Aww, isn't he precious?
Or he would've been were my computer not so STUPID.
I hate paint.
Won't let me copy and paste...
Saturday, March 31, 2007
CUTEST UNICORN EVER
Aww, isn't he precious?
Or he would've been were my computer not so STUPID.
I hate paint.
Won't let me copy and paste...
The only dry eye in the house
I guess romance movies just aren't my thing. I mean, I've only seen like 2. Maybe more, but I hate them. A lot.
Mr. Darcy just doesn't do anything for me.
I'm saying this because we watched "The Notebook" last night at like 12:00 A.M. That, besides "Pride and Prejudice" and "The Lake House", was the lamest romance I have ever seen.
Okay, it's about this woman with Alzheimer's who doesn't remember anybody, and this guy comes to the nursing home EVERYDAY to read a love story about two kids named Noah and Allie to her, and it turns out the ENTIRE movie is this GIANT flashback of the old guy and old chick, only the stupid lady doesn't remember it all, so she's like, "Gee, I wonder what the end is." I DIDN'T, however, because in the middle of the movie, the old guy's kids come and introduce themselves to the lady, and she's like, "Oh, nice to meet you," and when she's napping, they're all, "Dad, it's hopeless, Mom don't remember us, yo." I thought it was one of the dumbest scenes because it basically gave away the whole story and the whole ending.
OH, but the ending was SO PRICELESS. I swear, I was the ONLY PERSON not crying. I was actually on the verge of laughing because it was SO PREDICTABLE:
Noah (the old guy) finally gets Allie (the old chick) to remember, but then she reverts and has a panic attack, so he's all, "DANG IT!" and has a heart attack. When he comes back from the hospital, Allie remembers and asks him if their love can create miracles, and HE believes so, so they go to bed and in the morning they're both dead.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!
It was basically a huge waste of time.
But the sleepover was really fun last night, despite what I thought before. Only people kept spraying me with silly string and it got in my hair, then Nicole got Funny foam all over my shirt, and that stuff STAINS, so there's the off chance I'll never wear this shirt again.
I spent like half an hour working on lay ups. I love basketball now. I can't wait till next year. Hopefully I'll get first semester PE.
Coach Cline is in Mississippi right now. Maybe I'll buy her old school Stellar Kart when she gets back.
OH YEAH, at the awards ceremony, I GOT COACH'S AWARD! It came with a TROPHY! I seriously did not see it coming. It felt pretty cool.
Gross, I hate like 4 pieces of 4 layer chocolate cake last night.
And a lot of chips.
And a lot of MD.
And I only got like 2.5 hours of sleep before the parents so cruelly woke us up. It was torture. Then I walked home at like 6:15 A.M. when it was still kind of dark and it was raining and my sleeping bag had unrolled and I was SO tired. The 100 foot walk or so to my house took FOREVER. And I only knocked twice, but the door was locked and it was cold and I started crying, but then I got to go to bed and got 6 hours of sleep. Then I had a Hot Pocket and cake for brunch and played the dumb romance game (got some surprisingly good guys) and listened to the LOTR radio drama thing.
I love this game. What to do with $1000? On the off chance you might win a grand from, say, a sweepstakes in the near future, what would you be more inclined to do with it? Adopt a puppy from the animal shelter or throw a huge, catered party for your goldfish.
Definitely puppy.
Hahahaha, I am so addicted to Romance. It's probably the dumbest game this planet has ever seen, but it's so much more fun than reality. I mean, what guy in real life has a great family, knows everything about the history of the wheel, and has GREEN HAIR?
Yeah. NO ONE.
Mr. Darcy just doesn't do anything for me.
I'm saying this because we watched "The Notebook" last night at like 12:00 A.M. That, besides "Pride and Prejudice" and "The Lake House", was the lamest romance I have ever seen.
Okay, it's about this woman with Alzheimer's who doesn't remember anybody, and this guy comes to the nursing home EVERYDAY to read a love story about two kids named Noah and Allie to her, and it turns out the ENTIRE movie is this GIANT flashback of the old guy and old chick, only the stupid lady doesn't remember it all, so she's like, "Gee, I wonder what the end is." I DIDN'T, however, because in the middle of the movie, the old guy's kids come and introduce themselves to the lady, and she's like, "Oh, nice to meet you," and when she's napping, they're all, "Dad, it's hopeless, Mom don't remember us, yo." I thought it was one of the dumbest scenes because it basically gave away the whole story and the whole ending.
OH, but the ending was SO PRICELESS. I swear, I was the ONLY PERSON not crying. I was actually on the verge of laughing because it was SO PREDICTABLE:
Noah (the old guy) finally gets Allie (the old chick) to remember, but then she reverts and has a panic attack, so he's all, "DANG IT!" and has a heart attack. When he comes back from the hospital, Allie remembers and asks him if their love can create miracles, and HE believes so, so they go to bed and in the morning they're both dead.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!
It was basically a huge waste of time.
But the sleepover was really fun last night, despite what I thought before. Only people kept spraying me with silly string and it got in my hair, then Nicole got Funny foam all over my shirt, and that stuff STAINS, so there's the off chance I'll never wear this shirt again.
I spent like half an hour working on lay ups. I love basketball now. I can't wait till next year. Hopefully I'll get first semester PE.
Coach Cline is in Mississippi right now. Maybe I'll buy her old school Stellar Kart when she gets back.
OH YEAH, at the awards ceremony, I GOT COACH'S AWARD! It came with a TROPHY! I seriously did not see it coming. It felt pretty cool.
Gross, I hate like 4 pieces of 4 layer chocolate cake last night.
And a lot of chips.
And a lot of MD.
And I only got like 2.5 hours of sleep before the parents so cruelly woke us up. It was torture. Then I walked home at like 6:15 A.M. when it was still kind of dark and it was raining and my sleeping bag had unrolled and I was SO tired. The 100 foot walk or so to my house took FOREVER. And I only knocked twice, but the door was locked and it was cold and I started crying, but then I got to go to bed and got 6 hours of sleep. Then I had a Hot Pocket and cake for brunch and played the dumb romance game (got some surprisingly good guys) and listened to the LOTR radio drama thing.
I love this game. What to do with $1000? On the off chance you might win a grand from, say, a sweepstakes in the near future, what would you be more inclined to do with it? Adopt a puppy from the animal shelter or throw a huge, catered party for your goldfish.
Definitely puppy.
Hahahaha, I am so addicted to Romance. It's probably the dumbest game this planet has ever seen, but it's so much more fun than reality. I mean, what guy in real life has a great family, knows everything about the history of the wheel, and has GREEN HAIR?
Yeah. NO ONE.
Friday, March 30, 2007
CRACK FOR COWS!!!!!
OMG WE WATCHED THE COOLEST MOVIE IN SCIENCE TODAY! It was by some John Stosser guy? Not important. But the WHOLE entire thing was this huge vat of proof on what the Green party isn't telling us and why they're wrong about global warming.
Best. Class. Ever.
And I thought Mr. Anderson was a die-hard Green partyist, but he liked the movie? Wouldn't let me borrow it, though. :(
And the environmentalists protested in front of Starbucks. i mean, there was a preacher for mother earth, and a choir, and people were saying stuff like, "You know the growth hormone? It's like CRACK! CRACK FOR COWS!" Then they raised their signs and shouted, "CRACK FOR COWS! CRACK FOR COWS!" I wanted to dress up as a cow and run around during their protest. it would've been funny.
And these kids were all brainwashed about global warming and this one little boy was like, "If there's a lot of bad floods, we won't be able to breathe, and if we can't breathe, we'll probably go extinct." ??????????? WHAT? It didn't make any sense. DON'T TOUCH THE WATER, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BREATHE!!!! hahaha. But isn't extinction of man what they want, since man = bad?
Oh well. It was funny.
CRACK FOR COWS! CRACK FOR COWS!
Lalalalalala.
There's the lame basketball sleepover tonight. >:P I don't really want to go. Maybe because I'm in a bad mood, but I have a few friends on the team, and then there's the people I REALLY don't like, and I just don't know if it would be fun at all.
But Mom bought a $16 chocolate cake, so we're DEFINITEly going to the awards portion.
Excuuuuse me, I don't think so, I don't know what you're trying to tell me, but you just better check yourself. Unh unh, I don't get down like that. Oh know you didn't (yes I did).
I'm listening to KJ-52 for the first time in like 2 years?
he's so carazy good.
Why? Ain't no guy that cute.
SO TRUE.
It was funny, like last week or something, I was coming home from the library with my dad, and we saw a guy walking without a shirt. Well, he was wearing a [leather] jacket, but underneath he was shirtless, and my dad was all, "He's stupid. He's an idiot." But I wasn't complaining because that guy looked like Matt Dillon from "The Outsiders". Back before he turned ugly.
Ooh, y'all better check yourself.
Hehehehe.
My ipod has 300 songs. I've filled a quarter of my ipod up. :(
Ben and Jerry's: Vermonty Python = delicious.
They don't have the growth hormone. It MUST be good.
I love Spring Break.
SPRING BREAK WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!
Best. Class. Ever.
And I thought Mr. Anderson was a die-hard Green partyist, but he liked the movie? Wouldn't let me borrow it, though. :(
And the environmentalists protested in front of Starbucks. i mean, there was a preacher for mother earth, and a choir, and people were saying stuff like, "You know the growth hormone? It's like CRACK! CRACK FOR COWS!" Then they raised their signs and shouted, "CRACK FOR COWS! CRACK FOR COWS!" I wanted to dress up as a cow and run around during their protest. it would've been funny.
And these kids were all brainwashed about global warming and this one little boy was like, "If there's a lot of bad floods, we won't be able to breathe, and if we can't breathe, we'll probably go extinct." ??????????? WHAT? It didn't make any sense. DON'T TOUCH THE WATER, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BREATHE!!!! hahaha. But isn't extinction of man what they want, since man = bad?
Oh well. It was funny.
CRACK FOR COWS! CRACK FOR COWS!
Lalalalalala.
There's the lame basketball sleepover tonight. >:P I don't really want to go. Maybe because I'm in a bad mood, but I have a few friends on the team, and then there's the people I REALLY don't like, and I just don't know if it would be fun at all.
But Mom bought a $16 chocolate cake, so we're DEFINITEly going to the awards portion.
Excuuuuse me, I don't think so, I don't know what you're trying to tell me, but you just better check yourself. Unh unh, I don't get down like that. Oh know you didn't (yes I did).
I'm listening to KJ-52 for the first time in like 2 years?
he's so carazy good.
Why? Ain't no guy that cute.
SO TRUE.
It was funny, like last week or something, I was coming home from the library with my dad, and we saw a guy walking without a shirt. Well, he was wearing a [leather] jacket, but underneath he was shirtless, and my dad was all, "He's stupid. He's an idiot." But I wasn't complaining because that guy looked like Matt Dillon from "The Outsiders". Back before he turned ugly.
Ooh, y'all better check yourself.
Hehehehe.
My ipod has 300 songs. I've filled a quarter of my ipod up. :(
Ben and Jerry's: Vermonty Python = delicious.
They don't have the growth hormone. It MUST be good.
I love Spring Break.
SPRING BREAK WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Chick rocker
| You Are a Chick Rocker! |
 You're living proof that chicks can rock You're inspired by Joan Jett and the Donnas And when you rock, you rock hard (Plus, you get all the cute guy groupies you want!) |
I keep getting this result.
I want to be a punk rocker.
How unfortunate.
I played that stupid "Romance" game.
It sucks.
I had the perfect guy...and had to break up with him because he was in love with his car?
I miss Zach already...
Yes, his name was Zack. And i kept ending up with people with J names who were total sociopaths.
Just thought I'd tell you.
I need a getaway car
Kwaaaaaaaaaaaa.
I was thinking about Sailor Moon today. Tuxedo Mask is so lame. Hot, BUT LAME. I mean, what's with the roses? And the tuxedo? Noooooooo thank you.
I finally discovered the letters on my ipod headphones.
L...R...gotcha...
Lalalala.
Hm.
Uh.
Did I say anything about "Grease" on Sunday? Because Max and Laura won. Totally saw it coming. Okay, not true, I kind of thought Austin would win for a while, but when he didn't I was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy. I love Max. He's so adorable. As I've said many times.
I love school. I can now avoid the newsgame by sitting in the back and reading with Heather, Sarah, and Sam. We're like a little cult.
I had LEMONADE for lunch. Then I played with a tennis ball, which involved getting it lost on the basketball court, getting it back, throwing it, and ultimatly chasing after it.
I really want a dog.
I also really want some more pizza.
Oh, and coconut + condensed milk + chocolate.
AS IN A MOUNDS BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luke is running around grunting. Matlock is on in three minutes.
I was thinking about Sailor Moon today. Tuxedo Mask is so lame. Hot, BUT LAME. I mean, what's with the roses? And the tuxedo? Noooooooo thank you.
I finally discovered the letters on my ipod headphones.
L...R...gotcha...
Lalalala.
Hm.
Uh.
Did I say anything about "Grease" on Sunday? Because Max and Laura won. Totally saw it coming. Okay, not true, I kind of thought Austin would win for a while, but when he didn't I was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy. I love Max. He's so adorable. As I've said many times.
I love school. I can now avoid the newsgame by sitting in the back and reading with Heather, Sarah, and Sam. We're like a little cult.
I had LEMONADE for lunch. Then I played with a tennis ball, which involved getting it lost on the basketball court, getting it back, throwing it, and ultimatly chasing after it.
I really want a dog.
I also really want some more pizza.
Oh, and coconut + condensed milk + chocolate.
AS IN A MOUNDS BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luke is running around grunting. Matlock is on in three minutes.
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
NO ONE'S THEEEEEERRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY GOOODNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT, DOOOOOOOOON'T BEEEEEEE AFRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID, CAAAAAALLING ME, CALLING ME AS YOU FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE TO BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. ....ARE ALL MY THOUGHTS OF YOU. SWEET RAPTURED LIGHT, IT ENDS HERE TONIIIIIIIIGHT.
I love that song. *sniff*
I really hate Dashboard Confessional. Like really, REALLY hate them.
And they're not emo. They don't make me cry. They're just really sufficiently lame and I hate their dumb lyrics. YOUTH'S THE MOST UNFAITHFUL MISTRESS!
There's no way of knowing just where you are going, and i forgot the rest of the words.
Everybody put your hands up, uh huh.
Now here you are, with a few more friends and a nicer car.
THat's my favorite part of the whole song. No clue why.
School is interesting.
Very interesting.
I had to go to math help to turn in all my assignments, but the teacher wouldn't take them and ended up quizzing me on trajectory and stuff.
I'm bad at math.
IT DIDN'T USED TO BE THIS WAY!
*sniff* I feel like crying.
Lots of interesting books. Just not the Great Gatsby.
LAME. LAME LAME LAME.
I had to babysit last night. Kind of made me reconsider single mom idea. I couldn't take my kids to the bathroom. Well, I could take them, but diapers is a NO, and potty-training might end in disaster.
I had an aunt who used cloth diapers.
I don't know WHY.
I love caramels.
And Pop Tarts.
And Albertsons Chocolate chip cookies.
I love my ipod.
Oh boy, there might be a version of "ROTS" that isn't weirdly written. "This is how it feels to be Padme Amidala-Skywalker: dead." Uh...thanks.
Yeah.
I still like school.
We turned in our registration today. *GASP*
PLEEEEEEEEEASE LET ME GET FRENCH!!! AND BAND! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OTHERS, JUST GIVE ME FRENCH AND BAND!
Gotta get off.
I love that song. *sniff*
I really hate Dashboard Confessional. Like really, REALLY hate them.
And they're not emo. They don't make me cry. They're just really sufficiently lame and I hate their dumb lyrics. YOUTH'S THE MOST UNFAITHFUL MISTRESS!
There's no way of knowing just where you are going, and i forgot the rest of the words.
Everybody put your hands up, uh huh.
Now here you are, with a few more friends and a nicer car.
THat's my favorite part of the whole song. No clue why.
School is interesting.
Very interesting.
I had to go to math help to turn in all my assignments, but the teacher wouldn't take them and ended up quizzing me on trajectory and stuff.
I'm bad at math.
IT DIDN'T USED TO BE THIS WAY!
*sniff* I feel like crying.
Lots of interesting books. Just not the Great Gatsby.
LAME. LAME LAME LAME.
I had to babysit last night. Kind of made me reconsider single mom idea. I couldn't take my kids to the bathroom. Well, I could take them, but diapers is a NO, and potty-training might end in disaster.
I had an aunt who used cloth diapers.
I don't know WHY.
I love caramels.
And Pop Tarts.
And Albertsons Chocolate chip cookies.
I love my ipod.
Oh boy, there might be a version of "ROTS" that isn't weirdly written. "This is how it feels to be Padme Amidala-Skywalker: dead." Uh...thanks.
Yeah.
I still like school.
We turned in our registration today. *GASP*
PLEEEEEEEEEASE LET ME GET FRENCH!!! AND BAND! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OTHERS, JUST GIVE ME FRENCH AND BAND!
Gotta get off.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Ooooh, burn
We watched "Charly", based on the novel "Flowers for Algernon", today and yesterday. It was so lame. The book wasn't that good either, but this movie was weird.
Guy is mentally handicapped with an IQ of 70.
Guy gets operation that will supposedly make him smart like a mouse who has undergone said operation.
Guy beats mouse in race and his IQ skyrockets.
Guy's emotional needs grow and he starts hitting on his *engaged* teacher.
Guy starts stalking teacher.
GUy attempts to rape teacher.
After failed rape attempt, guy leaves to join a biker gang, score lots of girls, and take acid trips.
Guy returns to find teacher in apartment.
Guy runs around sleeping with teacher and making out with her in boats and on carousels.
Guy appears at scientific convention and reveals that his IQ will return to normal.
Mouse dies (it's totally fake).
Guy gets chased by creepy alter ego.
Guy returns to normal after refusing a marriage proposal from lovesick teacher.
It was pretty depressing. The marriage proposal scene was kind of funny.
Teacher: I want some coffee. *awkward silence* Marry me, Charlie.
Charlie: ....I'll get you a spoon....
Teacher: Marry me, Charlie. *silence* Fine then, don't marry me. *more silence* I'm just going to sit here until you tell me to leave. Then I'll just get up and leave.
Charlie: Leave. Please.
At least he was polite about it. But the whole class was like, "Did he just tell her to leave? Ooooooh, BURN!"
Then it ends with the teacher all staring at him forlornly while he plays on the playground with children and his newly reacquired 70 IQ.
OUCH.
We got "West Side Story" and some Copland tribute in band. They're both really hard. Which is new. For us, anyways. But when he passed it out, I was crying on the inside. ANd yelling on the outside, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
I finished "Misery". It was good, but I don't know if I so much like his happy endings. His stories are so gory and stuff...and then there's a happy ending. Just doesn't sit well. Or it's progressing happily...and he plods over to Emoville.
Hm. I'M GETTING THE LOTR RADIO DRAMATIZATION!!!!! YAY!!!! Aragorn has a funny voice. "My name is AAAAAAaaraaaaaaaaagoooooorn son of Aaaaaaraaaaathorrrrrn. Aaaaaaaaaaaxe, boooooooooow, and swoooooooooooord." Sam is amazing and very Samlike. Ian Holm is the voice of Frodo, which is funny.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that's so lame. I am so not adaptable. Elitist...my vocabulary needs work. I thought it was so good, but I'm not good at questions asking me what the heck a word means.
They might not do French next year. NO! NO NONONONO!!!!!!! AAAAAGH! I NEED FRENCH TO LIVE! If I don't do it at school, WHERE WILL I LEARN???/// I'm not waiting till I get to high school to take it. I'm taking it next year or nothing.
OUT FROM BONEVILLE. Bone is adorable. I love Bone.
Hmhmhm.
I ran out of Sudoku books. Or they're just really hard.
I love Fall Out Boy. It's true.
Kelsey was all, "Why do you like THEM?" Like it was a BAD thing.
I feel like biting something.
Those Milkway caramels are GOOD.
Beanpole, beanpole.
Guy is mentally handicapped with an IQ of 70.
Guy gets operation that will supposedly make him smart like a mouse who has undergone said operation.
Guy beats mouse in race and his IQ skyrockets.
Guy's emotional needs grow and he starts hitting on his *engaged* teacher.
Guy starts stalking teacher.
GUy attempts to rape teacher.
After failed rape attempt, guy leaves to join a biker gang, score lots of girls, and take acid trips.
Guy returns to find teacher in apartment.
Guy runs around sleeping with teacher and making out with her in boats and on carousels.
Guy appears at scientific convention and reveals that his IQ will return to normal.
Mouse dies (it's totally fake).
Guy gets chased by creepy alter ego.
Guy returns to normal after refusing a marriage proposal from lovesick teacher.
It was pretty depressing. The marriage proposal scene was kind of funny.
Teacher: I want some coffee. *awkward silence* Marry me, Charlie.
Charlie: ....I'll get you a spoon....
Teacher: Marry me, Charlie. *silence* Fine then, don't marry me. *more silence* I'm just going to sit here until you tell me to leave. Then I'll just get up and leave.
Charlie: Leave. Please.
At least he was polite about it. But the whole class was like, "Did he just tell her to leave? Ooooooh, BURN!"
Then it ends with the teacher all staring at him forlornly while he plays on the playground with children and his newly reacquired 70 IQ.
OUCH.
We got "West Side Story" and some Copland tribute in band. They're both really hard. Which is new. For us, anyways. But when he passed it out, I was crying on the inside. ANd yelling on the outside, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
I finished "Misery". It was good, but I don't know if I so much like his happy endings. His stories are so gory and stuff...and then there's a happy ending. Just doesn't sit well. Or it's progressing happily...and he plods over to Emoville.
Hm. I'M GETTING THE LOTR RADIO DRAMATIZATION!!!!! YAY!!!! Aragorn has a funny voice. "My name is AAAAAAaaraaaaaaaaagoooooorn son of Aaaaaaraaaaathorrrrrn. Aaaaaaaaaaaxe, boooooooooow, and swoooooooooooord." Sam is amazing and very Samlike. Ian Holm is the voice of Frodo, which is funny.
| What Lauren Means |
L is for Lovesick A is for Adaptable U is for Unreal R is for Revolutionary E is for Elitist N is for Nervy |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that's so lame. I am so not adaptable. Elitist...my vocabulary needs work. I thought it was so good, but I'm not good at questions asking me what the heck a word means.
They might not do French next year. NO! NO NONONONO!!!!!!! AAAAAGH! I NEED FRENCH TO LIVE! If I don't do it at school, WHERE WILL I LEARN???/// I'm not waiting till I get to high school to take it. I'm taking it next year or nothing.
OUT FROM BONEVILLE. Bone is adorable. I love Bone.
Hmhmhm.
I ran out of Sudoku books. Or they're just really hard.
I love Fall Out Boy. It's true.
Kelsey was all, "Why do you like THEM?" Like it was a BAD thing.
I feel like biting something.
Those Milkway caramels are GOOD.
Beanpole, beanpole.
Monday, March 26, 2007
PSOIDOS!!!!!!!!
I'm kind of indecisive right now. I have my pride and all, but everyone says being "humble" would be the best thing to do. But I'm human, I've acknowledged I'm a selfish jerk, and I don't want to change.
Things could get ugly.
Things are also getting ugly with my wonderful place of worship. I swear, some people have NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON! I mean, some people are totally oblivious to what's REALLY going on and have a false image of what's happening behind the scenes. Others are being totally anal and assume their way is the best most wonderful way when it's not. Yet others have not yet realized IT'S NOT FUNNY. And THEN we have the people still clinging to a reality that no longer exists and being all too exclusive in who they hang out with.
IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.
God and I are kind of not friends. But no one gets it.
So I'm basically screwed.
What does esoteric mean?
Because I think about that and pop culture?
YAY!
Would people stop assuming I'm going to hell for knowing my star sign?
I don't believe any of that (well right now I don't know exactly what I believe, but Capricorn ain't part of it), but it's something my kindergarden teacher taught me, so it's just random knowledge.
Me: Hahaha, "What's your sign"? That's funny. *picks up book to see if star signs have any merit, which they don't*
Priest: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADOOOOOOOOOOOON'TTOOOOOOOOOOOUCHIIIIIIIITTTTTT!
Me: Ooooooookay.
Did I mention contest ever? It was cool. We got a good score. And Mr. Faxon totally let us skip class to listen to our recordings and go over the score sheets. AND put away music. In score order. Zack foisted a whole piece on me and was all, "I love 8th graders." I hate freshmen.
I got the same result as last time. But it's a cool quiz. I liked the AMy Lee one best, tho.
Rocker chick. Whatever.
But it was cool.
I really want a dog. Bad bad BADLY. I haven't really gotten into "Marley and Me" yet. I read like three "Pearls Before Swine" books today. AMAZING COMIC! Stephan Pastis is a genius. I wish he had remembered his funniest joke. "Comet on the far side?" I think I'll start "The Great Gatsby". I think I was lied to about no e's in it. Nathan says I was. I know he kills himself, but I think it should be worth reading. "Misery" is actually creepy. Stephen King's best book so far.
Things could get ugly.
Things are also getting ugly with my wonderful place of worship. I swear, some people have NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON! I mean, some people are totally oblivious to what's REALLY going on and have a false image of what's happening behind the scenes. Others are being totally anal and assume their way is the best most wonderful way when it's not. Yet others have not yet realized IT'S NOT FUNNY. And THEN we have the people still clinging to a reality that no longer exists and being all too exclusive in who they hang out with.
IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.
God and I are kind of not friends. But no one gets it.
So I'm basically screwed.
What does esoteric mean?
Because I think about that and pop culture?
YAY!
Would people stop assuming I'm going to hell for knowing my star sign?
I don't believe any of that (well right now I don't know exactly what I believe, but Capricorn ain't part of it), but it's something my kindergarden teacher taught me, so it's just random knowledge.
Me: Hahaha, "What's your sign"? That's funny. *picks up book to see if star signs have any merit, which they don't*
Priest: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADOOOOOOOOOOOON'TTOOOOOOOOOOOUCHIIIIIIIITTTTTT!
Me: Ooooooookay.
Did I mention contest ever? It was cool. We got a good score. And Mr. Faxon totally let us skip class to listen to our recordings and go over the score sheets. AND put away music. In score order. Zack foisted a whole piece on me and was all, "I love 8th graders." I hate freshmen.
| The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic |
 Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski |
I got the same result as last time. But it's a cool quiz. I liked the AMy Lee one best, tho.
Rocker chick. Whatever.
But it was cool.
I really want a dog. Bad bad BADLY. I haven't really gotten into "Marley and Me" yet. I read like three "Pearls Before Swine" books today. AMAZING COMIC! Stephan Pastis is a genius. I wish he had remembered his funniest joke. "Comet on the far side?" I think I'll start "The Great Gatsby". I think I was lied to about no e's in it. Nathan says I was. I know he kills himself, but I think it should be worth reading. "Misery" is actually creepy. Stephen King's best book so far.
Saturday, March 24, 2007
This is creepy...
There must be something wrong with this.
I didn't think I was anything like Amy Lee...
YESSSSSSSSSSS!
| You Are Amy Lee! |
 Gothy, expressive, woman-in-pain Who looks good in a corset "When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears" |
I didn't think I was anything like Amy Lee...
YESSSSSSSSSSS!
Just tootling along
We had Band Contest today. He made us come to school at 6:50 AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was torture.
I mean, I had to wake up 15 minutes earlier than I usually do, and it was pitch black outside.
And I'm still wearing my dad's white shirt and WET black jeans (didn't wear a belt, so I kept stepping on them on the way home).
Lalalala.
So I guess my Saturday's pretty much open.
Darn.
We have like no food in the house.
I really feel like going to France.
I can't wait for next year.
But I'm semi worried I might not get the right classes. Like what if I have math at the same time as French and they kick me out again?
That would SUCK. I have like three alternate classes and I'm really hoping I don't have to fall back on any of them. like Advanced Choir? There is no way I'm going to sing in front of the scary choir teacher. OR get his signature for my registration packet.
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii didn't see you buuuuuuuuuuuuut God I want to yoooooooooou come alive and I think I've fallen harder than the first time, harder than the first time, oh yeaaaaah.
CAKE! I feel like a cake quiz.
I AM 20 YEARS OLD!
Oooooh boy, a CAKE quiz.
I really liked that guy we met at Contest. He was cool and really helpful. AND WE GOT A 1!!!!!! WOOOOOOO! WE RULE! Some kids were all, "We got a good score....A 5!" Which is really bad, by the way. And then Mr. Faxon was all going on about the number 5 like Jim Carrey and the number 23, and we were all, "OMG, WE GOT A 5? WE SUCK, WE SUCK!"
But we got 1'S!!!! 2 OF THEM!
"Hi Lachlan." "CAKE!"
I got chocolate cake last time...
NOW I'M AN ICE CREAM CAKE!!! YAY!
Yum, that looks like my emo cake.
It was torture.
I mean, I had to wake up 15 minutes earlier than I usually do, and it was pitch black outside.
And I'm still wearing my dad's white shirt and WET black jeans (didn't wear a belt, so I kept stepping on them on the way home).
Lalalala.
So I guess my Saturday's pretty much open.
Darn.
We have like no food in the house.
I really feel like going to France.
I can't wait for next year.
But I'm semi worried I might not get the right classes. Like what if I have math at the same time as French and they kick me out again?
That would SUCK. I have like three alternate classes and I'm really hoping I don't have to fall back on any of them. like Advanced Choir? There is no way I'm going to sing in front of the scary choir teacher. OR get his signature for my registration packet.
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii didn't see you buuuuuuuuuuuuut God I want to yoooooooooou come alive and I think I've fallen harder than the first time, harder than the first time, oh yeaaaaah.
CAKE! I feel like a cake quiz.
I AM 20 YEARS OLD!
Oooooh boy, a CAKE quiz.
I really liked that guy we met at Contest. He was cool and really helpful. AND WE GOT A 1!!!!!! WOOOOOOO! WE RULE! Some kids were all, "We got a good score....A 5!" Which is really bad, by the way. And then Mr. Faxon was all going on about the number 5 like Jim Carrey and the number 23, and we were all, "OMG, WE GOT A 5? WE SUCK, WE SUCK!"
But we got 1'S!!!! 2 OF THEM!
"Hi Lachlan." "CAKE!"
I got chocolate cake last time...
NOW I'M AN ICE CREAM CAKE!!! YAY!
| You Are an Ice Cream Cake |
 Surprising, unique, and high maintenance. You're one of a kind, and you don't want anyone to forget it. You're fun in small doses, but it's easy for people to overdose on you! |
Yum, that looks like my emo cake.
Friday, March 23, 2007
Pugly
I want a dog. I want a dog SOOOOOOOOOO BAD. I started reading "Marley and Me" and so far it's pretty good. I'm only on page 22, but it's good.
BUT I WANT A DOG!
It's only been 5 weeks, according to my mom, but it seems a lot longer. And if my dad still doesn't want one, I have a FAIRLY okay argument: I want a long break (from athletics) like he does from a dog, but I only get a three week break and then it's back on track. Literally, I'm doing track. Actually, that's kind of a sucky argument.
Dang.
I just WANT CANINE COMPANIONSHIP!
Like a pug. A pugly pug. *does pugly frown*
I think something died back by Luke's cage cuz it SMELLS BAD. Maybe he killed someone.
Or maybe it's that rat that was eating the food.
GROSS.
THere's going to be a rat festival in Kitsap?
I WANNA GO.
*drives down* WEeeeeeee, look at all the rats.
What Santa's reindeer am I?
CHECK OUT QUIZ OF THE WEEK!!! There was actually SEVERAL OTHER really good ones, I just can't remember them. Eh. I like this one.
YAY, RUDOLPH! I wanted to be Rudolph, though. OR TUNDRA!
Like in that Jan Brett book.
YAY JAN BRETT!
I had pizza last night. Mmmmmmmm, pizza. Extra large. 4 pizzas. Mucho delicious.
Only the fourth piece got cold and started tasting really gross, so I took away the crust and gave it to nothing.
It was kind of sad, really.
Gah. All because I don't have "true love".
Me and my cynical love views.... *shakes head*
I do have a good philosophy though, that isn't bitter and self hating and is only VERGING on feminist, but it's kind of sappy and lame.
I'm sappy and lame. How sad is that?
I just love pine trees.
Not. THey smell gross.
BUT I WANT A DOG!
It's only been 5 weeks, according to my mom, but it seems a lot longer. And if my dad still doesn't want one, I have a FAIRLY okay argument: I want a long break (from athletics) like he does from a dog, but I only get a three week break and then it's back on track. Literally, I'm doing track. Actually, that's kind of a sucky argument.
Dang.
I just WANT CANINE COMPANIONSHIP!
Like a pug. A pugly pug. *does pugly frown*
I think something died back by Luke's cage cuz it SMELLS BAD. Maybe he killed someone.
Or maybe it's that rat that was eating the food.
GROSS.
THere's going to be a rat festival in Kitsap?
I WANNA GO.
*drives down* WEeeeeeee, look at all the rats.
What Santa's reindeer am I?
CHECK OUT QUIZ OF THE WEEK!!! There was actually SEVERAL OTHER really good ones, I just can't remember them. Eh. I like this one.
| You Are Rudolph |
 Sweet and shy, you tend to be happiest when you're making someone else happy. Why You're Naughty: You sometimes stick that nose where it doesn't belong Why You're Nice: Christmas would be a sad affair without you! |
YAY, RUDOLPH! I wanted to be Rudolph, though. OR TUNDRA!
Like in that Jan Brett book.
YAY JAN BRETT!
I had pizza last night. Mmmmmmmm, pizza. Extra large. 4 pizzas. Mucho delicious.
Only the fourth piece got cold and started tasting really gross, so I took away the crust and gave it to nothing.
It was kind of sad, really.
Gah. All because I don't have "true love".
Me and my cynical love views.... *shakes head*
| For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you: |
 Twelve babies drumming Eleven candycanes a-sticking Ten ice skaters a-leaping Nine ladies singing Eight sheep a-milking Seven eggnogs a-intoxicating Six drunks a-drinking Five golden bowls of chicken noodle soup Four calling prank callers Three French tourists Two diamond pinky rings And a owl in a pine tree |
I do have a good philosophy though, that isn't bitter and self hating and is only VERGING on feminist, but it's kind of sappy and lame.
I'm sappy and lame. How sad is that?
I just love pine trees.
Not. THey smell gross.
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Which is sweeter, BLOOD OR CHOCOLATE? Toughie...
I STILL can't find "blood and Chocolate" at the library. According to Jordan, it's behind the desk now because EVERYONE wanted to read it.
Also according to Jordan, it's a disturbing book.
Thanks, Jordan.
But I kind of accidentally lied and said that I had it reserved. It wasn't like I was PLANNING on this and my life thrives on lying to Jordan. It was just one of those deals where you say something stupid and have to stick with it or else they'll know you're a lying liar.
So I can either tell him the truth, even though it's not that big a deal, lie and say I decided not to read it, or lie and say I finished it AFTER checking it out at the library. The CITY library, not the school one.
Our new security guard is psycho. He must be. He won't let you breathe in the halls unless you have a pass. So I have to hide from him.
I was giving some girl named Ashley her schoolbooks back during Office Assistant and he was like, "Where's your HALL PASS!!??" I didn't even bother that time. I just went, "I'm an office assistant." and wearily went back inside with my ripped backpack, which has been ruined, thanks to Tyler.
Tyler: You're welcome.
I totally beat Diner Dash last night. It was too easy.
But the end was lame.
SO I'VE STARTED UP AGAIN.
I need some new quizzes to take.
What's with all the dumb "Which guy would you fall for?" quizzes? I keep getting "the emo guy".
AAAAAAAAAAAAGH, I swear, it's a curse. If there's some goodlooking guy next year who's name is Matt, I'll probably kill myself. 2 years in a row, third times a charm. I bet he'll be a sevvie this time and I'll be all, "Um, psyche, you're hot AND your name is Matt (which is weird because I keep meeting hot emos of that name at this school), but you're TOO YOUNG FOR ME!" And I'm not allowed to date.
I was just thinking about it because registration is coming up and I'm SO PSYCHED for freshman year.
I was also thinking about how we have a 2-car garage and we don't even put the cars in it. Who does that anyways, that's what driveways are for. Even if I had a Mercedes, I wouldn't put my car in the garage. But that will never happen seeing as my dad thinks if he buys me a nice car, I'll get high and die in a car crash.
I mean, forget the fact that I've sworn off drugs, casual sex, sex of any kind, and excessive/underage drinking. BUt not alchohol. As I've said...once before, as soon as I hit 21, I'll go to SC and enjoy a beer with my grandpa.
Even though's he not allowed to drink either. Diabetes.
Also according to Jordan, it's a disturbing book.
Thanks, Jordan.
But I kind of accidentally lied and said that I had it reserved. It wasn't like I was PLANNING on this and my life thrives on lying to Jordan. It was just one of those deals where you say something stupid and have to stick with it or else they'll know you're a lying liar.
So I can either tell him the truth, even though it's not that big a deal, lie and say I decided not to read it, or lie and say I finished it AFTER checking it out at the library. The CITY library, not the school one.
Our new security guard is psycho. He must be. He won't let you breathe in the halls unless you have a pass. So I have to hide from him.
I was giving some girl named Ashley her schoolbooks back during Office Assistant and he was like, "Where's your HALL PASS!!??" I didn't even bother that time. I just went, "I'm an office assistant." and wearily went back inside with my ripped backpack, which has been ruined, thanks to Tyler.
Tyler: You're welcome.
I totally beat Diner Dash last night. It was too easy.
But the end was lame.
SO I'VE STARTED UP AGAIN.
I need some new quizzes to take.
What's with all the dumb "Which guy would you fall for?" quizzes? I keep getting "the emo guy".
AAAAAAAAAAAAGH, I swear, it's a curse. If there's some goodlooking guy next year who's name is Matt, I'll probably kill myself. 2 years in a row, third times a charm. I bet he'll be a sevvie this time and I'll be all, "Um, psyche, you're hot AND your name is Matt (which is weird because I keep meeting hot emos of that name at this school), but you're TOO YOUNG FOR ME!" And I'm not allowed to date.
I was just thinking about it because registration is coming up and I'm SO PSYCHED for freshman year.
I was also thinking about how we have a 2-car garage and we don't even put the cars in it. Who does that anyways, that's what driveways are for. Even if I had a Mercedes, I wouldn't put my car in the garage. But that will never happen seeing as my dad thinks if he buys me a nice car, I'll get high and die in a car crash.
I mean, forget the fact that I've sworn off drugs, casual sex, sex of any kind, and excessive/underage drinking. BUt not alchohol. As I've said...once before, as soon as I hit 21, I'll go to SC and enjoy a beer with my grandpa.
Even though's he not allowed to drink either. Diabetes.
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
It's part of the high school experience.
THEY CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!
Registration is next week and, instead of sacrificing PE for an ENTIRE YEAR, I get to take ANOTHER one of my amazing ninth grade classes during the summer for a price of $190 or so.
My mom wants me to take Health.
I want to take Washington State History because it is the dumbest, most boring class in school.
And I'd rather suffer during summer than have to suffer during school.
I'd much rather talk about sex and babies for an ENTIRE SEMESTER with an oblivious to oh-my-gosh-we-just-watched-an-"educational"-film-aka-porno-and-I'm-going-to-puke body language teacher.
I just want to be able to take French and band. WAAAAA.
I highly doubt Maria Carey and I have similar taste in music.
I have LOTS of math homework.
Let's see if this is at all accurate... 80%. Of course.... it's because I'm not wildly attracted to rich guys.
Lalala.
I wish I could join an RP.
Possibly Harry Potter...or Star Wars...or Lotr...or some random science fiction plot line someone has thought up.
Then I wouldn't be so bored.
Registration is next week and, instead of sacrificing PE for an ENTIRE YEAR, I get to take ANOTHER one of my amazing ninth grade classes during the summer for a price of $190 or so.
My mom wants me to take Health.
I want to take Washington State History because it is the dumbest, most boring class in school.
And I'd rather suffer during summer than have to suffer during school.
I'd much rather talk about sex and babies for an ENTIRE SEMESTER with an oblivious to oh-my-gosh-we-just-watched-an-"educational"-film-aka-porno-and-I'm-going-to-puke body language teacher.
I just want to be able to take French and band. WAAAAA.
I highly doubt Maria Carey and I have similar taste in music.
I have LOTS of math homework.
Let's see if this is at all accurate... 80%. Of course.... it's because I'm not wildly attracted to rich guys.
Lalala.
I wish I could join an RP.
Possibly Harry Potter...or Star Wars...or Lotr...or some random science fiction plot line someone has thought up.
Then I wouldn't be so bored.
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Medal of Honor
I'm really hoping this is the last day of the sickness, because the stuffy, runny nose, and coughing is REALLY GETTING TO ME.
But I feel better than I did this morning, which was TOTAL CRAP. I didn't want to eat my cornflakes, because I was going to puke them up, and then the gag reflex started up during my daily toothbrushing, but I got to school all tired and dehydrated and Mr. Anderson DIDN'T MAKE ME TAKE THE SCIENCE QUIZ!!!!! YAY FOR MR. ANDERSON!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY! It was pretty sweet. I even got to study extra hard in the library. I only got through 4 sections and there were 6 to do, so...oops.
But still. I deserve a Medal of Honor. Or the Girl of the Year award. Or at least a SONG written about me. Ahem. *glares at Trever McNevan*
Trever: *sigh*...STAND CLEAR, SHE'S THE GIRL OF THE YEAR AND I...forgot the words.
AAAAAAAAAGH! Do I have to learn everything myself?
I miss playing the drums. Still, it's not like I'm ever going to get to. So I don't know if I should just give up or try to get a drumset of some sort. There's always youth band. XP Hmmm, should I quit, do my own thing, or join an inconsistent worship band that plays lame music??
TOUGH DECISION.
Guitar looks tempting.
But every time I pick it up, I want to kill myself.
I'll never learn all those stupid frets.
So if I were to join a rock band, I'd have to be like manager or tee-shirt seller or something, seeing as I have like NOOO musical talent in that area.
Dang.
Stupid cheese! Excuse me...
Man, I hate having braces.
I really want another Hostess cupcake.
And a Snowball.
TWINKIES!!!!
They should make virtual Twinkies.
Hey, that's a Google search for you...
But I feel better than I did this morning, which was TOTAL CRAP. I didn't want to eat my cornflakes, because I was going to puke them up, and then the gag reflex started up during my daily toothbrushing, but I got to school all tired and dehydrated and Mr. Anderson DIDN'T MAKE ME TAKE THE SCIENCE QUIZ!!!!! YAY FOR MR. ANDERSON!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY! It was pretty sweet. I even got to study extra hard in the library. I only got through 4 sections and there were 6 to do, so...oops.
But still. I deserve a Medal of Honor. Or the Girl of the Year award. Or at least a SONG written about me. Ahem. *glares at Trever McNevan*
Trever: *sigh*...STAND CLEAR, SHE'S THE GIRL OF THE YEAR AND I...forgot the words.
AAAAAAAAAGH! Do I have to learn everything myself?
I miss playing the drums. Still, it's not like I'm ever going to get to. So I don't know if I should just give up or try to get a drumset of some sort. There's always youth band. XP Hmmm, should I quit, do my own thing, or join an inconsistent worship band that plays lame music??
TOUGH DECISION.
Guitar looks tempting.
But every time I pick it up, I want to kill myself.
I'll never learn all those stupid frets.
So if I were to join a rock band, I'd have to be like manager or tee-shirt seller or something, seeing as I have like NOOO musical talent in that area.
Dang.
Stupid cheese! Excuse me...
Man, I hate having braces.
I really want another Hostess cupcake.
And a Snowball.
TWINKIES!!!!
They should make virtual Twinkies.
Hey, that's a Google search for you...
Monday, March 19, 2007
FLUSHED AWAY
WHY IS NO ONE FREAKING OUT ABOUT LIAM?? HE WAS ONLY THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE!!!! And his voice was also lended to that of the prophet, etc, BUT OMG!!!!! AN EMO MOUSE!!!!!!!
Yeah. Nuff about that.
Yeah. Nuff about that.
Cough. Hack. Cough cough. Hack.
I watched "Grease: you're the one that I want" last night. MAX IS SO ADORABLE. If he doesn't win, I might commit suicide. DEREK GOT OUT! He was too John Stamos-y. I was all laughing, but then I was like, "Wait...AUSTIN'S STILL IN!" and Austin's really evil and everything. He has a really scary baritone voice and I don't find him attractive at all. And he's BLONDE.
But Max is adorable AND a good singer/actor.
Even though Laura and Ashley are both really good, Laura is better, but she and Max have no chemistry.
Like at all.
What happened to all the Harry Potter quizzes?
Sad.
Hahaha.
I shall now see if I can go on someone's Myspace profile without being blocked by INTEGRITY.
Integrity has to be working with the devil. I mean, I can't go on Youtube or any good game sites and their service is horrible.
BY THE WAY, I'm still SICK, so that's why I'm posting this as 9:30 in the morning. Someone ate all my St. Patrick's Day cake.
:(
Cady: Do you guys have any pink?
Janice: No.
Damien: I DO!
I was just reminded of that film.
Wow. How true: "You know you need a boyfriend when cartoon characters start to look amazingly hot."
Lalala. I still want to buy stuff off itunes, yo.
I sure wish I had a donut. Or some St. Patrick's Day cake.
Or cookie dough. Mmmmmmm...
But Max is adorable AND a good singer/actor.
Even though Laura and Ashley are both really good, Laura is better, but she and Max have no chemistry.
Like at all.
What happened to all the Harry Potter quizzes?
Sad.
Hahaha.
I shall now see if I can go on someone's Myspace profile without being blocked by INTEGRITY.
Integrity has to be working with the devil. I mean, I can't go on Youtube or any good game sites and their service is horrible.
BY THE WAY, I'm still SICK, so that's why I'm posting this as 9:30 in the morning. Someone ate all my St. Patrick's Day cake.
:(
Cady: Do you guys have any pink?
Janice: No.
Damien: I DO!
I was just reminded of that film.
Wow. How true: "You know you need a boyfriend when cartoon characters start to look amazingly hot."
Lalala. I still want to buy stuff off itunes, yo.
I sure wish I had a donut. Or some St. Patrick's Day cake.
Or cookie dough. Mmmmmmm...
Sunday, March 18, 2007
My hips don't lie
They don't, though. Why is our culture so obsessed with the curved white bones jutting out from your waist? I find them fascinating.
Except when I ram them into a wall or something.
Don't you hate it when people keep trying to give you information when you're trying to walk away? It's like, "Okay, i get it," and so you start to leave and they keep TALKING and then they get all offended when you're like, "Shut up." It's like they think you walking away means, "Give me more information or else I might shrivel up and die." Noooo, it actually means, "Gotcha, let me go try that, please shut the heck up, come on, what's your problem, DO YOU HAVE ON OFF SWITCH?"
Dang, I wanna buy some songs off itunes. But then Nathan all freaked out and he was like, "What, download? No, you can't download. It'll take forever." And I just wanted to know if I needed a credit card or not. But it's my family we're talking about. So I don't know if I'll ever get "Temperature" or "Hips don't lie" on my nano while we still have Integrity.
WHICH IS THE SUCKIEST INTERNET CONNECTION I HAVE EVER HAD.
Besides Earthlink. *gag*
Ebay, ebay.
I'll make like Ciena and go to ebay.
Haven't seen her in a while.
:(
Maaybe Dad and I will be able to go to Georgia this year cuz Nancy has tickets?
TIGHT.
But anyways. I think I shall search for Star Wars action figures (such as Queeeen Amidala) or old school FOB CDs.
Hmmhmmhmm I haaaaaate dial-up sooooooo muuuuuch.
Hahaha, I asked my parents for a cellphone and they went, "Maybe next year." Hahahaha.
-_-
Come on.
By the time I actually get one, no one will be using cellphones anymore.
They'll probably be using cellular devices that have been surgically placed in the pelvic region.
One day I'm going to get stranded in Seattle with NO MONEY at all and I won't be able to call for help unless some poor stranger takes pity on me BECAUSE I HAVE NO CELLPHONE.
And I'll probably be mugged. By a seagull.
I hate being sick. This cold is such a pain.
Except when I ram them into a wall or something.
Don't you hate it when people keep trying to give you information when you're trying to walk away? It's like, "Okay, i get it," and so you start to leave and they keep TALKING and then they get all offended when you're like, "Shut up." It's like they think you walking away means, "Give me more information or else I might shrivel up and die." Noooo, it actually means, "Gotcha, let me go try that, please shut the heck up, come on, what's your problem, DO YOU HAVE ON OFF SWITCH?"
Dang, I wanna buy some songs off itunes. But then Nathan all freaked out and he was like, "What, download? No, you can't download. It'll take forever." And I just wanted to know if I needed a credit card or not. But it's my family we're talking about. So I don't know if I'll ever get "Temperature" or "Hips don't lie" on my nano while we still have Integrity.
WHICH IS THE SUCKIEST INTERNET CONNECTION I HAVE EVER HAD.
Besides Earthlink. *gag*
Ebay, ebay.
I'll make like Ciena and go to ebay.
Haven't seen her in a while.
:(
Maaybe Dad and I will be able to go to Georgia this year cuz Nancy has tickets?
TIGHT.
But anyways. I think I shall search for Star Wars action figures (such as Queeeen Amidala) or old school FOB CDs.
Hmmhmmhmm I haaaaaate dial-up sooooooo muuuuuch.
Hahaha, I asked my parents for a cellphone and they went, "Maybe next year." Hahahaha.
-_-
Come on.
By the time I actually get one, no one will be using cellphones anymore.
They'll probably be using cellular devices that have been surgically placed in the pelvic region.
One day I'm going to get stranded in Seattle with NO MONEY at all and I won't be able to call for help unless some poor stranger takes pity on me BECAUSE I HAVE NO CELLPHONE.
And I'll probably be mugged. By a seagull.
I hate being sick. This cold is such a pain.
Saturday, March 17, 2007
St. Patty's Day loves Hannah Montana
It's St. Patrick's Day today. Yaaaay. Whoopie.
I got a new St. Patrick's day shirt that isn't green.
:(
It's white.
Dang, this is my favorite holiday, why couldn't I celebrate it at school?
I was sick yesterday, so I don't know if they did anything.
Hahahaha, as if.
I'm so sick of Hot Pockets, so tired of cheese, so tired of wishing my mom would by...peas? Dang, I lost my wonderful "So Sick" parody.
OMGEEZ I CRY TEARS OF EXTREME PAIN! I like Blogthings sooo much better than Quizilla. Seriously. What are those people thinking? "You will marry Harry Potter, eat five chickens, and cry tears of extreme pain after you find your favorite color is Gerard Way." Yeaaaaaah...
Ew, there's coconut in my gum and it's really bothering me. The gum part's all swollen and it hurts and I don't know why, even when I floss the heck out of it.
That's a stereotype. Not only am I NOT a tomboy, but I don't ALWAYS make the team. I didn't even make the basketball team.
Technically, I didn't...whatever.
That is one ugly prom dress.
Hmhmhm.
I watched "Hannah Montana" this morning (not on Disney channel, thanks to my cheap parents. Jk!). Dare I say it, I love that show. :( And Oliver is still pretty much amazing. Jackson is really short.
I also watched Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
Arwin had hair.
Hm.
All my NCAA dreams are going down the drain. All my favorite teams I think are going down the drain. Xavier lost to Ohio when they should've won, but that one loser missed the second free throw, so they were pretty much screwed.
I read "Phantom Menace" by Terry Brooks. Wasn't as bad/overdramatically funny as I expected. In fact, it was pretty good. Except for the fact that he used the same stupid adjectives a lot. Then again, so do I, so that's something we both need to work on. And he managed to do like three page long descriptions of Otoh Gunga when I can't even do one paragraph. I hate descriptions.
I miss the Zags. But I hate Pendergraft so much. Grrr. Die.
Anakin: I'm going to marry you.
Padme: HAHAHAHA oh you silly, silly boy.
Anakin: I mean it.
Padme: Ooooh...well, I don't know how this is going to work, seeing as you're just a little boy. [This coming from a 14-year-old. Very mature, Amidala.]
Anakin: I won't always be...
Padme: *really freaked out* Sorry, I need to go fight for the freedom of my people now!
Terry Brooks, you SLAY ME.
Eragon is coming out on DVD.
JOYOUS DAYS!
Lol, I should totally buy it. Or make Murtagh posters.
Maybe I should do a spoof of Eragon. That would make me feel fantastic.
I got a new St. Patrick's day shirt that isn't green.
:(
It's white.
Dang, this is my favorite holiday, why couldn't I celebrate it at school?
I was sick yesterday, so I don't know if they did anything.
Hahahaha, as if.
I'm so sick of Hot Pockets, so tired of cheese, so tired of wishing my mom would by...peas? Dang, I lost my wonderful "So Sick" parody.
OMGEEZ I CRY TEARS OF EXTREME PAIN! I like Blogthings sooo much better than Quizilla. Seriously. What are those people thinking? "You will marry Harry Potter, eat five chickens, and cry tears of extreme pain after you find your favorite color is Gerard Way." Yeaaaaaah...
Ew, there's coconut in my gum and it's really bothering me. The gum part's all swollen and it hurts and I don't know why, even when I floss the heck out of it.
That's a stereotype. Not only am I NOT a tomboy, but I don't ALWAYS make the team. I didn't even make the basketball team.
Technically, I didn't...whatever.
That is one ugly prom dress.
Hmhmhm.
I watched "Hannah Montana" this morning (not on Disney channel, thanks to my cheap parents. Jk!). Dare I say it, I love that show. :( And Oliver is still pretty much amazing. Jackson is really short.
I also watched Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
Arwin had hair.
Hm.
All my NCAA dreams are going down the drain. All my favorite teams I think are going down the drain. Xavier lost to Ohio when they should've won, but that one loser missed the second free throw, so they were pretty much screwed.
I read "Phantom Menace" by Terry Brooks. Wasn't as bad/overdramatically funny as I expected. In fact, it was pretty good. Except for the fact that he used the same stupid adjectives a lot. Then again, so do I, so that's something we both need to work on. And he managed to do like three page long descriptions of Otoh Gunga when I can't even do one paragraph. I hate descriptions.
I miss the Zags. But I hate Pendergraft so much. Grrr. Die.
Anakin: I'm going to marry you.
Padme: HAHAHAHA oh you silly, silly boy.
Anakin: I mean it.
Padme: Ooooh...well, I don't know how this is going to work, seeing as you're just a little boy. [This coming from a 14-year-old. Very mature, Amidala.]
Anakin: I won't always be...
Padme: *really freaked out* Sorry, I need to go fight for the freedom of my people now!
Terry Brooks, you SLAY ME.
Eragon is coming out on DVD.
JOYOUS DAYS!
Lol, I should totally buy it. Or make Murtagh posters.
Maybe I should do a spoof of Eragon. That would make me feel fantastic.
Friday, March 16, 2007
Also...
| You Are Coke |
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and...
| Caramel Frappuccino |
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Friday Quiz of the week
I'm now addicted to Blogthings and I'm going to keep taking amazing quizzes and post the best ones every week. Or every day. Your pick.
Wow, that was definitely not the one.
Androgynous...that's a funny word.
And it just made the book I'm reading make a heck of a lot more sense.
Still looking...
Maybe it involves cookies and donuts.
THat Ben and Jerry's one was lame.
Something about Dublin chocolate fudge...
AAAGH, that was lame. I'm a Peep because I never eat my food.
YEAH RIGHT.
Maybe a good ol redneck test.
I guess I'm a dumb American.
This HAS to be a good one.
Aaaaaand it wasn't. I don't want to learn Japanese. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?
Maybe here's a good one for greek myth nerds.
I don't know if I can take this much longer.
Two more and I'm done...
okay, 3 more...while listening to Evanescence.
Oooh, a political test.
I didn't exactly know what all the questions meant.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner...
Wow, that was definitely not the one.
Androgynous...that's a funny word.
And it just made the book I'm reading make a heck of a lot more sense.
Still looking...
Maybe it involves cookies and donuts.
THat Ben and Jerry's one was lame.
Something about Dublin chocolate fudge...
AAAGH, that was lame. I'm a Peep because I never eat my food.
YEAH RIGHT.
Maybe a good ol redneck test.
I guess I'm a dumb American.
This HAS to be a good one.
Aaaaaand it wasn't. I don't want to learn Japanese. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?
Maybe here's a good one for greek myth nerds.
I don't know if I can take this much longer.
Two more and I'm done...
okay, 3 more...while listening to Evanescence.
Oooh, a political test.
I didn't exactly know what all the questions meant.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner...
| Your Political Profile: |
| Overall: 65% Conservative, 35% Liberal |
| Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal |
| Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal |
| Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal |
| Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal |
| Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal |
March Madness, madness, basketball, and how life sucks in general
I'm in a weird kind of mood these days. Kind of desensitized. Bored a little. Kinda don't care I guess? My life kind of sounds like an Evanescence song. Or a Linkin Park song. Only without the angsty rap/rock background.
Basketball is finally over, THANK YOU GOD.
I mean, I love it. Coach Cline and Johnson taught me a hecka lot about basketball. And I like that I have more stamina and stuff now.
But with a team captain that blamed everybody else for her mistakes (I'm sure I'm just imagining it, but she did this the most to me) and a girl who had no idea what sarcasm was and bossed you around while she SUCKED out on the floor, it was like, God, please let me go hooooome.
And the 2 hour a day practice didn't help.
We got to go to Mcdonalds for our last away game on Tuesday. Two double cheeseburgers, fries, and a shamrock shake.
It's all gooooood.
I blew my money on a stupid computer game. I thought it was like Zoo Tycoon. It's Mall Tycoon and I've played it before, but this is the poor man's version of Mall Tycoon. Weird, creepy graphics, and stupid challenges that I can't seem to complete.
DANG. I should've gotten Mall of America Tycoon, by a different (probably better) company. Or that Africa game where you create your own ecosystem.
I got a cold yesterday. Aaaagh I feel so bad. Not so much anymore, so I'm pretty much lying.
Tired. And hungry. Dizmas screaming in my ears. I REALLY want a dog.
Dreamed I had a horse named Luke. Also dreamed I was IN the africa ecosystem game.
I swear, I'm pretty sure something is wrong with this year. Because the Zags AND Duke AND Wright lost last night, so I only have like 2 teams to root for during March Madness.
And I didn't get sick...pretty much at all last year.
American Idol's so lame this year. It's already top 12 and I don't even care.
No good shows are on.
I want 2006 back.
I am Peppermint Patty.
Oh, that's just wrong.
"What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?": You are the very gay Peppermint Patty! Softball was the big tipoff here. As well as a "best friend" who loves to call her "sir".
Not right.
Now that I have a life again (cough cough) I will be able to start up my book again. I basically deleted all 30 pages of my rough draft because I didn't like where it was going and the main character was going all whiny and crap. So now I can start afresh.
Soap? Maybe... Probably not... nah.
HOW CAN THEY NOT HAVE BONE AT THE LIBRARY? AAAAH! AAAH! AAAAAAAH!
Basketball is finally over, THANK YOU GOD.
I mean, I love it. Coach Cline and Johnson taught me a hecka lot about basketball. And I like that I have more stamina and stuff now.
But with a team captain that blamed everybody else for her mistakes (I'm sure I'm just imagining it, but she did this the most to me) and a girl who had no idea what sarcasm was and bossed you around while she SUCKED out on the floor, it was like, God, please let me go hooooome.
And the 2 hour a day practice didn't help.
We got to go to Mcdonalds for our last away game on Tuesday. Two double cheeseburgers, fries, and a shamrock shake.
It's all gooooood.
I blew my money on a stupid computer game. I thought it was like Zoo Tycoon. It's Mall Tycoon and I've played it before, but this is the poor man's version of Mall Tycoon. Weird, creepy graphics, and stupid challenges that I can't seem to complete.
DANG. I should've gotten Mall of America Tycoon, by a different (probably better) company. Or that Africa game where you create your own ecosystem.
I got a cold yesterday. Aaaagh I feel so bad. Not so much anymore, so I'm pretty much lying.
Tired. And hungry. Dizmas screaming in my ears. I REALLY want a dog.
Dreamed I had a horse named Luke. Also dreamed I was IN the africa ecosystem game.
I swear, I'm pretty sure something is wrong with this year. Because the Zags AND Duke AND Wright lost last night, so I only have like 2 teams to root for during March Madness.
And I didn't get sick...pretty much at all last year.
American Idol's so lame this year. It's already top 12 and I don't even care.
No good shows are on.
I want 2006 back.
I am Peppermint Patty.
Oh, that's just wrong.
"What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?": You are the very gay Peppermint Patty! Softball was the big tipoff here. As well as a "best friend" who loves to call her "sir".
Not right.
Now that I have a life again (cough cough) I will be able to start up my book again. I basically deleted all 30 pages of my rough draft because I didn't like where it was going and the main character was going all whiny and crap. So now I can start afresh.
Soap? Maybe... Probably not... nah.
HOW CAN THEY NOT HAVE BONE AT THE LIBRARY? AAAAH! AAAH! AAAAAAAH!
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
Money...yes. Cars...NOOOO.
I swear, I switch moods more than Britney switches boyfriends. Emo, normal, emo, normal, emo, normal, crazy, emo.
Just sitting here...at my grandma's...trying to see if I can watch videos on Youtube. Although she just showed me her new internet problem, so I don't think it will work. Graaaaagh.
Dodoledodoledo.
I did watch "Call me when you're sober" on Friday night. Shocker, Friday night, I actually had somewhere to go. :O But it wasn't that good. Just really weird. And Amy Lee floated up to the ceiling. And the guy in it WASN'T THAT HOT. All I've heard is that there's some carazy hot guy in that video and he looked like Hugh Jackman. Not a bad thing, I just don't get heart palpitations thinking about Wolverine.
*sigh*
"Bring me to Life" was kind of weird. 12 Stones lead singer was in it? And while she's dangling off the side of a building, 12 Stones man has ALMOST pulled her up, then he let's go.
RANDOM.
I had nursery today at church. GRAAAH those little kids are funny. I only had two this time, but Matthew was making the horses fly and slipping with his slippery feet. He's so adorable. And then Jada kept telling me stuff, and I wouldn't understand at first, so I'd be like, "Oooh, really?" "Yeaaaaaah." And she'd say yeaaaah to pretty much anything unless you were offering her an Elmo ball or a freaky looking caterpillar or the oppurtunity to leave the table. She's only 1.5 and her favorite color is blue. Awwww, how precious.
Michael Scott: There. THat's a good name. Littlekidlover.
AAAAAAAAGH, Michael, I feel so BAD around you.
Not FOR you. AROUND you.
I actually like these rubber bands now. THe tighter the better.
Unless I really REALLY wanna eat brownies and I can't because I can't open my mouth.
I swear, I switch moods more than Britney switches boyfriends. Emo, normal, emo, normal, emo, normal, crazy, emo.
Just sitting here...at my grandma's...trying to see if I can watch videos on Youtube. Although she just showed me her new internet problem, so I don't think it will work. Graaaaagh.
Dodoledodoledo.
I did watch "Call me when you're sober" on Friday night. Shocker, Friday night, I actually had somewhere to go. :O But it wasn't that good. Just really weird. And Amy Lee floated up to the ceiling. And the guy in it WASN'T THAT HOT. All I've heard is that there's some carazy hot guy in that video and he looked like Hugh Jackman. Not a bad thing, I just don't get heart palpitations thinking about Wolverine.
*sigh*
"Bring me to Life" was kind of weird. 12 Stones lead singer was in it? And while she's dangling off the side of a building, 12 Stones man has ALMOST pulled her up, then he let's go.
RANDOM.
I had nursery today at church. GRAAAH those little kids are funny. I only had two this time, but Matthew was making the horses fly and slipping with his slippery feet. He's so adorable. And then Jada kept telling me stuff, and I wouldn't understand at first, so I'd be like, "Oooh, really?" "Yeaaaaaah." And she'd say yeaaaah to pretty much anything unless you were offering her an Elmo ball or a freaky looking caterpillar or the oppurtunity to leave the table. She's only 1.5 and her favorite color is blue. Awwww, how precious.
Michael Scott: There. THat's a good name. Littlekidlover.
AAAAAAAAGH, Michael, I feel so BAD around you.
Not FOR you. AROUND you.
I actually like these rubber bands now. THe tighter the better.
Unless I really REALLY wanna eat brownies and I can't because I can't open my mouth.
Thursday, March 08, 2007
,
There is something wrong with the number 14. I swear, it's even more cursed than the number 23. Because life was all good until I turned 14, and now it SUCKS.
WHY?????? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU?
CAN I HAVE AT LEAST ONE EMO GUY OR A TEACHER THAT ACTUALLY GETS ME AND DOESN'T ASSUME I'M A FREAKING MORON?
I think this is becoming a pattern. Every four days or something some stupid emotional trauma strikes.
*shock* LIKE AT MY CHURCH.
Oooooooh, burn, that was mean, I should be nicer...
NOT.
I don't know, maybe it was the orthodontist both tightening my braces AND making me wear stupid rubber bands that make my mouth feel like a war zone: bloody and painful.
Then there was that STUPID basketball game.
And that's mostly why I'm so mad.
My coach didn't play me. At all. Ever. The whole game.
BECAUSE I'M NOT A PART OF THIS STUPID TEAM.
I mean, I'm not exactly NEEDED on the team. I'm obviously not GOOD enough because I didn't MAKE the team in the first place! Two girls had to QUIT before I was even CONSIDERED.
So I'm basically just an 11th wheel.
Oooooooh boy. Hooooow fun.
And it's not like I was annoyed enough already. I'm failing science...AAAAND math...AAAAAAND band.
WHY?????? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU?
CAN I HAVE AT LEAST ONE EMO GUY OR A TEACHER THAT ACTUALLY GETS ME AND DOESN'T ASSUME I'M A FREAKING MORON?
I think this is becoming a pattern. Every four days or something some stupid emotional trauma strikes.
*shock* LIKE AT MY CHURCH.
Oooooooh, burn, that was mean, I should be nicer...
NOT.
I don't know, maybe it was the orthodontist both tightening my braces AND making me wear stupid rubber bands that make my mouth feel like a war zone: bloody and painful.
Then there was that STUPID basketball game.
And that's mostly why I'm so mad.
My coach didn't play me. At all. Ever. The whole game.
BECAUSE I'M NOT A PART OF THIS STUPID TEAM.
I mean, I'm not exactly NEEDED on the team. I'm obviously not GOOD enough because I didn't MAKE the team in the first place! Two girls had to QUIT before I was even CONSIDERED.
So I'm basically just an 11th wheel.
Oooooooh boy. Hooooow fun.
And it's not like I was annoyed enough already. I'm failing science...AAAAND math...AAAAAAND band.
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
All cougars should be shot
Played our biggest rival today.
And lost our biggest loss ever.
DANG IT.
I really HATE that school. The refs sucked and the cheerleaders annoyed the expletive out of me. Not even kidding. If I were in a REALLY BAD MOOD, they would be the first to go. And our team just was kind of out of it, like we didn't really want to win. It was pretty humiliating losing to them.
But I totally threw an elbow at this one girl who almost broke my nose. Oooops. Suck it up, it's called DEFENSE, nose-breaker.
I'm no longer failing science. I'm only getting a C, but we're good. And my math teacher is freaking out because I'm getting a C. NOT MY FAULT. Maybe it's because you wouldn't let me turn in my freaking work. And she thinks I'm getting a bad grade because I READ a lot in class. NOT TRUE. I'm getting a GOOD GRADE, I get what's going on, and she acts like it's horrible and that I've done it so many times. Like ONCE. I hate her, because she's an inflexible LIAR.
Grrrr.
A lot of the guys I find attractive are similar looking?
I see a trend...
I mean, Teddy Geiger? AND Garrett Hedlund. They don't look THAT much alike, but there's the dark hair/blue eyes combo going on.
And they're both dead sexy...
My keyboard is rattling and it's really annoying.
Oy. It's stopped.
And lost our biggest loss ever.
DANG IT.
I really HATE that school. The refs sucked and the cheerleaders annoyed the expletive out of me. Not even kidding. If I were in a REALLY BAD MOOD, they would be the first to go. And our team just was kind of out of it, like we didn't really want to win. It was pretty humiliating losing to them.
But I totally threw an elbow at this one girl who almost broke my nose. Oooops. Suck it up, it's called DEFENSE, nose-breaker.
I'm no longer failing science. I'm only getting a C, but we're good. And my math teacher is freaking out because I'm getting a C. NOT MY FAULT. Maybe it's because you wouldn't let me turn in my freaking work. And she thinks I'm getting a bad grade because I READ a lot in class. NOT TRUE. I'm getting a GOOD GRADE, I get what's going on, and she acts like it's horrible and that I've done it so many times. Like ONCE. I hate her, because she's an inflexible LIAR.
Grrrr.
A lot of the guys I find attractive are similar looking?
I see a trend...
I mean, Teddy Geiger? AND Garrett Hedlund. They don't look THAT much alike, but there's the dark hair/blue eyes combo going on.
And they're both dead sexy...
My keyboard is rattling and it's really annoying.
Oy. It's stopped.
Sunday, March 04, 2007
No, I don't actually know what that means
My mom said it was okay for non-Catholic Christians to cross themselves, because they believe in Jesus and the Holy Trinity. Which is cool. But then again, I don't actually know what crossing yourself stands for EXACTLY.
Interesting...
Bobby Michaels was at our church today. He. Is. So. Cool. He's a musicianary (music missionary? Yeah, that was kind of easy to figure out). I kind of really feel called to do what he's doing. First stop: AFRICA. Uganda, I think, South Africa, don't exactly know where. And maybe Cuba, if I can get in. My mom thinks I feel for AFrica like she does for Japan.
She doesn't like Joe Trohman. How's that for a non-sequiter?
Not that good... I'm working on it.
Might possibly start writing my soap again? I don't know, I'm bored. If I ever have time, I'll write a little.
Lalala. I need to play trombone.
ANDY HURLEY IS STRAIGHT EDGE!
Weird...
Interesting...
Bobby Michaels was at our church today. He. Is. So. Cool. He's a musicianary (music missionary? Yeah, that was kind of easy to figure out). I kind of really feel called to do what he's doing. First stop: AFRICA. Uganda, I think, South Africa, don't exactly know where. And maybe Cuba, if I can get in. My mom thinks I feel for AFrica like she does for Japan.
She doesn't like Joe Trohman. How's that for a non-sequiter?
Not that good... I'm working on it.
Might possibly start writing my soap again? I don't know, I'm bored. If I ever have time, I'll write a little.
Lalala. I need to play trombone.
ANDY HURLEY IS STRAIGHT EDGE!
Weird...
Saturday, March 03, 2007
Phish Food
I BOUGHT BEN AND JERRY'S I BOUGHT BEN AND JERRY'S I BOUGHT BEN AND JERRY'S I BOUGHT BEN AND JERRY'S!
What flavor?
PHISH FOOD! Chocolate ice cream with gooey marshmallow, carmel swirl, and fudge fish.
Their description, not mine.
MWAHAHA.
But I was in the car with my dad, after grocery shopping for two hours, and it was all melting, and fudge isn't the best thing to eat when you're driving in a car. Actually, I can't eat ANYTHING when I'm driving or on a boat or train or something. That's the only time I get car/seasick.
Dangit, I'm getting low grades in math and science. Some moron got my notebook wet, so ALL the stupid assignments got ruined, and I don't know if he graded them or not. I'm thinking not. And math because the stupid teacher is TOTALLY inflexible. She won't let you turn anything in late, even if you were absent, she makes you go to stupid math help and turn it in, then sit there for like 5 hours. hello. I have a life/basketball practice, besides, wouldn't it be EASIER for me just to GIVE it to you then to make me go to your stupid after school class when i don't need HELP? Actually, sometimes I do, but not if I FINISHED the assignment. Even if I did need help, you wouldn't GIVE it to me, that's why I don't ask any questions in math.
I hate her.
I really want a new CD.
Was playing Evanescence on my trombone. "Hello" is a hard song to play. Couldn't play anything good like "Dance, Dance" or "Girl of the Year" because they're not on my cpu and I didn't want to recharge my ipod because whenever I put my ipod on random, I get all anal and have to finish EVERY SONG before I recharge it. Which is hard, because there are 281 songs on it, and I don't even have all my music on there.
I owe $6 at the library. -_-
GASP maybe the library has more PHANTOM STALLION!!!! Haven't read one of those in the library. I'm restarting "Jedi Apprentice". I'm such a nerd. LAME, I asked them to order Winnie the Horse Gentler because I was like, "Wth, I need a new series," and I've only ever read the 1st one???? But they only ordered the first 3, skipped 4 and 5, and then ordered 6 and 7. WHY CAN'T YOU ORDER THE WHOLE SERIES LIKE A NORMAL FREAK?
I need to reread...
LOTR.
Harry Potter.
Jedi Apprentice.
And all the Star Wars movie novels. Even though I've only read one. Two. No, three.
But not that stupid one "Revenge of the Sith" by that idiot who kept being all, "This is how it feels to be Anakin Skywalker. Lalalala I'm ugly, I feel like cutting myself, NO PADME! And the world turned black..." It wasn't even funny dumb, just REALLY sucky writing.
I remember reading it last summer, and Marcia was all, "THAT GIRL IS A WRITER!" and I felt bad since I haven't written anything, not even a short story, in like 3 years???? I suck.
My family is in the Dark Ages technology wise.
Yes, we have a new cpu. And a TV. And cellphones.
But cable would be nice.
DOWN WITH DIAL UP!
BURN DOWN THE BARBER SHOPS!
NO MORE MEATSHAKE!
What flavor?
PHISH FOOD! Chocolate ice cream with gooey marshmallow, carmel swirl, and fudge fish.
Their description, not mine.
MWAHAHA.
But I was in the car with my dad, after grocery shopping for two hours, and it was all melting, and fudge isn't the best thing to eat when you're driving in a car. Actually, I can't eat ANYTHING when I'm driving or on a boat or train or something. That's the only time I get car/seasick.
Dangit, I'm getting low grades in math and science. Some moron got my notebook wet, so ALL the stupid assignments got ruined, and I don't know if he graded them or not. I'm thinking not. And math because the stupid teacher is TOTALLY inflexible. She won't let you turn anything in late, even if you were absent, she makes you go to stupid math help and turn it in, then sit there for like 5 hours. hello. I have a life/basketball practice, besides, wouldn't it be EASIER for me just to GIVE it to you then to make me go to your stupid after school class when i don't need HELP? Actually, sometimes I do, but not if I FINISHED the assignment. Even if I did need help, you wouldn't GIVE it to me, that's why I don't ask any questions in math.
I hate her.
I really want a new CD.
Was playing Evanescence on my trombone. "Hello" is a hard song to play. Couldn't play anything good like "Dance, Dance" or "Girl of the Year" because they're not on my cpu and I didn't want to recharge my ipod because whenever I put my ipod on random, I get all anal and have to finish EVERY SONG before I recharge it. Which is hard, because there are 281 songs on it, and I don't even have all my music on there.
I owe $6 at the library. -_-
GASP maybe the library has more PHANTOM STALLION!!!! Haven't read one of those in the library. I'm restarting "Jedi Apprentice". I'm such a nerd. LAME, I asked them to order Winnie the Horse Gentler because I was like, "Wth, I need a new series," and I've only ever read the 1st one???? But they only ordered the first 3, skipped 4 and 5, and then ordered 6 and 7. WHY CAN'T YOU ORDER THE WHOLE SERIES LIKE A NORMAL FREAK?
I need to reread...
LOTR.
Harry Potter.
Jedi Apprentice.
And all the Star Wars movie novels. Even though I've only read one. Two. No, three.
But not that stupid one "Revenge of the Sith" by that idiot who kept being all, "This is how it feels to be Anakin Skywalker. Lalalala I'm ugly, I feel like cutting myself, NO PADME! And the world turned black..." It wasn't even funny dumb, just REALLY sucky writing.
I remember reading it last summer, and Marcia was all, "THAT GIRL IS A WRITER!" and I felt bad since I haven't written anything, not even a short story, in like 3 years???? I suck.
My family is in the Dark Ages technology wise.
Yes, we have a new cpu. And a TV. And cellphones.
But cable would be nice.
DOWN WITH DIAL UP!
BURN DOWN THE BARBER SHOPS!
NO MORE MEATSHAKE!
Friday, March 02, 2007
"Why 'Emo', Lauren? Why 'Emo'?"
I'll TEEEEEEEEELLL you why.
Actually, I won't. Yeeeeet, I guess.
Dude, I love my new sweatshirt. It's kind of big and piratey, but it's SOOOOOO comfortable. Navy blue hoodie with Lady Falcos on it.
Guess what's on the back?
That's right.
"Emo", sucka.
I had like 8 people be all, "Ew, why would you put EMO???" IT'S A COOL WORD, woman.
Pep assembly rocked. Basketball got announced. I love being egotistical. Sevvies won, though. Tiler and I were like, "How come we used to be sevvies and now we hate them?" Then we realized, "We always used to be like, 'Why do the 8th graders hate us?' Now we know."
Whatever. We had the best practice ever today. First we surprised Johnson with cake and donuts, then did Around the World, 3 point competition, Bump, free throws, and dribble competition.
I LOVED IT.
My clothes smell SO BAD, tho.
Myyyyy bad.
Oooooooh joyousness.
Movie night tonight.
I could maybe dance if I really tried.
Naaaaaah, I don't think so.
30 Seconds to Mars guy isn't hot. Ew.
Actually, I won't. Yeeeeet, I guess.
Dude, I love my new sweatshirt. It's kind of big and piratey, but it's SOOOOOO comfortable. Navy blue hoodie with Lady Falcos on it.
Guess what's on the back?
That's right.
"Emo", sucka.
I had like 8 people be all, "Ew, why would you put EMO???" IT'S A COOL WORD, woman.
Pep assembly rocked. Basketball got announced. I love being egotistical. Sevvies won, though. Tiler and I were like, "How come we used to be sevvies and now we hate them?" Then we realized, "We always used to be like, 'Why do the 8th graders hate us?' Now we know."
Whatever. We had the best practice ever today. First we surprised Johnson with cake and donuts, then did Around the World, 3 point competition, Bump, free throws, and dribble competition.
I LOVED IT.
My clothes smell SO BAD, tho.
Myyyyy bad.
Oooooooh joyousness.
Movie night tonight.
I could maybe dance if I really tried.
Naaaaaah, I don't think so.
30 Seconds to Mars guy isn't hot. Ew.
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