Very funny. Please stop.

Your Friendship Style is Independent

You love your friends, but you don't always need them as much as they need you. You like to do your own thing. Sometimes this means taking a break from your friends and carving your own path. As long as your friends give you the space you need, you are happy to be there for them whenever you can. Your friends lean on you for advice and problem solving. You tend to be "the rock." You and an Empathetic Friend: Go well together. Your Empathetic Friend understand and accepts you... but may be too needy sometimes. You and a Gregarious Friend: Get along well, as long as your Gregarious Friend is happy to only see you occasionally. You and another Independent Friend: Have a love / hate thing going on. When you agree, things are blissful. However, more often than not, you butt heads. You and a Philosophical Friend: Are somewhat a matter of opposites attract. You're both thinkers, but you think very differently.

What's Your Friendship Style?

"West Coast Smoker" is my new favorite song.
Because he feels sorry for the suicidal cats.
They have to kill themselves 9 times before they get it right.
Ha ha ha ha.
My birthday's in 2 days!!
George Michaels.
How does "Crush" translate to "George" in French?
And "Squirt" to "Tortillon"?
We were watching "Finding Nemo".
I'm sorry, "Trouver Nemo".
Eartha Kitt is dead. That's terrible.
But "Monotonous" makes me want to punch her in the face.
Even though she's dead.
Curse you, Mr. Darcy.
"Pride and Prejudice" is ruining my life, and making me completely paranoid.
But at least I understand the unit circle.
I mean, that's always something.
Our group for Solo Ensemble is so amazing. We turned everything into quarter notes and left out the rests. It sounded so amazing. People were staring at us.
And not in a good way.
But they were just jealous.

White-coated ninja stalks at night

It's 35 degrees outside, which is supposedly WARMER than the past few days, but the weathermen neglected to tell us all about the wind chill factor.
So, in actuality, it's 5 degrees outside.
Is it really that weird to be able to drink a milkshake in snowy weather? Hot cocoa just isn't the same.
Francesca Lia Block keeps blowing me away. "Necklace of Kisses" is somehow better than "Baby Be-Bop", the best of the Weetzie Bat books.
AND THEY'RE MAKING A MOVIE!
We got at least 3 more inches of snow, and it's been snowing off and on (but it's also been raining and sleeting, so the chances of us getting any more snow today are low).
Church has been cancelled - again.
That's twice this week. GET BEHIND ME, SATAN! I have Jesus on my side!!
And Meg and Jack White, but they don't count nearly as much.
It doesn't seem like Christmas Eve, but it most definitely is. We couldn't wait till this evening, so the 5 of us got up early and opened our presents.
Aha, I have cellphone!! Finally!!
And it's green.
Someone made a book of some of the best lolcatz. It's pretty funny.
Halp! I'm in ur cupz...soaking up your teaz.
I also got "Folie a Deux" and "The Silver Cord" - at last.
"Folie a Deux" is pretty good. Yes, that's the extent of my musical commentary. Because saying, "Oh my gosh, Patrick has SUCH an amazing voice and Joe is SOOOO good at guitar and that one song was AWESOME!" seems to carry just about as much meaning.
I'm pretty musically retarded.
Or at least musically close-minded.
Or close-minded in general. Hey, Republican.

It's not the power of the curse...

...it's the power you give the curse.
Thank you, creepy cross-eyed British boy.
"I don't get it. What does it mean?"
How come half of the kids were American and half were British? It was like London, only not.
Yeah, I'm talking about "Penelope".
Lame, we're leaving for Pullman tomorrow morning to drop Nathan off at WSU, and Tie is with her former owner Courtney until Wednesday.
Courtney's really nice and Tie likes her, but I'm scared Tie won't want to come back home.
:(
I think having inappropriate conversations (on paper) during church is a sin.
"Thriller" is a cool song.
Yeah diehards!!
Do do do do do do do.

Post 900!!! That's 3^2*100!!

Wow, 900 posts in the last 2.75 years (about that long, anyway). Is that a lot? I wonder.
I made a "Boys kind of suck" playlist because I got bored and I'd just added a bunch of classic rock to my ipod.
Surprisingly, there's a lot of appropriate FOB songs.
Maybe that tells me I shouldn't listen to them?
"Penelope" was really cute. It was kind of like a Tim Burton film, only Johnny Depp was no where to be found.
Christina Ricci actually looks better with the pig nose.
Which is kind of mean to say.
Her face is so unique, though.
I like how Gerard Way put it.
"Christina Ricci looks like an alien. I think she's beautiful."
And she is. But that pig nose was just so cute.
James McAvoy is so beautiful.
And the American accent?
I'm in love.
But it's annoying when you really like someone and people scoff at you...
...but that person becomes famous and they're suddenly that person's biggest fans.
Which is pretty much what the song "Sk8r Boi" was all about.
Who knew Avril could be so eloquent?
But it's not as though James McAvoy wasn't famous before "The Chronicles of Narnia".
I just remember thinking in 7th grade right after I saw "TCON" that Tumnus (James McAvoy) was incredibly hot, and everyone else laughed at me?
And now they agree.
Especially with his lovely new American accent.
Yeah, whatever.

Fall Out Boy marathon!

Today in science, rather than write detailed steps of the combustion procedure on a piece of notebook paper, I typed a bunch of Fall Out Boy lyrics on my calculator. Then I realized I don't know that many.
Dad and I ditched first service yesterday and went to Starbucks.
He bought me hot chocolate that tasted like dirty beans.
The whipped cream was good.
Wendy's has the best burgers by far. They're square, juicy, and delicious.
They changed up the Frosty menu, though.
Now it's not just plain old chocolate Frosties. There are Frosty shakes, Twisted Frosties (Frosties in various flavors with various sweet things, such as M&M's and cookie dough mixed in), and VANILLA Frosties!!!
That's just not right.

You Are a Sweet Person

When it comes to snacks, you're more likely to grab some candy than heat up a pizza. There's a good chance you're female (women prefer sweet snacks)... Or at least, you prefer to be in the company of women. Your tastes are simple and predictable. You are young at heart. You tend to crave food you can just grab and eat.

Are You Sweet or Salty?

I hate it when you try to take quizzes and it turns out they want your name and address.
Lemon Lime Stride is THE BEST!
Or maybe it's Orbit.
I have to go check.
DUDE, I'M WRITING A "HARVEST MOON" FANFIC!!! YEAAAH! It's sappy and lame (hey, it's a fanfic), but I'm having fun, and it's not as though anyone's going to read it.
And, despite what Amby thinks, it's not crude, unlike the "Baby Mama Drama" story.
Heh.
Mrs. Sims won't let us watch "Romeo and Juliet" anymore. I wanted to see Mercutio (and Tybalt) die!
So Nathan took us to Coldstone??
That's how I roll.
No, that's what I ordered.
No more track! Janessa, Allie, and I are the only 9th graders that didn't qualify for Districts.
That sucks.
BUt then again...NO MORE TRACK.

Why don't you just drop dead?

I don't blame you for being you,
But you can't blame me for hating it.
So say, what are you waiting for?
Kiss her, kiss
I set my clocks early cuz I know I'm always late.
Forget "The Carpal Tunnel of Love". This is my new favorite song.
Except for the vampires.
"You call yourselves hunters??"
"Oh yeah? Why don't you be the bait next time!!"
Yeah.
That was stuck in my head all during church.
In church, we're starting a series about Heaven, which is pretty sweet. Saint Peter will NOT meet you at the Pearly Gates. "When she was 5, she killed a bird with a stone." That sucks.
Yeah, go Dad!
Abigail Breslin cannot dance. She's worse than me!
I always hate going to the library and having the librarians give me weird looks when I check out 3 or 4 Pony Pals books. They don't say anything, though, thank goodness. Actually, though, that would make things less awkward. "*giggle* You like ponies?" "*glare of death* They're for my daughter."
MWAHAHAHA that would be so uncomfortable, but it would probably shut them up.
Except I think my age is on my library card...not sure.
Wouldn't want them to think I'm a teen parent.
Or would I?
Only 2 more Pony Pals and then they're done forever!!!
Sacreligious Ipod shuffle: To go from Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" to Caedmon's Call's "Warrior".
That's. Messed. Up.

Cotton: The Next Generation of Hobbits

I'm addicted to the way I feel when I think of you, WOOOAH!!
WHEN I'M ALL ALONE, I JUST CAN'T STOP MYSEEEEELF!!
And I don't know the rest of the lyrics!
The morning paper.
Yeahs.
This middle school band came to party with us today, and they were pretty good, but Mr. Faxon wanted us interspersed (sp?) throughout their ginormous band (Us: 20, Them: 40), so Daniel and I sat together, because it was awkward otherwise.
We talked about all manner of things, such as cotton, "The King and I", "Pirates of the Caribbean", and other things.
6 200's! A little hard, but not TOO hard. Only when I tried my hardest, it wasn't hard enough, because I couldn't get my times to fall between 35 and 40 seconds. I'm averaging 43, and my time yesterday was 41.27. AAARGH. My best is 36.27!!!
Take one for the team, you all know what I mean. ^_^
And I'm so sorry, but not really. Tell the boys where to fiiiind my body. New York eyes, Chicago thighs, pushed up the window to kiss you off.
Dance tracks!!!
So our first meet yesterday was cool, but it was 40 degrees outside, and it's not that fun running in short shorts and a flimsy jersey in 40 DEGREE WEATHER!!1
I love this song!!!
Yeah. Coach Thorniley made me run 4 events, so I ended up doing the 200 and 60 as well as the 100, then did shotput to round it out.
Shotput at a tri-meet SUCKS.
I wanna dance. I'm going to freshmen with Amanda. Screw boys.
Today was the Day of Silence for the all the gay, lesbian, bi, and transexual people who feel discrimination. I took part in it for about three hours with all of my friends, but after a while we couldn't do it and had to talk.
So I felt a little bad, but we did "tell" people what we were doing and they were cool with it.
Except my dad definitely did NOT participate in the Day of Silence, and he not because he hates LGBT people, but because he feels we should treat all people equally and that Day of Silence is not necessary because he and others he knows treat all people equally. And he doesn't stand for gay marriage.
Well, neither do I, but I am against discrimination of any kind, and Day of Silence was sort of about all discrimination, not just discrimination against LGBT, and though I know people sometimes make a big deal out of nothing, I know what prejudice is like and have seen it, so that's mostly what today was about for me.
"The Carpal Tunnel of Love" is my new favorite song.
"Infinity On High" is my new favorite album.
What's THAT supposed to mean?

Butterfinger

They call you sticky fingers for a reason!

What Kind of Candy Are You?

Yotsuba Koiwai! Koiwai Yotsuba!

What Your Feet Say About You:

You are more expressive than most people. You let everyone know how you're feeling - the good, the bad, and the ugly. You are a very passionate person. You are highly charged and easily inspired. You are an assertive person at times. You'll pull out all the stops to get what you want, if it's worth it. You take a while to fall in love, but once you do, you stay pretty attached to your partner. You are not afraid of anything. You are brave and courageous, even when most people would be terrified. You are very practical and down to earth. You're more concerned with action than thoughts. You are very spoiled. You don't work unless you have to, and you love to be waited on. You are easily influenced by other people. You're quite impressionable, so you should only be around people who are a good influence.

What Do Your Feet Say About You?

My mom dragged me off to an eye appointment, and it was actually pretty enjoyable. The staff was really nice and seemed to actually know what they were doing. So I'm getting new glasses in a week!!! They don't have any rims on the bottom. Mwahaha.
So it took 2 hours, but I finally downloaded 5 pretty amazing songs: "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne, "No More Sorrow" by Linkin Park", "Accidentally In Love" by Counting Crows, and "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More 'Touch Me'" and "The Carpal Tunnel of Love" by Fall Out Boy.
Ow, my foot hurts. And we have a track meet tomorrow. Argh, the coaches are going all pyscho, like we might somehow miss all of our events at the same time, so they kept us an EXTRA HALF HOUR. We never get out at 4:30 like we're supposed to. XP
We take sour sips from life's lush lips, we shake, shake, shake the hips in relationships.
Catchy.

Gross? Yes. Refreshing? You have no idea.

Aww, I missed my chance to post on Leap Day!!! I was sort of busy with basketball, dancing, and spaghetti.
I kind of love pep assemblies, and I actually got to play with the pep band this time (which is so much better than helping the ASB do whatever they're doing), but afterwards I always feel really, REALLY tired. Like screaming at the top of my lungs and playing "Another One Bites the Dust" is so exhausting.
But the freshmen won (AGAIN), basketball was pretty cool (losing team had to sing to the wrestlers), and the dance was funner than usual.
Who knew dancing was that intense? And sweaty? And fun?
Not like I can dance. And I'll never get "Souljah Boy" down.
Oh well. I love my school.
I'm good to go, and I'm going nowhere fast, it could be worse, I could be taking you there with me.
I'm good to go...and it looks like I'm still on my own.
Heheh, just reread "Princess Mia". I love JP. Kitchen scene = amazing.
"Omg. JP is in love with me. And we blew up the school."
Yay, it's March 1st!!! I love March. Pretty much the best month!
Hey, today was solo ensemble. I attempted to dress nice and ended up looking like a ninja. We'd been pretty worried because Kevin said he wouldn't come, but he came and CONNOR DIDN'T. Argh, not happy with him. Not like we needed him, because he's not a brass instrument and was just doubling on my part, but way to not tell us. Well, he told Micah and Robert YESTERDAY, THE DAY BEFORE THE PERFORMANCE, but not me or Kevin. WE DIDN'T SUCK! It was amazing. Micah got a little off, but he managed to get back on track.
Rodeo cheeseburgers, Burger King milkshakes, Snickers and soda, and lame picture retakes, orange grease that flies off those good chicken wings,
THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS!!!
At this rate, I'll grow another inch and cup size.
Like Princess Mia.
OMG, SIMS UNIVERSITY...I HAS IT.

I'm supposed to love you

I'm supposed to looove yoooou, WHOA-OA!!!
Sort of obsessed.
I mean, after all, I named my bass Patrick.
My dad was home, so William and I had a pretty long jam session with him. I hate that I'm calling it a jam session. Oh well. That's what it was. Mostly we just attempted to play the music he has for church.
Then we made some banana bread for my mom, using Jessica Seinfeld's recipe.
It's sort of messed up, because we had to use buckwheat pancake mix instead of whole wheat flour and olive oil instead of vegetable oil, and I added too much cinnamon, but it's the thought that counts, right?
I think it smells nasty, but my mom is practically salivating.
Our hearts beat for the diehards.
Long live the car-crash hearts.
NO PRACTICE TOMORROW!!!! I'm pretty excited. Usually my weekend goes by faster if there's practice, but NOT THIS WEEKEND! HALLELUJAH!
It was pretty cool, we had freshman pictures AND team pictures today. In the freshman picture, I'm sitting with practically all my friends. Well, we're all in the same area. Good enough.
Coach shaved his head again. Only an hour of practice. Sweet.

Kotex lied to me (My butt is large and unsatisfactory)

I was going to write a song with that title, but I didn't.
That could almost be a Fall Out Boy song...if Fall Out Boy was an angry girl band.
Yeah. I haven't really posted. I've been...busy, I guess. I don't know where I've been.
This four day weekend seems ridiculously short. I think it was because for half of it I had basketball practice. LAME. None tomorrow, though.
Today was the last day of the "Rekindling the Romance" series at church, thank God. Now I don't ever have to hear about the marriage bed ever again. Hopefully, anyway.
I went to Sunday school, finally. It was okay. The message was cool and I really liked the speaker ("Aw...my heart flutters every time I see him..."), but it was like sitting in another hour of church. I knew a couple people, but I didn't want to say hi to any of them. I talked to one person the entire time. Who says I'm not social?
Ow. Ows. It's like my stomach hurts 24/7 now. Better than my hip, though.
Rereading Princess Diaries!!! Was trying to figure out which one was best. Time for another list.

1. Princess In Love (awwww...)
2. Princess Mia (DEMOCRACY! JP!!!)
3. Party Princess (Mostly because of Fat Louie's Pink Butthole)
4. Princess Diaries (the original one, which I first listened on tape, read by Anne Hathaway)
5. Princess in Pink (PROM!!)
6. Princess in Training (Except for Michael being a sex addict, it was pretty funny. And she became president of the sophomore class. w00t.)
7. Princess on the Brink (At least she broke up with Michael)
8. Princess in the Spotlight (JoCrox was the only cool part)
9. Princess in Waiting (70 pages of her stay in Genovia? So boring)

Yeah, I didn't count any of the 4 1/2's or whatever. That was invigorating. Crap, I have to go.

Oh...my...goodness...there's a bed on the altar.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. My pastor just preached to me about orgasms.
My PASTOR just preached to me about ORGASMS.
Okay, so the sermon wasn't totally about that subject, but it was about SEX and the MARRIAGE BED.
I thought Pastor Barry handled it pretty well, and I knew other pastors (that I don't feel like mentioning) would turn "sex" into a sermon about how wrong it is to feel attracted to someone, or how sex is bad, or whatnot.
And I agree that sex isn't dirty as long as it's with your spouse and them only (I honestly don't care if you disagree, that's how we Christians roll).
But to talk at length about a passage in Song of Solomon that, up until today, I didn't know was about sex. Pretty dang GRAPHIC sex.
Pastor: In the marriage bed, the man wants to feel like he can please his wife.
Lauren: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!
Yeah. And the worse part, I was there WITH MY DAD, because William was sick, so my mom stayed home. I don't know who was more embarassed, me or him.
And I was so planning to go to Sunday School today, too! I was like, "You know what, it's been too long, I should go," and my dad was sort of making me go anyway, and there are some pretty amazing guys that go to Sunday School, no lies, but after that message, I didn't want to walk in and be like, "Hi, my name is Lauren. Did you enjoy that graphic message about love and intimacy?"
Wow.
Enough about that.
I was listening to "Evening Out With Your Girlfriend" last night, because I've been listening to a lot of FOB lately, and "Pretty in Punk" really made me cry.
It's about this guy that is performing with his band or something, and he sees this girl he really likes, but she thinks he's all egotistical when he's really just shy. He also thinks her boyfriend is a jerk, but it's none of his business so he just walks off!!
It somehow reminded me of Simple Plan's "Vacation". I STILL hate that song. What guy would be that mean? Actually, I know guys who were that mean.

Actually, if you want to be SUPER accurate, "Drama Queen" is the only song I should have on there

Which is true...
So I'm done with my 2007 playlist. And the worst thing is when I was reviewing my year trying to think up appropriate songs to symbolize the major events that happened this year, I realized this isn't the worst year I've had. In fact, it wasn't that bad. I'm just a major drama queen. I guess that could be both a good and bad thing.
Spending much time in prayer, lol.
I love my bass.
So here you have it.
I'll be happy to explain my reasoning for most of the songs if you're curious, but there are some that I'm way too embarassed to explain.

1. "Pumpin' Up the Party", Hannah Montana
2. "If We Were A Movie", Hannah Montana
3. "Broken Heart", Falling Up
4. "Get'cha Head In the Game", B5
5. "Replace Me", Family Force 5
6. "I Feel So Good", KJ-52
7. "My Last Breath", Evanescence (because no other song fit really...I guess)
8. "I Miss You", Blink-182
9. "Holier Than Thou", Metallica
10. "Drama Queen", Family Force 5
11. "The God That Failed", Metallica
12. "Always Waiting", Stellar Kart
13. "Surrender", BarlowGirl
14. "You Can't Stop the Beat", Hairspray Cast
15. "What Time Is It", High School Musical Cast
16. "Punk Rawk Show", MXPX
17. "Harder Than the First Time", BarlowGirl
18. "Start of Something New", Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens
19. "Homesick At Spacecamp", Fall Out Boy
20. "We're All In This Together", High School Musical Cast
21. "Mama, I'm A Big Girl Now", Nikki Blonksy, Marissa Janet Winokur, and Rikki Lake
22. "Dance With Me", Debelah Morgan
23. "What's My Age Again?", Blink-182
24. "Thankful", Caedmon's Call (wow, this one actually has a double meaning. Cool.)
25. "Scars Remain", Disciple
26. "What's This?", Fall Out Boy

Yeah, I'm pretty much famous.

Aaaaaaaargh Tim and Tyler got suspended! Now what am I supposed to do in math/science? Actually, I can live without Tyler in math, but science is very boring without Tim. And why is it that Tim got a longer suspension than Tyler??? So confused. I'm calling the Justice League. Although I like Marvel comics better. I would so rather have Spiderman save me than Superman. Or Wonder Woman. I like Batman, too, even though he's DC. Or Daredevil, lol. Or the Flash; he has a cool costume.
I guess Superman is too good for us little people.
Superman: Save you? Pah! I'd rather be off fathering illegitimate children with my longtime love.
Lauren: ....didn't she marry James Marsden?
Superman: Crap.
But enough about him.
I had four tests in one day. It was pretty crazy, but I think I did best on "The Raven" in Pre-AP. Maybe math. I wasn't so hot in French today, and science was all right.
Mr. Campbell is leaving after tomorrow. :( I'm bringing him some soup and a delicious batch of sugar cookies.
Yay, I get to play in the jazz band for all three lunches.
Omg, "If We Were A Movie" is my favorite song, you have NO idea. I really want that CD, no lie.
The elementary tour was good. It was pajama day and all the little kiddies were wearing pajamas and rain boots and looking adorable. Kevin's little brother had a lot of questions. AAARGH, Mr. Faxon made us skip "Jumping at the Woodside", therefore skipping my SOLO!!! XP I worked hard on it, too.
"I'm Like A Lawyer..." is a cool song, too. I might even like it more than "The Take Over, The Breaks Over".
Ben is my hero.
BAM, I got A's on all my "Pride and Prejudice" letters.

Les Antoinette sont amusant.

Yay, I bought "Sims 2" with my hard earned allowance. Yeah, it's about time, I guess, lol. It's pretty sweet. I only have one family, and they're French. Surprise, surprise. The parents have (or had) this really adorable kid, but then it grew up. :P I'm trying to get them to have kids, but William kept watching me play. Aargh, it was like, "Go away, trying to make babies here." It's a lot better than the first one (which I'm probably gonna sell on ebay I guess?), but a lot harderish because you actually have goals. Trying to get my own music on the game, but the cheat is quite complicated and I'd rather not.
Do do do do.
Ha, school got cancelled. Not for my dad, though. It sucks that there's so much flooding, though; Brendan's house got flooded. I HAAATE Washington.
Madison Finn!
OMG I made the best CD ever. I finally found some other songs that would fit on my version of the "Maximum Ride" soundtrack, and it's pretty amazing, if I do say so myself.
1. "The Flight", Classic Crime (Because they fly...duh....)
2. "Dive", Disciple (It was talking about diving off cliffs and lacking physical exhaustion, which describes the Flock to a T.)
3. "Smells Like Teen Spirit", Nirvana (Max is such a little rebel)
4. "Calm Before the Storm", Fall Out Boy
5. "Everyone Like Me", Thousand Foot Krutch
6. "Revolution", Dizmas (I don't know, would be really cool during a fight scene...)
7. "The One Thing I Have Left", Hawk Nelson (ditto)
8. "The Only One", Evanescence (Now that it's on there, I have no clue why I chose it.)
9. "Of Wolf and Man", Metallica (For Ari, lol)
10. "Doomsday", Atreyu
11. "Sea of Angels", Plus One (makes more sense than Evanescence, but not much)
12. "Your Guardian Angel", The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (for the scene where Max kisses Fang...aww, so cute.)
Ronnie Winter is my new best friend. When he sees my smile, tears run down his face. Even though that's kind of weird and creepy. Actually, I'm not even sure that's a good thing.

Oh-oh-oh.

GOOD MORNING BALTIMORE!
Heh. I bought a Quizfest magazine. I just can't help it. I practically live for quizzes.
I'm just a looking it over and reminiscing about my results. Heh.
I know you don't care, but today wasn't really worth commenting on.
Um, let's see.
Oh, I can tell which celebrity is older. I'm a whiz. Yeah, maybe because the older celeb was always on the RIGHT.
Out of the three lame (for the most part) main female characters in HSM 2, I am...SHARPAY! You all knew that.
Awww, Kelsey's outfit is so adorable.
Okay, why does the HSM Mystery Date include Ryan as a date, but have Kelsey as a playing character? Wouldn't one of the characters then be JASON??? Hmm? HMMMM??
I can't really tell fact from fiction. Too bad.
But the thing about Ne-Yo was way obvious. But if I told you how I figured it out, you'd be all, "Psh, racist..."
I am a "Cool Customer" when it comes to getting starstruck. Yeaaaah, I live in WASHINGTON, okay. There ARE no celebrities here.
Ew, one of the questions was about dancing with Cody Linley. I said I would say nothing, but because I'd be too busy vomiting, not because I was shocked. Gross. And he walks me out. STOP FOLLOWING ME!!! And I really don't think he and Jason Dolley look alike at all.
I guessed most of the bloopers. Only I didn't know Mischa was having a bad hair day. It was what my hair looks like on a daily basis, so I just thought it was normal.
HA! There was an FOB pop quiz and you had to name the band members and write on their nametags. I KNEW IT WOULD COME IN HANDY SOME DAY!
I couldn't guess the midgetous stars. And I'm bad at unscrambling. So many more to go...
They explain to me the secrets of boys. Yip dee doo. Oh, should I make the first move? Yes, according to the Jonas brothers, I need to be BRAVE. I thought this was frowned on in our society??? Guess not. I noticed Nick Jonas has a thing for pastel colored polos, particularly in the colors lavendar and pink. He's wearing a belt buckle that says, "Praise the Lord." Yeah. That MUST mean they're a Christian band. I couldn't tell. AAAAH, Nick is talking about a former relationship!!
Nick: "'S.O.S.' is a song about this girl that I had been waiting to see for a while, and then I saw her, and it wasn't so awesome. Before, it was just so perfect, and it just went downhill."
???? YOU'RE 14!!!!!!! Wait...I think he's referring to Miley Cyrus. Heh. She's not so awesome. OUCH.
Oooh, where will I meet my next crush? Well, according to this, at the PARK. ???? I don't have a park in my area. Well, there's a playground, but not a PARK. Not a nice lil local one with happy children and single fathers and their dogs. Oh dear, who is that in the picture? It says Adam, but he has facial hair... AAAAAH, ADAM BRODY WITH FACIAL HAIR! It just doesn't fit. "Secret Baby Man" comes to mind.
Chris Brown wouldn't date me, apparently. Because I'm both high AND low-maintenance. Carazy. Whatever. I've noticed guys are never labeled high-maintenance. Even the germophobic ones.
Lol, are you bored yet?
Ooh, who's MY dream jock? Lol. TO THE MAX. I'm loving that phrase.
This quiz was pretty even. I had two for almost every category, but Chad from HSM won narrowly. NO!!! I love basketball and all, but Chad isn't exactly dream date. Oh well, better than "Bradin", aka Jesse McCartney. My COUSIN'S name is Braeden and she's a girl! That's what he reminds me of. Jesse McCartney. Ew. I wanted Duke from "She's the Man". Because he's buff. He's also like 28 but hey, it's all good. Better than "Friday Night Lights" kid. Nameless man of wonder.
ZAC EFRON POSTER!!!
Yay.
I'm pretty ballin at finding the differences. And it was way obvious which leading lady matched with the main character. EVen if you hadn't seen any of these movies ("HSM", "Shrek", "POTC", "Spiderman") you could probably guess and be 100% correct. Oh, only 75% on silly wedding quiz. Silly. Like my favorite word ever.
Aaaagh, which girl group should I be in? Seeing as I hate all five of these groups... And they're commending Dixie Chicks for being crackheads??? Oooh, how brave of them. I do it all the time. I should be in the Pussy Cat Dolls. They're singing that song about buns in the picture. And one of them is wearing see through pants.
I am a gossip guard, not a gossip girl. Shame?
There are rainy days ahead in my friendship forecast. I am way jealous of Ashley's raincoat.
Ooh, my pals envy me cuz I'm gutsy. Like Rihanna. I cut my hair even tho I'm not allowed to. BAM. Lol, one of the questions was, "Are you more likely to get straight A's or win the race for class president?" Uh, I did both. Psyche.
CORY FOUND NEWT! I made a "silly" story about Emma Roberts and Aly and Aj. Aj has a weird face going on and Emma looks like she's going to strangle her to death.
yeah, costars, I get it. Mischa and Nicole are best friends? Since when?
Oh, bam, I'm not romantic. I'm a realist. My bad. I can't help it, tho.
My locker reveals...TOMFOOLERY. My favorite word, pretty much. It reveals I'm *ahem* CLEVER. All because I'm late for class and I grab my bookeh.
My dream job is novelist. I only got to answer TWO QUESTIONS!
Jason Dolley wanted to be a lawyer, not an actor! There ends a perfect (if not nonexistent) relationship.
I am a slacker in school. Heh. But my teachers love me.
Miley's favorite subject, I learned. AAAGH, you had to guess which sibling went with which actual famous person, and there were only two black people: Brandy and her bro Ray J. It was kind of obvious to match those two together. Sorry.
I couldn't draw the line. Don't ask.
Mwahaha, there is so much more.
My back to school style is...most athletic? Bull. I haven't exercised in like 20 years. Just because I think cropped blazers are ugly.
Weird, a Wii is my favorite game system (sort of, it's my favorite gadget...never mind), and they somewhat defined me. You also love: Red Bull (not really), FOB (really), daisies (sure), and Oreos (YEAYA!).
Rock 'n' Roll is my inspiration. Heh. I could not say that with a straight face.
Avril Lavigne is my fashion hero. Because we're not trendy or boho. Dang.
I'm da bomb at word esarch. I can identify body parts. And I got a 66% on the "Who wore it first?" quiz. With only 3 questions, that's not bad.
Ali Macgraw is my hair idol? Who the heck is Ali Macgraw? Hey, I almost rented "Hair" till I found out it was about hippies and Vietnam. I hate movies associated with war. Well, except for "Narnia". And "Forrest Gump".
MICHEAL JACKSON USED TO LOOK BLACK AND HAD A CRAZY FRO!!!!
My eyes are deep set, so I can be mysterious. Aaargh.
Me and Mischa Barton. And Cody Linley. LEAVE ME ALONE!!
My beauty IQ is 66%. With 9 questions. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME???
My royal treatment would be lotion. Not really. Especially red clay.
Almost done.
AAAARGH. I had to figure out Carrie Underwood's "Beauty Secret". I thought it was going to be something juicy like, "I eat four boxes of pizza every Monday and then stretch myself so all the fat goes to my toes???" Eh. It was, "Before I leave home, I put on mascara." DUH. I thinke veryone knew that.
I know people's hair. I'm just a genius.
Thick eyebrows. Me and Jessica Alba. Jessica Alba and I. We're gusty and love adventure.
Well, that was it. My misadventures with celebrity style and personality quizzes. I truly have found the meaning of life and probably wasted a lot of time I could be using doing math homework. HOW DO I MAKE A SCATTERPLOT?
Realistically yours...

It was Sharpay, not me.

I'm actually REAAAAAAAAALLY bored so I'll just blog for now.
What's this? Zac and Vanessa caught up in a sex movie scandal????
That's what my grandma said anyways. Apparently Vanessa made a movie for Zac...alone...in her bedroom...in front of her mirror....WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON!!!
Shocking, I know.
Loving that buildup, lol.
But Zac's getting blamed? I highly doubt he called her up and was like, "Hey sexy, wanna make me a video of you? Alone? In your bedroom? In front of your mirror? Without clothes on?"
YOU COULD DO SO MUCH BETTER.
I have no idea why this is affecting my life so greatly.
Maybe because I hated Gabriella, and her breathy innocence, and her cartoon character singing voice (although I am so jealous of her range and her crazy dance moves), and this is like not a very Gabriella thing to do.
Lol. I just reread that.
She should just change her name to Gabriella and pretend to be her all the time.
Heh. Singing to Fall Out Boy is fun. Especially when you pretend to be Patrick Stump. I don't know why...but it's tickling my funny bone. Heh.
Yeah. I think we've covered everything...
Only in America.

Hey, look out for that moving van.

Argh, this is me killing Brittany Snow with a knife.
Another example of why the horoscope is always wrong: it has said I would have a four star day every day since last month practically, and today it said I would have a 5 star day.
No such luck.
It was while I was in the library checking out books that I just wanted to start bawling. It was pretty bad. And it got worse when I was reading Peach Girl 7 on the after-effects of date rape.
Not like I've been date raped.
But that didn't exactly improve my mood.
Love bites, hormones suck, Dick Cheney = nuff said, my brownies are gone, and I got laughed at by 3 freaks in JC Penny.
Guy: *really loud snort of laughter*
Me: Yeah, that's attractive, and you freaking WONDER why you're single.
But I don't know that for sure.
*sigh*
The day wasn't a total loss. I bought an Evanescence T-shirt and a Gryffindor keychain. I found a nice stick last night that I'm peeling and I'm thinking about painting it with black nail polish. Because I picture all Harry Potter wands black.
I put up some posters, too: one with puppies in Converse (awwwww, how cute), the FOB one in suits (I kind of changed my mind about it. Joe is smiling oddly and practically nuzzling Patrick's neck. Hey there, potsmoker, get away from Patrick! And Pete and Andy are all, "Lalalala, little twin brotherly things!" Only they're obviously not twin brotherly things.), and a Jason Dolley poster. (I looked through all the magazines I have and there were three Jason posters and the best one was him wearing nice jeans and just smiling.)
I want to curl up in bed, read my fairy tale book, and eat chocolate. Do. Not. Laugh.

Unfortunately, I feel great.

How come I had sucky dreams last night and really good dreams the night before? I mean, last night, all I dreamed about was seeing various people from school at the library and I got a J. K. Rowling book called "The Ticking Time Bomb", which I found very ironic.
But the night before was cool. Only weird thing was the all white ghetto??? Man, even my dreams are racist. I'm going to get sent to racist prison, even though I'm not. I just happen to like being white, but not like I'm all for killing "the blacks, fags, etc." Yeah, KKK equals ridiculous.
But yeah. There was a pretty sweet school. It was like an airport. Yeaah. How come whenever I dream about school I wake up crying because it's so much cooler than my own. And I saw Mr. Johnson and he screamed and ran away so I chased him down the elevator (ELEVATOR!) and yeah.
The last part would've made the fuzzies happy. Heck, it made me happy. No, it was not pornographic in any way, shape, or form.
School was boring. I finished the second unit but I didn't want to take a test so I had to read about stupid salmon fishing for like 20 minutes. WHO EVEN CARES? When I signed out, I almost put 10:17 PM just to see what would happen. It would mean I would never have to go to school again, but school ends at 1:00, so I doubt they would believe I'd been there for 13+ hours.
I just realized I've never heard "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More 'Touch Me'" and I've been calling "Get Busy Living..." that (and "XO" "Get Busy Living...") for quite a while. So dumb. But the "A Little Less Sixteen Candles..." video was weird. How come Joe and Patrick never speak???
AAAAAA WIZARD ANGST! I'm tired of trying to watch stupid "Harry Potter American Idol". I'll just watch THIS. "No tomfoolery today, Ron!"
I read a really gross book yesterday. It made me feel unclean after I finished it. And it turns out that someone isn't real?? Sort of a copout. "The Basic Eight". They said it was "funny", but it was just gross.
"Why must you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
Dang, it did that thing where it just stops at a certain point and refuses to go on.
How come the vampire vid loaded so FAST. Anger.

Cream cheese AND pudding? Does it get any better than that?

Um, okay, that's straight up voyeurism.
But this has obviously happened to her before.
And everybody's OKAY with that?
Hahaha, Joe's all preppy. And Pete's a normal kid. Aww, little boy Pete. Andy hasn't died his hair a weird color yet. And Patrick is just Patrick.
WHY DO THEY END UP MAKING OUT IN HIS CAR?? And how did she get there so fast??? Is she some forest goddess? Or did he THINK he parked the long way, but ended up parking in her backyard or something.
I know the moral to this story: "Voyeurism is okay, as long as it's true love!!!"
Um, no comment. And the kid runs like a girl.
I just made a COCONUT PIE!!!!!!
COCONUT!!!
Tastes good. With pudding AND cream cheese. It's yellow, BUT TASTY.
Mmm.
Aw, her gets her on CAMERA!
I guess I really don't understand the phrase "are you busting my chops?" Yeah, uh, Robert? HOW AM I BUSTING YOUR CHOPS AGAIN? I JUST ASKED ABOUT PLAIN WHITE T'S!!!
And, okay, I forgot to add "there" in the title of "Hey There, Delilah". My bad.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I wonder if it's a sheltered thing? Hahaha, so not sheltered. About as sheltered as Jessica Simpson. Or a nerd thing?
Wow, this is my last post for a while, until I die of heat stroke/of boredom/laughing.
Got a crazy funny book at the library. A girl moves from Minnesota to New York to become an up and coming FASHION DESIGNER! and she doesn't know about prostitutes???
Maybe SHE'S the sheltered one.
Naive. Innocent. Take yo pick.
"So, how long do you want the room?" "Huh?" "Like, for a night, or for a few hours?" "What??? Why a few hours?" "Are you one of them working girls? *notices she looks too preppy or UP AND COMING to be a hooker* Nah, you're not." "What's a working girl?"
Oh. My. Gosh. ARE YOU A HOOKER OR NOT????????
But yeah.
Heh heh. I wanna set someone's lawn on fire so that it spells "Homecoming?" a la "Dance, Dance". JOE IS GROSS! Patrick is adorable.
Pete: *stabs*
Girl: OW!
Pete: I'm sorry...*sob*
Girl: It's okay. You look so handsome!
Pete: *adorable smile*
That video made me unhate Pete Wentz. Not become rabidly obsessed, but unhate.