She's my best friend's girl

Yeah, she's Jesse's girl!
I know, two completely different songs.
Alex Sanchez is all right.
"Rainbow Boys" was better than his other book.
About the 8th grade kid in California.
Who couldn't speak Spanish.
And fell in love with a boy.
Who was too scared to come out of the closet.
And made fun of another boy.
Who was probably gay.
But his best friend was in love with them.
And SHE didn't want to believe he was gay.
It was one of those novels that was like, "Ho hum, that was a good book."
I don't know why "Boy Meets Boy" was hailed as a revolutionary novel.
It wasn't that great.
Nearly everyone else I know that has read that book said the exact same thing.
They all said, "Well, it was okay..."
But it didn't deserve all 500 million of the book awards it got.
David Levithan is way overrated.
"Starbucks Boy": cutest short story ever written. Romantic, imaginative, etc.
Every other story he wrote: LAME
As writers mature, they're supposed to become BETTER writers.
It just seems like David Levithan has gotten worse.
Every time I think the drama's over, it starts up again, with yet another tearful weekend followed by a week of the silent treatment.
But I think it's officially over.
At least I'm making it official.
So everything is back to kind of sort of normal.
Or at least our interpretation.
But if it starts up again....
California is going to suck.

Quit trashing my book

So sayeth the Lord.
Stop having kids, Angelina Jolie!
Poor Brad. 6 kids and another on the way? No wonder they're not married.
Lisa Miller. Yes, it DOES mention lesbian sex in the Bible.
And it specifically states that marriage should between "man and woman".
Just because Abraham and Jacob had multiple wives doesn't mean it was okay.
Many figures in the Bible were FAR from perfect (*cough cough* David *cough cough*). He had an extra-marital affair and we KNOW that's not right. Polygamy was a cultural thing, not a biblical thing.
And of COURSE Jesus would be reaching out to lesbians and gays. He loved EVERYONE and even hung out with tax-collectors and prostitutes, who were seen as "unclean".
But just because he LOVED them didn't mean he AGREED with their lifestyle.
So just because Jesus was a nice person and people in the Bible doesn't mean you have a good pro-gay marriage argument.
2.5%!!! Woo, we're rare!
Black, blue, and silver.
Mypersonality.info is pretty intense. Kind of cool.
Just like Peter Jackson.

Quite the vicious circle there, isn't it?

Why does our football team suck this year?
Well, actually, I know why. Evonne told me.
It's just disheartening.
And, yeah, we're the underdogs of the district.
But when we're forced to play good teams from Olympia and Canada, it's almost like they're mocking us.
Pep band is the best.
If playing sports means I can't be in pep band, forget basketball.
Emma is an abusive boyfriend. Girlfriend. Thing.
Ben is semi-perverted but fun to hang out with.
Yes, we were the ones that threw the gum wrappers in Ed's hair.
But I was the one that threw the hackey sack at Paul.
Our trombones had socks. Robert's said "SHO" every time he put it on.
TECHNO!
Fish is so nasty.
I'm going to ask Mr. Anspach if I can stay in French II after all.
Because if I switched out, I'd miss Janessa's generosity and all the sandwich-pounding, soup-spilling good times at lunch, as well as Matt's OCD smoothies and Kay's semi-pornographic gay manga.
Ugh, my internet is broken. So stupid.
Sarah thinks she lost the piano smackdown. But she really didn't.
Jake is weird. Ugh, Emma shouldn't have to leave. She just got here!
And her mom keeps saying stuff about raising money for Emma to go to California with the band, but they'll be gone by then, so is she lying or...?
Cuz everyone knows.
Amber ripped a hole in the space-time continuum. But Chris is the chosen one and has the power to save us all.
Agh. It was just so weird seeing her. Why, hello. This is awkward. Meet my awkward abusive boyfriend/girlfriend. No, Edward, no!

Blowing off God for reality television

I wish I could justify it by saying there was a really good episode of "Hell's Kitchen" on.
Dave Ramsey does not look like he sounds. Somehow I picture a thin balding blonde man with glasses and a brown jacket, not a round bald man with FACIAL HAIR and glasses.
There is quite a difference between BALD and BALDING.
Welcome to the force, Drew.
Track is still amazing. Daniel runs like Pamela Anderson. Everyone sucks at long jump! 3 miles today. 3 miles. Wow.
Haha.

You Are a Brazil Nut

To most people, you seem exotic, unusual, and even a bit scary. But you're really quite normal. You're just hard to get to know. If people leave you alone and let you do your thing, you really shine. But you tend to get lost in a crowd, especially if it's filled with big personalities.

What Nut Are You?

Sensible people never follow the advice of online quizzes.
Right?
RIGHT?
Agh, the trombone music for church is so hard. Pretty ridonkulous.
Agh, "A Walk to Remember" is SOOO SAD. The book, not the extremely crappy Mandy Moore movie.
I apologize for the unnecessary alliteration.
But it was pretty hard to get into until the very end, where Jamie is dying and Landon is reading the Bible every single day. Agh. Nicolas Sparks slays my soul.
Hurray for random quizzes.
"Leaper" by Wendy Mass is an amazing book, as is "Crushed" by Laura and Tom Mcneal.
Heh. Phone calls with boys are so much nicer. Maximum length about...30 seconds.
OMG, "BEAUTY AND THE GEEK"! So it was the makeover episode, which is the best episode of every season. Greg and Tommy look amazing ("I'm hot with a W!"), but Matt, Chris, and Jason sort of look the same. Joe looked good, but he's SO ANNOYING, and he kept being like, "I don't feel comfortable, this is so stupid, I hate this, I'm going to go cry in a corner."
Their challenge was to write and perform a soap opera scene with the theme "Prom night". Jason and Kristine's was beyond lame. "You are so hot. *takes off shirt*" Superjew!! Chris and Cara's was pretty much hilarious. "Where was Mike when you were abducted by pirates? How about the time when he skipped lunch to get on his motorcycle and fake his own fiery death!!??" Lol. Greg and Randi should have won.
Greg: *leaping off the bed* STOP!! I just can't do this anymore!
Randi: Why?
Greg: Do you really want to know why?
Randi: Yeah.
Greg: Do you REALLY want to know?
Randi: WHY?
Greg: I'm gay.
Randi: *slap*
Greg later said, "When she slapped me, I was so shocked. That was NOT acting." I don't know, you just had to see it.
Joe and Tara = BEYOND LAME. They both take themselves way too seriously.
Heh. Tommy and Amanda's was pretty good. It turns out Tommy was a psycho killer and he poisoned Amanda. "We could've had something really special together."
Agh, Matt and Leticia's was kind of corny and he ended up kissing her, so they won, but it was pretty soap opera-y, so I guess it was obvious that they had to win.
Because characters in soap operas don't get abducted by pirates.
Although one of the actors on "The Young and the Restless" was like, "Abducted by pirates? That is so brilliant, I'm putting that on the show!"
Ew, those actors did the worst love scene ever. It almost put me off heterosexuality forever, it was so boring.
Yeah. I'm still straight, though, don't worry.

14 hath gone too far

Aaaargh. My day really sucked. I got a 69% on the math test. Dude, 69%!!!!! Ugh, I was so mad. Then I get to band and we have to do like 5 freaking worksheets on counting that were really tedious, and I drew a picture of liberated hamsters.
I've been in a bad mood since last night. I finally just got really tired of how emotional my life has been lately and some of the stuff that's going on. I ended up getting really mad (what else is new), like shaking with anger mad, and bawling. I felt and still feel really awful and messed up and I don't want to play the victim, but this is not my fault and I hate everything that's happening.
Aaaaargh.
I got candy, though. William gave me a huge portion of his candy, which was way nice. Some bastard threw an egg at him. >:P That made me really mad. I like how like 20 years ago you could go trick-or-treating without your parents and be completely safe, but now there's retards throwing eggs and crap.
I don't want to offend any gay people, but honestly, the word "faggot" SOUNDS like a really bad insult. I hate what it means, but if I'm mad at somebody, I would probably call them a faggot because it embodies anger pretty well. Who even thought up the faggot = gay thing? That's so lame. In England, it means cigarette or a bundle of sticks.
French sucks big time. Bla bla bla, no one gets it, no one cares either, and all we're learning is "Racism is bad" and how that somehow relates to sex and autism. WTH? WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH FRENCH??? IF I WANT TO GO TO AFRICA WHEN I'M OLDER, I NEED TO SPEAK THE FREAKING LANGUAGE, NOT SPEW OUT SOME BULL ABOUT RACISM AND SEX!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaargh. Just AAAAAAAAARGH. HOLY CRAP!!! Yes, I realize that was a lot of whining, a lot of, "Awwww, I'm a fourteen year old white girl with big social problems," and, "Why can't anyone heeeeelp meeeee?" So, I guess I'm sorry, but I'm really tired of disappointments. I really thought this was supposed to be a good year.
14 SUCKS.

Fey...rhymes with gay...

I get really weird when people have weird interpretations of stuff. Like William thought the Cruciatus Curse twisted people's limbs unnaturally. ??? How would you even get that? Of all the descriptions of people that have had the Cruciatus Curse performed on that, I CANNOT see how you would come to that conclusion. Although I am the sort of person that's always insistent on being right. I suppose that would make me a good politician or something.
Yes, Pastor Matt, I can hear you laughing ironically in the background. Stop now.
HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2 IS AMAZING! Best song: "I Don't Dance". Only Time magazine interpreted the lyrics in a different way than I did. Ahem. "I'll show you how I swing." AAAAAAAAAAAH that's pretty funny. Uh oh...is this a rat pentagon I see??? Only there's the basic love square, minus Sharpay, only Chad has three possible love interests: Taylor, Troy, and now *gasp* RYAN???
Lol.
Twisted sense of humor.
I swear, Jason Cross is amazing. He says something about a motion picture. I've been imitating him all day. Surprisingly it calms the nerves. His voice isn't stellar, but it's good. And I love his rainbowy lil bandana thingy.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I finished "She's Out Of Control" and it was going good, AND WHY IS THIS CHARACTER JUST LIKE THE GROWN-UP ME?, but the ending was SO CHEESY. Apparently a movie was made out of this book. SO CHECKING IT OUT.
Stride gum really does last too long...

This has been said so many times...

This isn't supposed to be funny, but it REALLY, REALLY IS!
I was also trying to watch "Harry Potter American Idol" but my computer wouldn't load.
Yeah. I reread all my teen magazines. All four of them.
There's at least 6 pictures of Jason Dolley in each one, along with a poster of him. No, I have not put any of them up yet.
Need to put up FOB poster, tho.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Summer school was shweet, I got three chapters done in less than 2 hours. I would've done four, but it looked really long. Laaaame.
There was this one kid who's already finished the entire 24 chapters. YOU SUCK! And Mr. Thorsen was like, "You are working too fast." "Too fast?" "Yeah."
Whatever. Good for him. JEALOUS.
CRAP! Accidentally clicked another link when I was 1:15 through the movie and now I have to start over. Ooooh dear.
"Even how to score with hot babes..."
I watched some of the other Potter Puppet Pals and they weren't as funny. "You have fun sacks!"
And Bananaphone made me want to kill something.

"He's one of THOSE boys."

My mom made us go see this play in this forest theatre thing. It was "Robin Hood: The Legend Continues". It took place 20 years after the original, I guess, and Robin Hood returns, finds out he fathered a daughter THAT HE HATES (*gasp* TRAUMA!) and that there's a junior band of Merry Men, bla bla bla. It kind of sucked. And the girl who played Elizabeth (his daughter) couldn't sing and when they disguised her as a boy by cutting off all her hair, it looked way better than it had before, so at the end when it's all grown out again, I was like, "Ew, who is that? That's gross." And she falls for Will Scarlet, Jr., who likes her, but thinks she's a guy.
Which was weird. There was this whole song he sings where he's like, "Bla bla bla, I want to kiss him, but he's a boy, and tell him I love him, but I'm GAY!" And then they sleep together (literally, not figuratively). NOT AWKWARD.
OMGEEEEZ, Friar Tuck, Jr. was incredibly sexy. From far away he looked just like Garrett Hedlund. And he had a really good voice, like when he sang the part of the lead leper (don't ask).
Elizabeth/Robin kisses Will, who gets all freaked out, and faints. Hahaha, more gay moments! It got old pretty fast. But then he finds out she's a girl and they make out for like 5 minutes. It was like, "Wth?"
"I was cruel." "I was crafty." "I was pretty!"
Yeah.
Friar Tuck, Jr. is a senior, however. Kind of out of my league.
And against the law, but hey.
I'm kind of obsessed with Ne-Yo now and I've never even heard his music, but I was reading J-14 (hahahaha, I bought the new one) and out of all the celebrities he seems the most decent and down-to-earth. And his grandfather was part Chinese, which is probably why he looks the way he does, which is cool. He's got a nice smile.
At the same time I'm still a Garrett Hedlund freak. Orlando Bloom put it nicely: That all girls (I guess...) have this window that they attach somebody to for a month, and it's usually really attractive older men. Like him. Kind of. I like his hair short. And when he shaves.
Pirates is gross.
Yo ho yo ho.

More potatoes, and please pass the steak sauce

That's actually from an "Ugly Duckling" song. "Pass it On", if you want to know.
I basically spent the whole day at Island Lake at Tori's party. Ate way too much cake and candy. And only one burger. No hot dogs.
I think I broke Kyle's hand.
So it was kind of depressing at the end.
lalala.
I played PLAYMOBIL this morning. And I FINALLY removed the keychain part from the top of the fireman's head, so he is the "barely there" husband of the pediatrician. There's a lot of drama going on in my little village.
I can't think up names for people. I have PLENTY of names for the animals. People...not so much. The prince and princess are William and Harriet, though.
Though no one cares/picks up on the irony of that.
Or maybe it's not irony.
I dunno.
But the pediatrician is mad at her husband because he's "never there" and he doesn't bring home enough money, while some little farm chick is mad at her father's favoritism, but her family is too busy to notice because they recently had to sell their beloved goats.
YESSSSSSS I lurve Playmobil.
and some ranch family sold their (adorable!) horse to the fireman. And the jester guy (who is not gay, I've decided, and used to sell ponies) rebought the billy goat and let it graze in his next door neighbor's backyard, while the two goat kids have been sent off to fight in the war. Ironically I've created a war situation where most of the horses and the unicorn, along with the royal guard (bunch of loser french guys), the duke, and king sit on the horses and pretend to be off to war. It kind of reminds me of Iraq.
The willow spoof is kind of boring. There are some scenes where I can think up jokes...but there are some where it's like...I'll just type boring dialogue.
:P
Still haven't added to fanfic. It's a scary thing, that fanfic.

Not often that I slip up

IT'S JUST MY LUCK!
Finally putting this song on my ipod.
AND "I'll make a man out of you".
AND a lot of Disney songs, because my dad checked out like 8 disney jams cds from the library.
I have to take "This Ain't A Scene..." and "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs" off my ipod.
-_-
And it kind of had been awkward listening to it with my DAD in the car and stuff and I know I don't want to slip and start singing that, so I KIND OF agreed and it was a little bit of a relief.
BUT COME ON.
Because they never do any of this kind of thing to Nathan or William.
Both my parents willingly advocated a CD they KNEW had like 50 million F-words on it, because it was the "cleanest" of that artist.
And they let William sing Led Zepplin and stuff and BOTH of them KNOW what it means.
But I bring home Fall Out Boy and they're like, "Don't sing it, that's BAD."
I didn't even like "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs", but I did like "THis Ain't A Scene..." and if they're going to be all serious with me about my "music choices", they better do it to their other kids too.
Just because I'm a girl, probably.
And it's not like I've been totally rebellious about my music choices up until now. I've been all good at choosing good, clean bands, mostly Christian, but now I want to listen to music that isn't just MEDIOCRE!
Grr. It just ticks me off.
I had nursery again this week because William was sick. Olivia is leaving forever. I am sad. Brendan can tap his toe very well. Jada didn't cry this week. Jaylin threw a bunny at me. Matthew is as talkative as ever.
My mom gave me this Playmobil prince (wth??) for Easter, so i decided to colonize my Playmobils once more. I'd forgotten I had three white horses (gray, there's no such thing as white), and there's three of the French Guard or whatever, so that works well. But now I have two prince/kings, one princess, and two extra kids, and bigamy is SOOOO not cool. So I had to make one of them her brother???? But I still wanted the little kids to half brother and sister. DUnno why. Adds to drama. And then I had two guys left, same hair color and everything, and like three orphaned kids with the same hair color, and I didn't want MORE single dads (i had like three), so I was like, "Hm, should I make a gay couple, or should they be brothers?" BUt my mom freaked out when I said gay couple, so I just made them brothers. And the jester uncle is hitting on the pediatric nurse/single mom, so their family might grow, making them have two boys, a girl, and a unisex baby. Plus a cat. And a dog. I think I'll make the baby a girl. She looks like one. Then like every stupid kid has a flipping pony. And then I didn't know quite what to do with the unicorn, but the prince/king has lent his charger to the other prince/king and is riding the unicorn to war, a la Peter. From Chronicles of Narnia.
WHY AM I SUCH A NERD?
Oh well.
I officially cannot play guitar and jump at the same time. Not even an inflatable guitar.

Protestor in scales

Yeah. I joined track.
I officially have no free time.
Well, not true, I just wait it all listening to "Blood and Chocolate", which is SOOOO not worth it.
But I ran for the first time this week (soooo ironic) and I didn't go very fast, but it was hard, and I got a cramp and I cried. But everyone was nice about it, so it was cool.
I'M FINALLY WRITING MY STAR WARS FANFIC! Or I would be, if my dad would leave the keyboard ALONE. *glares at dad*
Sorry, it's just this is SERIOUS writing and if I get all dumb and like cheesy and come off as a romance-novel novelist, I don't want my parents to be reading it going, "Uh, interesting, you seriously want to go into Creative WRiting?" And I'm going to password it. But you can delete passworded stuff????? LAME! If anyone deletes this I'll KEEL them. I've only written one word: TELOS.
But I don't know how I'm going to create a post-Luke Communist situation on the planet.
Oooops.
I'm soooo excited though.
Don't want to go to track tomorrow, because I suck at EVERYTHING.
Don't want to miss it, though, because I have a dentist appointment and I don't want to miss anything important.
OMG, I FOUND THE COOLEST WEBSITE EVER!
Warning: Strong language sometimes used in parodies and such, if you really care about that kind of thing.
And this is the BEST eragon review I have ever READ.

Inheritance Sandwich

by Shinobaka

I got home late from work last night, and even though my stomach was growling, I really didn’t want to cook.

So I made myself a sandwich.

I started off with a couple slices of Tolkien brand bread. They were a bit stale, but I didn’t feel like opening a new package. Bread wouldn’t be enough to satisfy my hunger, I was sure, so I opened up the refrigerator. I was in luck, and there was still some of the Star Wars style roast beef I’d had for dinner four nights ago. I cut off a couple of thick chunks, and slapped ‘em on the bread, making sure to sprinkle on just a little originality salt. Not too much, though, as I didn’t want to ruin it, but I used a healthy helping of cliché pepper to add spice.

Still not satisfied with my creation, I poked my head in the fridge again, and came out with an open package of Pern cheese, from which I added a couple of crumbling slices. As I put the cheese back, I remembered the lettuce. I had two kinds—Earthsea and Belgariad—and wasn’t sure which to use, so I threw on a few wilting leaves of each.

Adding in a few more little things from the fridge, I declared my sandwich complete and bit into it. I ate the whole thing because I was hungry, but it was awfully bland. When I finished it, I was still hungry, so I made another. This time I used more salt, but somehow it all seemed to collect in a few specific spots, which I had to spit out, and in the end it was even blander than the first.

After that, I wasn’t hungry anymore, but now I was frustrated. The things I used had been delicious when I had first opened their packages and eaten them. Surely with such wonderful ingredients I could make a delicious sandwich! After all, I had already made two edible sandwiches: that made me a culinary genius.

I set to work on my third sandwich.

Is that not GENIUS?
I swear, I want to write my BOOK. STop toodling on the keyboard. Actually, I don't think you can tootle on the keyboard. OH WELL.
Watched "Thank God You're Here" on Monday, but my mom wouldn't let me watch the second episode, so I had to watch that taped on Tuesday.
The first episode was HILARIOUS. I forgot his name, but there was this really skinny funny guy who did an Egyptian tomb thing. "It's an ancient hockey puck." "Oh, professor, what's that smell?" "THat's my food poisoning." "Oh no, you've broken the oath of Ootapa! Look, a mummy! What should we do?" "I'M GOING TO BODYCHECK HIM!" BUt he didn't win. Bryan Cranston did because he frenched a bunch of guys. He was KINDA funny. But the gay content got SO OLD after the first seven eleven times.
The second episode was so NOT FUNNY. The guy from "Mad About YOu" was pretty funny. And Edie McClurg was hilarious...until she made an anti-war joke. It was like, "Booo, you lose." And she did. Mo'Nique won after her actually funny second half. Her gameshow hostess wasn't funny at all. Just dumb. And she was like, "That was so fun! Omg!" And it was like, yeah, but it wasn't fun-NY!
lalalala.
I WANT TO WRITE MY FANFIC! I HAVE A CHARACTER I'M TRYING NOT TO TURN INTO A WIMP WHILE NOT HAVING HER BE FEMINIST! THERE'S A SEEEEEXY EMO GUY WHO RESEMBLES KILEY FROM PEACH GIRL, ONLY WHITE! AND THERE'S A REALLY BUFF GUY AND A MECHANIC GUY AND I WANT TO WRITE IT BAD BAD! AAAAAAAH!
Ew, I read a WEIRD book today. It was something about "Alfred Kropp". It was pretty good, but then it got all into reincarnation and prophecies and it was like, "Snore" because it wasn't even fantasy. Sorta. But, because he was descended from Lancelot, he's supposedly able to come back to life and pull a sword out of his stomach from a stone. Um, sure. Wasn't gross, just...wth?

PUT HER IN A BLENDER!

Wow. Emily pretty much had the best party ever. We all played Mafia, followed a bogus menu, ate cake and mints, and had a rockin good time.
And I was wearing a DRESS. I love this dress, though. Makes me feel semi feminine.
RUMOR CONFIRMED: Everybody DOES think I'm a lesbian. Especially GUYS. So part of my day was spent sulking. Because I'm not WRONG, I'm not IMAGINING things, it's TRUE, all guys think I'm GAY, and will never be interested in me because of it.
OOooh, lookit.
I'm dating Joe from FallOut boy. I didn't even know there was a Joe.
I really could go for a coconut cream donut. But I'm soooo not hungry right now.
I'm so dehydrated. I forgot to put "Definitely Maybe" on my ipod. :(

Isn't it wonderful? I don't know if it will actually show up...
Ew, if it says Barak obama is a hottie, I will kill myself.
I actually have nothing against Barak. I just don't think he's hot OR sexy, he's anti-war, which is ANNOYING, and, unfortunately for Mr. Anderson, I am NOT a Barak advocate.
Aaaaaargh.
Hm, I have low Oscar knowledge. oh, the N, and their fun but stupid quizzes.
JOE FROM FALL OUT BOY!
Man, I got ONE question right. I suck. Oh well, it was about Oscars, something no one needs to know about. Now am I destined for stardom?
All Johnson did during practice today was make us do Around the World (I MADE A LAY UP) and talk (YESSSSS) and I got to leave early, so it was all goooood.
Yesh.
Results pending...
I'm destined for a QUIET sort of stardom??????
Well, yeah, I want to write a book, BUT A TV SHOW WOULD BE NICE!!!!! It's not like TV hosts have TALENT.
Okay, I REALLY have to see who's my presidential hottie soulmate.
Ew, weird: Stand underneath my window at midnight screaming my name, despondent.
AAAAAAAAGH!
RESULTS PENDING!!!!!!!!
Pleeeeeeeeeeease, nooooot an eeeeeemoooooo....
EWWWWWWWW!

That's horrible, I'm taking this again.