Things are going...swimmingly

Oooookay. I didn't think this was that funny. But you can think whatever. This isn't the exact e-mail I got, but my internet's being lame. I have to go away from blogger to access it and it's like, uh, NO.
1. Go to google.com.
2. Click on Maps.
3. Click on Get Directions.
4. (this is the part I don't remember) Put New York, New York in From and Paris, France in To.
5. Read line 23. HAHAHA.
Dumb, huh? It took my computer forever and it was like, "Um, duh, what am I supposed to be looking at that's funny?"
MY LEGS HURT.
I ran the stupid ladder drill yesterday and today, and I feel SOOOOO Much better today, but my legs still hurt.
And I don't know if I'll ever be a good sprinter.
I'm not doing the 60 meter dash. I'm thinking the 100 meter maybe.
Oooh, what fun, Quizilla quizzes.
I HAVE ALL THE INFO FOR MY BOOK/FANFIC BUT I CAN'T START IT! I DON'T KNOW HOW!
Dakota wants to know if I want to start an Anime club.
Seeing as I only like Dragonball Z, Sailor Moon, and Peach Girl, I don't know if I can.
Loveless was too scary. I'm not exactly open to animated gay porn.
I miss Hot Topic.
Brianna says I should be a distance runner.
Screw that.
I hate high jump.
YESSS TOMORROW'S LAST DAY OF TRACK FOR THE WEEK!
I listened to Albatross, which I just got yesterday, a late Easter gift. Ooooh yeah, I love that Cd.
Didn't really feel like watching the office tonight. Ooooh well. I'm sure it was hilarious.
"Blood and Chocolate" WAS SO LAME. First I was all, GO WITH AIDAN GO WITH AIDAN and then he started being all "I shoot werewolves" so I was like GO WITH GABRIEL GO WITH GABRIEL and she FINALLY picks him because he bit her lip while they were making out????????
I DON'T GET IT!!!!!!!!!
Yeah. It was dumb and so NOT what I expected.
Need to read my Georgia Nicholes book.
I want PIZZA.
Mmm, beef.