Courtney Love will kill us all

What Your Nose Says About You

It's likely that you'll be lucky with money, though this luck may come later in life. You tend to be stubborn. You don't take other people's opinions seriously. You are straightforward and honest. You sometimes offend people without realizing it. You are objective and logical. You make a good businessperson. You are a realist. You aren't much of an optimist or a pessimist.

What Does Your Nose Say About You?

My great-uncle got lost in the woods today. I wish I was joking about that. He, my grandpa, and my other great-uncle went hunting yesterday and he went missing.
They sent out a search-and-rescue team. That's how bad it was.
My mom got a call from grandma at 3 PM, and they still hadn't found him.
3 hours later, she got another call, and Don had made it out alive.
Huh. And they say God doesn't exist.
I got a free jacket today. It's pretty comfortable. And it has Eiffel Towers on it.
My dad is NOT against violently plunging a toilet.
Even a toilet full of crap.
I know he's frustrated about the election, but he's yelling about it to people that don't care. I mean, I care, but being the pessimist I am, I'm pretty positive John McCain is digging his own grave.
Seriously, John, just give up now.
Well, do that or STOP BEING SUCH A PANSY!!!
Ha ha, I'm my father's daughter.
I bought a Secret Teen Spirit Stick at Wal-Mart. Does that make me immature?
I couldn't help it! It smelled like strawberries!
I also bought the latest Seventeen.

Add "poop" to anything and you're golden.

Have you ever....
1. Taken off and/or adjusted your belt in public when you felt a muffin top coming on?

2. Had an itch that you could not scratch in public without drawing negative attention?

3. Walked out of the bathroom with a handful of creamy lotion and said, "This is NOT what it looks like!!!"

4. Looked in your nose, said, "I wonder what that is," and gone for it?
I still can't get it, by the way.

You Are Much Closer to Your Family

You consider your family members to be your some of best friends. And you can count on them more than anyone else in the world. You're very similar to your family, and you find it easy to get along with them. You know that they understand you and love you for who you are.

Are You Closer to Your Friends or Your Family?

We spent a bunch of time at the beach yesterday, which included a raucous game of "Duck, Duck, Goose" with the twins, where the words "Duck Poop" replaced "Duck".

Your Issue Profile: 28% Obama, 72% McCain

When it gets down to it, you tend to best match John McCain. But he's not the perfect candidate for you, and you may not be sold on him yet. Obama shares a good number of your views too, so you might want to give him a second look. It all comes down to which issues matter to you the most.

Should You Vote for Obama or McCain?

Yeah right. I would NEVER VOTE FOR oBAMA.
Ha I laughed when I heard who John McCain picked for VP.
Sarah Palin is like SuperMom.
If Barack Obama is so big on women's rights and diversity, why did he pick an old white guy as his running mate?
SCHOOL IS IN 2 DAYS!!! CAN'T WAIT!!