What IS my butt telling the world?

Awww, it's freakish.
I'm laidback, but uptight?
Tyler ate glue the other day.
He took a huge bite of an almond-scented Elmer's stick.
And nearly threw up.
Sometimes I wonder about him...
We listened to random screamo and metal bands today.
Like THE CLASSIC CRIME.
Which is really funny for some strange reason.
I sort of spaced out all week and haven't been paying attention in most of my classes.
Which could be a bad thing.
But I finished "Brideshead Revisited" just the other day, and it was so worth it.
And all of Evelyn Waugh's other novels have received high praise, so this might be the summer of classic literature.
Followed by the annual Harry Potter binge.
Evelyn Waugh was a Catholic. Huh. Charles Ryder displayed such a convincing disdain for it.
Charles and Sebastian were gay together, that's for darn sure.
Anthony Blance was hilarious. "Don't be a tease, Toni, buy me a drink."
He would just randomly pop up with his boyfriend of the moment, analyze people, and disappear again.
Aloysius. "He was portrayed by a teddy bear named Delicatessen."
Once the TV series came out, it was suddenly cool to carry teddy bears around again.
I love Lady Gaga. She'll just do something ridiculous, but stand by it.
"Yeah. I carry around a giant teacup. What are you doing to do about it?"

Do you feel like a man when you push her around? Do you feel better now?

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus lyrics. So Pluggedin loves them. But they haven't reviewed Cartel or Gym Class Heroes. LAME.
I SWEAR, there's a guy in this band with the most amazing hair. He looks just like Blake Lewis with dark hair, only not as corrupted or short/annoying.
I finished "The Night I Disappeared", some girl who created an alternate reality after a "traumatic" event in her past that she can't remember. And I was busy rolling my eyes, because in most books, the situation is always she was molested/raped and she can't ever get past it. But IT'S NOT! Shocking... She gets put in a psychiatric ward.
I also read "Guitar Highway Rose". The title sounded emo and the description was getting there, so I checked it out. Took me a while to find it was British, too. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? And Rosie and Asher run away together. Awwwww. Not. There's an event near the end I totally did not see coming. I mean, I knew right away what had happened when I read the description, but it was like, "Wha? Why'd you stick that in there?" Kind of a pointless book. Asher didn't use punctuation. Everyone was talking about hot chip addictions.
FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT, SHE SAYS THIS DOESN'T HURT!
I see what's going down...
I want stripey socks.
And dreads.
But then I wouldn't wash them. Ew.
I want to dye my hair. Don't know quite when that will happen.
These emo pictures are dumb.
I wish I had a counter to see how many times I use emo in a post. Emo emo emo emo emo.

No offense, but I REALLY hate your country.

You Should Date A Japanese Guy!

You're an interesting blend of traditonal and modern And a Japanese guy is likely to be on your wavelength Maybe you'll show your love by dying your hair the same color Or get married in a traditional white kimono!

Which Foreign Guy Should You Date?

I don't think this would work. I mean, how can it if I don't like his home country? At all?
Okay, there are some positive things I remember about Japan, and I know I make out like I hate it all the time, but it wasn't that bad. Maybe it was just living on base that SUCKED.
But I don't want to go back to Japan anytime soon. I didn't leave anyone behind like my mom did, and my dad, because all my friends were Navy kids who moved to Hawaii or San Francisco as soon as summer started. -_-
Ooh, what kind of English American should I speak? Or is that American English.
I swear, I have the coolest itunes playlists ever. Maybe it's because I think of my playlists like a story... Or not... But they make sense. Eeeee, I'm proud of them.
Go Kill Yourself: Someone is at the end of their rope, so they go to a loved one (or God, since that's what that song is about) for help ("Breathe Into Me", Red). Unfortunately, said friend leaves ("Don't Go", KJ-52) and then dies ("Hello", Evanescence), causing the main character to become emo ("Zero", Hawk Nelson) and long for home ("I Wanna Go Home", Ugly Duckling). Oh no, our hero has encountered an abusive relationship (could happen...?) ("Let Go", Red). Our hero tells the antagonist so ("You Don't See Me", Josie and the Pussycats), but that ends badly ("Face Down", Red Jumpsuit Apparatus). Now a bunch of songs on just how abusive this person is. ("Fire To My Soul", Demon Hunter; "Haunted", Evanescence; "Open Wounds", Skillet) Our hero gets restless and thinks violence is the answer ("Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck", Demon Hunter). Then they get all emo again ("Poor Man", Plus One; "Stories (Down To the Bottom)", Tobymac). Then they decide to complain about the desensitization of our country for some reason("Novocain", Olivia the Band) and how they have the coldest heart. ("The Coldest Heart", The Classic Crime) They blame the media for injustice ("You're Crashing But You're No Wave", Fall Out Boy) and commit suicide ("My Last Breath", Evanescence"). Then a minor character tries to sing them back to life ("Headlights", The Classic Crime). The last part's truly depressing, since the chorus is, "I know you're cold, but come home." Hm. Although I think that song is REALLY FUNNY and always laugh when I listen to it.
Ooops.
Oh, rats, and I spoiled the ending for you.

Your Linguistic Profile:

50% General American English 30% Yankee 10% Upper Midwestern 5% Dixie 0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

How NYC am I?
I'm so glad I don't have a Midwestern accent. Or speak that way, anyways.
Man, I don't belong in New York. :(

You Are 32% NYC

Okay, so maybe you've been to NYC. But you probably really live in Connecticut.

How NYC Are You?

I don't, actually, I live in Washington.
IRONY. Am definitely taking this quiz.

You Are 75% Addicted to Blogthings

You lead the pack when it comes to posting Blogthings. And your friends (mostly) thank you for it. It's cute that you insist on being called your Japanese name. Just stop bragging about your IQ score!

How Addicted To Blogthings Are You?

So true...

By the way...

Hey hey hey, everybody. I forgot.
On
Friday
we
had
the
last
pep
assembly
of
the
year.
Mr. Faxon let the Advanced Band/pep band do it all by ourselves, no Mr. Faxon conducting, and we did pretty good. It was a nice change. But even though he wasn't there, Mr. Faxon got us back by winning the Teacher's Appreciation Award.
Hm.
And
the
wedgies
won
the
jellybean
relay.
And
the
whole
pep
assembly.
WAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That is all...

JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE!

I officially have nothing to do.
I spent 2 hours playing Mario this morning.
1 hour playing Romance.
3 hours playing cards with my brothers.
I'm such a loser.
But I still have so much to do, so many books to read, still haven't gotten dressed.
Yeah.
"Romance" was very vigorous this morning. Got some pretty good guys, such as Daniel Biro and 12 Stones lead singer guy man (which is seriously what I called him). And I was listening to "Crash" (12 Stones song, and one of the only 12 Stones song I know, since my Christian music library isn't all that extensive, so say some people) and the lead singer didn't sound like he did in "The Way I Feel" and "Bring Me To Life" and I was like ????? Different guy?
But on second listen...it's not.
And then I broke up with Dougie and Joe Trohman, but I rolled the dice one last time...and got Joe. Rolled it again. Joe. Rolled it again. Joe. THis happened like 5 times and then I FINALLY got Daniel Biro.
Yaaay Daniel.
Heeeeeee has a mullet.
Lalalala.
Still haven't gotten to work on fanfic.
Had weird dreams about it?
One of the main characters is crazy sexy, I am NOT even kidding. Makes me wish he was real.
Only he's 17????? Sad.
Emo, too.
I miss school.
WE WENT TO SEATTLE YESTERDAY!
I bought a new hat. I love it. It's camo and fits on my head, lol.
Dodododo. Almost easter. Have nothing to wear.
Well, I do, but my mom won't let me wear it.
Besides, I have nursery on SUnday.
NURSERY AND CHOCOLATE.

PUT HER IN A BLENDER!

Wow. Emily pretty much had the best party ever. We all played Mafia, followed a bogus menu, ate cake and mints, and had a rockin good time.
And I was wearing a DRESS. I love this dress, though. Makes me feel semi feminine.
RUMOR CONFIRMED: Everybody DOES think I'm a lesbian. Especially GUYS. So part of my day was spent sulking. Because I'm not WRONG, I'm not IMAGINING things, it's TRUE, all guys think I'm GAY, and will never be interested in me because of it.
OOooh, lookit.
I'm dating Joe from FallOut boy. I didn't even know there was a Joe.
I really could go for a coconut cream donut. But I'm soooo not hungry right now.
I'm so dehydrated. I forgot to put "Definitely Maybe" on my ipod. :(

Isn't it wonderful? I don't know if it will actually show up...
Ew, if it says Barak obama is a hottie, I will kill myself.
I actually have nothing against Barak. I just don't think he's hot OR sexy, he's anti-war, which is ANNOYING, and, unfortunately for Mr. Anderson, I am NOT a Barak advocate.
Aaaaaargh.
Hm, I have low Oscar knowledge. oh, the N, and their fun but stupid quizzes.
JOE FROM FALL OUT BOY!
Man, I got ONE question right. I suck. Oh well, it was about Oscars, something no one needs to know about. Now am I destined for stardom?
All Johnson did during practice today was make us do Around the World (I MADE A LAY UP) and talk (YESSSSS) and I got to leave early, so it was all goooood.
Yesh.
Results pending...
I'm destined for a QUIET sort of stardom??????
Well, yeah, I want to write a book, BUT A TV SHOW WOULD BE NICE!!!!! It's not like TV hosts have TALENT.
Okay, I REALLY have to see who's my presidential hottie soulmate.
Ew, weird: Stand underneath my window at midnight screaming my name, despondent.
AAAAAAAAGH!
RESULTS PENDING!!!!!!!!
Pleeeeeeeeeeease, nooooot an eeeeeemoooooo....
EWWWWWWWW!

That's horrible, I'm taking this again.