I remember this theory my friend Elaine and I had in fourth grade after reading Tamora Pierce's "In the Hand of the Goddess": God had these little dolls of everyone he'd ever created, and whenever one of us got hurt, we blamed it on him "dropping a doll". I didn't say it was theologically correct, but we were in 4th grade.
Just a flashback.
I think God is trying to kill me.
He is making my life a very painful place and its getting on my nerves.
I keep tripping, running into walls, getting cramps, having stomach problems, getting sick, and falling into deep bouts of depression (often on a Sunday).
My life sucks.
I think God is trying to kill me.
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why is your life painful on sundays? I heard something rather hillarious slash maybe not slash probably yes happened during communion today.
by the way whats with the 83 comments of is matt gay? is that me matt? I am not gay -_^
I am so pissed. I asked for this saturday off for our marching competition in tumwater which is all day. and they scheduled me to work 4-8. I can't make it. I fan't go. this is the 4th week at least in a row that I"ve had to cancel a day and not show up with no replacement. but this one is rediculous, I asked for this off in september. so retarded. no one can work for me cause thats jareds birthday party day and everyone that works there asdked for it off practically and the only 2o ther people that work there that aren't related to jared are closing that day. I am so so so so pissed. its like they want to find a reason to fire me.
band practice was extended an hour for wednesday...and instead of doing our karate manuals were doing a mini fight scene with partners for like 4 bars. which is cool except Alex beats the craps out of me and screams "falco punch!" (super smash brothers allusion that you may or may not get...(please get it...please)...)
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I will not be pressured into 4 hours of miserable torture a 3rd time! no it will not happen! blah! dl;khalkjhlakj!!!! <---I'm sorry...
I'm going to get fired.
how are you? I'm sorry its late. did you watch heroes? what about monday night football that ended right on time.
but really. ¿como estas? I'm interested. (how are you?)
something about mr. raub fell but my mom was not amused.
yeah that's tyler being dumb. i know you're not gay. at least i think you're not. it's hard to tell sometimes.
you could always quit and work at blockbuster.
falco punch, that is so super smash brothers.
not good enough to talk about.
sounds to me like some people I know were very amused.
such as chase...?
and friends.
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