You'll need more than some seltzer to put out this fire.

I swear, the "Big, Blonde, and Beautiful" reprise is the sort of song you could strip to. I can totally picture this all in my head. There's a pretty complicated "Little Miss Sunshine"-like routine in my head. Don't ask.
YAY, a new Blogthing!
Alexis and I just messed around all through study hall. She drew me a picture of a character from a story she's writing. Lauren + Emin = forever.

You Should Play the Accordion

You are eccentric, funky, wacky... definitely one of a kind. People have trouble putting you in any one particular category. You definitely have your own thing going on. You are a born entertainer. No wonder you'd be perfect as an one man (or one woman) band. Your musical influences likely cross all genres - and blend together in a very unusual way. While you are definitely offbeat, you also enjoy tradition and influences from the past. It's just your style to take an old fashioned instrument like the accordion and make it uniquely yours. Your dominant personality characteristic: your total inhibition Your secondary personality characteristic: your interest in obscure activities and subjects

What Musical Instrument Should You Play?

Uh...not really.
Do do do do.
Heh. I'm going through these Pony Pals like muffins.
Wait. It sort of takes me a long time to finish a muffin.
Look out, old Baltimore, I'm selling something you can't purchase at a 10 cent store. Wilbur, I feel like a princess! Come on and take me to the ball. I bet you're tired of heavy lifting. Get your hands on something small.
Do do do.
I like that song. Too much.
Heh. I had a 7th grader ask me about ASB. He thought I didn't have to take classes and sat in the office all day. Which would be cool...but no.
I want some muffins, now that I think about it.
Paul thinks I'm in love with Zac Efron. So I pushed him off the falcon foot. Then Connor pushed me off the falcon foot. Then I did it to him and he died. 9th grade...yeah. Gotta love it.

How much IS your life worth?

Your Life Is Worth...

$953,500

How Much Is Your Life Worth?

I wonder what the criteria for being worth a lot is...
Hm, young, pretty, submissive, healthy...oh yeah, WHITE!
I say that, but here's something that bugs me; White people are viewed as average joes/horrible people and every other race/color is a vibrant culture.
-_-
Swedes and Russians are different. They're both white, but they're a different culture.
And they're both really weird and I'm most likely never going to either country.
Quizilla hasn't been letting me view images lately...
Either everyone is getting REALLY bad at HTML, or the server's down, or it's some plot by my internet company to keep me from viewing pornographic things.
Yeah right, me, porn. Doesn't quite fit...
Nicole Kidman is scared of butterflies?
Butterfly: *twitting, flitting about*
Nicole Kidman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
oOOOOOH, so scary.
I had "Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner" stuck in my head all afternoon. I noticed that usually happens after I spend a lot of time with Dylan. Or after I talk about singing and talent shows.
There is a talent show coming up. The last tryout was today. I am not trying out.
I want to sing "Teach Me Tonight" for the jazz band, but if I'd REALLY wanted to, I would have to have been a dedicated member at the beginning of the school year.
If that's the case, why is Mr. Faxon having me play with them so often now?
I'm playing with EVERY SINGLE BAND in the last concert. That's FOUR BANDS. Count 'em, FOUR!
The sevvies are funny. But they're playing really easy stuff. So is the intermediate band. -_-
I'm so not looking forward to next year.
I GOT TO MISS TWO PERIODS TODAY! Granted, I missed some important math things and Mrs. Schultz-Story thought I skipped 5th, but it was all good... And then NO STUDY HALL because of Distinguished Readers. So my horoscope is wrong today (as per usual). Today was 4 and a HALF stars, thank you.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit...
Hm.
Keep quiet, nothing comes as easy as you.
That's pretty much my favorite part of the whole song.
Heather showed me some pretty sweet manga. Must read...

What I would look like if everyone in life was computer generated...

Hey...it's pretty close. Although my hair isn't that short. And I usually only wear Converse. And I don't wear skinny jeans. And I don't have a husky. Ooooh well. All in all, it looked pretty good until I added glasses.


Yeah, I bet you want to look like that. I swear, it's SOOOO much fun. It takes forever, tho. And they don't have Vans.

And I was bored, so I decided to make a guy doll. Yay. Couldn't get it quite right. Note: all guy dolls come with a nice chest... Couldn't find a lightsaber accessory. :(

Things are going...swimmingly

Oooookay. I didn't think this was that funny. But you can think whatever. This isn't the exact e-mail I got, but my internet's being lame. I have to go away from blogger to access it and it's like, uh, NO.
1. Go to google.com.
2. Click on Maps.
3. Click on Get Directions.
4. (this is the part I don't remember) Put New York, New York in From and Paris, France in To.
5. Read line 23. HAHAHA.
Dumb, huh? It took my computer forever and it was like, "Um, duh, what am I supposed to be looking at that's funny?"
MY LEGS HURT.
I ran the stupid ladder drill yesterday and today, and I feel SOOOOO Much better today, but my legs still hurt.
And I don't know if I'll ever be a good sprinter.
I'm not doing the 60 meter dash. I'm thinking the 100 meter maybe.
Oooh, what fun, Quizilla quizzes.
I HAVE ALL THE INFO FOR MY BOOK/FANFIC BUT I CAN'T START IT! I DON'T KNOW HOW!
Dakota wants to know if I want to start an Anime club.
Seeing as I only like Dragonball Z, Sailor Moon, and Peach Girl, I don't know if I can.
Loveless was too scary. I'm not exactly open to animated gay porn.
I miss Hot Topic.
Brianna says I should be a distance runner.
Screw that.
I hate high jump.
YESSS TOMORROW'S LAST DAY OF TRACK FOR THE WEEK!
I listened to Albatross, which I just got yesterday, a late Easter gift. Ooooh yeah, I love that Cd.
Didn't really feel like watching the office tonight. Ooooh well. I'm sure it was hilarious.
"Blood and Chocolate" WAS SO LAME. First I was all, GO WITH AIDAN GO WITH AIDAN and then he started being all "I shoot werewolves" so I was like GO WITH GABRIEL GO WITH GABRIEL and she FINALLY picks him because he bit her lip while they were making out????????
I DON'T GET IT!!!!!!!!!
Yeah. It was dumb and so NOT what I expected.
Need to read my Georgia Nicholes book.
I want PIZZA.
Mmm, beef.