Welcome to the 21st century!

My library just NOW decided that it would be a good idea to get an automatic check-out.
It's about time.
But the librarians always glare at you if you use those, like their way is so much better.
"Wouldn't you like to check out over here? No? Okay. Are you sure? Do you know how to use it?"
Well, it's pretty self-explanitory. There are directions right on the screen.
"Scan your library card. Scan each book. *gasp* You owe $3.50. DELINQUENT DELINQUENT DELINQUENT."
"What Happened to Lani Garver" wasn't that great. It's like the "Geography Club". You hear so much about it, but when you're done, you're left unsatisfied.
It's not a BAD book. Just not great.
We were told to write an essay about the First Olympics and Mr. Hurd allowed us to insert our opinions into it.
Heh heh heh.
A librarian called us all fat today. It wasn't very nice.
And she interrupted our conversation about werewolves and virginity.
Not like those two topics are related in any way....
HA I'm a werewolf. No wonder I hate "Twilight" so much.

You Are a Werewolf

You are moody and easily provoked. You are highly loyal and protective of those you love. While you can be intense at times, you are generally a laid back person. But if a fight comes your way, you will fight 'til the death if necessary. You seem normal to most people. No one understands how different you can be. It's like a switch flips for you sometimes - and then you're a completely different creature.

Are You a Vampire or a Werewolf?

We're having an assembly for Homecoming Court tomorrow and I'm sort of pumped. We have to dress nice, though. :P
Who needs trick-or-treaters? I can eat a whole bag of flavored Tootsie Rolls by myself.
How untrue all of that is.

What Your Cute Monster Says About You

You are a vibrant, vivacious person. When you live, you live as wildly and loudly as possible. You are very bold. You are willing to stand up and be a leader. Your inner demon is intensity. You have a tendency to let your passions take over. People think you're cute because you're fiery. When you get worked up, it's charming.

The Cute Monster Test

"Monk" is the coolest. Mmm, Troy. No, Stottlemeyer, she did it! She's a bad girlfriend!

Brooding vampires make me salivate

I HATE Stephenie Meyer.
Actually, I probably hate Bella more.
Nah, it's pretty even.
Seriously, it's impossible for me to feel any kind of sympathy for that girl.
And who could ever love Edward?
What a controlling jerk.
From what I learned about abusive relationships last year (and, trust me, we learned WAY more than we wanted to know), Edward's and Bella's is verging on one.
Personally, I like Jacob a lot better. He actually seems like a worthwhile person who (for some unknown reason) actually cares about Bella.
Edward is SUCH A JERK. Can't get over that.
He took all her stuff so she'd forget him.
He left her alone...but only because "he loved her so much".
And Stephenie Meyer was trying to show how "mature" and "wise" he was when he thanked Jacob for watching Bella, but then he wouldn't allow Bella to talk to Jacob.
And Jacob had been worried because he thought Edward was controlling her.
NEWSFLASH: he IS!
They're compared to Romeo and Juliet.
Hm, that's pretty accurate.
Those two were also horny, melodramatic teenage idiots.
Another thing that really bugs me: Stephenie Meyer is being called the next J. K. Rowling.
What a horrible, HORRIBLE thing to say.
J. K. Rowling wrote books that managed to make you care what would happen to the characters, and made it easy for both kids and adults to enjoy them.
Stephenie Meyer has written an average (actually, very sub-par) vampire novel for horny teenage girls that really enjoy necrophilia and bestiality for some reason.
That's not talent.

This is probably why I hate Stephenie Meyer....

You Are a Werewolf

You're unpredictable, moody, and downright freaky. You seem sweet and harmless, until you snap. Then you're a total monster. Very few people can predict if you're going to be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde. But for you, all your transformations seem perfectly natural. Your greatest power: Your ability to tap into nature Your greatest weakness: Lack of self control You play well with: Vampires

What Kind of Monster Are You?

Lol. I made a "Suggestive Dancing Music" playlist. Put a lot of Hairspray on there.
Um yes. No quests today.
But Tim and I asked why the floor doesn't go up if the ground is pushing so hard, and Mr. Campbell said something about net force. So we asked what would happen if we took out all the furniture. It was pretty fun. His next response was about gravity, and I was tempted to ask, "Then why don't stars fall from the sky?" I know the answer to that, though. Yeah. It's fun being dumb. For a while, I just stared at the weird gingery part of my hair. It's really pretty. But I got all the homework done AND understood it. BAM.
AAAAAAAARGH, that stupid "Princess Academy" book SUCKED. Mira was such a Mary Sue. And of course there's a whole relationship between Britta and Steffan, so Britta's a liar, but Mira of course cannot comprehend human emotion and is TOTALLY COOL WITH IT. Right. Wouldn't you be a little miffed that the girl you thought was your best friend has been lying about the deaths of her parents and stuff? How cool a name is that, though? Steffan. Reminded me of that kid in band last year. Except he was 18 and Britta was like 12???? 13???? 14???? The age difference seemed really huge, and when Steffan was described as a giant, I got really grossed out. It was like picturing Ryne Sanbourn with Abigail Breslin. AKA illegal???
I want a dog. Really bad.
ASB meeting. I suck at those. We should just not have them.
Wait, if I'm a werewolf, does this mean my theme song is "Of Wolf and Man"? That song's pretty cool. I guess I can live with that, but I also like...wait, can't say that song. It's a nice song, though. And I swear, it was written about me. If you listened to it, you would agree. But you can't listen to it. Just a heads up.
We finally moved on to chapter 2 in French. It's about school and everything is making sense. I love French.