCUIT!"
Church was really great last night. They had this worship group from some Christian college and they were amazing; very tight harmonies.
"Are you a Majesty groupie?" "Erm, no."

Sign "O" the times

I'm FINALLY giving my uncle's old Prince CD a listen. It came out in 1984, so that explains the weird hair, I guess.
Althought Prince has always looked weird.
It's pretty good. Only each song is around 5 minutes long.
"Play in the Sunshine". Sounding good so far. Except for the high pitched "OH'S!"
Something about margaritas and ecstacy. Sounds like a good time...
XP
I could beat Harvest Moon in 36 days if I play 6-8 HM days each day.
It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on a curb in St. Louis?
Oh, darn, there goes my Saturday.
YAY, Marie is coming! And I'm gonna make a CHEESECAKE!
I still haven't technically "STARTED" any of my writer's projects. But I'm pretty excited about the Star Wars fanfic. I have lots of ideas of WHERE I want it to go and this is the first idea that hasn't left me alone in like...forever?
WRITING ROCKS!
I heard Prince's new single the other day on TV. Sounds pretty good.
He's just SO SHORT. In the music video he's all dancing with these girls and they're like 10 feet taller than he is.
My computer can't make the Prince sign, so they just put an O.
Hahaha.
Apparently the sentence "A quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog" uses every letter in the alphabet. I'm too lazy to see if this is true, but it looks good up to H.
Lol, "Housequake" is funny.
"Shut up already! D---"
My bad...

Last playlist movie EVER!

Party Music: ....aaaand there is no plot. :(
I do have one more...
Though I rearranged the songs to make it make more sense, and now I don't know if it does...
Oh well.
The Best and Worst of Relationships (Love Songs): Boy meets girl. ("Hello", Hawk Nelson) Boy worships every little thing about girl ("Every Little Thing", Hawk Nelson) because she's just the girl he's looking for. ("Just the Girl", Click Five) Boy talks about his luck returning now that he has found girl. ("Just My Luck", McFly) Girl reciprocates feelings, but doesn't want to admit it. ("I Won't Say I'm In Love", Cheryl Freeman) Boy approaches girl about jerk boyfriend. ("Grand Theft Autumn/Where Is Your Boy", Fall Out Boy) Boy gets girl. ("The Geeks Get the Girl", American Hi-Fi) Boy and girl, um, take a step towards each other and run the h*** out of town. (it's in the song) ("Beauty in the Breakdown", Scene Aesthetic) Boy tells others to treat their women like princesses. ("Princess", Fresh Digress) Girl is apparently girl of the year. (Best song ever) ("Girl of the Year", FM Static) (STAND CLEAR, SHE'S THE GIRL OF THE YEAR) Boy and girl are madly in love. ("I Can't Take My Eyes Off You", Troy/Gabriella/Ryan/Sharpay) (You know, the song from High School Musical!) Boy sings sappy love ballads of how he's not deserving ("Must Have Done Something Right", Relient K) and reminisces of their first meeting. ("The Video Store", FM Static) Boy leaves girl. ("Bang the Doldrums", Fall Out Boy) (I just found out what doldrums were the other day. :D) Girl laments boy's departure. ("When There Was Me and You", Gabriella) (Another High School Musical song...) Boy angsts about their past relationship when he returns to hometown two years later. ("Chicago Is So Two Years Ago", Fall Out Boy) Boy reveals his skewed perception of breakup. ("Someone Else Before", Hawk Nelson) Boy spreads rumors about trampy girlfriend. ("Daisy", Ugly Duckling) (That's not exactly what the song's about, but it fits) Boy remembers painfully all the memories and how he could never fall in love again ("All the Memories", The Classic Crime) because it's over ("It's Over", Hawk Nelson).
Wow, I added like four Hawk Nelson songs. Who knew they were so emo??
Fall Out Boy is always on the wrong end of the scale...for the most part.
OMG, I'M TOTALLY WRITING A SHORT STORY ABOUT THIS!!!!! YAY, I'S CREATED MASELF A SCRIPTS!!!!
Hm, that's four writing projects.
Wow, that's a charming lyrics. "True romance is dead, I shot it in the chest and in the head".

How much IS your life worth?

Your Life Is Worth...

$953,500

How Much Is Your Life Worth?

I wonder what the criteria for being worth a lot is...
Hm, young, pretty, submissive, healthy...oh yeah, WHITE!
I say that, but here's something that bugs me; White people are viewed as average joes/horrible people and every other race/color is a vibrant culture.
-_-
Swedes and Russians are different. They're both white, but they're a different culture.
And they're both really weird and I'm most likely never going to either country.
Quizilla hasn't been letting me view images lately...
Either everyone is getting REALLY bad at HTML, or the server's down, or it's some plot by my internet company to keep me from viewing pornographic things.
Yeah right, me, porn. Doesn't quite fit...
Nicole Kidman is scared of butterflies?
Butterfly: *twitting, flitting about*
Nicole Kidman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
oOOOOOH, so scary.
I had "Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner" stuck in my head all afternoon. I noticed that usually happens after I spend a lot of time with Dylan. Or after I talk about singing and talent shows.
There is a talent show coming up. The last tryout was today. I am not trying out.
I want to sing "Teach Me Tonight" for the jazz band, but if I'd REALLY wanted to, I would have to have been a dedicated member at the beginning of the school year.
If that's the case, why is Mr. Faxon having me play with them so often now?
I'm playing with EVERY SINGLE BAND in the last concert. That's FOUR BANDS. Count 'em, FOUR!
The sevvies are funny. But they're playing really easy stuff. So is the intermediate band. -_-
I'm so not looking forward to next year.
I GOT TO MISS TWO PERIODS TODAY! Granted, I missed some important math things and Mrs. Schultz-Story thought I skipped 5th, but it was all good... And then NO STUDY HALL because of Distinguished Readers. So my horoscope is wrong today (as per usual). Today was 4 and a HALF stars, thank you.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit...
Hm.
Keep quiet, nothing comes as easy as you.
That's pretty much my favorite part of the whole song.
Heather showed me some pretty sweet manga. Must read...

On the lot

MORE PLAYLIST MOVIES! YAY! I'm having fun, I don't care if you're not.
Hehehe, the house all to myself! ONLINE!
I kind of want to play Harvest Moon but not really.
Anyways, here's...
On-The-Go: Our protagonist is a peppy, upbeat person. Opening song ("'Tell That Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today'", Fall Out Boy). They know they've been sitting in the shade too long and need to activate. ("Activate", Stellar Kart) But to do that, they need to get their head in the game. ("Get'cha Head In The Game", B5) So they start, um, bopping to the top. ("Bop to the Top", Ryan and Sharpay) MOTIVATIONAL MUSIC! ("Get Ready For This", 2 Unlimited) Our hero feels so good. ("I Feel So Good", KJ-52) Good enough to play POKEMON! ("Pokemon Theme Song", erm, Pokemon?) They feel like running a marathon. ("Marathons", Falling Up; this song isn't actually about running a marathon, but hey, the title) Uh, don't really know why I put this song on there... ("Apparitions of Melody", Kids in the Way) Or this one. ("Detainer", Day of Fire) Suddenly, all that goodness comes to a screeching halt. Someone has CHANGED THE REGIME! ("Regime Change", Disciple) Everything seems harder than the first time. ("Harder than the First Time", Barlowgirl) Our hero is living on a prayer ("Living on a Prayer", Stellar Kart), hoping someone will bring them back to life. ("Bring Me To Life", Evanescence) They press on. ("Press On", Relient K) And the last two songs were really fast and upbeat, so I put them on the playlist... ("Revolution", Dizmas; "Snitches and Talkers Get Stitches and Walkers", Fall Out Boy)
"Headlights" is such a funny song.
Hahahahaha.
Hm, according to this quiz, I will kill somebody.
Hm.
Not too far off.
Oooh, what clique am I in? The suspense is killing me.
SPEAKING OF SUSPENSE, WE HAVE "CINDERELLA STORY"!!! MUST WATCH!!
Eh, I'm gothic lolita? I don't even know who Mana is!!!
Oh well.
Some of the ninth graders reacted badly to the "Emo" on the back of my sweatshirt.
I've missed quizilla...
Hm, I should find some more bad Murtagh fanfics.
Maybe I could add that to my writing projects.
Let's see, there's the Star Wars fanfic I STARTED, couldn't keep going on, erased, then restarted, but haven't actually STARTED. That made no sense.
And then there's a realistic fiction thing that has two points of view that I want to start.
Could I tack on a Murtagh fanfic that doesn't involve too much work?
Just some fun, senseless, bad writing?
Like my soap was?
Only that wasn't so fun...
Yeah, I think so.
Only I wouldn't have it tie into the story and the character wouldn't sleep with Murtagh and...
Okay, I just read all the rest of the parts of the bad Murtagh fanfic I posted yesterday, and I have some things to say:
1. How long has she known Murtagh? Like a week? And they're sharing a tavern room? And he'll "never leave her side"? Are you sure? He didn't even heal her grievous wounds! Well, he sort of did.
2. AND HE BUYS HER A HORSE? EH?
3. The part where they shared the bed was so funny. I mean, I know he's a GUY, but would he REALLY be all, "NO, we're SHARING the bed!" Yeah, probably. But how did he end up without a shirt? Did he wake up, realize he was cuddling Raven to his chest, decide he was hot, take off his shirt, and THEN cuddle some MORE? Raven: WTH? Murtagh: Oh, sorry, didn't mean to. RIIIIIIIIGHT.
4. First kiss takes like 3 weeks? Moving a little fast, are we?
5. And they consummate their relationship, having only known each that long, and I know they haven't seen each other in two months, but wha????
6. And he buys her a RING!!! AND PROPOSES! Okay, I didn't live in the 1300's or whenever that took place (from what he describes it, that's what it sounds like, according to different sources), but I don't think that was the marriage custom.
7. Oh no, she gonna die! Raven gonna die! I wonder what will happen next...

Wow. What a rant.
I must remind myself I am a huge hypocrite all day, every day.
And can I really insult a fellow writer?
It seems really wrong to justify it, but when people are like, "OH, YOU'RE SO CRITICAL, YOU DON'T LIKE ANYTHING, JUST SHUT UP!" it's like, "Well, yeah, I'm picky, but I DO have high standards. I'm not taking a sucky movie and calling it 'good' just because it wasn't 'horrible'." Like "One Night With the King"? Sorry, but you cannot call that GOOD. Bad acting, horrible storyline, the backdrops were CG??? 'Okay', sure. 'Bad', heck yeah. 'Good'? Because it was better than OTHER bad films? NO.

No offense, but I REALLY hate your country.

You Should Date A Japanese Guy!

You're an interesting blend of traditonal and modern And a Japanese guy is likely to be on your wavelength Maybe you'll show your love by dying your hair the same color Or get married in a traditional white kimono!

Which Foreign Guy Should You Date?

I don't think this would work. I mean, how can it if I don't like his home country? At all?
Okay, there are some positive things I remember about Japan, and I know I make out like I hate it all the time, but it wasn't that bad. Maybe it was just living on base that SUCKED.
But I don't want to go back to Japan anytime soon. I didn't leave anyone behind like my mom did, and my dad, because all my friends were Navy kids who moved to Hawaii or San Francisco as soon as summer started. -_-
Ooh, what kind of English American should I speak? Or is that American English.
I swear, I have the coolest itunes playlists ever. Maybe it's because I think of my playlists like a story... Or not... But they make sense. Eeeee, I'm proud of them.
Go Kill Yourself: Someone is at the end of their rope, so they go to a loved one (or God, since that's what that song is about) for help ("Breathe Into Me", Red). Unfortunately, said friend leaves ("Don't Go", KJ-52) and then dies ("Hello", Evanescence), causing the main character to become emo ("Zero", Hawk Nelson) and long for home ("I Wanna Go Home", Ugly Duckling). Oh no, our hero has encountered an abusive relationship (could happen...?) ("Let Go", Red). Our hero tells the antagonist so ("You Don't See Me", Josie and the Pussycats), but that ends badly ("Face Down", Red Jumpsuit Apparatus). Now a bunch of songs on just how abusive this person is. ("Fire To My Soul", Demon Hunter; "Haunted", Evanescence; "Open Wounds", Skillet) Our hero gets restless and thinks violence is the answer ("Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck", Demon Hunter). Then they get all emo again ("Poor Man", Plus One; "Stories (Down To the Bottom)", Tobymac). Then they decide to complain about the desensitization of our country for some reason("Novocain", Olivia the Band) and how they have the coldest heart. ("The Coldest Heart", The Classic Crime) They blame the media for injustice ("You're Crashing But You're No Wave", Fall Out Boy) and commit suicide ("My Last Breath", Evanescence"). Then a minor character tries to sing them back to life ("Headlights", The Classic Crime). The last part's truly depressing, since the chorus is, "I know you're cold, but come home." Hm. Although I think that song is REALLY FUNNY and always laugh when I listen to it.
Ooops.
Oh, rats, and I spoiled the ending for you.

Your Linguistic Profile:

50% General American English 30% Yankee 10% Upper Midwestern 5% Dixie 0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

How NYC am I?
I'm so glad I don't have a Midwestern accent. Or speak that way, anyways.
Man, I don't belong in New York. :(

You Are 32% NYC

Okay, so maybe you've been to NYC. But you probably really live in Connecticut.

How NYC Are You?

I don't, actually, I live in Washington.
IRONY. Am definitely taking this quiz.

You Are 75% Addicted to Blogthings

You lead the pack when it comes to posting Blogthings. And your friends (mostly) thank you for it. It's cute that you insist on being called your Japanese name. Just stop bragging about your IQ score!

How Addicted To Blogthings Are You?

So true...

"Quite posting!" "Psh, you wish!"

Sorry to be so critical, but...
I know I'm a horrible, mean, critical person, but hey. I totally want to write a Murtagh fanfic now.
Although, I don't think Murtagh would willingly crawl into...
Wait.
Yeah he would.

I had a curry there once...

You Belong in the UK

Blimey! A little proper, a little saucy. You're so witty and charming... No one notices your curry breath

What English Speaking Country Are You?

Maybe I should move there...
I finally got a cat on Harvest Moon? Romana just up and gave it to me all of a sudden. I named him Murtagh. :) Apparently both my dog and cat are transgender. Everything else has a gender, but nooooo, not dogs and cats. They are shims.
Next time I play I'll marry Celia. Her kid was kind of annoying, but so was Nami's son during the first two years.
My son now wants to be a scientist. He's gone from artist to spy to scientist. But not musician. COME ON!!!!!!!

You Should Spend Your Summer at the Beach

You're a free spirit who is always thinking of new ways to have fun. And you don't just love summer... you live for it. So, you really should blow off your responsibilities and head to the beach!

Where Should You Spend Your Summer?

I like the beach okay, but I don't like the ones in Washington. Except for Pacific Beach. That one's cool. Other than that they're really gray and rocky.
AAAAAAAAGH! I'm trying to do some science homework I slacked off on and now I'm SCREWED. Because I have to PAY for past weather conditions.
PLEASE let this site be free.
I think that's mean, though: trying to get some stupid person to pay because they forgot to record the weather on Friday. I need a week's worth of weather here. Something's gotta give.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Promises: Past weather. Gives: current weather. ACK!
Ohhhhh, you have to PAY for that kind of thing.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Amy Lee is still my inner rock chick. That should count for something...
Nope.
Shweet, this site might work...
Although, one site out of 5 billion that offers free information will probably be stifled to death.
Okay, this is innacurate, as it is in a somewhat hotter location, but do I care? I need help on this assignment.
Maybe reading really horrible Murtagh fanfic will help.
Macaroni tonight. Box macaroni. SHREK SHAPED.
Must go kill myself.