Squished muffins cause indigestion

It's true. I just had one that I got off of Megan and now I never want to hear the word "kidneys" ever again. Man. I forgot my gym clothes at school. Now they're going to smell. Really, really bad. Yeah.
Guess who had a pep assembly today? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! It was so lame, though, cuz the judges were so grade discriminating. "Oh, the 8th graders...didn't throw their items. AW, HECK WITH IT! SEVVIES ARE DISQUALIFIED!" -_- I mean, COME ON, what is up with that? And we were WAY louder than them in the loud contest thing (thanks to megaphones, Mrs. Moon, and sugar high girls) than the wedgies (of course freshman were louder than both of us, but that's cuz they populate like half the school and they have drums. Dumbness.) AND they got served in our lil contest. Guess who got third place? Not the wedgies. THE SEVVIES!!!!!!! Mrs. Sours agrees that it was grade discriminating, though. At least...I think she does. :( She WAS laughing at me...
Bla bla bla, IT'S ST. PATRICK'S DAY! Omg, it was so wrong, cuz I was wearing my green jacket and my red sevvie shirt and I totally resembled an olive. Ew. Don't try to eat me.
I think someone is taking my lunch money. Cuz I deposited $10 yesterday and spent $3.25, and today I only had $3 after spending $2.50 on lunch. Let's see...10 - 3.25 = 6.75. 6.75 - 2.25 = 4.50. NOT $3, lunch freak. Seriously, I didn't spend that 1.50, so who the heck DID? Grrr...that ticks me off.

ZAG FEVERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

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AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Guess who totally beat Xavier? THE ZAGS DID!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! It was so close, then they totally pulled it off and won by like 5. YESSSSSSSSS! Duke's playing Southern tonight (Duke, you're my home state and you're a number 1 seed: YOU BETTER NOT LOSE!!!!) and Washington (HusKIES, HusKIES!) is playing Utah St. and Syracuse I think is playing, not sure, and I kinda forgot who they're playing. Sorry, Carmelo, I forgot the important details of your former team! My apologies.
I haven't said topping swank in a while. Should I start on a mad topping swank fest that's ripping, smashing, and ruddy awesome? I think so.
TOPPINGSWANKTOPPINGSWANKTOPPINGSWANKTOPPINGSWANKTOPPINGSWANK!!!! That was beautiful. Ripping, absolutely ripping. Topping swank. NAAN, ANOTHER ROUND OF NAAN FOR MY FRIENDS!
AAAAAAAAAAAH I FORGOT: Melissa totally got out last night on American Idol. FINALLY! That was what I'd been hoping for. It was between Ace (BOOOO Micheal Jackson impersonator!), Melissa (YOU'RE TONE DEAF AND YOU FORGOT STEVIE'S LYRICS! GO GET ATTACKED BY A REMORA ((which is a suckafish lol))!!), and Lisa (she's good, but Wednesday's performance was reaaaaaaaaaaaaally bad. She was like...pitchy the whole entire time.) (hey, it's all girls in the bottom three! Oh...sorry Ace.) and Ace was safe (duh), then guess who got out? MELISSA! HURRAY! Next, it should be Ace (tone deaf freaky GIRL!) or Kevin, then Kelly. I dislike her. "Kelly, you are what's known as a naughty little minx." I've disagreed with Simon so much this season it's not even funny. When he disses people, I usually agree cuz it's true/good advice, but what's with all the bad performances he's said were topping swank? As if he really says that, but STILL?
Pep assembly tomorrow. I can use my new Madonna dance steps. Lol. And St. Patrick's day. Can't wait.

My man Earl

School was pretty much super awesome today, because it was EARLY RELEASE, but early release days seem to go slower. :( Wait...lunch wasn't so awesome. Because I had two pieces of pizza (one cheese, one pepperoni), chocolate milk, and a "Smiley snack pack" of donuts. Ew. I thought it would be so worth it cuz I'm always so hungry at lunch. It wasn't. Not only that, the cheese pizza was all gross and stale and something was wrong with the sauce. And then I felt like I ate too much. But the pepperoni pizza was better than delicious. And I sat with Daniel for the first time in like forever. He doesn't beat me up anymore. But he eats salad with like a lot of cheese. It's kinda gross. And Donovan was eating this St. Patrick's Day burrito taco wrap thing. It was green. I swear, I thought I was going to throw up my disgusting stale spicy pizza. Lunch is for nourishment, not weight loss, thanks. Then I had to sit with Connor and Zech cuz these really loud/annoying girls stole my table while I was buying donuts. And Kenny came by and was all, "AAAAAH GET AWAY!" I guess being Lord of the Ducks is pretty intimidating. The end of lunch was all worth it. Cuz I ran into this freshman guy. This cool freshman guy. This certain good-looking freshman guy. But then I said, "Whoa, didn't see that one coming," while he was walking away. And he heard me and turned around and was like, "?"
Mrs. Moon has been abandoning us on Thursdays lately. It's kinda sad. But we had a semi-coolo sub. And I totally got all these discussions going about observations and stereotypes by telling stories about the time I asked a guy about alchohol in a hotel and how everyone thinks I'm a guy or they spell my name wrong. And when we were talking about the future actions of the character in the story, I almost got in trouble when I said, "He'd be all, 'Hey, my man Earl!'" Maybe it's because I didn't raise my hand.
I totally wasted my afternoon. :( Seriously, on early release days (aka every rockin Thursday) we get out at 12:30 and I get home about 12:40. But I decided to play "Legacy" and lost track of time for 2.5 hrs. Oh man. But it was slightly worth it. I'm doing really good (I started a new game, and I've won every show. Hehehehe) and I have three horses so far (I FINALLY got rid of Alpha, who was adorable but SLOW, and I GOT COCKY!!!!! I also have a horse named Darling Ox ((I know what's up with that)) who flies on jump courses, and a dumb but cute horse named Windy). But I have to get rid of one every time I want a new one now. :(
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG in PE we had to do this super dumb step aerobics routine. So here I am, blinking dumbfoundedly when this OLD PEOPLE MUSIC starts playing!!!! Okay, it wasn't that bad...but it was pretty bad. Seriously, "Rockin' Robin"? "Crocodile Rock"? WEIRD AND SCARY 80'S TUNES???????? But I had to do the exercises or it was detention. So Sam and I were doing these total Madonna moves that were slightly amusing. But it really stunk when Mr. Eathorne ended class early to let all the freshmen watch us. And they were all, "OMG YOU'RE DOING SO GOOD! HAHAHA!" Aaaaaaaaah I'd rather die. Then at the end we were doing these weird yoga poses where we had to raise our arms, so I was all, "Now put your hands in the air! And wave 'em like you just don't care. And if you think that Kelly is the best, let me hear you say, 'Oh yeah!' (Oh yeah!)" But I didn't get to start on the second verse. Cuz class was over and we got a 5 minute lecture on participation. And I'd forgotten the "sisters from New Delhi" part.
BULK AND SKULL ARE AWESOME! Yeah, I recently watched total old school Power Rangers.

How to dismantle an atomic bomb

We had to do this science lab today on cheek cells. Lol, it was pretty awesome, but I couldn't figure out where the stupid cells were. Then Mr. Griffith was all, "They're the orange things." Things I'd been staring at for three whole minutes. I'm sooooo mensa. When I was done, I watched the fish. There was a dead one on the bottom. I swear, he wasn't moving and he'd been in the same position, gills not pumping, for 10 minutes. Another one was trying to commit suicide by lying on the bottom and not breathing. But then he'd tip over or have to start breathing again. And those fish disappointed me by not eating their dead brother. :( That's no fun. As I was walking out, I saw Mr. Walker and I was gonna tell him, but what would I say? "Uh, Mr. Walker, one of your fish died. Oh yeah, and I think you better clean their fish tank, cuz another's trying to commit suicide." That would've gone over well. But Mr. Walker's cool like that. And smart. One day he's going to blow us all up with an atomic bomb. Or he'll build one and dismantle it. Like a U2 album. Lol.
Nathan is a liar. I can't find his blog. Just thought I'd say that.
"Shall we have some tea?" "Oh yes, that would be lovely." "I love tea in the afternoon." "I love tea, but we have to boil it." I swear, Nicholas Roget-King is like the best actor I have ever seen. And he's only 5 or something. I wonder if I could buy him off Ebay.
WHO BEAT "LEGACY"? Uh...THAT WOULD BE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA! It was awesome, I was doing SUPER bad in the Kingswood Tournament thing, but my magic locket that my grandma gave me and lucky horseshoe prevented me from LOSING AND I GOT 3RD! Which is REALLY GOOD for all you snickering bystanders. But it stunk, tho, cuz I had to ride Cindy in the tournament cuz she was the only horse I had that was 100% health when Queen's way faster. But whatever. We still won. And we kicked Melissa's butt in steeplechase. The end was super lame, tho. I ended up with John (YESSSSSS) and got Rosemond Hill from Mr. Willoughby or whatever, but it ended with me and John dancing. And there's a sequel to "Legacy" about Annie's sister Emma, but Annie is a waitress. HELLO? WHAT HAPPENED TO ROSEMOND HILL? WHAT ABOUT ALPHA? Dude, I'm so playing that game again cuz I WANT COCKTAIL! And maybe some different horses. Let's see...if I win each show...Cocktail, Cindy, unknown, Queen or Winner, and no horses after Kingswood. :(
Dude, what this blog needs is a link to an UGLY DUCKLING SONG! Or the REMORAS SONG! Chipmunks have enlisted the squirrels...but the ducks have the remoras. Lol, nm, it has to do with the war I have going on with Paul. Chipmunks vs. ducks. Ducks probably losing, but no one cares cuz they came first and everyone likes them more.

"He didn't like your use of triplets in that rythm."

Did I spell rythm right? It looks wrong. Whatever, that's what Nathan said during dinner when William commented on my remora song, which basically goes as follows.
Remoras, remoras, I love the remoras, remoras, remoras, remoras are good.
But William said it was gross. When remoras are the sucker fish (lol suckafish) that stick to sharks like...those things that are plastic and stick with air? Whatever.
Interesting day again. Alex FINALLY stopped dissing my ducks (I don't really have ducks, but I stand on behalf of all ducks.) and Yoda and even acknowledged my ability to make him feel pain: "DON'T HURT ME!" And I didn't cuz I was laughing and walking too fast. Hehehehe.
Lol, my algebra teacher blew up so bad today. Well, he wasn't really mad, just frustrated, and he was kinda laughing, but it was unexpected from him. He was ranting about the evil sub that calls me a young man and stuff: "DID HE GIVE YOU THE CHAPTER TEST?" "Um...yes?" "HOW FRUSTRATING!" Then he calmed down and was like, "Oh, have you been running?" In fact, I had been. Not from the freshman that want me dead. We had a 12 minute run today. 16 laps, one better than last time. BOOYA!!
Apparently Nathan gots a blog. I wanna go read it. But not yet. Just thought I'd say that.
Note: Even though I will never see EITHER of these movies, Justin Bartha of "National Treasure" fame (aka Riley. YESSS!) is in "Failure to Launch" and Emilie de Raven is in "The Hills Have Eyes". I hope she dies first. Actually, that's mean, and besides, I don't think she does, cuz in the commercial, she's all (in a not-Australian accent), "WHERE'S MOMMA?" And then that scary hill miner person is like, "Hehe. Hehehe. Hehehe."
I had tomorrow's Twinkie today. :( It was good though. I did a paper on genetics. Billy read it and is convinced as I am that bunnies will take over the world. That's all, pretty much just like peace out.
Remoras, remoras, remoras, remoras...

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Lol, everyone at Youth Group hates my guts now. Hahaha. I find it highly amusing.
No, really, I swear, check out this link. It's probably the coolest thing you'll ever see in your lifetime: http://www.phrozenflame.com/flashclip/3. Note: It might take a little while to load. It did on my cpu, anyway. And then Nathan refreshed it. And it took longer. :(
Okay. I haven't been on in three days cuz 1. I've become addicted to the infamous/unheard of cpu game "Legacy of Rosemond Hill". It has THE worst graphics ever and the main character (that you have to be. Btw, it's a girl; no choosing sexes.) is really stupid, but I swear, it's the funnest game I've ever played. For now. whatever. Also 2. Yesterday I was going to write, but the previous day, I spent probably a good 4 hours of my 10 hour day (woke up at 10, went to bed at 10) playing "Legacy" and I felt really guilty cuz I hadn't read my Bible at all, even though my schedule was totally empty (like in the Stellar Kart song "Spending Time") and I told God I would spend time with him and not go on the computer at all whatsoever, along with forgoing my video game and Gameboy (like I play that anymore) priveleges as well. But it was all good.
Saturday: My bunny goes officially AWOL for 15 or so minutes. Then my dad discovers he's under the wood pile platform. But he won't come out. So we have to wait for him. He did it again today and I got so mad that I just left him out there. Eventually he got hungry and started eating grass OUTSIDE THE PLATFORM (or rather, out from under), but when he saw Dad, he freaked out and ran under the platform. I REALLY hate that rodent. >:(
Um...starting a novel. About a farm. Yeah. Don't ask. But it's awesome. I think that's probably my life aspiration: to become either a novelist/author/writer like the depressed kid in my book/whatever or a farmer. As long as I can wait till 5 to get up. Cuz on Harvest Moon, the animals don't wake up till 6. It's all a lie. Which isn't very nice.
School: Interesting. My mom's still teaching HIV/AIDS training in all the 7th and smoe of the 8th grade science classes. She's cool, but everyone seriously acts like I don't know who she is. "OMG, LAUREN, THAT'S YOUR MOM!" "I KNOW, Alex." "LAUREN, THAT'S YOUR MOM!" "Thanks Tim." "Dude, last year, I asked if you had to eat a monkey to get AIDS!" "Seriously?" Yeah. Basically. Freshman guys: still weird/Zanth obsessed/semi good-looking/very good-looking.

No school day wasted by 13-year-old Harvest Moon prodigy

Let's see:
Today, I slept in till 10:00, had breakfast, read the comics, went on the cpu, ate lunch, listened to ALOT of music (okay okay, two CDs), and now I'm back on the cpu. And the day is basically over. I still have to practice, but I feel as tho the day was wasted. Maybe that's just me.
I still have that undeniable urge to make cookies. Chocolate chip cookies, to be precise. Exact. Topping swank. Whoa, where'd that come from? Bunco tonight. Only *sniff* 5 HOURS AWAY! I can't wait that long! And I have a bunch of library books, but they're all kinda boring. Actually, those sappy Nancy Drews look promising, but "The Animal Family", the weird book about witches and Puritans, and the whole Oz series look veeeeeeeeeeeery boring. Unless I can get through "Ozma of Oz". Don't get me wrong, I actually love this book. It's just that I've read it...3 or 4 times. And Dorothy's accent BOTHERS ME! Maybe I just don't like Kansasans. But I can't say that to my dad. Kansas is his Texas. Don't mess with Texas. Which reminds me of Bucky...whom I don't exactly want to think about.
Um...I practiced the drum parts for "Life is good"........and that's it. I'm not skilled yet. But I've got the basic drum beat down. I think. Like that white girl who was all, "I can lay down a beat and rap." It's like, "I'm white, and I CAN'T lay down a beat and rap!" I can't dance, either. WPCD: white people can't dance. But I can dance superioror to what I could before. I just like...was able and it was like...*about to quote "Sky High"* BAM! Will: Well, that's great...what is it? Zack: You'll have to wait and see like everyone else. Come on, it's not like you've ever powered up in front of us.
Must practice piano. Cuz I actually enjoy it. See ya.

American Idol - who I hate and more

Yes, I happen to be a HUGE American Idol addict. But what made me SUPER mad last night is some of my favorite people didn't make it, some of the bad-I-only-stay-here-cuz-I-don't-wear-much-clothing people did, and one time it was between two of my favorite people and only one could make it. Anyway...
Judges: I hate Paula. A lot. She's tone deaf, wears clothes that make her body look thirty and her 89, and has to be nice to everyone. Even the people that stunk.
Randy is cool. And he used to be in a band. Nuff said.
Simon could've been my older brother in another life. I seriously agree with everything (all right, most everything; I thought what he said about Kelly being a naughty little minx was a lie. I dislike her.) he says. And he's British. But anti-American. I think he'd be good friends with Billie Joe.
Girls: I liked Ayla, but she's gone. :( Now the only people I like are Lisa, Mandisa (heck yes), Paris ("I love you, Chicken Little!"), and Catherine. Kelly is like the next Carrie Underwood. No, that's not a good thing. I didn't like Carrie Underwood either. And Melissa's not very good. She shouldn't have gotten through.
Guys: Gedeon got out - THAT MADE ME SOOOOO MAAAAAAAD! It's like, COME ON, you could've voted out Ace (he's full of himself, ugly, AND he can't sing. Wth, Micheal Jackson? Looooser. LOL, that was totally "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody": "He may have been a Windsor, but you are a loooooser.") and Kevin (not very good, sings like a 16-year-old opera wannabe, and isn't sexy/a sex symbol, which is just gross. Paula, you're 89, leave the boy alone.), but noooooo, you had to vote out my favorite guy (well, not my favorite; everyone besides Ace, Kevin, and Will were my favorite ((minus the people (((minus Patrick, loved him))) who got out))). I actually LIKED his smile and he can sing better than the average MICHEAL JACKSON LOSER NAMED ACE WHO'S A TOTAL FREAK AND I HATE HIS HAIR AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!! I love Taylor! I dance just like that. And he plays wicked harmonica. And he's pro Easter bunny. Bucky is hilarious. "Chicken is chicken and biscuit is biscuit. When I open up a menu here, it's like French." And he has a twin brother, which totally surprised me. Only I can actually tell them apart. :O Whoa I must be like MAGIC or something. Chris is awesome. He should totally sing for Lighthouse or something. Elliot = total hottie. And he's probably the best male vocalist on the whole show. LOL, he looks just like my brother. Only without the beard. Yeah.
Whoa, what was with Bo's performance last night? He was like flat the whole time (didn't I say that in my last post? *shrugs* Whatever.). Only I got in trouble when I suggested he might be drunk. Sorry.
Something that has nothing to do with American Idol: "Here comes Heavenly" is seriously the best book I've ever read. Besides "The Princesses of Atlantis" and "Capt. Hook". Yeah. But seriously. She's like, a pixie or something who likes heavy metal. Pretty much sweet. Except...am I the only person on this planet who's bothered by Korn? *at a Korn concert* Lead singer: "AAAAAAAAAAAH I DID IT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND! THEN I KILLED HER!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *does a crowd dive* LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *bass player does a Brian Calcara* *lead singer does Gene Simmons tongue thing* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Weathermen lie (it's proven)

I woke up this morning, all happy and hoping there would be a 2 hour delay. Guess what - THERE WASN'T! Of course, I shouldn't have got my hopes up. In fact, I stopped believing in snow quite a while ago. But COME ON! It was an early release day (Thursday) and there had been a two hour delay, there only would've been 3 HOURS AND 15 MINUTES OF SCHOOL! But no. They gave us a whole 2 hours more. :( Not fair. I hate weathermen. They're rotting liars.
Anyway. School. Um, I laughed my head off in LAR/SS block. Can't say why. Would get in huge trouble.
Uhhhhh.......................................I HAD PIZZA! Well, that's exciting to me! I LOVE pizza! :( I can't think of anything that happened today. Oh yeah.
My algebra teacher ROX so bad. Seriously, he actually called this one kid retarded and that's something you don't expect from a Santa-like nice guy who could beat you up. And he gave us this WASL question that was SUPER EASY! It's my first year of WASL testing and if it's this easy, I get 2 ELECTIVES NEXT YEAR! WHOOOOO! FRENCH AND ADVANCED BAND, HERE I COME! Yes, I'm taking French. Spanish is lame.

School daaaaaaaaze

About today: Was NOT in any way normal. Not only is my mom still at school (pretty cool, except for everyone telling me she's my mom. Like I don't know. Um, duh, I've known her for several years...no, make that 13!!!!!!!! Duh.), but we had a loooooooooong fire drill today. It all started when we started smelling this acrid disgusting stench in science 1st period. So my science teacher (I got a cool science teacher this semester. He has one hair on his head and likes to call us all muffins. :) ) picks up the phone and calls the front office (and possibly the fire department, I'm not sure), telling them there's possibly a fire downstairs. So the fire alarm goes off - BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! - and everyone runs outside. I had to lug ALL my stuff around with me, including my rotting backpack. But it was awesome cuz the first person I run into as soon as I exit the building? Oh yeah. A hot freshman. Which is rare. For freshman. ANYWAY. We had to stand outside for like half an hour, then go into the gym (there were all these firetrucks and police officers outside. I waved and asked for a burger. They just laughed at me like that guy from Fedex when I asked him about French benefits) so we could waaaait for a long time till the building was safe. 9:05: the building is safe. So THEN my whole science class went into the home ec room and waited. 2nd period was almost over, even tho we hadn't even started it. But instead of letting us go to third period (PE for me, which I actually LIKE), they made us go to 2nd period for 20 minutes (a complete waste of time), THEN go to 3rd period for 20 minutes, then everything was back on schedule. Dumbness.
So at PE, I'm FINALLY all dressed when the scary gym teacher (a woman, btw, or she wouldn't be allowed in the locker room) comes in and says, "PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON! We're not suiting up today!" Thanks for that. So I spend another few minutes throwing my clothes BACK ON, then running out the door semi-Conless. We ended up playing basketball. I can't shoot very well - something I definitely need to work on - but I can dribble pretty good. Guess when class ended: RIGHT as I got up the courage to play Bump with the freshman and other kids from my class. Shoot.
I must've been more tired than I thought I was cuz as soon as I got home, I turned on the cpu, saw it didn't work, and started screaming how much I hated its ruddy guts. It turns out the cpu wasn't ON. Nice going, genius.
I REALLY feel the need to make cookies. It's like some Betty Crocker urge lying deep within me. The cookie dough calls my name... It's caaaalling me... :( We don't have chocolate chips. Dumbness. Oh. I DO have a whole sweet pile of lovely books that's like 3 feet high. Topping swank good form, oppidan scugs. Ripping, absolutely ripping.

Nice crunchy dog tags - Yum!

How come I always get inspired right after I get off line...and after about 10 minutes of pure Solitaire? Anyway...
I realized people don't like to talk to me. Even if we are linked by alphabetical order...or the instrument known as THE DRUM SET!!! (*cough cough JASON cough cough*) Oh well. Go eat a dog tag.
Actually, I won't say that, cuz I like dog tags. I had one, but it was gross and fake and sparkly and it had a HEART on it and I was like, "...NO!!" I can't find any cool ones, but I would wear one. Like the one in my ATF book that says "Mad Dog Branzillo" after the "A Swiftly Tilting Planet" character dude man.
About the people thing...actually, some people talk to me. Of course, Daniel also beats me up, but whatever, I always win and one time I almost broke his nose. It was kinda funny but he got really mad and kept glaring at me in disbelief. Then he wasn't mad, but his nose hurt. It was your fault, don't hold that trumpet case so close to your nose. Oh yeah, and Alex makes fun of ducks and Yoda cuz he knows I HATE THAT!!! So I attempted to hurt him in PE. It didn't work. He was cracking up and "protecting himself" while I was trying to knee him to death. Ooooh, I can see the headlines now: SEVENTH GRADER KNEES FELLOW STUDENT TO DEATH FOR INSULTING JEDI MASTER. They didn't even mention the DUCKS! >:( That's not very nice. :(

"Stevie Wonder was. Look at him now..."

Lol, that's what I said when I was talking to my mom during our recent little walk. We were being stalked by a black cat (well, my mom was; it kept running it front of her, slamming against her legs, getting stepped on, and lying on the sidewalk in front of her) and I asked if I should spit over my shoulder (I'm not superstitious; that was a smelly cat. Then I should say spit/puke.) The following converstion ensued.
Mom: No, I'm not worried.
Me: Stevie Wonder was. Look at him now.
Mom: Yeah. A millionare...
Me: ...with ugly hair. AND he's blind!

Yeah. Anyways...
BACK AT SCHOOL! I could've written yesterday, but nothing really exciting happened. And I didn't want to. And I was tired. And I'd just gone to the library and acquired a plastic bag stuffed full for my efforts. Topping swank.
Today, however: My friend came back after a few months of goneness. I almost got robbed by a freshman (they switched to their account while the lunchlady was typing in my 10.00 check. Get your own, drooly.). I practiced doing the Matrix with a bunch of guys in my LAR/SS block. We couldn't go very far. OH! And I'm COMPLETELY done with my rainforest essay. Now I have to make up a lot of science and a 12 minute run. CURSES!

ConTAGIOUS

I think I caught this weird not having anything to write about from Emily. -_- Oh well, now that I'm going back to school, I'll actually have something to write about. And my mom's going to be there teaching. Oh well, that'll be interesting. And temporary. I keep getting reminded of that by all my teachers, especially my PE teacher, who STILL calls me "Ms. Lesley". "Ms. Lesley's not here today?" "Um, I'm right here, and there IS an h." "Right, Ms. Lesley."
I suddenly have "Back in the day" stuck in my head. At least that means Grits is no longer in there.
....but it's all gravy, in third yesterday, I'm gonna ask out the lady, I got my paper and my pencil, now whoop, here I go. "Will you go out with me, check yes or no." I'm feeling all slick when I handed her out the note. "I told you ten times already no. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!" "But-"

:O NOT topping swank!

I can't believe it. DUKE LOST TO NORTH CAROLINA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOSE UNTIL AFTER THE NCAA CHART IS UP!!! >:( Talk about not topping swank.
Okay. Aside from that...nothing? Oh yeah, school tomorrow. :P But it's only a four day week. Yay! And I need to write notes for our "encouragement envelopes". And...youth band and stuff? Ooh, busy day. Yeah, that's kinda it...

March Madness vs. the Academy Awards...Stewie refs

I FORGOT! I COMPLETELY FORGOT! It's MARCH MADNESS, everybody!!!! How could I forget that??? I'M GOING CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I'm better now. Anyway, I just wanted to cheer on my four favorite teams:
Gonzaga (duh, love you Zags), Duke, Huskies (my home team), and Syracuse (Carmelo used to play for them)
Anyway...
The Oscars are tomorrow. Like I care. Who in their right minds, would sit down on their couch in front of their TV for 7 hours watching Felicity Huffman walk around without a top? Okay, with half a top? Guess which half? I'll give you a hint: it's not the top half. Are we cool? Okay? Okay. Actually, if I have nothing to do tomorrow afternoon, save practice, and try to find a book to read for 75 minutes of my precious life (I've read "Lightsabers" several times, don't think I'm gonna read it again), I might watch the Oscars.
The Red M&M dude says never be without an entourage. Um, okay, there's Blizzard, the limited time edition Queen Amidala action figure, Lil BK Mace, Aslan... *glares at giggling "Desperate Housewife" stars* Shut up! So my entourage consists of stuffed animals and Star Wars collectibles! At least Queen Amidala has flawless skin, EVA! *Eva Longoria slinks away*
Lol, in my supreme boredom, yesterday, I actually played "Harvest Moon". It's, um, quite boring. Yeah. That's all I have to say.

"I've devoted my life to anime after having contracted cholera..."

Notice the quotation marks. Meaning I didn't really say that (it's actually from a Princess Diaries book). And I probably never will, because I greatly dislike anime (or most of it) and would rather watch "Ellen" than "Ranma". Of course that makes my dad kinda mad.
Guess what...I MISSED FOUR DAYS OF SCHOOL THIS WEEK! Today would be my fourth. Now William has cholera, too. We both feel disgusting. Or maybe that's because we had ice cream for breakfast after my mom went to work.
Is it true that all computers hate me? Because I can't get on AIM on this stupid thing. >:( Curse you, pop up blocker!
Darn. Sarai was right. After a month of no Blogger, video games, or "Josie and the Pussycats" (my loss), it all seems kind of pointless. All the exceedingly witty things I'm sure I had in mind no longer exist. I need a burger.

It's raining grapes, hallelujah!

Spending 2 hours at the dentist is not exactly what I had in mind for a day off from school. No, there wasn't a snow day (I wish, but I stopped believing in snow a while ago. Welcome to my life. Whoa, that was totally a Simple Plan song.) and the CK School District didn't suddenly decide to devote a day to dental health and let everyone take a field trip to a dentist's office, and I did NOT skip school! (Actually, if I ever did, my parents would send me to juvies.) I got sick. This is NOT a feigned illness, people, I feel disgusting. In fact, my temp was 99.2 this morning. HeLLO, someone call the ER!!! I keep coughing, too. But I had to go to the dentist's anyway. It actually wasn't that bad. The nurse liked my Cons (she didn't know who Chuck Taylor was, tho, so I had to enlighten her) and I got a good report on my teeth ("Wow, ripping flossing! Topping swank!" LOL, the dentist didn't really say that. That would be funny if he did, tho. Topping swank.), but the lady who cleaned my teeth shoved the little vaccuum down my threat and I spewed up water and grape toothpaste. Not only that, her tooth demon (my bad, toothbrush) kept spraying purple blobs on my nose and glasses. (The sign says "Eye protection required in this area". Um, regular glasses don't shield light, they ABSORB IT! Ouch) Not only that, they kept playing WARM 106.9 SONGS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Some pros of today: Uh...cheese pizza for lunch? It was Pizza Hut, too. :) I LOVE JESSICA! I mean... Kermit, I said Kermit, y'all know it... And they played my favorite Matlock episode on "The Hallmark Channel". ("The Play" is seriously the best Matlock episode ever shown. Except in this season, Cliff has gross, short, verging-on-a-buzz-cut-if-he-ever-went-to-the-barber hair. Ew.)
Random fact: Daniel Roebuck, of "Matlock" fame, plays the dad on "Agent Cody Banks". I seriously just found that out. He looked better back in the day. (That's a KJ SONG! Back in the day ((I was soooo cool...)))
I'm seriously hoping I can miss school tomorrow. Even tho this cold is gross. That would be ripping. Topping swank.

Don't be a muffin

Topping swank.
-Courtesy of Jolly Roger, best book character ever
J. V. Hart's book "Capt. Hook" almost made me cry in class. I repeat, IN CLASS! I laughed quite a few times, too. This book made me FEEL! It also rivals "Princesses of Atlantis" and "LOTR" (okay, LOTR not so much) and Jolly Roger reminds me very much so of Sam Gamgee. Topping Swank.
Anyways...haven't had much water today. (gee, that was random, as is most everything that comes out of my mouth) Uhhhhhh...well, I had to wear sweats in PE today. *gasp* NO! Yes, it's all too true. Not that I mind wearing sweats. It's just that these were weird gross bellbottomy sweats. And they were navy blue, so I couldn't wear my Cons with them. :( I had to wear my puke colored clog/alien spaceship/boats instead. Boy, did I look weird.
I bet all of you are like, "Why didn't you just wear shorts?" Um, there are five reasons for that. *points to different purple spots on legs* 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I got these beautiful trophies from ATF and I don't exactly want to show the world what happens to those who aren't coordinated and ram into seats in front of you while rocking out at a Pillar concert. Ouch.
I should adopt a motto. Let's see... "Don't be a muffin" is a good one.
ffjfjjfjjfjfjfjjfjjfjfjfjfjfjjfjjfjf (this random keyboard typing is sponsored by Eagle Hand Laundry) Yeaaaaah, that's pretty much it...

Bad Girls, New York Minute, Eugene Levy, me...which one doesn't belong?

Wow, that was an excrutiatingly long title, but I'm BORED and I haven't been on my blog since 2/12/06. Don't get me wrong, I've tried, but my cpu was giving me the same old stuff: "Sorry, fatal error, life ruining in process, please log off before I try to kill myself." And I thought computer's didn't have personalities. But that's okay, cuz I GOTS MYSELF A NEW ONE!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! It's shiny and silver and it actually works. *sniff* It's so beautiful. But my mom won't let me install Oregon Trail cuz it apparently will kill our nice lil central processing unit. And I'm kind of breaking the pact I made in youth group: I promised not to listen to "questionable music" (NOOOO JOSIE! An odd coincidence, tho, when I got home from ATF ((Acquire the Fire, coolest place you could ever go)), my "Josie and the Pussycats" soundtrack had been placed in an unsuccessful attempt that I might not see it on the fireplace downstairs. ???) or go online (except for e-mail) until the end of the month. And I feel sort of guilty. But it IS good to be back.
Did you know: If you go to a 1.5 day Christian conference/concert thingy and receive some money at each meal to buy food, and you save what you didn't spend, you can buy a lot more things than you could originally? Except I only acquired 6 more dollars than before. But that helped. Cuz I still got a Pillar drumstick. I LOVE YOU LESTER!!!!!!!!!
Ew, I just got a picture in my head of Eugene Levy singing "Bad girls" in a gross little car. Which reminds me of that movie he was in with Samuel L. Jackson that was super dumb, but, of course, I never saw. Which reminds me of Lil BK Mace. Which reminds me of the Oregon Trail. Oh yeah, I'm on a roll.
I never thought I'd say this, but I never want to eat another bite of fast food ever again in my life. After having to survive on nothing but that for a whole day, I'm pretty sure I could do without. But Micheal Moore is still wrong. Lol, it's like that one time I was in Mickey D's (I openly hate that term, but it's easier to type than McDonald's) there was a guy with his son and they were all eating when the dad's like, "Son, there's a movie out there called 'Super Size Me' and it's about McDonald's..." I almost choked on my milkshake. Hahahaha. What an ironic conversation to be having IN MCDONALDS!! "...and then the man...well, he got very, VERY sick." "Did he DIE?" "No, he did not die."

Temporary backness

HAHAHAHAHA! FINALLY! I'M BACK! Yeah, the reason I haven't been on for...2-3 weeks has to do with the fact that my dad did somethig to my internet that made it stop working temporarily, and then, once it started working, I couldn't go on BLOGGER! If you're all, "Well, then why are you posting this now," it's because I'm risking the safety of my account to post this. Yep, I'm at the library, which I had forgotten, will let me GO ON SITES THAT MY STUPID CPU WON'T! But this is probably the only post I'll be posting for a while. Till I get a new cpu, that is. :( Anyway...
Let me tell you about some new things that have happened since I last posted:
1. DEATH TO COLLEGE ED! At the end of the new trimester, college ed ended FOREVER and I'm now taking PE. HALLELUJAH! Except for the fact that I have to wear shorts and these weird cloggy things every day, not to mention dressing IN FRONT OF MY PEERS! But whatever.
2. I FINALLY TOUCHED A DRUMSET! Okay, I've touched one before, but my dad actually let me PLAY on the one at school (his school, not mine) and IT'S SO AWESOME! But I say that about everything.
3. Hehehe, I got new Converse. They're black toed, black laced, and they have "scribbles on them!" Don't ask, that was Billy, not me. I mean...

That's pretty much the extent of my life. OH YEAH, I've been writing THE awesomest "Oregon Trail" trail journals ever. Hahaha. Except Fat Louie died. And so did Amber. And Yoda. And Eric. And Lil BK Mace. And SPEED! (I swear, I cried when this happened)
Random yet disgusting fact: Ew, Will Harris might have POSSIBLY played Damien in "Mean Girls". Yeah. The gay guy. Awkward... But whatever, he's my favorite character. "Curfew, we're rolling, curfew, we're rolling."