I'm sure that's hot and all, but...

You would think the only thing I would want was to watch Usher dance and do the splits repeatedly on television. But really, it's not worth it.
I was watching this weird special called "Fashion Rocks", where they'd show fashion people drool over their own clothing, and then a bunch of celebrities would introduce lame music groups. Avril Lavigne, I hate to admit, is really good, and I like her better live than on CD, but, to quote "Girlfriend", she could do so much better. I liked her before when she was less profane and stuff. Now she's really annoying. But I loved her outfit. And her hair.
Maroon 5 performed, but they didn't do "Makes Me Wonder". They did the song about killing his girlfriend's lover. I was like, ":O" when listening to it. It was pretty shocking. "Now I gotta shoot him dead." And then they did another song and I was like, "WAAAAAAAAAAH YES, 'MAKES ME WONDER'!" but it was this oldies song.
Usher and Mary J. Blige performed together and it was really good. I think Usher should quit writing his own songs and just sing older songs, like "Respect" and stuff. He has a good voice, but he takes himself way seriously. And he can't dance. I was laughing the whole time. Then he stopped dancing and it was all good. Mary J. Blige had a hard time walking on stage. Her platforms were too high. Serves you right.
J LO performed. Aaargh, she's good, too, she's just...let's not go there. But all her songs were about sex, it's like, "Okay, I get it, he can do it do it well."
HA I paid off all my debt on "Animal Crossing". On BOTH GAMES. Nice. So now it's like...what do I do? One of my favorite people moved, tho. We got a faceless bunny, instead. She better not move.