Let's kill Jeffy!!

I just went online to get the latest Blogthings, and how innacurate could you get??

You Are No Swimsuit

You are totally, completely comfortable with your body. And you're not judgmental about other people's bodies either. You are connected to nature. You feel best when you are outdoors. You are a serene and peaceful person. You focus on what's truly important... not material possessions.

What Kind of Swimsuit Are You?

Yeah, if only you knew how UNcomfortable I am about my body.

You Are Ketchup

You are easy going and very measured in your approach to life. Popular and well liked, you get along with everyone. Seriously, everyone loves you! Your taste tends to be pretty mainstream American. You go for the classic favorites: burgers, fries, and apple pie. You get along best with mustard and mayonnaise personalities.

What Condiment Are You?

I don't even like ketchup, or even condiments in general.

Nathan just bought a PS3, but he only has one game: Guitar Hero. We've been playing that nonstop since yesterday. William and I created a band called Stump (yes, named after Patrick), and we're already battling for our souls in hell. But I can't beat the stupid battle with Lou. It's pretty dang hard. Even on MEDIUM.

Now I'm no longer alone

The song "Blue Moon" makes me smile. No clue why.
"Leader of the Pack" is dumb...and super depressing.
As is "How to Save A Life".
I'm addicted to the Wii now.
I played it for the first time at Alexis' house and it's pretty amazing. Especially Wii Sports and Mario Party.
Yaaah High-Spirited Duo!!
My family has the old school "Game of Life" from the 80's, so the highest salary is $50k as a doctor, and you don't buy houses or pay off your college loan.
But in the newer game, you gain money from life experience, which is much needed, seeing as you have to pay off college, night school, and a house w/ a meager salary. Alexis and I were bankrupt for much of the game. And I had stock and NO ONE SPUN THE NUMBER 7 THE ENTIRE GAME!!
How positively depressing.
Summer is cool and all, but not when you don't really have anything to do...or blog about.
Oooh.

Has anyone ever died of menstrual cramps??

Wow. A weird couple of days.
My mom saw this dog on Craigslist, and there's a definite possibility it might become ours!! It's coming over tomorrow.
I can officially never eat at Wendy's again.
Just go on their website and make a menu in "Nutrition".
I got a frog from Senora!!! So did Alexis, but she got the green one, not the purple one.
So band is kind of getting old. It's mostly because I'm making it so, but aargh. Frustrating. Just can't wait till next year.
I GOT TO HARVEST MOON CHAPTER 4!!
So my son is an artist teenager now.
Everyone has aged.
The main character is SOOOO OLD!
You go from a cherubic brown-haired angel to an old, wrinkly zombie.
So gross.
"Prince Caspian" AND a three-day weekend.
Complete with a Mrs. Sims-style Romeo and Juliet essay, explaining who was to blame in their deaths and why W. H. Auder was an idiot.
Fun.

M is for Mini-pony!

It's 80 degrees outside, and even though I drank 3 bottles of water/Gatorade I sweat THROUGH my band jacket, the parade was great.
And it went by so quickly.
The waiting part wasn't so fun, but it went by much faster than LAST YEAR.
It was just SO HOT. I know 80 degrees isn't as hot as it could be anywhere else (such as The Gorge or Texas), but the humidity made it seem 100 degrees hotter.
I like how the one day we don't want it to be sunny, it's bright, sunny, and scorching hot.
We got to hang out with the Marines and their horses. They had a miniature horse pulling a cart. "It's a Mini-pony! Look, he even has an M painted on him for Mini-Pony!"
Gatorade is delicious.
Caleb's relatives are cool. They brought us Gatorade and food.
Everyone liked "We Like to Party (The Vengabus)", but no one joined our dance party.
I hate "Raiders March", and will continue to hate it till the day I die.
It doesn't help that the new Indiana Jones movie is coming out soon, and that song will probably be played a billion times.
Then again, I don't have to see it.
Ugh, there was this loser middle school from Sultan who STOLE OUR FIGHT SONG!! We were like, "Whaaat?" But they couldn't play it as well as us, and we played it right before stepping off just to stick it to them.
Buckets of sweat and many dance parties later, the parade was over.
So my Dad took me to 7/11 and let me buy an ice cream.
But Kevin had to lend me a dollar.
TRIPLE CHOCOLATE DRUMSTICKS!!!
I remember eating like 5 of those at Creation.
Aw, Creation.
So yeah.
SWEET, I managed to get through 6 days of Harvest Moon by employing the "Do chores, then sleep" method.
At this rate, I should be done with the chapter by next Saturday!
Maybe I can even beat the game before school gets out!
1 year per week.
4 years remaining.
Wait...how many weeks are left in school?
23 days of school left!!!
That's like....5 weeks.
I CAN BEAT HARVEST MOON BEFORE THEN!!!

I'd rather be a blood-sucker than a rapist

"Dune" is a pretty lame, gross nerd movie.
Today is quite a momentuous occasion.
I got my very first tardy today.
It's so weird, though, because during all my three years at school, I've NEVER gotten a tardy.
I got SOOO many in elementary school, but never in junior high.
Huh.
Track meet was pretty cool. BEAT MY 200 BEST TIME BY .02 SECONDS!!! It was so hot, but in a good way.
At least, until everyone started crowding around in the shed trying to get their times in.
There's a "Harvest Moon" film?
OMG, I got all of my Madison Finns, but I can't READ THEM yet.
"Neptune's Children" is a fantastic book. It's like the Lord of the Flies, only with girls, and REALISTIC THINGS HAPPEN!
Better go play Harvest Moon.

Faze...that's a pretty cool word.

Ugh...there's nothing more frustrating than spilling hot marshmallows all over a kitchen mat...
...and then having to clean it up.
Actually, I can think of things that would probably frustrate me more, but it was pretty annoying at the time: spending an hour baking delicious brownies, then spilling them all as soon as they get out of the oven, then having to clean chocolate cake and marshmallow goo off the kitchen cabinets, floor, and kitchen mat.
I got it all off, though.
Except for the kitchen mat. I have no idea what to do with that, so I threw it on the back porch.
Coffee Kid! Coffee Kid is really cool. And nice. Everyday in French we clap for him. I thought maybe he was a little embarassed by it, but today he was like, "Thank you, President," so I saluted him.
I don't know his actual name.
Sounds like a quest!!
Daniel does a spot-on Smeagol impression. It's dead scary.
"Taters? What's 'taters'?"
"You know, po-ta-toes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew."
Mwahaha, I get to play Mercutio in class!!! Well, "play" is the wrong word; everyone was randomly selected for a part they wanted, and we read through the play in class. But I am MERCUTIO!! I finally got some lines today, but we got to the famous "Queen Mab" speech...and I will never be an actor.
After that fun experience, the sub popped in the Franco Zifferelli version of "Romeo and Juliet" and we watched about 30 minutes. There are SOOOO many hot guys in that movie. Benvolio is sort of cute and nerdy (like Adam Brody, only better looking), Romeo looks like an emo Zac Efron, Tybalt is really sexy...and there are a bunch of shirtless guys in the marketplace.
Shallow?? Yeah, but who cares?
Argh, Mercutio. During the Queen Mab speech he randomly started crying and Romeo got all intimate comforting with him. Ew.
And Amby plays Romeo, so we kept looking at each other and being like, "Eaaaah."
I'm thinking of playing "Harvest Moon" again, but keeping my old game and doing the best I can to finish over the summer.
Or at least get to chapter 4.

Oh, all the memories we had.

AAAAAAAH, I'LL GET MY MADISON FINNS (AND A PONY PALS BOOK) BY THE END OF THE WEEK!!!! Would've paid for expedited mail, but it doubled shipping FOR ONE ITEM. However, both Madison Finns were 1 CENT EACH!!! "The Lonely Pony" was a little more expensive ($.95).
I might've already mentioned this.
Wow, I haven't played Barbie Race&Ride in a while. The disc was BARELY working, and halfway through the obstacle course it froze, so I didn't continue.
My mom made me clean out my room, and I found those link bracelets that were popular in like, I don't know, 6TH GRADE! You know, the metal ones where each link had a different picture on it? How many of you have no idea what I'm talking about? Oh well. I messed around with those for like half an hour trying to make the perfect bracelet that I'm probably never ever going to wear again. End result: pretty fantastic.
"Beauty and the Geek" has already started!!! Aargh! No! Oh well, it's on tonight.
Dave and Jasmine. Whatever happened to them, I wonder.

Youtubeees. AGH! The bees!

Hey. Who knew. I'm on youtube. You can't understand anything I'm saying, but I'd forgotten Heather put this on youtube. I think I grew, because that shirt is a lot shorter now. You rock, Heather.

Yay. So I am sick. Weee. Although not too sick. Just sick enough to feel...sick.
Yeah. Not sure about Xbox nite.
I forgot when "Beauty and the Geek" was on, so I missed it this week. Dang.
I need to eat lunch.
Aaargh, this video way bothers me. I talk to fast.
Yay, I'm a narcissist!
I did a new Pony Pals. But it really sucks, so I don't reccomend you reading it.
Hm hm hm. Finished a new book. Was called "Boy Proof". Was surprisingly good. I like flawed heroines. If the heroine isn't flawed, the whole book sucks. Because then we have a perfect little peeper on our hands.
WHY DID I JUST SAY PERFECT LITTLE PEEPER?
I suppose I could erase that....
Eh, too lazy.
Want to write HP fanfic. And I have a fairly good idea for one. And Marie sent me a book called "The Writer's Block" that I have been to chicken to read. Better start somewhere.
No science homework! YAY!

I'm sure that's hot and all, but...

You would think the only thing I would want was to watch Usher dance and do the splits repeatedly on television. But really, it's not worth it.
I was watching this weird special called "Fashion Rocks", where they'd show fashion people drool over their own clothing, and then a bunch of celebrities would introduce lame music groups. Avril Lavigne, I hate to admit, is really good, and I like her better live than on CD, but, to quote "Girlfriend", she could do so much better. I liked her before when she was less profane and stuff. Now she's really annoying. But I loved her outfit. And her hair.
Maroon 5 performed, but they didn't do "Makes Me Wonder". They did the song about killing his girlfriend's lover. I was like, ":O" when listening to it. It was pretty shocking. "Now I gotta shoot him dead." And then they did another song and I was like, "WAAAAAAAAAAH YES, 'MAKES ME WONDER'!" but it was this oldies song.
Usher and Mary J. Blige performed together and it was really good. I think Usher should quit writing his own songs and just sing older songs, like "Respect" and stuff. He has a good voice, but he takes himself way seriously. And he can't dance. I was laughing the whole time. Then he stopped dancing and it was all good. Mary J. Blige had a hard time walking on stage. Her platforms were too high. Serves you right.
J LO performed. Aaargh, she's good, too, she's just...let's not go there. But all her songs were about sex, it's like, "Okay, I get it, he can do it do it well."
HA I paid off all my debt on "Animal Crossing". On BOTH GAMES. Nice. So now it's like...what do I do? One of my favorite people moved, tho. We got a faceless bunny, instead. She better not move.

True love never fails

GAAAAAAAAAH "Snow" by Tracy Lynn pretty much the best book ever. That and "Pants on Fire" by Meg Cabot. Both pretty surprising with nicely flawed characters.
"Snow" started out so hokey. I was like, "Dang, another interpretation of a fairy tale. Purple prose, 2-D characters...let the games begin." But it was really surprising. I liked it, anyways. Especially after she runs away to London. "She's Cat, he's Raven, and he's Sparrow." "And who are you? Rat?" "No. I'm Chauncey!" Lol.
And she didn't fall for the best friend. Hehehehe. Scottish people really bother me. Alan kept being all, "I dinna wanna tellya, but I'ma g'on party for a wae bit." I was like, "...."
OMG, BLONDE JOKE!
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which horse was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our friend was stuck again. The neighbor suggested she notch the ear off one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart. The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black horse.
That took me a while and then I was like, "ROFL!" Pretty much.
Lol. Another one.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two. One to hold the lightbulb, and one to spin the ladder around.
Heh.
Yeah.
My eye got all swollen up. I don't know why, tho. Actually, I sort of do, but it would gross all of y'all out. It kind of grosses me out, like, "How did that get in my eye?" It doesn't hurt, tho. And I have to keep a stupid hot compress on it like 24/7. But it turns warm really quick and it's annoying to take my glasses off and hold it and then try to type. Bam.
I was playing "Animal Crossing". One of my games is down to 380,000 in debt. Pretty sweet. I should have that in three or four days.
Can't wait.
Hey, Joe Trohman turned 23 the other day! Right...well, if I'm supposed to marry him this should make things awkward. Seeing as I'm not remotely interested and he smokes pot...oh yeah, and he's 23.

Summer's finally here...or it was.

I want fabulOUS, that is my simple request, always fabuLOUS, bigger and better and best, I need something inspiring to help me get along. I need a little fabulous, is that so WRONG.
Joanne and I both agree: we should hate that song, BUT IT'S SO CATCHY.
I...want...MORE.
I was at the school today for FOUR HOURS. HOLY COW. And there was only me, Drew, and Joanne, so we got a grand total of FOUR posters done. And they look pretty fantastic, if I do say so myself. But we finished the posters in three hours and then Mr. Barry made us spend an hour putting up stuff on the Mardi Gras board! Only he spelled Kristine's name wrong, Drew chopped up Cody, and I somehow never got printed... He was still doing that when I left...
AGH I got my full schedule, courtesies of Mr. Fox. But I didn't really get the science teacher I wanted. Oh well. I have study hall with him, so that should be good.
Mr. Sullivan said I'd be a great president and that he'd heard a lot about me. I've never had classes with him. Right. But it was nice.
Mrs. Schultz-Story rocks, as usual.
I played way too much "Animal Crossing" today. I already paid off like 100,000 of my debt. On BOTH games.
I really want some White Rabbits. But I had a CARAZY delicious lunch: beef and turkey sandwhich (with only a few pieces of meat; none of this 8-piece stuffing nonsense my dad does), berry juice, chocolate chip granola bar, and Little Debbie's double chocolate swiss rolls. Yeaah.
So that was my day.
Hm. Hmmmm.
I want fabuLOUS.

You managed to kill 11 minutes...

You Are 64% Good

You are a good person. You do the best you can to be ethical, fair, and moral. And as you know, being a good person means making hard decisions... and following them through. If you're confronted with an ethical dilemma, you will usually do the right thing. Of course you do slip up. No one's perfect. But you do your best to correct your missteps. You are also probably: incredibly honest, especially with yourself Right now you are on track to being: A respected leader To be a better person: Be kind to someone who is not very kind to you

How Good Are You?

WHAT? I waited a whole week and THIS IS THE THANKS I GET????
Geez. Blogthings is going down the toilet.
I woke up at 6:00 today! Partly to train myself for the new school year (6 MORE DAYS! Or 5. I forget), and partly to take part in the morning aerobics in "Animal Crossing".
I know. Lame.
And it wasn't even worth my time! It was just a bunch of people leaning over one way, then the other, while Copper yelled at them. And Tortimer got mad at me and was all, "Today's the last day of aerobics, so you don't get a present!" I'll have to fix that. Because it's only August 30, not August 31.
But I caught a bunch of rare beetles and an Aropaima, and NOOKWAY WASN'T OPEN!! Grr. So I couldn't get my free money, either. Dang.
I think I'll go play that now.
Rupert Grint. Awww. He wants to be an ice cream man.

Death threats and twelve Mississippis

Seeing 40 comments on one post is pretty intimidating. I was thinking coming-of-age teen drama gone wrong. You know, the one's where the girl ALWAYS has a diary and it's posted on myspace, or scandalous pictures are taken of her and people start calling her Virgin Mary (heh heh, totally "Walk to Remember"). I was like, "Wth, I don't have a diary? Did someone photoshop me into a porn flick?"
That's my cardio workout for today.
Lol. I love listening to the radio/watching TV with my dad.
Me: *drying dishes*
Dad: *washing dishes*
Radio: Are you STRUGGLING to attain sexual performance?
Dad: AH-AH-AH-AH-AH! *turns down radio*
Me: *can still hear the entire commercial*
Lol. I love the weird Dad-noise he always makes whenever anything sexual comes up. Only, when it's with his relatives, he laughs along. If it's Mad TV or SNL, it's the Dad-noise. "AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!"
Who came up with that commercial? Maybe it's something a lot of people are bad at and they just have to deal with. Whatever happened to being true to yourself?
Aaaaaaaaaand I can't believe I just said that.
HA I bought Chick and Pepper jeans. They're amazing. I also bought an emo sweater (with a hood, yo), another thermal, and two random shirts. Cuz I'm worth it. Not.
But my mom was freaking out because she bought all that and a bunch of stuff for William and it was all under $100. Wow. We're good.
So she bought us these gross imitation Coke gummies (not like the delicious Haribo kind) and banana taffy and let me play Guitar Hero at Software ETC, where I mutilated a Guns 'N Roses song. Ouch. And William was like, "You killed it!" Um, hello, I just moved up to medium, and it was my first time playing that song. He still mutilates songs he's played ten times each. And I'M the bad one. :P

I'm bringing sexy back

You Are Fall!

Thoughtful Expressive Creative Poetic Smart

What Season Woman Are You?

Heh. Not. I do like fall, tho...
Nice top.
I love "Animal Crossing". I have two games going, but on one of them I paid off my debt (finally), only to receive more after getting an upper floor. Pretty exciting, no? One of my houses is going to be all modern, and the other all kiddie.
Costeau moved, tho. I like him. :( We now have Tank, a rhino, and I HAAATE him.
I hate that William is so much more accomplished than me at that game.
I LURVE GUITAR HERO! I've moved up to medium. It's pretty cool, yo. There was this guy at Walmart who was playing on expert. It was so crazy. :O
Ha.

Your Geek Profile:

Fashion Geekiness: High SciFi Geekiness: High Music Geekiness: Moderate Academic Geekiness: Low Gamer Geekiness: Low Geekiness in Love: Low Movie Geekiness: Low General Geekiness: None Internet Geekiness: None

How Geeky Are You?

Blogthings: no new quizzes. Sooo lame.
We have to go school shopping today. Cargo pants, skinny jeans...the fun never stops.