I forgot how much I hate registration. You have to pick your stupid classes and figure out what 1 SEMESTER means, and listen to all the people not so good at math complain, "I REALLY wanna take annual. How do I take annual?" in that really whiny voice of theirs. But for me, it REALLY stunk cuz I couldn't take the classes I've been wanting to take SINCE 6TH GRADE!!!!!! I had to choose between them thanks to the School Board who's like, "Oh, we need more in depth science!!!!" HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But what's even worse, is when I had to choose alternatives for my semester long elective, in case the school realized who I was and decided NOT to give me drama for one semester, my parents kept pressuring me to take COMPUTER CLASSES!!!!! That's kind of funny. I mean, I freak out when the least little thing happens to my own cpu. I can't figure out how to put links on my stupid blog. I once did a neopets pet page...after reading over my friend's pages and figuring out how to do stuff and flipping continually back to the manual. But my parents were like, "But I thought you liked HTML?" I do. Just NOT AS A CLASS! I'm not Maddie Finn. My career is mostly likely going to be in the Art and Entertainment (that's what it's called in the high school catalogue, I think) or Human Resources (it's this or human helper or humanity helper or something) catagory. NOT COMPUTERS! That's Nathan. And maybe William. But not me. Especially someone who wants to be a WRITER on something other than composition notebooks, Word, and this blog.
Today: My parents (not mad at them like I made it sound) are mad because I have worship team practice at 4 (PM, no duh) for Easter TOMORROW (I felt kind of bad not going to the Good Friday service. I didn't want to go cuz I usually cry, but then I felt guilty that I hadn't recognized a special part of Easter.) and then at 6 (when worship team is probably gonna be over), I have to go to gong show practice. No dinner breaks. I mean, I know Chase eats before 4, BUT THE REST OF US DON'T!!! So I'm probably gonna get a burger and fries or something. Hopefully a double cheeseburger. Unlike the MALL McDonald's. Grrrrrrr, evil...
AAAAAH I have to practice my LINES!!!!! Cuz I've only spent time memorizing them ONCE THIS WEEK!!!! And I might have FORGOTTEN THEM already!!!!!!!! Can't have that. Actually, I've got Legolas pretty much down pat, but Sayid needs some work, and he has less lines than Mad Max!!!! (I didn't choose my parts, believe me. Well, I sorta picked Legolas. But I thought Sarai meant would I like to play him for that particular practice, cuz no one was playing him, and I'd wanted to play Pippin ((I have the hobbit cape AND he's like the best character)), but I ended up with Legolas. I can still wear the cape, tho. And borrow William's bow. Weeeee...)
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Friday, April 14, 2006
Q: a letter I've never started a title with
Just a random thought. AAAAAAAAAAAAH NOT a good day. It went really sloooooooooooooow and the teachers were all freaking out about WASL and I didn't have time to read "Lion Boy" (really good book).
Science: We had a lab today about mebranes being selectively permeable and stuff, bla bla bla, and, omg, ALL THE BLONDE GIRLS IN MY CLASS WOULD NOT LEAVE MY STATION ALONE!!!!!!! Partly because Mr. Griffith was handing out supplies there, so everyone was getting them, but then they were like, "Mr Griffith, I'm done, whaddo I do?" And they said it really WHINILY AND I WAS LIKE, "Kill me now, someone." Then they were supposed to put glucose and starch in some beakers, and, get this, they put ALL the beakers over where I'm TRYING to work and measure water and stuff, AND WOULD NOT GET OUT OF MY WAY!!! So I had to work at a totally different station WITHOUT supplies, and they totally made a mess and EVERYTHING!!! Maybe that's just a pet peeve of mine, but it was REALLY ANNOYING, and if murder were a. not against the law and b. not against the Bible, there would not be blondie alive in that class today. Note: I'm not one of those people who's convinced all blondes are evil/dumb, but if I were, these girls DEFINITELY apply to that rule. It's just a coincidence, tho, the rest I know are nice/normal.
Algebra: Blaaaaa Mr. Jansen is gone for two weeks cuz he has surgery I think? Anyways, we had a sub, and he was nice and all, but he had NO control over the class, and then he was answering these problems TOTALLY WRONG and I pointed that out, but he didn't listen, so I was like, "Whatever, let them fail." (I was in sort of a bad mood then. Not so much now, but it still makes me mad) And then the sub was all acting like Shane was the ONLY smart person in class. Not to brag, but I know what standard form is, unlike the jerk sitting IN FRONT OF ME!!! (not Shane, someone else. Shane doesn't even sit near me. Wait. Yes he does. Not that near, tho.)
And all the rest of school was ALL ABOUT WASL and it was really boring and Mrs. Moon's 1/2 block were asking a lot of questions, so class almost went over and the bell rang and school was over, but we were still talking!!!!!
I'm wearing compression shorts under my jeans. They're actually quite comfortable. And I didn't want to take them off, so I was like, "Sure, I'll wear them until...tonight?" PE: NO DIGIWALKERS, YAAAAAY!!!
Science: We had a lab today about mebranes being selectively permeable and stuff, bla bla bla, and, omg, ALL THE BLONDE GIRLS IN MY CLASS WOULD NOT LEAVE MY STATION ALONE!!!!!!! Partly because Mr. Griffith was handing out supplies there, so everyone was getting them, but then they were like, "Mr Griffith, I'm done, whaddo I do?" And they said it really WHINILY AND I WAS LIKE, "Kill me now, someone." Then they were supposed to put glucose and starch in some beakers, and, get this, they put ALL the beakers over where I'm TRYING to work and measure water and stuff, AND WOULD NOT GET OUT OF MY WAY!!! So I had to work at a totally different station WITHOUT supplies, and they totally made a mess and EVERYTHING!!! Maybe that's just a pet peeve of mine, but it was REALLY ANNOYING, and if murder were a. not against the law and b. not against the Bible, there would not be blondie alive in that class today. Note: I'm not one of those people who's convinced all blondes are evil/dumb, but if I were, these girls DEFINITELY apply to that rule. It's just a coincidence, tho, the rest I know are nice/normal.
Algebra: Blaaaaa Mr. Jansen is gone for two weeks cuz he has surgery I think? Anyways, we had a sub, and he was nice and all, but he had NO control over the class, and then he was answering these problems TOTALLY WRONG and I pointed that out, but he didn't listen, so I was like, "Whatever, let them fail." (I was in sort of a bad mood then. Not so much now, but it still makes me mad) And then the sub was all acting like Shane was the ONLY smart person in class. Not to brag, but I know what standard form is, unlike the jerk sitting IN FRONT OF ME!!! (not Shane, someone else. Shane doesn't even sit near me. Wait. Yes he does. Not that near, tho.)
And all the rest of school was ALL ABOUT WASL and it was really boring and Mrs. Moon's 1/2 block were asking a lot of questions, so class almost went over and the bell rang and school was over, but we were still talking!!!!!
I'm wearing compression shorts under my jeans. They're actually quite comfortable. And I didn't want to take them off, so I was like, "Sure, I'll wear them until...tonight?" PE: NO DIGIWALKERS, YAAAAAY!!!
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Mystery of the month
Sooo......what really IS that substance in Baby Ruth candy bars? It tastes unmistakeably like PEANUT BUTTER, but others have said it is carmel mixed with nougat, but even without the peanuts, it maintains its nutty flavor. I'm going to write.......whoever makes these things and demand an explanation and ten pounds of lime Skittles. "Now these, obviously, are the chloroplasts..." That would be cool. SKITTLE CELL!!!!!!!!
If the stupid library has two of my holds, why did I only get one e-mail? And I can't get them anytime soon. >:O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! Bye el losero!!!!!! Lol, that's what I said to my brother. He's going to party with other engineers in Tacoma (party city). So now I have to "babysit" William. Dude, he's 10!!!!! If I'm not getting paid, I'm not BABYSITTING HIM!!! We are staying here TOGETHER ALONE!!!!
So yeah, that's it. OMG OMG OMG I FORGOT!!
American Idol last night: BUCKY GOES DOWN!!!!!!!!! Which I was kinda sad about, but he wasn't THAT good, probably the worst out of everyone. And when Elliott got in Bottom 3, I was like, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SLIM SHADY!!!" Don't ask... But then they showed videos from the contestants' families and I felt bad about making fun of Kellie cuz she's pretty cute/nice/bubbly, she just isn't that good of a singer. Well, country, she kicks butt. But yeah.
I need to check out "My Praise". Cuz Jeannie and Jocelyn were like, "IT'S AWESOME!!" But they make the word "class" like "cl***". Okaaaaaaaay...
If the stupid library has two of my holds, why did I only get one e-mail? And I can't get them anytime soon. >:O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! Bye el losero!!!!!! Lol, that's what I said to my brother. He's going to party with other engineers in Tacoma (party city). So now I have to "babysit" William. Dude, he's 10!!!!! If I'm not getting paid, I'm not BABYSITTING HIM!!! We are staying here TOGETHER ALONE!!!!
So yeah, that's it. OMG OMG OMG I FORGOT!!
American Idol last night: BUCKY GOES DOWN!!!!!!!!! Which I was kinda sad about, but he wasn't THAT good, probably the worst out of everyone. And when Elliott got in Bottom 3, I was like, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SLIM SHADY!!!" Don't ask... But then they showed videos from the contestants' families and I felt bad about making fun of Kellie cuz she's pretty cute/nice/bubbly, she just isn't that good of a singer. Well, country, she kicks butt. But yeah.
I need to check out "My Praise". Cuz Jeannie and Jocelyn were like, "IT'S AWESOME!!" But they make the word "class" like "cl***". Okaaaaaaaay...
"Stalk you."
"Call me." "Stalk you." Lol that's the line in this movie I really wanna see. It's basically just like like "Bring it on" (which I also need to see), except about gymnastics and not cheerleading.
Movies that have come out that look promising:
"Take the Lead", "The Benchwarmers" (Nathan was all, "I wanna see 'The Replacements,' so he does it, too.), I had more but I can't think of them now.............................................
The freshman have babies. Flour babies. And they're carrying them around EVERYWHERE in pretty patterned baby blankets. Some of them are pretty artistic, and others.....resemble Frida Kahlo. The artist, not the art. It's kind of funny. The guys just shove them under their arms and walk around wishing they were dead, while the girls seriously act like they're babies and take FIVE MINUTES to swaddle their bags of flour. Swaddling babies is hard (I tried it on Lachlan when he was a baby ((now he's 1)) and he kept bursting out of my stupid swaddle), but five minutes is ridiculous. The thing doesn't BURST or CRY, how hard can it be? Maybe it's because they're square. As stupid as it sounds, I really want my own flour baby. I've got a bunch of names saved up over the years (all two of them) and I heard there's a journal assignment involved? Sweet.
Today: short. That's all I have to say. Sudoku today STUNK, it was level 4 and I KEEP MESSING UP!!!!! So I'll let someone else solve it and wait for tomorrow to arrive. Band, we're playing this Sesame Street Showcase, which is awesome, cuz Sesame Street was like my favorite show for a long time. Then came "American Idol", but anyway. Social studies was slightly lame, cuz we're making posters on China, and we couldn't look up facts on our own, we had to listen to pages upon pages of random facts about food, transportation, and wildlife (my favorite). But when Mrs. Moon was reading about food, she had to pause at the part about Beijing's famous FRIED DUCK and Paul screams, "YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!" at the top of his lungs. Aaaah annoying. So, I was like, "Whatever, they eat chipmunks in the Pokonoes." And then later, Mrs. Moon was like, "In Northern China, roast chipmunk is among other delicacies," and Paul blanched. Hahaha loser. I guess. Not really. He's okay when he's not talking about chipmunks, but it's like, GET OVER IT IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO THE WAR IS OVER AND I'M TIRED OF YOUR FILTHY RODENTS! But I wouldn't say that outloud. Cuz Paul's cool. And he has drumsticks to hit you with. Ouch.
Movies that have come out that look promising:
"Take the Lead", "The Benchwarmers" (Nathan was all, "I wanna see 'The Replacements,' so he does it, too.), I had more but I can't think of them now.............................................
The freshman have babies. Flour babies. And they're carrying them around EVERYWHERE in pretty patterned baby blankets. Some of them are pretty artistic, and others.....resemble Frida Kahlo. The artist, not the art. It's kind of funny. The guys just shove them under their arms and walk around wishing they were dead, while the girls seriously act like they're babies and take FIVE MINUTES to swaddle their bags of flour. Swaddling babies is hard (I tried it on Lachlan when he was a baby ((now he's 1)) and he kept bursting out of my stupid swaddle), but five minutes is ridiculous. The thing doesn't BURST or CRY, how hard can it be? Maybe it's because they're square. As stupid as it sounds, I really want my own flour baby. I've got a bunch of names saved up over the years (all two of them) and I heard there's a journal assignment involved? Sweet.
Today: short. That's all I have to say. Sudoku today STUNK, it was level 4 and I KEEP MESSING UP!!!!! So I'll let someone else solve it and wait for tomorrow to arrive. Band, we're playing this Sesame Street Showcase, which is awesome, cuz Sesame Street was like my favorite show for a long time. Then came "American Idol", but anyway. Social studies was slightly lame, cuz we're making posters on China, and we couldn't look up facts on our own, we had to listen to pages upon pages of random facts about food, transportation, and wildlife (my favorite). But when Mrs. Moon was reading about food, she had to pause at the part about Beijing's famous FRIED DUCK and Paul screams, "YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!" at the top of his lungs. Aaaah annoying. So, I was like, "Whatever, they eat chipmunks in the Pokonoes." And then later, Mrs. Moon was like, "In Northern China, roast chipmunk is among other delicacies," and Paul blanched. Hahaha loser. I guess. Not really. He's okay when he's not talking about chipmunks, but it's like, GET OVER IT IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO THE WAR IS OVER AND I'M TIRED OF YOUR FILTHY RODENTS! But I wouldn't say that outloud. Cuz Paul's cool. And he has drumsticks to hit you with. Ouch.
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Peppermint Orbit
That's what I'm chewing right now. :) No seriously, this stuff is GOOD and I haven't had any for quite a long time. Cuz the stupid grocery stores and comissaries are all, "Um, no, only spearmint and winter mint! *turns around and pops Peppermint Orbit into mouth*"
So today was an interesting day. In science, Mr. Griffith made us do this lab where we'd put Benedict solution and grass in water and blow carbon dioxide (what we exhale) through a straw into the beaker/tube/shot/thing and the solution would turn yellow. Not so. The majority of us blew our brains out, stained our clothes/homework/skin, but nothing happened to the dumb solution. So Mr. Griffith had to get another bottle that finally worked. And tomorrow it's supposed to be blue again. Oooh how scientific!
Man, this gum is good. Um, anyways, algebra. Mr. Jansen: "The possibilities are infinitely many." Me: "...that's like an oxymoron." Dillon and Curtis: "What?" Me: *tries to explain* Dillon: "How would you know that?" Mario: "Cuz she's smarter than you!!!" Aaaaaaaah I love school.
Except for LAR/SS. Not fun. We have to read this book required of all sevvies, "So Far From the Bamboo Grove". It's supposed to be like the BEST BOOK EVER, but I think it's both boring and weird. And, if it's the author's autobiography, WHY DID SHE FICTIONALIZE IT???????
WOOOO AMERICAN IDOL LAST NIGHT!!!!! Aaah that sounded stalkerish. Yeah, I haven't really been interested the past few weeks, but I watched this week. It made me when Mandisa got out last time. >:( She was better than a. Bucky (sorry, man) b. Kellie (YOU MUST DIE!) c. Ace. I thought Chris was good, but WHAT'S UP WITH THE EYELINER? That's a Constantine thing. I know he's a rocker (my dad's word, not mine) and all, BUT IT'S WEIRD!!! Huh...Constantine sang a Queen song...AND WORE EYELINER!!!!!! Ewwwww... I thought Paris was good, too. And Taylor. Simon was on crack or something last night. He likes Kellie (GAAAAAAAAH! Okay, she's Carrie Underwood's evil twin, but Carrie could sing stuff OTHER THAN COUNTRY and SOUND GOOD, but Kellie CAN'T! Last night, she wasn't AMAZING, and Simon was all, "I liked it." Paris comes on and kicks butt. "I thought it was weird." I think Paula slipped some mercury into his Coke.) but no one else. Eeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahh. EEEEEE-GWAAAA-NUUUUH!!!! I like Elliott. His name is spelled a little weird, tho.
Things I don't think I've mentioned: NO SUMMER SCHOOL!!!!!!! I decided to take French next year, cuz I can still take 4 years of it at Oly and stuff. And Advanced Band rox. Registration is tonight, anyways. And then I'm gonna take drama for the semester elective. Rock on. But I had to choose alternates and there was NOTHING GOOD!!!! There was journalism and...kaput. So I just put food sciences, even tho they make you decorate omelets with ketchup and do worksheets where you contemplate the meaning of BREAD KNIFE!!! Thing number 2: FLORIDA WON!!!!!!! THEY KILLED UCLA!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
So today was an interesting day. In science, Mr. Griffith made us do this lab where we'd put Benedict solution and grass in water and blow carbon dioxide (what we exhale) through a straw into the beaker/tube/shot/thing and the solution would turn yellow. Not so. The majority of us blew our brains out, stained our clothes/homework/skin, but nothing happened to the dumb solution. So Mr. Griffith had to get another bottle that finally worked. And tomorrow it's supposed to be blue again. Oooh how scientific!
Man, this gum is good. Um, anyways, algebra. Mr. Jansen: "The possibilities are infinitely many." Me: "...that's like an oxymoron." Dillon and Curtis: "What?" Me: *tries to explain* Dillon: "How would you know that?" Mario: "Cuz she's smarter than you!!!" Aaaaaaaah I love school.
Except for LAR/SS. Not fun. We have to read this book required of all sevvies, "So Far From the Bamboo Grove". It's supposed to be like the BEST BOOK EVER, but I think it's both boring and weird. And, if it's the author's autobiography, WHY DID SHE FICTIONALIZE IT???????
WOOOO AMERICAN IDOL LAST NIGHT!!!!! Aaah that sounded stalkerish. Yeah, I haven't really been interested the past few weeks, but I watched this week. It made me when Mandisa got out last time. >:( She was better than a. Bucky (sorry, man) b. Kellie (YOU MUST DIE!) c. Ace. I thought Chris was good, but WHAT'S UP WITH THE EYELINER? That's a Constantine thing. I know he's a rocker (my dad's word, not mine) and all, BUT IT'S WEIRD!!! Huh...Constantine sang a Queen song...AND WORE EYELINER!!!!!! Ewwwww... I thought Paris was good, too. And Taylor. Simon was on crack or something last night. He likes Kellie (GAAAAAAAAH! Okay, she's Carrie Underwood's evil twin, but Carrie could sing stuff OTHER THAN COUNTRY and SOUND GOOD, but Kellie CAN'T! Last night, she wasn't AMAZING, and Simon was all, "I liked it." Paris comes on and kicks butt. "I thought it was weird." I think Paula slipped some mercury into his Coke.) but no one else. Eeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahh. EEEEEE-GWAAAA-NUUUUH!!!! I like Elliott. His name is spelled a little weird, tho.
Things I don't think I've mentioned: NO SUMMER SCHOOL!!!!!!! I decided to take French next year, cuz I can still take 4 years of it at Oly and stuff. And Advanced Band rox. Registration is tonight, anyways. And then I'm gonna take drama for the semester elective. Rock on. But I had to choose alternates and there was NOTHING GOOD!!!! There was journalism and...kaput. So I just put food sciences, even tho they make you decorate omelets with ketchup and do worksheets where you contemplate the meaning of BREAD KNIFE!!! Thing number 2: FLORIDA WON!!!!!!! THEY KILLED UCLA!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
To do: Further examine museum
HA! No longer stuck in Rosemond Valley game! I went to the museum, talked to Malcolm, Bob, and Annie, and witnessed a break in. Now I'm really far (oooh chapter 3 how impressive) but am stuck at the museum. I'm supposed to examine it "further" but there's NOTHING THERE! And I doubt there are cheat codes for lame little known computer games. I could Google it, tho. But that game is so addicting I don't blog till later now.
Avalon High was good but a little disappointing. It really stressed the whole reincarnation thing. I'm so glad I'm not Hindu. I wouldn't be able to give up meat.
Boy oh boy, I had my first cross country run today. -_- Weeee fun. Not. Actually, it wasn't that bad. Then again, I walked half the time and ended up getting 11:14. Not so bad, an average time, and only 2 minutes under an A for girls (guys have to get under 7 minutes for an A. hahaha. I don't know what they're so mad about. It used to be 6.). But, then again, I had all my friends, guys and girls, asking, "WHAT'D YOU GET? I got 6:59!!!" Rub it in.
Aaaaaaaaaah pizza at lunch was REALLY GROSS! The lunchladies must've known I was coming and hurriedly hid all the pepperoni and cheese under the counter. Which leaves Hawaiian (ew) and special (double ew). So I had to get a piece with a few peppers and a mushroom on it. Picking them all off didn't help. I CAN'T HELP IT IF I'M PICKY! It's genetic...I think. So are free earlobes...but mine are attached, even tho free earlobes are the dominant gene. I love genetics. But it's like, come on people, get with the program. YES, my hair is naturally curly, IT'S CALLED GENETICS!!! Other peeps: I dunno, looks like a curling iron to me!
Yeah, that's basically it. Life is boring right now. And I'm reading a book called "Spy High". Main character: uses hot girls and TOTALLY FULL OF HIMSELF LIKE ACE!!!!!!! More later (yeah right).
Avalon High was good but a little disappointing. It really stressed the whole reincarnation thing. I'm so glad I'm not Hindu. I wouldn't be able to give up meat.
Boy oh boy, I had my first cross country run today. -_- Weeee fun. Not. Actually, it wasn't that bad. Then again, I walked half the time and ended up getting 11:14. Not so bad, an average time, and only 2 minutes under an A for girls (guys have to get under 7 minutes for an A. hahaha. I don't know what they're so mad about. It used to be 6.). But, then again, I had all my friends, guys and girls, asking, "WHAT'D YOU GET? I got 6:59!!!" Rub it in.
Aaaaaaaaaah pizza at lunch was REALLY GROSS! The lunchladies must've known I was coming and hurriedly hid all the pepperoni and cheese under the counter. Which leaves Hawaiian (ew) and special (double ew). So I had to get a piece with a few peppers and a mushroom on it. Picking them all off didn't help. I CAN'T HELP IT IF I'M PICKY! It's genetic...I think. So are free earlobes...but mine are attached, even tho free earlobes are the dominant gene. I love genetics. But it's like, come on people, get with the program. YES, my hair is naturally curly, IT'S CALLED GENETICS!!! Other peeps: I dunno, looks like a curling iron to me!
Yeah, that's basically it. Life is boring right now. And I'm reading a book called "Spy High". Main character: uses hot girls and TOTALLY FULL OF HIMSELF LIKE ACE!!!!!!! More later (yeah right).
Monday, April 10, 2006
Back to school
I hate school. Actually, today wasn't so bad, but I was bored out of my wits. It seemed to go really fast, tho. Which was weird. But cool. Now Paul is obsessing about ducks. He says he's still "loyal to the chipmunks" (hello, war is over, ding dong, anyone home?), but now it's impossible to get a serious answer out of him. Me: *attempt to hurt him after he insults me* Paul: YOU'RE A VIOLENT DUCK!!! Mrs. Moon: Paul, what do you predict is going to happen in "Jason's Gold"? Paul: He's gonna find a colony of ducks and kill them. AAAAAH it's annoying. But not as annoying as what happened to me this morning.
So okay, you know how you're walking/riding/being driven to school and you're tired and are kind of moving automatically? Annoyed? Tired? Wishing school was a place where you sat in big warm beds and drank hot chocolate 24/7? Does your mood improve any when a really ANNOYING/REPETITIVE song get's STUCK IN YOUR HEAD??? Oh, yeah, it gets better. I like the song "Stick to the Status Quo", but not at 7 AM. And especially not when the SAME PART keeps repeating itself OVER AND OVER IN YOUR HEAD!!!!
This is not what I want, this is not what I planned, and I've just got to sa-ay I do NOT understa-and! Something is really (something's not right!) really wrooong! And we've gotta get things back where they belooong! WE CAN DO IT!! (Gotta play, bla bla bla bla bla) WE CAN DO IT!! (Hip Hop HOORAY, bla bla bla bla bla) WE CAN DO IT!!! (Creme brulee, keep your voice down low) Not another sound, not another word, something like that... EVERYBODY QUIET!!
This is when it repeats. Again and again. Enough to cause suicidal thoughts to pop up into your head.
For once Meg Cabot has written a book BESIDES Princess Diaries that I like (All American Girl was okay, but the second one was disappointing). "AVALON HIGH" RULES!!!!!
Blaaaaaah, new cpu game DOES NOT! I'm totally stuck after getting a hair cut from Debbie, AAAAH it looks REALLY bad, but no one's at the office that will talk to me AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! I tried starting over, but my cpu killed the game and I didn't get to save. :(
I have science homework. And registration. And talk to my parents about missions/Late Night. And reading homework. And practicing (grrrr...). In short, I gotta go.
So okay, you know how you're walking/riding/being driven to school and you're tired and are kind of moving automatically? Annoyed? Tired? Wishing school was a place where you sat in big warm beds and drank hot chocolate 24/7? Does your mood improve any when a really ANNOYING/REPETITIVE song get's STUCK IN YOUR HEAD??? Oh, yeah, it gets better. I like the song "Stick to the Status Quo", but not at 7 AM. And especially not when the SAME PART keeps repeating itself OVER AND OVER IN YOUR HEAD!!!!
This is not what I want, this is not what I planned, and I've just got to sa-ay I do NOT understa-and! Something is really (something's not right!) really wrooong! And we've gotta get things back where they belooong! WE CAN DO IT!! (Gotta play, bla bla bla bla bla) WE CAN DO IT!! (Hip Hop HOORAY, bla bla bla bla bla) WE CAN DO IT!!! (Creme brulee, keep your voice down low) Not another sound, not another word, something like that... EVERYBODY QUIET!!
This is when it repeats. Again and again. Enough to cause suicidal thoughts to pop up into your head.
For once Meg Cabot has written a book BESIDES Princess Diaries that I like (All American Girl was okay, but the second one was disappointing). "AVALON HIGH" RULES!!!!!
Blaaaaaah, new cpu game DOES NOT! I'm totally stuck after getting a hair cut from Debbie, AAAAH it looks REALLY bad, but no one's at the office that will talk to me AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! I tried starting over, but my cpu killed the game and I didn't get to save. :(
I have science homework. And registration. And talk to my parents about missions/Late Night. And reading homework. And practicing (grrrr...). In short, I gotta go.
Sunday, April 09, 2006
Winnie the Horse Gentler
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah the stupid library supposedly has NO books in the "Winnie the Horse Gentler" series by Dandi Daley Mackall. They have her OTHER books, but not THIS series. It's not THAT recent. 2002 at latest. AAAAAAAH IT BOTHERS ME!!! They might have some old copies at Joy and Peace. Or something. I hope. I haven't exactly been following the series, so I reread #1 today and need ALL the others. I know some of my friends have some. Maybe I could borrow them......
Blaaaaaaaaaaah had to change the rabbit in new clothes. And I had to wear old sweatshirt over them so they wouldn't be "soiled". It made me look like a dairy maid/boat.
So we went to lunch with my grandparents today at Red Robin. There was an egg on my burger. I didn't think it was so funny. And I made everyone mad by drooling over the VERY realistic pictures of milkshakes. It's not MY fault! The waitress was all, "Did y'all save room for dessert?" YESSSSS! But Mom and Dad produce the funds on which I live. :(
"THE DIAMOND MYSTERY IN ROSEMOND VALLEY" ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!! It's either the sequel or prequel to "Legacy" (I think prequel: Annie works in a diner and it's like, "HeLLO, you totally have your own ranch/stable/whatever.") and it's about Emma, Annie's sister, and you have to do mysterious stuff as an undercover reporter. At first I couldn't figure out how to dust, tho, and got really mad. Then I discovered the items button, which is "I". So then I featherdusted porcelain cats and listened to a turban wearing senior talk about their daughter's husband slurping sherry. And people at the museum were stalking me. Minus the Japanese tourist, who, in my opinion, the gamemakerdudes were kind of stereotypical about. "Um, do you know where there's an empty display case?" "The cookies will be served at 9." Lol, that's not what he said, that's actually a line from "The Lizzie McGuire movie", but you get the idea.
I'd like to go to New York. Hahaha like that's ever gonna happen. But I wanna go on a missions trip this summer and since I can't go on the youth group one, I wanted to go to NY (thanks to the awesome missions catalogue) and throw block parties and stuff, but it was 1.6 k. And I don't have a job. And won't for a long time. :( My life long aspiration is to be Dave Chapelle...as in throwing block parties. But not getting them made into R-rated movies that 13-year-old duck obsessives want to see but aren't allowed to.
Blaaaaaaaaaaah had to change the rabbit in new clothes. And I had to wear old sweatshirt over them so they wouldn't be "soiled". It made me look like a dairy maid/boat.
So we went to lunch with my grandparents today at Red Robin. There was an egg on my burger. I didn't think it was so funny. And I made everyone mad by drooling over the VERY realistic pictures of milkshakes. It's not MY fault! The waitress was all, "Did y'all save room for dessert?" YESSSSS! But Mom and Dad produce the funds on which I live. :(
"THE DIAMOND MYSTERY IN ROSEMOND VALLEY" ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!! It's either the sequel or prequel to "Legacy" (I think prequel: Annie works in a diner and it's like, "HeLLO, you totally have your own ranch/stable/whatever.") and it's about Emma, Annie's sister, and you have to do mysterious stuff as an undercover reporter. At first I couldn't figure out how to dust, tho, and got really mad. Then I discovered the items button, which is "I". So then I featherdusted porcelain cats and listened to a turban wearing senior talk about their daughter's husband slurping sherry. And people at the museum were stalking me. Minus the Japanese tourist, who, in my opinion, the gamemakerdudes were kind of stereotypical about. "Um, do you know where there's an empty display case?" "The cookies will be served at 9." Lol, that's not what he said, that's actually a line from "The Lizzie McGuire movie", but you get the idea.
I'd like to go to New York. Hahaha like that's ever gonna happen. But I wanna go on a missions trip this summer and since I can't go on the youth group one, I wanted to go to NY (thanks to the awesome missions catalogue) and throw block parties and stuff, but it was 1.6 k. And I don't have a job. And won't for a long time. :( My life long aspiration is to be Dave Chapelle...as in throwing block parties. But not getting them made into R-rated movies that 13-year-old duck obsessives want to see but aren't allowed to.
Saturday, April 08, 2006
$1.08: exactly enough for a McDonald's burger
In my state anyway. :( I can't believe it's almost the end of Spring Break. Not cool. I WANT TO SLEEP IN!!! Okay, I've been TRYING to get up earlier each day, but it hasn't worked so far. I end up sleeping in an hour. :( Except for yesterday. I woke up at my first alarm and was wide awake. Scary... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I GOT "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL"!!!!! The soundtrack, anyways. BUT IT'S AWESOME!!!!!! Sad: "Bop to the Top" is actually one of my favorite songs. Except for the weird dialogue in a foreign language (okay, duh, I KNOW it's Spanish, but it's SO WEIRD!!!). If we ever did "High School Musical" at school/church/other, I'd make a much better Sharpay than Ashley Tisdale. Who does she think she's kidding? Except for the weird Spanish dialogue. THAT was disturbing. And weird. And what was up with her OUTFIT? But I like all her songs way better than DUMB GABRIELLA'S and they're all in my range, which is like 1.4 octaves. Ooooh, impressive! Not. -_-
Soooooooo I was totally at the Oasis Cafe (I'm pretty sure that's what it's called) today helping them with their library. Warning: sorting biographies is harder than it looks. But fun. But I didn't eat lunch and was there for like 3 hours and got so hungry staring at the barista action figures (they actually had one. It was scary, tho. And I don't like coffee.) and luscious fudge caramel chunk gooey thing brownies or whatever. But then my mom picked me up...and drove me to the MALL so she and Nathan could find clothes for Easter. But whatever, I got a burger. It wasn't a double cheeseburger cuz MALL MCDONALDS' STINK AND DON'T HAVE DOLLAR MENUS!!!!!!!!!!! but it was delicious. As always. I don't see what Micheal Moore doesn't like about them. Or vegetarians.
OMG I was just in Waldenbooks and I didn't look for the new Maddie Finn, which SUPPOSEDLY came out in like February, but I can't find it. And there's another new one, but the description was all talking about turtles bringing Maddie true love and I was like, "NOOOOO WHAT ABOUT HART?" I am truly obsessed. Oh yeah, I saw all these new books at Waldenbooks, but then went on the library site to put them on hold (I'm broke and they're all like $17 each), AND THEY DIDN'T HAVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe cuz they're new. Whatever. But I REALLY wanna read "Bad Kitty". Not the picture book. Yeah.
I found out I was wearing the cat hat wrong, so that's why it looked like a cat hat, but I switched it around and I STILL think I'm wearing it wrong. Whatever. I'll live.
Soooooooo I was totally at the Oasis Cafe (I'm pretty sure that's what it's called) today helping them with their library. Warning: sorting biographies is harder than it looks. But fun. But I didn't eat lunch and was there for like 3 hours and got so hungry staring at the barista action figures (they actually had one. It was scary, tho. And I don't like coffee.) and luscious fudge caramel chunk gooey thing brownies or whatever. But then my mom picked me up...and drove me to the MALL so she and Nathan could find clothes for Easter. But whatever, I got a burger. It wasn't a double cheeseburger cuz MALL MCDONALDS' STINK AND DON'T HAVE DOLLAR MENUS!!!!!!!!!!! but it was delicious. As always. I don't see what Micheal Moore doesn't like about them. Or vegetarians.
OMG I was just in Waldenbooks and I didn't look for the new Maddie Finn, which SUPPOSEDLY came out in like February, but I can't find it. And there's another new one, but the description was all talking about turtles bringing Maddie true love and I was like, "NOOOOO WHAT ABOUT HART?" I am truly obsessed. Oh yeah, I saw all these new books at Waldenbooks, but then went on the library site to put them on hold (I'm broke and they're all like $17 each), AND THEY DIDN'T HAVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe cuz they're new. Whatever. But I REALLY wanna read "Bad Kitty". Not the picture book. Yeah.
I found out I was wearing the cat hat wrong, so that's why it looked like a cat hat, but I switched it around and I STILL think I'm wearing it wrong. Whatever. I'll live.
Friday, April 07, 2006
"You don't have to look good; you just have to wear this shirt!"
Lol, that's what I said to my brother at Coldstone today. Yet another person was all, "Dude, I love that shirt. Rock on. Bed peace," because of my apparently super awesome "Nerds Rule" shirt. Well, they didn't say the last part. Anyway. But seriously, all these people cry happy tears of joy at this black tee that speaks true the words of...I lost myself. And they all come up and admit that they, too, are a nerd or find them attractive... So slightly awkward there.
Okay, I know I'm obsessed, but WHO'S GETTING THE "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL" SOUNDTRACK? MEEEEEEE!!!! YAAAAAAAAY! I was listening to it today at Barnes and Noble and they didn't change my favorite song like EVIL B5 DID! DROP DEAD! GRRR! Cuz they were all wimpy and decided not to add the whole team screaming thing. Never mind.
Wow, I had no clue the new Princess Diaries book was out already. YAAAAAAY! I put a hold on it at the library since it was like 17 bucks and I only had a small fraction of that. (fine, $10.) But I'm the 14th person in line!! GAAAAAAAH! People at my library are so dead SLOW! I've had a hold on "Rising Storm" and "Life, Love, and the Pursuit of Freethrows" for like 2-3 weeks and I'm still 2ND IN LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Annoying... Speaking of libraries, Seattle's new library ROX! I couldn't find any books in the teen section, tho. :( They were all like, "4 mil ways to lose your virginity" or weird fantasy novels that disappoint me greatly (excuse me? no mythical creatures? Just scary fairies that drink blood and ((literally)) wrap themselves in darkness.) But I found a paperback of "Princess in Love" (which I've only read like 20 times) and read that for an hour and a half. But it was all good.
"Insaniquarium" rocks the gaming world. So does "Super Granny" (save the cats! Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!) and "Barnyard Invasion" (abduct cows? Sweet.). I want them all, but they're like 20 bucks each, which is pretty cheap, but I'm broke except for my ten which I'm SPENDING soon and we have to order, which means another 8.50 or whatever. I could so become a banker. I think. As long as I didn't drool on the 100 dollar bills. :(
Okay, I know I'm obsessed, but WHO'S GETTING THE "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL" SOUNDTRACK? MEEEEEEE!!!! YAAAAAAAAY! I was listening to it today at Barnes and Noble and they didn't change my favorite song like EVIL B5 DID! DROP DEAD! GRRR! Cuz they were all wimpy and decided not to add the whole team screaming thing. Never mind.
Wow, I had no clue the new Princess Diaries book was out already. YAAAAAAY! I put a hold on it at the library since it was like 17 bucks and I only had a small fraction of that. (fine, $10.) But I'm the 14th person in line!! GAAAAAAAH! People at my library are so dead SLOW! I've had a hold on "Rising Storm" and "Life, Love, and the Pursuit of Freethrows" for like 2-3 weeks and I'm still 2ND IN LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Annoying... Speaking of libraries, Seattle's new library ROX! I couldn't find any books in the teen section, tho. :( They were all like, "4 mil ways to lose your virginity" or weird fantasy novels that disappoint me greatly (excuse me? no mythical creatures? Just scary fairies that drink blood and ((literally)) wrap themselves in darkness.) But I found a paperback of "Princess in Love" (which I've only read like 20 times) and read that for an hour and a half. But it was all good.
"Insaniquarium" rocks the gaming world. So does "Super Granny" (save the cats! Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!) and "Barnyard Invasion" (abduct cows? Sweet.). I want them all, but they're like 20 bucks each, which is pretty cheap, but I'm broke except for my ten which I'm SPENDING soon and we have to order, which means another 8.50 or whatever. I could so become a banker. I think. As long as I didn't drool on the 100 dollar bills. :(
Sleepless in Seattle
So, yeah, that's where I'm going today, even tho I have to leave in like 9 minutes after brushing my teeth and putting on Cons and stuff. Aaaah William got a new game ("Dynasty Warriors") and it's really shrill and my ears hurt.
Lame. My mom picked up "TTYL" from the library cuz I'd put it on hold. Gaaah total dud. The book totally portrays this Christian teacher as a predator and it's like, "Thanks a lot!" Then again, the author was totally pro-stuff I wouldn't be proing. *glares* I think that's why everyone likes "The Da Vinci Code" so much. They're all, "YESSSSSSS WE CAN FINALLY DISPROVE CHRISTIANITY!" Cuz that's what the movie's basically about. "No, it's about a code in the Mona Lisa!" "Hahaha, so you think! *looks at movie blurb* AHA! SEE FOR YOUR SELF!" "*reads* A movie where Bla bla Whats-his-face and sexy French partner discover origins of Christianity. Oh..." "Oh, guess what: I actually didn't come up with the term 'Christian'. That would be you guys." Which is true. Grrrrrr, ticks me off. >:( Though my saying this only makes people madder, and I know I'm not helping and I'm kinda getting in your face like I say people do to me, but it's sometimes like, "Give me a break."
"TAKE THE LEAD" CAME OUT TODAY!!! YAAAAAAAY I WANNA SEE IT! But A&E said it was lame. Then again, they said "Sky High" was dumb and "Brokeback Mountains" was the best movie they'd ever seen. So I do have a chance... I also wanna see "The Benchworkers". Lol, "Benchwarmers", whatever, but A&E said it was probably dumb since there wasn't a screening prior to opening day. Hey, I actually look forward to this on Fridays.
So I gotta go. My toes are cold.
Lame. My mom picked up "TTYL" from the library cuz I'd put it on hold. Gaaah total dud. The book totally portrays this Christian teacher as a predator and it's like, "Thanks a lot!" Then again, the author was totally pro-stuff I wouldn't be proing. *glares* I think that's why everyone likes "The Da Vinci Code" so much. They're all, "YESSSSSSS WE CAN FINALLY DISPROVE CHRISTIANITY!" Cuz that's what the movie's basically about. "No, it's about a code in the Mona Lisa!" "Hahaha, so you think! *looks at movie blurb* AHA! SEE FOR YOUR SELF!" "*reads* A movie where Bla bla Whats-his-face and sexy French partner discover origins of Christianity. Oh..." "Oh, guess what: I actually didn't come up with the term 'Christian'. That would be you guys." Which is true. Grrrrrr, ticks me off. >:( Though my saying this only makes people madder, and I know I'm not helping and I'm kinda getting in your face like I say people do to me, but it's sometimes like, "Give me a break."
"TAKE THE LEAD" CAME OUT TODAY!!! YAAAAAAAY I WANNA SEE IT! But A&E said it was lame. Then again, they said "Sky High" was dumb and "Brokeback Mountains" was the best movie they'd ever seen. So I do have a chance... I also wanna see "The Benchworkers". Lol, "Benchwarmers", whatever, but A&E said it was probably dumb since there wasn't a screening prior to opening day. Hey, I actually look forward to this on Fridays.
So I gotta go. My toes are cold.
Thursday, April 06, 2006
"I saved ya, little buddy!"
Note: If you're at the theater, craving Skittles, or are about to buy Skittles because it's a movie theater tradition that you have with...yourself, and the giant bag ripping $3.50 out of your pocket says, "Limited Edition Strawberry Ice Cream Flavor Inside", DON'T BUY IT!!! Stick with Poppables or something! I swear, strawberry ice cream Skittles are the NASTIEST things I've ever had. Don't get me wrong, I like the regular strawberry kind, but these were DISGUSTING! They were all creamy (like those disgusting smoothie ones) and I could seriously feel it MELTING DOWN MY THROAT!! So I spent the better part of "Ice Age 2: The Meltdown" digging through my reclosable bag of Skittles, trying to identify good from bad, and throwing the gross ones back in the bag. I happened to mistake strawberry ice cream for orange and lemon several times. Not pretty. Then I dropped like an 8th of the bag. :P But in the end, there were no more good Skittles to be found, and Emily had said she wanted the strawberry ones, so I willingly gave them to her. They resembled kidney beans...they were a sickly pinky color...
The movie itself wasn't so bad (note: if you haven't seen this and don't want the ending spoiled, DON'T READ ON!!!), even tho the basic point of the whole movie was, "Don't leave your herd! They need you!" and stressed heavily on animal diversity. Kind of like Tobymac. Except he stresses on HUMAN diversity. But there was much violence, thanks to scary alligator/whale/giant turtle four legged octopus creatures that traveled underwater and ate turtle like things. And then there were the puns involving language: "Dam (haha, the dam is bursting, get it! Although I doubt he meant it in that sense. Even tho he was a beaver...with a horn on his head.)!" "'Burro' is just a nickname. It's techincally called a wild ass." Stuff like that. Queen Latifah actually made a pretty good mammoth. But I saw most of the espursions on her butt coming. "Well, you're...attractive." "What about me is attractive?" "Well...your...butt!" And then Sid is ALMOST adopted into a tribe of mini Sloths, but then Diego is all, "Sorry, he has a prior commitment. His herd needs him." THAT, I think, was a very SELFISH move on Diego's part. Even tho he is a saber tooth tiger and is not to be reckoned with. Then it turns out that there's NOT two mammoths left on the Earth; THERE'S 2,000,000,000!!!! Well, probably not, but there were a lot, which makes me wonder where they were before. Were they HIDING? And there was this whole BIG tree think that serves as the boat when the valley floods, and it reminded me of the ark, and then I was like, "Wait! Big flood? Big boat? Lots of animals? They juts practically ADMITTED Noah happened!" The Bible IS copyrighted, you know. Get your own stories. SCRAT ALMOST DIES!!! Don't get me wrong, I WANTED him to die. I was really tired of rodents obsessing over acorns by the second stunt. Then he drowns and goes to nut heaven...but Sid saves him and Scrat gets mad and starts doing kung fu. Yeah.
The movie itself wasn't so bad (note: if you haven't seen this and don't want the ending spoiled, DON'T READ ON!!!), even tho the basic point of the whole movie was, "Don't leave your herd! They need you!" and stressed heavily on animal diversity. Kind of like Tobymac. Except he stresses on HUMAN diversity. But there was much violence, thanks to scary alligator/whale/giant turtle four legged octopus creatures that traveled underwater and ate turtle like things. And then there were the puns involving language: "Dam (haha, the dam is bursting, get it! Although I doubt he meant it in that sense. Even tho he was a beaver...with a horn on his head.)!" "'Burro' is just a nickname. It's techincally called a wild ass." Stuff like that. Queen Latifah actually made a pretty good mammoth. But I saw most of the espursions on her butt coming. "Well, you're...attractive." "What about me is attractive?" "Well...your...butt!" And then Sid is ALMOST adopted into a tribe of mini Sloths, but then Diego is all, "Sorry, he has a prior commitment. His herd needs him." THAT, I think, was a very SELFISH move on Diego's part. Even tho he is a saber tooth tiger and is not to be reckoned with. Then it turns out that there's NOT two mammoths left on the Earth; THERE'S 2,000,000,000!!!! Well, probably not, but there were a lot, which makes me wonder where they were before. Were they HIDING? And there was this whole BIG tree think that serves as the boat when the valley floods, and it reminded me of the ark, and then I was like, "Wait! Big flood? Big boat? Lots of animals? They juts practically ADMITTED Noah happened!" The Bible IS copyrighted, you know. Get your own stories. SCRAT ALMOST DIES!!! Don't get me wrong, I WANTED him to die. I was really tired of rodents obsessing over acorns by the second stunt. Then he drowns and goes to nut heaven...but Sid saves him and Scrat gets mad and starts doing kung fu. Yeah.
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
The meltdown
I'm about to have a meltdown. I ate breakfast roughly 40 minutes ago, even tho I've been up for more than 2 hours. I have to practice trombone for a very long time (45 minutes IS a long time!). Luke still needs exercise (I've decided he's only sometimes evil, judging by the wound on my wrist that bled for like 4,000,000 hours, almost convincing me that I have VON WILLEBRAND DISEASE! But I don't. Note: VW is also found in animals. He was being extremely cute yesterday...even for him.). I have to read or I'll fall over dead from boredom. And there's a level 1 (or so it says) SUPER HARD sudoku puzzle on the kitchen table from Saturday that NEEDS SOLVING!!!!!! I hate to say it, but sometimes I can't wait for school.
Maybe typing in green will make me feel better. No. It just hurts my eyes.
Blue? No.
Orange? I use it too much.
Pink. Oh gosh, no.
Aaaaah, scary goth nail shade of blue...me like.
I'm going to see "Ice Age 2" today! Yaaaay! Sorta. I don't find Skrat all that funny. I've only seen the trailer 20 times and it's like, "Hahaha. Hahaha. Give me a break." And Queen Latifah is playing a crazy mammoth. If I were her, I'd choose someone other than Ray Romano as a costar.
I made snickerdoodles last night. Wow, it even sounds weird. Doodles. That snicker. But taste good. It's actually harder than it sounds. I had to roll each individual perfectly round ball of yellowish dough in two tablespoons of sugar and 2 teaspoons of cinnamon. Then I ran out of sugarcinnamonstuff and had to make more, giving me WAY more than I needed, so there's a batch of cookies that is nearly BLACK with cinnamon. I need a new color, this one's dumb. They're good, tho.
I still haven't seen the end of "Ms. Congeniality". I brought that up due to the fact that we went to the library yesterday and got it on DVD. But we only get it for 7 days. :( Do I really want to read "A Conneticutt Yankee in King Arthur's Court"? Because it's REALLY long and there are other books I want to read/listen to (I seriously got like 4 books on tape/CD). But I liked the Whoopi Goldberg version of the movie... Only that was called "Camelot" or whatever and that dude had a MULLET! It was worse than David Couliers. Eeeeeeeeep.....
Maybe typing in green will make me feel better. No. It just hurts my eyes.
Blue? No.
Orange? I use it too much.
Pink. Oh gosh, no.
Aaaaah, scary goth nail shade of blue...me like.
I'm going to see "Ice Age 2" today! Yaaaay! Sorta. I don't find Skrat all that funny. I've only seen the trailer 20 times and it's like, "Hahaha. Hahaha. Give me a break." And Queen Latifah is playing a crazy mammoth. If I were her, I'd choose someone other than Ray Romano as a costar.
I made snickerdoodles last night. Wow, it even sounds weird. Doodles. That snicker. But taste good. It's actually harder than it sounds. I had to roll each individual perfectly round ball of yellowish dough in two tablespoons of sugar and 2 teaspoons of cinnamon. Then I ran out of sugarcinnamonstuff and had to make more, giving me WAY more than I needed, so there's a batch of cookies that is nearly BLACK with cinnamon. I need a new color, this one's dumb. They're good, tho.
I still haven't seen the end of "Ms. Congeniality". I brought that up due to the fact that we went to the library yesterday and got it on DVD. But we only get it for 7 days. :( Do I really want to read "A Conneticutt Yankee in King Arthur's Court"? Because it's REALLY long and there are other books I want to read/listen to (I seriously got like 4 books on tape/CD). But I liked the Whoopi Goldberg version of the movie... Only that was called "Camelot" or whatever and that dude had a MULLET! It was worse than David Couliers. Eeeeeeeeep.....
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Mrowr fttt
Right now I'm wearing a hat that makes me look like a cat. Hence the font color. I like it, don't get me wrong, but it feels weird and and makes me look like I have CAT EARS! *sculpts ear out of hair* Mrowr! *sculpts another ear* Mrowr!
Okay, back to business (gaaaah that font was driving me CRAZY!). My evening concluded with a three hour movie marathon. Okay, so we only watched two movies, do you really have a problem with that? Lol, I'd forgotten how dumb "Sleepover" was. AND SEAN FARIS IS IN IT!!! EWWWWWWW! EWWWW! Sean Faris...as in "YOURS, MINE, AND OURS" BROTHER! It was like the dream I had where assorted members of my church were part of my immediate family and HE WAS MY OLDER BROTHER!!! AAAAAH! I'm sorry, is it just me, or is he NOT VERY ATTRACTIVE? I don't think so! And apparently Katija Pevec (aka Christina Beardsley, William Beardsley's sister in "Y, M, and O") is in it ("Sleepover"), too, but she has NO LINES! Seriously, all the pleathers have at least one line (even brunette girl), but Katija DOESN'T! She just walks around with a frosted lip gloss sneer and a really disgusting fake tan. PETER IS A STALKER! "What, are you playing hard to get?" "NO, I'M JUST GETTING AWAY FROM YOU!!!"
Dare I say it, I actually enjoyed "Chicken Little". Sure, he had a lot of issues for a cartoon character, but it was semi-funny. Even though aliens didn't start attacking till like the last third of the movie. And then the main conflict was getting "closure" with his dad and returning Kirby to his parents. Little known facts: Kronk is the voice of the alien policeman dude. Runt was played by the blondie from "Sahara". (funny, I hated that movie, but I liked this one. In this one, he was actually funny. Better than, "HAHAHA! OCEANOGRAPHERS DYING IN THE DESERT! HAHAHAHA!")
Soooooo it's technically the second day of Spring Break and I am slightly bored. It's already 1:15, which is like...crazy. I woke up 3 hours ago. :( I need a schedule. Although tomorrow I'm going to see "Ice Age 2: The Meltdown". Yeah. Weeeee. Fun. But I'm going to the library today for more books. And I have to practice. But mi madre is providing burgers. Hallelujah.
Okay, back to business (gaaaah that font was driving me CRAZY!). My evening concluded with a three hour movie marathon. Okay, so we only watched two movies, do you really have a problem with that? Lol, I'd forgotten how dumb "Sleepover" was. AND SEAN FARIS IS IN IT!!! EWWWWWWW! EWWWW! Sean Faris...as in "YOURS, MINE, AND OURS" BROTHER! It was like the dream I had where assorted members of my church were part of my immediate family and HE WAS MY OLDER BROTHER!!! AAAAAH! I'm sorry, is it just me, or is he NOT VERY ATTRACTIVE? I don't think so! And apparently Katija Pevec (aka Christina Beardsley, William Beardsley's sister in "Y, M, and O") is in it ("Sleepover"), too, but she has NO LINES! Seriously, all the pleathers have at least one line (even brunette girl), but Katija DOESN'T! She just walks around with a frosted lip gloss sneer and a really disgusting fake tan. PETER IS A STALKER! "What, are you playing hard to get?" "NO, I'M JUST GETTING AWAY FROM YOU!!!"
Dare I say it, I actually enjoyed "Chicken Little". Sure, he had a lot of issues for a cartoon character, but it was semi-funny. Even though aliens didn't start attacking till like the last third of the movie. And then the main conflict was getting "closure" with his dad and returning Kirby to his parents. Little known facts: Kronk is the voice of the alien policeman dude. Runt was played by the blondie from "Sahara". (funny, I hated that movie, but I liked this one. In this one, he was actually funny. Better than, "HAHAHA! OCEANOGRAPHERS DYING IN THE DESERT! HAHAHAHA!")
Soooooo it's technically the second day of Spring Break and I am slightly bored. It's already 1:15, which is like...crazy. I woke up 3 hours ago. :( I need a schedule. Although tomorrow I'm going to see "Ice Age 2: The Meltdown". Yeah. Weeeee. Fun. But I'm going to the library today for more books. And I have to practice. But mi madre is providing burgers. Hallelujah.
Monday, April 03, 2006
A weekend to remember
Hahaha, exactly the opposite. Spring Break, so far, is looking...boring. I mean, I love sleeping in, reading books, and getting to random things like eating breakfast at 4 AM (I have NOT tried this, Mom, I'm just saying this because it's random). Which totally reminds me of that unforgettable beer tune about burritos... But I'm one who needs and craves schedules. However, things are looking up: we rented "Sleepover" and "Chicken Little" for tonight (why watch NCAA? You know who's going to win...); possible Gong Show practice; going to SEATTLE THIS WEEK!!!! So yeah. We're good.
Blaaaaaaaaah, we saw "Narnia". It was a matinee, so EVERYONE in the state of Denmark was there. It was crazy. There were like 45 kids who lived there (not at the theater, in that area, which I'm not at liberty to say. If I did, I'd have to kill you.) WITHOUT PARENTS yelling, screaming, throwing popcorn/Skittles/younger siblings, spilling soda, and taking FOREVER at the snack line. My mom was seriously in line for like 30 minutes. And all the kids in front of her were like, "...*drooling* What do I get?" WHAT DID YOU WANT HALF AN HOUR AGO? And I saw a girl from my school, but she either 1. didn't see me 2. didn't recognize me or 3. recognized me, scowled, and ran away. I have that effect on people. But the movie was good, even tho I left wanting to kill Anna Popplewell. Seriously, what is her problem? Did she sit on a burning wok? What put her in such a bad mood. "IT'SSSS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!" And then she ends up NOT LIVING IN NARNIA! I mean, did I just say that out loud? *looks around, hoping people who have not read "The Last Battle" haven't heard* I still think Tumnus is a babe.
Apparently I have enough band music to last 30 minutes of INTENSE practice. Intense workout. Lol.
Random comment: I've had to wear my "scribble" Cons every day since Saturday cuz my other ones are contaminated. Dirty. Covered in dog syrup (corn syrup, that is). Yeah. Just thought I'd share that with you....
Blaaaaaaaaah, we saw "Narnia". It was a matinee, so EVERYONE in the state of Denmark was there. It was crazy. There were like 45 kids who lived there (not at the theater, in that area, which I'm not at liberty to say. If I did, I'd have to kill you.) WITHOUT PARENTS yelling, screaming, throwing popcorn/Skittles/younger siblings, spilling soda, and taking FOREVER at the snack line. My mom was seriously in line for like 30 minutes. And all the kids in front of her were like, "...*drooling* What do I get?" WHAT DID YOU WANT HALF AN HOUR AGO? And I saw a girl from my school, but she either 1. didn't see me 2. didn't recognize me or 3. recognized me, scowled, and ran away. I have that effect on people. But the movie was good, even tho I left wanting to kill Anna Popplewell. Seriously, what is her problem? Did she sit on a burning wok? What put her in such a bad mood. "IT'SSSS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!" And then she ends up NOT LIVING IN NARNIA! I mean, did I just say that out loud? *looks around, hoping people who have not read "The Last Battle" haven't heard* I still think Tumnus is a babe.
Apparently I have enough band music to last 30 minutes of INTENSE practice. Intense workout. Lol.
Random comment: I've had to wear my "scribble" Cons every day since Saturday cuz my other ones are contaminated. Dirty. Covered in dog syrup (corn syrup, that is). Yeah. Just thought I'd share that with you....
Saturday, April 01, 2006
Twas beauty that killed the beast
A line from the very stupid "King Kong", which I watched last night. I've seen way better movies at age 6. Such as "The King and I". The cartoon version. Yeah, that's how dumb this movie is. And we watched the Cleanfilms version, which made the movie pause and replay scenes every 5 minutes, and while there was little to no language, there was the same amount of violence. Did I really need to see Andy Serkis get eaten by worms? AND KING KONG KILLED MR. HAYES!!!!! While everyone was sobbing at the death of the great gorilla, I was screaming in jubilation. "YESSS! YESSSSS!! FINALLY!!!!!" And then Emily's mom was like, "Wow, you were very emotional about this movie." And what was up with Jack Black? Sure, he's funny, but he can only play one character: a greedy money loving freak. He got the cameraman killed. And his name was Carl. Blaaaaaaah...
I am having (so far) an uneventful day and it will probably continue that way. I just have to practice for like 45-60 minutes (at least I have music now. Hahaha, Matt's playing "Cartoon Symphony".) and finish "All American Girl", which I'm reading for like the 7th time, and start "The Secret Language of Girls". Funny, it doesn't feel like Spring Break. I hope we go to Seattle some time during it, tho. And eat at Rocket Burgers. They have good BBQ ranch.
I have splinters in my hand. Well, I did yesterday. I got them rubbing my hand across an old wood box while chasing Luke. Then one popped out while I was taking a shower this morning. Ouch.
I FINALLY GOT MY HOLDS FROM THE LIBRARY! Actually, I only know that one of them is currently at the library, and I probably won't get the other to for 2-3 weeks. :( Cuz one of them my friend has and she doesn't go to the library very often. So I don't know when she's going to turn it in. :( I still plenty of good books tho.
I am having (so far) an uneventful day and it will probably continue that way. I just have to practice for like 45-60 minutes (at least I have music now. Hahaha, Matt's playing "Cartoon Symphony".) and finish "All American Girl", which I'm reading for like the 7th time, and start "The Secret Language of Girls". Funny, it doesn't feel like Spring Break. I hope we go to Seattle some time during it, tho. And eat at Rocket Burgers. They have good BBQ ranch.
I have splinters in my hand. Well, I did yesterday. I got them rubbing my hand across an old wood box while chasing Luke. Then one popped out while I was taking a shower this morning. Ouch.
I FINALLY GOT MY HOLDS FROM THE LIBRARY! Actually, I only know that one of them is currently at the library, and I probably won't get the other to for 2-3 weeks. :( Cuz one of them my friend has and she doesn't go to the library very often. So I don't know when she's going to turn it in. :( I still plenty of good books tho.
Friday, March 31, 2006
Lauren's backyard party
Okay, this is going to be a short(er) post (haha what a lie) because Luke and I are throwing a backyard party (we're the only ones invited. I wanted Oggy to come, but he'd try to eat Luke. Not like that's a bad thing. And I didn't want Luke to come, but the party's at his house, lol) and I have to peel a carrot, find batteries for my CD player so I can blast Josie, Stellar Kart, Hawk Nelson, and Olivia at my neighbors. On my headphones maybe. And I have to find if we have ANY junk food in the house besides blue corn chips (they're good ((heavenly, delicious, etc.)) but they LOOK disgusting) and brownies (I've had four: one at lunch, two from Zech ((today was his last day of school :( )) and one that I made last night :D). I doubt it. It won't be much of a party. I'll just read "All American Girl" and listen to CDs while Luke runs around in the dog run trying to avoid being caught (which he's VERY good at). About school:
Mr. Villiers showed us the tape of him on Johnny Carson when he was 26 or something. It was so awesome. He actually had brown hair. And he looked kind of like an aboriginee/Australian tour guide. But that's a good thing. And then he won a dinner for four at a Playboy club. Gross. "I'd like...the special. *wink wink*"
Today was Zech's last day, so he gave us brownies and let us sign this autograph book thing. I wrote him a note, and then, in an attempt to outdo Toni, I wrote him a whole page. I want a blue sharpie. Really bad. Not just any blue. This blue. Or darker/purpler.
Oh boy, I feel like writing in orange again. Even tho there's not much to write. Which stinx. Have a fantabulous, #1 gun, James Bond martini-shaken-not-stirred, absolutely ripping, topping swank day. Cuz I am. :)
Mr. Villiers showed us the tape of him on Johnny Carson when he was 26 or something. It was so awesome. He actually had brown hair. And he looked kind of like an aboriginee/Australian tour guide. But that's a good thing. And then he won a dinner for four at a Playboy club. Gross. "I'd like...the special. *wink wink*"
Today was Zech's last day, so he gave us brownies and let us sign this autograph book thing. I wrote him a note, and then, in an attempt to outdo Toni, I wrote him a whole page. I want a blue sharpie. Really bad. Not just any blue. This blue. Or darker/purpler.
Oh boy, I feel like writing in orange again. Even tho there's not much to write. Which stinx. Have a fantabulous, #1 gun, James Bond martini-shaken-not-stirred, absolutely ripping, topping swank day. Cuz I am. :)
Thursday, March 30, 2006
The Benchworkers
Lol I accidentally said that when referring to "The Benchwarmers". Jon Heder's in it and I want to see it. Just like I wanted to see "Just like Heaven". But I never did see that. So there's not a strong chance I'll see this one.
There were kids (like, not 7th grade) in my gym class today. I think the boy was like in 3rd grade. He had optical white Converse hightops. At least, they had once been optical white. But they were nice anyway. And he got really excited when I said I liked them. Cuz we both had hightops. Lol. Nathan says they might have been "Child Psyche" kids. I looked at the high school catalogue and was thinking about taking that in like 3 years, but it takes up too much of your time. 3 periods. Wow. Or was that cosmetology? I can't believe you actually need a degree in barbering, tho. It's like, what are you gonna do, slice off the person's head with a razor. *barber standing there with maniacal look on his face* Buzzer: Nrrrr nrrrr nrrrrrrrr. Barber: MWAHAHA!
:P Blah Mom got "Pride and Prejudice" from Albertson's. The Keira Knightley (aaagh I can't spell her name) version, not the version with the REALLY hot Mr. Darcy and lots of tapes that were 2 million hours long. And no, not the awesome Indian "Bride and Prejudice", in which Naveen Andrews (Sayid from "Lost", of which I used to be obsessed. "Lost", not Sayid.) plays Bingley, even tho his name is like Batraj. This version was super dumb. Keira was totally over acting, and tho Darcy looked good, he didn't really act. At all. Whatsoever. And, I swear, Mr. Wickham looked JUST like Orlando Bloom in some shots. And I was like, "...Gross." Orlando and I are not friends thanks to an incident involving his sheeplike dog Moofy or whatever and my friend from Sylvan. And the last scene was gross because it was during their honeymoon (hope I didn't ruin the ending for any of you who haven't seen it, but come on, it's not like you didn't know they were going to end up together, duh. Lol, I know what some of you were thinking.) and Darcy is wearing a long shirt, BUT NO PANTS! Gross. Gross gross gross BAD PICTURES COMING TO MIND!
I feel like toast. Like eating toast. I don't feel like a piece of buttered bread. Which reminds me. I'm reading "The Two Princesses of Bamarre" for the 2nd time and I got mad: Addie is the way stronger character (tho she is kinda dumb in some parts) and she saves Meryl's blonde little life, but at the end, who gets the fortune and glory, Drualt (whom Addie said she LIKED in like the beginning of the book!), and praise for her bravery? Meryl!!! I swear, what is up with that??? AAAAH that burns my toast. Whoa, I just unknowingly quoted from "Capt. Hook". "What about the fortune and glory?" "It's in the pudding!" Topping swank, if I do say so myself.
There were kids (like, not 7th grade) in my gym class today. I think the boy was like in 3rd grade. He had optical white Converse hightops. At least, they had once been optical white. But they were nice anyway. And he got really excited when I said I liked them. Cuz we both had hightops. Lol. Nathan says they might have been "Child Psyche" kids. I looked at the high school catalogue and was thinking about taking that in like 3 years, but it takes up too much of your time. 3 periods. Wow. Or was that cosmetology? I can't believe you actually need a degree in barbering, tho. It's like, what are you gonna do, slice off the person's head with a razor. *barber standing there with maniacal look on his face* Buzzer: Nrrrr nrrrr nrrrrrrrr. Barber: MWAHAHA!
:P Blah Mom got "Pride and Prejudice" from Albertson's. The Keira Knightley (aaagh I can't spell her name) version, not the version with the REALLY hot Mr. Darcy and lots of tapes that were 2 million hours long. And no, not the awesome Indian "Bride and Prejudice", in which Naveen Andrews (Sayid from "Lost", of which I used to be obsessed. "Lost", not Sayid.) plays Bingley, even tho his name is like Batraj. This version was super dumb. Keira was totally over acting, and tho Darcy looked good, he didn't really act. At all. Whatsoever. And, I swear, Mr. Wickham looked JUST like Orlando Bloom in some shots. And I was like, "...Gross." Orlando and I are not friends thanks to an incident involving his sheeplike dog Moofy or whatever and my friend from Sylvan. And the last scene was gross because it was during their honeymoon (hope I didn't ruin the ending for any of you who haven't seen it, but come on, it's not like you didn't know they were going to end up together, duh. Lol, I know what some of you were thinking.) and Darcy is wearing a long shirt, BUT NO PANTS! Gross. Gross gross gross BAD PICTURES COMING TO MIND!
I feel like toast. Like eating toast. I don't feel like a piece of buttered bread. Which reminds me. I'm reading "The Two Princesses of Bamarre" for the 2nd time and I got mad: Addie is the way stronger character (tho she is kinda dumb in some parts) and she saves Meryl's blonde little life, but at the end, who gets the fortune and glory, Drualt (whom Addie said she LIKED in like the beginning of the book!), and praise for her bravery? Meryl!!! I swear, what is up with that??? AAAAH that burns my toast. Whoa, I just unknowingly quoted from "Capt. Hook". "What about the fortune and glory?" "It's in the pudding!" Topping swank, if I do say so myself.
"Aaaah, reinforcements!!!"
Paul saw a duck poster in the lunchroom and didn't fail to point it out to me. What good taste our lunchroom shows.
A slightly boring (but short) day. I can't find the today's sudoku puzzle, which is supposedly in D3. Yeah right. Speaking of sudoku, Mrs. Moon saw me doing the sudoku puzzle I'd created in my journal and told me it wasn't writing and then said I had to share. But that wasn't so bad. Because I'd already done a piece on Oprah Winfrey and stale Cheetos, Luke's plotting my death, and hunger pangs. And Mrs. Moon wasn't mad after that.
I have a HUGE stack of library books (which I've probably said like 7 times), but right now I'm reading "Blood Red Horse" and it might be about a horse, but it's SOOOOOO BORING! And the main character's brother's grooms just died. How typical. But Scott said it was a good book, so I'll keep reading it. Then again, Scott is into manga where guys dress as girls (or as he says, "chicks") and he likes Shakira. Whom my dad thinks can't sing her way out of a paper bag. But that doesn't matter, cuz she would just dance her way out. It's proven. And then I have to read a book called "A piece of heaven" or something. Looks boring. But I don't want to be like, "Nah, won't read it," cuz it was extremely tantalizing at the library and I can't chicken out now. But "Ruby Electric" was tantalizing, yet extremely dumb. And I thought she was BLONDE cuz it said in the beginning of the book, she was BLONDE! Then the rest of the time it was all, "Oh, bla bla bla, she's a RED HEAD!" And it was boring. And they said nothing about Mom and Ed at the end.
Today's not going to be too eventful (I hope): I'm just going to read (a lot), play Legacy, practice, walk Oggy, do sudoku (I hope, wish, pray), listen to the sound recording of "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" (I'm trying to put a hold on the second one right now)...
A Fedex guy just dropped off an L. L. Bean package at my house. Must be Mom's. Cuz I'm not exactly into L. L. Bean. Well, they did have some good stuff, but Mom was like, "I'm not spending 20 bucks on a T-shirt." She has a point. But it was a cute T-shirt.
A slightly boring (but short) day. I can't find the today's sudoku puzzle, which is supposedly in D3.
I have a HUGE stack of library books (which I've probably said like 7 times), but right now I'm reading "Blood Red Horse" and it might be about a horse, but it's SOOOOOO BORING! And the main character's brother's grooms just died. How typical. But Scott said it was a good book, so I'll keep reading it. Then again, Scott is into manga where guys dress as girls (or as he says, "chicks") and he likes Shakira. Whom my dad thinks can't sing her way out of a paper bag. But that doesn't matter, cuz she would just dance her way out. It's proven. And then I have to read a book called "A piece of heaven" or something. Looks boring. But I don't want to be like, "Nah, won't read it," cuz it was extremely tantalizing at the library and I can't chicken out now. But "Ruby Electric" was tantalizing, yet extremely dumb. And I thought she was BLONDE cuz it said in the beginning of the book, she was BLONDE! Then the rest of the time it was all, "Oh, bla bla bla, she's a RED HEAD!" And it was boring. And they said nothing about Mom and Ed at the end.
Today's not going to be too eventful (I hope): I'm just going to read (a lot), play Legacy, practice, walk Oggy, do sudoku (I hope, wish, pray), listen to the sound recording of "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" (I'm trying to put a hold on the second one right now)...
A Fedex guy just dropped off an L. L. Bean package at my house. Must be Mom's. Cuz I'm not exactly into L. L. Bean. Well, they did have some good stuff, but Mom was like, "I'm not spending 20 bucks on a T-shirt." She has a point. But it was a cute T-shirt.
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Spring sufferer
I want Spring Break. NOW! I swear, class is SOOOOOOOOO boring! Science, they had us making sculptures...OUT OF SPAGHETTI AND MINI MARSHMALLOWS! It's like, "Wow, the teachers need a break." I couldn't figure out how to build one, so I sat there for like 30 minutes before I had to copy everyone else's pyramid. It was dumb. And I got squishy marshmallows on my desk.
My left shoulder hurts. Especially when I have my shoulder bag strap on it it. Owwwwwww...
Blaaaaaah we had another WASL Writing Academy, but Mrs. Moon was teaching it so it wasn't half as boring. And we wrote like three prompts so that gave us something to do. And Mrs. Moon thought my letter to the ASB about buying new books was good. Omg, that sounded really preppy. "And she totally LOVED my paper!" Please. But I found my favorite picture book there and Mrs. Moon let me check it out and I was like, "YESSS!" But the Purple mouse is a MAN HOPPER! The whole entire book, Light Blue mouse was all staring at her, cuz he's shy, and there's like 70 PAGES of her holding hands and hugging OTHER MALE MICE! Then at the end, they're all a couple. Grrrrr I hate that mouse...
Hum hum hum....I'm bored. A lot. Very bored. So this was basically a waste of time.
My left shoulder hurts. Especially when I have my shoulder bag strap on it it. Owwwwwww...
Blaaaaaah we had another WASL Writing Academy, but Mrs. Moon was teaching it so it wasn't half as boring. And we wrote like three prompts so that gave us something to do. And Mrs. Moon thought my letter to the ASB about buying new books was good. Omg, that sounded really preppy. "And she totally LOVED my paper!" Please. But I found my favorite picture book there and Mrs. Moon let me check it out and I was like, "YESSS!" But the Purple mouse is a MAN HOPPER! The whole entire book, Light Blue mouse was all staring at her, cuz he's shy, and there's like 70 PAGES of her holding hands and hugging OTHER MALE MICE! Then at the end, they're all a couple. Grrrrr I hate that mouse...
Hum hum hum....I'm bored. A lot. Very bored. So this was basically a waste of time.
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Pepper Ann
Guess who's going to summer school? MEEEEE!!! Well, it's not official, but it's definitely an option. And it's all the School Board's fault. I mean, if I were them, I wouldn't listen to the dotty science teachers who say that for us to become "good scientists", they need to go more in depth on the scientific method. How in depth? A WHOLE YEAR OF IN DEPTH IN DEPTHNESS!!!!! Which means I will NOT be taking French 1 and Advanced Band like I planned. No. Now that there's year long science, I have to CHOOSE and take another .5 semester class...OR go to summer school and wipe PE out of my schedule FOREVER!!!! Seriously, I just want ONE more year of band, but I don't want to have to wait to take French cuz I've already been WAITING for an entire year.
Note: If Pepper Ann is too cool for 7th grade, the world will definitely end soon. Have you seen what she wears on a daily basis? Not only that, she is the most annoying cartoon character in the history of cartoons. But not as annoying as Barbie or Carrie Ann the patron saint of Cheerleaders from "The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy". Btw, there's a new Barbie movie coming out: "Mermaidia"! How...original... (Unicornia...Fairia...MERMAIDIA! Wonder how long THAT took them. I hope Prince Nalu is in it again. He was pretty hot for a 3D mermaid.) There's also this thing about Barbie becoming a rock star.
I'M SO NAMING MY FIRST KID JOSIE! As long as there's a strong chance she'll be brunette. Because, although this wasn't to my knowledge, apparently dark haired girls between the ages of 12 and 19 are more liable to become overnight rock stars if exposed to music (rock, jazz, polka, etc.), "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants", or car mechanics by their parents/legal guardians throughout their lifetime. It's true, I've read SO many fiction novels about it!!! But if that's true...where did I go wrong? I fit that description EXACTLY!!! :( How depressing.
AAaaaaaaaaah went to the library last night and got like 25 books. But half of them were pink. Slightly gross. "Lily B. on the brink of cool" isn't exactly my idea of fun. And it wasn't. Fun, that is. It was DUMB! To the max.
Note: If Pepper Ann is too cool for 7th grade, the world will definitely end soon. Have you seen what she wears on a daily basis? Not only that, she is the most annoying cartoon character in the history of cartoons. But not as annoying as Barbie or Carrie Ann the patron saint of Cheerleaders from "The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy". Btw, there's a new Barbie movie coming out: "Mermaidia"! How...original... (Unicornia...Fairia...MERMAIDIA! Wonder how long THAT took them. I hope Prince Nalu is in it again. He was pretty hot for a 3D mermaid.) There's also this thing about Barbie becoming a rock star.
I'M SO NAMING MY FIRST KID JOSIE! As long as there's a strong chance she'll be brunette. Because, although this wasn't to my knowledge, apparently dark haired girls between the ages of 12 and 19 are more liable to become overnight rock stars if exposed to music (rock, jazz, polka, etc.), "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants", or car mechanics by their parents/legal guardians throughout their lifetime. It's true, I've read SO many fiction novels about it!!! But if that's true...where did I go wrong? I fit that description EXACTLY!!! :( How depressing.
AAaaaaaaaaah went to the library last night and got like 25 books. But half of them were pink. Slightly gross. "Lily B. on the brink of cool" isn't exactly my idea of fun. And it wasn't. Fun, that is. It was DUMB! To the max.
Monday, March 27, 2006
Novel pending...
Yeah, since I have a lot to write about, this post is going to be kinda long. Try super long. Try novel long. Try JOHN STEINBECK LONG! Actually, he's not long, just boring. :P
Saturday: I went to Kaitlyn's house - FINALLY! We've been trying to get together for like a long time but I got sick, then we were both busy, so yeah. Anyways, we basically just did what we normally do on nights like these: eat Blimpies/ice cream, and watch movies. This time it was "Corpse Bride" (which was actually really good) and "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (So long so long so long so long! ((SO LONG SO LONG SO LONG SO LONG SO LONG!)) So long so long so long so long and thanks for all the fiiiiiiiiiish!)
Sunday: Spent most of the day at Kaitlyn's. So we binged mentally on "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends", then I read one of her books. And I'm TRYING to put a hold on it now, but my cpu's being dumb and won't load the library page. :P And I can't find the sudoku puzzle GAAAAAAAAH!
Uh, my cousin came home from Japan for a week, so my parents picked me up and we went to Laceigh (sp?) to go see her WHILE LISTENING TO UCONN GETTING THEIR BUTT KICKED!!!!! MWAHAHAHA! Yeah, Memphis didn't crush UCLA like I'd hoped, so LSU needs to do it for me. Lol, I wrote a song for Adam Morrison, which I might write down later. It's totally to the tune of Bethany Dillon's "Beautiful", yeah, it's really funny.
Anyways, cousin...yeah, Emmalee got us all presents/souvenirs and I got this awesome pimpin Hello Kitty keychain (Hello Kitty's in a deer suit. No joke.) and Braeden got a frosted Hello Kitty mug. So my gratitude was dampened a little, but hey, you can't wear a mug on your pants! HA! Braeden's cool anyways. Even tho she's only 5. Yeah, Lachlan was running around and asking Grandpa for bananas. Or rather, "Baniiiis!!!!!" He's only 1, nobody's perfect.
Today: Not my best day. My stomach hurts. Badly.
Sooo, I left late for school, and I was trying to open my locker as FAST as I can and the halls are totally EMPTY, I swear! Then the bell rings JUST as I'm closing my locker, which is really sad cuz my locker is right across from Mr. Griffith's room! And Mrs. Pomeroy was like, "You're tardy!" Then she looks in the classroom and is all, "Hurry, Mr. Griffith isn't here!" So I got lucky. And I still get ice cream on the no tardy party. Hehehehe.
We had to do this project in science that was all, "Make the biggest free standing tower possible out of one sheet of paper and one loooooooong piece of tape. Mr. Griffith said mine was artistic and Renoir like. But it was like 48 inches while these other kids got smart and made theirs REALLY THIN and beat this record by like 4 inches. It was dumb, cuz the annoying girl got it and kept rubbing it in everyone's face. And then she COULD NOT take a joke! People were all, "I won, you guys stole my model, LOL." And she was like, "NOOOO I WON MR. G!!!!!!" :P
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WE'RE PLAYING LORD OF THE RINGS IN BAND!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! I'm so excited, it's SOOOOO awesome! But when Mr. Villiers told us what it was, I flipped out, I was like, "OMG IT'S LORD OF THE RINGS! IT'SLOTRIT'SLOTRIT'SLOTR AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" And Daniel was like, "What, what is it?" And Jesse was like backing away and calling a priest. Hahaha. We're also playing Sabre Dance (dumb dumb and fast; also the Aussie hair shampoo music) and Mouthpiece Mania (ROCK ON!!!! The trumpets have to play EVERYTHING on their mouthpiece! It's really funny!).
LAR: DUMB! We had to do this discussion about an essay this Indian chief wrote, and it was like 4 pages of saying, "Ooooh, us Indians live off the land, how can you live like you do, you don't love." And I was the only person in class (well, probably not the only one, but no one else voiced this opinion) that thought Chief Dan George was like, "My life sucks and it's all the fault of the white people, but it doesn't matter cuz we live better than you!" It's like so-called Christians poking you and screaming, "SINNNNNER!" Some of the things he said were true, but COME ON! He's totally holding a grudge against ALL white people and saying how bad we live, and it's like, "Not all of us are cowboys or slave traders or NUDISTS! SUCK IT UP!!!!!! You're loving, you can do that!" Well, I wouldn't have said that last part, but seriously. I have a HUGE bone to pick with him. Besides, we are giving him and all of his people an oppurtunity to live with us, we're not excluding them, but he's like, "No, we live on reservations, which = BETTER THAN YOU!!!!" :P I've been using that a lot today. BLAAAAAAH!
AAAAH my stomach hurts cuz I didn't really eat lunch, then I had two Krispy Kremes cuz my mom said I could have one and I didn't have one at breakfast, so I had two and now I feel like a laxative aaaaaaaaaah.
Saturday: I went to Kaitlyn's house - FINALLY! We've been trying to get together for like a long time but I got sick, then we were both busy, so yeah. Anyways, we basically just did what we normally do on nights like these: eat Blimpies/ice cream, and watch movies. This time it was "Corpse Bride" (which was actually really good) and "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (So long so long so long so long! ((SO LONG SO LONG SO LONG SO LONG SO LONG!)) So long so long so long so long and thanks for all the fiiiiiiiiiish!)
Sunday: Spent most of the day at Kaitlyn's. So we binged mentally on "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends", then I read one of her books. And I'm TRYING to put a hold on it now, but my cpu's being dumb and won't load the library page. :P And I can't find the sudoku puzzle GAAAAAAAAH!
Uh, my cousin came home from Japan for a week, so my parents picked me up and we went to Laceigh (sp?) to go see her WHILE LISTENING TO UCONN GETTING THEIR BUTT KICKED!!!!! MWAHAHAHA! Yeah, Memphis didn't crush UCLA like I'd hoped, so LSU needs to do it for me. Lol, I wrote a song for Adam Morrison, which I might write down later. It's totally to the tune of Bethany Dillon's "Beautiful", yeah, it's really funny.
Anyways, cousin...yeah, Emmalee got us all presents/souvenirs and I got this awesome pimpin Hello Kitty keychain (Hello Kitty's in a deer suit. No joke.) and Braeden got a frosted Hello Kitty mug. So my gratitude was dampened a little, but hey, you can't wear a mug on your pants! HA! Braeden's cool anyways. Even tho she's only 5. Yeah, Lachlan was running around and asking Grandpa for bananas. Or rather, "Baniiiis!!!!!" He's only 1, nobody's perfect.
Today: Not my best day. My stomach hurts. Badly.
Sooo, I left late for school, and I was trying to open my locker as FAST as I can and the halls are totally EMPTY, I swear! Then the bell rings JUST as I'm closing my locker, which is really sad cuz my locker is right across from Mr. Griffith's room! And Mrs. Pomeroy was like, "You're tardy!" Then she looks in the classroom and is all, "Hurry, Mr. Griffith isn't here!" So I got lucky. And I still get ice cream on the no tardy party. Hehehehe.
We had to do this project in science that was all, "Make the biggest free standing tower possible out of one sheet of paper and one loooooooong piece of tape. Mr. Griffith said mine was artistic and Renoir like. But it was like 48 inches while these other kids got smart and made theirs REALLY THIN and beat this record by like 4 inches. It was dumb, cuz the annoying girl got it and kept rubbing it in everyone's face. And then she COULD NOT take a joke! People were all, "I won, you guys stole my model, LOL." And she was like, "NOOOO I WON MR. G!!!!!!" :P
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WE'RE PLAYING LORD OF THE RINGS IN BAND!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! I'm so excited, it's SOOOOO awesome! But when Mr. Villiers told us what it was, I flipped out, I was like, "OMG IT'S LORD OF THE RINGS! IT'SLOTRIT'SLOTRIT'SLOTR AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" And Daniel was like, "What, what is it?" And Jesse was like backing away and calling a priest. Hahaha. We're also playing Sabre Dance (dumb dumb and fast; also the Aussie hair shampoo music) and Mouthpiece Mania (ROCK ON!!!! The trumpets have to play EVERYTHING on their mouthpiece! It's really funny!).
LAR: DUMB! We had to do this discussion about an essay this Indian chief wrote, and it was like 4 pages of saying, "Ooooh, us Indians live off the land, how can you live like you do, you don't love." And I was the only person in class (well, probably not the only one, but no one else voiced this opinion) that thought Chief Dan George was like, "My life sucks and it's all the fault of the white people, but it doesn't matter cuz we live better than you!" It's like so-called Christians poking you and screaming, "SINNNNNER!" Some of the things he said were true, but COME ON! He's totally holding a grudge against ALL white people and saying how bad we live, and it's like, "Not all of us are cowboys or slave traders or NUDISTS! SUCK IT UP!!!!!! You're loving, you can do that!" Well, I wouldn't have said that last part, but seriously. I have a HUGE bone to pick with him. Besides, we are giving him and all of his people an oppurtunity to live with us, we're not excluding them, but he's like, "No, we live on reservations, which = BETTER THAN YOU!!!!" :P I've been using that a lot today. BLAAAAAAH!
AAAAH my stomach hurts cuz I didn't really eat lunch, then I had two Krispy Kremes cuz my mom said I could have one and I didn't have one at breakfast, so I had two and now I feel like a laxative aaaaaaaaaah.
Saturday, March 25, 2006
Do the French Twist
Big news: I now have four ways to do my hair!! Yeaaaaaaah! Not really. Lol, I was super bored yesterday and I didn't know how to do my hair, so I was going to put it up in a ponytail, then decided not to and did something with a bun thingy bob it's weird but I like it. But my hair isn't working right now, even after I brushed it for like 4 hours, and keeps messing up and breaking and stuff, so I'm waiting till it stops freaking out before I do anything to it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'm sooooooooooo bored! I did all my stupid chore/job/things (Swiffering the floor, which is WAY harder than it looks, and cleaning the rabbit cage, which only took me like 5 minutes) and don't have any good library books (I refuse to read "Crisis at Coral Reef". It will probably let me down and have Jacen like both Anja and Tenel Ka because the force is fair and allows that kind of stuff.), so I've been reading Maddie Finns since like 10:00 A.M. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I would listen to Josie but my little brother would hear and besides my singing voice isn't cut out for "3 Small words", which is my favorite song. :( I was singing "Come On" the other day and my mom was like, "What?" Lol, not really, but I've had that song in my head ALL WEEK and the lyrics are sorta questionable... I don't get it, if "King Kong" is from CleanFilms, why can't I see it? :{ Whoa I messed up, I was going to do this :P But whatever that weird messed up dog thing looks way better, tho it doesn't exactly describe how I feel, it just looks nifty. I wish "FBI files" or "The New Detectives" was on. I'll have to check.
I feel like typing ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE! It's not my fault, I swear, Maddie Finn OVERLOAD! But I only have 2 more books, then I'll be good for another week or so.
I'm kinda hungry. Or thirsty. But I can't drink water right after having mint gum. And I'm still bored. But I'm going to Kaitlyn's later. YAAAAAAAAAAY! I haven't seen her in like forever. Since December, I think. Or January. I think I saw her then cuz I had to pick up William and I was reading and she was like, "LAUREN!" Which reminds me, I saw Kelvin and a bunch of other people from Sylvan Way on Thursday, but Kelvin left before I could say hi. :( Which stinks cuz I haven't seen him in like 2 years. Actually, more like 1. But whatever. Lol, William's friend Kyle was all, "Whoa, did you like grow your hair out or something?" "Um...yeah..." "*turns to William* This IS your sister, right?" Hahahaha.
My typing looks like a CREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSICLE!!!! Which we have none of. I want some ice cream.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'm sooooooooooo bored! I did all my stupid chore/job/things (Swiffering the floor, which is WAY harder than it looks, and cleaning the rabbit cage, which only took me like 5 minutes) and don't have any good library books (I refuse to read "Crisis at Coral Reef". It will probably let me down and have Jacen like both Anja and Tenel Ka because the force is fair and allows that kind of stuff.), so I've been reading Maddie Finns since like 10:00 A.M. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I would listen to Josie but my little brother would hear and besides my singing voice isn't cut out for "3 Small words", which is my favorite song. :( I was singing "Come On" the other day and my mom was like, "What?" Lol, not really, but I've had that song in my head ALL WEEK and the lyrics are sorta questionable... I don't get it, if "King Kong" is from CleanFilms, why can't I see it? :{ Whoa I messed up, I was going to do this :P But whatever that weird messed up dog thing looks way better, tho it doesn't exactly describe how I feel, it just looks nifty. I wish "FBI files" or "The New Detectives" was on. I'll have to check.
I feel like typing ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE! It's not my fault, I swear, Maddie Finn OVERLOAD! But I only have 2 more books, then I'll be good for another week or so.
I'm kinda hungry. Or thirsty. But I can't drink water right after having mint gum. And I'm still bored. But I'm going to Kaitlyn's later. YAAAAAAAAAAY! I haven't seen her in like forever. Since December, I think. Or January. I think I saw her then cuz I had to pick up William and I was reading and she was like, "LAUREN!" Which reminds me, I saw Kelvin and a bunch of other people from Sylvan Way on Thursday, but Kelvin left before I could say hi. :( Which stinks cuz I haven't seen him in like 2 years. Actually, more like 1. But whatever. Lol, William's friend Kyle was all, "Whoa, did you like grow your hair out or something?" "Um...yeah..." "*turns to William* This IS your sister, right?" Hahahaha.
My typing looks like a CREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSICLE!!!! Which we have none of. I want some ice cream.
JoCrox
I was so bummed last night. Why? Oh no reason...THE DAWGS LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My LAST Top Four team...my home team...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THEY GOT KILLED IN OT AND I'M GOING TO DIE! Now I'm okay. I was going to go into mourning today, but then I realized it's just a sporting event and I didn't even touch black clothing when Katrina hit or when the Tsunami hit. So why bother? But it still stinks. Like heck.
Okay, I realize my dad hates Hollywood (cuz they're of a different political party, as in NOT republican and they don't wear any clothes and they make fun of Bush-o), but Rachael Leigh Cook and Danielle Panabaker are NOT the same person. Well, he didn't say that, but he was looking at my "Josie" album and he was like, "Hmmm...so she's the girl from 'Sky High'." Me: *in a shocked voice* "Uh, nooooo, that's someone totally different." I haven't listened to that album in a while. I only listened to it once last week.
Speaking of albums, MEATSHAKE IS MINE!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Well, not yet. Nathan said he would burn it, but he's NOT YET! Whatever, more later.
Okay, I realize my dad hates Hollywood (cuz they're of a different political party, as in NOT republican and they don't wear any clothes and they make fun of Bush-o), but Rachael Leigh Cook and Danielle Panabaker are NOT the same person. Well, he didn't say that, but he was looking at my "Josie" album and he was like, "Hmmm...so she's the girl from 'Sky High'." Me: *in a shocked voice* "Uh, nooooo, that's someone totally different." I haven't listened to that album in a while. I only listened to it once last week.
Speaking of albums, MEATSHAKE IS MINE!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Well, not yet. Nathan said he would burn it, but he's NOT YET! Whatever, more later.
Friday, March 24, 2006
Call the waaaaaaaaaambulance
That's sort of how I felt yesterday. Only I was the one crying. Why? Oh, no reason...it's only that DUKE LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Guess what's even worse than that? ZAGS LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I LOVE YOU ADAM!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! They were all winning, then UCLA caught up and made that basket, and then that FREAK/IDIOT/NERD/POSSIBLY A JERKY FRESHMAN MISSED THE FLIPPIN THREE POINTER, ERASING ALL POSSIBILITY OF WINNING!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! But I'm better today. Still a little sad. But oh well. I still have UW to cheer on (GO HUSKIES! Lol, for once in the history of MM, my home state might KILL YOU ALL! MWAHAHAHA!) and I've also decided to cheer on LSU (KILL Texas for me.) and Wichita (my dad's fault, but whatever, they're good), althought they'll never be part of my Top 4. Ever. Ever ever ever.
Yeaaaah, so I stayed home today cuz I had a low temp and swollen lymph glands (I can't swallow. Oh bla bla bla, swollen lymph glands show your body is working hard to protect you! I don't care, IT HURTS!). I thought it would rock, but once again I'm so BORED! My library stack is kinda small (three books? Bad news: "Crisis at Coral Reef" is the last book in the Young Jedi Knights series. NOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT JACEN? And Jaina, even though she's a dumb mechanic/stalker/obsessed with ZEKK!) and Legacy gets boring after a while, but I played for like 2 hours anyway. Monster RULES! Bonnie is pretty good, tho I don't reccommend Sunny Girl. BLAAAAAAAH SHE'S SLOOOOOOOW! And I'm probably NEVER going to get first place in the Western or Glennmountain Championships because the cpu cheats and whenever I get an award winning record setting absolutely ripping topping swank time, the judges are all, "Uh...I'm sorry, Melissa beat you by 10 seconds." She's just a computer game character, but I HATE HER! Someday I will make a website/blog dedicated to "The Legacy of Rosemond Hill" and Melissa will totally get her own page. WELCOME TO THE I HATE MELISSA FAN CLUB! Which might confuse some people cuz I know some Melissas and they'd be like, "YOU LYING..." Actually, I'd rather not repeat what they might say. As long as they let me explain. And then they can play the game. And they will, too, become addicted.
I swear, http://www.albinoblacksheep.com has the coolest games ever. I spent like half an hour playing "Defend your castle", but then the stupid "enemies" seized it after stage 10. I can't figure out "Cheater". Or "The Invisible Quest", which is slightly lame. Lol, I played "Musical Lantern" and I'm really bad at it, but it was fun and the music was totally that of "The Spectacular Spectacular". I have to send it to Sarai.
Yeaaaah, so I stayed home today cuz I had a low temp and swollen lymph glands (I can't swallow. Oh bla bla bla, swollen lymph glands show your body is working hard to protect you! I don't care, IT HURTS!). I thought it would rock, but once again I'm so BORED! My library stack is kinda small (three books? Bad news: "Crisis at Coral Reef" is the last book in the Young Jedi Knights series. NOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT JACEN? And Jaina, even though she's a dumb mechanic/stalker/obsessed with ZEKK!) and Legacy gets boring after a while, but I played for like 2 hours anyway. Monster RULES! Bonnie is pretty good, tho I don't reccommend Sunny Girl. BLAAAAAAAH SHE'S SLOOOOOOOW! And I'm probably NEVER going to get first place in the Western or Glennmountain Championships because the cpu cheats and whenever I get an award winning record setting absolutely ripping topping swank time, the judges are all, "Uh...I'm sorry, Melissa beat you by 10 seconds." She's just a computer game character, but I HATE HER! Someday I will make a website/blog dedicated to "The Legacy of Rosemond Hill" and Melissa will totally get her own page. WELCOME TO THE I HATE MELISSA FAN CLUB! Which might confuse some people cuz I know some Melissas and they'd be like, "YOU LYING..." Actually, I'd rather not repeat what they might say. As long as they let me explain. And then they can play the game. And they will, too, become addicted.
I swear, http://www.albinoblacksheep.com has the coolest games ever. I spent like half an hour playing "Defend your castle", but then the stupid "enemies" seized it after stage 10. I can't figure out "Cheater". Or "The Invisible Quest", which is slightly lame. Lol, I played "Musical Lantern" and I'm really bad at it, but it was fun and the music was totally that of "The Spectacular Spectacular". I have to send it to Sarai.
Thursday, March 23, 2006
"This is the best day ever..."
Okay, and I thought my best school day was when I watched movies for 3 periods in a row. As if. Today was SOOOO much better. Read on.
Science: Confronted Mr. Griffith about calling me a wallflower. And then he spelled nucleus right. Finally. And he's worried about losing all his hair if he ever dyes it green. Hmmm...
Band: Totally without music. Nothing else.
PE: Jumped rope for 6 minutes. I can't feel my legs. And I never want to hear the words "numerical order" ever again. Owww my brain hurts...
Algebra: ALGEBRA ROX!! Jordan caught the nuisance fly in a total moment of ninjaness and Mr. Jansen was all congratulating him. It was pretty much awesome. But Curtis and Dillon don't like me. I'm just an annoying sevvie girl. Hahahaha.
LAR/SS: I love this class SO much. Mrs. Moon had me share my journal and made me share the embarassing part of my dream about me and NWH holding hands in Albertson's (I'M NOT A STALKER! I CAN'T CONTROL MY DREAMS!), and now Walker and Billy think I like their friend cuz he has the same name. "YOU LIKE *name withheld* ALLEN?" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Gross. And then we had to write a group essay about cafeteria food and we were all cracking up and putting bad stuff, but when we read the introduction aloud, Mrs. Moon said, "I'm glad you were polite." I hope she doesn't read the rest of the essay...
THE CHIPMUNK-DUCK WAR IS FINALLY OVER! Except I don't know who won. I think I did. Cuz Paul ended it. So that means he surrenders. Even tho I was so ready to keep on fighting. But still. I WIN! And now Carver blames the writing journals for all of the Squigs, ducks, and chipmunks, and OCHANGO!
Lunch: Not really a class, but whatever. No one would give me a dollar for lemonade and I was THIRSTY! And I wanted water, but water was like a lot and I wanted lemonade more, and then I could use the bottle as a water bottle when I had drunk all the lemonade, but no one would give me a dollar. "Ask me again." "Can I have a dollar?" "*laughing* NO!"
That's basically the extent of my awesome day. Yeah.
Legacy update: I started a new game a few days ago, having given up on my last game cuz Chess STINX! Well, so does Piruette, and Magic xx is awesome, go for him. Right now I have Alpha (cuz he's WAY better than Piruette), Barbie xx, and Magic xx (both topping swank). That's how I describe today's events: Topping swank good form, oppidan scugs!
Science: Confronted Mr. Griffith about calling me a wallflower. And then he spelled nucleus right. Finally. And he's worried about losing all his hair if he ever dyes it green. Hmmm...
Band: Totally without music. Nothing else.
PE: Jumped rope for 6 minutes. I can't feel my legs. And I never want to hear the words "numerical order" ever again. Owww my brain hurts...
Algebra: ALGEBRA ROX!! Jordan caught the nuisance fly in a total moment of ninjaness and Mr. Jansen was all congratulating him. It was pretty much awesome. But Curtis and Dillon don't like me. I'm just an annoying sevvie girl. Hahahaha.
LAR/SS: I love this class SO much. Mrs. Moon had me share my journal and made me share the embarassing part of my dream about me and NWH holding hands in Albertson's (I'M NOT A STALKER! I CAN'T CONTROL MY DREAMS!), and now Walker and Billy think I like their friend cuz he has the same name. "YOU LIKE *name withheld* ALLEN?" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Gross. And then we had to write a group essay about cafeteria food and we were all cracking up and putting bad stuff, but when we read the introduction aloud, Mrs. Moon said, "I'm glad you were polite." I hope she doesn't read the rest of the essay...
THE CHIPMUNK-DUCK WAR IS FINALLY OVER! Except I don't know who won. I think I did. Cuz Paul ended it. So that means he surrenders. Even tho I was so ready to keep on fighting. But still. I WIN! And now Carver blames the writing journals for all of the Squigs, ducks, and chipmunks, and OCHANGO!
Lunch: Not really a class, but whatever. No one would give me a dollar for lemonade and I was THIRSTY! And I wanted water, but water was like a lot and I wanted lemonade more, and then I could use the bottle as a water bottle when I had drunk all the lemonade, but no one would give me a dollar. "Ask me again." "Can I have a dollar?" "*laughing* NO!"
That's basically the extent of my awesome day. Yeah.
Legacy update: I started a new game a few days ago, having given up on my last game cuz Chess STINX! Well, so does Piruette, and Magic xx is awesome, go for him. Right now I have Alpha (cuz he's WAY better than Piruette), Barbie xx, and Magic xx (both topping swank). That's how I describe today's events: Topping swank good form, oppidan scugs!
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
How embarassing
My dog is licking his bed. What's up with that?
And why is everyone freaking out about the WASL? Let me rephrase that: why are all the teachers freaking out about the WASL? Those questions are EASY! One of them was given to my math class and EVERYONE figured it out. And my math class is not exactly one of the brightest, thank you. But today we were squished into the library to hear a dumb presentation on "TAPF". Which isn't even a WORD, thanks. And I was drawing, cuz I was bored, and my LAR teacher comes over and is like, "Is it polite to be writing notes in class?" "These aren't notes." "Is it polite to be drawing while someone is talking?" "...no..." "You embarass me." Then she takes my paper and flips it over, but there's a drawing on the back, too, she she folds it in half, slams it down, and sits behind me to make sure I don't pick up my pencil for like 10 MINUTES! Whoa... And then all my friends were like, "Dude, I think she's singling you out." Sure, I was drawing and that's not the greatest thing to do during a presentation (however boring it may be). To be honest, it's dumb, but COME ON! There were like 80 other kids in there and half of them were drawing. She looked at a lot of THEIR papers, but she singles me out and gets me in trouble. Thanks.
Other than that, an okay day. In band, we watched the concert video and I read through like half of it ("Surviving the Applewhites", best book ever.). But I still had to bring my trombone home cuz my mom said I should leave it there after the concert. But I didn't even need it. Whatever. Oh well, on Friday, I don't need it whatsoever! HAHAHAHA!
My mom got me a reasonable stack of novels. And the book I'd had on hold. Yesssssssss. Quality literature time... Ew, these Nestle eggs taste fake. Lol, it's not even Easter yet and already I'm loading up on candy. In the past week, I think I've had like 5 chocolate marshmallow bunnies, Nestle eggs, a Snickers egg, Malted Milk Eggs (they were stale, my Dad got them at Walmart. :P), and LOTSA WHOPPERS!!!!!!!
I talked to a lot of people today. Paul is finally back, so I was talking to him and commenting on his windswept Harry Potter hair. But he was like, "Whatever," So that was cool.
Um...yeah...that's it I guess. Just venting. Grrr, I had lots of stuff I was going to write, but she made me forget it all. Not nice. >:(
And why is everyone freaking out about the WASL? Let me rephrase that: why are all the teachers freaking out about the WASL? Those questions are EASY! One of them was given to my math class and EVERYONE figured it out. And my math class is not exactly one of the brightest, thank you. But today we were squished into the library to hear a dumb presentation on "TAPF". Which isn't even a WORD, thanks. And I was drawing, cuz I was bored, and my LAR teacher comes over and is like, "Is it polite to be writing notes in class?" "These aren't notes." "Is it polite to be drawing while someone is talking?" "...no..." "You embarass me." Then she takes my paper and flips it over, but there's a drawing on the back, too, she she folds it in half, slams it down, and sits behind me to make sure I don't pick up my pencil for like 10 MINUTES! Whoa... And then all my friends were like, "Dude, I think she's singling you out." Sure, I was drawing and that's not the greatest thing to do during a presentation (however boring it may be). To be honest, it's dumb, but COME ON! There were like 80 other kids in there and half of them were drawing. She looked at a lot of THEIR papers, but she singles me out and gets me in trouble. Thanks.
Other than that, an okay day. In band, we watched the concert video and I read through like half of it ("Surviving the Applewhites", best book ever.). But I still had to bring my trombone home
My mom got me a reasonable stack of novels. And the book I'd had on hold. Yesssssssss. Quality literature time... Ew, these Nestle eggs taste fake. Lol, it's not even Easter yet and already I'm loading up on candy. In the past week, I think I've had like 5 chocolate marshmallow bunnies, Nestle eggs, a Snickers egg, Malted Milk Eggs (they were stale, my Dad got them at Walmart. :P), and LOTSA WHOPPERS!!!!!!!
I talked to a lot of people today. Paul is finally back, so I was talking to him and commenting on his windswept Harry Potter hair. But he was like, "Whatever," So that was cool.
Um...yeah...that's it I guess. Just venting. Grrr, I had lots of stuff I was going to write, but she made me forget it all. Not nice. >:(
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Absolutely ripping, topping swank
That pretty much describes the band concert we had tonight. Here's Lauren with the latest report:
Dude, Daniel wore a SUIT! I didn't recognize him and then he walks up and makes fun of my outfit (green shirt, green jacket, black jeans, black toed "scribbles" Converse). I was like, "DANIEL?" And he got his haircut. Then Tyrell was talking about how he wanted a suit. And that got us started on swimming trunks (don't ask).
My mom found a cellphone after the concert, but it wasn't mine. And it never would be. Cuz it's someone elses. :( It was nice, too. Hello, Moto.
Sevvie band was pretty good. I messed up once or twice. And my trombone was making a weird vibrating warble. So it sounded angry when I started playing. Lol. Intermediate band was super really good. Which surprised me. For wedgies. But their performance was ripping, absolutely ripping, topping swank. Which I haven't said in a while. I need to start again. I love that phrase. Oh yeah, I was talking about "Capt. Hook" today. And his invincible vest of spider silk. And Mrs. Moon thinks I'm a liar. Or a fiction. That made no sense. Anyway, back to the concert.
I helped put stuff back in the band room. And no one would get out of my way. I swear, everyone closed the doors on purpose when they saw me coming. Then Paul tried to open one, then decided not to. And I was like, "...thanks." Then, after like 6 minutes of toil and struggle and carrying both a chair and a crash cymbal (I think), I finally managed to get into the band room and the guy with the cool checkery hair was like, "Oh, that goes over there, thanks." And the cool drummer Matt guy said thanks. And I was like, "You're welcome..." The cymbal began to fall over. "...I think." I right it. I just realized I know a lot of Matts. Like, 6. Craazy.
I just had a milkshake. It was deceptively milky...and extremely shaky. I also had some Swiss Orange sherbet that I'd frozen on Saturday and was now the consistency of a Push pop. But now it's melted. :(
Dude, Daniel wore a SUIT! I didn't recognize him and then he walks up and makes fun of my outfit (green shirt, green jacket, black jeans, black toed "scribbles" Converse). I was like, "DANIEL?" And he got his haircut. Then Tyrell was talking about how he wanted a suit. And that got us started on swimming trunks (don't ask).
My mom found a cellphone after the concert, but it wasn't mine. And it never would be. Cuz it's someone elses. :( It was nice, too. Hello, Moto.
Sevvie band was pretty good. I messed up once or twice. And my trombone was making a weird vibrating warble. So it sounded angry when I started playing. Lol. Intermediate band was super really good. Which surprised me. For wedgies. But their performance was ripping, absolutely ripping, topping swank. Which I haven't said in a while. I need to start again. I love that phrase. Oh yeah, I was talking about "Capt. Hook" today. And his invincible vest of spider silk. And Mrs. Moon thinks I'm a liar. Or a fiction. That made no sense. Anyway, back to the concert.
I helped put stuff back in the band room. And no one would get out of my way. I swear, everyone closed the doors on purpose when they saw me coming. Then Paul tried to open one, then decided not to. And I was like, "...thanks." Then, after like 6 minutes of toil and struggle and carrying both a chair and a crash cymbal (I think), I finally managed to get into the band room and the guy with the cool checkery hair was like, "Oh, that goes over there, thanks." And the cool drummer Matt guy said thanks. And I was like, "You're welcome..." The cymbal began to fall over. "...I think." I right it. I just realized I know a lot of Matts. Like, 6. Craazy.
I just had a milkshake. It was deceptively milky...and extremely shaky. I also had some Swiss Orange sherbet that I'd frozen on Saturday and was now the consistency of a Push pop. But now it's melted. :(
Those guys are jerks
Lol. The last two days my algebra teacher has been saying that. About the freshman, too. Yeah. Pretty much awesome. Also: apparently Mr. Jansen is a twin. No fair. But his twin is an engineer (like Nathan soon will be), not a junior high math teacher.
We went to the lab AGAIN for the second day in a row. The dead fish are gone. They were either cleaned out or eaten (I wish). And then Ian sat on a broken chair and it fell. But other than that, it was SUPER boring and I couldn't figure out why chloroplasts don't like salt. Then I figured it out during study hall without a pen or worksheet. Darn. I was going to ask the sub for sodium, but she might've killed me. There was a container of water in front of me and I was bored, so sodium seemed like the only way to cure that. Or you could poke elodea leaves. That were wet. And once on your microscope. Then my leaf went in the sink. Chloroplasts are funny and green.
Apparently Toni finds my drawings of remoras disturbing. She at first thought they were headless fish, but then I add eyes. And then I drew a goldfish swimming for cover, but he couldn't find any, so the remoras stuck to him. Sad for you. Oh yeah, Paul came back and I haven't told him about the remoras yet. I need to. But he was busy laughing at me. So he didn't get the medal of valor I found on the chair I was sitting in. (lol, it wasn't gum, it was tape)
HAHAHAHAHAHA, no boring study hall for ME! I got to set up for tonight's CONCERT! I'm sure you're all jealous. As if, it was dumb and we put way too many chairs in each row, and then we thought the second row was the the third row, and we were done in like 15 minutes and had to sit in the bleachers for 20. But then I got to run to the bandroom (which is right across from the gym), grab my trombone and backpack, and run home. I think I made it home at like 2:09. New record.
Sudoku level 2 is hard. I have no skills. :(
We went to the lab AGAIN for the second day in a row. The dead fish are gone. They were either cleaned out or eaten (I wish). And then Ian sat on a broken chair and it fell. But other than that, it was SUPER boring and I couldn't figure out why chloroplasts don't like salt. Then I figured it out during study hall without a pen or worksheet. Darn. I was going to ask the sub for sodium, but she might've killed me. There was a container of water in front of me and I was bored, so sodium seemed like the only way to cure that. Or you could poke elodea leaves. That were wet. And once on your microscope. Then my leaf went in the sink. Chloroplasts are funny and green.
Apparently Toni finds my drawings of remoras disturbing. She at first thought they were headless fish, but then I add eyes. And then I drew a goldfish swimming for cover, but he couldn't find any, so the remoras stuck to him. Sad for you. Oh yeah, Paul came back and I haven't told him about the remoras yet. I need to. But he was busy laughing at me. So he didn't get the medal of valor I found on the chair I was sitting in. (lol, it wasn't gum, it was tape)
HAHAHAHAHAHA, no boring study hall for ME! I got to set up for tonight's CONCERT! I'm sure you're all jealous. As if, it was dumb and we put way too many chairs in each row, and then we thought the second row was the the third row, and we were done in like 15 minutes and had to sit in the bleachers for 20. But then I got to run to the bandroom (which is right across from the gym), grab my trombone and backpack, and run home. I think I made it home at like 2:09. New record.
Sudoku level 2 is hard. I have no skills. :(
Monday, March 20, 2006
First day of spring: pros and cons
I swear, Luke is totally the Easter Bunny. Even though he's evil, demonic, not white/pink/pastel, and probably doesn't like chocolate recreations of himself, he LOVES to pose. I swear, after seeing one episode of Extra on papprazzi, he's convinced humans carry cameras around everywhere. He was all posing while I was trying to catch him, and gave me the evil eye when I didn't take advantage of the wonderful action shots he was giving me. Not only that, he climbs fences (perfect Easter Bunny material. Or secret agent material.), hides in spaces so small a hamster would at the thought of trying to squeeze into one of those, and doesn't care how dirty he gets or if he sits on a spider's nest. Even a poisonous spider's nest. Yeah, so he's either the Easter bunny or a UPS man. Without the shorts.
Soooooo, it's the first day of spring. The weather was actually nice enough for me to NOT wear a coat (YESSSSSSS NO FREAKY WEIRD NAVY BLUE SWEATSHIRT THAT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE THE GIRL ON SEVENTH HEAVEN!!!!!) and to read in my backyard. (the sun actually felt good, since I'm so used to being a recluse in my room like Hal in "Surviving the Applewhites". Hahaha, as if.)
Speaking of homeless people, Mr. Villiers got a haircut cuz he was convinced he looked like one. Maybe he experienced what Earl from "Pickles" did after he grew a fuzzy beard: people gave him money randomly. Actually, that wouldn't be so bad.
I am on a Maddie Finn obsession break. I just finished #7 and #17 (both equally dumb/funny. Lol I love the whole part where Maddie's like, "Maddie Demille. Mrs. Demille. Finnster Demille. Madison Jones. Mrs. Jones.") and now I'm on #18, and after that will come #19 and #20, which I've only read once cuz I just recently got them (I so have to get #21) and then I'll read all my other ones maybe, even tho I've read "Boy, oh boy" and "To Have and to Hold" 20,000 times. Yeah.
I have spring fever. Two more weeks to Spring Break. I'm not going to make it. I'm probably going to die.
Soooooo, it's the first day of spring. The weather was actually nice enough for me to NOT wear a coat (YESSSSSSS NO FREAKY WEIRD NAVY BLUE SWEATSHIRT THAT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE THE GIRL ON SEVENTH HEAVEN!!!!!) and to read in my backyard. (the sun actually felt good, since I'm so used to being a recluse in my room like Hal in "Surviving the Applewhites". Hahaha, as if.)
Speaking of homeless people, Mr. Villiers got a haircut cuz he was convinced he looked like one. Maybe he experienced what Earl from "Pickles" did after he grew a fuzzy beard: people gave him money randomly. Actually, that wouldn't be so bad.
I am on a Maddie Finn obsession break. I just finished #7 and #17 (both equally dumb/funny. Lol I love the whole part where Maddie's like, "Maddie Demille. Mrs. Demille. Finnster Demille. Madison Jones. Mrs. Jones.") and now I'm on #18, and after that will come #19 and #20, which I've only read once cuz I just recently got them (I so have to get #21) and then I'll read all my other ones maybe, even tho I've read "Boy, oh boy" and "To Have and to Hold" 20,000 times. Yeah.
I have spring fever. Two more weeks to Spring Break. I'm not going to make it. I'm probably going to die.
Sunday, March 19, 2006
Rockin out to a garage band
Before I say anything else, I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVEN'T STRESSED HOW MUCH I HATE SYRACUSE!!!!! All right, I don't hate them, BUT COME ON!!! Losing to a 14 SEED? What's up with THAT? ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS BEAT INDIANA! INDIANA SO TOTALLY GOT SERVED!!!!!! Who's the man now? Duke could win it all!! HAHAHA! I wasn't home last night, did LSU kill Texas A&M? I hope so. Sorry, Bush, I just like LSU better.
My rabbit has super demon powers. He's learning to climb our chain link fence. And he took the undertaker's position...but it was all a trick and he wasn't dead. Nuts.
Okay, last night, I went to THE best concert I have probably ever been to with two of my FAVORITE bands (Stellar Kart and Falling Up, heck YEAH!) and a band I sort of like (Kutless is better in concert than on a CD, but whatever. Their lead singer needs to learn that he can't rap.), and a band that I'd never heard but are super pretty much awesome (the lead singer wore Cons.). But Amber gave like all my money to Jason, so I could only buy a wristband. :) lol like I care. It was like an old school wristband.
"Legacy" pretty much rocks my sainted socks. I started a new game and now have Mosaik (ADORABLE leopard appaloosa), ZickZack (disturbing name, phenomenal horse: awesome palomino), and Chess (super fast twin sister of Comet, I am so sure). Yeah. That's all I wanted to say. OH! Nathan is burning me "Meatshake". I dunno when, but he is. YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
My rabbit has super demon powers. He's learning to climb our chain link fence. And he took the undertaker's position...but it was all a trick and he wasn't dead. Nuts.
Okay, last night, I went to THE best concert I have probably ever been to with two of my FAVORITE bands (Stellar Kart and Falling Up, heck YEAH!) and a band I sort of like (Kutless is better in concert than on a CD, but whatever. Their lead singer needs to learn that he can't rap.), and a band that I'd never heard but are super pretty much awesome (the lead singer wore Cons.). But Amber gave like all my money to Jason, so I could only buy a wristband. :) lol like I care. It was like an old school wristband.
"Legacy" pretty much rocks my sainted socks. I started a new game and now have Mosaik (ADORABLE leopard appaloosa), ZickZack (disturbing name, phenomenal horse: awesome palomino), and Chess (super fast twin sister of Comet, I am so sure). Yeah. That's all I wanted to say. OH! Nathan is burning me "Meatshake". I dunno when, but he is. YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Friday, March 17, 2006
Squished muffins cause indigestion
It's true. I just had one that I got off of Megan and now I never want to hear the word "kidneys" ever again. Man. I forgot my gym clothes at school. Now they're going to smell. Really, really bad. Yeah.
Guess who had a pep assembly today? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! It was so lame, though, cuz the judges were so grade discriminating. "Oh, the 8th graders...didn't throw their items. AW, HECK WITH IT! SEVVIES ARE DISQUALIFIED!" -_- I mean, COME ON, what is up with that? And we were WAY louder than them in the loud contest thing (thanks to megaphones, Mrs. Moon, and sugar high girls) than the wedgies (of course freshman were louder than both of us, but that's cuz they populate like half the school and they have drums. Dumbness.) AND they got served in our lil contest. Guess who got third place? Not the wedgies. THE SEVVIES!!!!!!! Mrs. Sours agrees that it was grade discriminating, though. At least...I think she does. :( She WAS laughing at me...
Bla bla bla, IT'S ST. PATRICK'S DAY! Omg, it was so wrong, cuz I was wearing my green jacket and my red sevvie shirt and I totally resembled an olive. Ew. Don't try to eat me.
I think someone is taking my lunch money. Cuz I deposited $10 yesterday and spent $3.25, and today I only had $3 after spending $2.50 on lunch. Let's see...10 - 3.25 = 6.75. 6.75 - 2.25 = 4.50. NOT $3, lunch freak. Seriously, I didn't spend that 1.50, so who the heck DID? Grrr...that ticks me off.
Guess who had a pep assembly today? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! It was so lame, though, cuz the judges were so grade discriminating. "Oh, the 8th graders...didn't throw their items. AW, HECK WITH IT! SEVVIES ARE DISQUALIFIED!" -_- I mean, COME ON, what is up with that? And we were WAY louder than them in the loud contest thing (thanks to megaphones, Mrs. Moon, and sugar high girls) than the wedgies (of course freshman were louder than both of us, but that's cuz they populate like half the school and they have drums. Dumbness.) AND they got served in our lil contest. Guess who got third place? Not the wedgies. THE SEVVIES!!!!!!! Mrs. Sours agrees that it was grade discriminating, though. At least...I think she does. :( She WAS laughing at me...
Bla bla bla, IT'S ST. PATRICK'S DAY! Omg, it was so wrong, cuz I was wearing my green jacket and my red sevvie shirt and I totally resembled an olive. Ew. Don't try to eat me.
I think someone is taking my lunch money. Cuz I deposited $10 yesterday and spent $3.25, and today I only had $3 after spending $2.50 on lunch. Let's see...10 - 3.25 = 6.75. 6.75 - 2.25 = 4.50. NOT $3, lunch freak. Seriously, I didn't spend that 1.50, so who the heck DID? Grrr...that ticks me off.
Thursday, March 16, 2006
ZAG FEVERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Guess who totally beat Xavier? THE ZAGS DID!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! It was so close, then they totally pulled it off and won by like 5. YESSSSSSSSS! Duke's playing Southern tonight (Duke, you're my home state and you're a number 1 seed: YOU BETTER NOT LOSE!!!!) and Washington (HusKIES, HusKIES!) is playing Utah St. and Syracuse I think is playing, not sure, and I kinda forgot who they're playing. Sorry, Carmelo, I forgot the important details of your former team! My apologies.
I haven't said topping swank in a while. Should I start on a mad topping swank fest that's ripping, smashing, and ruddy awesome? I think so.
TOPPINGSWANKTOPPINGSWANKTOPPINGSWANKTOPPINGSWANKTOPPINGSWANK!!!! That was beautiful. Ripping, absolutely ripping. Topping swank. NAAN, ANOTHER ROUND OF NAAN FOR MY FRIENDS!
AAAAAAAAAAAH I FORGOT: Melissa totally got out last night on American Idol. FINALLY! That was what I'd been hoping for. It was between Ace (BOOOO Micheal Jackson impersonator!), Melissa (YOU'RE TONE DEAF AND YOU FORGOT STEVIE'S LYRICS! GO GET ATTACKED BY A REMORA ((which is a suckafish lol))!!), and Lisa (she's good, but Wednesday's performance was reaaaaaaaaaaaaally bad. She was like...pitchy the whole entire time.) (hey, it's all girls in the bottom three! Oh...sorry Ace.) and Ace was safe (duh), then guess who got out? MELISSA! HURRAY! Next, it should be Ace (tone deaf freaky GIRL!) or Kevin, then Kelly. I dislike her. "Kelly, you are what's known as a naughty little minx." I've disagreed with Simon so much this season it's not even funny. When he disses people, I usually agree cuz it's true/good advice, but what's with all the bad performances he's said were topping swank? As if he really says that, but STILL?
Pep assembly tomorrow. I can use my new Madonna dance steps. Lol. And St. Patrick's day. Can't wait.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Guess who totally beat Xavier? THE ZAGS DID!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! It was so close, then they totally pulled it off and won by like 5. YESSSSSSSSS! Duke's playing Southern tonight (Duke, you're my home state and you're a number 1 seed: YOU BETTER NOT LOSE!!!!) and Washington (HusKIES, HusKIES!) is playing Utah St. and Syracuse I think is playing, not sure, and I kinda forgot who they're playing. Sorry, Carmelo, I forgot the important details of your former team! My apologies.
I haven't said topping swank in a while. Should I start on a mad topping swank fest that's ripping, smashing, and ruddy awesome? I think so.
TOPPINGSWANKTOPPINGSWANKTOPPINGSWANKTOPPINGSWANKTOPPINGSWANK!!!! That was beautiful. Ripping, absolutely ripping. Topping swank. NAAN, ANOTHER ROUND OF NAAN FOR MY FRIENDS!
AAAAAAAAAAAH I FORGOT: Melissa totally got out last night on American Idol. FINALLY! That was what I'd been hoping for. It was between Ace (BOOOO Micheal Jackson impersonator!), Melissa (YOU'RE TONE DEAF AND YOU FORGOT STEVIE'S LYRICS! GO GET ATTACKED BY A REMORA ((which is a suckafish lol))!!), and Lisa (she's good, but Wednesday's performance was reaaaaaaaaaaaaally bad. She was like...pitchy the whole entire time.) (hey, it's all girls in the bottom three! Oh...sorry Ace.) and Ace was safe (duh), then guess who got out? MELISSA! HURRAY! Next, it should be Ace (tone deaf freaky GIRL!) or Kevin, then Kelly. I dislike her. "Kelly, you are what's known as a naughty little minx." I've disagreed with Simon so much this season it's not even funny. When he disses people, I usually agree cuz it's true/good advice, but what's with all the bad performances he's said were topping swank? As if he really says that, but STILL?
Pep assembly tomorrow. I can use my new Madonna dance steps. Lol. And St. Patrick's day. Can't wait.
My man Earl
School was pretty much super awesome today, because it was EARLY RELEASE, but early release days seem to go slower. :( Wait...lunch wasn't so awesome. Because I had two pieces of pizza (one cheese, one pepperoni), chocolate milk, and a "Smiley snack pack" of donuts. Ew. I thought it would be so worth it cuz I'm always so hungry at lunch. It wasn't. Not only that, the cheese pizza was all gross and stale and something was wrong with the sauce. And then I felt like I ate too much. But the pepperoni pizza was better than delicious. And I sat with Daniel for the first time in like forever. He doesn't beat me up anymore. But he eats salad with like a lot of cheese. It's kinda gross. And Donovan was eating this St. Patrick's Day burrito taco wrap thing. It was green. I swear, I thought I was going to throw up my disgusting stale spicy pizza. Lunch is for nourishment, not weight loss, thanks. Then I had to sit with Connor and Zech cuz these really loud/annoying girls stole my table while I was buying donuts. And Kenny came by and was all, "AAAAAH GET AWAY!" I guess being Lord of the Ducks is pretty intimidating. The end of lunch was all worth it. Cuz I ran into this freshman guy. This cool freshman guy. This certain good-looking freshman guy. But then I said, "Whoa, didn't see that one coming," while he was walking away. And he heard me and turned around and was like, "?"
Mrs. Moon has been abandoning us on Thursdays lately. It's kinda sad. But we had a semi-coolo sub. And I totally got all these discussions going about observations and stereotypes by telling stories about the time I asked a guy about alchohol in a hotel and how everyone thinks I'm a guy or they spell my name wrong. And when we were talking about the future actions of the character in the story, I almost got in trouble when I said, "He'd be all, 'Hey, my man Earl!'" Maybe it's because I didn't raise my hand.
I totally wasted my afternoon. :( Seriously, on early release days (aka every rockin Thursday) we get out at 12:30 and I get home about 12:40. But I decided to play "Legacy" and lost track of time for 2.5 hrs. Oh man. But it was slightly worth it. I'm doing really good (I started a new game, and I've won every show. Hehehehe) and I have three horses so far (I FINALLY got rid of Alpha, who was adorable but SLOW, and I GOT COCKY!!!!! I also have a horse named Darling Ox ((I know what's up with that)) who flies on jump courses, and a dumb but cute horse named Windy). But I have to get rid of one every time I want a new one now. :(
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG in PE we had to do this super dumb step aerobics routine. So here I am, blinking dumbfoundedly when this OLD PEOPLE MUSIC starts playing!!!! Okay, it wasn't that bad...but it was pretty bad. Seriously, "Rockin' Robin"? "Crocodile Rock"? WEIRD AND SCARY 80'S TUNES???????? But I had to do the exercises or it was detention. So Sam and I were doing these total Madonna moves that were slightly amusing. But it really stunk when Mr. Eathorne ended class early to let all the freshmen watch us. And they were all, "OMG YOU'RE DOING SO GOOD! HAHAHA!" Aaaaaaaaah I'd rather die. Then at the end we were doing these weird yoga poses where we had to raise our arms, so I was all, "Now put your hands in the air! And wave 'em like you just don't care. And if you think that Kelly is the best, let me hear you say, 'Oh yeah!' (Oh yeah!)" But I didn't get to start on the second verse. Cuz class was over and we got a 5 minute lecture on participation. And I'd forgotten the "sisters from New Delhi" part.
BULK AND SKULL ARE AWESOME! Yeah, I recently watched total old school Power Rangers.
Mrs. Moon has been abandoning us on Thursdays lately. It's kinda sad. But we had a semi-coolo sub. And I totally got all these discussions going about observations and stereotypes by telling stories about the time I asked a guy about alchohol in a hotel and how everyone thinks I'm a guy or they spell my name wrong. And when we were talking about the future actions of the character in the story, I almost got in trouble when I said, "He'd be all, 'Hey, my man Earl!'" Maybe it's because I didn't raise my hand.
I totally wasted my afternoon. :( Seriously, on early release days (aka every rockin Thursday) we get out at 12:30 and I get home about 12:40. But I decided to play "Legacy" and lost track of time for 2.5 hrs. Oh man. But it was slightly worth it. I'm doing really good (I started a new game, and I've won every show. Hehehehe) and I have three horses so far (I FINALLY got rid of Alpha, who was adorable but SLOW, and I GOT COCKY!!!!! I also have a horse named Darling Ox ((I know what's up with that)) who flies on jump courses, and a dumb but cute horse named Windy). But I have to get rid of one every time I want a new one now. :(
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG in PE we had to do this super dumb step aerobics routine. So here I am, blinking dumbfoundedly when this OLD PEOPLE MUSIC starts playing!!!! Okay, it wasn't that bad...but it was pretty bad. Seriously, "Rockin' Robin"? "Crocodile Rock"? WEIRD AND SCARY 80'S TUNES???????? But I had to do the exercises or it was detention. So Sam and I were doing these total Madonna moves that were slightly amusing. But it really stunk when Mr. Eathorne ended class early to let all the freshmen watch us. And they were all, "OMG YOU'RE DOING SO GOOD! HAHAHA!" Aaaaaaaaah I'd rather die. Then at the end we were doing these weird yoga poses where we had to raise our arms, so I was all, "Now put your hands in the air! And wave 'em like you just don't care. And if you think that Kelly is the best, let me hear you say, 'Oh yeah!' (Oh yeah!)" But I didn't get to start on the second verse. Cuz class was over and we got a 5 minute lecture on participation. And I'd forgotten the "sisters from New Delhi" part.
BULK AND SKULL ARE AWESOME! Yeah, I recently watched total old school Power Rangers.
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
How to dismantle an atomic bomb
We had to do this science lab today on cheek cells. Lol, it was pretty awesome, but I couldn't figure out where the stupid cells were. Then Mr. Griffith was all, "They're the orange things." Things I'd been staring at for three whole minutes. I'm sooooo mensa. When I was done, I watched the fish. There was a dead one on the bottom. I swear, he wasn't moving and he'd been in the same position, gills not pumping, for 10 minutes. Another one was trying to commit suicide by lying on the bottom and not breathing. But then he'd tip over or have to start breathing again. And those fish disappointed me by not eating their dead brother. :( That's no fun. As I was walking out, I saw Mr. Walker and I was gonna tell him, but what would I say? "Uh, Mr. Walker, one of your fish died. Oh yeah, and I think you better clean their fish tank, cuz another's trying to commit suicide." That would've gone over well. But Mr. Walker's cool like that. And smart. One day he's going to blow us all up with an atomic bomb. Or he'll build one and dismantle it. Like a U2 album. Lol.
Nathan is a liar. I can't find his blog. Just thought I'd say that.
"Shall we have some tea?" "Oh yes, that would be lovely." "I love tea in the afternoon." "I love tea, but we have to boil it." I swear, Nicholas Roget-King is like the best actor I have ever seen. And he's only 5 or something. I wonder if I could buy him off Ebay.
WHO BEAT "LEGACY"? Uh...THAT WOULD BE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA! It was awesome, I was doing SUPER bad in the Kingswood Tournament thing, but my magic locket that my grandma gave me and lucky horseshoe prevented me from LOSING AND I GOT 3RD! Which is REALLY GOOD for all you snickering bystanders. But it stunk, tho, cuz I had to ride Cindy in the tournament cuz she was the only horse I had that was 100% health when Queen's way faster. But whatever. We still won. And we kicked Melissa's butt in steeplechase. The end was super lame, tho. I ended up with John (YESSSSSS) and got Rosemond Hill from Mr. Willoughby or whatever, but it ended with me and John dancing. And there's a sequel to "Legacy" about Annie's sister Emma, but Annie is a waitress. HELLO? WHAT HAPPENED TO ROSEMOND HILL? WHAT ABOUT ALPHA? Dude, I'm so playing that game again cuz I WANT COCKTAIL! And maybe some different horses. Let's see...if I win each show...Cocktail, Cindy, unknown, Queen or Winner, and no horses after Kingswood. :(
Dude, what this blog needs is a link to an UGLY DUCKLING SONG! Or the REMORAS SONG! Chipmunks have enlisted the squirrels...but the ducks have the remoras. Lol, nm, it has to do with the war I have going on with Paul. Chipmunks vs. ducks. Ducks probably losing, but no one cares cuz they came first and everyone likes them more.
Nathan is a liar. I can't find his blog. Just thought I'd say that.
"Shall we have some tea?" "Oh yes, that would be lovely." "I love tea in the afternoon." "I love tea, but we have to boil it." I swear, Nicholas Roget-King is like the best actor I have ever seen. And he's only 5 or something. I wonder if I could buy him off Ebay.
WHO BEAT "LEGACY"? Uh...THAT WOULD BE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA! It was awesome, I was doing SUPER bad in the Kingswood Tournament thing, but my magic locket that my grandma gave me and lucky horseshoe prevented me from LOSING AND I GOT 3RD! Which is REALLY GOOD for all you snickering bystanders. But it stunk, tho, cuz I had to ride Cindy in the tournament cuz she was the only horse I had that was 100% health when Queen's way faster. But whatever. We still won. And we kicked Melissa's butt in steeplechase. The end was super lame, tho. I ended up with John (YESSSSSS) and got Rosemond Hill from Mr. Willoughby or whatever, but it ended with me and John dancing. And there's a sequel to "Legacy" about Annie's sister Emma, but Annie is a waitress. HELLO? WHAT HAPPENED TO ROSEMOND HILL? WHAT ABOUT ALPHA? Dude, I'm so playing that game again cuz I WANT COCKTAIL! And maybe some different horses. Let's see...if I win each show...Cocktail, Cindy, unknown, Queen or Winner, and no horses after Kingswood. :(
Dude, what this blog needs is a link to an UGLY DUCKLING SONG! Or the REMORAS SONG! Chipmunks have enlisted the squirrels...but the ducks have the remoras. Lol, nm, it has to do with the war I have going on with Paul. Chipmunks vs. ducks. Ducks probably losing, but no one cares cuz they came first and everyone likes them more.
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
"He didn't like your use of triplets in that rythm."
Did I spell rythm right? It looks wrong. Whatever, that's what Nathan said during dinner when William commented on my remora song, which basically goes as follows.
Remoras, remoras, I love the remoras, remoras, remoras, remoras are good.
But William said it was gross. When remoras are the sucker fish (lol suckafish) that stick to sharks like...those things that are plastic and stick with air? Whatever.
Interesting day again. Alex FINALLY stopped dissing my ducks (I don't really have ducks, but I stand on behalf of all ducks.) and Yoda and even acknowledged my ability to make him feel pain: "DON'T HURT ME!" And I didn't cuz I was laughing and walking too fast. Hehehehe.
Lol, my algebra teacher blew up so bad today. Well, he wasn't really mad, just frustrated, and he was kinda laughing, but it was unexpected from him. He was ranting about the evil sub that calls me a young man and stuff: "DID HE GIVE YOU THE CHAPTER TEST?" "Um...yes?" "HOW FRUSTRATING!" Then he calmed down and was like, "Oh, have you been running?" In fact, I had been. Not from the freshman that want me dead. We had a 12 minute run today. 16 laps, one better than last time. BOOYA!!
Apparently Nathan gots a blog. I wanna go read it. But not yet. Just thought I'd say that.
Note: Even though I will never see EITHER of these movies, Justin Bartha of "National Treasure" fame (aka Riley. YESSS!) is in "Failure to Launch" and Emilie de Raven is in "The Hills Have Eyes". I hope she dies first. Actually, that's mean, and besides, I don't think she does, cuz in the commercial, she's all (in a not-Australian accent), "WHERE'S MOMMA?" And then that scary hill miner person is like, "Hehe. Hehehe. Hehehe."
I had tomorrow's Twinkie today. :( It was good though. I did a paper on genetics. Billy read it and is convinced as I am that bunnies will take over the world. That's all, pretty much just like peace out.
Remoras, remoras, remoras, remoras...
Remoras, remoras, I love the remoras, remoras, remoras, remoras are good.
But William said it was gross. When remoras are the sucker fish (lol suckafish) that stick to sharks like...those things that are plastic and stick with air? Whatever.
Interesting day again. Alex FINALLY stopped dissing my ducks (I don't really have ducks, but I stand on behalf of all ducks.) and Yoda and even acknowledged my ability to make him feel pain: "DON'T HURT ME!" And I didn't cuz I was laughing and walking too fast. Hehehehe.
Lol, my algebra teacher blew up so bad today. Well, he wasn't really mad, just frustrated, and he was kinda laughing, but it was unexpected from him. He was ranting about the evil sub that calls me a young man and stuff: "DID HE GIVE YOU THE CHAPTER TEST?" "Um...yes?" "HOW FRUSTRATING!" Then he calmed down and was like, "Oh, have you been running?" In fact, I had been. Not from the freshman that want me dead. We had a 12 minute run today. 16 laps, one better than last time. BOOYA!!
Apparently Nathan gots a blog. I wanna go read it. But not yet. Just thought I'd say that.
Note: Even though I will never see EITHER of these movies, Justin Bartha of "National Treasure" fame (aka Riley. YESSS!) is in "Failure to Launch" and Emilie de Raven is in "The Hills Have Eyes". I hope she dies first. Actually, that's mean, and besides, I don't think she does, cuz in the commercial, she's all (in a not-Australian accent), "WHERE'S MOMMA?" And then that scary hill miner person is like, "Hehe. Hehehe. Hehehe."
I had tomorrow's Twinkie today. :( It was good though. I did a paper on genetics. Billy read it and is convinced as I am that bunnies will take over the world. That's all, pretty much just like peace out.
Remoras, remoras, remoras, remoras...
Monday, March 13, 2006
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Lol, everyone at Youth Group hates my guts now. Hahaha. I find it highly amusing.
No, really, I swear, check out this link. It's probably the coolest thing you'll ever see in your lifetime: http://www.phrozenflame.com/flashclip/3. Note: It might take a little while to load. It did on my cpu, anyway. And then Nathan refreshed it. And it took longer. :(
Okay. I haven't been on in three days cuz 1. I've become addicted to the infamous/unheard of cpu game "Legacy of Rosemond Hill". It has THE worst graphics ever and the main character (that you have to be. Btw, it's a girl; no choosing sexes.) is really stupid, but I swear, it's the funnest game I've ever played. For now. whatever. Also 2. Yesterday I was going to write, but the previous day, I spent probably a good 4 hours of my 10 hour day (woke up at 10, went to bed at 10) playing "Legacy" and I felt really guilty cuz I hadn't read my Bible at all, even though my schedule was totally empty (like in the Stellar Kart song "Spending Time") and I told God I would spend time with him and not go on the computer at all whatsoever, along with forgoing my video game and Gameboy (like I play that anymore) priveleges as well. But it was all good.
Saturday: My bunny goes officially AWOL for 15 or so minutes. Then my dad discovers he's under the wood pile platform. But he won't come out. So we have to wait for him. He did it again today and I got so mad that I just left him out there. Eventually he got hungry and started eating grass OUTSIDE THE PLATFORM (or rather, out from under), but when he saw Dad, he freaked out and ran under the platform. I REALLY hate that rodent. >:(
Um...starting a novel. About a farm. Yeah. Don't ask. But it's awesome. I think that's probably my life aspiration: to become either a novelist/author/writer like the depressed kid in my book/whatever or a farmer. As long as I can wait till 5 to get up. Cuz on Harvest Moon, the animals don't wake up till 6. It's all a lie. Which isn't very nice.
School: Interesting. My mom's still teaching HIV/AIDS training in all the 7th and smoe of the 8th grade science classes. She's cool, but everyone seriously acts like I don't know who she is. "OMG, LAUREN, THAT'S YOUR MOM!" "I KNOW, Alex." "LAUREN, THAT'S YOUR MOM!" "Thanks Tim." "Dude, last year, I asked if you had to eat a monkey to get AIDS!" "Seriously?" Yeah. Basically. Freshman guys: still weird/Zanth obsessed/semi good-looking/very good-looking.
No, really, I swear, check out this link. It's probably the coolest thing you'll ever see in your lifetime: http://www.phrozenflame.com/flashclip/3. Note: It might take a little while to load. It did on my cpu, anyway. And then Nathan refreshed it. And it took longer. :(
Okay. I haven't been on in three days cuz 1. I've become addicted to the infamous/unheard of cpu game "Legacy of Rosemond Hill". It has THE worst graphics ever and the main character (that you have to be. Btw, it's a girl; no choosing sexes.) is really stupid, but I swear, it's the funnest game I've ever played. For now. whatever. Also 2. Yesterday I was going to write, but the previous day, I spent probably a good 4 hours of my 10 hour day (woke up at 10, went to bed at 10) playing "Legacy" and I felt really guilty cuz I hadn't read my Bible at all, even though my schedule was totally empty (like in the Stellar Kart song "Spending Time") and I told God I would spend time with him and not go on the computer at all whatsoever, along with forgoing my video game and Gameboy (like I play that anymore) priveleges as well. But it was all good.
Saturday: My bunny goes officially AWOL for 15 or so minutes. Then my dad discovers he's under the wood pile platform. But he won't come out. So we have to wait for him. He did it again today and I got so mad that I just left him out there. Eventually he got hungry and started eating grass OUTSIDE THE PLATFORM (or rather, out from under), but when he saw Dad, he freaked out and ran under the platform. I REALLY hate that rodent. >:(
Um...starting a novel. About a farm. Yeah. Don't ask. But it's awesome. I think that's probably my life aspiration: to become either a novelist/author/writer like the depressed kid in my book/whatever or a farmer. As long as I can wait till 5 to get up. Cuz on Harvest Moon, the animals don't wake up till 6. It's all a lie. Which isn't very nice.
School: Interesting. My mom's still teaching HIV/AIDS training in all the 7th and smoe of the 8th grade science classes. She's cool, but everyone seriously acts like I don't know who she is. "OMG, LAUREN, THAT'S YOUR MOM!" "I KNOW, Alex." "LAUREN, THAT'S YOUR MOM!" "Thanks Tim." "Dude, last year, I asked if you had to eat a monkey to get AIDS!" "Seriously?" Yeah. Basically. Freshman guys: still weird/Zanth obsessed/semi good-looking/very good-looking.
Friday, March 10, 2006
No school day wasted by 13-year-old Harvest Moon prodigy
Let's see:
Today, I slept in till 10:00, had breakfast, read the comics, went on the cpu, ate lunch, listened to ALOT of music (okay okay, two CDs), and now I'm back on the cpu. And the day is basically over. I still have to practice, but I feel as tho the day was wasted. Maybe that's just me.
I still have that undeniable urge to make cookies. Chocolate chip cookies, to be precise. Exact. Topping swank. Whoa, where'd that come from? Bunco tonight. Only *sniff* 5 HOURS AWAY! I can't wait that long! And I have a bunch of library books, but they're all kinda boring. Actually, those sappy Nancy Drews look promising, but "The Animal Family", the weird book about witches and Puritans, and the whole Oz series look veeeeeeeeeeeery boring. Unless I can get through "Ozma of Oz". Don't get me wrong, I actually love this book. It's just that I've read it...3 or 4 times. And Dorothy's accent BOTHERS ME! Maybe I just don't like Kansasans. But I can't say that to my dad. Kansas is his Texas. Don't mess with Texas. Which reminds me of Bucky...whom I don't exactly want to think about.
Um...I practiced the drum parts for "Life is good"........and that's it. I'm not skilled yet. But I've got the basic drum beat down. I think. Like that white girl who was all, "I can lay down a beat and rap." It's like, "I'm white, and I CAN'T lay down a beat and rap!" I can't dance, either. WPCD: white people can't dance. But I can dance superioror to what I could before. I just like...was able and it was like...*about to quote "Sky High"* BAM! Will: Well, that's great...what is it? Zack: You'll have to wait and see like everyone else. Come on, it's not like you've ever powered up in front of us.
Must practice piano. Cuz I actually enjoy it. See ya.
Today, I slept in till 10:00, had breakfast, read the comics, went on the cpu, ate lunch, listened to ALOT of music (okay okay, two CDs), and now I'm back on the cpu. And the day is basically over. I still have to practice, but I feel as tho the day was wasted. Maybe that's just me.
I still have that undeniable urge to make cookies. Chocolate chip cookies, to be precise. Exact. Topping swank. Whoa, where'd that come from? Bunco tonight. Only *sniff* 5 HOURS AWAY! I can't wait that long! And I have a bunch of library books, but they're all kinda boring. Actually, those sappy Nancy Drews look promising, but "The Animal Family", the weird book about witches and Puritans, and the whole Oz series look veeeeeeeeeeeery boring. Unless I can get through "Ozma of Oz". Don't get me wrong, I actually love this book. It's just that I've read it...3 or 4 times. And Dorothy's accent BOTHERS ME! Maybe I just don't like Kansasans. But I can't say that to my dad. Kansas is his Texas. Don't mess with Texas. Which reminds me of Bucky...whom I don't exactly want to think about.
Um...I practiced the drum parts for "Life is good"........and that's it. I'm not skilled yet. But I've got the basic drum beat down. I think. Like that white girl who was all, "I can lay down a beat and rap." It's like, "I'm white, and I CAN'T lay down a beat and rap!" I can't dance, either. WPCD: white people can't dance. But I can dance superioror to what I could before. I just like...was able and it was like...*about to quote "Sky High"* BAM! Will: Well, that's great...what is it? Zack: You'll have to wait and see like everyone else. Come on, it's not like you've ever powered up in front of us.
Must practice piano. Cuz I actually enjoy it. See ya.
American Idol - who I hate and more
Yes, I happen to be a HUGE American Idol addict. But what made me SUPER mad last night is some of my favorite people didn't make it, some of the bad-I-only-stay-here-cuz-I-don't-wear-much-clothing people did, and one time it was between two of my favorite people and only one could make it. Anyway...
Judges: I hate Paula. A lot. She's tone deaf, wears clothes that make her body look thirty and her 89, and has to be nice to everyone. Even the people that stunk.
Randy is cool. And he used to be in a band. Nuff said.
Simon could've been my older brother in another life. I seriously agree with everything (all right, most everything; I thought what he said about Kelly being a naughty little minx was a lie. I dislike her.) he says. And he's British. But anti-American. I think he'd be good friends with Billie Joe.
Girls: I liked Ayla, but she's gone. :( Now the only people I like are Lisa, Mandisa (heck yes), Paris ("I love you, Chicken Little!"), and Catherine. Kelly is like the next Carrie Underwood. No, that's not a good thing. I didn't like Carrie Underwood either. And Melissa's not very good. She shouldn't have gotten through.
Guys: Gedeon got out - THAT MADE ME SOOOOO MAAAAAAAD! It's like, COME ON, you could've voted out Ace (he's full of himself, ugly, AND he can't sing. Wth, Micheal Jackson? Looooser. LOL, that was totally "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody": "He may have been a Windsor, but you are a loooooser.") and Kevin (not very good, sings like a 16-year-old opera wannabe, and isn't sexy/a sex symbol, which is just gross. Paula, you're 89, leave the boy alone.), but noooooo, you had to vote out my favorite guy (well, not my favorite; everyone besides Ace, Kevin, and Will were my favorite ((minus the people (((minus Patrick, loved him))) who got out))). I actually LIKED his smile and he can sing better than the average MICHEAL JACKSON LOSER NAMED ACE WHO'S A TOTAL FREAK AND I HATE HIS HAIR AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!! I love Taylor! I dance just like that. And he plays wicked harmonica. And he's pro Easter bunny. Bucky is hilarious. "Chicken is chicken and biscuit is biscuit. When I open up a menu here, it's like French." And he has a twin brother, which totally surprised me. Only I can actually tell them apart. :O Whoa I must be like MAGIC or something. Chris is awesome. He should totally sing for Lighthouse or something. Elliot = total hottie. And he's probably the best male vocalist on the whole show. LOL, he looks just like my brother. Only without the beard. Yeah.
Whoa, what was with Bo's performance last night? He was like flat the whole time (didn't I say that in my last post? *shrugs* Whatever.). Only I got in trouble when I suggested he might be drunk. Sorry.
Something that has nothing to do with American Idol: "Here comes Heavenly" is seriously the best book I've ever read. Besides "The Princesses of Atlantis" and "Capt. Hook". Yeah. But seriously. She's like, a pixie or something who likes heavy metal. Pretty much sweet. Except...am I the only person on this planet who's bothered by Korn? *at a Korn concert* Lead singer: "AAAAAAAAAAAH I DID IT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND! THEN I KILLED HER!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *does a crowd dive* LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *bass player does a Brian Calcara* *lead singer does Gene Simmons tongue thing* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Judges: I hate Paula. A lot. She's tone deaf, wears clothes that make her body look thirty and her 89, and has to be nice to everyone. Even the people that stunk.
Randy is cool. And he used to be in a band. Nuff said.
Simon could've been my older brother in another life. I seriously agree with everything (all right, most everything; I thought what he said about Kelly being a naughty little minx was a lie. I dislike her.) he says. And he's British. But anti-American. I think he'd be good friends with Billie Joe.
Girls: I liked Ayla, but she's gone. :( Now the only people I like are Lisa, Mandisa (heck yes), Paris ("I love you, Chicken Little!"), and Catherine. Kelly is like the next Carrie Underwood. No, that's not a good thing. I didn't like Carrie Underwood either. And Melissa's not very good. She shouldn't have gotten through.
Guys: Gedeon got out - THAT MADE ME SOOOOO MAAAAAAAD! It's like, COME ON, you could've voted out Ace (he's full of himself, ugly, AND he can't sing. Wth, Micheal Jackson? Looooser. LOL, that was totally "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody": "He may have been a Windsor, but you are a loooooser.") and Kevin (not very good, sings like a 16-year-old opera wannabe, and isn't sexy/a sex symbol, which is just gross. Paula, you're 89, leave the boy alone.), but noooooo, you had to vote out my favorite guy (well, not my favorite; everyone besides Ace, Kevin, and Will were my favorite ((minus the people (((minus Patrick, loved him))) who got out))). I actually LIKED his smile and he can sing better than the average MICHEAL JACKSON LOSER NAMED ACE WHO'S A TOTAL FREAK AND I HATE HIS HAIR AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!! I love Taylor! I dance just like that. And he plays wicked harmonica. And he's pro Easter bunny. Bucky is hilarious. "Chicken is chicken and biscuit is biscuit. When I open up a menu here, it's like French." And he has a twin brother, which totally surprised me. Only I can actually tell them apart. :O Whoa I must be like MAGIC or something. Chris is awesome. He should totally sing for Lighthouse or something. Elliot = total hottie. And he's probably the best male vocalist on the whole show. LOL, he looks just like my brother. Only without the beard. Yeah.
Whoa, what was with Bo's performance last night? He was like flat the whole time (didn't I say that in my last post? *shrugs* Whatever.). Only I got in trouble when I suggested he might be drunk. Sorry.
Something that has nothing to do with American Idol: "Here comes Heavenly" is seriously the best book I've ever read. Besides "The Princesses of Atlantis" and "Capt. Hook". Yeah. But seriously. She's like, a pixie or something who likes heavy metal. Pretty much sweet. Except...am I the only person on this planet who's bothered by Korn? *at a Korn concert* Lead singer: "AAAAAAAAAAAH I DID IT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND! THEN I KILLED HER!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *does a crowd dive* LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *bass player does a Brian Calcara* *lead singer does Gene Simmons tongue thing* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Thursday, March 09, 2006
Weathermen lie (it's proven)
I woke up this morning, all happy and hoping there would be a 2 hour delay. Guess what - THERE WASN'T! Of course, I shouldn't have got my hopes up. In fact, I stopped believing in snow quite a while ago. But COME ON! It was an early release day (Thursday) and there had been a two hour delay, there only would've been 3 HOURS AND 15 MINUTES OF SCHOOL! But no. They gave us a whole 2 hours more. :( Not fair. I hate weathermen. They're rotting liars.
Anyway. School. Um, I laughed my head off in LAR/SS block. Can't say why. Would get in huge trouble.
Uhhhhh.......................................I HAD PIZZA! Well, that's exciting to me! I LOVE pizza! :( I can't think of anything that happened today. Oh yeah.
My algebra teacher ROX so bad. Seriously, he actually called this one kid retarded and that's something you don't expect from a Santa-like nice guy who could beat you up. And he gave us this WASL question that was SUPER EASY! It's my first year of WASL testing and if it's this easy, I get 2 ELECTIVES NEXT YEAR! WHOOOOO! FRENCH AND ADVANCED BAND, HERE I COME! Yes, I'm taking French. Spanish is lame.
Anyway. School. Um, I laughed my head off in LAR/SS block. Can't say why. Would get in huge trouble.
Uhhhhh.......................................I HAD PIZZA! Well, that's exciting to me! I LOVE pizza! :( I can't think of anything that happened today. Oh yeah.
My algebra teacher ROX so bad. Seriously, he actually called this one kid retarded and that's something you don't expect from a Santa-like nice guy who could beat you up. And he gave us this WASL question that was SUPER EASY! It's my first year of WASL testing and if it's this easy, I get 2 ELECTIVES NEXT YEAR! WHOOOOO! FRENCH AND ADVANCED BAND, HERE I COME! Yes, I'm taking French. Spanish is lame.
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
School daaaaaaaaze
About today: Was NOT in any way normal. Not only is my mom still at school (pretty cool, except for everyone telling me she's my mom. Like I don't know. Um, duh, I've known her for several years...no, make that 13!!!!!!!! Duh.), but we had a loooooooooong fire drill today. It all started when we started smelling this acrid disgusting stench in science 1st period. So my science teacher (I got a cool science teacher this semester. He has one hair on his head and likes to call us all muffins. :) ) picks up the phone and calls the front office (and possibly the fire department, I'm not sure), telling them there's possibly a fire downstairs. So the fire alarm goes off - BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! - and everyone runs outside. I had to lug ALL my stuff around with me, including my rotting backpack. But it was awesome cuz the first person I run into as soon as I exit the building? Oh yeah. A hot freshman. Which is rare. For freshman. ANYWAY. We had to stand outside for like half an hour, then go into the gym (there were all these firetrucks and police officers outside. I waved and asked for a burger. They just laughed at me like that guy from Fedex when I asked him about French benefits) so we could waaaait for a long time till the building was safe. 9:05: the building is safe. So THEN my whole science class went into the home ec room and waited. 2nd period was almost over, even tho we hadn't even started it. But instead of letting us go to third period (PE for me, which I actually LIKE), they made us go to 2nd period for 20 minutes (a complete waste of time), THEN go to 3rd period for 20 minutes, then everything was back on schedule. Dumbness.
So at PE, I'm FINALLY all dressed when the scary gym teacher (a woman, btw, or she wouldn't be allowed in the locker room) comes in and says, "PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON! We're not suiting up today!" Thanks for that. So I spend another few minutes throwing my clothes BACK ON, then running out the door semi-Conless. We ended up playing basketball. I can't shoot very well - something I definitely need to work on - but I can dribble pretty good. Guess when class ended: RIGHT as I got up the courage to play Bump with the freshman and other kids from my class. Shoot.
I must've been more tired than I thought I was cuz as soon as I got home, I turned on the cpu, saw it didn't work, and started screaming how much I hated its ruddy guts. It turns out the cpu wasn't ON. Nice going, genius.
I REALLY feel the need to make cookies. It's like some Betty Crocker urge lying deep within me. The cookie dough calls my name... It's caaaalling me... :( We don't have chocolate chips. Dumbness. Oh. I DO have a whole sweet pile of lovely books that's like 3 feet high. Topping swank good form, oppidan scugs. Ripping, absolutely ripping.
So at PE, I'm FINALLY all dressed when the scary gym teacher (a woman, btw, or she wouldn't be allowed in the locker room) comes in and says, "PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON! We're not suiting up today!" Thanks for that. So I spend another few minutes throwing my clothes BACK ON, then running out the door semi-Conless. We ended up playing basketball. I can't shoot very well - something I definitely need to work on - but I can dribble pretty good. Guess when class ended: RIGHT as I got up the courage to play Bump with the freshman and other kids from my class. Shoot.
I must've been more tired than I thought I was cuz as soon as I got home, I turned on the cpu, saw it didn't work, and started screaming how much I hated its ruddy guts. It turns out the cpu wasn't ON. Nice going, genius.
I REALLY feel the need to make cookies. It's like some Betty Crocker urge lying deep within me. The cookie dough calls my name... It's caaaalling me... :( We don't have chocolate chips. Dumbness. Oh. I DO have a whole sweet pile of lovely books that's like 3 feet high. Topping swank good form, oppidan scugs. Ripping, absolutely ripping.
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
Nice crunchy dog tags - Yum!
How come I always get inspired right after I get off line...and after about 10 minutes of pure Solitaire? Anyway...
I realized people don't like to talk to me. Even if we are linked by alphabetical order...or the instrument known as THE DRUM SET!!! (*cough cough JASON cough cough*) Oh well. Go eat a dog tag.
Actually, I won't say that, cuz I like dog tags. I had one, but it was gross and fake and sparkly and it had a HEART on it and I was like, "...NO!!" I can't find any cool ones, but I would wear one. Like the one in my ATF book that says "Mad Dog Branzillo" after the "A Swiftly Tilting Planet" character dude man.
About the people thing...actually, some people talk to me. Of course, Daniel also beats me up, but whatever, I always win and one time I almost broke his nose. It was kinda funny but he got really mad and kept glaring at me in disbelief. Then he wasn't mad, but his nose hurt. It was your fault, don't hold that trumpet case so close to your nose. Oh yeah, and Alex makes fun of ducks and Yoda cuz he knows I HATE THAT!!! So I attempted to hurt him in PE. It didn't work. He was cracking up and "protecting himself" while I was trying to knee him to death. Ooooh, I can see the headlines now: SEVENTH GRADER KNEES FELLOW STUDENT TO DEATH FOR INSULTING JEDI MASTER. They didn't even mention the DUCKS! >:( That's not very nice. :(
I realized people don't like to talk to me. Even if we are linked by alphabetical order...or the instrument known as THE DRUM SET!!! (*cough cough JASON cough cough*) Oh well. Go eat a dog tag.
Actually, I won't say that, cuz I like dog tags. I had one, but it was gross and fake and sparkly and it had a HEART on it and I was like, "...NO!!" I can't find any cool ones, but I would wear one. Like the one in my ATF book that says "Mad Dog Branzillo" after the "A Swiftly Tilting Planet" character dude man.
About the people thing...actually, some people talk to me. Of course, Daniel also beats me up, but whatever, I always win and one time I almost broke his nose. It was kinda funny but he got really mad and kept glaring at me in disbelief. Then he wasn't mad, but his nose hurt. It was your fault, don't hold that trumpet case so close to your nose. Oh yeah, and Alex makes fun of ducks and Yoda cuz he knows I HATE THAT!!! So I attempted to hurt him in PE. It didn't work. He was cracking up and "protecting himself" while I was trying to knee him to death. Ooooh, I can see the headlines now: SEVENTH GRADER KNEES FELLOW STUDENT TO DEATH FOR INSULTING JEDI MASTER. They didn't even mention the DUCKS! >:( That's not very nice. :(
"Stevie Wonder was. Look at him now..."
Lol, that's what I said when I was talking to my mom during our recent little walk. We were being stalked by a black cat (well, my mom was; it kept running it front of her, slamming against her legs, getting stepped on, and lying on the sidewalk in front of her) and I asked if I should spit over my shoulder (I'm not superstitious; that was a smelly cat. Then I should say spit/puke.) The following converstion ensued.
Mom: No, I'm not worried.
Me: Stevie Wonder was. Look at him now.
Mom: Yeah. A millionare...
Me: ...with ugly hair. AND he's blind!
Yeah. Anyways...
BACK AT SCHOOL! I could've written yesterday, but nothing really exciting happened. And I didn't want to. And I was tired. And I'd just gone to the library and acquired a plastic bag stuffed full for my efforts. Topping swank.
Today, however: My friend came back after a few months of goneness. I almost got robbed by a freshman (they switched to their account while the lunchlady was typing in my 10.00 check. Get your own, drooly.). I practiced doing the Matrix with a bunch of guys in my LAR/SS block. We couldn't go very far. OH! And I'm COMPLETELY done with my rainforest essay. Now I have to make up a lot of science and a 12 minute run. CURSES!
Mom: No, I'm not worried.
Me: Stevie Wonder was. Look at him now.
Mom: Yeah. A millionare...
Me: ...with ugly hair. AND he's blind!
Yeah. Anyways...
BACK AT SCHOOL! I could've written yesterday, but nothing really exciting happened. And I didn't want to. And I was tired. And I'd just gone to the library and acquired a plastic bag stuffed full for my efforts. Topping swank.
Today, however: My friend came back after a few months of goneness. I almost got robbed by a freshman (they switched to their account while the lunchlady was typing in my 10.00 check. Get your own, drooly.). I practiced doing the Matrix with a bunch of guys in my LAR/SS block. We couldn't go very far. OH! And I'm COMPLETELY done with my rainforest essay. Now I have to make up a lot of science and a 12 minute run. CURSES!
Sunday, March 05, 2006
ConTAGIOUS
I think I caught this weird not having anything to write about from Emily. -_- Oh well, now that I'm going back to school, I'll actually have something to write about. And my mom's going to be there teaching. Oh well, that'll be interesting. And temporary. I keep getting reminded of that by all my teachers, especially my PE teacher, who STILL calls me "Ms. Lesley". "Ms. Lesley's not here today?" "Um, I'm right here, and there IS an h." "Right, Ms. Lesley."
I suddenly have "Back in the day" stuck in my head. At least that means Grits is no longer in there.
....but it's all gravy, in third yesterday, I'm gonna ask out the lady, I got my paper and my pencil, now whoop, here I go. "Will you go out with me, check yes or no." I'm feeling all slick when I handed her out the note. "I told you ten times already no. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!" "But-"
I suddenly have "Back in the day" stuck in my head. At least that means Grits is no longer in there.
....but it's all gravy, in third yesterday, I'm gonna ask out the lady, I got my paper and my pencil, now whoop, here I go. "Will you go out with me, check yes or no." I'm feeling all slick when I handed her out the note. "I told you ten times already no. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!" "But-"
:O NOT topping swank!
I can't believe it. DUKE LOST TO NORTH CAROLINA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOSE UNTIL AFTER THE NCAA CHART IS UP!!! >:( Talk about not topping swank.
Okay. Aside from that...nothing? Oh yeah, school tomorrow. :P But it's only a four day week. Yay! And I need to write notes for our "encouragement envelopes". And...youth band and stuff? Ooh, busy day. Yeah, that's kinda it...
Okay. Aside from that...nothing? Oh yeah, school tomorrow. :P But it's only a four day week. Yay! And I need to write notes for our "encouragement envelopes". And...youth band and stuff? Ooh, busy day. Yeah, that's kinda it...
Saturday, March 04, 2006
March Madness vs. the Academy Awards...Stewie refs
I FORGOT! I COMPLETELY FORGOT! It's MARCH MADNESS, everybody!!!! How could I forget that??? I'M GOING CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm better now. Anyway, I just wanted to cheer on my four favorite teams:
Gonzaga (duh, love you Zags), Duke, Huskies (my home team), and Syracuse (Carmelo used to play for them)
Anyway...
The Oscars are tomorrow. Like I care. Who in their right minds, would sit down on their couch in front of their TV for 7 hours watching Felicity Huffman walk around without a top? Okay, with half a top? Guess which half? I'll give you a hint: it's not the top half. Are we cool? Okay? Okay. Actually, if I have nothing to do tomorrow afternoon, save practice, and try to find a book to read for 75 minutes of my precious life (I've read "Lightsabers" several times, don't think I'm gonna read it again), I might watch the Oscars.
The Red M&M dude says never be without an entourage. Um, okay, there's Blizzard, the limited time edition Queen Amidala action figure, Lil BK Mace, Aslan... *glares at giggling "Desperate Housewife" stars* Shut up! So my entourage consists of stuffed animals and Star Wars collectibles! At least Queen Amidala has flawless skin, EVA! *Eva Longoria slinks away*
Lol, in my supreme boredom, yesterday, I actually played "Harvest Moon". It's, um, quite boring. Yeah. That's all I have to say.
I'm better now. Anyway, I just wanted to cheer on my four favorite teams:
Gonzaga (duh, love you Zags), Duke, Huskies (my home team), and Syracuse (Carmelo used to play for them)
Anyway...
The Oscars are tomorrow. Like I care. Who in their right minds, would sit down on their couch in front of their TV for 7 hours watching Felicity Huffman walk around without a top? Okay, with half a top? Guess which half? I'll give you a hint: it's not the top half. Are we cool? Okay? Okay. Actually, if I have nothing to do tomorrow afternoon, save practice, and try to find a book to read for 75 minutes of my precious life (I've read "Lightsabers" several times, don't think I'm gonna read it again), I might watch the Oscars.
The Red M&M dude says never be without an entourage. Um, okay, there's Blizzard, the limited time edition Queen Amidala action figure, Lil BK Mace, Aslan... *glares at giggling "Desperate Housewife" stars* Shut up! So my entourage consists of stuffed animals and Star Wars collectibles! At least Queen Amidala has flawless skin, EVA! *Eva Longoria slinks away*
Lol, in my supreme boredom, yesterday, I actually played "Harvest Moon". It's, um, quite boring. Yeah. That's all I have to say.
Friday, March 03, 2006
"I've devoted my life to anime after having contracted cholera..."
Notice the quotation marks. Meaning I didn't really say that (it's actually from a Princess Diaries book). And I probably never will, because I greatly dislike anime (or most of it) and would rather watch "Ellen" than "Ranma". Of course that makes my dad kinda mad.
Guess what...I MISSED FOUR DAYS OF SCHOOL THIS WEEK! Today would be my fourth. Now William has cholera, too. We both feel disgusting. Or maybe that's because we had ice cream for breakfast after my mom went to work.
Is it true that all computers hate me? Because I can't get on AIM on this stupid thing. >:( Curse you, pop up blocker!
Darn. Sarai was right. After a month of no Blogger, video games, or "Josie and the Pussycats" (my loss), it all seems kind of pointless. All the exceedingly witty things I'm sure I had in mind no longer exist. I need a burger.
Guess what...I MISSED FOUR DAYS OF SCHOOL THIS WEEK! Today would be my fourth. Now William has cholera, too. We both feel disgusting. Or maybe that's because we had ice cream for breakfast after my mom went to work.
Is it true that all computers hate me? Because I can't get on AIM on this stupid thing. >:( Curse you, pop up blocker!
Darn. Sarai was right. After a month of no Blogger, video games, or "Josie and the Pussycats" (my loss), it all seems kind of pointless. All the exceedingly witty things I'm sure I had in mind no longer exist. I need a burger.
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