Contradicted by underwear

Yeah. So last night wasn't so bad. I still can't dance, tho. Yeaaaah. :( And I missed "Girlfriend" and "Makes Me Wonder" because I was busy talking to my dad. All he did was man the inflatable slide for 3 hours. :P Sounds...fun. Agh. I hate inflatables so much. I honestly cannot stand them. Hate hate hate.
Um um um um dogs.
A guy in my science class was hitting on me. It was pretty weird/uncomfortable/stalkery.
Do do do.
My dad bought me a Snickers and some Sprite. He can't tell the difference between Sprite and Sierra Mist. There's a huge difference.
I woke up like an hour ago. Sad.
I was playing Donkey Kong Country but I can't figure out how to jump off the vines. Seriously. It's sad, but I can't do it. WHAT BUTTON DO YOU PRESS???
Dad was talking to Nathan for like a long time, but not on his cellphone, so I was telling him to get off, and he thought I wanted to talk to Nathan. No. I mean, he didn't know how to beat Yoshi Island 3. He's dead to me. Sort of. Yeah. HOW DO YOU JUMP OFF THAT STUPID CLIFF??
So I'll just sit here and play Donkey Kong and Mario and read Pony Pals and stuff all day long. Hurray for Saturdays and Carebear underwear.

Let's all become doctors!!

Aaaaagh too much drama in this house. I had two major fights with my dad and then one with my mom this morning. :P It sucks. They're calling me out on a respect issue and complaining all the time. Or at least yesterday.
I do feel pretty bad, and they're actually right, but I don't feel like they're taking any of the blame. Yeah, typical teenage thing to say. Whatever. They're telling me about all this stuff I did and I recall them doing the same thing in this situation. What's up with that? We're supposed to have this big talk today so my dad and I can resolve all our issues. So not looking forward to that, because I'll just explode again and that will mean more "talks", but if I'm all meek and begging to be forgiven, well, that's not honest now, is it? :P Aaargh.
School was actually pretty awesome, tho. I got to skip French (altho I heard they watched a movie. Awww.) and the rest of the day was pretty fun. I learneded!
Yeah. School is amazing. I want to live at school like Harry Potter. And take more than one language.
Yay, I finally got my book journal back, so I got to finish with stupid "Stardust". Ugh, lamest book ever. Well, not lamest, but it was a letdown. I had pretty high expectations for it. "Golden Compass" rocks.
I had to write a thank-you note today. Then everyone else copied it.
Science was cool. Did a lab. Awesome.
Yeaaaaaah, if vampires don't drink blood, what DO they do??
If the movie is better than the book, didn't the author fail? Because you can't make a book from a movie (unless it's one of those junior novelizations). It's sort of implied that if there's a movie being made from it, the book was amazing. I'm thinking of movies that were better than the books.
1. Eragon (sadly, and the movie was pretty awful, but Murtagh was a hottie)
2. Ella Enchanted (sorry)
I guess that's only two examples. As Mrs. Sims would say, not enough evidence. But I was totally looking forward to the transvestite pirate in "Stardust" and I guess that's only in the movie.
Aaaaaagh All-District tonight. Please no, please no. But yes. I'm forced to go. I have the sudden urge to dance to "All For One". That's like my new favorite song. Besides "Earthquake".

She falls to the ground.

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Depressing music playlist. Yeaaaaah.
Atreyu actually made some good contributions to that playlist. And my other new CD did, too. Only to a different playlist. Lol. Yeah, pants.
Today was totally boring and not fun until band, because we're having increasingly good rehearsals. Mm hmm. But French really sucked, because we barely even touched the new chapter because we had this huge lecture on prejudice and global warming, bla bla bla bla.....
It went on forever.
2nd period was actually all right, but then at the end of the period Mrs. Sims got way mad at us and accused us of being stupid or something?
3rd was so boring and I, surprise, don't get the math. At all. Whatsoever. Wth???? The homework was way easy, but no. I thought we were still doing lattice points and feasible stuff. WHAT DOES POINT INTERSECTION HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING????
But the rest was good. 5th was basically a free period.
And 6th we tortured Mr. Campbell and he taught us about force again. Yay.
Um yeah.
That was the extent of my day.
I want to play Mario. Or Donkey Kong.
Werewuff. Heh.

This is probably why I hate Stephenie Meyer....

You Are a Werewolf

You're unpredictable, moody, and downright freaky. You seem sweet and harmless, until you snap. Then you're a total monster. Very few people can predict if you're going to be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde. But for you, all your transformations seem perfectly natural. Your greatest power: Your ability to tap into nature Your greatest weakness: Lack of self control You play well with: Vampires

What Kind of Monster Are You?

Lol. I made a "Suggestive Dancing Music" playlist. Put a lot of Hairspray on there.
Um yes. No quests today.
But Tim and I asked why the floor doesn't go up if the ground is pushing so hard, and Mr. Campbell said something about net force. So we asked what would happen if we took out all the furniture. It was pretty fun. His next response was about gravity, and I was tempted to ask, "Then why don't stars fall from the sky?" I know the answer to that, though. Yeah. It's fun being dumb. For a while, I just stared at the weird gingery part of my hair. It's really pretty. But I got all the homework done AND understood it. BAM.
AAAAAAAARGH, that stupid "Princess Academy" book SUCKED. Mira was such a Mary Sue. And of course there's a whole relationship between Britta and Steffan, so Britta's a liar, but Mira of course cannot comprehend human emotion and is TOTALLY COOL WITH IT. Right. Wouldn't you be a little miffed that the girl you thought was your best friend has been lying about the deaths of her parents and stuff? How cool a name is that, though? Steffan. Reminded me of that kid in band last year. Except he was 18 and Britta was like 12???? 13???? 14???? The age difference seemed really huge, and when Steffan was described as a giant, I got really grossed out. It was like picturing Ryne Sanbourn with Abigail Breslin. AKA illegal???
I want a dog. Really bad.
ASB meeting. I suck at those. We should just not have them.
Wait, if I'm a werewolf, does this mean my theme song is "Of Wolf and Man"? That song's pretty cool. I guess I can live with that, but I also like...wait, can't say that song. It's a nice song, though. And I swear, it was written about me. If you listened to it, you would agree. But you can't listen to it. Just a heads up.
We finally moved on to chapter 2 in French. It's about school and everything is making sense. I love French.

I've got all the time in the world

If you look in my heart, you'll know from the start, it's all I can do not to think about you.
OMG, JUMP5!!!!
This CD is so amazing. I should put "Spinning Around" on my ipod, too. But forealz. I pulled out that one Jump5 album the other day and it just wasn't as good as this one. Probably because they copied all these other songs by Earth Wind & Fire and stuff.
But seriously. I still know the words and stuff.
Yeah.
Tyler is driving me insane. WHO IS SHE AND WHY IS IT HER BIRTHDAY? I guess I only care because you kept bringing it up.
Drake spelled my name right? Whoa.
Lol, hilarious quest in the computer lab during science. I dropped my book behind the desk and I couldn't get it out, so Aisha saved it and she is my hero. And then Quintin pushed Drake behind the desk thingy. It was violent...and funny.
Heh. "To our cool summer song...."
Ew, speaking of books, I'm reading a really crappy one. It sucks a lot. It's like Esther, only the people are polygamous and the culture doesn't exist. SUCKS SO BAD. It's called "The Princess Academy". :P Miri is way annoying.
Chelsea told me it was a good book. But whatever, kids.
Um um um um um pants.
Okay, if you can get a maximum of 90 points on a French test, how in the world do you get 93? "I got 93!!!" "You can only get 90." "83. Whatever." Yeaaaah...
There's a new kid in office. He's pretty cool.
I UNDERSTAND MATH. How did this come about?
I also finished a cross word puzzle in 30 minutes. :) It's all good.

..::Periods and colons make good embellishments for poetry::..

So Nathan is leaving. So long, laptop. So long, Chess Titans and emulator games. So long, brother who looks like the guy from "Prison Break", only not black. Seriously, did you know that guy was mixed??? I didn't.
But I think college sounds pretty amazing. I mean, forget the fact that I have no idea what to do with my life, because everyone likes to shoot down the feeble ideas I do come up with. But it would be like high school, only YOU LIVE THERE! I'm sorry, but that sounds pretty fantastic. Actually, it's a lot less like high school because there's not as much social interaction and you have to listen to hour long lectures every single day, but there's school pride! And football! Not so much basketball, because college basketball is only fun on TV, but FOOTBALL!
I would sort of like to be on my own for a lil while, possibly forever, and escape this stupid rain and freezing temperatures, and take care of myself. But I'm sort of terrified of the dark sometimes, and I have no idea how to balance a checkbook, and I'm cool with a job as long it's at Starbucks, and does that pay for groceries??
So I guess I'm not living in the "real world" any time soon, because I've got a not so accurate view on all of it. Kind of knew that.
But don't you hate the people who give you the condescending smile and the freaking, "Don't grow up too fast?" It's like reverse psychology.
I just realized that whole monologue made absolutely no sense.
I did NOT get enough sleep last night.
But I watched "Gremlins" and part of "Small Soldiers", both pretty awful movies. Jay Mohr and Kirsten Dunst made me want to puke. And in "Gremlins", the Katey girl tells a stupid story about her dad died, and I am calling "Mythbusters", because I swear it's impossible.
So her dad climbed down the chimney in a Santa suit, his arms loaded with presents...and he slips and breaks his neck and dies. Um, right. Could you even fit down a chimney? Especially with all those presents??? And if you did slip, wouldn't you be more likely to hit your head or break a leg on the bottom. That's if you fit down the chimney.
La la la. Heh, my mom is buying me a chicken bake. I'm going to my grandma's. Life is all right. Sort of. Except for the fact that I'm not making ANY sense. And I suck at math.

Je ne suis pas allemagne. Je suis americaine.

Went to the corn maze. It was pretty amazing. Aaah, pun. But it was all right. If you could stand 4 girls, ages 12-15, yelling and screaming and singing through a field of corn, followed by a 31 year old youth pastor trying to supervise and find all the stations.
Aaaargh, I got an easy math problem wrong. STUPID STUPID STUPID.
I also went shopping at Old Navy with my mom and found some nice shirts.
I freaking hate math.
We went baby clothes shopping, too, but what's the point if the babies don't look good?
I REALLY, REALLY hate math. Mr. Whitaker is wrong. Mrs. Dickson is wrong. Mr. Kovacs is wrong. GETTING MAD DOESN'T MAKE FOR GOOD LEARNING!
Hate hate hate this assignment so much.
OMGEEEEZ, I read a really depressing book last night. It was called "Impulse" and was about three kids that had tried to commit suicide, so were admitted to an institution. It's written in poetry format, and it shows the relationships the three kids make with each other and the progress they make (you should probably stop reading here if you don't want to know the end, unless you're one of the weirdos who would rather read the spoilers, THEN read the book). But the girl character I thought was kind of unnecessary. The whole thing with her and Conner, and then Tony seemed way fake, and their dialogue was way retarded. "I love you more than anything I've ever loved." ????? You're 17???? But I didn't feel like she came to terms at all with her mom being kind of messed up, and she talked about watching her mom overdose, and then just leaving her there and not getting help. But later she was like, "Oh, I killed someone before, but it was a baby, because I had an abortion. It was my boyfriend's fault." ??? She barely talked about her boyfriend before, and it was mostly her parents who were a source of frustration, but suddenly it's all about Trevor or whatever. And then they've just climbed a mountain and Conner kills himself. It was way depressing, because you knew something bad would happen, but you didn't know what, and then he jumps off the mountain. :(
I dislike Christian book stores. Um, teen section, way lame. All Christian fiction about teenage girls: Girls meets perfect Christian boy, he's her one and only, and GOD LETS THEM GET MARRIED!!! Lame. Doesn't always work like that. Whatever happened to casual dating? Probably since all girls are freaks and think long-term, but it seems like all Christian girls are like, "I'll probably marry this guy." But I highly doubt the guy would be that serious every time. It just way bothered me. And then they were trying to market off this secular series as Christian? It was weird.
I'm hungry and I want chicken bakes. Way bad. I've been obsessing all week. But we're not having chicken bakes for dinner...we're having chicken. AAAARGH! IT WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER TO BUY CHICKEN BAKES FOR $2.60 AT COSTCO!!! Nope, let's roast a bird in delicious juices and feed it to your brother.
Speaking of my brother, Nathan came home to go to homecoming. I didn't hear how it went. But we had muffins for breakfast (cheap, but tasty) and my parents are making lots of good food for him, so it's pretty good. If anyone asks me if I miss my brother one more time, I'll kill myself. You couldn't have asked this when he LEFT, two MONTHS ago? But not that much surprisingly. I think it's because I don't constantly think about it, like everyone assumes I must. But everyone else thinks it's because I have no soul and I want to remodel his bedroom. Lame.

Do you have a map...?

Apparently I have a very magnetic personality? Really? That's what my fortune cookie said. I don't know. Some quizilla quiz. Bring on the pickup lines.

What Your Halloween Habits Say About You

The scariest thing on Halloween is you! You definitely don't want any kids in costumes crossing your path - and you're willing to scare away any who do. Sneaky and devious, people should really watch out for you. You are usually underestimated and forgotten. Your inner child is stubborn and a bit bossy. You fear people taking advantage for you. You are always worried about protecting your own interests. You're logical, rational, and not easily effected. Not a lot scares you... especially when it comes to the paranormal. You are a traditionalist with most aspects of your life. You like your Halloween costume to be basic, well made, and conventional enough to wear another year.

What's Your Halloween Personality?

Heh. I scared Robert today. It was pretty perfect.
So there's two doors in the hallway leading to the bandroom with windows. I saw Robert reflected in one of the windows going into the instrument room, so I hid behind the file cabinet. Then he comes out with coffee and his trumpet and all I said was, "Hi Robert." That solicited a scream and a slight slosh of coffee. Heh.
I've listened to my secret CD a lot recently. After 4 or 5 times I'd memorized it. I wish I could sing it for y'all. There are two songs that I especially like.
I wish I could sing it for you. :( Although there might be a day when all of you have forgotten them and I'll still be dancing and singing to their music and no one else will care.
Grades: meh. They were a lot better in 7th grade. I know it's just a progress report, but C??? I'm getting a C in science, which I know I can make up. And I think they mixed up my Office TA and French grades, because French is supposed to give out letter grades and they gave me a P. And Office gave me an A. Um, right.
So French = A, Pre-AP = B, Math = B, Band = B- (I can make that up, too), Office = P, and Science = C.
Ah, well. At least I'm not failing.
"Stardust" is pretty good. Not what I expected, but Neil Gaiman is a great writer. I'm almost done, though, and I've only done two sections of my book journal. :(
Just listening to some Earth, Wind, & Fire. Gotta get you into my life, into my life....

Lauren, do me a favor...

AAAAAAAGH! If you saw that in your e-mail, would you freak out? BECAUSE I DID!!! Totally did not use an elipses correctly.
Oh, it turns out it's an e-mail from Tyler. But HOLY CRAP! I was like, "Wth, what kind of favor? AND WHO ARE YOU?" Sorry, but free money just doesn't fly in my family. Because...because.
I like your hair, tho, Tyler. You look very Gerard Way.
Who else has noticed I have a tendency to overreact?
Don't be afraid to raise those hands. My reaction will not be violent.
It's just that even if I find something that I'm allowed to be mad about, I always misjudge the situation and end up being wrong. AARGH! *hits head on desk* *Bam! Bam! Bam!* Humble pie, humble pie.... So I apologize to everybody because I am dumb. Too much drama for me, mama.
Aaaah, I did not just say it.
I think TV has reached a happy medium. Here we have the incredibly crappy shows ("Cavemen", "Private Practice", etc.), and then we have some perfectly enjoyable television, mainly "Beauty and the Geek" and "Pushing Daisies".
I didn't talk about it last week, but JOSH AND HOLLIE!!!!! Aaargh, they should NOT have been voted out.
I'm glad Will and Rebecca got kicked out, tho. Rebecca was annoying. BUT I MISS JOSH!!!
Joshua and Shay make me laugh. And Luke is pretty funny. But he looks just like my band teacher???? I don't know. He acts sort of like him, too. I wonder if they are semi-related.
"Pushing Daisies" is nothing less than amazing. It's funny, creative, and suspenseful. The monkeys were pure genius.
"What's this?"
"It's for steering emergencies," he lied.
"Great. That's just what I thought," she lied.
And then they hold hands. Awwwww....
Just want to apologize again. To everyone I know. Because the whole thing was riduckulous.

If we were a movie

Yesterday was so not worth it. I would've rather been at school. Yesterday just allowed me to sit and stew and be in a bad mood all day until I finally exploded at my parents. It was pretty bad.
So today I had to wake up at 5:30 AM for jazz band, which was not fun, and couple with yesterday's bad mood, I was pretty dangerous. But I guess jazz is therapuetic? I actually enjoy it, despite the fact that I've been resisting jazz band since 6th grade.
OMG, 6th grade flashback, when I wanted to take Spanish, but the principal literally forced everyone who was in band and between the grades of 6 and 8 to do jazz band as their elective. I hated that school.
So school is taking my mind off things, but I'd rather not talk to people, so if y'all could leave me alone for the next few days, it would be great.

The voodoo doll theory

I remember this theory my friend Elaine and I had in fourth grade after reading Tamora Pierce's "In the Hand of the Goddess": God had these little dolls of everyone he'd ever created, and whenever one of us got hurt, we blamed it on him "dropping a doll". I didn't say it was theologically correct, but we were in 4th grade.
Just a flashback.
I think God is trying to kill me.
He is making my life a very painful place and its getting on my nerves.
I keep tripping, running into walls, getting cramps, having stomach problems, getting sick, and falling into deep bouts of depression (often on a Sunday).
My life sucks.
I think God is trying to kill me.

PMS in a frozen van

Picture this: you're sitting in a car, trying to get warm, with a milkshake in one hand, listening to Drowning Pool. It's raining and freezing and you really have to pee.
That's what happened when my mom decided to go to the comissary instead of taking me home.
But other than that my day was surprisingly good.
Even for church.
I had nursery with some weird little kids who were telling me to dance and trying to give my sheep a milk bath.
I just introduced my family to the card game "Horse Show" and now they're all addicted. Heh. Just as I planned....
I should not be in a good mood, but I really am.
Yeah.
"8-12 hours. This is powerful stuff."
"Yes, but it feels SO GOOD."
"What are you guys talking about?"
"Midol."
"EW! I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!"

I am going to bad music hell.

I am. Truly, I am.
I am also in financial trouble.
So I bought 2 CDs today. I was totally going for some White Stripes, but Walmart decided to be dumb and raise their old stuff from $10 to $15. Lame. So their newest CD is cheaper than the old ones.
But I passed on White Stripes.
Because I found another CD.
And I didn't really want to buy it.
But then I listened to it.
And it was just so good.
Better than I'd originally thought.
So I bought it.
But I'm too ashamed to tell you what it is.
Yes. I am truly going to bad music hell.
I also bought an Atreyu CD, which now might not be such a good investment. Checking lyrics online.
Yeah.

That was weird. Let's not speak of that again.

I just finished 2 Pony Pals and "Twisted". "Twisted" wasn't bad, and a lot better than other Laurie Halse Anderson books. Kind of depressing. The ending was funny, though. Kind of open ended. I'll never be forgiven for the trouser snake, tho.
Wow. Lars Ulrich has a pretty good voice.
Eh. Today was a Friday. It was nice, tho, cuz someone hooked all the Office T.A.'s up with some candy. I had like 3 Snickers.
And I made cookies. Some are all flat and some turned out perfect?
I love the Cosby Show.
Mr. Campbell wanted to know why I wasn't in Advanced Science. Let's see, um, I HATE SCIENCE. "But you're really good at math." Yeah, I still hate science.
Mrs. Sims called me out on my laziness and is making me do another book for my book journal. She lectures a lot, but she's a good teacher. I'm thinking Dickens.
Band is pretty good. We suck, though. Mr. Faxon always says stuff about how the people in last year's advanced band were sooooo mean. I disagree, and even if that's true, we were GOOD. We played WELL. Niceness doesn't make a band. We have a concert some day...some time.... I don't think we can get "Electricity" down by then. "Amazing Grace" and "Glasgow Sketches" are going great.
Luke is bored. I am bored. Yeah.

Kind of makes you feel a little dirty, don't it?

Aaaah. Science. Creepy things. I don't even want to talk about them. But they really make you want to take a nice, long, cold shower. Ewwww I feel so unclean.
I saw Coach Cline in 5th period. She was subbing for art.
I kind of messed up on a printing job. I felt really stupid, and I didn't exactly get comfort, but I'm kind of glad I'm not being coddled. I just like that word. Coddled. It was STUPID, tho.
Then I bought rice for Mrs. Preecha.
Band, we got a new piece that we're borrowing from one of the high schools. Because Mr. Faxon didn't want to buy it. I hit a high G 4 times!
Tyler has really gross hair. I'm trying to decide who he looks more like, a blonde Fabio or Cary Elwes.
I PASSED THE MATH QUIZ! 100%! But I can't do the homework. So I'll just not do it....
Today didn't feel like a Thursday. And it still doesn't. I LOVE THURSDAYS!
Yes, another good day.
I'm pretty sure I passed the vocab quiz. I didn't study at all, but Chelsea lent me her notes.
FRENCH IS AWESOME! I read ahead about 15 pages in the French book and I understood ALL OF IT! But then I got into the next chapter and I didn't get it at all. Heh. I have an affinity.

You Could Not Be a Vampire

Sorry, but you're not just cut out for flesh eating, turning into a bat, and living forever. But that's okay. The sight of blood turns your stomach... without even thinking of drinking it. And while you definitely would never be a vampire, you're exactly the type of frail prey Dracula wannabe's crave. Maybe it's time to arm yourself with a cross and some nasty garlic breath! What you would like best about being a vampire: The raw power (though you wouldn't admit it to anyone) What you would like least about being a vampire: The whole killing thing

Could You Be a Vampire?

Darn.
BOO STEPHENIE MEYER!
I'm sorry, but I honestly can't stand her. And I don't see why everyone loves her so much.

Said I loved you, but I lied!

Wow, I had an AMAZING day today, despite the fact that I couldn't really talk, breathe, or exist without coughing sometimes.
French I couldn't sing, so that was dumb. But I'm not stupid. And Mr. Caley thinks I am a comedienne. Because I said I was from Norway. And Sweden. In French.
"Tu es Paris?"
"Non, je ne suis pas de Paris, je suis Norvege." *silence* "Je suis Suede aussi."
I forgot the important accents. But it's all good.
This jacket is really hot. Seriously, I'm like practically sweating and feverish it's so hot. I guess I could take it off, but I like it so much.
Math was exxxxcellent. We had another quiz and I'm quite positive that I passed this one also. Hehehe I do NOT suck at math. And I finished the extra long project in 6th period. With a ruler. It's very precise. Ha.
Band was pretty ballin. There are a lot of beeeeees in the band room, so we were moved to the choir room, and I like it A LOT better than the band room. Band room has better acoustics, tho. Mr. Faxon pulled out this EXCELLENT piece called "Electricity" and it's really rhythmic and AMAZING and fun to listen to. And then in the concert we're going to pull out some flashlights and do cool things.
I passed the jazz band audition. :P I didn't even have to PLAY to pass. My first hint: Connor was all, "Where were you this morning? You're supposed to be in jazz band!" Mr. Faxon assumed I would pass. Dang it. And I did. But apparently I can improvise by stringing together random notes and rhythms that sound good together.
5th I just slept and did math.
Ha, I took my science test, and I'm pretty positive I passed that, too, except for I might get points taken off for significant figures. Dang.
We had the 7th grade assembly and I was totally jealous of Quincy's sister Chloe, who had an amazing speech. No lightsaber, but hey.
Aaaaaaaagh today was those 9th grade ballots things, like "Best Eyes" and "Most Likely To Get Pregnant At 16". Actually, I was really hoping I'd get voted for something.... Most humorous is out, because everyone voted for Kaili (I did, too. Lol.), but Amanda voted me for Most Humorous, and Alexis voted me for Best Hair (??). Yeah. For some I couldn't think of anyone, so I just put random people or had Aubrie, Kathy, Kristine, Kaili, or Quincy tell me who they were voting for. Tim for Best Hair, lol. It's really soft, tho. Danny for Most Athletic, but now that I think about it...no. He's still the most athletic boy after Larry. But Larry has moved on to bigger and better things.
Yeah. It's GREAT. I'm so psyched. But my throat hurts kind of and my voice is all nasally. Oh well. Yay, I missed jazz band this week! Don't have to wake up at 5:30 until Tuesday, because Monday is a HOLIDAY!!! Tee hee. And tomorrow's a Thursday, and then it's a FRIDAY AND I LOVE FRIDAYS! I'm sorry, I'm just digustingly peppy right now.

The sun'll come out tomorrow. Bet your...bottom....

Bet my bottom?
I have been saying that line repeatedly for about half an hour.
Yes. I am still sick.
And I'm missing my soap! Eegad.
YAY "THE BABY PONY" IS FINALLY IN!!
And I totally remember reading "The Saddest Pony". It was way lame, about like a dog that died or something and the pony was SAD. Like "The Girl Who Hated Ponies", I only read it once. Still waiting on "Circus Pony".
My father tells no lies.
Um um um.
Because I have no spine, I agreed to do a jazz band audition today. But I'm SICK, so I can't do it. In fact, I missed it. It was at 11:10. I want to get a doctor's note saying I can never play trombone again. Down with jazz!
I just want to make jazz, too, because I'm lazy and don't want to wake up three days a week at 5:30. Yeah. Ouch.
I crushed my fingernail.
It hurts.
Take my new FOB quiz. I scored 100. Duh.
SPEAKING of 100%, do you remember the MATH CLASS I was FAILING???
Yeah. I got 100% on the last quiz.
I GOT A 100% ON THE LAST QUIZ!
I don't know HOW, but I suppose I should be happy. Argh.
I have an entire bottle of Sierra Mist Free sitting on the kitchen table. Anybody want some?

D-I-G, that's all your gonna be GOOD FOR. Now what does that spell?

Aah, "Holes". I remember that movie. And how everyone was all obsessed with it. That was one bandwagon I did not jump on to. To this day, I still hate that movie. The book's all right, but I never read the sequel.
So I stayed home sick today because I am a wimp. A wimp that can't breathe. I didn't exactly do much today, nor did I take a fantastic trip inside myself to find who I really am, though I did discover that I am an angry person, my father is incapable of closing doors, and that my mom is slowly trying to ruin my wardrobe. She has accidentally destroyed three shirts after washing them with William's karate uniform. ARGH. I didn't like one of them, but one of them made me look at least somewhat female, and the other had a slogan that described me with utmost accuracy.
Yes. Bloo is dead.
I don't think Christian authors are allowed to have a sense of humor or refer to the trouser snake. At least authors of frothy teenage Christian fiction. Altho I like the "Brio Girls" series. Those books made me cry.

Sunday, or how I missed my one oppurtunity to talk to a french guy because I didn't want to look like a moron.

Marie got me this book called "The Writer's Block". I think I said that before.
So I finally summoned the guts to try it out, and opened to a page that said, "Write about the first time you defied your parents."
o.O
How am I supposed to remember? And it was embarassing even writing about it, because of course my family's "Christian", so I'm a "good kid" and the worst thing I've ever done is steal my friend's candy.
Not like I'm going to go smoke pot just to spice up my life a little bit, but I hate it when I'm sitting around with friends and they decide to randomly ask, "What's the worst thing you've ever done?"
....
Um...get born?
But that whole tiny paragraph transformed into a huge rant about how mad I am at some people. Now that I've got THAT out of my system, there is less of a chance that the next time I see this person they will become a bloody mass on the ground.
Only I don't actually want them dead. I don't know....
So Marie, if I kill somebody, this is totally your fault.
But I still don't have any idea of how to edit my stupid writing project because there's three major parts that really SUCK right now and I don't actually want to WRITE. I like this idea and if I leave it alone too long it will fizzle and I'll be dead and sobbing over lost characters, but really? I'd rather write a shallow fanfic about dead Fred. Heh. That rhymed.
And I freaking hate it when I see old teachers that are all, "Oh, are you still writing? You were such a good writer!" Um, no. "Why not?" Because I take myself way too seriously.
Aaaaaargh.
And I have nothing to WRITE ABOUT.
I like the self-deprecating sentence I wrote in the rant, tho. But I probably shouldn't put it here in case it tarnishes all of y'alls perception of me as "the good kid".
Btw, Barnes and Nobles sucks.
And my mom blew me off and used "introvert" as an insult.
And they wonder why I have no self-esteem....

My favorite animal is the midget elephant, too!

Yeah. I just watched "Barbie as The Island Princess". The music was surprisingly really good and catchy. I am jealous of Barbie's singing voice. It was hecka better than "Princess and the Pauper".
But can you say "plot holes"? There were like 20 plot holes that left you going, "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?" And there were a lot of factual errors. MIDGET ELEPHANTS? And since when do peacocks fly?
But it was semi-enjoyable. Barbie was really pretty in this one and seemed to have at least half a brain. My dad was trying to finish "Deathly Hallows" when I was watching it last night and I kept yelling at the computer (for some reason the Xbox wouldn't read it). Seriously, tho. What kind of name is Rosella?
Only the credits revealed some disturbing information.
Matt.......as himself.
Matt? Is there anything you want to share with the class?
Also, there were a few themes that totally did not work with a Barbie movie: Having children out of wedlock? Murder? Jealousy? Making the characters seem actually human? Say it isn't so.
So William killed me and cut out my liver apparently. Right.
I guess ice cream and Fritos isn't the best meal to have when you're sick, but hey.
I finally bought the new J-14, but it was so not worth the wait. J-14's staff is suddenly all in love with Nick Jonas. And he's trying to act all deep. YOU'RE 15!!!
And Cody Linley is really creeping me out. Even more so than Ms. Wiggins.
I have 3 really boring books I have to read. And I need to start on my stupid October book journal.
Surprisingly I really don't want to miss school. I don't know if that's more because I really like school or I know that if I miss even one day Mr. Caley, Mr. Cambell, and Mrs. Sims will kill me.
Do do do do do.
I think Pepsi could cure cancer. Or AIDs. Apparently Jenna Bush is a cool kid.