Sunday, June 24, 2007

Dumbest things I've ever heard, Volume 1

"Russia isn't in Asia!"
"What kind of tanning bed do you use?" "I use one where you lie down."
"Okay, 3 dipped cones, would you like ice cream with that?"
That's all I can think of right now. I've actually heard these things said to me.
IT'S NOT A LIE.
I watched "Accepted" last night. Not something you want to watch with your parents, which I did. There was like 86 s-words. And a lot of sexual stuff. But Sherman and
Glen were pretty funny. Glen especially.
"I call them Glen-wads."
"*calls on cellphone* How do you like your drink? Does she like hers? Good."
"You need a Razor scooter to vote?"
"IT'S A FLAVOR EXPLOSION! I'M WORKING WITH SOME VERY UNSTABLE HEEEERBS!"

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