All right, all right

I'm posting, Tyler, I'm posting.
Please never sit on my book again.
Or change the ink in my pen.
Aaaagh, and don't sing that "Owls" song anymore.
Are there actually owls popping out of a bowl of gravy in the music video?
King of the Beavers, King of the Beavers.

You Are 40% Goth

You definitely have some gothicness going on, but you're far from being a stereotypical goth. You enjoy certain elements of goth culture, but you're not going to be into something simply because it's goth. It's likely that you're the type of person who totally defies labels. Good for you! If you are into something, it's because you sincerely love it. Not because it projects a certain image.

Are You Goth?

The School Store is so amazing.
Only they didn't have any poppyseed muffins.
They only had blueberry.
Ewww, and they were the GROSS kind, with the GINORMOUS blueberries that squish when you eat them.

You Would Be Voted Most Outspoken

In school, you were often the first person to raise your hand in class. You always had something to say, and you weren't afraid to say it. You were well known for being politically active and controversial. And while people may not have agreed with you all the time, they appreciated you speaking your mind.

What Superlative Are You?

Ain't that the truth.
Aargh. I really have nothing to say.
Oh, I dressed like a cougar today. It felt good.
King-size Butterfingers are pretty delicious.
Ew, "Three Men and a Cradle" is sort of lame and gross. You get a long look at the baby girl's nether region.
You get to watch her PEEING on the unfortunate young men.
Curse you, Europe!!!!!

NOT RYAN PHILIPPE!

Just watched two VERY good episodes of "matlock", it was more like a soap opera, people.
FIRST, Ben's goddaughter is getting married, and Leanne offers to have the pre-wedding reception at their house, which Ben hates, and this evil guest keeps taking all the appetizer platters, and then there's a bachelor party COMPLETE with strippers (like on "The Office"), and the goddaughter's brother shows up, angering one of the other bachelors, because the brother (Chuck) injured the other guy's (Brad) brother in a drunk driving accident. The groom (Paul, I think?) takes Brad to a church to sober up, where he (Brad) is stabbed to death by some unknown person.
*deep breath*
Yeah.
I could've summarized that into an actual SUMMARY, not giving you every detail of the first 10 minutes, but hey, it's more fun this way.
Second one was about this lawyer at another firm being sexually harassed by her boss, who got killed by RYAN PHILIPPE!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO! Ryan Philippe, it turns out, is a very bad actor.
Actually, I think ALL actors are bad.
Except for Denzel, who just came out with a new book?
Oooooh boy, can't wait for that.
AAAAAAAGH, I have to do my bibliography, I don't waaaaaaaant to, waaaaah, WHY is William watching "The master of Disguise" for like the 80th time THIS MONTH!
My hair is really greasy and it's kind of gross.
I have a real craving for Ritz.
I have never actually had plain Ritz in my life.
I also want frosting.
And milk.
My cereal tasted SO GROSS this morning.
And then my dad added 1% to my 2% so it was like, "Why me?"
I had a Pepsi with lime.
I also missed the away game today.
Which I wouldn't have played in...
Don't think coach is too happy with me anyways.
PLEASE don't let me have a cough tomorrow.