Excuse me if I think that would be so awesome. And it was totally my idea last summer and then Sean and Spencer were all, "TOTALLY original video game idea!" Liars. I wonder who would win. Wait a minute.
LOTR crew: Consists of hobbits, elves, men, dwarfs, orcs, cave trolls, scary monsters, wraiths, wizards, and a crazy power hungry warlord named Sauron, all equipped with mostly iron weaponry and horses. Sauron totally owns, using the ring to reflect Sidious' Force lightning back on himself. And Gandalf is doing his little chanty poems, along with Saruman, who desperately needs an eyebrow waxing. Only everyone else has swords and arrows and stuff, which is no match for lightsabers. However, Legolas has been known to pull some pretty amazing stunts. Legolas: *takes down whole Star Destroyer singlehandedly with just a few arrows*
Gimli: ...That still only counts as one!
Star Wars dudes: Consists of Jedi, Sith, clones, aliens, and ordinary people who aren't even a little bit special. Besides the bounty hunters and space smugglers and stuff. Oooh, and Mafia bosses. Kinda. All are armed (except for Padme. :P Loser.) with blasters and lightsabers that could easily take down the average horse. *sniff* Also have ships (it's such a pretty boat. Ship. Haha just kidding, I meant spaceships, such as the Millenium Falcon) and star destroyers and what not. Only Legolas just took down one of them. Sorry. And Anakin has those crazy issues, could probably take down half the LOTR army. Just not Sauron. Sauron OWNS.
Sam: Aren't we supposed to be destroying the Ring, Misser Frodo?
Frodo: After we own these punks.
Sam: ?
So yeah. I took a walk. It was...envigorating...
I read "Gregor and the Curse of the Warmbloods". *sniff* Sad book. Could you live with just your dad present while your mom was terminally ill? I couldn't.
That is all.
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