Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Death threats and twelve Mississippis

Seeing 40 comments on one post is pretty intimidating. I was thinking coming-of-age teen drama gone wrong. You know, the one's where the girl ALWAYS has a diary and it's posted on myspace, or scandalous pictures are taken of her and people start calling her Virgin Mary (heh heh, totally "Walk to Remember"). I was like, "Wth, I don't have a diary? Did someone photoshop me into a porn flick?"
That's my cardio workout for today.
Lol. I love listening to the radio/watching TV with my dad.
Me: *drying dishes*
Dad: *washing dishes*
Radio: Are you STRUGGLING to attain sexual performance?
Dad: AH-AH-AH-AH-AH! *turns down radio*
Me: *can still hear the entire commercial*
Lol. I love the weird Dad-noise he always makes whenever anything sexual comes up. Only, when it's with his relatives, he laughs along. If it's Mad TV or SNL, it's the Dad-noise. "AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!"
Who came up with that commercial? Maybe it's something a lot of people are bad at and they just have to deal with. Whatever happened to being true to yourself?
Aaaaaaaaaand I can't believe I just said that.
HA I bought Chick and Pepper jeans. They're amazing. I also bought an emo sweater (with a hood, yo), another thermal, and two random shirts. Cuz I'm worth it. Not.
But my mom was freaking out because she bought all that and a bunch of stuff for William and it was all under $100. Wow. We're good.
So she bought us these gross imitation Coke gummies (not like the delicious Haribo kind) and banana taffy and let me play Guitar Hero at Software ETC, where I mutilated a Guns 'N Roses song. Ouch. And William was like, "You killed it!" Um, hello, I just moved up to medium, and it was my first time playing that song. He still mutilates songs he's played ten times each. And I'M the bad one. :P

9 comments:

Matt Wilson said...

mwahahahaha yeah there were a few comments...

Matt Wilson said...

the new Mae cd entered the charts at #40 o.o

Matt Wilson said...

and I really want to hear this "dad noise" it sounds really entertaining.

Lauren said...

40? is that good or bad?
um, i'm thinking you'll never hear the dad noise.

RRock_With_It said...

Lol my dad does that too.

Matt Wilson said...

hmm...you'll have to immitate it for me then cause it sounds really entertaining.

Lauren said...

or you could jump in my dad's car and wait for a viagra commercial to come on the radio.
is it something all dads do?

Matt Wilson said...

no I don't think so because I'm pretty sure my dad does not do that...maybe my mom lol

Lauren said...

but then it would be the mom-noise.
hm...maybe your dad has found a way to buck the system.