M. Night Shyamalamalamalamalamalama...

So we've been wanting to have a 2-movie M. Night Shyamalan marathon all week, and my mom got two of his movies for us to watch. However, instead of "The Village" and "The Mothman Prophecies", she got "Signs" and "Unbreakable" (I WAS RIGHT!! It's NOT R-RATED and it IS M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN!!!! Told you...)
Signs: This was actually a super good movie. Because it was freaky when nothing scary really happened. Like, the Portuguese kids see the alien and it just WALKS PAST. It doesn't pop out from underneath the window box. It doesn't smash through the walls. It just WALKS PAST. That, my friends, is scary. To me, anyways. The end was kind of lame cuz it wasn't that scary, but everything finally made sense, so that was okay. But I thought it was sad when Morgan killed Houdini because he tried to attack Bo.
Unbreakable: This. Is. The. Lamest. Movie. I. Have. Ever. Seen. Seriously. The first scene isn't even ABOUT Bruce Willis' char, it's about Elijah Price and how he was born with broken arms and legs cuz he has the bone shatter disease. And it turns out David Dunn (Bruce Willis) has the same disease, only in a different form so his bones DON'T shatter EVER and he never gets sick, unlike Elijah. But he's SUCH A DORK. David, that is. Because Elijah told him to go where the people are and he gets all these premonitions about them (like a lady steals something from a jewelry store and a girl gets taken advantage of) and he lets these people WALK AWAY. Then he goes to this house that someone broke into and he waits A REALLY LONG TIME before going in, then WALKS AROUND THE HOUSE. And it turns out the parents are dead. OMG, he had a twelve year old son in that movie WHO I WAS PLANNING TO KILL, HE WAS SO ANNOYING. He was like obsessed with his dad and stuff and then threatens to shoot him because he's all, "You're invincible, I swear, it'll just bounce off." And then his mom is like, "NO SHOOTING FRIENDS, JOSEPH!" So Shyamalamalama let me down. I hope his other movies are better.