Masochism Day: Painfully Good

Have you ever drunk two very caffeinated sodas and, as a result, were unable to sleep until the wee hours of the morning?
If not, I don't reccomend it.
Mountain Lightning is good and all, but it's pretty powerful for a cheap version of Mountain Dew.
So, when Saturday was just beginning and everyone else was sleeping, I was wide awake reading "The Jane Austen Book Club" and thinking about very random things. Or rather, one thing that wasn't so random.
It was weird.
So I decided today should be Masochism day, a day where people all around the world revisit old memories and take part in activities that are sure to cause them harm or discomfort.
That's sort of what I've been doing today.
I drove all the way to Walmart - on the highway!!
I also did a BLT whilst going very fast, and almost hit 3 people.
Oops.

I come with a lifetime guarantee. ^_^

Owwwwwww, Aljohn pushed Jonel off the top of the skate park, so I fell too and my elbow hurts really bad.
Super Saturday was pretty, um, super!! This t-shirt rocks. Whoever drew this picture is my hero. Ew, we had to pick up trash, and I found a condom. At least it hadn't been used...I think. I also found a billion cigarette butts and a car headlight!!! That's about it. Then I spent the next hour painting the skate park bluish-gray.
What's the point if all the skaters are going to graffiti it all over again? Oh well.
We had to ask some skaters to leave. They were sort of..."peeved" would be the polite word.
Then we had this fairly okay after-party WITH NO ICE CREAM!!
Candy, yeah, but no ice cream, and that went fast.
They definitely had enough soda.
Then this little kid was running around with sea lions that were taking a sunbath, Mr. Barry attacked me with water balloons, and we had a dance party on the teeter-totter.
Weird. I always called it a seesaw.

Gross? Yes. Refreshing? You have no idea.

Aww, I missed my chance to post on Leap Day!!! I was sort of busy with basketball, dancing, and spaghetti.
I kind of love pep assemblies, and I actually got to play with the pep band this time (which is so much better than helping the ASB do whatever they're doing), but afterwards I always feel really, REALLY tired. Like screaming at the top of my lungs and playing "Another One Bites the Dust" is so exhausting.
But the freshmen won (AGAIN), basketball was pretty cool (losing team had to sing to the wrestlers), and the dance was funner than usual.
Who knew dancing was that intense? And sweaty? And fun?
Not like I can dance. And I'll never get "Souljah Boy" down.
Oh well. I love my school.
I'm good to go, and I'm going nowhere fast, it could be worse, I could be taking you there with me.
I'm good to go...and it looks like I'm still on my own.
Heheh, just reread "Princess Mia". I love JP. Kitchen scene = amazing.
"Omg. JP is in love with me. And we blew up the school."
Yay, it's March 1st!!! I love March. Pretty much the best month!
Hey, today was solo ensemble. I attempted to dress nice and ended up looking like a ninja. We'd been pretty worried because Kevin said he wouldn't come, but he came and CONNOR DIDN'T. Argh, not happy with him. Not like we needed him, because he's not a brass instrument and was just doubling on my part, but way to not tell us. Well, he told Micah and Robert YESTERDAY, THE DAY BEFORE THE PERFORMANCE, but not me or Kevin. WE DIDN'T SUCK! It was amazing. Micah got a little off, but he managed to get back on track.
Rodeo cheeseburgers, Burger King milkshakes, Snickers and soda, and lame picture retakes, orange grease that flies off those good chicken wings,
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS!!!
At this rate, I'll grow another inch and cup size.
Like Princess Mia.
OMG, SIMS UNIVERSITY...I HAS IT.

Le frere de ma mere est mon oncle...duh.

Do do do. I sort of finished chapter 4 in the French book, but I don't supposed that counts when you don't understand all of it. Guess I need another readthrough.
Stupid Rachel Roberts. Couldn't even finish up the Avalon series. Maybe "Dark Mage" is the last book. Hm. Looks like a showdown between Adriane and Kara. Lame. I like how Rachel Roberts was suddenly all, "Oh, I really hate Emily," and just made her side character while she wrote pages about her two favorite characters. :P
I don't know why I'm suddenly obsessed with that series. Probably because I have nothing else to do.
Oh, that's a lie, I actually have a lot of homework. I have to finish "Watership Down" by Friday, do all the letters, memorize the Raven, and...nothing else. I lied.
Hahaha. They still have up the Ravenswood website. So cool.
Do you believe in the magic???
This really makes me feel like playing Warf Rescue Team.
Yay, I found the secret website. Here is the burning question: do I believe IN MAGIC?? Well, no, but I'll click yes anyways.
I like how Storm is still considered one of the magical creatures. Sort of dead.... Oops, spoiled #6.
Do do do do aaaagh had to change the reader board today.
Noooooo I'm a warrior. Aaagh. Don't ask.
Paul decided to be all nonchalant and scare me to death. So thank you, Paul.
Agh, Tyler said the same thing like 10 times, but it does bring up an interesting point: why pay 80 cents more for a large drink if refills are free??

The sun'll come out tomorrow. Bet your...bottom....

Bet my bottom?
I have been saying that line repeatedly for about half an hour.
Yes. I am still sick.
And I'm missing my soap! Eegad.
YAY "THE BABY PONY" IS FINALLY IN!!
And I totally remember reading "The Saddest Pony". It was way lame, about like a dog that died or something and the pony was SAD. Like "The Girl Who Hated Ponies", I only read it once. Still waiting on "Circus Pony".
My father tells no lies.
Um um um.
Because I have no spine, I agreed to do a jazz band audition today. But I'm SICK, so I can't do it. In fact, I missed it. It was at 11:10. I want to get a doctor's note saying I can never play trombone again. Down with jazz!
I just want to make jazz, too, because I'm lazy and don't want to wake up three days a week at 5:30. Yeah. Ouch.
I crushed my fingernail.
It hurts.
Take my new FOB quiz. I scored 100. Duh.
SPEAKING of 100%, do you remember the MATH CLASS I was FAILING???
Yeah. I got 100% on the last quiz.
I GOT A 100% ON THE LAST QUIZ!
I don't know HOW, but I suppose I should be happy. Argh.
I have an entire bottle of Sierra Mist Free sitting on the kitchen table. Anybody want some?