So much coffee, so little time: Michael Phelps does NOT have an IQ of 127

You Are Coffee

You are highly ambitious and goal oriented. You feel like there isn't enough time in your day to get it all done. You are outgoing and creative. You love talking with people, thinking up crazy plans, and then acting immediately on them. When it comes to caffeine, you'd like a refill. You can almost always use an energy boost. Life is too short. You're going to get as much out of it as you can. You live for today.

Are You Coffee or Tea?

Wow. I'm VERY behind in schoolwork, and my hormones are going off the rails on a crazy train, but we won our last basketball game, so that's good news.
Seriously. Why are there suddenly so many good-looking guys at my school?
And everyone's hooking up all of a sudden.
Wait till spring!!!!
Shoot. The math project.
My science review.
The math worksheet.
Section 5-7: General Solutions.
JULIUS CAESAR!
I am SO behind and I failed at least two quizzes today.
Sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow it on down.
And take the Straight Road to Kyle.
Mmmmmmhmmmm, Kylie Minogue...
...is a tone-deaf loser.

I've been living a lie...THERE'S NOTHING INSIDE!!!

I've become obsessed with personalities and people in general!
It's completely fascinating. Others might not think so, but I do.
And there's a whole website dedicated to understand temperament, personality type, and your role in the workplace. It's AWESOME!
Yes. I was salivating over it in the computer lab today.
And though percentages have changed since the late 1960's, INFJ is the rarest personality and ISTJ is the most common.
I'll make a pie chart or something.
Seriously. This is way cool.
Stay tuned!
Crap, I have a research draft due tomorrow.
And I've done little to no research.
And there's math.
But no French.
For ONCE.
MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND THERE WERE PACKAGES IN THE MAIL THAT I WASN'T ALLOWED TO OPEN!!!!!
Do you know what that means?
PACKAGES!!!! PRESENTS!!!! PARCELS!!!
GIFTS!!!
I have an evil plan involving seduction and a low cut sweater.
Take that, Mr. Darcy.

Welcome to the 21st century!

My library just NOW decided that it would be a good idea to get an automatic check-out.
It's about time.
But the librarians always glare at you if you use those, like their way is so much better.
"Wouldn't you like to check out over here? No? Okay. Are you sure? Do you know how to use it?"
Well, it's pretty self-explanitory. There are directions right on the screen.
"Scan your library card. Scan each book. *gasp* You owe $3.50. DELINQUENT DELINQUENT DELINQUENT."
"What Happened to Lani Garver" wasn't that great. It's like the "Geography Club". You hear so much about it, but when you're done, you're left unsatisfied.
It's not a BAD book. Just not great.
We were told to write an essay about the First Olympics and Mr. Hurd allowed us to insert our opinions into it.
Heh heh heh.
A librarian called us all fat today. It wasn't very nice.
And she interrupted our conversation about werewolves and virginity.
Not like those two topics are related in any way....
HA I'm a werewolf. No wonder I hate "Twilight" so much.

You Are a Werewolf

You are moody and easily provoked. You are highly loyal and protective of those you love. While you can be intense at times, you are generally a laid back person. But if a fight comes your way, you will fight 'til the death if necessary. You seem normal to most people. No one understands how different you can be. It's like a switch flips for you sometimes - and then you're a completely different creature.

Are You a Vampire or a Werewolf?

We're having an assembly for Homecoming Court tomorrow and I'm sort of pumped. We have to dress nice, though. :P
Who needs trick-or-treaters? I can eat a whole bag of flavored Tootsie Rolls by myself.
How untrue all of that is.

What Your Cute Monster Says About You

You are a vibrant, vivacious person. When you live, you live as wildly and loudly as possible. You are very bold. You are willing to stand up and be a leader. Your inner demon is intensity. You have a tendency to let your passions take over. People think you're cute because you're fiery. When you get worked up, it's charming.

The Cute Monster Test

"Monk" is the coolest. Mmm, Troy. No, Stottlemeyer, she did it! She's a bad girlfriend!

No need to fear...German Kid is here!!

You're always waiting just in time to save me, I'm always useless, I'm not alone!!!
Hee, Stellar Kart.
Fridays. So relaxing.
And, for once, I have no homework!
Well, just a little bit, not an insurmountable amount.
Agh, all my friends are being weird. Well, not all, but some.
And it's weird in a good way.
Just...WEIRD.
Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain. We know she did.
She killed Heath Ledger, too.
AND River Phoenix!
Who's next? Brad Pitt?
"Oh well, he has 8 kids. It's not like he won't leave behind a legacy."
So when they locked us in the school because they were "looking for someone", we knew it was Courtney!!!
Lumpia is so delicious.
Apologize to Joe the Plumber, Barack! Apologize!
Soren is pretty hilarious.
It's a hat day.

Thai Kwan Dough

OMG, WE HAVE A DOG!!! Tie is SOOOO amazing and cute, and she fits right into our family. She especially loves my dad, and he pretends not to like her, but whatever. Right now she's watching TV with us. Well, with my family. I'm blogging and printing my Romeo and Juliet essay.
Okay, it sounds nerdy, but I went to "Disney's High School Musical On Tour" at the Paramount last night, and it was pretty sweet. The singers and actors were so much better than the mediocre teen stars we've come to know and love. Well, except for Kelsi, who was creepy, and Sharpay, who was overly annoying.
And Ryan, who actually had a brain and was fruitier than usual.
And the night wasn't perfect, as we took my 7-year-old cousin and she totally hated it and was complaining about our seats, so we moved, and the people behind us were drunk!! Yay!! So that sucked.
Yaaaaah, finished my essay.
I'm never going to the beach again.
"Hola! Excellente!"
"What does that mean?"
"It's Spanish!!"
"...."

I can feel you all around me

I heard that song on the radio the other day, and I sort of liked it, but for the most part it way got on my nerves.
Yay, wearing new jeans as well as shoes. You have no idea how GOOD it feels to be able to slip off my shoes whenever, instead of wearing stupid Converse that take forever to lace up. They're really comfortable, too. If I'd known that, I would've bought a pair a LONG time ago, instead of writing them off as "emo shoes" while I was secretly obsessed with them.
Mr. Henrichsen was at school today. He's not bad as a teacher, but I miss Mr. Campbell. I understood the text, though, which is new. I guess taking notes does help? I understood math, too. This is definitely a bad omen, but it was pretty fun. We had to figure out how some teacher in Alaska could do math tricks. Pretty shweet.
Pre-AP was pretty cool, because we didn't have to do any work, but we had to listen to a guest speaker, which was pretty unbearable. :P He was very confusing and I couldn't really see any point in his coming. First he was telling us that you need to stick with school, then he told us that school doesn't matter because you need to work hard, and working hard you can do anything, but THEN he said none of that mattered cuz life sucks. Um, WHAT???
They made Thursdays 5 minutes longer. That doesn't seem like a long time, but those were some pretty agonizing 5 minutes. I was all done with my science notes at 12:30, but thanks to the extra 5 minutes, I had to take even more. Curse you.
So science AND math homework, but it's easy, and someone found "Congo" for me. How nice. I'd been wanting to read it over break, but I guess I left it at school. All right then. I'm still on page 79, lol.

Bratz movie?????

Yeah, what??? I watched it last night. Sooo confusing. And weird. And ridiculous. Yeah.
I love how NOT stereotyped it was, though. I mean, the black girl was athletic, popular, and she could dance. White girl is super popular, Asian girl is really smart, and the Hispanic Jewish girl (don't actually know if this is true, but I do know I read something about her being also Jewish when the movie came out, though I can find no evidence of it now :P), since she seems to be representing two minorities, doesn't fit in anywhere. ???? Couldn't she hang out with the loners? It's really hard to believe that in the space of TWO YEARS she has absolutely no friends. And it's also hard to believe that she even remembers the name of a deaf guy she ran into in the halls two years ago.
"He does NOT like me. He never looks me in the eye or talks to me...." Yeah, maybe because you made fun of his disability.
Okay, and Dylan?? That kid is so not deaf. I mean, deaf people usually talk a little louder and it's sometimes hard to understand them. Dylan always talked really quiet and could speak perfectly clearly. I think I can understand the lipreading thing, though. I didn't know anyone could read lips that fast. That's so cool.
Aaargh, Yasmin just got on my nerves. She's really clingy and needy. I bet she didn't make friends because she was convinced her old friends would come running back.
More on Dylan: there were several times when he would react to someone like he'd HEARD them. Like, he's playing piano, and the music teacher starts clapping, and he looks up. I thought you couldn't HEAR.
Omg, it was really mean, but when Sasha and Cloe were fighting, Sasha was all, "You're just jealous because you don't have a dad OR a bank account!" :O That was really mean, but it was also a really good comeback. Like REALLY good.
Not understanding Jade. I mean, geeky clothes are pretty in right now. Those outfits would be considered really cute.
Sasha's parents???? Yeah, wth, they get BACK TOGETHER in the end?? And Sasha's always like, "Just talk to each other," but saying it all disrespectfully. If she ever said that to me, I'd slap her.
Ew, that Cameron guy? Meredith's boyfriend? What does Cloe see in him? Because he might like Cloe and all, and be a "nice guy", and yet he never breaks up with Meredith. He's always like, "Geez, Meredith, you're so cruel," and flirts with Cloe, but then by the next scene he's still with Meredith. HAVE YOU NO SPINE? BREAK UP WITH HER IF YOU HATE HER SO MUCH!! I bet it's because she's easy.
I love Meredith's dog. Soooo cute.
EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW YASMIN'S YOUNGER BROTHER!!! He grosses me out SOOOOOOO much. WHY WAS HE HITTING ON AN 11-YEAR-OLD GIRL?? Soo nasty. I forgot his name. It was probably like Javier or Fabio or something like that. And WHAAAAT, they don't end up together in the end??? What was the point of his being a creepy horny boy WITH AN 11-YEAR-OLD GIRL, if nothing happens???? I think my favorite part was when she walked away from him at the party and his eyes were full of anger/shock/pain.
I'm loving Jade's boyfriend. He was so adorable, except for the karate. "Jade, come check out this radical theorem."
I like how football players were played as stupid, and the only way they will understand math is if Jade substitutes field goals and touchdowns for x and y. "We could make a science experiment without the Bunsen burner. What do you say?" Yeah, that's a really hot pickup line. XP
OMG, someone said of this movie, "This is why the terrorists hate us." LOL!!!!
10 minute long song??? Lame. But I really want the soundtrack for Meredith's song. I love how Meredith was like the poor man's Sharpay. Such a blatant ripoff.
Yeah. It was dumb. In other words, I really loved it, lol.
Yay, I'm making a "2007" playlist showcasing all the crappy things that happened this year. Sure, there were some good things, but it didn't exactly start off too stellar. I'm trying to find a song about death, though, and the only one's I can find are "Zero" and "Hello". "Hello" is a about a little girl", and my dog didn't exactly commit suicide, like in "Zero".
Man, so much homework.

Stop getting up for the letdown.

HAHAHAHA I'm back. Finally. I tried to get online Saturday and it wouldn't work for a few days, but my dad fixed it.
:P "Snakecharm" sucked. Seriously, I was still on a high from reading "Hawksong", but it faded pretty fast. I mean, first of all, it's written in Zane's point of view. Danica has suddenly become all wimpy and annoying, and there's this whole thing with falcons and Rei and pregnancy. The ending was way too easy. Now the next book isn't even about Zane and Danica! It's about the stupid falcons. Raaaah.
:O MY MOM HASN'T EVEN READ "PRIDE AND PREJUDICE"!!! After all these years, the truth finally comes out.
"Pride and Prejudice" is very slow. Miss Bingley is way desperate.
Wth, Tyler, I still can't figure out the clue.
Mmm, cookies.
So the Sims are good. Amelie moved out and Nathalie had another baby, only she's becoming an elder in three days, so she'll be old and dying before the baby grows up, and she'll most likely be raised by her older brother and sister. Weird.
Must blog about unicorns, lol.
I love cheeseballs.
I hate boys.
But other than that.
I was going to post something on my top 10 favorite albums, but I guess later since I'm "doing homework". Lol.