Thank God this moment's not the last

I saw Alexis in the window. It was pretty funny. I was just walking Tie and she appears in the attic.
Apparently she's switching rooms. She said I could help her paint. :D
But if she's switching rooms, does this mean Texas isn't official?
Because last time I checked, Texas was on. :(
I forgot to ask.
Aaargh, I was reading about the upcoming "Princess Diaries" book, and the blurbs basically told me that Mia will end up with Michael.
NOOOOOOOOOO!
I almost started crying when I read that.
Argh. I hate Michael.
But Meg Cabot is being Meg Cabot.
I just realized that she isn't that great a writer.
And not just because I'm bitter about J.P.
But all of her books are sort of the same.
The characters, the plot...everything.
Princess Diaries is the only series of hers that I truly enjoyed.
I reread "Pants on Fire" and it reeked of predictability and not-so-subtle women's rights messages.
Ugh.
Michele Jaffe is always hilarious and amazing, but I have yet to read "Kitty Kitty".
There's a new Peaches book coming out! Yay!
The last book in the "Dairy Queen" series is not coming out till Fall 2009. XP
Like Mimi, I want to put on a tight skirt and flirt with a stranger.
Okay, not really.
But dancing on some random guy's stoop at night sounds fun.

Patrick Stump is still wrong

I still can't believe it's the end of the year already!
Well, almost the end of the year.
There's 29 days of school left...I think.
And it's still weird how much people have changed and are still changing.
We're going to be in HIGH SCHOOL next year!!
How weird is that?
Both my mom and Nathan said high school was awesome (my dad didn't share that sentiment), but it's such a big school, I have to take zero period PE (blah), and I might have endless classes with a bunch of people I don't like so much anymore.
Why is it that people you thought you'd always be friends with are the ones you lose the fastest?
Gross, that sounded soooo Madison Finn.
Chapter 3, Year 2, Winter Day 1 on Harvest Moon.
Almost there. ALMOST.
5 more months until Chapter 4.
Let's see, if I do a minimum of 3 days and a maximum of 4 days on HM each day, then....
49 days left divided by 3....
49 days left divided by 4....
I should beat Harvest Moon: Chapter 3 in 13-17 days.
Oooooh.
I estimate it will take 2 weeks, if I play everyday.
*gasp* School won't be out before then! I can still brag to Amby!!
The Perfect Harvest Moon game:
Four cows, one of each type of cow.
4-5 chickens.
Marry Celia.
Plant fruit trees in year 1, receive free seed maker.
Create a dream farm with ALL the buildings.
And cook!!!

"I'm glad that Bryce Larkin is dead...

...and isn't in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend."
Ow, my hip hurts. I saw last Monday's episode of "Chuck" last night and it was really good. Bryce is really hot, and I wish he was in more than one episode. Besides the pilot. I hate Anna, though.
More books for the list.
10. "Dairy Queen" by Catherine Gilbert Murdock
Summary: 15-year-old D. J. Schwenk joins the high school football team to her father's chagrin.
Lol, I love cows. And I was obsessed with Brian for a long time afterwards. The sequel, "The Off Season", is just as good, if not better.

11. "The Princess Diaries" by Meg Cabot
Summary: Mia Thermopolis finds out her father is a prince, making her a princess, and learns to deal with the changes that follow.
The rest of the series sucks (it's really good up until #4. Or maybe #6, because #5 was pretty good.), but this book cracks me up. I want combat boots.

12. "Home of the Brave" by Katherine Applegate
Summary: Kek, a refugee from Sudan, comes to Minnesota to live with his aunt and cousin and learns growing up isn't always easy.
I just finished this book today, and it's written in poetry format, so it's a pretty quick read, and Kek is hilarious. Oh, and he likes cows.

Yeah, I'm a little obsessed. I read like 4 books today. We skipped church because it snowed again. But then the stupid rain came and had to wash it all away, so there's probably going to be school tomorrow. Aargh, I HATE Washington. HATE it. I'm either going to move somewhere where it doesn't rain or snow or somewhere that snows every day, but doesn't rain. Is that even possible?
Do do do do. Ugh, I reread "Avalon: Circles in the Stream" and it was a painful experience.
I think Family Force 5 counts as Christmas music.

Gripe gripe gripe

Aaaaagh I'm just in a way horrible mood.
And if I'm still mad about what happened an hour and a half ago, I'm probably not the kind of person that bounces back easily.
Ha ha.
We were just at the fair, and I got to watch a draft horse competition, see more horses than I have ever seen in 8 years where I live, find out what kind of cows I should get for my dairy farm (Ayrshire?, Holstein ((does the "i" after "e" apply here?)), and some others, but I really can't remember), look at bunnies and have them all glare at me, go through an African village, and then eat a delicious oreo snowball.
And then I lost all the money I had on me.
AAAAAAGH it made me so angry, because it was probably my fault (like I dropped it while taking something else out of my pocket, most likely), and I didn't have much money at home and this money would've given me at least 2 Pony Pals if I got bored. Sure, it was only $10, but...yeah. It made me way angry. And that just put me in a horrible mood and I wanted to go home, but my parents made me stand in the freezing cold for ten freaking minutes while they watched some freaking Marines do pull ups. WITH ICE COLD LEMONADE.
And I was being a brat, and, come on, they bought me LEMONADE, but it was kind of cold and Marines doing push ups isn't that thrilling.
I sort of hate men in uniform now.
Yeah. Other than that, though....
I WANT MY DANG PONY PALS!!! AAARGH!
I just need something to do.
Tomorrow's school. Both good and bad. I have to wear red for "Red Day". I swear, I did not make up that Spirit Day.
Sorry for putting you through that...

God save the queen.

It's true. The British are funnier than us. We're doomed.
On "Last Comic Standing" last night, all the British people were really funny, except for this one guy Buddy who got total silence. Ooooooh...
Ava: Madonna adopted another little black child by paying a million dollars and in effect breaking the law and people ask me, "Are you offended?" and I say, "No, I'm excited, because I've got two black kids at home. Come on kids, get your coats on." "Where are we going?" "Oh, I'm cashing you in."
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
There was this one guy from Minneapolis that didn't make it. Minneapolis wasn't very funny, but he was.
Nameless funny guy: You know how sometimes people die and it's sad? And then sometimes it just feels right. Like a guy bought a poisonous cobra, it bit him, and he died. Uh, yeah. What was your plan A? "You're so cute, you're just the cutest widdle cobwa- *gets bitten* *reprimand* NO!!!!"
Hahahaha.
This other guy didn't make it the first time, so he added some energy to his performance and suddenly they thought he was hilarious.
Other nameless not-so-funny guy: I better get going, I have babies to feed. None of my own, I just like to feed BABIES!!!!! I LOVE IT!
Awwwww man, I'm the usual Runescape loving, gaming, overall wearing nerd.
I guess I'll go home and cry.
I swear, my ipod is SO beautiful. Gots little blue butterflies on it... So sweet.
WE'RE GETTING RID OF DIAL-UP! To which I can only say, HALLELUJAH! MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! Granted, it took a little while, but at least they were ANSWERED! My parents knew this day would come... Hopefully I can finally get my own e-mail address. I'm thinking dairypharmer.
I sincerely want to be a dairy farmer. My father is trying to crush my hopes and dreams as nicely as possible. "Dad, how do you start a dairy farm?" "Oh, I think those are mostly handed down through the family..." Darn. But he did say you should have 10 acres and at least 10 cows. I think you should only have 2 acres. 1 acre is good for a pasture. But I am new to this, so hey.
I started playing Harvest Moon again. My cow is slow in having a baby. I played 5 days and she still wouldn't have it. It was annoying.
DairyPharmer. Hehehe.
I got my chains fixed today. Must bring coins in exchange for COLDSTONE!

Bad wife

I married Nami yesterday. She's officially the worst wife ever. She left our son (I named him Justus? I was high or something) alone all day and then didn't make him go to bed, and DIDN'T FEED HIM!
We're all gonna die.
I'm poor.
A goat costs 4000, breeding Sooey costs 5500, I need a new cow for 5000, new seeds cost about 2000, and I only have 3641.
Man.
So yeah.
We didn't have practice today!
YES!!!!!!
I wish that would happen every day.
But then I wouldn't be on the team.
Just till May 26...
I'm running for ASB president. I'm planning to do a Star Wars themed speech. Kind of. And I'll have politicially incorrect posters. Not really.
I'm kind of excited.

OH NAMIPOO!!!

I OFFICIALLY LOVE HARVEST MOON!!!!!!! Okay, so I FINALLY got 4 hearts with Nami and I was GOING to propose to her, but I'd been following her since like 2 AM, so I woke up about about 9 AM. But then Ruby and Tim came to my house and were all, OMG, SHE'S MISSING! And I wanted to choose the right answer, so I said I'd go look for her. that took like 3 hours and it turned out she didn't leave? It was weird. BUt then she finally said yes.
w00t! w00t!
I'm excited. I got my new cow, too. Her name is Sooey. Like a pig. Lol. And everything is well. I read this thing that if you propose to Nami before Fall 10th..wait, nm. I missed the deadline. Oooooooh well. I just can't wait till the end of this chapter. I've gone through 2.5 Harvest Moon months in a mere week. Wow.
I hope I won't get so bored in Happy Birthday that I have to quit. :P
I FINALLY read my bible today. Got through all of Judges and Ruth.
Dude, Warbears rules. Go check it out. I FINALLY beat mission 1. It's pretty cool, you really have to think to beat it. REQUIRES A BRAIN.
Omgeeeeez, I made these really good brownies. Actually, I don't know if they're really good, I haven't been allowed to EAT them yet, but they were in the latest Reader's Digest. First homemade brownies I've ever made.

Blessings in Disguise (not)

Soooooooo I guess I am competing in the track meet.
Update: I WASN'T (thank God) going to compete because there was only one bus seating 45 people, so only VARSITY was going (and fat chance am I EVER going to be on varsity this year).
Only Mr. Barry got us another bus. I guess I should be grateful or something. it's not that bad, cuz I can do shotput, discus (guess I'm not that bad...?), 4x1 possibly, and maybe 200?
I just really wanted a Thursday off. Oh well. There's always the end of the season.
Friday is the last day of WASL. I think I'll miss it.
THIS STORY'S GETTING OLD, HOMEWRECKER WITH A HEART OF GOLD!
I got this amazing runner's high today. It wasn't so much high but when I do a lot of running my legs feel all floaty and it's pure bliss from then on. Except for the heavy breathing and stuff. Ew, that didn't sound okay. But it was just running around the football field six times.
Harvest Moon was going pretty good. I say was, because it was just normal Harvest Moony stuff, and Nami had one heart (eeeeeeeeeeeeee!), but then I offended her during an intermission sequence after a REALLY good day, so I didn't save and now I have to do the first of summer ALLLLL over again.
Oh well. I'm sure I'll find a billion lil human statues AGAIN. But I might not. :P I'm helping out at the dig like EVERY SINGLE DAY! I need to buy a seed maker and some sheep. Maybe chickens. And a star cow. :)

Things are going...swimmingly

Oooookay. I didn't think this was that funny. But you can think whatever. This isn't the exact e-mail I got, but my internet's being lame. I have to go away from blogger to access it and it's like, uh, NO.
1. Go to google.com.
2. Click on Maps.
3. Click on Get Directions.
4. (this is the part I don't remember) Put New York, New York in From and Paris, France in To.
5. Read line 23. HAHAHA.
Dumb, huh? It took my computer forever and it was like, "Um, duh, what am I supposed to be looking at that's funny?"
MY LEGS HURT.
I ran the stupid ladder drill yesterday and today, and I feel SOOOOO Much better today, but my legs still hurt.
And I don't know if I'll ever be a good sprinter.
I'm not doing the 60 meter dash. I'm thinking the 100 meter maybe.
Oooh, what fun, Quizilla quizzes.
I HAVE ALL THE INFO FOR MY BOOK/FANFIC BUT I CAN'T START IT! I DON'T KNOW HOW!
Dakota wants to know if I want to start an Anime club.
Seeing as I only like Dragonball Z, Sailor Moon, and Peach Girl, I don't know if I can.
Loveless was too scary. I'm not exactly open to animated gay porn.
I miss Hot Topic.
Brianna says I should be a distance runner.
Screw that.
I hate high jump.
YESSS TOMORROW'S LAST DAY OF TRACK FOR THE WEEK!
I listened to Albatross, which I just got yesterday, a late Easter gift. Ooooh yeah, I love that Cd.
Didn't really feel like watching the office tonight. Ooooh well. I'm sure it was hilarious.
"Blood and Chocolate" WAS SO LAME. First I was all, GO WITH AIDAN GO WITH AIDAN and then he started being all "I shoot werewolves" so I was like GO WITH GABRIEL GO WITH GABRIEL and she FINALLY picks him because he bit her lip while they were making out????????
I DON'T GET IT!!!!!!!!!
Yeah. It was dumb and so NOT what I expected.
Need to read my Georgia Nicholes book.
I want PIZZA.
Mmm, beef.

CRACK FOR COWS!!!!!

OMG WE WATCHED THE COOLEST MOVIE IN SCIENCE TODAY! It was by some John Stosser guy? Not important. But the WHOLE entire thing was this huge vat of proof on what the Green party isn't telling us and why they're wrong about global warming.
Best. Class. Ever.
And I thought Mr. Anderson was a die-hard Green partyist, but he liked the movie? Wouldn't let me borrow it, though. :(
And the environmentalists protested in front of Starbucks. i mean, there was a preacher for mother earth, and a choir, and people were saying stuff like, "You know the growth hormone? It's like CRACK! CRACK FOR COWS!" Then they raised their signs and shouted, "CRACK FOR COWS! CRACK FOR COWS!" I wanted to dress up as a cow and run around during their protest. it would've been funny.
And these kids were all brainwashed about global warming and this one little boy was like, "If there's a lot of bad floods, we won't be able to breathe, and if we can't breathe, we'll probably go extinct." ??????????? WHAT? It didn't make any sense. DON'T TOUCH THE WATER, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BREATHE!!!! hahaha. But isn't extinction of man what they want, since man = bad?
Oh well. It was funny.
CRACK FOR COWS! CRACK FOR COWS!
Lalalalalala.
There's the lame basketball sleepover tonight. >:P I don't really want to go. Maybe because I'm in a bad mood, but I have a few friends on the team, and then there's the people I REALLY don't like, and I just don't know if it would be fun at all.
But Mom bought a $16 chocolate cake, so we're DEFINITEly going to the awards portion.
Excuuuuse me, I don't think so, I don't know what you're trying to tell me, but you just better check yourself. Unh unh, I don't get down like that. Oh know you didn't (yes I did).
I'm listening to KJ-52 for the first time in like 2 years?
he's so carazy good.
Why? Ain't no guy that cute.
SO TRUE.
It was funny, like last week or something, I was coming home from the library with my dad, and we saw a guy walking without a shirt. Well, he was wearing a [leather] jacket, but underneath he was shirtless, and my dad was all, "He's stupid. He's an idiot." But I wasn't complaining because that guy looked like Matt Dillon from "The Outsiders". Back before he turned ugly.
Ooh, y'all better check yourself.
Hehehehe.
My ipod has 300 songs. I've filled a quarter of my ipod up. :(
Ben and Jerry's: Vermonty Python = delicious.
They don't have the growth hormone. It MUST be good.
I love Spring Break.
SPRING BREAK WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!