RIP OFF YOUR SHIRT! DO IT NOW!!!!!

OMG GARRETT HELUND IS EXACTLY 22!!!!!! Okay, not exactly. BUT HE'S 22. I WAS JUST JOKING!!!!
Agh.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "Eragon" is a great movie.
Oh. I didn't know it wasn't supposed to be a comedy.
*silently trying not to laugh*
*snicker* BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I mean, don't get me wrong, I love going to the movies. I mean, come on, there's:
1. Previews
2. Popcorn
3. Candy
4. Soda
5. Comfy seats (sometimes)
6. Two hours of cinematic delight (no matter HOW dumb the movie is, you can laugh it up with your friend(s)/date/spouse/family/imaginary friend/dog/annoyed person sitting next to you.)
Aaaaah, how I love the theater.
But anyways.
HEHEHE okay I'll stop. At first, it kind of made me mad, because even tho Paolini's "Eragon" novel is no literary sensation (he wrote it when he was 14...that doesn't make it GOOD) and not really worth anyone's time (okay, not true, it's a pretty good fantasy attempt, but there are MUCH better authors. No, I was not about to J. K. Rowling as one of them, stop glaring at me.), but the least the scriptwriters could've done was STAY TRUE TO THE BOOK. They cut out some VERY important characters, such as Katrina (she doesn't do squat, but she's the whole reason Rorin leaves and comes back and such) and Angela (okay, yeah, there was that stupid Joss Stone cameo, but it SUCKED, and she was only in one scene. Joss Stone might have soul, but she don't got any acting skills.), and just...STUFF. The plot was all messed up, and it was just...NOT COOL, OKAY. NOT COOL AT ALL.
The only good actors were Jeremy Irons (Brom, AAAAND one of my favorite actors. Kind of. I like "Lion King". A lot. And he was a very good Scar.), Rachel Weisz (Saphira: she has a really good voice and did Saphira perfectly), and Garrett Hedlund (HOT: he portrayed the angst-ridden Murtagh very well. "I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE QUICKLY!" "Anything you say... *sighs dreamily*")
But there were funny parts. "I WON'T LET YOU DIE. I NEED YOU." "No, Eragon, I've always needed you. You turned my life around." Me: *snicker* "*really flat voice* I suffer without my stone. Don't prolong my suffering." Me: *guffawing* "I will wait for tomorrow." Me: *ROFL!!!*
I think the parts that most angered me were Joss Stone as a CRAPPY ANGELA and the Razac. WTH? They were ninjas covered in bugs. HELLO? THESE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY! And then a good portion of the book was based on Eragon's obsession with these creatures and his longing for their blood. Not so in the movie. The Razac are killed in like two minutes by Brom, who was supposed to DIE in that part! And the Urgals? The director casted a bunch of big fat guys and painted stripes on their face. OMGEEZ WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? AAAAGH I HATE YOU ALL.
The most unfair part: They discover Murtagh's identity (rather quickly, and just by looking at him), AND HE DOESN'T TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF!!! Okay, I read the book, and he just RIPS that baby off. But there wasn't a big scar or anything. He just pulled it up a little and there's a baby scar and a little bit of abs. he actually wasn't that buff. And somehow Ed Speleers had a six pack? AND HE GOT SHOWN BATHING!!! WHAT ABOUT MURTAGH??? AAAARGH!
Meep. Snorg. That was good Diet Coke. I want another cheeseburger.

"I'm Moody." "Yes you are."

That was from show I've only seen once that was on late 90's-early 200's ish? Only it made sense cuz the girl's name was Moody.
I WANT PURPLE HAIR!
I guess I'm obsessing, but BOTH my parents gave the okay, and NOW they won't do it?
WHAT?
They're all, "Oh, there probably won't be an opening till after our trip." "Did you CHECK?" "No, but if there is one, we can take it." "CALL HER." "I will." *18 hours later, STILL HASN'T CALLED HER!!!!* AAAAAARGH, I HATE PEOPLE WHO DO THIS.
I mean, it's different if they FORGET to do it or something, but I keep reminding her EVERY FIVE SECONDS. SHE JUST WON'T DO IT. WTH???? THIS IS LIKE THE ONLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT I'M GETTING AND I WOULD LIKE TO GET IT BEFORE NEXT CHRISTMAS!
Oh yes, I am mad.
South Carolina: I can't not go. DANG. My parents are all, "We're treating this like a missions trip." Yeah, I know none of my relatives on my dad's side are Christian and they're all GWB haters (only we're not trying to make them go all rightist...just to spread the love of Christ. I KEEP FORGETTING THAT.), but that doesn't really make me feel any better. Yes, I'm drowning in self-pity. It feels good at the present, don't you freak out on me, too.
THE "OFFICE" WAS AMAZING!! Funny, anyways. "I heard Angela's party has double fudge brownies. It will also have Angela. *pretending to weigh two things* Double fudge...Angela...double fudge...Angela...double fudge...Angela..." And then Michael's rebound girl was Asian and he couldn't tell her apart from her friend. Racist...but funny? My sense of humor is pretty horrible.
JIM ADMITTED THAT HE WANTS PAM!!!!! MWAHAHAHA! Ha. Ha. Ha.
Do de do de do. I love this shirt. And this hat. Do de do de do. Dad stole my Dizmas CD. Do de do de do. I'M SOAPING AGAIN. Sometime other than now.
Kaitlyn had a party last night. 'Twas cool. COLDSTONE CAKE!!!!
Hm hm hm. I didn't get a gift. I'm going to spread my self-pity wallowing to EVERYONE! *cuts to "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year"*
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
There'll be Frodo and Samwise and Gaffer, he's not wise, and Leggie, we FEAR.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Chariots of Fire

AAAAAAAAGH I was so tired during PE. AND we had a twelve minute run. Which I usually like. *gasp* *choke* I still got 17, tho. But I was going really slow. Actually, I'm always slow, so there wasn't much difference. Oh well. I guess I'm a sprinter, not an endurance runner. Or maybe I'm not cut out for running.
Heh heh heh.
Basketball, here I come.
Yeah.
Where is that darn e-mail?
ROFL, "House" REALLY FUNNY. The book, not the show.
BUT COME ON!
I really expected better of Frank Peretti, I really did.
But it's SO FUNNY.
"Eat the cereal! Eat it! it will make you STRONG! EAT THE CEREAL! EAT IT!"
Hardy har har.
THE COOKIES ARE GREEN! Actually, I was going for turquoise, but oh well. WHY WON'T THEY GET ROOM TEMPERATURE? BECOME ROOM TEMPERATURE ALREADY!
I'm pretty sure I get to dye my hair this week.
EEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I'm so excited.
And I'm pretty sure I'm getting my new glasses soon. But they haven't come yet. >:(
Let's see if Stanley is winning... Please let Stanley win... If not him, then Creed Bratton or Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. Come on... Argh, slow computer.
I haven't played Sims in...pretty much forever. *GASP* Meow. I've been too busy on Diner Dash (2, to be exact). I CAN'T BEAT THAT GAME. *heavy breathing*
My boys (my boys, MY BOYS), talking bout myyyyy boooooys, MY BOYS.
Apparently Cole plays the mean kid and Dylan plays the nice kid on "Holidaze". aaaah, forget it. They will always be Zack and Cody to me. That's what happens when you sign a contract with Disney: You're in it for LIFE.

Oh...my aunt was one of those.

AAAAAAAAAAAH "HOLIDAZE" = MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE!
AND IT'S CLAYMATION!!!!
Well kind of.
....
AND THE KIDS WHO PLAY ZACK AND CODY ARE IN IT!
Memorable quotes:
"I am a thespian." "Oooh...my aunt was one of those."
"And my homemade Cambell's Chicken...OOPS...I mean, my homemade chicken and stars."
"I wonder if they know I'm gone..." *at North Pole* *waves at dummy* "Hi Rusty!" "Nope. They don't."
ROFL.
Gladys Knight is in it.
AND BRENDA SONG AND EMILY OSMENT!! YAAAAAAAAR THEY MUST DIE!
Emily Osment plays this goth "bad girl" ghost. Hard to believe, seeing as she's a preppy blonde HANNAH MONTANA LOSER!!!!!
Hmmmm, hypocriticalish, seeing as I'm trying to pull of the whole "punk" thing (NOT WORKING, exactly. Dylan thinks I'm emo, which is like, a compliment). I AM DYEING MY HAIR PURPLE. *gasp* I'M SO PUMPED.
Punked. Whatever.
Okay, gotta get it through my head. Ahem: STALKING IS NOT OKAY. Now repeat 10 times fast.
Just PLEASE ask how I am DOING or something and MAYBE I'll leave you alone. "Gee, Lauren, how are you?" *Um, I think your brother was checking me out in all his emo glory. He's not that bad, tho. I guess he's pretty nice. He has my 2nd period class during 3rd period* "Um...great." *Has anyone ever told you you have great hair?*

I wish I could dance like Shakira

I AM TOTALLY UPDATING MY AMAZON WISHLIST! BOOYA BABY! Not like anyone's going to buy me anything. My relatives figure since I won't even be in the same STATE as them for Christmas, they can just give me gift cards. I DON'T THINK SO. I REALLY want that Queen Amidala doll. With the deluxe hair. *glares at snickering Amazon customers* WHAT? SHE'S MY ROLE MODEL! I mean, who wouldn't want to be a queen at 14? AND kick butt with a blaster? AND have guys hit on you? (even if they were like...10) AND have great hair?
Wow. I actually have a lot of role models.

1. Robin - cuz he's awesome like that. And he assists Batman with little witticisms that go unnoticed by most "Batman" lovers.
2. Shakira - I wish I could dance like her.
3. Beyonce - I wish I could sing/LOOK like her.
4. Gwen Stefani - Dyes her hair all the time.
5. Queen Amidala - ALL THE REASONS I JUST LISTED.

AAAAAAAAGH I really want a Chronicles of Narnia action figure. But just ONE of the children is $20. I don't know, I LIKE EDMUND, HE'S COOL. Better than Susan (lame) and Peter (lamer and not hot). Lucy is apparently only 8 or so in the first book, according to C. S. Lewis. NOT EVEN JOKING, Peter was like 13 in "LWW", Susan was 12, Edmund was 10. And then, in "Prince Caspian", they all gain one year. And I'd pictured Peter some buff brave knight and Susan a "mature" teenager. OH NO. And Digory and Polly were like...10. WEIRDED OUT.
So Mr. Johnson is apparently no longer mad?
Huh.
Okaaaaay...
PIZZA IS GOOOOOD.
AND STANLEY IS WINNING "THE AMAZING RACE OFFICE EDITION 2.0"!!!!! HALLELUJAH!

And I so hate consequences

Dang.
I made somebody mad at me today.
I guess they have a right to be, cuz I was being dumb. But seriously.
I also I guess I deserved the abrupt tongue lashing in front of everyone, too.
Still. It sucks. Maybe it'll blow over by tomorrow. But even if it does, that person will be all happy and I will mull over this all flipping day, then get depressed tomorrow.
LIKE ALWAYS.
My mom says I take things too personally.
Which explains a LOT, by the way, like why I overreacted:
a. This summer
b. Novemberish when I read that stupid, STUPID "FWO" book
c. That time in 4th grade
d. ALL THE TIME
My life stinks.
But moving on (Ooooh, baloney).
Let's see how my Office peeps are doing. *scrolls page* I am hoping Stanley is safe. *looks around, clicking on links* WHERE IS IT? WHERE'S MY BOARD? WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE? AAAAAAAH! WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE phew. There it is. *scrolls down* They better not have deleted Stanley. *waits for it to load* NO, YOU FOOL, GO TO THE NEST, THE NEST! *keeps waiting* Snorg. *dodedodedodedodedo* If you care, I won't be soaping for a while. I've moved on to bigger and better things...such as a writing project where I'm actually trying and not just writing crap for the heck of it cuz I thought it would be tres amusing in August. OW, this ponytail is tight. I hope I didn't give Jessica the wrong one. That other was stretched. *beat* Oops. HAHAHAHA OSCAR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! YES! WOOOO!

My hero

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh no. I have to BABYSIT TONIGHT.
Which would be FINE if I weren't such a SUCKY BABYSITTER.
Aaaaaaaand the kid is pretty evil.
I guess I could've said no to the job when it was first offered to me, but they phrased it as, "WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO BABYSIT HIM AND HIS SISTER?" Not "COULD YOU", but "WOULD YOU". So if I'd said no, it's like, "No, I'm not willing to babysit your kids, LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Grrrr.
And no one can help me.
I have no friends that I'd be willing to sacrifice to the lil monster.
My mom has a broken ankle.
Bible study is AN HOUR AND A HALF.
I'm so screwed.
"Aaaaaaare you embarassed?" Um...YES.
Amanda: "I don't even know him. Do you know him? Well, I know him, but I don't KNOW him."
Me: "Wow...we're kind of talking about him behind his back...literally."
Kid: *shifts uncomfortably*
Amanda: *turns to Maya* We're talking about you in front of your chest.
Maya: ?
Yeah.

The LAME House

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
I spent TWO hours of my day watching "The Lake House".
OMGEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!
It was so DUMB.
I mean, the IDEA was good. But the way it panned out was NOT good.
Only I can't really say anything in case someone who hasn't seen the movie but REALLY wants to reads this and sees the ending and the rest of their day is ruined and it's my fault and I will feel a pang in my side for hurting that person and bad karma and such.
That is, if karma was real and I believed in karma.
Darn.
But I will say one thing: Something that happened in the beginning only explains ONE THING IN THE END. AND YOU HAVE TO WAIT TWO HOURS TO FIGURE IT OUT.
Only Nathan figured it out in like two seconds, so we waited for two hours for the "plot twists" my mom had said were in it.
She gives him a book from the future.
Pretty twisty.
Natalie Portman and Hayden Christiansen are the perfect couple.
Cuz they're both horrible actors.
I saw "Episode III". They're pretty bad.
"I have the higher ground."
"YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!!!!!!!"
*earlier*
"Hold me. Like you did on Naboo when there was nothing but our love..."
Eh?
What losers...
ONLY TWO DAYS OF SCHOOL THIS WEEK. YEAYAAAAAAAAAAAA!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Hm, that's a lot of options.
*checks to see if the Idiot Test 2 is out or if The Amazing Race Office Version 2.0 has been updated*

And she was...GLAD ABOUT IT! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!

We listened to that song in the car, on JACK FM, COOLEST RADIO STATION EVER!
I love my preppy 80's music.
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!
"And She Was" by Talking Heads: who DOESN'T love that song?
It's totally on "Sky High".
My mom and I had to go to the stupid hospital (me to get a new glasses perscription, her to get a new cast). It took flipping FOREVER. The eye exam was fast, tho. I think I might've lied about dilation. I've never had my pupils dilated. But she didn't seem to care. I WANT MY NEW GLASSES. Seeing as we haven't even ordered them, this will be hard.
I DO NOT WANT BIFOCALS.
I would keep this frames, but it might not work out.
*sob*
I just started saying (seriously, I actually VOCALIZE this) "Omgeez". And "____ should be" or "they should make _____ more accessible to the public". Just insert any random thing and I will probably say that. I still think there should be Hot Pocket stands on every street corner.
Omgeez. We got "Episode III" to watch tonight.
LAME!
I WANT A BARBIE MOVIE!
I'M BEHIND THREE MOVIES!
WHAT KIND OF PERSON AM I?
*sigh*
I haven't soaped in a while.
I DON'T CARE, NYAAAAH I SHALL BITE YOUR FACE OFF.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh the weather outside is...
FRIGHTFUL!
It's actually not.
It snowed again this morning, so we MISSED SCHOOL (my dad still had to go and is staying with my grandparents it's so bad up there), but I think it will be all melted by tomorrow.
*SOB*
I'VE ALMOST BEATEN "DINER DASH 2". In...LESS THAN 2 DAYS!
Actually, 3 days, cuz I downloaded it and beat like 15 levels before the demo ran out.
then I forked over $10 bucks, so did William, and Dad bought it for us.
Sweeeeeet...
I just read what I'm pretty sure is Meg Cabot's latest book.
NOT IMPRESSED.
It was lame and, I realized, just like all her books.
Really hot dark haired guy likes main character, but she's too stupid to see him FOR WHO HE REALLY IS. *SOB*
Yeaaaaaaaah riiiiiight...
It actually doesn't happen like that. EVER.
But when it doesn't happen like I expect it, I'm kind of disappointed.
LIKE THAT BOOK ABOUT THE GUY WHO LIKED HIS BEST FRIEND AND SHE WENT OUT WITH THE TENNIS PLAYER AND I CRIED!
But in "Dairy Queen" (I finished the BOT today) D.J. and Brian didn't go out and it was satisfactory.
D. J. Schwenk RULES.

OMG NO WAY!!!!!

IT'S SNOWING! IT SNOWED! IT ACTUALLY SNOWED AND IS SNOWING! Well, it's more raining right now. BUT WHO CARES???
And...I GOT THE NEW BRIO!!!!!!!
MY LIFE RULES!
I want to name the Brio goat.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH FREAKY NIGHTMARE.
It was freaky. And when I woke up, I thought the murderers were gonna get my toes. Which was weird, cuz they were all in high school.
Gasp.
And that one guy's name was CADEN. Weeeird. He was pretty hot, tho.
And there was cake and i didn't want any chicken, I just wanted cake, so I angered one of the teachers. whatever.
I HAVE DAIRY QUEEN ON BOOK ON TAPE. YESSSSSSS!

My name is Lauren...and I...am a Time-Waster.

IT'S ALL SINDY'S FAULT!
I swear, I went to my aunt Sindy's house for Thanksgiving for the first time, um, EVER, and she introduced me to "Diner Dash 2". So it's HER fault I am addicted to it. It's also her fault I'm downloading it for free onto my computer.
It's so much FUN, tho.
So I actually did enjoy Thanksgiving more than I should have. Altho, while it was fun, it will never be my favorite holiday.
Tom: Lauren is sitting here by the dessert...WAITING.
Lachlan: Bye-bye, Laughnin. (I guess that could sound like Lauren to a 2-year-old, but still)
Braeden: I LOVE TEEN TITANS! (YESS, ANOTHER ROBIN LOVER!)
Brooke: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. (etc.)
Uncle Don: Well, HEY there. I see that the Huskies are doing good, REAL good. (That's my great uncle for you)
Grandma and Mom: *glare at me for eating all the mozzerella* (my bad)
Mom: Would you like my turkey?
Me: It has cranberry sauce on it.
Yeah. Good times...

SHOCKING SECRETS YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN!

See if anyone is grabbed by that title. I'm thinking not.
I actually like Hannah Montana now.
And I totally beat that "Jamming with Hannah game" in less than a day. Well, technically.
I REALLY hate Narnia. It's so dumb. I can't beat "Battle of Beruna". It's kicking my butt. Ouch.
I wish I had a cupful more spontanaeity. I think I spelled that wrong. It would make my life so much more interesting. Tho there was that time I stayed over at my grandparent's without a change of clothes or anything to watch "High School Musical" and had to sleep in my grandpa's mummy bag and nearly suffocated.
Poke the lion looking cat. Eh? Oh sorry.
No soap all week, I guess. Maybe tomorrow if I get bored. But tomorrow's Thanksgiving and I really hate Thanksgiving.
WEIRD. I was really blunt about my Christianity and didn't offend somebody! In fact, she thinks she offended me. Huh. That's a first.
Awww, Gordon Dean needs a hug. *gets pecked*

Random person: Martha and Mary. Ooh, that sounds romantic. Me: Yeah...sure...whatever...

WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE AND MARY MAGDELENE? Besides the fact that she was allegedly Jesus' wife (oh, by the way, those allegations? TOTAL CRAP!!!). BUT COME ON! When girls are asked who their "favorite" spiritual Bible woman was, they either say RUTH, cuz she was romantic (Oooh, yeah, wheat, that is SOOOO sexy right there.), or Mary. WHY MARY? They act like she was the COOLEST PERSON IN THE BIBLE. THE BEST SPIRITUAL EXAMPLE FOR ALL OF US. YEAH RIGHT. What about Deborah? What about Peter? What about PAUL, for crying out loud? Noooo, Mary is the rockingest Bible chick.
Whatever.
But what REALLY, REALLY ticks me off is that her sister MARTHA is ALWAYS played off as a crappy, non-spiritual Martha Stewart while Mary is pretty much worshiped (hello, Leo da Vinci?). Okay, not worshiped, but it's always like, "Don't be like Martha, cuz she's dumb." Um, yeah right. I read John 11 over the summer about Lazarus. HELLO? Martha comes up to Jesus: John 11:21: "Lord," Martha said to Jesus. "If you had been here, my brother would not have died." Why is that suddenly played off as a bad thing? Maybe it's cuz I take things LITERALLY and am probably too STUPID and NOT INTELLECTUAL for y'all. But I see that as she comes to Jesus, she's flipping SAD about her brother, he just DIED, and she says, "If you had been here, my brother would not have died." Sure, I guess you could say that shows disappointment, but doesn't that also show trust? Belief that Jesus really is the Son of God and could stop even death? And then she says, "I believe that you are Christ, the Son of God, who has come into the world." Prattling off the right answer...or maybe she really believes that?
Ooooh, here comes the best part. When Mary sees Jesus, she says the SAME THING AS MARTHA. "If you had been here, my brother would not have died." Huh. So it's okay to slam MARTHA for that, but not MARY. Cuz MARY'S too perfect for all of us.
If all of you that actually read this sad excuse for a web page are suddenly all, "Huh? Wth?" sorry, it's just that this has REALLY BEEN BOTHERING ME and it has bothered me for a while, but it kind of peaked when we went over that chapter in youth group.
I still love half days. Even though I wasted away about half my day on the TV. No Narnia for me. Dang.
I am apparently unable to feel empathy for anyone else. I wonder if there's a word that means that... There probably is, I just can't think of it. If it's "unempathetic", I will kill myself. And I know sympathy is different from empathy, but I'm having a hard time with BOTH. Hmmm, searching, searching, searching... AAAH, here we go: aloof (I guess?), cool (not in some meanings of the word), uncaring (sure), unfriendly (not unless I'm in a really bad mood and you yell at me or something. Then I will assuredly kill you/kick your butt).
Apoof. That should be a word. Apoof.

PENGUINS

Okay, wth? I read the "Happy Feet" review last night...and there was a "spoiler warning". Read it again today to see why my dad thought it was so horrible...and there was no sw? Ooookaaaay...just something about humans being bad, I guess. But that was the theme of that one penguin movie..."Flipper" or "Tucker" or something. And it was just against human trappers and stuff.
I would play "Narnia" but everyone wants to watch football. Laaaame. I want to try to beat "Beaver Dam", but noooo... Hello. I actually no what to DO now. Jerks. *looks for cheats online* Suckers...
We found my mom a temporary wheelchair. EVERYTHING is chrome in the future!
Best radio station ever: Jack FM. Gotta love it.

L is for LOOOOOOSER...

I just reread my "Deep Thought" post. THAT WASN'T DEEP. I just wanted to get it out cuz, yeah, it was kind of bothering, but that WAS NOT DEEP AT ALL!!!! Grrrrrr I hate myself sometimes. I take myself too seriously all the time. I still like poetry tho. i'm pretty sure it's next to impossible for me to be "deep."
OMG I LOVE HALF DAYZ!!!!!!!!!!!
We got out at 10:30 FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS! 10:30 EVERYBODY! Oh yeah, that's A.M.
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Aaagh I love dodgeball, but I'm SO BAD AT IT. Although, I did hit one guy in the head. Sorry. But I have like no aim, so i didn't think it would hit him at all, BUT IT DID. And then Dylan was walking RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND I MISSED. Yet I love the sport and no one cares that I suck cuz they're busy making fun of the guys that can't throw to save their life. I'M NOT A GUY, SUCKA!!!!!!
SWEET, it says that in Happy Feet, Nicole Kidman AND Hugh Jackman are in it. Only Hugh Jackman is a penguin. I am totally gonna go see it just for those two. Actually, I don't even like Hugh Jackman, cuz he's not that good an actor, but I love Nicole Kidman. She is pretty much my favorite actor ever, besides Denzel Washington, and she totally replaced Samuel L. Jackson, who lost it after saying "M-----f-----" like 20 times during "Snakes on a Plane". Which, of course, I haven't seen.
HAHAHAHA HAYDEN CHRISTIANSEN WAS GIVEN ONE OF THE LEADS IN "FACTORY GIRL". OOOOH I CAN'T WAIT! of course, it'll probably be R so I won't get to make fun of him. Dang. Mary-Kate Olsen, my favorite crazed stalker, has a minor role. Hardy-har-har. Hmmm, I know that name. Jimmy Fallon is in it? HAYDEN CAN'T ACT HAYDEN CAN'T ACT EVER! MWAHAHA I laugh at your silly Jedi face.
Nathan and William started playing Narnia again last night, so I'm gonna start over now that I FINALLY know how to beat the ogres. Thanks for your help, suckers. NOT.
Jerks.
Soap = not going well. CAN'T THINK UP CONFRONTATION SCENE GRRRR.

Deep Thought: The Super Computer

Wow. What a shock. So Nathan kind of messed up my mind when he told me some of the people I knew were gay. And I know I shouldn't care about this, and I don't, because I'm about accepting the person, not the lifestyle, but it still came as a shock. Not really because they were gay, but because I couldn't pick it up. Cuz gay people are always stereotyped (like guys...long story) on TV and sometimes, I don't know, I feel like I should be able to pick this up. Kind of like on the office when they have the "Gaydar" and stuff.
I don't want this to affect me in a bad way, so like I'm apprehensive around these people when I'm around them next, and I know God wants me to love them and stuff, and I do. And I'm glad these people aren't all in your face about it and don't, I don't know, DO STUFF that would kind of turn me off, but it makes me sad that although I like these people and enjoy their company, I'm against some of what they stand for, and it's sad to know they, well, to be REALLY BLUNT, are going to hell, but as much as I want to say something, it's like, they're happy, AND MY BRAIN IS SO MESSED UP RIGHT NOW!
So yeah.
Dang, that was pretty deep. Even tho I had the crappiest grammar for like half of it.
*gasp*
I'm becoming a poet. CRAP.
I know I didn't soap today, but tomorrow's a half day so I could probably do two maybe? Unless my mom's home (which of course she will be), so I won't be able to write for a long time. I mean, it sometimes takes me like 2+ hours per eppy cuz I fool around and stall and all that.
I didn't have to go to piano cuz the power was out. Which was kind of cool and I totally needed it, seeing as with everything else going on I wouldn't have liked it. Weee.

POP goes the bracket!

I got my bottom braces on today. *audience clapping* I got to skip periods 4-6 and study hall. *more clapping* I popped off my first bracket today. *clapping slowly stops* Okay, maybe I shouldn't have been chewing pretzels. I mean, I was hungry, but that's no excuse. And the dentist won't even put it back on until WEDNESDAY! As in NEXT WEDNESDAY! LAAAAME.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I HATE THESE BRACES THEY STINK!
It's been an interesting week.
My mom broke her ankle.
I have broken braces.
I'm making a powerpoint about randomness and cows.
Gragh...

YOU MUST WHIP IT!

I haven't posted for a week for one reason and one reason only: The Movies.
I swear, that is THE funnest game ever.
Actually, I'm getting a little tired of it now, so maybe it's time to take a break.
So I guess that means I have to start the soap again.
Grrr.
I guess I'm glad we got a day off, but my day didn't exactly go too well today.
Crowd: Awwwww...
Yeah, sure.
Fact: Prayer really does work.
MOVIE NIGHT!
I swear, why do people go to these things if all they're going to do is hang out in the next room listening to ringtones and crap? I guess that's kind of not really a big deal, but it BOTHERS ME.
But we watched "What About Bob?" and "Remember the Titans". First time for me seeing both. WAB was really funny, actually. Best line in the whole movie: "Oh my gosh, it's Gil. He's been sitting around in there for about 8 hours and he's about to SCREAM." Or something like that. But he was talking about the fish and I started cracking up and everyone was like, "Wth, are you high?" and I'm all, "How can you not find that funny?" But that's just me. I also cracked up when I heard John Cryer sing "Whip it".
And, even though all my friends are going to kill me....
Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
Its not too late
To whip it
Whip it good (or "whip it well", if you're John Cryer...)

TGIF

Thank GOD it's Friday.
We had Distinguished Readers again today. Pretty sweet. We had a bunch of popcorn and talked about Princess Diaries. Well, I did.
I'm going to TRY to get my soap out this evening. I've got writer's block. AGAIN.
Writing stinks.

Get off my island before I blow my head off...

Okay, take a deep breath, count to ten, calm down-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
I. Am. Ticked.
Dad's sister (my aunt Something-Or-Other, but I wouldn't really KNOW her name, now WOULD I?) is offering us four round trip tickets to anywhere we wanna go. Well, not anywhere. She wants us to come to South Carolina to be with the family. My DAD'S family. For THANKSGIVING or CHRISTMAS.
NO THANK YOU!
Sure, I love to travel. I like planes and who doesn't like complimentary Starbursts?
But it's CHRISTMAS we're talking about for crying out LOUD!!!!!!
Okay, Christmas, is my FAVORITE holiday, and it might sound corny and really Miss America of me (WORLD PEACE, Y'ALL! I do still want some leather pants...brown ones, nice and creaky), but I love Christmas and it's a holiday I like to spend here. In Washington. With friends and family.
BUT NO.
Screw Thanksgiving. My parents are thinking we'll most likely go during Christmas.
And they won't let me stay home.
WHY? There are FOUR tickets, not FIVE. You wouldn't have to spend MONEY if you let ME stay home where there are people I actually KNOW AND LIKE. And it's not like there's anything to do in South Carolina.
WHAT ABOUT THANKSGIVING? I hate Thanksgiving. Besides the fact that we have a 4 day weekend, it's a stupid holiday and I don't even like turkey. But my mom says it's only a 4 day weekend, so we'd have a short trip. HELLO? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? When have we EVER gone on a vacation that was longer than 2 days?
PLUS, I know NOBODY in Dad's family. I know my grandparents and we've been there one other time and I met all these weirdo cousins and crap, but I don't KNOW anybody there. I probably don't even LIKE anybody there.
I guess it's kind of hard for my Dad seeing as all his family lives on the East Coast and he doesn't see them or even talk to them all that much, and my mom sees her family all the time since they all live in Washington and Oregon.
But I don't feel that sympathetic.
Wow a whole flipping essay of hateful venting.
At least I'm not like Cole on "Sixth Sense". "KILL THEM DANGIT KILL THEM ALL BLOOD BLOOD SHUT UP I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!"
Eh.
Please pray for me.

P.S. WRITING BLOCK NO LONGER, NEW SOAP EPISODE TOMORROW!!!
...if anyone cares...

BEST MATLOCK EPISODE EVER

AAAAAAAAAAH THEY PLAYED THE COOLEST MATLOCK EPISODE EVER TODAY! I swear, it was called "The Thoroughbred". And they bring a HORSE into the COURT ROOM. NIFTY!
Nathan and William are watching "A Mighty Wind" and it's not that funny.
Weee...
They upped the grading scale in PE. I am so screwed.

AAAAGH...Red Baby...

I know it's Mr. Faxon's first year at our school, but he could at least open the band room door. I waited outside for like 10 minutes in 30 degree weather. My FROSTBITE had frostbite. By the time I got to science, my fingers were all black and they called me "Emo Fingers".
Grr...
Then, at PE we had to go to the portables and I got locked outside. Again. With the guy I happen to be stalking. NOT EVEN MY FAULT.
But it turned out to be a nice day.
Nice.
Funny word.
I DON'T WANT TO WRITE MY SOAP!
It's boring.
And I don't want to dance to Paul Oakenfold.
Eh.
I got caught in science looking up the Green party yesterday. No, I'm not considering voting for something that stands for anarchy. But I thought I was going to get in trouble...and Mr. Anderson told me to go for it. Wow. I am so lucky. I'm thinking if it had been any other party, I would not be alive.

Pick Your Political Party (I dare you to say that 5 times fast)

GAAAAAAAAH I hate politics. Hey, maybe THAT'S my gift. THAT'S WHAT MY BIG MOUTH IS FOR! POLITICS! OH THANK YOU LORD! It might be...but I thought writing was? Eh. I don't know. It's probably cuz I've been thinking politically since...yesterday.
BUT ANYWAY.
I guess I have no political party.
Wait that came out wrong.
I mean, if I were 18 (which I'm not and probably never will be...wait), I'd vote Republican, but I looked up stuff on Libertarians and Independents and I agree with what they say.
(WARNING!!!: The following is just a bunch of political junk. If you don't want to be bored out of your very existence, stop reading here.)
Libertarian: Believe the government's job is to protect us from initiating force or whatever (I read all of this at school, yet when I go on Google at my house, that website doesn't show), not use that force to make decisions, even if it is for our "own good". People that do stupid things should be held accountable (I think...WHERE IS THAT GAY WEBSITE?). (Only downside, they think pot is okay. And they also said that if someone watches a porno, and then commits sexual assault, it's the assault they should be punished for, which I agree with, but they make it sound like porno's okay. Um...what if I think differently? Still, most of it sounded really good. Only there are pacifist Libertarians and militant Libertarians, and I'm not really...either.)
Independent: Want to reduce immigration (FINALLY), and stop all government subsidies to illegal aliens; no driver’s licenses for illegals (this was the part I got stuck on: I mean, they finally got here. Doesn't that defeat the purpose? And what if they've already become American citizens. AM I THINKING WRONG ABOUT THIS?), restore a debt free money system, uphold traditional marriage and family values (HALLELUJAH), protect the right to life of the innocent unborn (YES! YES! I TOLD YOU ABORTION WAS MURDER!), and stop the undeclared wars which are daily costing American lives and billions of tax dollars (I don't know EXACTLY what this means, but it sounds like the war in Iraq...which I kind of support...uh oh...).
So it's like I'm choosing between ice cream flavors, only instead of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry, I've got Reagan, Less Government, and Family Values For Everyone.
Only 4 years to figure it out...

Kick off your Sunday shoes

My mom finally got "Footloose". AAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Pros: FINALLY GET TO SEE WILLARD! Not as at as the guy from the play, tho. In fact, with those pants, he kind of bothered me, but he was still really hilarious. Um, good soundtrack. Even tho it was all 80's.
Cons: Lots of language and awkward scenes (Ariel admitting she's not a virgin, Chuck and Ariel getting dressed after a "rendevous", Ren describing a sex scene).
But it was still okay.
Umm, carmel shake.
Caramel malt sounds pretty disgusting, but it's actually really good.
Survey edits:
Movie #4: Prisoner of Azkaban and instead of "Breathe into me", I like "Accidentally in Love" a lot more.
Like y'all care.

Deep Political Insights

We're researching in SS about the upcoming elections, leading up to a mock vote. My group got I-933. I don't understand why everyone's opposed to this.
I-933 in a nutshell: The government won't be able to take possession of your property (your PRIVATE property) for public uses without your consent and their money. AND if your property is damaged, they will help you COMPENSATE FOR THAT!!!
Why do people think this is a bad thing?
I was trying to be unbiased about the whole thing, but then I saw, "Maria Cantwell votes no on I-933," and that sealed the deal for me right there.
Oops.
But it's going to be kind of funny seeing the results of the mock election. Everyone: *votes Democrat*
I think I might be an Independent. It would help some aspects of the voting process (even tho I won't be 18 for...4 more years), like how I tend to vote for someone if I at once see the word "Republican" by their name, but then again, it's on the person and not really the party.
Agh. I have to go watch Footloose. Weee. Willard better be hot like he was in the play.

Post 300 and my homemade survey

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! WOOOO! PARTY PURPLE! YEAH! WOOO!
Okay, enough celebrating. Yes, my font is still purple. Behold, my homemade SURVEY!
w00t w00t! Feel free to rip it off my blog!

Shallow Survey For Girls
WHAT…is your name?:	Lauren
WHAT…is your current state?:	WA
WHAT…color is your house?:	Pukish green with white trim
FAVORITES
Month:	March
Color:	Turquoise
CD:	End of Silence
Movie #1:	Lion King
Movie #2:	Sky High
Movie #3:	Over the Hedge
Movie #4:	Willow
Movie #5:	I think Shrek 2 or something
Top 5 favorite songs:	Sweet Home Alabama, Breathe into Me, Starry Eyed Surprise, Hello, Keeping You Warm
Band:	Red or something preppy punk
Food:	Pizza
Actor:	James Earl Jones
Actress:	Anne Hathaway
Ice cream:	Chocolate anything
State:	Oregon is pretty cool
This or That
Coke or Pepsi:	Coke
Republican or Democrat:	Republican
Drums or Guitar:	Drums
Surfing or snowboarding:	I love water
Math and science or English and social studies:	I love math and English, but hate the other two
French or Spanish:	French!!11
Rain or sun:	Rain is cool, but then my mom makes me wear a coat. :P
Blondes or brunettes:	BRUNETTES
Red or blue:	Blue
Mario or Luigi:	Luigi!
Pink or black:	Both are nice
Preppy or emo:	EMOS!!!!
Your Ideal Guy
Hair color?:	Brown
Eye color?:	Does anyone really pay any attention to ones eyes?
Tall or short:	Over 6'0", PLEASE don’t be shorter than me
Do you care if he doesn’t share your views/religion?:	YES!!!!!
Most important aspect of a relationship:	He BETTER be a Christian
Turn ons?:	Sense of humor, doesn’t laugh at my favorite movies or preppy music, good relationship with God
Short or long hair?:	SHORT, I BEG YOU
Buff?:	Hmm….
Super random questions
Have you seen Over the Hedge?:	YESSS I love Steve Carell
If so, was it good?:	DUH!
Were you eating chicken while watching this film?:	Wth?
Do you even like chicken?:	YES!!!!!
Do you know how long this quiz took me to make?:	Do I care?
About 30 minutes. Does that make you feel better?:	No
What’s your favorite crayon?:	Butterscotch
If you dye your hair within the next 24 hours, will you give me coloring tips?:	Sure…

:O THEY'RE ALREADY MAKING A MOVIE OF THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE???

Nuff said.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I had to practice trombone for a flipping HOUR. I mean, yeah, I know it's my fault for procrastinating all week, BUT COME ON, AN HOUR ON A FLIPPIN BRASS INSTRUMENT?
TORTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Making a survey... Not yet... But I will... MWAHAHAHA! HA! HA! Yeah...
My grandparents are here. Just thought you'd like to know.
If you even care. *sniff*
I'm busy feeding my HP obsession. Hm, is Emma Watson REALLY British? I don't THINK so. Dang, she is. Sad, she's only ever been on anything about Harry Potter.
My first kid shall be named...STANISLAV!!!

Try ONLY TWO POSTS AWAY FROM 300! OOOOH!

Wow...it's true.
I still want to make a survey. REALLY bad. But I signed up on Bzoink and tried to log in, but they're like, "wrong password" so I tried to get an "I forgot my password" e-mail, but they're all, "Sorry, that e-mail is not registered here," or something, so I try to make a new account and they're all, "That e-mail is already registered." WTC?
Grrr...
Walker had a Halloween party last night. I'm pretty much sworn off cupcakes and ice cream for a while (tho I had some cake for breakfast...oops) and "Resident Evil 4" scarred me for life. What's wrong with me? But it was fun.
I am seriously rethinking my writing career. Because I would not be able to make the deadlines. Even if, as a self-employed independent writer, there are none. I mean, I'm writing a flippin soap and I can barely get one part out a week.
Speaking of deadlines, I know Meg Cabot has more than one series and writes for adults AS WELL as teenagers, but I require at least two Princess Diaries books a year. And I don't care if this is nearly impossible. I want Mia to break up with micheal. Badly. And she's keeping me from knowing what's going on. "Sweet Sixteen Princess" didn't even count as a second Princess Diaries book, so she better start writing. She only has two months left. Tick tock...
My hair isn't dyed turquoise, unfortunately. Wha? Don't ask.
I'm going to have to rethink my Halloween costume. There are no Robin costumes in my size, especially not for girls. Okay, I am not a slut. I wish those weren't the only costumes they have available. Only a few teenage girls who were looking at the "Hot, Hot, HOT!" costumes didn't look too happy when I mentioned this at party city. Hm, I believe Little Red Riding Hood actually wore CLOTHES.

Just say it: "I'm a dirtbag."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I LOVE "OVER THE HEDGE" BEST MOVIE EVER AAAAAAAAH!
No, seriously, I love that movie, it's COOL.
I saw it last night and it's probably the funniest movie I've ever seen. Dr. Phil makes a cameo appearance. Only you don't see his face. Is that considered a cameo?
The only part that was weird was when Stella and that cat...NOTHING BAD, I just get bothered by things like that.
The best part in the movie was when Hammy had caffeine. YESSSSS!
Wow... That's all I really had to say.
Dakota scares me.
Me-ow.

HAHAHAHAHA I did another survey and I know you all hate me now cuz you're like, "EW, I HATE LAUREN, DANG ANOTHER SURVEY" OOOH yes my sad little losers

Everything Anyone Ever Wanted To Know About You
The Basic Stuff
Name?:	Lauren
Age?:	13
Height?:	5'8", 5'9"
Weight?:	134.5 pounds
Birthday?:	1/16
Birthplace?:	Seattle
Current Location?:	Washington
School/Grade?:	8
Zodiac Sign?:	Cappy
Chinese Zodiac Sign?:	Chicken possibly?
Righty or Lefty?:	Righty
Haircolor?:	Brown and curly
Eyecolor?:	Blue
Skin Color?:	Whiter than anything you have ever known
About You
What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc)?:	Two parents, together, two siblings
Any Pets?:	Yeah
If So What Are They?:	Dog and bunny
Favorite Relative?:	Grandparents?
Least Favorite Relative?:	*humming...*
What's Your Heritage/Race?:	White
Political Affilation?:	REPUBLICAN
Love & Sex
Sexuality?:	I thought I was bi, but I'm hetero
Are You In A Relationship Now?:	No
If So, With Whom?:	hello, look up
For How Long?:	AAAAAGH
Are You In Love?:	NOOOOOOO
Do You Have A Crush On Anyone?:	NOOOOOOOOO
Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?:	Gross!
How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?:	NBK
Virgin?:	You know it
If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time?:	I'm not a slut, thanks
Was It Enjoyable?:	SICK
What's The Farthest You've Ever Gone?:	Florida
Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?:	SICK
Best Love Quote?:	I don't believe in love
Your Friends
Best?:	Do I HAVE to choose one?
How Many Do You Have?:	Why do you care?
More Guys Or Girls?:	I don't want to have to count them all
Love Them All?:	Yes
Any You Wish You Were Closer To?:	Well...
Oldest?:	Wouldn't know
Newest?:	EMOS!!!!!
Pen Pal?:	THEY ABANDONED ME!!! *sob*
Friends And Words: Associate Them
Pen:	Heather
Flower:	Omg, I was talking about that today...Walker
Pink:	Carlee
Window:	Tyler
Heart:	Kelsey
Mother:	My mom?
Bread:	Mark lol
Insane:	TYLER
Sunglasses:	Marvine
Pimp:	AMBER
Cross:	Jesus
Lonely:	EMOS!!!!
Car:	Tim
Music:	Amber or Emily
This Or That
Boxers or Briefs?:	BOXERS!!!!!!!
Thongs or G-Strings?:	Gross, sicko
Shorts or Pants?:	PANTS
Shoes or Barefeet?:	SOCKS
Books or Movies?:	BOTH
Night or Day?:	MEOW
Dark or Light?:	DARKNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FOR EMOS!!!!11
Mountains or Beach?:	BEACH!!!11
Snow or Sun?:	SNOW!!!!!11
Pepsi or Coke?:	COKE!!!!!11
Guys or Girls?:	hello, straight...GUYS!!!!!
Swim or Surf?:	WATER!!!!!!!1
For or Against
Gay Marriage?:	AGAINST
Abortion?:	AGAINST
Bush Getting Re-elected?:	For, I guess
Suicide?:	AGAINST
War?:	Depends
Pants?:	FOR
Clothes In General?:	FOR
Penises?:	AGAINST
Favorites
Color?:	Turquoise
Number?:	3728934790278907178978169543543
Holiday?:	Christmas or Halloween
Season?:	Fall
Movie?:	Lion King
Book?:	Too many to choose from
Magazine?:	People
Food?:	Pizza
Drink?:	MILKSHAKES!!!!!1 FOR THE EMOS!!!!!!
TV Show?:	...Ya like winkles?
Song?:	Oooooh we gonna dance all night, dance all night to THIS DJ
Band?:	Nickelback cracks me up
Computer Game?:	Sims
Video Game?:	Eh?
Anime/Manga?:	GAY!!!
Shirt?:	That black perfect fit tee
Pants?:	My dark jeans
Actor?:	I know I have one...
Actress?:	Anne Hathaway
Singer?:	Usher is FUNNY
Flower?:	I hate flowers
Scent?:	Almond extract
Animal?:	HORSE!!!!!!!!
Cookie?:	Sugar
The Future
Want To Go To College?:	No, but I HAVE TO
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?:	Alive
Want To Get Married?:	Yeeeeeeeeeeeno
Want To Have Kids?:	yes...wait...how does that work? VIRGIN HAS SIX KIDS, WOOOO!
What Would Their Names Be?:	TOO MANY NAMES
How Many?:	8
Where Do You Want To Live?:	New York
Where Do You Want To Get Married?:	NOT GETTING MARRIED
How Do You Want To Die?:	AWAY FROM YOU!!!!!!1
More Stuff About You
Piercings?:	I wish
Tattoos?:	No
Smoke?:	No
Drink?:	No
Do Drugs?:	No
Skinny Dip?:	NO
Greatest Fear?:	Rejection. Not even joking
Chocolate or Vanilla?:	Chocolate
Go To Church?:	YES
Religion?:	Don't have one, I'm a Christian
Scars?:	No
CDs Owned?:	A LOT
Collections?:	Uh???
Like To Be Naked?:	NO
Ever Eaten Sushi?:	NO
An Entire Case Of Oreos?:	I WISH
Been On Stage?:	YES
Danced In The Rain?:	YES
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?:	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Weirdest Dream?:	People in my youth group were really stupid
Best Dream?:	I totally DIED, it was COOL
Saddest Dream?:	No comment
Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?:	When you wish upon a STAR...
Think You're Attractive?:	If I were a boy I'd marry me
Shoplifted?:	No
Been Caught "Doing Something"?:	no
Weirdest Makeout Place?:	up your butt and around the corner
Like Thunderstorms?:	:)
Favorite Shoes?:	Converse
Favorite Quote?:	SHUT THE HECK UP
Best Advice Given?:	SEE ABOVE
Worst Advice Given?:	If you just ignore him, he'll leave you alone
Favorite Song Lyric?:	This song's for the emo kids, with their punk rock rockabilly screamo lids
What Quote Says Most About Your Life?:	EMOS!!!!!!!!
Glad This Is Over?:	I'm so glad to be alive
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Survey

Found a most excellent survey. Okay, it wasn't THAT excellent, but I like taking these. Here are my answers...if y'all care.

Lame-Stupid-Random Survey
Basics
Name::	Lauren
Birthplace::	Seattle
Birthdate::	1/16/93
Current City of Residence::	NO THEY'LL COME FIND ME!
Family Members::	4
Favorites
Color::	Turquoise
Beverage::	Milkshakes
Movie::	Lion King, or Sky High
Musical::	High School Musical, uh, I loved Footloose
Board Game::	Life
Computer Game::	Lame horse games wif bad graphics...or Sims
Game to Roleplay::	Uh...?
Animal::	HORSES!!!!!1
Sport::	BASKETBALL!
Book::	Wow...I'd have to say...LOOK, A BIRD! *runs away*
A Day In The Life..
School::	Wha? I'm in junior high...
Typical Mood::	Get out of my way, loser
Usually Found?::	At school, on cpu, etc.
Collects::	Wth?
Have You Ever
Been kissed::	NO
Done drugs::	NO
Eaten an entire box of Oreos:	I wish
Eaten sushi::	Gross
Been on stage::	YUP
Been in a car accident::	Thank you God, no
This or That
Cold or Hot::	Cold
Blue or Red::	Blue
Rain or Snow::	Surprisingly rain...cuz it never snows here *tear*
Wool or Cotton::	Cotton
Private or Public School::	PUBLIC, PLEASE, I BEG YOU!
Chocolate or Plain Milk::	Chocolate...duh
Celsius or Farenheit::	Whatever's normal
Spring or Fall::	Fall
Science or History::	Wow...science
Math or English::	At the moment...English
"Love Life"
Do you like somebody?::	Kind of
Do they know?::	No, we don't really talk
Do you want them?::	Naaaah
Are they hot?::	I guess?
Random
Who do you e-mail the most?:	Amber...or Emily
Who do you IM the most?:	no one, I hate Im
Who are you talking to now?::	myself
Are you currently in love?::	Yeah, with a fictional character
Is this survey lame?::	Oh yes
Isn't bzoink! nifty? =) ::	No
In 24 hours have you...
...Showered?::	Have to
...Had a serious talk?::	no
...Hugged someone?::	Yep
...Gotten along with your parents?::	Yep
...Fought with a friend?::	No
...Done something kind for someone?:	Sorry!
Do You Like To...
Give hugs?::	Uh huh...just not some people...*shudders*
Give back rubs?::	NO
Take walks in the rain?::	Aaaah yes...like in Canada...
Cook?::	Bake...but whatever
Eat?::	HALLELUJAH!
Sleep?::	10 hours a night!
Who..?
..Knows you the best?::	My parents
..Have you known the longest?::	Parents
..Do you know the most about?::	My dog
..Do you consider your friend?::	My friends...wait...
..Is most likely to end up in jail?::	Cadell
..Can you go to with your problems?::	God
..Do you want to get to know better?::	Ooooh...*looks longingly across hall at school*
..Do you spend the most time with?::	My computer
Have You...
..Been to a concert?::	How can you NOT have been to a concert?
..Loved someone so much it made you cry?::	Well, not LOVED, but yeah, I cried
..Cheated on a test?::	No, but people copy off me all the time
..Ever stalked someone?::	YESSSSSSSS!
..Done something you regret?::	Who hasn't?
..Been in an online relationship?::	No, gross
Random Questions
Single or Hooked?::	Single :( Actually, I'm quite happy with this arrangement
What is your worst habit?::	Beating people up
Scariest moment?::	I used to have a stalker, too...*gulp*
Do you swear too much?::	Not swearing per se, but I need to tone it down a notch
How do you feel about homosexuality?::	God said no. Why do you care? Sicko.
Where are you right now?::	AT home.
Are you sitting by anyone?::	No. They all hate me.
What song are you listening to?::	We're all in this together from HSM
What is the last thing you said?::	"You're so weird,"
What's on your mousepad?::	Dilbert...and MJ
What are the last four digits of your phone number?::	nyb, loser
What was the last thing you ate?::	HOT POCKET...pepperoni kind
If you were a crayon, what color would you be?::	BUTTERSCOTCH!
How many buddies do you have on your list?::	15 or so...:(
What's the weather like right now?::	It was raining...
What do you feel like doing?::	TRACKING YOU DOWN AND KILLING YOU!!1
What is your favorite quote?::	Anything Speed has ever said or done
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Revelations about chapstick

NO WAY! Chapstick is the bomb. Especialy DQ flavored Chapstick. Whoever created Chapstick is my friend. Especially DQ flavored Chapstick. I love Chapstick.
Anyways.
I'M NOT A STALKER!!!!!
Just thought I'd tell you.
And all you emos out there, in case I start stalking you.
Meep.
I just fixed myself a flipping meal. And I had pizza at lunch, so a pepperoni hot pocket isn't that wise a decision. Or a cheese stick before hand. *sigh*
TYLER IS BEYOND PERVERTED! I had to sit behind him in study hall. AAAAAH!
Ew, this pocket is cold. GROSS!
Finished "Sanctuary" by Jenny Carroll. "Safe House" was better.

Hulk angry

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah we had to do this dumb "Are you proud to be an American?" essay. And I love my teacher, but she ALWAYS uses this as an oppurtunity to do some cArAzY Bush rant. Which doesn't even have to do with America. Um, hello, he didn't commit mass genocide, he was just ELECTED. Oh yeah, and what about CLINTON? He sucked worse than Bush! And NIXON? But noooo, of course it's "BUSH SUCKS" 24/7. I'm no Bushwhacker, but he is the leader of our country, he's not doing THAT bad of a job, so SUCK IT UP, LIBERAL CRAP FOR BRAINS.
Waaah! Enough political rant.
Sooooooo...
I AM NOT STALKING AN EMO BOY! I'M NOT!!!! NOT EVEN STALKING NOT STALKING AT ALL!
Meeeorp...
Yeah.

What Kind of Republican Are You? (I wish I'd thought of it)

http://www.quizilla.com/users/bangbangkid2/quizzes/What%20Kind%20of%20Republican%20are%20You%3F/

I still want a nose ring

I'm skipping Sunday School.
No, really, my mom said it's okay.
It's basically my dad's fault.
But I'm not really blaming him cuz I didn't want to go.
I wanna see if I can switch to the guys' sunday school. And not because it's all guys. I've known some of them forever and it's like, "Ew..."
And Jodie teaches that class...I think.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS!
But I have to get back to church today for nursery. CUZ BRENDAN'S GONNA BE IN IT FINALLY! YAAAAAAY!
Hahaha I killed Victor, read my soap.
OMG I FOUND THE AWESOMEST REPUBLICAN QUIZ EVER! TAKE IT IF YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN AND YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!

CHURCH BULLETINS

OMG THESE ARE HILARIOUS! Thanks Emily!:
Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
Announcement in a church bulletin for a national PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
Remember in prayer the many that are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again", giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 pm. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm - prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 pm there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

Lol, these are so bad, but they're FUNNY!
So we went to the Homecoming Game last night to watch the Knights get KILLED. Which was cool. BTW, Knights isn't my team, so that's why it was awesome, in case you're confused. But our team won, only it was painful to watch cuz I guess they're good, but they play sloppy. Grrr... I saw so many people I knew, tho. Dylan hit Walker in the face and Walker hit his root beer. I had a puffy green gangsta coat. And I got to wear Nathan's crown.
I made a pretty amazing cellphone movie today using images from today's paper.
Policeman: *looking through window* We're looking for a very important suspect today.
Woman #1: *covering face with hands* He's such a monster.
Man: *eating Twinkie* I don't know...I just live here.
*Little children are shown trick-or-treating*
Woman #2: Keep our children safe.
*Scary man is shown*
Narrator: And no...it's not this guy.
Nathan: *walks in*
Lauren: IT'S HIM! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

HOMECOMING! The greatest gathering of superteens...aaaand I lost it.

Well. It's settled. I now have an older brother. Who's Homecoming King. WEIRD!!! Yeah, there was the coronation today and I was escorting him, only we got some really lame song. Then we watched this lame video that was just pictures of the same 6 people and nobody else from the Homecoming Court, and Nathan was crowned King.
STILL WEIRD!
It's quite a self esteem downer, seeing your brother a senior, class president, AND homecoming king, but then it's cool, cuz he's really happy AND he'll get to go to UW cuz he's so darn popular. Oldest children are so lucky.
LOL world's unanswered question = pretty funny.
brb.
HALLOWEEN!!!!! I'ma gonna be Robin from Teen Titans. How about you? I should get some of my friends to be Teen Titans, too. I still want to be Cyborg. But it would be hard to find an all metal costume. And I'm not black.
Justin Timberlake is a perverted sex-obsessed moron. And he thinks just because he has that gay hat and uses the word f-ers in his new CD makes him sexy AND cool. Sorry, Justin, you're just LAME.

Lauren's NEW and IMPROVED List of Awesome Books (YEAYA!)

I wrote this today in LAR. Some might be from the last ones, but DO I CARE? NO!

1. Bad Kitty, by Michele Jaffe: A forensics obsessed teenager goes to Vegas, gets attacked by a cat, and stumbles upon a murder mystery. Then her friends take a road trip to come visit her whilst listening to country music ("I wanna whack your pinata." It's not perverted, it's about a guy at his little brother's birthday party) and there's that really hot British guy with GREEN ADIDAS! I don't know, he actually didn't sound that hot, I'd have to see him first, even tho British guys rule. However, I seem to have never met one. *sob* Although, from what I've heard, they can't seem to pronounce Cheetos. (Pass the Classics.)

2. Princess in Love, by Meg Cabot: A book in "The Princess Diaries" series, Mia Thermopolis tries to break up with her boyfriend while stalking her best friend's descriptively sexy older brother, who is Jewish (just a fact, so is his sister, I finally figured out), dark haired (YESSS), a musical genius, a regular genius (MENSAAAAAAA!!!!!!!) and a senior. :( My favorite part was the journal entries about movies and stuff. I looked for that one book and it doesn't exist, which stinks cuz I would have liked to have read it, lol. I LOVE FOOTLOOSE!

3. Safehouse, by Jenny Carroll: A book in the "1-800-Where-R-U?" series, Jessica Mastriani is blamed for the death of a high school cheerleader. In the mean time, the cheerleader's ex-boyfriend (well, he wasn't really her ex, cuz they were still going out before she died, so I don't know what I would call him), ahem, FORMER boyfriend starts hitting on her and being really MANLY emotional like (I loved his description. I was like, "DUDE, I KNOW THIS GUY!") and then ANOTHER cheerleader gets captured and all this wonderful stuff happens. IT'S A GOOD BOOK! READ IT!!!

4. Surviving the Applewhites, by Stephanie S. Tolan: COOLEST BOOK EVER! A juvenile delinquent who burned down his former elementary school, Jake Semple is taken in by the Applewhites, a scary artsy family (oooh, I feel your pain, Jake...) and discovers himself and all this lame zen stuff. And then there were parts where it was in E. D.'s POV (she's one of the Applewhite girls and she's all depressed that she's not talented like her family. She's also REALLY ANNOYING) and she's just really annoying and has CDO (like OCD, only in alphabetical order...like it should be...) and stuff. But it's a really good/funny book. And Jake has red hair and is all super talented and lands this part in a musical.

5. The Lord of the Rings, by J. R. R. Tolkien: Hobbit finds Ring, hobbits leaves with Ring, hobbit destroys Ring, meanwhile all his friends fight evil and hook up (GUYS AND GIRLS, EVERYBODY, GUYS AND GIRLS!) and stuff. I LOVE FANTASY!!!! (also a good fantasy series that I just started: The Dragonlance Chronicles. Seriously. READ THEM.)

6. The Chronicles of Narnia, by C. S. Lewis: Coming from a guy whose name was Clive Staples, this is a most excellent series. All these kids get transported into this magical land called Narnia and meet this lion called Aslan, who is an allegory for Jesus. "The Magician's Nephew" is one of the best books because it describes what Creation might have been like. And it's funny. ("I MADE THE FIRST JOKE!" "Dude, you WERE the first joke.")

7. The Scarlet Pimpernel, by Baroness Orczy: Okay, when I started this is was all lame and boring, but it got WAY BETTER, except I accidentally found out the end too early and I was sad, but it was STILL GOOD. Apparently the French did drugs back then? SNUFF POWDER!!! Ways to foil a frenchman: Switch his snuff with pepper, then laugh and run away while he sneezes.

ChaseR, by...I forgot: City kid moves to the country. A novel written in e-mails, Chase Riley tells his friends of country life, how much he hates cicadas, girls, and how much he hates hunters. Especially after they shot his dog. Which was really sad, cuz I kinda could relate. I mean, it's kinda heartless to kill animals, but that's what God made them for and stuff, but I would be mad if someone shot my dog. But it's funny. He swears a lot, tho. And is kinda perverted. But it was a good book.8.

9. The Girl Who Invented Romance, by Caroline B. Cooney: I don't actually like this book, cuz it was incredibly shallow and really stupid and stuff, but it came with a REALLY FUN GAME. Okay, not really fun, but when you're bored, it’s hilarious. Yeah. So anyways. 16-year-old Kelly whats-her-name creates a board game that will ROMANCE. She totally starts dating this basketball dude at the end and it's all lame. Sorry if I told you the end, but you kind of saw it coming, cuz the whole time she was like, "I only want to date a basketball guy," or something, cuz everyone else was a loser, which isn't fair cuz YEAH they might be obsessed with anime, but they know Harry Potter like no one else. I AM ONE OF THEM. But I wouldn't date a girl.help her better understand the oh so complicated and really gay um...thing of

10. Skye's the Limit, by I forgot again: Same with this book, I don't actually like it, but it's REALLY FUNNY!!!! Skye BERYL O'Shea (she has this thing about her middle name) goes to an ADVENTURE camp and meets two really mean girls, two really nice girls, an evil counselor that looks like a man, a really hot guy (and she's in like 6th grade. Eh? Wth? He wasn't THAT cute.), and learns that she has strength. (LOL there was this part where they had to say their name and an adjective that started with the first letter of their name. Laaame. But they did it and it was really funny. "I'm Amanda, and I'm ANNOYED." "I'm Mason and I'm...magical." "I'm Skye and I'm...um um um *succumbing to peer pressure* um um um um um um um SUPERGIRL!" And then Mason writes her a letter. She's apparently the coolest girl he knows. And she never sees him again. *shakes head*)

SCRUB! SCRUB HARDER!

I just swiffered the kitchen floor. And I'm going to have to practice before 5. I'm worked so hard. *sniff* LOOK AT MY FINGERS!
You: Um...
SEE! YOU CAN SEE THE BONES!!!!
You: Sure...
But yeah.
AAAAGH Jared is having a party, but I can only go for like 2 hours and then I'm forced to go to the church sing-a-long. And my dad's really mad that the party's tonight cuz he feels like now no one will go to the sing-a-long. I don't know, I kinda would be too, but I still would rather hang out with friends then go to the sing-a-long where I doubt my friends are going to be. Then again, consider: Would I rather hang out with kids I'm not sure I consider friends, or go with my family because they're not going to have it any other way? Hm...
That Swiffer stuff is gross. It was sticking to my feet.
WTH I TURNED IN "BEYOND THE FLIPPING DEEPWOODS"! NYAAAARGH! *snorgs*
Grrr, I'd like to bite them.
If I were a HTML master, I'd create my own HP rp. But I'm not. I can only think of ideas, like an accurate House placing test and more. Cuz that LAME rp I joined, everybody was Slytherin and it was like, "Why even bother? Um, Ravenclaw?" Slytherins: *shun*
Hm...thinking...I HAD something, but I forgot.

Ewwww, tequitos are GROSS!

I tried one and I guess I'm not very open minded. MY BAD. They are perridy gross. I want chicken.
HAPPYSEVVIEDAYHAPPYSEVVIEDAYHAPPYSEVVIEDAY! HAPPY!!!!!!!! SEVVIE!!!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
Phew. I couldn't say that at all at school cuz they would give you a detention if you did. WHAT? You're desecrating this beatiful holiday! Well, yeah, it doesn't exist. BUT IT'S STILL SO MUCH FUN. Some of the sevvies seriously believed it. "Awww waaah you wouldn't do that to mee I'm your best girrrrlfraaaaaand." AGH we got the ANNOYING kids this year. Hmmm...a mere 5 months ago, I was one of them. WHY DOES IT SEEM SO DIFFERENT NOW? Well, for one I was wearing blue at the pep assembly. YES. But Mr. Faxon made us sit on the freshmen side, which was WEIRD. So I ran over to help the wedgies during "We've got Spirit". And....
...............
....................
We lost.
:(
But we got second place, unlike last year when we got third EVERY TIME except that one...GLORIOUS...day. *sighs dreamily*
HP RP = LAME. I'm quitting. I want an active one. Hm, Google search.
EWWWWW I'M NOT DATING A BRODY! Quizilla is home to a vast amount of SICK PEOPLE. EWWWWWW.
BRb.
Actually, I don't really know why I needed to say that, since I have nothing else to say.
Except that I need a CD to listen to right now. NOT FAMILY FORCE 5.

Disappointment comes in small packages...wait...that made no sense

AAAAAAAAAGH! I get all excited, joining some STUPID Harry Potter RP, AND NO ONE'S EVER ONLINE! And only TWO PEOPLE BESIDES ME HAVE POSTED! TWO PEOPLE! THE MODERATOR DOESN'T EVEN COME ON ANYMORE!!! AAAAAAGH!
Phew. Anyways. I had a pretty good day. MR. FAXON WAS WEARING PLUM AGAIN! LOL!
We had to take this lame survey in science. It was like a health youth survey whatever. "Have you ever taken drugs?" Uh...no. "When was the first time you did drugs?" I don't do drugs. "Have you ever gone to school high?" -_- NO. Hm, apparently I am bipolar. Like other people I know. *glares*
ANYWAYS...
We were playing the news game. I AM A RED PERSON! AND I WISH I WERE A RED STATER! RED STATES ARE NOT FOR HICKS! Mrs. Schultz-Story gave me Laffy Taffy for reading. And I got a carmel apple pop after Victoria threw it at my head. *rubs CAP indent* We had to watch this weird "Telltale Heart" dramatization, it was SCARY. We didn't get to see him stab the old man, tho. There's a bloodier version. I think we should watch it. :)
Hm hm hm... PIZZA!!!!!!!!!
SOMEONE JOIN THE HP RP I'M BORED Y'ALL! GO THERE! Here, I'll give you the link again!
http://hoggyhowarts.proboards89.com/index.cgi
YOU MUST JOIN!!! *uses mind powers and forks, plus blasts Hawk Nelson from speakers* Actually, I'm not blasting Hawk Nelson right now. BRB. *sings Counting Crows while waiting for CD to work* These lines of LIGHTNING mean we're NEVER alone, NEVER alone, no no, COME ON COME ON!!!! Oh....sorry...
HA! I'm blasting it now, sucka!

Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

I just found this HP rp and y'all should join.
http://hoggyhowarts.proboards89.com/index.cgi
It's lame cuz NO ONE'S ON AND I WANNA RP WITH SOMEONE!
I'm iseethrestals. Message me or something.
MUST RP.

Show me the MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

They're bribing me. They're bribing me to continue with piano. They say it's not a bribe, just to help with motivation. And I guess it's not a bribe since they won't let me quit anyways. Hm, let me see...THERE'S NOTHING WORTH 30 MINUTES EVERY WEEK OF TORTURE!!!!!!!!! NYARRRRRRGH! Let's see, computer, pony, purple hair...all out of the question. Hm, so I guess there is NOTHING. And I don't CARE if I have a flipping "gift", cuz I HATE PIANO!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Okay. On a happier note, after much venting...
Britton doesn't think I could be a gangsta.
I CHANGED NATALIE'S PROM DRESS AND IT'S BETTER!
Okay, not prom, WHATEVER.
Ew, I just realized she went to the prom at like...13. WEIRD.
Oh yeah, LET IT BE KNOWN, I REFUSE to do my soap every day. If I don't want to, I won't. I'll just do it when the muses move me.
Muses: *don't move me*
Me: *kick 'em in the toga*
Whoa, taking a weird quiz, WHO MADE THIS PICTURES, THEY STINK! Okay, that fairy? She looks like something off of Sailor Moon. Like one of the demons or something. HELLO. FAIRIES ARE PRETTY AND SPARKLY, NOT SPIKY AND DEMONY! Dragon looks like a rabid fish... They have some okay ones, like the centaur (the male one's okay, not the female) and the Pegasus... Lol, satyr, not stayr. Crappy unicorn. Naiad not wearing a top... Wow, and neither is elfy.
I'm actually in not that bad a mood, piano just ticks me off.
Omg, Nicole said she was "POed" today, only like said it, and someone seriously said, "SHE IS RATED R!!!" :O Um...whatever you say...
I had OREOS. Princess Diaries marathon. At my house. Yeaaaaaah.

FOOTLOOSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I SAW FOOTLOOSE LAST NIGHT! I thought it was going to stink, but it was really good. There were some girls who were really bad actors and couldn't sing, but they got lead roles, and it was like WHA???? But I saw a bunch of people I knew there. Like that one guy. I saw him at All-D and then there were some kids from my school/band. The guy who played Willard was hot. But he proposed to his girlfriend at the very end of the show. In front of everybody. That takes guts, my friend. I really hope it works out cuz they looked happy. I WANT THE SOUNDTRACK TO FOOTLOOSE!!!!! Except my mom said there's a song called "Dancing in the Sheets". LOL sounds funny. But it's not like I didn't know Ariel was sleeping with Chuck, there was an entire song dedicated to that. But it was so lame, cuz the play had like a lot of language, and the actors with the most language in their parts were supposedly "Christians". Seriously, it was like, "Bull----. And I would like to thank Jesus Christ for this wonderful oppurtunity." WHAT THE HECK? Kind of ironic, dontcha think?
HOLY COW, great Harry Potter quiz results cuz they're so accurate. All HP stories are lame, but I like the results. I'M A DADA TEACHER!!!! WOOOOOO! EWWWWW I name my kid Elizabeth, supposedly after my mom, but my mom's name is Sara. Elizabeth is my middle name, tho. Hm...
This is my favorite part:
Life after Hogwarts:
Your Job: Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher
Harrys Job: Auror
Kids: 2. 1 boy (James, after his father) and 1 girl (Elizabeth, after your mother)
Your Lifespan:86 years
His Lifespan:87 years
This quiz was okay, take it. http://www.quizilla.com/users/Gilmore427/quizzes/%26%239829%3BWho's%20Your%20HP%20guy%3F%26%239829%3B/

Career Options...

Since everyone is deciding what college they're going to go to and what they're going to do after that and what they'll eat for breakfast in 10 years when they have bad cholesterol, I've been thinking of career options. Actually, I didn't start thinking about them till like 5 seconds ago. WHY WON'T THIS CPU LET ME GO DOWN!? Whenever I press enter...SCROLL DOWN. Yeah, I'm actually at my grandma's for Braeden and Keith's birthday. IT STILL WON'T LET ME PRESS ENTER!!!!!!!! But Braeden just turned 6 and brought a strawberry mousse cake. -_- Why me? So Grandma let me eat ice cream and chocolate cupcakes. I love how not wimpy that sounded right there. Snorg. Hm, for a career, I guess I'm too far ahead of my time to be a professional athlete. Or a dancer. *pukes* I mean, yeah, my school won every single dance off last night...but I did not contribute to that awesomeness. MY BAD!!! Lol, Nathan was reading a book with the twins. They're funny. But evil. "Dere's Lachy. And DUCK!" Unfortunately it was Brooke Lachlan was calling Duck, not me. :( I still want purple hair. I'm escorting Nathan to homecoming. WEIRD!

Yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Yahoo music RULES! I can FINALLY watch music videos. Well, okay, my internet doesn't play the video, it just keeps freezing and plays still images the whole time, but I WATCHED COUNTING CROWS!!!!!! It's pretty nifty. Watching that music video right now...even tho it's kinda scary.
ALL-D LAST NIGHT!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAA! I actually attempted dancing. With all my friends. Pretty fun. Especially to "Dance, Dance". But yeah. I got to eat candy, too. Hehehe. Hershey's Cookies and Cream bar = pretty amazing.
I saw a bunch of old 6th graders from previous school. Only one said hi back. And he was like, "WHOA, I KNOW YOU, THAT IS SO WEIRD!" Yep. Basically... He's tall.

*violins* Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Listening to my depressing music playlist. I solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God. LOVE THAT SONG. KJ rules.
Hm, my grape soda actually tastes good. -_-
Today was our first Distinguished Readers meeting. *yawn* LAME. We did get popcorn, tho. With LOTS of butter. But we talked about the book we were reading, our favorite book...END OF MEETING. Wth? I was expecting Book Lovers Anonymous. I was wrong. Daniel and Colton are in my group. I haven't seen Colton a lot this year.
I think one of my friends disappeared off the face of the earth. Which she does. A LOT.
BRB.
Back.
OMG went to Penny's, bought a thermal, WHICH I CAN NOW WEAR UNDER ALL MY BLACK STUFF! All three shirts...but whatever. YAAAAAAAH! And it has THUMB HOLES! I have THUMBS!!!!!!
Listening to Novocain. Cool song, lol.
WHY CAN'T I CRY? BLEEDING VICTIMS I WATCH DIE, FILTERED THROUGH MY EYES, BLOOD TURNS WHITE, TURNS WHITE!
I need to read 10 books by the end of the year. HAHAHAHAHA that's funny.
I'm going to reread the Princess Diaries. The whole series. That and the Inheritance trilogy or whatever it's called. Starting with Eragon.
They should make a movie of "Survivng the Applewhites". There's a lot of good scenes in that.

Biking + hills + out of shape = no lungs

I have emotional problems. Maybe it's cuz I'm a writer. URRRRRRGH! I decided to go on a bike ride for the first time in like 3 years. Well, practice definitely makes perfect, cuz I'M SO DEAD OUTTA SHAPE! I can't even go up one hill and it was like 15 minutes before I called it quits. Not only that, my tires were out of air and stuff and my seat's too high. So I was MAD. And then I REALLY wanted to cuss. But it's like, as Christians, it's not like we're NOT ALLOWED TO. I mean, yeah, in the Bible, they're like, don't do it, but you still have the freedom to do it. And I was mad. So I did. It made me feel no better. Imagine having all this freedom and not wanting to use it. But then after I got all mad and was ON THE VERGE of slitting my wrists, this guy was like, "Need some help?" and it was weird, I just felt better knowing he wanted to help, so I was almost crying. EMOTIONAL EMO WRECK. *gasp* Emotional - tional...I'M AN EMO!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Anyways. And so walking home, this guy let me pass in front of him in my town's version of rush hour, so I felt better again.
Weirded out.
I hate practicing. I hate being told everything is easy for me. I hate everything.
-_-
I need more practice.
By the way, that was a delighted scream. I'm going punk if not goth. Actually, some of my clothes come off as too preppy/normal to be goth, so punk it is. Only my hair won't be purple for some time. Oh well. I can dream can't I?
Could someone make me soap banners? I would love you forever. Not like that. But it would be cool. Does anyone actually read my soap? Besides my friends.
Hmmm, my hair is supposed to be turquoise. Weeeeeee... Oh, nm, I know how to get purple now. :)
Mrs. Schultz-Story gave me Twix. Mr. Plum says I should be in jazz band (NO). Mr. Johnson thinks I'm good at basketball. HA!

I'm sure you've all met my boyfriend...

I WISH! I got this bookmark from the library (at school. Had to go there for book interpretations. Long story.) and got this "1 in 3 kids dies from smoking" bookmark. Hello, one of the guys on it is HOT. He looks like a Mark, but that's my dad's name, so that would be weird... "Hey, this is my boyfriend Mark...I mean, DaveCarlson..." Yeah. But he's pretty smokin. Mrs. Schultz-Story agreed with me. "Mrs. Schultz-Story, do you like my boyfriend?" "Oh, wow." "Isn't he beautiful?" "Yes, he is." Wow. That's called fine.
I had yet another issue. Grr, I hate piano. Just TICKED ME OFF. And as a Christian, I kind of wish I could cuss. Cuz when I'm mad, I can't SAY anything. I have to be all, "MMMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRG can't cuss!" Maybe that's just me. But I felt like God gave me all the sucky transitive verb gifts. Piano and writing and never shutting up as opposed to basketball. I HATE PIANO. But I guess we're cool.
BACK UP, YOU DON'T KNOW!!!! Listening to TFK. Urgh, read a story, and someone called them TFC. WTH, IT'S TFK MORON!!!! Sorry, but it makes me mad. You: I can tell.
So PLEASE LEAVE until the storm is over, and I can't understand anything after that. :( I love this song. *sniff*

Remoras, remoras, I love the remoras

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH CHECK OUT MY NEW PET FISH MR. WALKER! w00t w00t! Dang these zeroes are small. BUT YEAH. And actually, he's not that new. I adopted him a while ago, but I put him in my template and he didn't show up, so I was like WHATEVER. But now he's back. Cuz I saw a monkey named Percival and wanted one (a pet, not a monkey. :P monkeys transitive verb.) He's a sickly shade of green because he's going to die soon. Mwahaha. Like that fish in the science lab last year? Anyone actually remember that? I do... Weird... So go ahead and overfeed my fish.
GROWL no one rates my quizzes or stories! But when they do, it is between 4 and 5. Eh? WEIRDED OUT. Only 13 people have read my high school musical stories. SAD. Maybe cuz I was kinda racist but not. Yeah. Chad and Jason: *sing "My Humps* Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? Me: ENOUGH! Eh? All my quizzes are rated E...except for my stories. Check out my newest one. http://www.quizilla.com/users/leatherconverse/quizzes/QUEST%20TIME%3A%20Search%20for%20the%20ultimate%20prize/
w00t.
I finished "Rebecca" and didn't really get it. So they find out stuff about the dead chick...and the house lights on fire? What about the staff? What about the dog? Huh? What about JASPER? But no. She leaves it at, "Crimson skies," and crap. Snorg. So Mrs. Schultz-Story made me go to the library to discuss it with the librarian and she hasn't even read the book. She just read the movie. And all I wanted to know, how the heck did the fire start and what about the dog? SNORG! I love Ben, he's funny. "Ya like winkles?" I don't even know what winkles are. Shellfish? SNORG.

Nerd...

Which is what I am. Yeah. I totally walked into the wrong classroom today. And then I saw my substitute teacher at Albertson's. Where we bought crappy cinnamon rolls. Yeah.
I'm not allowed to say sucks anymore. I need some more desirable interjections.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH guys bother me. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HOOKING UP! AND IT'S WEIRD!!!!!!! Why is at that all the guys I'm attracted to (as in not my friends) like preppy girls (nothing against that, but COME ON) that only like girls and are scared of mice and frogs. Hello, GET OVER IT. So it's like, me: AAAAGH she's so annoying. Guy: *instantly loves her* JUST BOTHERS ME! TOed.
That's basically all I had to see. Wow. Three days and I just want to rant about guys and preps. I WISH I WERE PUNK/GOTH. But I couldn't pull it off. My hair MUST BE PURPLE. *begs mom* I wanna dye it REALLY BAD. But yeah... yeah yeah yeah. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs! I fell off my desk today.