Hey, look out for that moving van.

Argh, this is me killing Brittany Snow with a knife.
Another example of why the horoscope is always wrong: it has said I would have a four star day every day since last month practically, and today it said I would have a 5 star day.
No such luck.
It was while I was in the library checking out books that I just wanted to start bawling. It was pretty bad. And it got worse when I was reading Peach Girl 7 on the after-effects of date rape.
Not like I've been date raped.
But that didn't exactly improve my mood.
Love bites, hormones suck, Dick Cheney = nuff said, my brownies are gone, and I got laughed at by 3 freaks in JC Penny.
Guy: *really loud snort of laughter*
Me: Yeah, that's attractive, and you freaking WONDER why you're single.
But I don't know that for sure.
*sigh*
The day wasn't a total loss. I bought an Evanescence T-shirt and a Gryffindor keychain. I found a nice stick last night that I'm peeling and I'm thinking about painting it with black nail polish. Because I picture all Harry Potter wands black.
I put up some posters, too: one with puppies in Converse (awwwww, how cute), the FOB one in suits (I kind of changed my mind about it. Joe is smiling oddly and practically nuzzling Patrick's neck. Hey there, potsmoker, get away from Patrick! And Pete and Andy are all, "Lalalala, little twin brotherly things!" Only they're obviously not twin brotherly things.), and a Jason Dolley poster. (I looked through all the magazines I have and there were three Jason posters and the best one was him wearing nice jeans and just smiling.)
I want to curl up in bed, read my fairy tale book, and eat chocolate. Do. Not. Laugh.

Cream cheese AND pudding? Does it get any better than that?

Um, okay, that's straight up voyeurism.
But this has obviously happened to her before.
And everybody's OKAY with that?
Hahaha, Joe's all preppy. And Pete's a normal kid. Aww, little boy Pete. Andy hasn't died his hair a weird color yet. And Patrick is just Patrick.
WHY DO THEY END UP MAKING OUT IN HIS CAR?? And how did she get there so fast??? Is she some forest goddess? Or did he THINK he parked the long way, but ended up parking in her backyard or something.
I know the moral to this story: "Voyeurism is okay, as long as it's true love!!!"
Um, no comment. And the kid runs like a girl.
I just made a COCONUT PIE!!!!!!
COCONUT!!!
Tastes good. With pudding AND cream cheese. It's yellow, BUT TASTY.
Mmm.
Aw, her gets her on CAMERA!
I guess I really don't understand the phrase "are you busting my chops?" Yeah, uh, Robert? HOW AM I BUSTING YOUR CHOPS AGAIN? I JUST ASKED ABOUT PLAIN WHITE T'S!!!
And, okay, I forgot to add "there" in the title of "Hey There, Delilah". My bad.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I wonder if it's a sheltered thing? Hahaha, so not sheltered. About as sheltered as Jessica Simpson. Or a nerd thing?
Wow, this is my last post for a while, until I die of heat stroke/of boredom/laughing.
Got a crazy funny book at the library. A girl moves from Minnesota to New York to become an up and coming FASHION DESIGNER! and she doesn't know about prostitutes???
Maybe SHE'S the sheltered one.
Naive. Innocent. Take yo pick.
"So, how long do you want the room?" "Huh?" "Like, for a night, or for a few hours?" "What??? Why a few hours?" "Are you one of them working girls? *notices she looks too preppy or UP AND COMING to be a hooker* Nah, you're not." "What's a working girl?"
Oh. My. Gosh. ARE YOU A HOOKER OR NOT????????
But yeah.
Heh heh. I wanna set someone's lawn on fire so that it spells "Homecoming?" a la "Dance, Dance". JOE IS GROSS! Patrick is adorable.
Pete: *stabs*
Girl: OW!
Pete: I'm sorry...*sob*
Girl: It's okay. You look so handsome!
Pete: *adorable smile*
That video made me unhate Pete Wentz. Not become rabidly obsessed, but unhate.

GAH, HE LOOKS LIKE A HAMSTER!

OMG, WHY WON'T PLUGGEDINONLINE SHUT UP ABOUT STUPID MAGIC AND "THE FORCE"! IT'S JUST A MOVIE, AND UNLESS IT'S AFFECTING MORALITY, IT DOESN'T MATTER!
And I wish they would stop showing pictures and plastering posters everywhere of Daniel Radcliffe with his tongue in Katie Leung's mouth. It's driving me insane. I don't want to look at Daniel Radcliffe's tongue, inside or outside his mouth. Or in a different mouth. Gross.
SHUT UP, LINDY KEFFER, SHUT UP!
The new J-14 came out. Weeee. I just finished it. Why were there like 20 articles on the Jonas Brothers, mainly KEVIN?
Which sucks, because I used to think Kevin was cute, but they totally inflated his ego and made him all dumb, and he's wearing these really awful pants.
And they keep saying, "Oh, Nick is SOOOOO cute, we all LURVE him," but they always exclude him from every interview.
It seems they've let up on their Joe Jonas lovefest. Hahahahaha.
Thank goodness Nick isn't dating Miley Cyrus. That is actually something I would love to prevent. Not because I'm madly in love with Nick Jonas. But because dating Miley Cyrus is a bad move for anyone.
But hey, that's just me.
They also had a lot of Jason Dolley in there. Not that I'm complaining.
How come they never mention Kyle Massey? I mean, he's the main character in "Cory in the House", yeah, he's in the flipping title, but he never gets a mention and all his costars (even his fake dad) DO! I guess chubby black guys don't get a mention, but skinny blonde guys with a nice smile and excellent hair get loads. Of mentions, that is.
Sure, Kyle Massey isn't like a heartthrob (yet Zac Efron is? Wth?), but he's not UGLY, he's just normal looking, and he's really funny. He should get at least enough publicity as Nick Jonas, who slightly resembles a hamster sometimes (though he does look rather nice the majority of the time).
I'M AN ESFJ!!!! I started reading this book "Do What You Are" and it categorizes your personality and tells you what jobs would be appropriate. So I am an Extroverted (with introverted tendencies??) Sensing (Concrete) Feeling (more swayed by people's emotions and personal morals than analytical answers) Judger (self explanatory, although it did imply I was neat and orderly???).
So this means I should do well in the.....drug dealing field? More to come.
AAAAH, got an adorable Fall Out Boy poster. "Adorable" meaning Patrick didn't have scary blue eyes and Pete wasn't all crawling all over the place. It was way better than the one I got last month. It shows all the FOB in tuxes and stuff and Joe has his arm around Patrick and Pete and Pete looks normal for once and Andy is actually in the picture and Joe's smiling nicelike and Patrick is looking awkward, making for a nice poster. PUTTING THIS ONE UP!

YOU MORON! HE TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK BACK!

I'm reading this book called "Nightsong", which is a retelling of the Greek myth of Orpheus and Eurydice. The one where he goes to the Underworld to save his girlfriend, but the gods tell him, "Don't look back, don't look back," and oh, he looks back, so he loses his girlfriend.
SUCKS FOR YOU!
It's a dumb book so far, but it's a quick read.
"Bring Me To Life" is a fairly Orpheus-ish song.
Today's Paul Dano's birthday! YAY!
He's 23. Shocker.
We got our yearbooks today. It was such a letdown. I'd been looking forward to it ALL DAY, and they really sucked. A lot of things were misspelled, a bunch of people didn't get their SCHOOL PICTURES put in, and unless you were popular, you didn't really have any pictures.
:P
AAAAGH, Fall Out Boy was on Ellen, but my mom didn't know which song they'd performed! But she did say Pete was a spotlight hog and that she didn't like him. Yay!
WHY WON'T AVATAR PROM WORK?
I had this really amazing dream where we had Comcast. It was BEAUTIFUL.

FOB Part 2: PETE WENTZ!

I am officially an idiot. So the pants ARE working; I was looking in the wrong place. Still, it's a little too late...
Or not.
I'll fix him quick.
This is a very biased view of Pete Wentz, also I couldn't find the perfect hair.
I really don't feel like making it perfect, so here is a very rushed-looking, non-perfect Pete Wentz, everybody. I don't even think he wears those shoes... I should change those, they're pretty bad...
Well, I found Converse. For now, they seem perfect.
And the sort of skinny jeans.

Pete Wentzness

I'm still pretty much destined to be with Joe from Fall Out boy. I do like Patrick's sideburns, though. I really feel like taking that test again.
There are no more hot Pockets. And I didn't wake up early enough to go to the commissary, so I don't get to buy Phish Food. :(
Ew, Fall out Boy is messed up.
I kind of want their new Cd, though...
This font is weird and it's freaking me out.
Joe Trohman...
Pete is mad about the "emo scene".
Um...whatever, Pete.
Wow, Joe is currently 23. Not sure this is going to work.
Hm.....
I'm thinking of writing another book.
That probably won't work out so well.
OMGEEEEZ, Joe is a STAR WARS FANATIC!
And he and Pete cofounded Fall out Boy.
Poor Patrick.
Pete: Hey, don't put Dance Dance on the Kidz Bopz CD.
Kidz: Why?
Pete: um, there's a...sexual overtones?
Kidz: Cool, what are those?
AAAAAAAAAGH, JOE IS 5'10"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YESSSSSSSSSS!
I guess I'm a Trohmaniac, then.
Hehehe. I love wikipedia.