FOB Part 3: ANDY HURLEY!

Andy has a very odd face right now. And the hair isn't perfect, but I don't want to spend like 3 hours working on hair.
Looking for perfect glasses.
Got 'em.
Now a band tee, some jeans, and stuffs. YES, perfect shirt. It has a butterfly on it, but he's vegan, he probably loves it. Oh no, I need to fix his nose. And he just shaved, so he has no facial hair. Now he needs shoes. QUICK, FIRST PAIR YOU FIND! I think those jeans are a little cruel.
IRONY: As soon as I said, "HOW CRUEL!" "Golden" started playing and opened with the line, "How cruel." Funny stuff.
Andy gets rainbow Converse. I think they're pretty.

FOB Part 2: PETE WENTZ!

I am officially an idiot. So the pants ARE working; I was looking in the wrong place. Still, it's a little too late...
Or not.
I'll fix him quick.
This is a very biased view of Pete Wentz, also I couldn't find the perfect hair.
I really don't feel like making it perfect, so here is a very rushed-looking, non-perfect Pete Wentz, everybody. I don't even think he wears those shoes... I should change those, they're pretty bad...
Well, I found Converse. For now, they seem perfect.
And the sort of skinny jeans.

Madame President

Wow.
Today was a GOOD DAY.

Let's see, I...
-got to skip math (however, I had to skip math to go to Mr. Faxon's fourth period and march 1.6 miles with no break)
-GOT ELECTED PRESIDENT! They made us wait THE WHOLE DAY and it wasn't cool, yo. But I was pretty surprised to hear it was me and not the other girl. :O Still shocked.
-Did ladders today in track. Whatever. That's good for me.

So it was just generally a good day. On Tuesday I have to go to registration night and speak to the new sevvies. I hope just because I'm president I have to be really niec to people. :(
I'm working on my celebrity dolls, and Patrick Stump does not look like himself. BUt I'm having fun. It's just that the pants weren't working? So I gave him a tux. And then I'll do Pete.
HARVEST MOON! Killing my goat. Gots lots of money off seeds from seed maker. Almost have a new calf (sold my other cow's calf because it was a bull and they just create more cows, especially when you don't need them. Also, he was ugly.
I'm halfway through summer. Ooooh yeah. Almost done with this chapter. But I keep on saying that...

FOB Part 1: PATRICK STUMP!

I feel like making eLAOUAI DOLLS FOR MANY DIFFERENT CELEBRITIES! Sorry if Patrick has creepy eyes.
Fine, so this doesn't really look like Patrick Stump.

I LOVE THE OFFICE!!!!!1

OMG THE OFFICE SEASON FINALE WAS THE BEST EPISODE EVER!
So Michael got back together with Jan because she got a boob job and he's a guy.
He leaves for New York, confident he will get the job at Corporate, leaving Dwight in his place.
Dwight goes mega pyscho, hires Andy as his second in command and Pam as his "secret" assistant to the regional manager.
Wow.
Jim goes to NY with Karen and she's all, "Rowr," about Pam's outburst about missing Jim and stuff last week, so she's like, "YOU MUST NOT BE WITH PAM!"
Stuff happens.
THEN Michael finds out that if he gets the job at Corporate, it will be JAN'S JOB. She's being fired, which she finds out from him, and now what's left for next season is he's in a horrible relationship with a control freak that he doesn't like.
Hm...
BEST PART, THO.
It's time for Jim's interview and he's talking to David, lalalala. Then he finds this note Pam wrote to him, so after the interview he goes back to Scranton and
ASKS
HER
OUT!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS all my hopes from last season have been FULFILLED!
And then, the most shocking thing of all;
Cut to David talking on the phone to someone: "Bla bla bla, you're hired, it will be great to have another MBA around." And then it cuts to RYAN!
RYAN IS TAKING THE JOB AT CORPORATE!!!!!
RAAAAAAAAAAAH!
And then Kelly's all, "Who was that?"
"Nobody. We're done."
Meaning THEY'RE BREAKING UP!
WOW!
WHAT A GREAT EPISODE!
I'm excited for next season.
So election results didn't come in today. Maybe tomorrow. I have a chance. I'm pretty excited, but I'm mostly dreading it.
Ooooh boy.
Track was fun. Extra gatorade.

Hum Hallelujah

Hooooooooly cow, speeches were today. First time I've ever had a panic attack.
Not.
It did make me really nervous, though. I was vibrating I was so freaked out. But then I prayed and it stuff and it was all good.
The speech went GREAT. I might have a chance, if only because I drew a lightsaber at the last part.
Yep, a $20 force/spring-action Obi-Wan styled blade.
Got it at Walmart.
LIFE IS GOOD.
And Mrs. Schultz-Story gave me a Snickers. EVen sweeter.
Lalalala.
I beat Warbears 2 again. Mission 2. Same thing.
AND ALL OF THE MOTHERS RAISED THEIR BABIES TO STAY AWAY FROM ME....AND PRAY THEY DON'T GROW UP TO BEEEEEEEEEEEE...
That's not Hum Hallelujah. I know that. It's "Golden".
Still a good song...
Track was a little boring. I don't have a relay team, so I just sprawled in the grass by the shotputs trying to tan (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!). But I got 20 feet, which is getting better. I know it's BAD, but it's better than what I NORMALLy throw.

I'm LeOW!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I actually love track. It's all good. I missed yesterday because I got sick. *cough cough choke gag*
But it was nice. Spent most of my time playing Harvest Moon; got a food processing room (FINALLY) and my fruit trees are sprouting fruit, but it won't fall down. And Takakura is taking a while building that room. I need it for my CHEESE, brotha.
Why is my internet taking forever these days?
I THINK I CAN BEAT WARBEARS 2!!!!!!!
I've only beat the 1st mission twice. Because I suck. And whenever I try to play it on my OWN time, my internet decides to be dumb. I hate it. I always will. "Can we get high speed?" "Oh, maybe someday." That's what they said about a new dog. AND my pony! "Oh, maybe someday." Suuuuuuure...
I knew I didn't like Spring. Everyone gets together and makes you feel like crap because you have no one. Then they break up like a week later. Then they get back together. And it's annoying and hormonal. I've had two major couple friends of mine break up. What's up with life? Only one has got back together and the other, I'm NOT TAKING SIDES.
OH YEAH, TRACK! Uhhhh, we had to do more TIME TRIALS! YAY! One 400m, one 200m, one 100m. Each person. Yeah. It was great. Tiring and I almost passed out, but I took 6 seconds off my 400 and didn't do BETTER (okay, I did worse by a second) on 200 and 100, but it's still consistent, right?
Lalalalalala.
Um, my feet hurt.
I hate some of the sevvies on the track team. The girls are mostly nice, but there are certain guys who it's like, "SHUT UP, you're a slow little bugger and NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!" *sigh* That's my honesty for the day.
Ow ow ow ow my feet hurt SOOOO bad after 200 and I kept telling the coach my last name between "ow's" and he's like, "I NEED A LAST NAME!" It's like, "Wth, who would name their kid MY last name????"
Speeches are tomorrow. There's a really nice girl running for secretary with a funny speech. And she said I have a good chance of winning. YAY, esteem boost! But she really nice. I'm pretty sure she's going to win. I hope she does. She'd be a cool secretary.
There's like a trillion people running for District Senator. Have fun...

By the way...

Hey hey hey, everybody. I forgot.
On
Friday
we
had
the
last
pep
assembly
of
the
year.
Mr. Faxon let the Advanced Band/pep band do it all by ourselves, no Mr. Faxon conducting, and we did pretty good. It was a nice change. But even though he wasn't there, Mr. Faxon got us back by winning the Teacher's Appreciation Award.
Hm.
And
the
wedgies
won
the
jellybean
relay.
And
the
whole
pep
assembly.
WAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That is all...

Three nights with the king

I'm sorry, I just can't get over it.
Hehehehehehe.
ANYWAYS, here was just a bunch of Hagai stuff I thought was funny. And the whole Armani outfitters thing.

1. Eunuchs are apparently really emotional about their loss of...um, toys.

2. Hagai was all emo throughout the whole movie. "You read?" "Reading is one of the few pleasures left to a man such as my self."

3. WE GET IT, YOU HAVE NO BALLS!!

4. Same with Jesse.
Jesse: Run away with me!
Esther: But I find the king sexy...and not you.
Jesse: *SCREAM OF RAGE* RAAAAAAAAAAAAHGANTALFIKLBLBLBLBLBBLAAAA!
Esther: *blink blink blink*

5. My mom has yet to explain all about eunuchness to me. I still don't get it; it's not like ALL OF IT'S gone. What does testosterone have to do with it???

6. Lol, Hagai sees Esther reading and is all, "You read?" Then he starts laughing for like 3 minutes. It was a like a scene from Borat. Not like I've seen Borat...

7. I wonder where the king got his clothes... They were *cough cough* *no political correctness* very gay. I mean, see through pants, peasant shirt, manskirt... Just doesn't work.

8. Queen Vashti looked like Queen Amidala.

9. Only not as talented.

10. She didn't even know what a blaster was.

11. Interesting fact my mom pointed out: If the king really thought Esther was cheating on him, she'd be dead.

12. When Esther walks into the throne room all wet, I was like, "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!!"

Yeah. That's all, although I am watching it again tonight, so I'll probably come back like five minutes later and be all, "AND THEN HE WAS A EUNUCH!"
So I am at my uncle's eating dessert on Mother's Day. Greg's iMac rules. I might just go Mac after all... Only I didn't know Internet Explorer didn't work on Mac.... So I restarted the computer like 6 times and it didn't work still and Scott's all, "Hahahaha, you're dumb." Or not. He's not allowed to call his sister's children dumb. Even though we are.
Out of old-fashioned style cheesecake, strawberry mousse, chocolate torte, and pound cake, the cheesecake was the best. The torte had good filling, but was a little dryish. Strawberry mousse is automatically a no. Pound cake is good, but I'd rather have cheesecake. Although it's easier to sneak pound cake.
Patrick Stump was only like 18 when they started FOB. he had a good voice. At first I hated "Evening Out..." but it's a really good first punk attempt.

More critical comments and laughable moments in our favorite Jewish film

OMGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ there were SO MANY THINGS I FORGOT TO ADD LAST NIGHT!!! Most are about Haman. Whatever. Let us begin.

1. Um, okay... "6 Esther said, "The adversary and enemy is this vile Haman."
Then Haman was terrified before the king and queen. 7 The king got up in a rage, left his wine and went out into the palace garden. But Haman, realizing that the king had already decided his fate, stayed behind to beg Queen Esther for his life."
Yeah, he was BEGGING all scaredy like. Not in this movie. Esther was all ashamed because the king didn't see her Jewish stars (more on that later) so Haman all comes over and starts breathing creepily in her ear. "Sssssssssssssspare meeeeeeeee, ooooh, sssssssssspare meeeeeeeeee," for like five minutes. ??????

2. Then he tries to strangle her. Yeah, that sounds terrified.

3. But then the king comes back and goes all Aragorn on him.

4. And has him hanged by the eunuchs.

5. hehehehehe.

6. Okay, Esther has this necklace that puts the Star of David all over the walls when held to the light.

7. It's kind of like that patch that the Jews had to war in WW2.

8. Haman hates Jews, right?

9. So they're in the library and he holds a torch to her neck because he's leaning down to pick up her scrolls. And THE STARS ARE EVERYWHERE, mostly on his face.

10. And yet he doesn't notice them at all???

11. And later in the dinner scene, she's all, "Can't you see them? Can't you see the stars?" and Nathan and I were like, "WTH????????"

12. The king could see those stars. That's what made him come back. *sniff*

13. OMG, BEST SCENE IN THE WHOLE MOVIE: Haman hates Jews, so he says they should seize the Jews' property to fund the war, and the king of Africa or whatever is all, "And you think they'll let us take it without a fight?" and Haman goes, "No, we must kill them all. Every last one." AND HE WAS DEAD SERIOUS! :O It was so funny, I almost choked on my Doritos.

14. I'm not an Anti-Semitic, whatever you might think.

15. Haman was really short. Short legs...

Lol, I didn't watch all of it, but I got to see my favorite "Spy Kids 3D" scene.
Elijah Woods: Cake...

One Night With the King...and they're not playing checkers...*wink wink wink*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
That is all I must say.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
I just watched "One Night With The King".
Which I THOUGHT was based of the BIBLICAL story of Esther, oh, did I hear that right, there's an entire BOOK in the Bible about HER!!!
No, it's actually based on a novel called "Hadassah".
Huh.
Whoever wrote that book was high.

I just need to criticize it. It was so messed up.

One Night With the King: Based off the Jewish story of Esther, a young Jewish girl in Persia brought to the palace after the queen is banished, bla bla bla, she marries the king because he thinks she's MAD sexy, and then she finds out Haman's crazy and wants to kill all the JEWS! So she forsakes protocol to save her people. Read the Bible if you want a better description than that.
Go to any hotel room. It's that or the book of Mormon. Take your pick.

1. The king was HORRIBLE! He was going for an angsty young rockerish Persian look, I think. He looked more like a male model than a king.

2. And during some duel thing he was wearing this hideous man skirt. It just OOOOZED masculinity.

3. And there was this weird nightmare scene where he was dreaming about gallows. It showed the king lying on his little bed, just showing him from the west up, and he's all sweaty, and he's tossing and turning, and it's like, "Wow, that's one good looking nightmare."

4. Whatever. He wasn't even hot. He was BUFF, though. Nice body. Though the sweat looked fake, like they'd oiled him or something.

5. There was this weird guy in the beginning who had a thing for Esther (excuse me, HADASSAH!), and he all hits on her, and then...and then...sorry, I'm laughing too hard to write it. But anyway, it was weird, like she had this whole epic romance with some other Jewish guy and it's like, "Was that in the Bible?"

6. The answer is NO.

7. Not like everything in a movie dramatization has to be word for word Scripture. But there was a lot of crap added that was like, "Where did you get YOUR research?"

8. Jesse didn't even LOOK Jewish. He was BLONDE and BLUEISH EYED.

9. Okay, I can say it now. Anyway, when all the young girls are being rounded up to go see the king (oooer), the young men are rounded up to become...EUNUCHS to serve the new queen.

10. As my brother so informed, it's not where they cut the entire thing off, just the balls. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

11. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

12. Esther had like a million of those eunuch's hitting on her. There was this Hagai guy and Jesse came back once he'd gotten over the shame of his manless-ness and they kept being all, "Hello, Esther...*wink wink wink*" Okay, that's only two. Whatever.

13. OMG, there was this part when Jesse is first working in the palace wearing his headscarf and earring, and he looks over and sees Esther and the look on his face says, "I'm so ashamed." It was perfect.

14. If you were giving a message to the queen in the middle of the night when it's pitch black and there's a thunderstorm going on, would you go up behind and grab her and put your hand over her mouth to prevent her from screaming?

15. Because Jesse did. It didn't make ANY sense.

16. There was A LOT going on about the king and Esther and how they were sO iN lOvE yOoOoOo. Uh, the king didn't really see Esther much at all, really. But in this movie, they sleep together every night and she's always sitting (I mean, RECLINING), in his lap.

17. There was this whole scene where it was Esther's "One Night With the King" (oooer) and she decides to read to him the story of Jacob and Rachel???? SUGGESTIVE CITY! He's all, "So I am Rachel and you are Jacob? Bla bla bla?" And she's all demure and, "NO, I didn't mean it THAT way, Your Highness."

18. While listening to her Genesis story, the king was all rubbing the heads of his idols and I was like, "Wth, is he playing with his dolls?" A very Dark Helmet moment.

19. The guard who tried to kill Esther for disobeying protocol looked very much like Djimon Hounsou...

20. We get it, Djimon, you're a scary black man.

21. The king thinks Esther's all having an affair with Mordecai (HER COUSIN!!!!) because she hugged him at a gate. Riiiiiight.

22. And he goes all emo and is like, "I thought I was your Rachel! But I am just your LEAH!" Again, read the Bible. Or go to Biblegateway.com or whatever and look it up.

23. Speaking of Mordecai, he (John Rhys-Davies) and Denethor (or John Noble...he will always be Denethor to me) were in it and there were like 3 Aragorn lookalikes. That and the acting and dialogue was so bad I thought I was watching a Peter Jackson film!!!

24. Oh, boooo, I insulted Peter.

I'm sorry if you disagree, but it was BAD.
My parents and brothers are watching "Spy Kids 3D". Must watch another crappy movie in which Elijah Woods makes a fool of himself. He's 36! Betcha didn't know that. Hope all the girls crushing on him knows he's almost 40...
I'm so cruel.
I wonder if pills can make my dreams stop being so weird...
Certain guy friend: *holding hands with other friend...who is of the opposite sex*
Me: NOOOOOOOO!
CGF: I don't even like her! *is wearing leather jacket*
Me: *remembers Britton saying: "It's all about the sleeves..."*

YAY, I'M NOT STUPID!!!1

You Are Not Stupid

You got 10/10 questions right! While acing this quiz doesn't prove you're a genius, you're at least pretty darn smart.

Are You Stupid?

WOOHOO I AM A GENIUS!!
Whatever, most of that quiz was math.
*drool* Mmmmm, Dove Chocolate......
Clap your hands, IT'S A PAAAAAAAAAAAARTY!
Wow, that was a sufficiently lame quiz.
Why is track so easy now? They're barely working us at all!
The track meet yesterday was fun. We went up against a team of like 200, and got our butts kicked respectively, but it was fun. I'm getting better at Shotput and 200 m, I missed the 100 m because the announcer was a moron, and one time thing I got a relay team. We lost. Woooo. But they've replaced me. Ooooouch. Oh well. THat means I need discus as my third event. >:P
Nathan is watching a Ghandi movie. William supplied me with chocolate. Awwwww, like a little drug dealer. How sweet... But it was nice. We both crave.
This doesn't exactly describe me. Wrong. it doesn't describe me AT ALL.

CHOCOLATE ON CHOCOLATE -- Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

Okay, it describes me somewhat.
Sexy? Not really.
Always ready to give and receive; well, receive, yes.
Creative (yes), adventurous (for the most part), ambitious (not to the point of being...I don't know what), passionate (what does that refer to?).
Cold exterior; er, yes, actually. But I'm not very warm on the inside.
Not afraid to take chances; again, it depends.
Only the last two parts are very accurate.

I should've picked brownies:
BROWNIES -- You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. -Dont forget to rate!

Dumb quiz, but I liked thinking about all the desserts.
THere are little kids coming over to our house. Gross, little kids.
Whatever. I like kids, but I want to play Harvest Moon and Nathan's watching Ghandi and it's hot out and I have a handprint on my sunburn.

Maria Cantwell says it doesn't matter the color as long as the party...

That was my brother's genius slogan for Maria Cantwell vs. Barak Obama.
Loooooong story involving cellphone video and voyeurism.
Yeaaaaah.
But I made my CAMPAIGN POSTERS TODAY!!! Tonight. Whatever.
They are so COOL! And it was a LOT of fun making them.
Will Turner: "She's not a blacksmith..." ...or a pirate. SHe's the best person for the job. Vote for Lauren.
Barak Obama: "Vote for Lauren, the next great president!" If Barak Obama likes her, she MUST be good!
And my personal favorite.
Hillary Clinton: Next woman president? Think Lauren.
Ooooooh yes.
Now to practice my inferior speech.
Me: I will not be like Chancellor Palpatine.
Audience: *crickets*

Harvest Moon: Goooood. My banana tree won't yield bananas. I WANT BANANAS!!!!
Nami is a better wife. This chapter is TWO YEARS LONG!!!! I'm almost done with this one, though. One more to go. My cow is having a baby, and I have no bull, so noooooooo stupid extra calves for me. Hopefully it will be a girl. Aren't they always girls? I hope so...

WE GET TO TOUR THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS TOMORROW! I'm supposed to not care anymore, but I really wish I'd gone to a real elementary school for 4-6 grade. :( I don't blame my parents, but I REALLY hate the school I went to.
*sigh*
I made chocolate cheesecake yesterday. It's pretty goooood. Too many lumps, though. I'll use the mixer next time. BUt it was fun to make and I added like half a box of cocoa.

Cool

Put your music on shuffle (itunes, etc.) and answer each question with whatever comes up. This is kewl.

What does next year have in store for me?
"Bring 'Em Out" - Hawk Nelson (Sooooooooo, I'll have a party and dance with someone named "Katie" who's a pretty baby. If only I were into girls.)

What does your love life look like?
"First Time" - Hawk Nelson (Wow, that's very suggestive. First date maybe? Hopefully not first...you know what, I'll just shut up.)

What do I say when life gets hard?
"Night Divine" - Dizmas (I guess I say, "OOOOOH NIGHT DIVINE, YOU'RE...going away???? I think that's what he's saying.)

What do I think when I get up in the morning?
"Sadie Hawkins Dance" - Relient K (I think I'll put on khaki pants cuz there's nothing better...OH OH OH!)

What song will I dance to at my wedding?
"One Thousand Apologies" - Demon Hunter (Uh oooh...probably because I'm such a bad wife :( )

What do you want as a career?
"Exodus" - Plus One (I guess I'll be a leader/prophet/Moses)

Your favorite saying?
"Superstar" - Stellar Kart (WHERE ARE YOU SUPERSTAR????)

Favorite place?
"Already Over" - Red (Wow, that's not an actual place, maybe it's referring to the dark recesses of my mind)

What do you think of your parents?
"Show Stopper" - Danity Kane (They're show stoppers, show show stoppers. Wow, they are also doing things that the girls don't do.)

Where would you go on a first date?
"Novocain" - Olivia the Band (Wow, we'd go do drugs???)

Drug of choice?
"Tourniquet" - Evanescence (Another word for tranquilizer?)

Describe yourself:
"Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" - Demon Hunter (LOL!! AAAGH THAT'S HILARIOUS!)

What is the thing I like doing most?
"Get Ready For This" - 2 Unlimited (Playing sports?????)

The song that best describes the president?
"TruDog: The Return" - Tobymac (He's turning up the microphone, I thought I told you so, his name's TRUDOG!)

What is my state of mind like at the moment?
"Whoa" - Paramore (All we know is falling...)

How will I die?
"Dead On Arrival (Acoustic)" - Fall Out Boy (OH THE IRONY!!!!"

What’s your deepest , darkest secret?
"Breathe You In" - Thousand Foot Krutch (Why is that a secret, I's a Jesus Freak for real)

What am I doing right now?
"The Take Over, The Breaks Over" - Fall Out Boy (Wow...I guess I'm sleeping with my ex...I don't sleep around and I don't have an ex...Wow...)

BLAKE BANDWAGON!!!!

I'm on the Blake Lewis bandwagon. :)
I guess you could say I'm a hypocrite in that I didn't like him before, but now i do.
Whatever.
I only didn't like him because ALL he did was beatbox and American Idol isn't a beatboxing competition, but then he started singing and he was GOOD.
I think it was the dark hair and "Shot to the Heart" that did it.
And he's from Seattle.
Gotta represent.
WHy did we get on the topic of weddings, I don't KNOW!!
But Nathan doesn't want to wear tails???
And I don't want to wear white.
Wait.
No, we're not getting married.
Um, INCEST.
Yeah, sexual harrassment.
But I don't want to wear white or any pastel color. :P
Or blue.
I'm mostly leaning towards black seeing as I (kind of) look good in it and I like the color.
I don't care if I look good in white, or if not wearing white symbolizes "I'm not a virgin", I AM a virgin, and if I didn't sleep with you you can't say I'm not. :P
Also, white is dumb.
I kind of related it to my dad's opinion on my piano playing.
He thinks I'm really good and that it's my "gift" (meaning I should spend my whole life running my fingers up and down ivory keys); I hate it and I don't feel called.
Everyone thinks I look good in white and that it's virginity symbolic, bla bla bla; I hate white. Nuff said.
My mom said this made no sense.
Let's see...I want to keep my last name, get a nose ring, and not wear white on my wedding day. I'm going to be the worst wife ever.
Whatever. I'm going to be staying home with the kids and cooking. And I'll probably be a better cook than those stupid non-nose ring, white-wearing stay at home moms.
I think dessert chef is in my future.
Along with Georgia and Africa.
I watched most of "Happily N'ever After" again last night and it aroused some new questions.

1. How could I have not noticed that Sigourney Weaver is really annoying? Her voice is more grating than Freddie Prinze, Jr.'s.

2. How come Munk doesn't know how to work the wizard's staff, but Frieda suddenly does and can work all kinds of magic?

3. WHAT DO THEY SEE IN FRIEDA? Really skinny, large nose, weird hair, grating voice, that's not exactly SEDUCTIVE or SULTRY. Then again guys go for jessica Simpson and they don't like her for her brains. Unless her brains are located in the chestal area.

4. If Ella doesn't like Rick, why does she continually run into his arms and rub her hands all over his chest????

5. Lol. "And my dress disappeared." "OKAY, that was too much information, but thank you."

SUPERIOR HAM JERK!!

Aaaagh, I can just hear Jared yelling that at me.
Although he says he's forsaken that form of torture.
I wonder what tomorrow will bring...

You Are a Ham Sandwich

You are quiet, understated, and a great comfort to all of your friends. Over time, you have proven yourself as loyal and steadfast. And you are by no means boring. You do well in any situation - from fancy to laid back. Your best friend: The Turkey Sandwich Your mortal enemy: The Grilled Cheese Sandwich

What Kind of Sandwich Are You?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What a lovely Saturday.
Woke up. Had breakfast. HARVEST MOON. Did my chores. Lunch. Shower. Do more chores. Read Bible. HARVEST MOON. Reading. Dinner. And my parents are watching "Sabrina" (the Audrey Hepburn version), but I couldn't bear to.
We tried to watch "Happily N'ever After" so I could show them how awful it was, but it wouldn't work on our Xbox.
Man, we need to get a DVD player.
And a bunch of DVDs.
GASP! WISHLIST!

DVD Wishlist
1. Eragon (Best B-movie ever)
2. Cinderella Story (Especially watching it in French)
3. Shrek 1 & 2 (even tho the second on is so much better)
4. Take the Lead (Rock = swoon)
5. Princess Bride (how can I not own this movie?)
6. Moulin Rouge (or maybe I'll just rent it just to see it)
7. Willow (That movie makes me cry)
8. Hidden Secrets (fun to make fun of... Rachael Lampa does not rock.)

Ew, wth? I'm ORANGE?
WHY AM I ALWAYS ORANGE!!!!!

You Are an Orange Rose

You represent desire and enthusiasm Your vibe: Sexy yet familiar Falling in love with you: happens instantly - it's a fast ride

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*sigh*
Harvest Moon is okay. I'm almost done with summer (hallelujah).
I have to get my taste buds right for Africa.
Speaking of Africa, there was a plane crash in Kenya. :(
I literally crossed myself when I saw it on the news. Soooo sad.

Horribly N'ever Over

I have listened to so much "Infinity on High" over the past few weeks.
AAAAAAAAAAAAGH my mom left me and William alone to eat lots of junk food (i mean, Mcdonalds for dinner is pretty sweet) and watch movies. He's watching "Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo" or whatever. I think I'll watch it later. I'm just not in a Teen Titany mood.
We just watched "Happily N'ever After".
That is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
Oh. My. Goodness. Let me make this into a huge deal and a big review. YAY, REVIEW!1

"Happily N'ever After"
Starring the voice talents of: Sarah Michelle Gellar (>:P), Freddie Prinze, Jr. (double >:P), Andy Dick, Wallace Shawn, etc....

Plot: Two wizards assistants have to keep "the scales of good and evil" balanced or NO ONE WILL GET THEIR HAPPY ENDING!!!! GASP! Wait, question. Why can't they just overbalance it to the good side? Because whenever it's overbalanced on the BAD side, bad things happen, but when it's balanced, everything's cool. What would happen if you overbalanced it on the GOOD side. But my question is never answered. Anyway, Munk and Mambo have to keep the scales balanced, but then FRIEDA, the evil stepmother, steals the wizard's staff, takes over, hires a bunch of bad guys, and tries to kill Cinderella, who has to find the prince with the help of hot emo kitchen boy Rick, WHO WANTS HER BODY BUT SHE DOESN'T NOTICE, UNH-UH. Ooooooh, I wonder how this one ends...

1. What is up with Ella's hair? I hate to be cliche, but Cinderella and fairy tale heroines usually have beautiful, voluptuous hair. And I totally like the dark-haired herione thing going on, but again, she just didn't fit. And she wasn't that pretty.

2. Also, whatever happened to modern day feminists? Cinderella is a total WIMP. The whole time, she's all, "OMG! WE NEED THE PRINCE! WHERE IS THAT LOVABLE HUNK OF...LOVABLE HUNKYNESS???" And she finally learns to shoot down witches using diamonds...with a lot of annoying gasping going on. "Oh! Gasp! Gasp! Gaspy gasp gasp!" AAAAAAgh! Sarah Michelle Gellar sucks.

3. Now, about Rick; he is very hot for an animated character. It's just that...OMG, FREDDIE PRINZE, JR. HAS THE MOST ANNOYING VOICE I HAVE EVER HEARD! He's all perfect and manly and stuff...and then he speaks. AAAAAGH. And he was SO EMO the whole TIME. "He's a prince! What's your problem? You need to get outta here. I'm sick of you."

4. And of course he has a huge crush on Ella. And she don't want him back, oh no.

5. Speaking of Rick and annoying, he tried to "play it cool" with the guards. His, "I'm only tryinna put money in yo pocket, playa," stunned me into silence for about 10 minutes.

6. Um...how come the prince is all ugly and yet all the girls like him? Strange, I encounter this in real life. But seriously, the prince looks like John Kerry's son (only he's been working out) and Rick looks like........a really hot cartoon character. If I were a cartoon character girl, I would totally go for Rick.

7. And the whole Patrick Warburton doing the voice of a stupid character is getting old. Scratch that, it was old a long time ago. I think after "The Emperor's New Groove".

8. I still hate Sarah Michelle Gellar.

9. OH OH! there was a VERY funny deleted scene in which Rick stares into a shiny silver tray and says in his Freddie voice, "I don't care how she feels about me. I love her and I'm going to do whatever it takes to save her." I thought it was funny. It was just really emo.

10. Lol, my favorite scene was when the dwarves are battling the wolves. I just liked it when Bubba said, "hey, that was my big toe!" That was the only time I laughed during the entire movie.

Man, I had a whole review. This sucks.
Oh well.
I've forsaken the Willow idea.
Yay, Saturday tomorrow.
OH YEAH!

11. At the end, Rick is all. "So what is happily ever after? I don't know, but I'm going to find out." WAS THAT NOT A SEXUAL REFERENCE OR WHAT? Those weren't the exact words, but it showed him with Ella watching fireworks and I don't know, it sounded fishy to me.

yeah. that's it.

Staples: That was easy.

IT IS EASY!
We had our first track meet yesterday. Home track meet, I mean. It was COOL. I decided to risk my reputation (hahaha) and do the 100 m seeing as I'm so slow, but it was cool, I shaved off a second. Sure, only a second, but hey. Same with 200. Apparently I need to use long strides, cuz I have SUCH long legs (that explains why my shorts never fit...). Suuuuuuuure. Well, long legs and spikes don't exactly help. I keep hearing "run on your toes" and it WORKS (I still lose, so it only sort of works...), but long legs would require heel-toe action.
THIIIIIIIIS TRUTH DRIIIIIIIIVES ME IIIIIIIIIIINTO MAAAAAAAAAADNESS.
Lalala.
But track was surprisingly easy for a Friday. We just split up into sprinters and distance runners and the sprinters had to power up those quads. Yeeeeeehaw! Either I have more stamina or it was a ReAlLy easy work out.
Meow.
That is my new shotput yell: meow.
I was too chicken to try it out, so I yelled all quiet like.
"meow..."
And it went...not far.
Lalalalala. Blake is hawt with new dark hair. Yep, I'm watching "American Idol" again. Blake = amazing. It has to be him and Melinda in top 2. CHRIS RICHARDSON IS FINALLY GONE!
Super awkward Office last night. He was appreciating women and Angela was ordering from American Girl clothes for large colonial dolls.
Interesting...

Bad wife

I married Nami yesterday. She's officially the worst wife ever. She left our son (I named him Justus? I was high or something) alone all day and then didn't make him go to bed, and DIDN'T FEED HIM!
We're all gonna die.
I'm poor.
A goat costs 4000, breeding Sooey costs 5500, I need a new cow for 5000, new seeds cost about 2000, and I only have 3641.
Man.
So yeah.
We didn't have practice today!
YES!!!!!!
I wish that would happen every day.
But then I wouldn't be on the team.
Just till May 26...
I'm running for ASB president. I'm planning to do a Star Wars themed speech. Kind of. And I'll have politicially incorrect posters. Not really.
I'm kind of excited.

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILER SPOILERS!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FINALLY!
Okay, before I go on, I just want a QUICK rant on the Christian music and movie industry: Although the secular industry is JUST as biased, based on looks and other stuff, the Christian movie (AND MUSIC, music especially) lean towards the more worship based music and REALLY badly acted but clean movies, while more powerful movies go straight to DVD. Actually, there's not a lot of good Christian movies. But the ones that make it big aren't that good. And in the music industry, the more talented groups are shoved off to the side and labeled "too punky or hardcore" and hardly mentioned, and those bands either never get the attention they deserve, or conform to the more secular or worship based stuff.
Phew.
I've been thinking about that A LOT lately, and I needed to get it out of my system.
You can disagree, but most of that's true. It's not like I'm making this up.
But ANYWAY, I screened a surprisingly REALLY GOOD (okay, it was still a pretty low budget Christian film, but it was A LOT better than "Facing the Giants", which made a lot more money). It's called "Hidden Secrets", btw. Redundant, I know.

*************SPOILER ALERT, if you REALLY care, but it was good and a bit of this was surprising. Not much, but a little...**************

Okay, so it opens with this guy about to commit suicide, which I thought was really random, and then it's all about this dead guy (who died) and it's SO OBVIOUSLY the guy who committed suicide, and all his familiy (he has one sister) and friends come together and work out their issues in faith and life situations. (The weird thing that freaked me out was all, if this guy is such a positive influence, why did he shoot himself in the head??)
Characters: There is Jeremy, an ex-youth pastor (with his control-freak fiancee Rachel) who used to date Sherry, the dead guy's (Chris) sister. There's also Gary, the "half-Jewish" non-Christian stem cell researcher, Harold who's a pastor with ANOTHER control-freak wife named Rhonda, this guy who dates Rachael Lampa and has a tattoo and he's pictured as the bad boy (figures, but at least he's accepted, his name's Anthony.
And FINALLY, my favorite, MICHAEL!!!!!
Yeah. He's struggling with faith and stuff.
So they're all struggling. Maybe I should just list stuff

1. One of the things that bothered me was the CRAPPY DIALOGUE and how people said stuff that THEY SO OBVIOUSLY WOULDN'T SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like in that one Seventh Heaven episode, where she was all, "I want to convert to Christianity!" Yeah, they would say stuff like, "I'm afflicted by homosexuality," and, "My Christianity is sacred," or something. I forgot.

2. It was SO OBVIOUS that Michael was gay. Okay, that's a lie, because I only suspected he was gay when Gary all hugged him and he was like, "....awkward, cuz I like you...." But he was the one that said stuff about his "homosexuality", and it's like, "Most people would say 'gay'."

3. Jeremy is engaged to Rachel, but he wants Sherry. WHO WILL HE CHOOSE? *gasp* And Rachel is all, "WE HAVE TO WORK THIS OUT, YOU WANT ME!" Ooooor not. And there was this whole thing on how Rachel and Sherry look SOOO much alike, while Sherry was pretty hawt and Rachel was pretty nawt.

4. Of course he chooses Sherry because God told him he was to marry her. And His Will never changes (THANK YOU!!!!!!!).

5. Only, at the end of the movie, instead of coming to terms with God, he says, "Thank you, Chris," ???????????? Um, Chris is dead. He didn't do anything but party in heaven while you were rubbing foreheads with his sister.

6. Yeah, the kitchen scene where they rub foreheads? Supposed to be romantic. So not. Just really weird. "I still love you. *rub rub*" "BUT I CAN'T! *rub rub, sob sob*" "Fine! *rub rub, drive away*

7. Harold's wife Rhonda is really judgemental and is all trying to convert Gary, and I was like, "OMGEEZ," because she was like two of the people in my church. Like one of them had become a man and they'd had a Love child and named her Rhonda. It was WEIRD.

8. And Rhonda kept trying to convert Gary and had this whole script planned out, like about the prophecies about Jesus, and Gary knew like all the prophecies. He'd totally memoirized it. It was so cool. And then she kept going on and on about how stem cell research was abortion and murder and blood and BAD, and it's like, "yeah, but give her a break."

9. But she represented judgemental Christians SO WELL. Especially with the whole, "You're SO lucky you live in a red state. I tried to get Harold to move to a red state, but we figured it would just turn blue, so we decided to turn the blue state red." But it was just like, she's one of the people that gives Christianity a bad name, like I'd talked with Ashley.

10. On abortion: Sherry had one after getting pregnant with another guy, causing her to break up with Jeremy, and she's really offended at Rhonda's mentions of it every 5 seconds (cuz Rhonda is pregnant, and hormonal, and the love child of some church people I know).

11. I liked this better than Facing the Giants cuz it wasn't all perfect. Not everybody was a Christian and God didn't suddenly appear and chase away the clouds and all was perfect.
I'm not saying God doesn't work, but there are times where it's like, "WHERE ARE YOU????" And just because you do good doesn't mean He'll specifically bless you and life will go on rosey-awesomeness. I'm not being too clear, if you really want to debate, I'll explain better later.

12. I got kind of mad when Gary became a Christian at the end because THAT'S SO UNBELIEVABLE! It's not like I would've been "happier" had he stayed Atheist "half-Jewish", but it's more realistic. Sorry, it's true.

13. It turns out the guy at the beginning going to commit suicide was Michael, because he thought God hadn't forgiven him for being gay earlier on (they didn't specify, but it's kind of like, "no duh"), not like he wasn't still gay, ANYWAY, but then Sherry called him to say Chris was dead and he was SAVED.

Yeah. It was good. GO WATCH IT. Better than FTG. DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE!

I must memorize these...

Sorry if this takes up like a million years of post...

Soups
Earth Soup: Potato and Carrot
Fish Stew: Carrot/Turnip, Potato, Fish
Stew: Potato, Carrot, Milk
Yam Soup: Sweet Potato
Tomatoma Soup: Carrot and tomato
Good Soup: Tomato and Bashota and Fish

Salads
Light Pickles: Turnip
Tomamelo: Tomato and Melon
Marinade: Turnip, Mugwort, Fish
Tomacarro: Carrot and Tomato
Fruit Salad: Tomato, any fruit, any other fruit
Good Pickles: Trady and Cady
Pickles: Cabber
Red Salad: Tomato, Trady, Tomaca
Potemelo: Potemelo and fish
Mellow Salad: Melatoma, Dhilon, and RT#2

Hors d'oeuvres
Melon Pie: Melon, Egg, Butter
Strawberry Pie: Strawberry, Egg, Butter
Grape Pie: Grape, Egg, Butter
Sashimi: Fish
Sashimi S: Fish and a different fish
Fried Mushrooms: Tomato, Mushroom, and Butter
Smooth Veggies: Turnip, Carrot, Potato
Tempura: Sweet Potato, Mushroom, and any herb
Red Hot Pie: Butter, Egg, and RT#6

Desserts
Strawberry Cake: Strawberry, Egg, Butter
Fruit Punch: Any fruit, another fruit, a third fruit
Ice cream: Brown milk, Star milk
Pound Cake: Milk, Egg, Butter
Carrot Cake: Carrot, Milk, Egg
Rich Juice: Strawberry, Banana, Star Milk
Kashry Ice Cream: Kashry, Brown milk, Star milk
Veggie Cake: Tomato, Egg, Milk
Cocktail: Berrytoma and Phuju
Sweet Cocktail: Oraphu and Gehju
Love Cocktail: Watermelons and Grapes
Phurum Jam: Phurum
Magenge Jam: Magenge
Peach Tart: Peach, Butter, Egg
Dhibe Cake: Dhibe, Milk, Egg
Grilled Yam: Sweet Potato
Sweet potato: Sweet Potato, Egg, Butter
Good Juice 1: Carrot/Tomato, any vegetable, and Orange/Apple/Grapes
Good Juice 2: 2 different fruits and RT#5/RT#7
Pulp Tart: Butter, Egg, RT#1
Sour Cocktail: Grapes, and RT#9
Tropical Punch: RT#4, RT#5, RT#7

Entrees
Curry: Carrot, Potato, and Ruby Spice
Mushroom Curry: Carrot, any mushroom, Ruby Spice
Mushroom Gratin: Any mushroom, Milk, Butter/Cheese
Omelette: Egg and Butter
Gratin: Milk, Butter, Cheese
Meuniere Set: Butter and Fish

Wow, that was a lot.
You guessed it, they're Harvest Moon recipes.
I am officially obsessed.
I don't know, it's more fun now that I know what I'm doing, I have PLENTY of food and recipes, and this morning I upgraded to Hors d'oeuvres and Desserts, so I made a celebratory fruit punch.
YESH.
I'm trying to get Galen to like me. And Marlin. And Daryl. Not in a homosexual manner, btw. Just so that they will give me useful items for the future.
SO WRONG, I'm engaged, and Celia was HITTING on me.
Gross.
I would've married her, though. I did last time. But Nami's kid grows up to be emo. Personality wise, I like Muffy, though. Only she's blonde. And her son most likely grows up to be an athlete.
I need some chickens. Forget sheep, I'll only buy chickens from now on. Three will do it. Cows are doing great. BobJack not giving very much milk, which is really annoying. I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY MY NEW RECIPES!!!!!!!!
I need a Ruby Spice!
My son WILL become a musician, since Cody refuses my gifts of flowers now.
Guess that's it?

OH NAMIPOO!!!

I OFFICIALLY LOVE HARVEST MOON!!!!!!! Okay, so I FINALLY got 4 hearts with Nami and I was GOING to propose to her, but I'd been following her since like 2 AM, so I woke up about about 9 AM. But then Ruby and Tim came to my house and were all, OMG, SHE'S MISSING! And I wanted to choose the right answer, so I said I'd go look for her. that took like 3 hours and it turned out she didn't leave? It was weird. BUt then she finally said yes.
w00t! w00t!
I'm excited. I got my new cow, too. Her name is Sooey. Like a pig. Lol. And everything is well. I read this thing that if you propose to Nami before Fall 10th..wait, nm. I missed the deadline. Oooooooh well. I just can't wait till the end of this chapter. I've gone through 2.5 Harvest Moon months in a mere week. Wow.
I hope I won't get so bored in Happy Birthday that I have to quit. :P
I FINALLY read my bible today. Got through all of Judges and Ruth.
Dude, Warbears rules. Go check it out. I FINALLY beat mission 1. It's pretty cool, you really have to think to beat it. REQUIRES A BRAIN.
Omgeeeeez, I made these really good brownies. Actually, I don't know if they're really good, I haven't been allowed to EAT them yet, but they were in the latest Reader's Digest. First homemade brownies I've ever made.

That's a bunch of crockpot.

I sometimes hate my coaches. At least I hate how their minds work:
Coaches: Oh, Monday and Friday are the days when our track team is the most exhausted. Let's make that day THE HARDEST workout we can think of and not let them rest.
Why can't they do that on Monday and TUESDAY?
Monday: Get back from "relaxing weekend"
Tuesday: Nothing special.
Wednesday: Day before track meet.
Thursday: Track meet.
Friday: Day after track meet AND last day before weekend, so everyone is tired, fed up, and ready to go home.
WHY DO THEY TORTURE US SO????????????/
Yeah.
Harvest Moon is going gooooooood. I redid the intermission scene with Nami, and she likes me somewhat now. I'm still only 1 heart. :( But I'll keep trying, because now I have like 5 statues and fossils, so I won't have to go to the dig for a while. Hehehehe.
But it's fun. I'm getting a new cow tomorrow. :D
I think my parents changed the toolbar. We don't have Google Search anymore. NM, I think Nathan did this. CURRRRRRRSE YOUUUU NATHAAAAAAAAAAN!

Blessings in Disguise (not)

Soooooooo I guess I am competing in the track meet.
Update: I WASN'T (thank God) going to compete because there was only one bus seating 45 people, so only VARSITY was going (and fat chance am I EVER going to be on varsity this year).
Only Mr. Barry got us another bus. I guess I should be grateful or something. it's not that bad, cuz I can do shotput, discus (guess I'm not that bad...?), 4x1 possibly, and maybe 200?
I just really wanted a Thursday off. Oh well. There's always the end of the season.
Friday is the last day of WASL. I think I'll miss it.
THIS STORY'S GETTING OLD, HOMEWRECKER WITH A HEART OF GOLD!
I got this amazing runner's high today. It wasn't so much high but when I do a lot of running my legs feel all floaty and it's pure bliss from then on. Except for the heavy breathing and stuff. Ew, that didn't sound okay. But it was just running around the football field six times.
Harvest Moon was going pretty good. I say was, because it was just normal Harvest Moony stuff, and Nami had one heart (eeeeeeeeeeeeee!), but then I offended her during an intermission sequence after a REALLY good day, so I didn't save and now I have to do the first of summer ALLLLL over again.
Oh well. I'm sure I'll find a billion lil human statues AGAIN. But I might not. :P I'm helping out at the dig like EVERY SINGLE DAY! I need to buy a seed maker and some sheep. Maybe chickens. And a star cow. :)

Kids are snowing throwballs instead of snowing heads

I was singing "What's This?" yesterday and I totally messed up the lyrics, making my mom laugh really hard. It was like, "..."
I finished my "Memoirs of an obsessive Fall Out Boy Fan" powerpoint. Britton surprised me by displaying surprising knowledge about Andrew Hurley. Then he went on this big, "Vegans are such hypocrites," rant (so I'm not the only one that feels that way), and we figured out their diet: leaves, water, fruit, vegetables, and protein bars. OH NO, PROTEIN BARS HAVE MILK! He said that, not me. So yeah.
Lalalala. Uh...track today. We had the 60 m time trials. 11.95. I am still slow. But I spent like an hour working on shotput, which was fun. I actually like shotput. It's way coooool.
Speaking of way cool, HARVEST MOON!
Aaaaah I remember the days...
ANYWAYS, I'm only on like day 5 or 6 (I'm pretty sure 5) of Spring, year 1 chapter 1, but things are looking good. I have 57 watermelon and potato plants and haven't yet learned to cook anything other than burnt fish and mugwort, but it's all good. I'm going to buy a few sheep and some hens before I buy another cow (sniff). I want a star cow. They're so CUUUUUTE. And I'm going to marry Nami, but I'm going to delay my wooing tactics till fall when all the trick blues are blooming. And if that doesn't work, I'll just wait for someone to propose to me. I maybe want the girl version (another wonderful life), but not now, I have to beat this one in under a year. Hopefully I won't get bored like last time and give up. :( William stopped a long time ago, and he was ALMOST married, so he's going to finish that year, get married, and then...start over. Because he has too many chickens. Whatever.
I FINALLY got the book back that had been TAKEN from me. :P It's been overdue TWICE. BUt I read the ending and it was boring and dumb and perverted.
yeaaaaaaaaah. Lalalala dodedo.
I hate the song "wonderwall". But noooooo, according to blogthings, that's my LOVE SONG. It used to be that one stupid Lighthouse song.
AND I DON'T KNOW WHYYYYYY ICAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFFA YOUUUUUU.
*gag*

More potatoes, and please pass the steak sauce

That's actually from an "Ugly Duckling" song. "Pass it On", if you want to know.
I basically spent the whole day at Island Lake at Tori's party. Ate way too much cake and candy. And only one burger. No hot dogs.
I think I broke Kyle's hand.
So it was kind of depressing at the end.
lalala.
I played PLAYMOBIL this morning. And I FINALLY removed the keychain part from the top of the fireman's head, so he is the "barely there" husband of the pediatrician. There's a lot of drama going on in my little village.
I can't think up names for people. I have PLENTY of names for the animals. People...not so much. The prince and princess are William and Harriet, though.
Though no one cares/picks up on the irony of that.
Or maybe it's not irony.
I dunno.
But the pediatrician is mad at her husband because he's "never there" and he doesn't bring home enough money, while some little farm chick is mad at her father's favoritism, but her family is too busy to notice because they recently had to sell their beloved goats.
YESSSSSSS I lurve Playmobil.
and some ranch family sold their (adorable!) horse to the fireman. And the jester guy (who is not gay, I've decided, and used to sell ponies) rebought the billy goat and let it graze in his next door neighbor's backyard, while the two goat kids have been sent off to fight in the war. Ironically I've created a war situation where most of the horses and the unicorn, along with the royal guard (bunch of loser french guys), the duke, and king sit on the horses and pretend to be off to war. It kind of reminds me of Iraq.
The willow spoof is kind of boring. There are some scenes where I can think up jokes...but there are some where it's like...I'll just type boring dialogue.
:P
Still haven't added to fanfic. It's a scary thing, that fanfic.

Stuck in the forest with a midget, two cakes, and a child molestor

I'm pretty sure I've given you all the link this link before, but it's pretty funny.
And I want to get on the guy's good side before I totally steal his shtick and do a D/S for Willow.
Sorry.
It's just that I watched it last night and it was pretty much amazing and I kept laughing at Val Kilmer...which was fun.
So I couldn't resist. And I thought up some PRETTY good jokes. Okay, not good, just Peter Jackson/Lotr/George Lucas cracks, but it was fun. And I had a lot of fun doing the whole dialogue for my soap that I haven't added to in like 8 years, so this should be even more flamablamablous.
Sorry, Cam.
But yeah.
Can't wait for that.
I'm too scared to keep writing my fanfic. I keep putting off adding to the beginning. It's to weak and it moves to fast and I have to add to it.
BUT I'M SO AFRAID.
So yeah.
We had time trials for 200 m today.
I'm so slow.
Guess I'm not a sprinter after all.
Sure, I was "fast" in basketball, but that's TOTALLY different from running on a track. But I got 41.50. My mom tried to convince me that was fast.
Me: No, that's really bad. THe average was between 30 and 39.
Mom: But you're only two seconds behind.
Me: Yeah, each second is like a minute. THat's REALLY bad.
So it wasn't good. But I'm getting "better" at shotput. Kinda.
Tyler and I made a solar corn cooker. It worked horribly.
School is boring mostly. No donuts. Mrs. Schultz-Story gave me a muffin yesterday. It was delicious. And I got drug tested right after. And it was POSITIVE.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT WAS POPPY SEED!
Dylan said I should show up to a job interview with one in my hand.
Lol.

The only black and white penguine within miles

All penguins are black and white. There is no such thing as a purple penguin.
It's just that I finally broke out the spikes, which I'd had in my locker for like three days cuz I "brought them too early", and they work pretty well.
it's just that I'm really slow and not good at any track events, so I'm going to make Coach Henrichsen let me on the shotput team because I'm not good at anything else. I was practicing my shotput with Justin, Larry, and a bunch of sevvies and even though I'm not good at that EITHER, it's fun and stuff.
Yeah.
My shoes and shorts don't match. My spikes, I mean. I dunno. It's fun putting all the lil spikes in.
Where is blogthings going? First, they're copying all the quizzes from Girls only Blogthings, and now they're making a sexual orientation quiz. I might have to take it. Even though I know I'm straight.
AAAAAGH I hate those stupid name generator quizzes.
Never mind, that's such a dumb quiz. It's just like, "You like to kiss A. the opposite sex B. the same sex C. both sexes," over and over again. That's not much of a quiz.
I want pizza. I think I get double pizza tomorrow. Lunch AND dinner.
Hm, a quiz I've taken before. I thinks I'll take it again. My legs burn.
PLEASE don't be the same result...
DANG IT!

It's rather pleasant in a painful, burning sort of way.

Ouch. We used this "Atomic Balm" stuff today in track for time trials today. I did quite badly. And Brianna wants me to be a distance runner. Pah. I need to get my spikes all screwed in so I can use em tomorrow. CAN'T WAIT. But the balm BURNS. I put a lot on the FRONT of my legs and it's STILL burning. Not the BACK of my left leg, where I pulled a MUSCLE, but just the FRONTS. Actually, it feels kind of good, cuz it's all toasty and stuff and pleasant...ish.
Yeah, but on my time trial I started out GOOD I was going I was going and NOTHING WAS GOING TO STOP ME. But then I got passed by Chelsea and Sarah. And I was like, noooooo sweat, I can follow them to the end. Only 400 m is a LONG way to run. Like Larry said, "The sprinter's mile". Waaaah.
so I ended up with a 1:35.
Seriously, my time was EXACTLY 1:35.
I wish I were like Balto. We're both outcasts, but I'm not amazingly fast like he is. And anyway, even if I were, someone else would probably bite me so all the coaches mistakenly thought I was WILD.
Math WASL = SO EASY. ESPECIALLY with tools. I still don't know why all the teachers are spazzing out about this one.
I love this song. I hated the movie.
"I Won't Say (I'm In Love)" from "Hercules".
Meg pronounces things weird tho.
UNLESS YOU'RE DYING TO CRY YOUR HEART OUT.
I'm horrible at shotput. I'm basically bad at all Olympic events. EVen ping pong. At least ping pong with doubles. No, that applies to regular ping pong too. It appears my future career will not be in the athletic field.
HAHAHA! ATHLETIC! FIELD!
That was dumb.
Is there even an athletic field?
I was thinking more arts/entertainment field.
Ow, less pleasant, more painful. Ow ow ow.
Kenny and I have to make some powerpoint for social studies about the 1824 and 1828 elections, in which Andrew Jackson got his butt kicked only to kick butt four years later.
Chris and Paul are dumb.
I was thinking about what each presidential canditate would be if they were STar Wars characters, and I got as far as John McCain.
Mace Windu (Barak Obama; not just cuz he's black; maybe he should be Palpatine; they were both charismatic...hm...): I will restore peace to this world...and justice...and peace...and peace...
Queen Amidala (Hillary Clinton): I will cure national debt by spending our entire budget on my extensive wardrobe and hair accessories.
Jar Jar Binks (John McCain): Dellow felegates! *is booed off stage*
Looking back on this, a career as a comedian is also out of my reach.
Which only leaves writer.
WOOHOO!!!!!
I wrote SO MUCH last night of my fanfic. Well, not so much. Mom made me get off. But I think I'm moving it too fast, so I have to add on to the beginning before I move on.
That's stupid. This is stupid. "Never give up on someone you can't go one day without thinking about." Sure.
They say I'm such a cynic about love. No. I just think these avatars are retarded.

Don't ask

She looks pretty close to the real thing. Only none of you will ever know who I'm talking about. SUCKAS.

Plaaaaaaaaygrouuuund schoooooool beeell riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings agaaaaaaaain

Good song. Probably sung it before.
Today was a pretty good day.
It was also a WASL DAY!!!!!
YAY, I LOVE the WASL!!!!!!
Dude, the Wasl is SOOOOOOO EASY!! Anyone who gets like really psyched up for or nervous about this test is dumb because EVERYONE passes. We had math/no tools today. SO EASY. Only got stuck on two questions. Like this one about a goat and useless information somehow leading to how much grass the goat would eat? And probability: find the fraction...then multiply it???? wth?
But it was cool. We got oatmeal cream pies (or puffs...whatever) and frozen orange juice. I think we got the SAME exact snack last year. How cheap.
If you're REALLY so nice, buy us some...
Ritz crackas...
I meant that to be said in a British accent, I'm not being a wannabe thug or racist or anything. Please do not jump down my throat. I might choke.
I GOT A DONUT! Thanks to Vanessa, who asked for one. So Mrs. Laners said we could ALL have one. I got maple frosting AND sprinkles. It doesn't get any better than this. But there were also plain cake ones, and chocolate covered ones, and chocolate frosting with sprinkles, and cream filled, and glazed, and EW sugar covered. William used to LOVE THOSE and I think they're gross because it's not frosting or anything it's just a bunch of crappy granulated sugar and it always makes me choke.
GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
DUDE, WHAT THE HECK? Okay, I took a quiz called "Emo pictures" and the result for pink and black is a dead girl in pink and black. It was like, "WHA???" but it was funny too because all you see is her floppy body and hair and stuff and I just burst out laughing BWAHAHAHA.
WHY DO GUYS CUT THEIR HAIR? I basically got the "lowdown" from Nathan, but it's still not cool. I mean, they look REALLY good with long hair, and then they go all dumb and CUT IT or SHAVE IT OFF.
I've seen like 6 people do the above.
Nathan says it has to do with manliness. A guy would rather have a few girls...and get lots of guys. JUST KIDDING, but that was the gist of what he said. Only he didn't mean it as a homosexual reference.
Ouch, I am not a good girlfriend. I'm not even anyone's girlfriend.
I want a hand-stirred/dipped milkshake whatsit. Oh no, I'm starting to sound BRITISH.
Lalala. I hurt my leg AGAIN today in track. It was all good, I ran for 20 STRAIGHT MINUTES AND I got this sweet runner's high. Best high there is and it's FREE. But anyway, then we were practicing starting on the blocks (I did horrible) and I got a really bad start (or maybe I just suck) and I pulled the SAME MUSCLE AGAIN.
So I suffered all through long jump. Ouch.
Time trials tomorrow.
I had to go to jazz band because Mr. Faxon needed another trombone, but it won't work out because I can't go to the gig he needs me for.
MY BAD.
I found my fake nose ring. Fanfic rules. Kind of. I wrote another sentence. All is well...

Brits are mean

I swear, I read like 4 Georgia Nichols books today and they are pretty much amazing. Brits rae mean, tho.
And Karate Kid is dumb. Like dumbest movie ever.
Ever.
EVER.
AAAAAAAAGH Mr. Faxon wants me to join jazz band AGAIN. Cor. But I'm going to do it because this is like the 4th time all year he's asked me to join and it will only be for a couple o weeks. That means I have to wake up at 5:30 like I did last year when I was but a stupid sevvie.
I did lots of stupid stuff last year. Like compression shorts? Um, yeah, not so comfortable any more. Either I gained weight or got huge or something because they are tight and painful and serve no purpose besides letting people not see my underwear when I do "knee to chest" stretching and keeping my baggy shorts on.
I LOVE MY FANFIC! I've written like a paragraph and it's SO overwritten and very overdramatic I guess, a lot like Jedi Apprentice (hahahaha), and stuffs like that, but I finally figured out a way to start it (flashback) and I have REALISTIC star wars material that fits the timeline and is BELIEVABLE. I think.
Let's see...evil genius, son of Sith lord, one night stand = main character?
COULD WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weeeeeee.
Only Telos wasn't so democratic at the time I'm writing, so I'll have to change that part, yo.
And Luke is LONG DEAD. All the Jedis are dead/in hiding.
And there's a hot emo boy. And a buff Han Solo wannabe. And the REAL main character, who is in fact, female.
Must not make her perfect like Eragon.
ADD CHARACTER FLAWS.
SEeing as I haven't even written about her yet, this will be hard.
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
PSYCHE, I pulled a muscle today in track, so I didn't have to RUN. But I walked like 2 miles. Yay.

Not often that I slip up

IT'S JUST MY LUCK!
Finally putting this song on my ipod.
AND "I'll make a man out of you".
AND a lot of Disney songs, because my dad checked out like 8 disney jams cds from the library.
I have to take "This Ain't A Scene..." and "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs" off my ipod.
-_-
And it kind of had been awkward listening to it with my DAD in the car and stuff and I know I don't want to slip and start singing that, so I KIND OF agreed and it was a little bit of a relief.
BUT COME ON.
Because they never do any of this kind of thing to Nathan or William.
Both my parents willingly advocated a CD they KNEW had like 50 million F-words on it, because it was the "cleanest" of that artist.
And they let William sing Led Zepplin and stuff and BOTH of them KNOW what it means.
But I bring home Fall Out Boy and they're like, "Don't sing it, that's BAD."
I didn't even like "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs", but I did like "THis Ain't A Scene..." and if they're going to be all serious with me about my "music choices", they better do it to their other kids too.
Just because I'm a girl, probably.
And it's not like I've been totally rebellious about my music choices up until now. I've been all good at choosing good, clean bands, mostly Christian, but now I want to listen to music that isn't just MEDIOCRE!
Grr. It just ticks me off.
I had nursery again this week because William was sick. Olivia is leaving forever. I am sad. Brendan can tap his toe very well. Jada didn't cry this week. Jaylin threw a bunny at me. Matthew is as talkative as ever.
My mom gave me this Playmobil prince (wth??) for Easter, so i decided to colonize my Playmobils once more. I'd forgotten I had three white horses (gray, there's no such thing as white), and there's three of the French Guard or whatever, so that works well. But now I have two prince/kings, one princess, and two extra kids, and bigamy is SOOOO not cool. So I had to make one of them her brother???? But I still wanted the little kids to half brother and sister. DUnno why. Adds to drama. And then I had two guys left, same hair color and everything, and like three orphaned kids with the same hair color, and I didn't want MORE single dads (i had like three), so I was like, "Hm, should I make a gay couple, or should they be brothers?" BUt my mom freaked out when I said gay couple, so I just made them brothers. And the jester uncle is hitting on the pediatric nurse/single mom, so their family might grow, making them have two boys, a girl, and a unisex baby. Plus a cat. And a dog. I think I'll make the baby a girl. She looks like one. Then like every stupid kid has a flipping pony. And then I didn't know quite what to do with the unicorn, but the prince/king has lent his charger to the other prince/king and is riding the unicorn to war, a la Peter. From Chronicles of Narnia.
WHY AM I SUCH A NERD?
Oh well.
I officially cannot play guitar and jump at the same time. Not even an inflatable guitar.

What I would look like if everyone in life was computer generated...

Hey...it's pretty close. Although my hair isn't that short. And I usually only wear Converse. And I don't wear skinny jeans. And I don't have a husky. Ooooh well. All in all, it looked pretty good until I added glasses.


Yeah, I bet you want to look like that. I swear, it's SOOOO much fun. It takes forever, tho. And they don't have Vans.

And I was bored, so I decided to make a guy doll. Yay. Couldn't get it quite right. Note: all guy dolls come with a nice chest... Couldn't find a lightsaber accessory. :(

Lieutenant Dan! Ice cream!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaah my legs hurt. I have to run a mile...and I don't want to. Not in shorts. Not in pants. Not in Converse. Not in running shoes. Not in a sports bra. Not with my ipod. But my mom is MAKING ME. Because my psycho physical therapy/coach SAID SO.
Grrr...
I had REALLY weird dreams. Like I was watching this Pokemon movie? And I beat the last boss. And then it was Diner Dash? And I didn't get chocolate cake because the movie was over. :( And then I cussed out my mom and brother for being mean and she WOULDN'T LET ME GO SHOPPING!!1 I don't know, it was a total travesty when it happened.
Wow this quiz is totally going in my picks list.
The last part of my dream involved really weird couples with huge age differences and shape shifting dogs.
NEED A LITTLE SPACE TO CLEAR MY MIND...BUT I'LL BE FINE.
Haven't listened to this song in a while.
NO ONE KNOWS!!
I still have Trevor.
Wth?
"He's just a boy who doesn't know what's right in front of him, and she's just a girl who never learned to let go."
Laaaaame.
Jason answered the phone in Office yesterday. It was pretty amazing. Vanessa and I were so proud.
Dodododododo.
I really want Vans.
BUt then I read this book about a girl from a religious cult and there was this really tall lesbian caseworker who had fallen arches and I was like, "OMG, I NEED ARCH SUPPORT!" and I was paranoid the WHOLE DAY because Johnson said Converse could destroy your arches and I was like, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
What kind of Vans should I get? I know someone out there in the country will probably have the exact same pair as me, so I won't be totally unique, but I do know which ones to possibly avoid.
1. Classic checkered black?
2. Checkered turquoise...dang.
3. Shamrock...shamrocks yes, whiteness no.
4. Not the one with pigs on it. Because it's weird.
AAAAAAGH I went to Journeys and was looking at all these shoes and tried to get my mom to buy me a new backpack, but she said it looked like a diaper bag. Then she tried to convince me to get the checkered messenger bag, and I was like, "NO, IT'S NOT AS GOOD." and then we both saw the pinstriped messenger bag and were like, "NO."
for good reason.
Only her reason was different than mine.
Wow, that's a good quote:
Oh I wish life was like Disney World, where dreams come true and the only thing you have to worry about is puking after you ride Space Mountain 15 times.
WOO HOO!

Things are going...swimmingly

Oooookay. I didn't think this was that funny. But you can think whatever. This isn't the exact e-mail I got, but my internet's being lame. I have to go away from blogger to access it and it's like, uh, NO.
1. Go to google.com.
2. Click on Maps.
3. Click on Get Directions.
4. (this is the part I don't remember) Put New York, New York in From and Paris, France in To.
5. Read line 23. HAHAHA.
Dumb, huh? It took my computer forever and it was like, "Um, duh, what am I supposed to be looking at that's funny?"
MY LEGS HURT.
I ran the stupid ladder drill yesterday and today, and I feel SOOOOO Much better today, but my legs still hurt.
And I don't know if I'll ever be a good sprinter.
I'm not doing the 60 meter dash. I'm thinking the 100 meter maybe.
Oooh, what fun, Quizilla quizzes.
I HAVE ALL THE INFO FOR MY BOOK/FANFIC BUT I CAN'T START IT! I DON'T KNOW HOW!
Dakota wants to know if I want to start an Anime club.
Seeing as I only like Dragonball Z, Sailor Moon, and Peach Girl, I don't know if I can.
Loveless was too scary. I'm not exactly open to animated gay porn.
I miss Hot Topic.
Brianna says I should be a distance runner.
Screw that.
I hate high jump.
YESSS TOMORROW'S LAST DAY OF TRACK FOR THE WEEK!
I listened to Albatross, which I just got yesterday, a late Easter gift. Ooooh yeah, I love that Cd.
Didn't really feel like watching the office tonight. Ooooh well. I'm sure it was hilarious.
"Blood and Chocolate" WAS SO LAME. First I was all, GO WITH AIDAN GO WITH AIDAN and then he started being all "I shoot werewolves" so I was like GO WITH GABRIEL GO WITH GABRIEL and she FINALLY picks him because he bit her lip while they were making out????????
I DON'T GET IT!!!!!!!!!
Yeah. It was dumb and so NOT what I expected.
Need to read my Georgia Nicholes book.
I want PIZZA.
Mmm, beef.

Protestor in scales

Yeah. I joined track.
I officially have no free time.
Well, not true, I just wait it all listening to "Blood and Chocolate", which is SOOOO not worth it.
But I ran for the first time this week (soooo ironic) and I didn't go very fast, but it was hard, and I got a cramp and I cried. But everyone was nice about it, so it was cool.
I'M FINALLY WRITING MY STAR WARS FANFIC! Or I would be, if my dad would leave the keyboard ALONE. *glares at dad*
Sorry, it's just this is SERIOUS writing and if I get all dumb and like cheesy and come off as a romance-novel novelist, I don't want my parents to be reading it going, "Uh, interesting, you seriously want to go into Creative WRiting?" And I'm going to password it. But you can delete passworded stuff????? LAME! If anyone deletes this I'll KEEL them. I've only written one word: TELOS.
But I don't know how I'm going to create a post-Luke Communist situation on the planet.
Oooops.
I'm soooo excited though.
Don't want to go to track tomorrow, because I suck at EVERYTHING.
Don't want to miss it, though, because I have a dentist appointment and I don't want to miss anything important.
OMG, I FOUND THE COOLEST WEBSITE EVER!
Warning: Strong language sometimes used in parodies and such, if you really care about that kind of thing.
And this is the BEST eragon review I have ever READ.

Inheritance Sandwich

by Shinobaka

I got home late from work last night, and even though my stomach was growling, I really didn’t want to cook.

So I made myself a sandwich.

I started off with a couple slices of Tolkien brand bread. They were a bit stale, but I didn’t feel like opening a new package. Bread wouldn’t be enough to satisfy my hunger, I was sure, so I opened up the refrigerator. I was in luck, and there was still some of the Star Wars style roast beef I’d had for dinner four nights ago. I cut off a couple of thick chunks, and slapped ‘em on the bread, making sure to sprinkle on just a little originality salt. Not too much, though, as I didn’t want to ruin it, but I used a healthy helping of cliché pepper to add spice.

Still not satisfied with my creation, I poked my head in the fridge again, and came out with an open package of Pern cheese, from which I added a couple of crumbling slices. As I put the cheese back, I remembered the lettuce. I had two kinds—Earthsea and Belgariad—and wasn’t sure which to use, so I threw on a few wilting leaves of each.

Adding in a few more little things from the fridge, I declared my sandwich complete and bit into it. I ate the whole thing because I was hungry, but it was awfully bland. When I finished it, I was still hungry, so I made another. This time I used more salt, but somehow it all seemed to collect in a few specific spots, which I had to spit out, and in the end it was even blander than the first.

After that, I wasn’t hungry anymore, but now I was frustrated. The things I used had been delicious when I had first opened their packages and eaten them. Surely with such wonderful ingredients I could make a delicious sandwich! After all, I had already made two edible sandwiches: that made me a culinary genius.

I set to work on my third sandwich.

Is that not GENIUS?
I swear, I want to write my BOOK. STop toodling on the keyboard. Actually, I don't think you can tootle on the keyboard. OH WELL.
Watched "Thank God You're Here" on Monday, but my mom wouldn't let me watch the second episode, so I had to watch that taped on Tuesday.
The first episode was HILARIOUS. I forgot his name, but there was this really skinny funny guy who did an Egyptian tomb thing. "It's an ancient hockey puck." "Oh, professor, what's that smell?" "THat's my food poisoning." "Oh no, you've broken the oath of Ootapa! Look, a mummy! What should we do?" "I'M GOING TO BODYCHECK HIM!" BUt he didn't win. Bryan Cranston did because he frenched a bunch of guys. He was KINDA funny. But the gay content got SO OLD after the first seven eleven times.
The second episode was so NOT FUNNY. The guy from "Mad About YOu" was pretty funny. And Edie McClurg was hilarious...until she made an anti-war joke. It was like, "Booo, you lose." And she did. Mo'Nique won after her actually funny second half. Her gameshow hostess wasn't funny at all. Just dumb. And she was like, "That was so fun! Omg!" And it was like, yeah, but it wasn't fun-NY!
lalalala.
I WANT TO WRITE MY FANFIC! I HAVE A CHARACTER I'M TRYING NOT TO TURN INTO A WIMP WHILE NOT HAVING HER BE FEMINIST! THERE'S A SEEEEEXY EMO GUY WHO RESEMBLES KILEY FROM PEACH GIRL, ONLY WHITE! AND THERE'S A REALLY BUFF GUY AND A MECHANIC GUY AND I WANT TO WRITE IT BAD BAD! AAAAAAAH!
Ew, I read a WEIRD book today. It was something about "Alfred Kropp". It was pretty good, but then it got all into reincarnation and prophecies and it was like, "Snore" because it wasn't even fantasy. Sorta. But, because he was descended from Lancelot, he's supposedly able to come back to life and pull a sword out of his stomach from a stone. Um, sure. Wasn't gross, just...wth?

Sacrilegious jelly beans

Took an Easter candy quiz.
I'm the sacrilegious jelly beans.
Ate too much candy today.
NEED TO START MY BOOK.
My mom gave me a sleeping pill.
Not nice.
Need to finish LOTR and start Blood and Chocolate.
Track tomorrow. I don't wanna go to school.
The twins are funny.
I'm gonna steal Braeden's shirt.
Nursery was cool.
Missed the sermon.
no spiritual high for me.
Thankfully Mark is easy to read.
HAPP YEASTER!!!!!!!

Please don't hurt me mister gangsta sir.

Yeah, went to the library today, but I only got three books because I was feeling intimidated by some teens in the *gasp* TEEN SECTION.
I don't know, I didn't want to be all dumb and shy whilst searching for books. THey were just looking at comics anyway.
But it's a thing i have. I have to be ALONE in the teen section or it just isn't right and I hyperventilate. Or not hyperventilate, I just get uncomfortable and leave.
So much for being extroverted.
I think I have split personalities. I mean, I CAN be a total extrovert, but at school and stuff, if I don't know anybody, it's like, "please don't talk to me, I'd just like to get by, maybe read my novel..."
5'10"! HE'S 5'10"! Too bad I don't internet date. Oh well.
EMO!
Dodedodedo.
Is it prom season already?
I forgot that I like spring.
I FINALLY got Blood and Chocolate, but it's not CDs, it's cassettes, and that makes me angry because I have to use William's CD player. Lame.
We're dying EGGS tonight.
Woooooo.
Lol I got a funny result.
Quizmaker: Hott. *drools*
Guy in picture: I take myself too seriously.
Me: Um, ew...nice coat, though.
WTH????
Other pictures: emo boy with rose (:D), guy with really ripped abs who other than that isn't really worth describing, weird leather coat man, GLADIATOR????, and some random shirtless guy wearing pretty nice jeans.
I like a pair of jeans.
I am in love with clothes.
*conks self in head*
Whatever, that person is seriously messed up. I like the rose picture though.
What's with all these stupid, "Are U the 1 4 me, you? (girls only)" quizzes? And it's RETURN OF THE STUPID PROM DRESSES! "What prom dress are you?" "What prom dress is for you?" "What's your perfect prom dress?" AAAAH. I haven't seen a good Harry Potter quiz in FOREVER.
That's kind of an oxy moron.
Kind of what we were talking about last night. "Smart Al Gore. It cancels them both out." "So what'd you say?" "Nothing."
HAHAHAHA.
If you don't know, I'm on quizilla taking REALLY DUMB QUIZZES.
Also, there's a lot of Naruto quizzes.
Y'all should check it out.
Feel my pain.
The "who's your guy? pics will make u drool" quiz is not worth it.

Actually, my favorite color is blue

No idea where that came from.
I should date a bassist?
If that bassist is Pete Wentz, no thanks.
Wow, can't really think of any bassists that I know.
I don't know about BASSISTS.
Wow, not even the bands I really LIKE. That's like...ALL OF THEM.
Is Fall Out Boy really the only band where I know all the members?
WRONG. WRONG WRONG!
I need a break from them. *tries to leave, but is latched to "Infinity On High"* NOOOOO!
I've been having weird dreams lately. I had a school related one earlier this week.
Mr. Jansen (who I had thought RETIRED): Sit down.
Me: I'm sitting here.
Sara: *takes seat*
Seat taken: *happens a lot*
Me: I'll sit here. OH CRAP! *realizes seat is taken*
Emo: Hey, you're sitting in my seat. That's unnaturally sexy. I think I'll talk to you for the first time all year.
Me: WTH???
It was pretty weird. BUt not as weird as last night, where one of my teammates and my old crush started going OUT?
Me: So you guys are going out????
Them: Yeah. *happy sigh*
It was so awkward. And it wasn't even real.
I wasted another day. And now I only have 2 days left. And one of them's Easter.
I will not sleep well on Sunday.
I feel like steak or some kinda meat. Or pasta. Definitely pasta. Because I was playing basketball with Amanda.
I really want a pair of Vans. Declaring them emo doesn't make them less amazing. I'm really thinking emo has outlived its welcome.
Apparently I'm having an emo wedding.
Luke is impossible to catch.
But he's SO CUTE.
I want pasta.

Don't poke the penguin

Man. Today could've been a really good day. And it was good when we went out to Ruby Tuesday's with my grandma. It was good when we went to the immunization clinic and it didn't hurt.
But it's just been one of those days.
And the fact that I had this MAJOR mood swing doesn't help.
Lest I bite someone else's head off, here is another warning from the government.

WARNING: Stay away from Lauren. She bites.
If she is in a BAD MOOD, do not feel you have to comfort her, as she will kill you/kick you in the balls/bite your head off.
If she is in a good mood while talking about a sensitive topic, it is best not to smash her dreams into billions of tiny bits, as this will send her into a bad mood, and she wil kill you/kick you in the balls/bite your head off.
Actually, don't talk to her at all, seeing as she is a girl and when she has a mood swing might kill you/kick you in the balls/bite your head off.

There, got that out of my system.
It's just that my parents don't support my single parenting plan. It's not even like I'm going to go out and get pregnant. I'm going to move to Georgia, go to Africa for missions, and adopt from South Africa...or Uganda. But I thought they were cool with it and they're NOT.
And then my mom gave me this huge lecture on how God will use your dreams, bla bla bla, and it was like she was rubbing in the fact that she's closer to God than I am. And it made me mad because no, God and i aren't close, I'm still working on trusting him, and since like a week ago I was almost practically atheist, it's not like I've taking any time to get on my knees and be all humble and crap, "Oh God, I know you will do PERFECTLY, so here are all my hopes and dreams for the future, and I shall go skipping away and not worry about anything because life is PERFECT!" Uh yeah, maybe in Christy freaking Miller.
It just WASN'T COOL.
So I guess I'm over it and I'm talking to God about the future, but the worst part about the whole conversation is my mom acted like that plan wasn't BIG, Like I could do SOOOO Much better.
HELLO?
At least it's better than LIVING WITH YOU GUYS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, like I thought 4 MONTHS AGO when I had NOTHING BETTER TO DO. And I'm not planning on living in Washington forever. I'm moving SOOOO far away it's not even funny. 2733.14 miles it not something to laugh at. And then I'm going to AFRICA, where I'll need like 5 SHOTS. And I'm going to be a WRITER, writing more than CRAPPY Christian fiction where stupid morons talk about their perfect lives, eat frozen yogurt, and their biggest sin is saying, "Poopy doop."
But SCREW THAT.
Bitter?
No.
Just mad as heck.
So I guess I'm not over it.
I also realized I hate the word "dreams". Sounds mystical and retarded.
But don't call my stupid "dreams" small. Because this is BIG for me.
I think this day is bad because I was going to wake up super early so I could download all the new FOB I got onto my Ipod, but I can't wake up early cuz I'm not a morning person, so I played Mario instead, and then my stupid computer wouldn't let me import, so I had to burn it all to the harddrive instead, and THEN import, and I almost had all the info on Take This To YOur Grave done, but it didn't save cuz it's LAME. Not like my grandpa's cpu is so much better, which is what I'm typing on. THe shift key keeps sticking and I keep using quotations instead of apostrophes. Gr.

JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE!

I officially have nothing to do.
I spent 2 hours playing Mario this morning.
1 hour playing Romance.
3 hours playing cards with my brothers.
I'm such a loser.
But I still have so much to do, so many books to read, still haven't gotten dressed.
Yeah.
"Romance" was very vigorous this morning. Got some pretty good guys, such as Daniel Biro and 12 Stones lead singer guy man (which is seriously what I called him). And I was listening to "Crash" (12 Stones song, and one of the only 12 Stones song I know, since my Christian music library isn't all that extensive, so say some people) and the lead singer didn't sound like he did in "The Way I Feel" and "Bring Me To Life" and I was like ????? Different guy?
But on second listen...it's not.
And then I broke up with Dougie and Joe Trohman, but I rolled the dice one last time...and got Joe. Rolled it again. Joe. Rolled it again. Joe. THis happened like 5 times and then I FINALLY got Daniel Biro.
Yaaay Daniel.
Heeeeeee has a mullet.
Lalalala.
Still haven't gotten to work on fanfic.
Had weird dreams about it?
One of the main characters is crazy sexy, I am NOT even kidding. Makes me wish he was real.
Only he's 17????? Sad.
Emo, too.
I miss school.
WE WENT TO SEATTLE YESTERDAY!
I bought a new hat. I love it. It's camo and fits on my head, lol.
Dodododo. Almost easter. Have nothing to wear.
Well, I do, but my mom won't let me wear it.
Besides, I have nursery on SUnday.
NURSERY AND CHOCOLATE.

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

So far I've only listened to part of "Take This To Your Grave" and "From Under the Cork Tree", but the latter is pretty much the best album I've ever heard. It just wasn't that fun listening to it with my mom and brother last night.
Because I don't pick up sexual references as fast as the next guy.
IS THAT SO WRONG?
But I haven't listened to the other two yet. I like singing the chorus of "Of All The Gin Joints In The World" too much. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh...I think that's enough oh's.
But the song titles were REALLY long and it was killing me to type them all. And then I didn't know the names of some of the others, so I'd have to START OVER.
I REALLY want a dog. I started reading "Marley and Me" again and it's so funny, but it's coming up to the part where he dies and I'm going to cry, so I'm putting off reading the end.
Finished "AngelMonster". Mary Shelley was an idiot. When she finally married Percy, he started cheating on her with her stepsister, just like he did to his now dead wife. And then her stepsister left to become a governess and he decides to die in a storm.
I totally don't feel sorry for her. She totally could've left him.
And she wasn't that pretty.
*waits for someone to lecture her on society's standards today and how everyone is beautiful, bla bla bla*
Ew, Percy Shelley was ugly. GROSS. I'm sure he was just a stud back then. *pukes*
I'M GOING TO WRITE AGAIN!
Only I've abandoned my book idea, keeping it possibly for future reference. A book's kind of out of my league again.
I'm thinking more Star Wars fanfic.
Lol.
Not even kidding.
But I'm putting off writing it because I don't want anyone to see it and I don't know quite how to start it.
But I say that every time I want to start something.
I'm just excited to start writing and not really care where it goes. Semi emo character. Yesh. Excited.
Wow, Lord Byron wasn't bad looking.
SO MUCH BETTER LOOKING THAN SHELLY! *cough cough*
I guess I'm kind of obsessed with that book.
Dododododo.
Do.
Dododo.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILEY!!!!!!

Romance is so much more fun now that I've created my own trait cards.
I don't know what's wrong with me, though. I get tired at like 11:30 P.M. Oh well. It's probably cuz I'm an "afternoon ace" or whatever.
But I was all really tired and worried that these were too realistic and it would make the game depressing.
But read this card. It's sooooo amazing.
His darkest secret?
1. He's a world class equestrian!
2. He loves anime!
3. He likes boys!
4. He loves FOB!
5. He shaves his legs!
6. He writes poetry!
And I did include the parents hate him one, but I changed the options.
Your parents hate him because
1. he's a bad boy
2. he's a political radical
3. he's smarter than them
4. he's emo
5. he's too old for you
6. he's perfect; they love him!
Yeah. And I ended up with Riley, who's pretty flipping amazing. He never whines, has 3 TATTOOS, black hair and blue eyes, looks just like Channing Tatum, and plays BASKETBALL!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah.
Technically first day of Spring Break. Gotta love it.
This CD's is dare I say it lame.
I want another pop tart.
nyah.

He's in a gang and my family loves him?

LOL, I'm totally making my own cards for "Romance".
Your parents hate him because he is:
1. in a gang
2. emo, complete with piercings
3. goth and into death metal
4. a hick
5. really into politics
6. smarter than they are

I might have to edit that one.
ROLL A 2! ROLL A 2!
I couldn't think up anything good for goth, but I know my dad doesn't like death metal due to a suicidal nephew and...me + Demon Hunter.
ooooops.
He also said if I ever brought home an emo/someone with tight pants, he'd beat them up.
Don't worry, Dad, there's not a huge chance of that happening.
So that's lucky for him. And those tight pantsed guys out there.
I'm 55% tortured genius.
YAY, I'M A GENIUS.
I'm going to give someone a belated St. Patrick's Day gift. Who should I give it to, I wonder?
Hm, I don't know.
How bout...COACH CLINE AND JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!
*drumroll*
There's a very low chance of them ever seeing this. Awwww, lame. A virtual shot of whiskey. Forget that.
It's better than the virtual bar maid I gave to myself.
I swear, "Girl of the Year" is pretty much my favorite song.
And she likes it...that way.
She wears black socks with pink stripes in em and she swears that her friend goes out with Richard Simmons.
She's one of a kind, can't get her off my mind and I like it that way.
And if you listen closely you can hear them say...
STAND CLEAR, SHE'S THE GIRL OF THE YEAR, AND THERE'S NO USE IN TRYING TO GET HER OFF MY MIND, SHE STOLE MY HEART AND SHE'S TEARING IT APART, IT'S NEVER GONNA BE THE SAME.
Hehehehe.
LOTR DRAMA = AMAZING. Except each CD's like an hour to and hour and a half long and it's like aaaaaah. Especially when I want to go to sleep but I want to hear what Gandalf is saying to AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaragorn song of Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarathorn.
Smeagol is so funny. "HAHAHAHAHA, SMEAGOL HUNGRY!"
Omg, it was so scary, tho, cuz Merry and Pippin are running through Fangorn and suddenly Treebeard screams at the top of his lungs, "HOOM!" and it scared me SO BAD.