It's raining grapes, hallelujah!

Spending 2 hours at the dentist is not exactly what I had in mind for a day off from school. No, there wasn't a snow day (I wish, but I stopped believing in snow a while ago. Welcome to my life. Whoa, that was totally a Simple Plan song.) and the CK School District didn't suddenly decide to devote a day to dental health and let everyone take a field trip to a dentist's office, and I did NOT skip school! (Actually, if I ever did, my parents would send me to juvies.) I got sick. This is NOT a feigned illness, people, I feel disgusting. In fact, my temp was 99.2 this morning. HeLLO, someone call the ER!!! I keep coughing, too. But I had to go to the dentist's anyway. It actually wasn't that bad. The nurse liked my Cons (she didn't know who Chuck Taylor was, tho, so I had to enlighten her) and I got a good report on my teeth ("Wow, ripping flossing! Topping swank!" LOL, the dentist didn't really say that. That would be funny if he did, tho. Topping swank.), but the lady who cleaned my teeth shoved the little vaccuum down my threat and I spewed up water and grape toothpaste. Not only that, her tooth demon (my bad, toothbrush) kept spraying purple blobs on my nose and glasses. (The sign says "Eye protection required in this area". Um, regular glasses don't shield light, they ABSORB IT! Ouch) Not only that, they kept playing WARM 106.9 SONGS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Some pros of today: Uh...cheese pizza for lunch? It was Pizza Hut, too. :) I LOVE JESSICA! I mean... Kermit, I said Kermit, y'all know it... And they played my favorite Matlock episode on "The Hallmark Channel". ("The Play" is seriously the best Matlock episode ever shown. Except in this season, Cliff has gross, short, verging-on-a-buzz-cut-if-he-ever-went-to-the-barber hair. Ew.)
Random fact: Daniel Roebuck, of "Matlock" fame, plays the dad on "Agent Cody Banks". I seriously just found that out. He looked better back in the day. (That's a KJ SONG! Back in the day ((I was soooo cool...)))
I'm seriously hoping I can miss school tomorrow. Even tho this cold is gross. That would be ripping. Topping swank.

Don't be a muffin

Topping swank.
-Courtesy of Jolly Roger, best book character ever
J. V. Hart's book "Capt. Hook" almost made me cry in class. I repeat, IN CLASS! I laughed quite a few times, too. This book made me FEEL! It also rivals "Princesses of Atlantis" and "LOTR" (okay, LOTR not so much) and Jolly Roger reminds me very much so of Sam Gamgee. Topping Swank.
Anyways...haven't had much water today. (gee, that was random, as is most everything that comes out of my mouth) Uhhhhhh...well, I had to wear sweats in PE today. *gasp* NO! Yes, it's all too true. Not that I mind wearing sweats. It's just that these were weird gross bellbottomy sweats. And they were navy blue, so I couldn't wear my Cons with them. :( I had to wear my puke colored clog/alien spaceship/boats instead. Boy, did I look weird.
I bet all of you are like, "Why didn't you just wear shorts?" Um, there are five reasons for that. *points to different purple spots on legs* 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I got these beautiful trophies from ATF and I don't exactly want to show the world what happens to those who aren't coordinated and ram into seats in front of you while rocking out at a Pillar concert. Ouch.
I should adopt a motto. Let's see... "Don't be a muffin" is a good one.
ffjfjjfjjfjfjfjjfjjfjfjfjfjfjjfjjfjf (this random keyboard typing is sponsored by Eagle Hand Laundry) Yeaaaaah, that's pretty much it...

Bad Girls, New York Minute, Eugene Levy, me...which one doesn't belong?

Wow, that was an excrutiatingly long title, but I'm BORED and I haven't been on my blog since 2/12/06. Don't get me wrong, I've tried, but my cpu was giving me the same old stuff: "Sorry, fatal error, life ruining in process, please log off before I try to kill myself." And I thought computer's didn't have personalities. But that's okay, cuz I GOTS MYSELF A NEW ONE!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! It's shiny and silver and it actually works. *sniff* It's so beautiful. But my mom won't let me install Oregon Trail cuz it apparently will kill our nice lil central processing unit. And I'm kind of breaking the pact I made in youth group: I promised not to listen to "questionable music" (NOOOO JOSIE! An odd coincidence, tho, when I got home from ATF ((Acquire the Fire, coolest place you could ever go)), my "Josie and the Pussycats" soundtrack had been placed in an unsuccessful attempt that I might not see it on the fireplace downstairs. ???) or go online (except for e-mail) until the end of the month. And I feel sort of guilty. But it IS good to be back.
Did you know: If you go to a 1.5 day Christian conference/concert thingy and receive some money at each meal to buy food, and you save what you didn't spend, you can buy a lot more things than you could originally? Except I only acquired 6 more dollars than before. But that helped. Cuz I still got a Pillar drumstick. I LOVE YOU LESTER!!!!!!!!!
Ew, I just got a picture in my head of Eugene Levy singing "Bad girls" in a gross little car. Which reminds me of that movie he was in with Samuel L. Jackson that was super dumb, but, of course, I never saw. Which reminds me of Lil BK Mace. Which reminds me of the Oregon Trail. Oh yeah, I'm on a roll.
I never thought I'd say this, but I never want to eat another bite of fast food ever again in my life. After having to survive on nothing but that for a whole day, I'm pretty sure I could do without. But Micheal Moore is still wrong. Lol, it's like that one time I was in Mickey D's (I openly hate that term, but it's easier to type than McDonald's) there was a guy with his son and they were all eating when the dad's like, "Son, there's a movie out there called 'Super Size Me' and it's about McDonald's..." I almost choked on my milkshake. Hahahaha. What an ironic conversation to be having IN MCDONALDS!! "...and then the man...well, he got very, VERY sick." "Did he DIE?" "No, he did not die."

Temporary backness

HAHAHAHAHA! FINALLY! I'M BACK! Yeah, the reason I haven't been on for...2-3 weeks has to do with the fact that my dad did somethig to my internet that made it stop working temporarily, and then, once it started working, I couldn't go on BLOGGER! If you're all, "Well, then why are you posting this now," it's because I'm risking the safety of my account to post this. Yep, I'm at the library, which I had forgotten, will let me GO ON SITES THAT MY STUPID CPU WON'T! But this is probably the only post I'll be posting for a while. Till I get a new cpu, that is. :( Anyway...
Let me tell you about some new things that have happened since I last posted:
1. DEATH TO COLLEGE ED! At the end of the new trimester, college ed ended FOREVER and I'm now taking PE. HALLELUJAH! Except for the fact that I have to wear shorts and these weird cloggy things every day, not to mention dressing IN FRONT OF MY PEERS! But whatever.
2. I FINALLY TOUCHED A DRUMSET! Okay, I've touched one before, but my dad actually let me PLAY on the one at school (his school, not mine) and IT'S SO AWESOME! But I say that about everything.
3. Hehehe, I got new Converse. They're black toed, black laced, and they have "scribbles on them!" Don't ask, that was Billy, not me. I mean...

That's pretty much the extent of my life. OH YEAH, I've been writing THE awesomest "Oregon Trail" trail journals ever. Hahaha. Except Fat Louie died. And so did Amber. And Yoda. And Eric. And Lil BK Mace. And SPEED! (I swear, I cried when this happened)
Random yet disgusting fact: Ew, Will Harris might have POSSIBLY played Damien in "Mean Girls". Yeah. The gay guy. Awkward... But whatever, he's my favorite character. "Curfew, we're rolling, curfew, we're rolling."