Don't be a muffin

Topping swank.
-Courtesy of Jolly Roger, best book character ever
J. V. Hart's book "Capt. Hook" almost made me cry in class. I repeat, IN CLASS! I laughed quite a few times, too. This book made me FEEL! It also rivals "Princesses of Atlantis" and "LOTR" (okay, LOTR not so much) and Jolly Roger reminds me very much so of Sam Gamgee. Topping Swank.
Anyways...haven't had much water today. (gee, that was random, as is most everything that comes out of my mouth) Uhhhhhh...well, I had to wear sweats in PE today. *gasp* NO! Yes, it's all too true. Not that I mind wearing sweats. It's just that these were weird gross bellbottomy sweats. And they were navy blue, so I couldn't wear my Cons with them. :( I had to wear my puke colored clog/alien spaceship/boats instead. Boy, did I look weird.
I bet all of you are like, "Why didn't you just wear shorts?" Um, there are five reasons for that. *points to different purple spots on legs* 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I got these beautiful trophies from ATF and I don't exactly want to show the world what happens to those who aren't coordinated and ram into seats in front of you while rocking out at a Pillar concert. Ouch.
I should adopt a motto. Let's see... "Don't be a muffin" is a good one.
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