I will never move again.

So today was our Leadership Summit, and I got to SKIP ALL MY CLASSES!!! I also got donuts and a lot of good food. But the theme was "Unity" and stuff, so they got all kinds of food, and I ate SO MUCH. Like, 5 pieces of pizza and a bunch of puffy chicken. And I was still HUNGRY. Thanks a lot, Dominoes. But there were like 84 pizzas and we only ate a few.
Diversity training was kind of preachy, but pretty fun. I got to meet people and talk to them one on one instead of being forced into a group.
I also won THE SPIRIT STICK!! It's in my locker. Heheheh free T-shirt. And it didn't matter that I forgot my ASB t-shirt because I wore the black one all day anyway.
Wow, I have even more holds at the library. So many books, lol.
"P. S. Longer Letter Later" is still my favorite book. I first read it in 3rd grade and it's still really good. Should be a classic, but no.
SANDWICH COOKING GAME!
Aaagh, Mrs. Sims. It's a little hard for me to turn in my letters when you still have my BOOK JOURNAL! I finally found it and SHE HADN'T EVEN LOOKED AT MY LETTERS!! :P
I'm reading "Wind and the Willows" for my next book report. Lol, Mole does not wear pants. And Rat eats a lot, too.

If this is about those sandwiches....

I just finished "Prophecy of the Stones" for the millionth time, which was my favorite book in 6th and 7th grade, but I don't know, it seems different now. Like I used to hate Jade, but rereading it she's mean but really hilarious. Ugh, the character that really annoyed me was the Amber girl. I think that was the author's favorite character, because whereever she went people would fall down and practically worship her. It was way stupid and then there were like 5 million descriptions of how she was so sensitive, but then whenever she had to help her friends she'd chicken out and run away. They also made a big deal about Opal being "silent", but they cut her out of a lot of the dialogue and killed her off so as not to give her a very big role in the plot. :P Lol, Adrien cracked me up, tho. He gave this moving little speech. There was another thing that bothered me about that book but I'm not going to mention it so as not to seem hypocritical.
Do do do do do. Mr. Faxon was planning changes to "Largo" alone in the night with a muffin as his only companion. Yes.
In the afternoon at 3 o'clock, the retriever trotted like a pony among the trees in the woods behind the house.
These are the kinds of things we come up with in Pre-AP English.
In math, we had to watch a movie. It was very disturbing. The old man was everywhere: Waterloo, India, Britian, the states, Poland....
Tyler cut his hair, lol. It is no longer long and flowing, but it looks really good. He kind of looks like he belongs to a gang, but that could be considered a good thing. Yay for the 90's!!
Agh I do not want to MC, but I supposed I must MC.
YES I got a B on my science test. I think.... Maybe a B-. BUT AT LEAST I PASSED!! :P Drake got a 70/70. That is so lame. But I got full credit on the question about force=weight and the acceleration of gravity. Acceleration of gravity = 10 ms^2. That's right.
Hm hm hm I guess I'm going shopping with my mom, but I really want to get my holds from the library. Once I get them, I will have (hopefully) 2 Avalons, 1 Unicorns of Balinor, and 2 of those horrible horse books where the girl has to give away all of her horses.

Frozen drool causes AIDS.

Aaaaaaaaaagh it's sooooo cold in this house. Pretty much freezing.
Lol today's events progressed quite interestingly. In French I found a book about 50 Cent in someone's cubby and read it all period long. Turns out it belonged to the guy who has the locker next to mine, but he didn't care.
Wooo 434 scores on quizlet! I'm the man.
Yay I got "The Road to Balinor" and "Circles in the Stream". Yesss. I'm such a nerd, lol. But at least I have something to blog about. Lol, I found ANOTHER series that I read back in the day that I really hated and feel the need to discredit. It only has three books, though.
"Love Music" is hilarious.
I finished "Watership Down". Okay, I was freaking out because everyone kept getting mortally wounded and acting like they were going to die, but I guess not. But then end was SOOOO GOOD. Mr. Walker says the cartoon is stellar, so I'm going to watch it. Only I have different ideas of what the rabbits should sound like, so it will be weird hearing them. Probably mess with my mind.
Forget andkon. If you go to the game's home site, it's more likely to load. That's right.
Man I ate all the White Rabbits.

They might be popular in Japan, but they just don't taste right.

Heh I bought some White Rabbits. And some weird chocolate things called Curly Tops, but those don't taste as nice. They don't taste like pickles, which is sometimes true of Japanese chocolates, but they don't taste right. They're okay, though, once you get used to the taste.
Aaaaaaagh the library is so slow. I put a hold on something yesterday and I got it today, but the rest of the stuff is waiting in limbo. Forever.
I kept telling Tim I would go and buy White Rabbits, but he didn't believe me. Heh.
Band went so well today. We had the 8th graders practice with us again and they're really good. Well, most are. But "Greensleeves" went AMAZINGLY well, and that was the one we'd had the most trouble with. "Sleigh Ride" needs the most work, especially in the trumpet section, but "Largo" is pretty stellar. Lol, the bassoon player was cracking me up by making little remarks from time to time, and he sort of insulted my intelligence, but he did it in a funny way. "Hmmmm, cue notes...."
Science test. I believe I passed.
Math quiz. I know I passed.
Have to practice vocab.

Le frere de ma mere est mon oncle...duh.

Do do do. I sort of finished chapter 4 in the French book, but I don't supposed that counts when you don't understand all of it. Guess I need another readthrough.
Stupid Rachel Roberts. Couldn't even finish up the Avalon series. Maybe "Dark Mage" is the last book. Hm. Looks like a showdown between Adriane and Kara. Lame. I like how Rachel Roberts was suddenly all, "Oh, I really hate Emily," and just made her side character while she wrote pages about her two favorite characters. :P
I don't know why I'm suddenly obsessed with that series. Probably because I have nothing else to do.
Oh, that's a lie, I actually have a lot of homework. I have to finish "Watership Down" by Friday, do all the letters, memorize the Raven, and...nothing else. I lied.
Hahaha. They still have up the Ravenswood website. So cool.
Do you believe in the magic???
This really makes me feel like playing Warf Rescue Team.
Yay, I found the secret website. Here is the burning question: do I believe IN MAGIC?? Well, no, but I'll click yes anyways.
I like how Storm is still considered one of the magical creatures. Sort of dead.... Oops, spoiled #6.
Do do do do aaaagh had to change the reader board today.
Noooooo I'm a warrior. Aaagh. Don't ask.
Paul decided to be all nonchalant and scare me to death. So thank you, Paul.
Agh, Tyler said the same thing like 10 times, but it does bring up an interesting point: why pay 80 cents more for a large drink if refills are free??

Super secret Pastor Matt post

Aaargh. I just realized I REALLY hate the song "Daring Daylight Escape". I mean, the song I guess is fine, but wth?? That is one of the dumbest titles I've ever heard.
So I'm simultaneously pouting and drinking a pumpkin milkshake with sour cream, which is both good and bad, depending on the sip taken.
I don't know, I should've seen it coming, because people that leave the church receive a black mark and are usually shunned, but I didn't think I'd actually be shunned. By an adult, too. Wtf??
Just brings back BAAAAD memories of 4th/5th grade musicals. Yeah, so most of you know what this is about. Aaargh, just made me POed that I wasn't even considered. I didn't exactly reply to the e-mail, but not even considered? At all? Even a little bit??
Yeah. That was the one blemish on my otherwise pleasant Sunday. Yeah, I ACTUALLY had a good Sunday. What a concept. So I'll probably get over it way fast, seeing as I might possibly have a new oppurtunity with the worship team. At least, I'm hoping. Because I don't think they'll take a trombone player, but I can sort of carry a tune. So jealous of that bass player, he's sooooo good, do you do private lessons?? Yeah I guess I'm getting a bass for Christmas? That's pretty cool. I want to pick it out, though. Embarass my dad, too, and get a bright pink one. Then I'll apply a unicorn decal.
I like how I sort of wasted my four day weekend. Oh well. It was nice while it lasted. Now back to stupid Pre-AP. And maybe the science test. I hope, because I've gotten so many false alarms it's not even funny.
I think tomorrow, after I watch "Hairspray" again, I'm going to lock myself in my room and finish "Watership Down" and all the "book letters" I have left to do.
Oh yeah, speaking of books, I finished "Dreamcatcher", and it was really good. I was surprised to find that I actually liked it. The volley of F-words was kind of annoying, but it was a really good story, and wth one of the main characters at the end mentions God in a positive sense? Not your typical Stephen King story!! Aaah the weasels. I may never sit on a toilet again. And I'm probably never drinking water, either, in case it's been infected by a dead dog. Just saying. That spoiled some of the ending.
Aaaaaaaaah, best book I ever read, "24 girls in 7 days". Yeah, sounds perverted, but it's about the prom, and it's surprisingly well written and hilarious. And the ending was so good. It moved me.
Yeah. I have to sleep. Or watch TV. Not sure.

Woman power!!!

I am never watching movies with my brothers again.
I think I just suck at picking them out, though. Movies, not...yeah.
So we decided to have a little bonding sleepover. Yeah. Cuz we're nerds. So we rented movies to celebrate the occasion; "Hairspray", "UHF", and "Robin Hood: Men In Tights".
"Hairspray" was good a second time around, but I still think the second half is way flat, and the ending was way too long. But the music was great, and I'm in love with the soundtrack.
Aaaaaagh, "UHF" with Weird Al Yankovic when he still had a Jew-fro! (not racist...) I don't know if it was the best movie I've ever seen or the worst movie I've ever seen. He daydreamed that he was Rambo...but he made a sandwhich out of a Twinkie, a hot dog, and Cheez Wiz. And there was this guy Bob who had the ugliest hair I think I've ever seen. It was way random and Michael Richards played a really freaking annoying janitor/TV host.
Man, Cary Elwes sucks. Since the movie was by Mel Brooks, I was expecting something really good. Hello, "Spaceballs"? Guess not. It was just really dumb and not funny and Cary Elwes can't act. Dave Chappelle was in it, though, and he's pretty funny. He was the only thing that made it worth it. Other than that, :P.
Yay I saw "Enchanted", though. THAT was pretty AMAZING. It was everything my life probably should have been. Except James Marsden REALLY creeped me out and the evil henchman was played by the Peter Pettigrew guy. Yeah, the giant balding rat, only in this movie he had long luxurious hair. Amy Adams is my new best friend, and it was nice to see Patrick Dempsey playing something other than a manslut. Awwww it was just so adorable and amazing. It was kind of weird, I saw Alicia in the bathroom afterwards, but it was pretty cool talking to her after like....a long time???
Popcorn was good, too.
I love Atreyu so much. "When Two Become One" = my new favorite song.
Except there's this song I keep hearing on the radio that's like the hardcore version of "Lose Yourself". Aaaagh AND THEY WON'T TELL ME THE NAME!!
Why does "Alvin and the Chipmunks" look like a good movie?

Critics know all.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh. I thought "Bring it On" was bad. But no. No, no, no, there are things much, MUCH worse out there.
Such as "August Rush".
Okay, two people meet, have sex on a rooftop, girl gets pregnant, gets hit by a car, evil Dad puts baby up for adoption and tells girl it's dead, parents never see each other again, little boy becomes music prodigy, escapes from orphanage, crap happens, goes to Juillard, composes some magical piece, is played a concert, and parents get back together while smiling at little boy.
No resolution. No realism. Just boring, boring, boring. And confusing. I think the previews and the Milk Duds were the best part.
But there were some pretty promising previews. "27 Dresses" and "P. S. I Love You" look really good, except for Hillary Swank.
Amanda and I were laughing the entire time. It was pretty bad.
But I'm seeing "Enchanted" tomorrow at 10:00 AM - FOR $4!!!
Yay.
Happy belated Thanksgiving, I guess.

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Made two new playlists today.
Lol. It was funny. Tim, Dylan, and Sam came over and we ate Oreos and played chess. Then Tim asked Nathan if he wanted to see his nipple and Nathan got mad, so they left. And Tim kept eating the frosting off my Oreos and giving me the cookies. :P
I have to hand it to stupid old "Brio" magazine. They were right about one thing. Granted, they presented in such a way that I became quite fed up with them, and they said the same thing over and over again, but they were at least semi-right. I will never again enjoy their magazine, or turn eagerly to Bob Smithouser's column, but they had a point. Now if only they would stop telling me to hold onto my virginity. Um, yeah, what's the likelihood that I'm EVER going to lose it, and it's not like I would willingly give it away if I had the chance. It might be effective once, but EVERY MONTH is ridiculous.
Just saying.
Tired of going up and down the stupid emotional roller coaster, that's all. I miss first grade. Can't wait for 15.
I destroyed my "Best and Worst of Relationships" playlist and split it into two; "Sappy Love Songs" and "Breakup Songs". Because that is what I do best. I'm listening to my Breakup one now and it's pretty sweet, but I might need to work on the order in the beginning. But it has (chronological order):
"Going Under" (Evanescence), "Gotta Go My Own Way" (Vanessa Anne Hudgens), "Call Me When You're Sober" (Evanescence), "3 Small Words" (Josie and the Pussycats), "X-Girlfriend" (Family Force 5), "If I Fail" (Cartel), "Someone Else Before" (Hawk Nelson), "It's Over" (Hawk Nelson), "Broken Heart" (Falling Up), "Bowling Ball", "I Miss You" (Blink-182), "Scars Remain" (Disciple), "When There Was Me and You" (Vanessa Anne Hudgens), "So Sick" (Patrick Stump), "Gone" (Tobymac), "D*** Regret" (Red Jumpsuit Apparatus), "The Take Over, the Break's Over" (Fall Out Boy), "All the Memories" (Classic Crime)
I know you probably didn't want to know, but that just felt very fulfilling. And I know "The Take Over..." isn't technically a break up song, but it's about a divorced couple still "getting together" every now and then. That's pretty depressing either way. Also, I REALLY love that song. The Love songs playlist is pretty sweet, too. It took me forever to think up the order, but there's like 30 songs and I'd like to save it for another time.
Hein cut his hair?? Actually, he cut it on Monday, but I failed to mention that. Still. Sounds creepy and stalker, but I miss his bangs.
I LOVE BAND!! I do NOT love going straight from jazz band to Wind Ensemble and getting really chopped, but band in general is pretty great. I have this SWEEEEET solo in "Jumping on the Woodside" and it's SO AWESOME. Stupid "Hallelujah" is really hard. I have to work for those A flats.
OMG science was so cool. We were reviewing friction and acceleration and velocity and what not (AGAIN), but no one really understood why acceleration of gravity was the same for objects of any mass, and Mr. Campbell was explaining it in smart scientificy language, which threw everyone off, so I asked if I could explain it to everyone, and he did. So I went to the front of the class and explained that force and weight were the same and force was always 10 times the mass, so when divided by mass, the answer was always 10. Then as I was going back to my seat everyone was all clapping and yelling, "El presidente." I will not lie, it was PRETTY cool.
So I had to meet with Mr. Fox, but it was pretty nice because I told him I didn't want to talk, and he's like, "Oh well, you don't have to." So we talked about drugs and wisdom teeth and Thanksgiving. And it turns out Mrs. Sims didn't even talk to him about me getting help, he just got freaked when he saw me crying and wanted to know if everything was all right. Which made me really love school.
Yeah, talk about mood swings. Although I think life is going to become more simple in the coming weeks. Don't ask why. Because I don't actually know. But it has something to do with my favorite holiday AND my birthday (which is actually very far away) being kind of sort of a little bit closer than yesterday. :)

Sitting atop the crap heap

Wow. I've said so many times this year that 14 sucks, and you're probably getting annoyed and want me to, I don't know, get counseling or something, but I gotta say it again: 14 sucks SERIOUS BALLS. It's partly my fault, too. I guess I'm just setting myself up for failure. Ugh, I just feel a lot of pressure from all sides and school, the one thing that helped me take my mind off things, is just as bad.
It might have started with the disastrous parent/teacher conference this morning, but yesterday wasn't fun either. I just started stressing and I blew up, made decisions, changed my mind a million times, and got really tired. Like bone weary.
Aaaaaaaagh conference so NOT successful. I think my actual problem is I just really hate people, and I hate it when people get in my business. I'm sitting at the table cryin, and my teacher and my mom are all up in my face going, "Why are you doing so bad at school, Lauren? We know you can do it. Do you need help? We're going to get help." Aaaaargh I DON'T WANT HELP. How come whenever I ask for help it's never given or it's unsatisfactory, but when I want to go it alone people are jumping on my back offering tissues and counseling sessions. It was way depressing. Somehow I really don't think talking to a counselor is going to help me. I'm just going through a permanent stage of PMS that's not going to change any time soon.
French pisses me off. Really. I'm so sick of that class and some of the people in it and the teaching, so I was started stewing and not participating and dissing Mr. Caley under my breath, and Chelsea got pretty mad and moved seats.
I can only say thank God for my friends because I was really tired and depressedish in Pre-AP but then all my friends started cracking me up and being helpful in a non-direct way so that felt better.
Does stress increase or decrease estrogen? Cuz I'm full of something and it's driving me crazy. I miss the endorphins. Cutting yourself is so not worth it, but if I can get the endorphins back I'll be happy. Aaaaaagh I'm just all failurish, but then I'm also just feeling REALLY sorry for myself and being the victim and cursing 14, and I honestly don't want to deal with anything. I'd rather just sleep and let it get worse while I stay uninvolved, detached, aloof (Pre-AP word), crap like that.
I better get used to the view from the crap heap, though, because I still have 57 days before I feel like any of this is going to get better.

The early bird gets the Krispy Kremes.

"Who Needs Air" is still my favorite song. Lol.
I'm addicted to andkon games.
I posted a new Madison Finn book if anyone cares. It's Thanksgiving themed. How nice.
Ew, "Dreamcatcher" is totally grossing me out. I got to page 225 on Friday and haven't read it since. It's NASTY. And my favorite character died already. Not only that, I couldn't sit on a toilet all yesterday. I'm not even a guy and I was worried about aliens in the toilet and ruptured testicles.
I also read a really lame book that was by the person who wrote "Saving Zoe", which was also lame. I hate it when a book has a lot of hype and then it sucks.
I'm up way early. I almost didn't wake up. Okay, it's almost 9:00 AM, but this is early for me.
I actually finished all my homework. :O shocking. I hate English, though. Least favorite class. Even more so than science and math.

Woundwort introduced

"Watership Down" is good, but it's taking me a long time to finish it. Speaking of long books, I started "Dreamcatcher" and it's surprisingly good. Yeah, I know, I'm actually enjoying a Stephen King book. I'm only on page 49, though. I hope it's not about aliens. Aliens are lame. I mean, "Independence Day".
I think every day should be a half day. I had most of my hard classes today, but it was pretty enjoyable. All we did in French was conjugate French verbs and walk around the school saying, "Elle entre l'ecole, il entre l'ecole, il entre l'ecole, elle entre l'ecole."
I really think Mrs. Sims hates me. She sure acts like it. And why does she want me to work harder? When I do work really hard, she gets mad at me. Man, I have so much homework from her class. Aaaargh.
Math was pretty fun. Class discussions and what not. Group work is semi fun. Jessica wasn't there, tho, so I was on my own in a sense. But I get math. This is so weird.
Aaaaagh I made cookies using the recipe from the Magic Cookbook, but they taste gross. At least, I think so. My mom and William both said they were amazing. I don't know, they're way too sweet to me and they're crunchy, which is nasty.
I like this shirt. Very turquoisey.

Mmmm, milkshakes.

I am seriously the best milkshake maker ever. Pumpkin ice cream, cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, and cardamon. Go make one.
I am getting better at science, but I still think I'm right about the four seconds thing. I mean, if 90 is 0, 50 is 4 seconds.
Um, lame. We're doing a food drive at school and if the 7th or 8th graders bring in the most food, they get to use the courtyard for 2 weeks!!! Everyone's blaming me for this, like I chose this "wonderful" prize. Not my fault. Raaaaah. So I'm bringing in like 5million spaghettios.
Coooooooold.
Wow, got a mouthful of spice. THAT was only the nastiest thing I ever tasted.
Math is making sense. This bodes ill.
So I got my report card and it seems none of my teachers had anything nice to say. :P Mr. Caley did say I was a tres bonne eleve. That's right.
Conjugating verbs!
J'aime
Tu aimes
Il/elle/on aime
Nous aimons
Vous aimez
Ils/elles aiment.

Good grades and a little French

Yay today was Envelope Day! There's something about carrying around a manila envelope that just makes my day. My grades are better than I thought. Well, my math one is a little bad, but hopefully that will improve. As of today I have 1 A, 1 A-, 2 B-, and 1 C. Office doesn't give out grades??
French test. Too easy.
Hm, those Oreos soaked pretty quickly. Almost too quickly....
Oreos and I have a love/hate relationship.
Man. The school computers are so fast. It's pretty disappointing coming home to this thing.
Top scorer on quizlet right now!!
Man, Mr. Faxon made me write about the concert last night for extra credit. He saw me there, doesn't that count for something? Lol, the band directors danced funny. I heart Oly.
I forgot if tomorrow was an early release day or not. :o uh oh....
I made use of my digital locker today. Pretty cool.

If you really think about it...

Compared to "Bring It On", "Barbie as the Island Princess" should win an Academy award for "Best Animated Film" and "Funniest Arm Gestures", were there a category titled such.
I watched "Chuck" last night. I only missed like, what, 2 or 3 episodes.... CHUCK BROKE UP WITH SARAH! YESSS!!! Ugh, I hated that girl. But now he's going out with Rachel Bilson. Which is worse, Sarah or Summer-from-the-OC? I just REALLY REALLY REALLY HATED SARAH. But he's going to get back together with her. :P
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We act like we're on speed!!!

Despite getting like 5ish hours of sleep last night, I am feeling rather perky and talkative, rather like Kirsten Dunst. I don't know WHY, though, because during the stupid ASB meeting I was like practically passing out and I almost fell asleep on the crossword puzzle. I think it's my dad's fault. He only knocked on my door at 4:51 AM!!!!! Whaaaaa? My alarm goes off at 5:30, Dad. Kind of cheesed me off a little, because I couldn't go back to sleep, and when I finally did, it was time for jazz band.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Yeah, I didn't go see Mrs. Sims to schedule a conference, so she put me down for TUESDAY MORNING AT 6:45 AM!!!! WHO IS EVEN AWAKE AT THAT HOUR? BESIDES MR. FAXON??? Oh, and I guess...ME??
Ew, that water tasted SO NASTY.
Lol, we have a bunch of 8th graders playing with us to get all the parts covered. Oh, the agony and the French horns. Micah kept being all, "Bla bla bla, so and so is SOOOOO good at French horn," and he really sucked. Micah and Kevin are all right, though. Lol, one of the trumpets sneezed really loud during "Greensleeves" and the whole back row started laughing.
Jason Weaver is so amazing. And Simba-y.
Second period was pretty carazy. Screaming, crying, talk of cradle-snatchers, child molestors, and Edgar Allen Poe. Oh yes.
Lol, the new American Girl doll is a hippie. She looks just like one they had a couple years ago, that weird surfer girl Kailey or whatever? Except this girl is a hippie in the 60's and her books are probably going to be about protests and pot and John Lennon.
"Watership Down" is really good, but they've already unleashed a conspiracy and a dystopian society and now one of their former aquaintances has been mortally wounded and I WANT TO KNOW HOW!!!!!
Aaaah, bad, I got a 31/70 on my science test. The entire class failed. Okay, how did Drake and Jesse both get a higher score than me for the second time in a row?? Thankfully, Mr. Campbell is letting us do a retake. *sigh of relief* This probably means I should pay attention.

Rip my soul out, why don't you?

Wow, "Bee Movie" was actually semi-entertaining. Not as good as "Over the Hedge" or "Ratatouille", but soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better than "Shrek the Third".
"...working for the white man!!!"
Black guy: *scoots away*
Aaargh. We went to Farmland afterwards. I got to see all the puppies and let them gnaw my hand off, but I'm thinking I'll need to stay away for awhile because I seriously considered taking one. Because I'm sure they wouldn't notice a $600 purebred from KANSAS missing. :P Supposedly putting guinea pigs in a room full of squawking parakeets will make them more docile. I said hello to one of the guinea pigs and he passed out. So my "more skittish" theory won. The kittens were biting each other.
Aaaaargh I hate the library. And apparently it hates me and doesn't want me going in series order. XP
I just read the worst book ever. As I don't want to embarass myself, I'm not telling you the title, but it was SO AWFUL. And it was British. That part became more apparent as all the characters kept saying, "That lad was chatting me up. Bollocks! Have you seen my lippy? Off to the loo!" Thankfully I finished it and decided to read a good book afterwards. "Forbidden", forgot the author, but it was a good book about a cult. Kind of depressing, tho. HIS NAME WAS GRUFFLES!!
Lol, this is probaby the worst youtube video I've ever seen, but it's really hilarious.

But comes back to save Christmas, of course.

I really think "Bring it On" is the worst movie I have ever seen.
We played with the Navy Band today. Aaaaagh they are so amazing. I want a new trombone.
I conducted sevvie band. They're actually really good. And Ben did half of it, so it wasn't me by myself among a monstrous throng of sevvies.
I think I may go through life eternally confused.
Crap. I messed up.

Those clothes are ugly. TAKE THEM OFF!!!

Lol Kevin is amazing.
I really want a dog. Not even funny.
So I made these chocolatey cookies for Nathan. Only it called for some espresso powder, which I DIDN'T HAVE, so Dad told me to grind up some of his Bed and Breakfast coffee, but I didn't do a very good job and now there's little bits of coffee in the cookies. They taste all right, though. Just look gross.
Apparently I'm conducting the 7th grade band tomorrow. Yeah. Since 5th period is office, I said I could do it. But seriously? What's the likelihood that they're actually going to listen to me? One of the kids is like 6'4" already. No lie. So scared. And I have to wear my stupid concert dress all tomorrow because we're playing with the Navy band. Then I get to make them LASAGNA!!!
Heh. "Beauty and the Geek" is my favorite show in the WORLD. Dave is so amazing. He's actually good at salsa dancing, and he won the competition. He also got drunk and did a back handspring. So jealous. I think I'm going to marry Dave.
John and Natalie got kicked off. Mwahahahaha. Natalie was sort of annoying and kind of personalityless. Same with John. But apparently they "grew the most". Whatever. It was lame. I HATE SAM!!! He must die. William and Jen are annoying, too. Jen wears the same thing every day and looks really good in it, so I console myself with thoughts like, "At least mine are real."
We had to take a survey about school. They had you rate statements like, "I feel safe at school," and, "I think discipline problems are dealed with fairly," and, "My cultural background is respected here." I disagreed with the last one, because I remember last year the teachers would talk about how bad white people were. It was like, "Aaargh." Apparently I have nothing to be proud of. I bet the surveyors are going to be surprised when they see a "Strongly Disagree" next to that sentence, and then look down at my Ethnicity and see White/Caucasian. I wish I could be there to see it.
Well, I couldn't help myself. I started chapter 4 in my French book. We're not finishing with chapter 2 until TUESDAY. >:P Chapter 4 is way hard to understand, as it introduces some new grammar and "to have" rather than "to be". So cool.
Perry Blotter....

My life is a Sarah Dessen novel.

No, seriously, read "The Truth About Forever" and you will see some startling similarities. Aaaagh, alliteration. Okay, maybe I'm the only one seeing them, because Macy (main character) is a BLONDE perfectionist/fast runner, and her dad died, bla bla bla, now her boyfriend's at Brain Camp.... It was pretty drama-y but really nice. Better than that stupid, boring "Keeping the Moon" book (what was up with that? I couldn't finish it) and "Someone like You" (not too bad, I liked it). But this one made me way jealous of a fictitious character. I'm not sure if that's allowed. And it had written IN WORDS exactly what has been driving me insane. Not exactly a clinical diagnosis, but Sarah Dessen IS an award-winning author. Aaargh, Chelsea has another book by her and it has an ipod on the cover. Jealous, I want it.
WHAT IS THE POINT OF "THE MASQUE OF RED DEATH"? Prince throws party, Red Death shows up, and screws everyone over. Yaaay. I know it's supposed to symbolize tuberculosis and whatnot, but it's way boring and not scary at all.
"The Fall of the House of Usher" freaked me out. I was like, "Um, wth, why did you bury your sister?" And I totally did not get the fact that Roderick was a drug addict? What? When did that happen?
Drake is playing the tuba? I am apprehensive about this happening. That means he has to sit by me in my section. Dang it. How will I bother Kevin and Robert now? No more "Are you Nervous". No more mouthpiece stealing. No more making Mr. Faxon mad. Never mind. There will be plenty of that, I'm sure.
FIRE DRILL! I love fire drills. I hate French. I'm failing science. I sort of understand math. My life has turned upside-down.
WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO THE CLUE, TYLER??? It has something to do with "turning back the clock" and past clues. Okay, you know the clue I posted yesterday? Go to these websites and tell me what the similarity is. Actually, just start here and move up from there.

Forced copulation? What is this, SVU???

I just read "The Murders at the Rue Morgue". That story is messed up. Want me to spoil it? Well, it involves an orangutan. And a razor blade.
So I went on wikipedia to check up on orangutans to see if this behavior was likely, and, um, WTH??? Male orangutans sometimes attack females and FORCE COPULATION!!! Whaaaa??? How come people are always dissing mankind and how we should just go back to nature when there are animals out in the rainforest RAPING EACH OTHER?????
"The Black Cat" is messed up, too.
HAHAHAHAHA, I solved THREE of Tyler's clues in one day. Now I'm stuck again. Help me out.

different views i have of myself
three to be exact
parallel to each other
nestled in between
to know where your going
you must know where you've been
just remember, it only gets harder

what am i?

I tried man and time, but those didn't work.
Do do do do.
Ew. That story just way grossed me out. I'm seriously considering throwing up.

The Story of Noseless Billy

Well, I finally beat Tyler's riddle. Turns out you had to translate it to French? So the answer was eye, which I had guessed. Now I'm trying to figure out something about giant ants??? Help me out:
1998, ants attacked the minds of young children....
but where limited to the cathode ray tube
scifi still hosts thes foul abomonations of obvious continuity errors and use of Deus ex machina. but i ask you one question
whom produced this tale of terror?
Ummmmmm...don't know.
Today was Amanda's birthday, but I forgot and felt bad because I'd told her I would write her a 10-page story, so I started on my masterpiece in French and finished in study hall. The manuscript was entitled "The Story of Noseless Billy", which was about a noseless boy named Billy who went on a quest with his squirrel buddies to find a nose, but after being swallowed by a giant toad and meeting Zac Efron, he discovers true wisdom. Yes. That is my story. Amanda thought it was funny, so I guess that's cool. It had some pretty amazing illustrations, too.
Ah. Eco horror films. How nice.
What? Drake is joining band? I think I'm supposed to be thrilled. Just weirding me out. And he made fun of trombones.
Hahahaha. I hit a high G today with no trouble and Mr. Faxon was like, "Yeah, she just killed your butts."
Micah brought donuts. He's not bad. They were sprinkly.

Post 700

Yep. Here we are. The big day. Well, nothing much to say. Check it out.

14 hath gone too far

Aaaargh. My day really sucked. I got a 69% on the math test. Dude, 69%!!!!! Ugh, I was so mad. Then I get to band and we have to do like 5 freaking worksheets on counting that were really tedious, and I drew a picture of liberated hamsters.
I've been in a bad mood since last night. I finally just got really tired of how emotional my life has been lately and some of the stuff that's going on. I ended up getting really mad (what else is new), like shaking with anger mad, and bawling. I felt and still feel really awful and messed up and I don't want to play the victim, but this is not my fault and I hate everything that's happening.
Aaaaargh.
I got candy, though. William gave me a huge portion of his candy, which was way nice. Some bastard threw an egg at him. >:P That made me really mad. I like how like 20 years ago you could go trick-or-treating without your parents and be completely safe, but now there's retards throwing eggs and crap.
I don't want to offend any gay people, but honestly, the word "faggot" SOUNDS like a really bad insult. I hate what it means, but if I'm mad at somebody, I would probably call them a faggot because it embodies anger pretty well. Who even thought up the faggot = gay thing? That's so lame. In England, it means cigarette or a bundle of sticks.
French sucks big time. Bla bla bla, no one gets it, no one cares either, and all we're learning is "Racism is bad" and how that somehow relates to sex and autism. WTH? WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH FRENCH??? IF I WANT TO GO TO AFRICA WHEN I'M OLDER, I NEED TO SPEAK THE FREAKING LANGUAGE, NOT SPEW OUT SOME BULL ABOUT RACISM AND SEX!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaargh. Just AAAAAAAAARGH. HOLY CRAP!!! Yes, I realize that was a lot of whining, a lot of, "Awwww, I'm a fourteen year old white girl with big social problems," and, "Why can't anyone heeeeelp meeeee?" So, I guess I'm sorry, but I'm really tired of disappointments. I really thought this was supposed to be a good year.
14 SUCKS.