Showing posts with label white people. Show all posts
Showing posts with label white people. Show all posts

Monday, November 24, 2008

Wicked, tricksy, false!




You Are a Siamese Cat



You are a very communicative creature. You're eager to express yourself - and do so often.

You are very dependent and love attention. You will complain if you are not getting enough affection.



Even though you are very loving, you can seem aloof, unpredictable, and stubborn in relationships.

A relationship with you takes a lot of patience.



Mrs. Hamblet would agree.
Double dibs did nothing to help us.
She put us in groups for the McMush lab. My group was all right. At least we got everything done.
"Kung Fu Panda" is so amazing. Po is my role model. Angelina Jolie is not.




You Are a Pilgrim



Like the pilgrims, you've felt persecuted for your beliefs from time to time.

You have a strong sense of right and wrong. Your morality sometimes makes you feel out of step with the modern world.



You may not go as far as moving across the world, but you still identify with the pilgrims.

Well, except for the whole stealing land and killing Indians thing.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Nasty people shouldn't be teachers

Hopefully Mr. Rosendale thought nothing of what happened at lunch.
Let's just say I found my carrots RIGHT where I left them.
Keeps 'em guessing.
Tyler is considering switching with me.
The evil psycho lady is making us wait, however.
Something about how we'll fail at life if we switch now.
It's like she's angry ALL THE TIME.
Maybe she had a bad experience with teenagers when she was a child.
Still, you wonder WHY that would cause her to choose to work at a HIGH SCHOOL, for crying out loud.



What This Outfit Says About You



You are a very adorable person. You have a sweet personality... and a sweet style.

You are quite easygoing and flexible. You could never be accused of being high maintenance.



You tend to wear whatever is comfortable but still chic.

You definitely don't buy into the idea that fashion is pain.



Your high end fashion designer match: Versace



Your must have accessory: A simple chain bracelet


Really? Adorable?
Somehow I doubt that.
Ha ha ha ha.
I don't know why Jake laughs so often. The dirty M&M's really aren't that funny.
Then again, he is only 2.
The twins turned 4 two days ago, and we celebrated their birthdays yesterday. A lot of the attention was stolen by Riley, though, who is altogether adorable. Braeden was a good sport and has somehow gotten really, really tall. Guess she takes after her mom?
Oh, those Indians.
Slurpee, not casino.
Sadly, that is the distinction I make between the two groups.
It's stayed with me since 8th grade.
If the Indian people say it, and the other minorities say it, can white people say it?
I believe the answer is a resounding "no".

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Disappearing web pages!!

Ditched school again. Ish. My parents let me stay.
So I'm not much of a rebel.



You Are 48% Interesting



Truth be told, you're not the most interesting person in the world.

You don't put much effort into expanding your horizons. You're content to stay in your little comfort zone.



You tend to get stuck in a rut, and you often bore people who spend time with you.

You are predictable and somewhat narcissistic. You're too focused on yourself to see how boring you can be.



You have the potential to be an incredibly fascinating person. You just have to be a little more proactive.

Shake things up. Try something new. Take a risk. The worst that can happen is that you'll have an amazing story to tell!


Yeah.
I wonder if you could make money as a snack cake connoisseur.
Hey, I spelled connoisseur right!
Tie and I found a secret trail that leads from a rather scenic neighborhood route straight to the junior high.
Hey, my school is on Wikipedia!
True, the article is only a stub, but it's something.
There's a bigger article on the "best" high school in the district.
"51% of the students at CKHS are male and 49% of the students are female. The teacher-to-student ratio is 1:21. There are 498 sophomores, 454 juniors, and 402 seniors. 1% of the students are Native American, 15% of the students are Asian, 3% of the students are hispanic, 4% of the students are black, and 77% of the students are white."

In 2007, Central Kitsap High school was named in the top high schools in Washington state, academically, in math and science."
So they're pretty racist, but at least they're good at math and science!
Yoodle yoodle yoodle.
"You Can't Fool Owls" has been stuck in my head all week.
Mmm, grapes.

Monday, September 01, 2008

Add "poop" to anything and you're golden.

Have you ever....
1. Taken off and/or adjusted your belt in public when you felt a muffin top coming on?

2. Had an itch that you could not scratch in public without drawing negative attention?

3. Walked out of the bathroom with a handful of creamy lotion and said, "This is NOT what it looks like!!!"

4. Looked in your nose, said, "I wonder what that is," and gone for it?
I still can't get it, by the way.




You Are Much Closer to Your Family



You consider your family members to be your some of best friends.

And you can count on them more than anyone else in the world.



You're very similar to your family, and you find it easy to get along with them.

You know that they understand you and love you for who you are.



We spent a bunch of time at the beach yesterday, which included a raucous game of "Duck, Duck, Goose" with the twins, where the words "Duck Poop" replaced "Duck".




Your Issue Profile: 28% Obama, 72% McCain



When it gets down to it, you tend to best match John McCain.

But he's not the perfect candidate for you, and you may not be sold on him yet.



Obama shares a good number of your views too, so you might want to give him a second look.

It all comes down to which issues matter to you the most.



Yeah right. I would NEVER VOTE FOR oBAMA.
Ha I laughed when I heard who John McCain picked for VP.
Sarah Palin is like SuperMom.
If Barack Obama is so big on women's rights and diversity, why did he pick an old white guy as his running mate?
SCHOOL IS IN 2 DAYS!!! CAN'T WAIT!!

Thursday, July 31, 2008

What if the "average" Christian, conservative family was a rarity?

It seems like white Christian conservative families aren't the norm, though people sometimes make it seem like it is. Or maybe they don't. It's very possible I don't know what I'm talking about.
I still think they should add more races to the standardized test, though.
Ha, my family fits that stereotype.
Which is scarier, driving places with your mom, or driving around a miniscule town with your driving instructor?
Surprisingly, driving with Ed scares the living daylights out of me. I always make stupid mistakes when I'm driving with him. And he wonders why I'm nervous.
But I drove to and from Driver's Ed last night. It was only sort of scary. Some chick kept tailgating me, though, over speed bumps.
And then I drove too slow up a hill and there was a LONG line of cars behind me.
But it was fun, so that's cool.
Next stop: Wal-mart!
I can't decide whether I want to buy the Rent (movie) soundtrack or the new Classic Crime album.
I can get The Silver Cord off iTunes for $10, and the Rent soundtrack is $17 or so, but I really want to put all the Rent stuff on my ipod and listen to it nonstop. Plus, I haven't listened to The Silver Cord yet and I know what I'm getting if I buy the Rent soundtrack.
Decisions, decisions.
Perceivers suck.

Monday, June 02, 2008

Patterned bras!

Dude, who knew bra shopping was so fun???
I get excited about shopping at Wal-Mart. How white trash is that?
The Wal-Mart greeters are still friendly, but they've changed the color scheme and the arrangement of all the departments, so it was difficult trying to find the underwear, hygiene, and candy when they're all mixed up.
Wal-Mart's McDonald's doesn't have a very good dollar menu. Dang.
One thing's for sure, Tie should have been a sled dog.
Argh, she keeps running at cars, though. It scares the crap out of me.
But Nathan found this really cool neighborhood behind the school, and it's scenic and all my friends live there, so Tie and I walk there all the time now.
The revote results came today, and they were EXACTLY THE SAME!! I was so relieved.
Okay, I'm watching "High School Musical 2" on my computer, and Ryan is wearing a really sparkly outfit. -_- Taylor's wearing some weird belted minisuit thingy.
"Aloha, everybody, my name is Tiki!"
"Did you know childs turn to adults?"
That wasn't from the movie, lol.