Truly evil people will FAKE A BABY'S DEATH!

I was watching "All My Children" today, although it was hard to concentrate because my mom was LAUGHING SO HARD.
Admittedly, it was pretty funny.
"They took Matthew...I mean, Trevor. And they faked the baby's death! But his mother will only get custody if she moves in with the crazy father! GASP!"
Fun fun fun.
No, I didn't go to school. School isn't even out yet.
I got out of the shower and smelled something iffy, and all of a sudden, there's this uncontrollable gag reflex. So I kind of passed out on the bed and my mom agreed there was nothing important I was going to miss at school today.
Although my history teacher would have pitched a fit.
He probably did. He'll probably yell at me all day tomorrow.
Whatever. He is SO full of it.
He made a big deal about how much he loves America, and then went on to describe the reasons he hates it.
Yeah, it made a lot of sense.
So that class sucks, but Chemistry ended up being awesome!
Mr. Daniel told us a story about aliens that shot three pieces of paper, which couldn't have just been litter. No, there was a message, which he revealed with ammonia or something.
Then he showed us his squirt bottle, AKA "No-Doze", and it had at least 50 tally marks of students he'd woken with it.
Ha. You're going DOWN, Emory.
Math looks all right. Mrs. Erickson is pretty chill about homework and whatnot. WE DON'T HAVE TO TURN IN NOTES. AND I have that class with a BUNCH of my friends.
Band's all right. We were playing pep today and I missed it. Maybe we'll play at the assembly tomorrow...
There's a cute girl in my history class who may or may not be a foreign exchange student. Hmmmm...
Women's Studies might be okay once we get started. But Innovative Fitness is hopelessly boring when you're forced to listen to lectures about excercising rather than actually doing it.
Argh. Now I'm addicted to Farkle, peppermints, and Milk Duds. I'm definitely going to like it when PE actually starts up. Ryan made fun of me for taking the class, though. He told me it was "shameful". Which it is. It's mostly girls...but there are 2 guys. They look scared, excited, and bored out of their minds.
Blah. It was the most boring day of school I've ever had.
Hopefully this year will get better...but there's football on Saturday! How could I forget!
But we have to sacrifice a virgin to our star quarterback. It's the only way to keep him happy.
Hopefully it won't be me. I'll be busy.

Real men have eunuchs dispose of their enemies.

I'M ADDICTED TO COMCAST!!!!
Seriously, it's fantastic.
Who knew we could load songs on iTunes in less than an hour?
Or watch Youtube videos without it pausing all the blessed time?
Or load games and web pages like THAT!?
Finally, we've entered the 21st century.
I'm free from the curse of dial-up forever.
AND I made the most perfect chocolate chip cookies EVER.
I didn't chill the dough or melt the butter, which helped.
Oh, and having all the ingredients.
I forgot to add eggs until AFTER adding about half the flour, but that seemed to help.
Oh, and I used parchment paper.
And then I waited until the pans were completely cool to add more cookies.
They turned out GREAT.
Like BETTER THAN MRS. FIELDS.
Who is a big fat liar, it turns out.
"Clue" is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.
Almost as funny as "One Night with the King"!
Amanda HATED IT and didn't want to watch it, but when we did she was laughing as hard as the rest of us.
Yet she still claims to hate it.
Communism! Homosexuals! Call girls! Murder! Blackmail! Intrigue! Multiple endings! Tim Curry!
HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE THIS MOVIE?
Ugh, if someone spells alternative ONE MORE TIME...
I'm not sure I liked "House of Leaves". I finally finished it, except for the stupid letters, which I WON'T READ. I'm done with that book for now. It's bad enough that it's hard to SLEEP.
But the monster turned out to be not a monster at all, but the house itself, which makes me feel a little better.
But then what was wrong with Zampano? And Johnny? They died of paranoia? WHAT WAS THE DEAL?
And it was so sad, the story about the baby, and Navy and Karen, even though that was supposed to be a "happy" ending. Sad stuff.
FLASH FLASH CAR CRASH. Ha. AFI.

What do you expect with dial-up?

My dad's freaking out. When you listen to itunes while you're online, the songs sometimes skip.
But whatever. It only does that when you're on the cpu and/or playing a CD while doing a billion other things.
But my dad is worried that the skipping means the songs themselves are flawed and will sound funny on his ipod.
He refuses to be pacified.
He's also worried that my brothers and I are having the Worst Summer Ever, because we're laying around the house doing nothing.
Or, in my case, spending ungodly amounts of time on Facebook and reading too much Meg Cabot (even though I dislike her strongly, I'm still rather addicted to Princess Diaries).
But no. We have to be doing Activities to be having any fun!
But then he worries that we don't like the activities.
So he's very stressed this summer.
He shouldn't be, though; we LIKE being lazy. That's the WHOLE POINT of summer!
I loved Stateside, it was great, and there was so much stuff to do, but now that it's over, even though I get a little bored with the light workload, I just want to relax.
And we had this weird conversation about the WEATHER of all things, where he freaked out because I'd heard something DIFFERENT from him.
It was so weird. He made it this big production, and it was like, "Dad, really, we watch different news channels. Who cares?"
I've learned a lot about him this summer, and I hope it's helping.
The black-bottom cupcakes don't have enough cream cheese!
Instead of being cream cheesy and delicious, they have a hidden pocket of cream cheese that's overpowered by devil's food!
WHAT WILL WE DO??
I would love it if my internet didn't have a heart attack every time I loaded a game of some sort.
I'm kicked offline 45% of the time because of this.
My dad is all, "Maybe at the end of the summer, we'll get high speed!"
Awesome! Seeing as we're years behind!
Oh my gosh, it's dead.

Listening to perverts sing

Thenardier tries to prostitute Cosette in the movie. Sooooooooo icky.
"Perhaps Monsieur would like her to play in his lap."
Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
I'm trying to figure out teenage boys and Facebook simultaneously.
It's proving rather difficult.
Facebook requires a better attention span.
My mustachioed friend is not-so-subtlely pushing for a "relationship".
He thinks I'm completely snowed, too, which is...sad.
There are other random incidents of miscommunication that are still weirding me out.
That, and the double standards about body hair between genders really bug me when I'm out of razors.
We washed the trailer yesterday and ate all of the church's ice cream.
But Kevin took the first one, so it's technically his fault.
And Pastor Mike took one.
We proceeded to eat half the box and many melted otter pops. Mmmmmmm...
CCU gave us a free CD, and it's...
...different.
Aaaaagh, I can't do it anymore.
I need some Les Miserables.
Or perhaps some Matt White.
Mmmmmm, poppy goodness.
I've been listening to Michelle Branch, too.
And Nathan's loving Extreme for their song "More than Words".
Have to admit, I like it, too.
For once I have nothing to say.

Cheesy e-mail forwards gone wrong

My dad's friends have been sending us a billion, like "For all who love dogs-hahaha" and "Kids explaining the Bible - too funny"!
But there was this one sent that made me cry.
And I felt stupid. But some of them were so sad.
Yesterday was a little bit sad for my grandpa.
Well, not a little bit.
His sister died, and he had to spend most of the day like it didn't bother him, being the host.
And he'd been expecting it.
But something like that would still ruin your day.
Or week.
It was a great picnic, though. Usually I hate the Fourth of July, but I actually enjoyed myself this year.
The ice cream took forever to make, but it was delicious, as usual.
The blackbottom cupcakes were delicious. Nathan tried to steal the one Grandma was saving. But he failed.
I ate an entire bar of Hershey's, but it was disappointing. Kind of dry. Disgusting.
There was some random guy I'm almost positive I'm not related to.
Funny how hormones work.
You see someone you like and decide to be on your "best behavior". From that moment on, you make a complete fool of yourself.
Other times, when you don't like anyone and you're just being yourself, you unknowingly attract someone else.
Weird. No one really wins.

Jelly Battle, ha ha ha

I'm a corporal! Take that!
I'm a sergeant!
But not a captain.
Well, now I am.
I guess I don't really get Pandemic at all.
It was really cute, the Sunday School classes came out and handed carnations to all the mothers for Mothers Day.
One of Mike's kids gave me a flower.
But I'm not a mother.
But that's okay.
Lol, the game Pandemic is completely awful, but sort of entertaining.

Wouldn't you like to know?

Sean Kingston. Stuck in my head.
Who knew scoop neck T-shirts were so hard to wear?
I obviously didn't.
Rather than feeling cute and trendy, I feel naked and slutty.
And it's plum, which doesn't look that great on me.
I'm really thinking about destroying my Madison Finn Sims (that was never going to go anywhere) and creating Rent Sims.
Because I can.
And I really want to make a weak-chinned Roger.
I've decided to buy "The Silver Cord" this month with my meager funds because I listened to it online and it sounds pretty cool, and so far it has very positive reviews.
Lol, I spent at least 4 hours reading stuff on Cracked.com and the articles on superheroes cracked me up.
Tie slept with me for about an hour this morning, barked at every little noise coming from outside, and was very annoyed when I decided to get dressed rather than immediately take her on a walk.
In other words, she's back to normal.

Excuse me for being right.

So I was right about the memory thing, just a little off on where it was LOCATED. But "Zoo Tycoon" won't run because there's not enough memory. Or something.
Getting "Color Me Beautiful" at the library made me glad I missed the 80's. Some of the chapters are pretty lame and have nothing to do with color. They mostly berated me for not wearing makeup, instructed me on how to properly apply makeup, and gave me shopping tips. Thanks. I'll never use any of this.
But Nathan surprised us all.
Instead of being a Spring or a Winter like the rest of our family, it turns out the eldest child is an Autumn?????
Yeah, sadly, my family finds this kind of thing FASCINATING. My mom and I were like, "NO WAY, YOU CAN WEAR LIME GREEN! What a lovely skin tone you have!"
Driver's Ed is too cool. Jeff makes me laugh SO HARD. He just says something deadpan and then makes implications. You'd have to be there, I guess. But he was talking about people waving one of their fingers around and we were all like, "Ha ha, road rage!"
Don't you hate it when something pops up on your computer when you're watching something funny and it won't MOVE!!! The volume adjuster pops up RIGHT in the MIDDLE of my screen whenever I'm watching a youtube movie or previewing an ecard and then it stays there for 10 SECONDS. It's SO ridiculous and annoying.
Argh, how to find the perfect e-card??

The FBI can't cover this up!!

Usually when a book is given a lot of media coverage or wins some prestigious award, people often try to cover up the voices of those who did not like said book.
Popular examples: "Eragon" and "Shades of Gray"
But I couldn't find one person who didn't like "Romiette and Julio".
Until I went on Amazon.
ALL of the reviews are 1 star!
SERIOUSLY!!
I never thought people would actually agree with me, but these people have the EXACT same problems with the book that I do. The hot sauce! The dialogue! The lack of subtlety! The "epic" teen romance!
I'm really enjoying reading these reviews right now.
And some of them are really mean! In a funny way!
My favorite is the one by Bob McBobberson.
But one of the reviews is rather confusing because she gave the book a one, but then went on her review to say she really enjoyed it and thought it was BETTER than the REAL "Romeo and Juliet".
Oh. No. You. Didn't. You have no idea how annoyed that makes me.
I know that Shakespeare is hard to understand, but when you actually TRY to understand what the characters are saying and/or use a translation while reading the play, you'll see that Shakespeare CAN write and DOES know what he's talking about. Argh. That's all I'm going to say.
Okay, so I'M stupid. I was on the 1-star review page. Ooooh. Most of the reviews are 5-star. :P

What have we become??

You Should Vote for John McCain

Where you and John McCain agree: Abortion - Health Care - Immigration - The War in Iraq Where you and John McCain disagree: Cuba - Education - Global Warming - Taxes

Who Should You Vote For?

No way. If John McCain is the candidate I agree with MOST, and we only agree half the time, what's the point?
I guess it's good I'm not 18.
I was reading about Rudy Giuliani today and he was kind of a jerk.
Oh yeah, and according to "Freakonomics", his stupid NYPD didn't do anything to lower crime rates.
Okay, I took the quiz again and did the opposite of what I DID agree with, and it said I should vote for Bob Barr.
Who is he?? And I only agreed with him for 3 out of 8 issues!!!
Fun, a musical survey.
Too bad my browser sucks.

Has anyone ever died of menstrual cramps??

Wow. A weird couple of days.
My mom saw this dog on Craigslist, and there's a definite possibility it might become ours!! It's coming over tomorrow.
I can officially never eat at Wendy's again.
Just go on their website and make a menu in "Nutrition".
I got a frog from Senora!!! So did Alexis, but she got the green one, not the purple one.
So band is kind of getting old. It's mostly because I'm making it so, but aargh. Frustrating. Just can't wait till next year.
I GOT TO HARVEST MOON CHAPTER 4!!
So my son is an artist teenager now.
Everyone has aged.
The main character is SOOOO OLD!
You go from a cherubic brown-haired angel to an old, wrinkly zombie.
So gross.
"Prince Caspian" AND a three-day weekend.
Complete with a Mrs. Sims-style Romeo and Juliet essay, explaining who was to blame in their deaths and why W. H. Auder was an idiot.
Fun.

I have 15 boys traits and 9 girl traits.

Ooooooooooh. Do you know how angry that makes me? Well, not too angry. Just a little depressed. It's not like I had much of choice. I was raised with and by boys, for crying out loud.
Except the girl statements on that quiz were WAAAAY stereotyped, and while that was true for the boys, their statements were FAR more accurate.
Except for the whole "Dogs are better than cats". Who came up with that? That's not boyish. That's a personality issue.
Could it be? Could it be? A cry for bass players??
Aargh, God, you gotta let me know.
Should I stay or should I go?
Heheheheheh.
Um.
Oh, HOW I want to answer that e-mail.
But I might have to talk to Dad. I don't want him to tell me I'm not "ready" or whatever.
Anyone can play bass.
Ooooooooooooooh.
Track was fun. Drew doesn't think I'm on drugs!!
Budget meetings are cool.
Squirrels don't eat pumpkin bread.
Hills are really awesome. I'm going to buy a billion hurdles and do "Over-Unders" till my legs fall off.
Day by day, day by day, oh dear Lord, three things I pray, 1 2 3, to...I'm not sure what he's saying there.
Dude, the project for Health is SO EASY. Sarah and I are almost done. Whoo, tranquilizers!

Oh, all the memories we had.

AAAAAAAH, I'LL GET MY MADISON FINNS (AND A PONY PALS BOOK) BY THE END OF THE WEEK!!!! Would've paid for expedited mail, but it doubled shipping FOR ONE ITEM. However, both Madison Finns were 1 CENT EACH!!! "The Lonely Pony" was a little more expensive ($.95).
I might've already mentioned this.
Wow, I haven't played Barbie Race&Ride in a while. The disc was BARELY working, and halfway through the obstacle course it froze, so I didn't continue.
My mom made me clean out my room, and I found those link bracelets that were popular in like, I don't know, 6TH GRADE! You know, the metal ones where each link had a different picture on it? How many of you have no idea what I'm talking about? Oh well. I messed around with those for like half an hour trying to make the perfect bracelet that I'm probably never ever going to wear again. End result: pretty fantastic.
"Beauty and the Geek" has already started!!! Aargh! No! Oh well, it's on tonight.
Dave and Jasmine. Whatever happened to them, I wonder.

And I thought I needed serious mental help....

O.o
I like how all I ever do now is read Harry Potter, look up Sims 2 videos, and blog.
When I'm not at school, anyways.
AAargh. I want to watch a Harry Potter karaoke party. REALLY BAD.
Hm.
Still trying to convince myself to grow a spine.
Math is pretty amazing.
And I'm pretty sure I passed the science test.
Apparently I'm a Romance Sim. That sort of depresses me.
I'm not sure if I should be worried or laughing....
Dododododododo.
Hey, tomorrow's Thursday.
Crap.

Stop getting up for the letdown.

HAHAHAHA I'm back. Finally. I tried to get online Saturday and it wouldn't work for a few days, but my dad fixed it.
:P "Snakecharm" sucked. Seriously, I was still on a high from reading "Hawksong", but it faded pretty fast. I mean, first of all, it's written in Zane's point of view. Danica has suddenly become all wimpy and annoying, and there's this whole thing with falcons and Rei and pregnancy. The ending was way too easy. Now the next book isn't even about Zane and Danica! It's about the stupid falcons. Raaaah.
:O MY MOM HASN'T EVEN READ "PRIDE AND PREJUDICE"!!! After all these years, the truth finally comes out.
"Pride and Prejudice" is very slow. Miss Bingley is way desperate.
Wth, Tyler, I still can't figure out the clue.
Mmm, cookies.
So the Sims are good. Amelie moved out and Nathalie had another baby, only she's becoming an elder in three days, so she'll be old and dying before the baby grows up, and she'll most likely be raised by her older brother and sister. Weird.
Must blog about unicorns, lol.
I love cheeseballs.
I hate boys.
But other than that.
I was going to post something on my top 10 favorite albums, but I guess later since I'm "doing homework". Lol.

Lauren, do me a favor...

AAAAAAAGH! If you saw that in your e-mail, would you freak out? BECAUSE I DID!!! Totally did not use an elipses correctly.
Oh, it turns out it's an e-mail from Tyler. But HOLY CRAP! I was like, "Wth, what kind of favor? AND WHO ARE YOU?" Sorry, but free money just doesn't fly in my family. Because...because.
I like your hair, tho, Tyler. You look very Gerard Way.
Who else has noticed I have a tendency to overreact?
Don't be afraid to raise those hands. My reaction will not be violent.
It's just that even if I find something that I'm allowed to be mad about, I always misjudge the situation and end up being wrong. AARGH! *hits head on desk* *Bam! Bam! Bam!* Humble pie, humble pie.... So I apologize to everybody because I am dumb. Too much drama for me, mama.
Aaaah, I did not just say it.
I think TV has reached a happy medium. Here we have the incredibly crappy shows ("Cavemen", "Private Practice", etc.), and then we have some perfectly enjoyable television, mainly "Beauty and the Geek" and "Pushing Daisies".
I didn't talk about it last week, but JOSH AND HOLLIE!!!!! Aaargh, they should NOT have been voted out.
I'm glad Will and Rebecca got kicked out, tho. Rebecca was annoying. BUT I MISS JOSH!!!
Joshua and Shay make me laugh. And Luke is pretty funny. But he looks just like my band teacher???? I don't know. He acts sort of like him, too. I wonder if they are semi-related.
"Pushing Daisies" is nothing less than amazing. It's funny, creative, and suspenseful. The monkeys were pure genius.
"What's this?"
"It's for steering emergencies," he lied.
"Great. That's just what I thought," she lied.
And then they hold hands. Awwwww....
Just want to apologize again. To everyone I know. Because the whole thing was riduckulous.

Refreshingness

I love Herd your Horses. Only the best board game ever. And I am the master at Corrals. I can get it down to one of each color family. Only sometimes I have to cheat when there's no more matches... Oooh, a diaganol! That counts...right?
I thought they were saying, "Corny Pony," in "The Nicest Kids in Town".
Do do do do I have a lot of homework. Well, not a lot. I only have to practice a half hour of piano, a lot less than I originally thought. I need to finish my last library book.
Yesterday's lunch was pretty fun. Dakota has a sense of humor! And then Amanda and I acted like weirdos and danced like old men. And everyone keeps video taping me singing "Ladies Choice". I do not want to end up on Youtube.
I feel like playing Miss Popularity. I've got nothing better to do.
I still feel like wearing black to a wedding.
Heh. I'm going to make a new playlist. Don't ask what about. But it involves "Big, Blonde, and Beautiful (Reprise)".

I lose at life

I'm sitting here in Amber's house wearing rubber shoes, listening to "Hairspray" soundtrack, and really hating this stupid keyboard, seeing as I'm missing like 88 keys per second.
"HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2" WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!
It was even better than the first one.
Only they promised that Jason Cross (really hot guy from basketball team) and Martha (loser hip hop girl) would get bigger roles, but they just got thrown in there and they're suddenly mainish characters.
I really don't hate: Zac Efron, Lucas Grabeel, Kelsey girl, or Corbin Bleu anymore. That movie seriously like...redeemed them in my eyes.
Zac's hair is amazing. It looks black once, then brown another time, than it looks kind of like his honey blonde highlights flashback haircut.
Gabriella wasn't as annoying, but her hair was really ugly.
I'm actually okay with the whole Jason and Kelsey thing. Jason gained weight and grew his hair out, but I think it makes him look hotter, compared to like scrawny basketball boy he used to be.
Chad + Troy = Forever.
Amber and I watched the movie at 4:00 in the morning and muted the part where Troy and Chad have their reunion and made it sound like a marriage proposal.
Troy: I just wanted to be cool with you, man. (or whatever he says) I love you, Chad.
Chad: I love you, Troy.
*embrace*
Troy: *turns to crowd of boys and Martha with arms around Chad* Guys...we're getting married.
Zeke: I'LL CATER!
Ryan: Who's the best man?
Troy: *stroking Chad suggestively* Chad, obviously...
Tres amusing.
Sharpay got really annoying. I mean, not like she wasn't REALLY annoying already, but when I considered trying out for the HSM, she would have been my first choice of roles, because she has great songs, a great range, and a flawed character. So dramatic. But in this movie she made loud squeaking noises like every five seconds. It made me really angry.
Only at the end, after trying to get Troy for like 2 hours, and finally giving up, he decides to sing with her even tho she's a heinous little trollop, and she's like, "I really wish you were doing this for me. You're a great guy, Troy." I just started crying, because I could so relate, and even though she's all selfish and stuff, Troy's being all nice to her, and she's like, "Aw, so cute and sensitive," BUT HE'LL NEVER LIKE HER!
I swear, it was tragic.
Also, Gabriella broke up with Troy like halfway through, and that was really sad, because Zac looks all helpless and he practically feels her up, which doesn't make her want to stay too much.
But in the beginning he gave her this necklace with a T-charm on it, and she gives it back to him when they break up, but when they get back together, she approaches him WEARING THE NECKLACE.
Necklace theory: Troy gave Chad the necklace to announce their engagement, but Chad couldn't hurt Gabriella, so he gave it back to her, and Troy had to settle for a girl instead of his froed lover.
Ryan was like way manly and not gay in this movie. Except for when he was doing yoga with his mom. But he actually acted like he liked girls. It was slightly attractive. And better than his chipmunk persona from first movie.
I don't know, I felt like a lot of "main" characters were shunted off to the side: Jason, Zeke (there's supposed to be an epic romance between him and Sharpay, but it seems like she's all, "Whatever, Troy will never love me," and SETTLES for Zeke. So lame.), Taylor (supposed to be an epic flirtation quest between her and Chad, but they're practically already dating. SHE'S 28 IN REAL LIFE! Kind of creepy), Kelsey, and everyone that wasn't Troy, Gabriella, Sharpay, or Ryan.
Hm hm hm. You gotta push it, push it, to the limit, limit.
My colon hates me. I ate way too much pizza, cupcakes, and coconut jellybeans.
Watching Potter Puppet Pals all through the night is way fun.
I only slept during "Monk" and "Psych" I was so tired, and that was at 6:00 AM. Amber's dad poked me in the head. I is dead.
Also, HSM 2 had way better music. Troy doing manly dance across golf course is like way hot.

Harry Potter Happenings

I'm rereading the Harry Potter series!
*fanfare*
Yeah. I'm on the third one right now. :( I keep seeing all this foreshadowing that I never saw before, obviously. And I hate reading it when I know which characters are going to die.
Tom: You got a smart owl there, Mr. Potter.
Lauren: *bursts into tears*
Yeah.
"Potions Class", the wonderous Youtube film, takes direct quotes from the first potions lesson in "The Sorceror's Stone".
Just not the part about hot babes. :(
Apparently high-wasted jeans are back in fashion. Ha. I had a pair before this news, but I feel so much more confident now that Fergie advocates my fashion choices.
Sadly, that's sort of true.
LIFE IS ALLLLL BUT SO SHORT, WE ARE YOOUUUUUUUNG, WE WANT MORE!
Ah yes, the silent songs of sadness song.
THAT'S a mouthful.
Wth, quizilla? "NARUTO! NARUTO! NARUTO! NARUTO!"
I was laughing at things that weren't so funny today. They were supposed to be sad.
For example, the death of a dog.
I was sad when I first heard the news, but the owner's reaction (my two year old cousin) was not sad.
Have you ever had a two-year-old contradict you? It's kind of funny.
I don't need air.
Sorry. Just singing.
Apparently "Thr3e" really sucks. In that case, I'm not wasting any more time on it.
My dad's already halfway through the 5th book. That's pretty huge. I don't know exactly when he started it, but when I left for camp he was still on the 4th one. He says he's going to finish it tonight. I hope he has enough tissues.

HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!!!!!!!!

I so can't wait for Harry Potter to come out. But even if I can convince my parents to give me a $20 allowance (cheap, I know, but from them this is a gift; my dad sounded pretty for it. Also better than $10 a month.)
I want to watch the third movie some time. Probably the best one.
Hermione: Harry? Harry? What's wrong, Harry? *removes invisible cloak*
Harry: *crying* He was their friend and he betrayed him. *yelling in case we didn't hear him the first time* HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah.
Can't wait. Eeeeee... And I know where to get it cheap. Nyaaaaaah...
My brother got a sweet new laptop. It's really fast and stuff and has all these games. Only, like a normal laptop, doesn't really have a mouse, so that's kind of annoying. Solitaire is a pain.
I still heart Fang.
There's also these weird games called "Purble Place" where you can either play memory (I have an A- memory. Weee...), make cakes (at first I was like, Wah, but it's dumb and boring. You have to make the same cake OVER and OVER and OVER until you make all the cakes.), or guess what the Purble's look like. That one's pretty easy. One time I was just messing around and I got 5 stars for getting them all right the first time. W00t.
Did he say evil decadence or emo decadence?
I think I like new Evanescence better than old Evanescence. The truth hurts.
I had a dream that I was at school listening to old Evanescence. That school was amazing. I wish I could go there, instead.
I'm listening to all my itunes by artist, so I'm on Disciple right now. Then the Disney Chorus (I have "Yo Ho! (A Pirate's Life For Me)" on there, but it's such a ripoff. It's instrumentals for the first 3 minutes and it's a 4 minute 44 second song. LAME.
Once I come up on Fall Out Boy, I'm screwed: all four albums and a bunch of singles. Waaaaah.
Ew, I've also got a lot of Falling Up on there. I like them better in concert. And I liked them a lot until I got "Crashings". Who knew.