HOT DOGS ARE HERMAPHRODITES!

I'm sorry if that term offends any, but seriously. They are masculine AND feminine. And my mom yelled at me when I tired to reason why.
Lauren: Why is hot-dog both masculine and feminine?
Mom: No, you're using logic. Languages don't follow logic.
Lauren: But it's une saucisse de Francfort as a feminine and un hot-dog as a masculine.
Mom: YOU'RE USING LOGIC! It's just how it is.
Lauren: But why use two different words in two different genders for the same thing.
Mom: *throws something at Lauren's head, decapitating her and spurting blood all over the floor*
I watched "Biggest Loser" last night. That show is amazing. Only this year they didn't send the unwanteds home; they created another team, so there will be three teams and hopefully a longer season. Only there's a new host and a new location. What's with all the changes? But "Biggest Loser" always makes me cry because the people start crying and it's sad. I'm a loser, I know. No pun intended.
Today in French we learned all the numbers, months, and days of the week and Mr. Caley tried to convinced us to become foreign exchange students, even though we probably wouldn't be able to go to France because exchange programs don't want you going to a country where you've studied the language??? WHY?? I don't want to go to Sweden. Heck no. Or Norway. Denmark would be cool. Or Ireland, but they speak English...
Do do do do.
I both like and hate math.
heh. What denomination am I? The truth comes out. Maybe this will keep me from saying, "I'm baptist," all the time.
Why are Mormonism and Jehovah's Witness listed??? Never mind.
Mmm, those were good M&Ms. NOOO! WHERE IS MY RESULT, DANG YOU??
Mmm, Baskin Robbins. I haven't been there in forever. Usually I go there with my grandpa because he doesn't like Dairy Queen?? But I guess he doesn't eat much ice cream nowadays.
Hm, I am mostly Assemblies of God (eh?) and Southern Baptist. Kewl.
More on Assemblies of God...
I want to listen to some Queen.
Oh dear, aggressive. What an ugly word.
Dang it, they're pacifistic. It doesn't really say much else about beliefs but I guess they're loyal to the government. Um. Right.