Friday, January 02, 2009

Belated thanks from 2008

As 2009 rolls in with good food and a first experienec with buffalo wings, I'd like to thank all the people who made 2008 fantastic:

God, heavenly storehouses, the Boob Fairy, Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, Britney Spears, Bristol Palin, Mr. Rosendale, Meg Cabot, the Sonics, Blogthings, Blogger, my parents, Applebee's, Red Robin, Arby's, McDonald's, the Cheesecake Factory, Jack in the Box, SBC, Pastor Barry, Pastor Paul, Pastor Jake, Pastor Ben, Pastor Mike, Louie, all the Steves, Kristine, Sierra, all the nice Melissas, Josh, Paul, Jessica, Kevin, Alexis, Sarah, Amby, Emma, Mr. Jake, Amanda, Janessa, Keri, Tyler, Chris, Drew, the RNC, my dad's facial hair, Matt, Northwest Driving School, Jeff, Ed, Lloyd, Deb, our Buick Lesabre, Stephenie Meyer, Jacob Black, Kristen Stewart, the Jonas Brothers, Fall Out Boy, Ellen Degeneres, Portia deRossi, Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Po, Mr. Ping, Seth Rogen, Jackie Chan, the Beatles, Jim Sturgess, Martin Luther McCoy, Sean Penn, Evan Rachel Wood, Dana Fuchs, T.V. Carpio, Timothy T. Mitchum, Carol Woods, Joe Anderson, James McAvoy, Heath Ledger, Christina Ricci, Reese Witherspoon, Christopher Nolan, DC comics, NOT Superman, Spiderman, Sony, all the cows, mozzerella, all my friends that I forgot, Tie, Luke, baby Riley, the twins, Braeden, my cousins, my other extended family members, Lucas Grabeel, Corbin Bleu, NOT Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Bing Crosby, Nat King Cole, Daniel Ehrenraft, Rachel Cohn, David Levithan, Amelia Earhart, Wikipedia, Mr. Rosendale, Mr. Macaras, Mr. Williams, Mr. Anspach, Mrs. Hamblet, Mr. Hurd, Soren, Germany, Italy, China, Michael Phelps, the anorexic American gymnasts (except for the one that fell off the balance beam - loser), Hi-Chews, Hershey's, Dove, So brand jeans, skinny jeans, rain boots, all the pigs, Shanghai Gardens, Red, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Santa Claus, AT&T, Samsung, the mall, JC Penny, Worthington wool, all the sheep, Princess Mia, Tina Hakim Baba, John Paul Reynolds-Abernathy IV, Grandmere, the French, France, cake, pudding, lava cake, Converse, Walmart, Target, Milk Duds, M&M Mars, the place with the trains, all the dogs, Cesar Milan, NuNu, the nice lesbians I've met and other fabulous gay people, California, Bono, Africa, New York, Georgia, science, Ben Stein, South Carolina, Seattle, Pike Place Market, J-14, Quizfest, Seventeen, Barnes & Noble, King, all the trombones, pioneers of jazz, the Asian store, Handy Andy's, Uwajimaya, Kinokuniya bookstores, Japan, Japanese people, hot guys, Francesca Lia Block, Weetzie Bat, the mermaid, Heaven the hermaphrodite, Jonathan Larsen, the cast of Rent, Rosario Dawson, Tracie Thoms, Amy Adams, Patrick Dempsey, NOT Will Smith, the Muppets, Fable II, my computer, HP Intel processors, all the laptops, college, WSU, NOT UW, football, NOT the Seahawks, NOT the Mariners, NOT Washington, John McCain, George W. Bush's dogs, Laura Bush, the troops, my fighting cousins that I never see, Nintendo DS, Rayman Raving Rabbits, Zoo Tycoon, cellulite, bathroom scales, Garrison Keillor, Eddie Izzard, Bill Cosby, Jeff Dunham, Peanut, Walter, Jose Jalapeno (on a stick), Gay Man, NOT the redneck guy, NOT people who hate rednecks because they're "prejudiced" (you know who you are), my redneck family, beer, other alcoholic beverages I have never and will never consume, martinis, dessert shooters, bacon, crappy bands, Stephenie Meyer again because she sucks at life, nice Mormons who wear promise rings and sing Christmas songs, Robert, Austin, tubas, NOT our basketball team, people who weren't nice but are nice now, people that should GO TO THE POLICE, Sarah's dad, people I'm not nice to, EGR, crossword puzzles, sudoku, Decodaquote, INFPs, Carl Jung, Meyers-Briggs, MyPersonality, Sensors, the N-club, Introverted babies, musical people, band teachers that are cool, donuts, Krispy Kreme, Cyd Charisse, Gingerbread, boring science classes, bloop bloop bloop, chipmunks, various other rodents, rabbits are rodents too, Greek mythology, Muses, Chicago, Peter Cetera, the Oregon Trail, Sims 2, Sims 3, Harvey Milk, Ian McKellan, NOT Peter Jackson, Michael Medved, Mark Levin, Pepsi, Sprite, and his other dog, bears, polar bears, pandas, koalas, lions, zebras, NOT donkeys, dogs, unicorns, horses, Michael Savage, Jewish people that are nice, not nice Jewish people, yarmulkas, reality TV, Momma's Boys, the star of David, Christians with issues, people I will conceivably never again, Itunes, the color black, Power Rangers, Teen Titans, 60's music, the old R&B, white losers like me, glasses, the Navy, the Army, NOT the coast guard, guinea pigs, witty comments, NOT hormones, NOT Nikelodeon, and "Do What You Are".

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