Lol, 7th grade flashback. It was technically only funny if you had second lunch.
I shouldn't have to explain it. So I won't.
This is my 650th "How to Dismantle a Geek Squad Computer" post. Yaaay.
My Pony Pals aren't in yet. Well, "Pony to the Rescue" is, but that's #5. And that's also the one about the stupid girl who ran around stealing ponies. I don't know, if my pony liked some little 5-year-old better than me, I would kill her, too.
3 books I need to finish.
I wrote a thrilling essay on Scott Bennett for English. Not. I didn't finish it. Hope she doesn't grade what I turned in.
We had sort of a French contest/review thingy today. He made us all stand up and would give us a French word or phrase that we had to translate, which is what we had been doing for 8 days anyways. I was the last one standing. It was pretty nice. The last one was, "Il est minuit."
Duh, it is midnight.
I heart French.
Except we had to watch this weird French video where this Weasley (my dad kept saying that at the fair yesterday. "I keep seeing Weasleys. Look, a Weasley." I think he was lying. He definitely wasn't referring to Percy.) ran into a girl and they had a random 2 second conversation and then decided to go to a museum together. Because I guess it's normal for teenagers to run off together at random times.
I will bet my life savings ($0) that this is the norm and I'm just a freak.
But we had to translate the video, too. Which was dumb. It's harder to hear cognates than see them in writing. But there was this one part where the girl asks Weasley what he was doing and it sounded like he was making a porn video. FOREALZ, he had a video camera and he said something that sounded like porn video. But no. That is not the right answer. You lose.
Mr. Caley thinks we suck at cognates. Uhhh...oui.
Office is pretty much the best class I have. It's like study hall, only my homework/reading is occasionally interrupted by passes to other classes. Heh. That rhymed.
We had an ASB meeting for the wannabe 7th grade senators. Drew's new name is Seamus because he looks just like Devon Murray, or whatever that kid's name is. Only he's way taller. And, whaddya know, he's Irish! Joanne and I told him not to cross our social boundaries. We might have a MIX IT UP day at lunch. Everybody is going to MIX IT UP and sit at different theme songs. I made up a MIX IT UP song and dance. Joanne was afraid...very afraid.
Dr. Phil does not like con artists.
Con artists feel no remorse.
Psh. No horcruxes for you.
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Of course it wasn't Percy. It was Fred. He knew you were looking for him.
My image of Bill was seriously wrecked when he and Phlegm got engaged. She annoys me so much. It's like, excuse me while I deposit the contents of my stomach in a trash can...
trust me, it was not fred.
aw, you'll learn to love her.
wait, YOU'RE CHEATING ON SNAPE???
I never said that. I thought he was cool. I didn't like him like that.
pfft now, charlie, charlies a player.
I can just see him with his long flowing Mr. Woods-ish hair and leather jacket.
charlie is not a player. he likes dragons more than girls.
charlie is like, an awesome guy on a harley davidson if he was a muggle. like phonzy.
sirius had a motorcycle, long hair, and muggle pin ups.
yeah he was a player too.
a real sexy beast o.o
in fact, if everyone in harry potter we're jedi, he'd be mace windu. oh wait I forgot about kingsley being mace windu. ok he'd be...obi wan? lol theres not many named jedi unless you've played sw games. in that case he's like Jolee Bindo
what am I talking about, he'd be Qui-Gon Jin (definitely spelled wrong).
not really, Jinn just has two n's.
why would he be mace windu? he'd be anakin, yo.
sirius would not be anakin...well...maybe he'd be anakin...then harry potter would be luke. sort've.
no voldemort is anakin. except. uhm. he doesn't get redeemed at the end.
voldemort is sidius. and harry is anakin. sort of.
but sirius is so anakin.
yeah...and (omgz brain fart I can't remember mafloys aunts name...) is like darth maul (cause wasn't she supposed to be like, really kick but.) or maybe that wolf guy would be darthmaul
fenrir is nothing. bellatrix reminds me more of dooku.
yeah I guess. but whose darth maul then?
wormtail? only not as cool, with less tattoos.
eh. of course yoda is dumbledore. but yeah no this plotline doesn't really merge that well.
not at all. because dumbledore could also old ben to harry's luke.
bah. but theres not any redemption in harry potter really. like at the end.
yeah but there's kicking butt and taking name, like in star wars.
hahaha.
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