Thursday, October 19, 2006

HOMECOMING! The greatest gathering of superteens...aaaand I lost it.

Well. It's settled. I now have an older brother. Who's Homecoming King. WEIRD!!! Yeah, there was the coronation today and I was escorting him, only we got some really lame song. Then we watched this lame video that was just pictures of the same 6 people and nobody else from the Homecoming Court, and Nathan was crowned King.
STILL WEIRD!
It's quite a self esteem downer, seeing your brother a senior, class president, AND homecoming king, but then it's cool, cuz he's really happy AND he'll get to go to UW cuz he's so darn popular. Oldest children are so lucky.
LOL world's unanswered question = pretty funny.
brb.
HALLOWEEN!!!!! I'ma gonna be Robin from Teen Titans. How about you? I should get some of my friends to be Teen Titans, too. I still want to be Cyborg. But it would be hard to find an all metal costume. And I'm not black.
Justin Timberlake is a perverted sex-obsessed moron. And he thinks just because he has that gay hat and uses the word f-ers in his new CD makes him sexy AND cool. Sorry, Justin, you're just LAME.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Lauren's NEW and IMPROVED List of Awesome Books (YEAYA!)

I wrote this today in LAR. Some might be from the last ones, but DO I CARE? NO!

1. Bad Kitty, by Michele Jaffe: A forensics obsessed teenager goes to Vegas, gets attacked by a cat, and stumbles upon a murder mystery. Then her friends take a road trip to come visit her whilst listening to country music ("I wanna whack your pinata." It's not perverted, it's about a guy at his little brother's birthday party) and there's that really hot British guy with GREEN ADIDAS! I don't know, he actually didn't sound that hot, I'd have to see him first, even tho British guys rule. However, I seem to have never met one. *sob* Although, from what I've heard, they can't seem to pronounce Cheetos. (Pass the Classics.)

2. Princess in Love, by Meg Cabot: A book in "The Princess Diaries" series, Mia Thermopolis tries to break up with her boyfriend while stalking her best friend's descriptively sexy older brother, who is Jewish (just a fact, so is his sister, I finally figured out), dark haired (YESSS), a musical genius, a regular genius (MENSAAAAAAA!!!!!!!) and a senior. :( My favorite part was the journal entries about movies and stuff. I looked for that one book and it doesn't exist, which stinks cuz I would have liked to have read it, lol. I LOVE FOOTLOOSE!

3. Safehouse, by Jenny Carroll: A book in the "1-800-Where-R-U?" series, Jessica Mastriani is blamed for the death of a high school cheerleader. In the mean time, the cheerleader's ex-boyfriend (well, he wasn't really her ex, cuz they were still going out before she died, so I don't know what I would call him), ahem, FORMER boyfriend starts hitting on her and being really MANLY emotional like (I loved his description. I was like, "DUDE, I KNOW THIS GUY!") and then ANOTHER cheerleader gets captured and all this wonderful stuff happens. IT'S A GOOD BOOK! READ IT!!!

4. Surviving the Applewhites, by Stephanie S. Tolan: COOLEST BOOK EVER! A juvenile delinquent who burned down his former elementary school, Jake Semple is taken in by the Applewhites, a scary artsy family (oooh, I feel your pain, Jake...) and discovers himself and all this lame zen stuff. And then there were parts where it was in E. D.'s POV (she's one of the Applewhite girls and she's all depressed that she's not talented like her family. She's also REALLY ANNOYING) and she's just really annoying and has CDO (like OCD, only in alphabetical order...like it should be...) and stuff. But it's a really good/funny book. And Jake has red hair and is all super talented and lands this part in a musical.

5. The Lord of the Rings, by J. R. R. Tolkien: Hobbit finds Ring, hobbits leaves with Ring, hobbit destroys Ring, meanwhile all his friends fight evil and hook up (GUYS AND GIRLS, EVERYBODY, GUYS AND GIRLS!) and stuff. I LOVE FANTASY!!!! (also a good fantasy series that I just started: The Dragonlance Chronicles. Seriously. READ THEM.)

6. The Chronicles of Narnia, by C. S. Lewis: Coming from a guy whose name was Clive Staples, this is a most excellent series. All these kids get transported into this magical land called Narnia and meet this lion called Aslan, who is an allegory for Jesus. "The Magician's Nephew" is one of the best books because it describes what Creation might have been like. And it's funny. ("I MADE THE FIRST JOKE!" "Dude, you WERE the first joke.")

7. The Scarlet Pimpernel, by Baroness Orczy: Okay, when I started this is was all lame and boring, but it got WAY BETTER, except I accidentally found out the end too early and I was sad, but it was STILL GOOD. Apparently the French did drugs back then? SNUFF POWDER!!! Ways to foil a frenchman: Switch his snuff with pepper, then laugh and run away while he sneezes.

ChaseR, by...I forgot: City kid moves to the country. A novel written in e-mails, Chase Riley tells his friends of country life, how much he hates cicadas, girls, and how much he hates hunters. Especially after they shot his dog. Which was really sad, cuz I kinda could relate. I mean, it's kinda heartless to kill animals, but that's what God made them for and stuff, but I would be mad if someone shot my dog. But it's funny. He swears a lot, tho. And is kinda perverted. But it was a good book.8.

9. The Girl Who Invented Romance, by Caroline B. Cooney: I don't actually like this book, cuz it was incredibly shallow and really stupid and stuff, but it came with a REALLY FUN GAME. Okay, not really fun, but when you're bored, it’s hilarious. Yeah. So anyways. 16-year-old Kelly whats-her-name creates a board game that will ROMANCE. She totally starts dating this basketball dude at the end and it's all lame. Sorry if I told you the end, but you kind of saw it coming, cuz the whole time she was like, "I only want to date a basketball guy," or something, cuz everyone else was a loser, which isn't fair cuz YEAH they might be obsessed with anime, but they know Harry Potter like no one else. I AM ONE OF THEM. But I wouldn't date a girl.help her better understand the oh so complicated and really gay um...thing of

10. Skye's the Limit, by I forgot again: Same with this book, I don't actually like it, but it's REALLY FUNNY!!!! Skye BERYL O'Shea (she has this thing about her middle name) goes to an ADVENTURE camp and meets two really mean girls, two really nice girls, an evil counselor that looks like a man, a really hot guy (and she's in like 6th grade. Eh? Wth? He wasn't THAT cute.), and learns that she has strength. (LOL there was this part where they had to say their name and an adjective that started with the first letter of their name. Laaame. But they did it and it was really funny. "I'm Amanda, and I'm ANNOYED." "I'm Mason and I'm...magical." "I'm Skye and I'm...um um um *succumbing to peer pressure* um um um um um um um SUPERGIRL!" And then Mason writes her a letter. She's apparently the coolest girl he knows. And she never sees him again. *shakes head*)

Saturday, October 14, 2006

SCRUB! SCRUB HARDER!

I just swiffered the kitchen floor. And I'm going to have to practice before 5. I'm worked so hard. *sniff* LOOK AT MY FINGERS!
You: Um...
SEE! YOU CAN SEE THE BONES!!!!
You: Sure...
But yeah.
AAAAGH Jared is having a party, but I can only go for like 2 hours and then I'm forced to go to the church sing-a-long. And my dad's really mad that the party's tonight cuz he feels like now no one will go to the sing-a-long. I don't know, I kinda would be too, but I still would rather hang out with friends then go to the sing-a-long where I doubt my friends are going to be. Then again, consider: Would I rather hang out with kids I'm not sure I consider friends, or go with my family because they're not going to have it any other way? Hm...
That Swiffer stuff is gross. It was sticking to my feet.
WTH I TURNED IN "BEYOND THE FLIPPING DEEPWOODS"! NYAAAARGH! *snorgs*
Grrr, I'd like to bite them.
If I were a HTML master, I'd create my own HP rp. But I'm not. I can only think of ideas, like an accurate House placing test and more. Cuz that LAME rp I joined, everybody was Slytherin and it was like, "Why even bother? Um, Ravenclaw?" Slytherins: *shun*
Hm...thinking...I HAD something, but I forgot.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Ewwww, tequitos are GROSS!

I tried one and I guess I'm not very open minded. MY BAD. They are perridy gross. I want chicken.
HAPPYSEVVIEDAYHAPPYSEVVIEDAYHAPPYSEVVIEDAY! HAPPY!!!!!!!! SEVVIE!!!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
Phew. I couldn't say that at all at school cuz they would give you a detention if you did. WHAT? You're desecrating this beatiful holiday! Well, yeah, it doesn't exist. BUT IT'S STILL SO MUCH FUN. Some of the sevvies seriously believed it. "Awww waaah you wouldn't do that to mee I'm your best girrrrlfraaaaaand." AGH we got the ANNOYING kids this year. Hmmm...a mere 5 months ago, I was one of them. WHY DOES IT SEEM SO DIFFERENT NOW? Well, for one I was wearing blue at the pep assembly. YES. But Mr. Faxon made us sit on the freshmen side, which was WEIRD. So I ran over to help the wedgies during "We've got Spirit". And....
...............
....................
We lost.
:(
But we got second place, unlike last year when we got third EVERY TIME except that one...GLORIOUS...day. *sighs dreamily*
HP RP = LAME. I'm quitting. I want an active one. Hm, Google search.
EWWWWW I'M NOT DATING A BRODY! Quizilla is home to a vast amount of SICK PEOPLE. EWWWWWW.
BRb.
Actually, I don't really know why I needed to say that, since I have nothing else to say.
Except that I need a CD to listen to right now. NOT FAMILY FORCE 5.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Disappointment comes in small packages...wait...that made no sense

AAAAAAAAAGH! I get all excited, joining some STUPID Harry Potter RP, AND NO ONE'S EVER ONLINE! And only TWO PEOPLE BESIDES ME HAVE POSTED! TWO PEOPLE! THE MODERATOR DOESN'T EVEN COME ON ANYMORE!!! AAAAAAGH!
Phew. Anyways. I had a pretty good day. MR. FAXON WAS WEARING PLUM AGAIN! LOL!
We had to take this lame survey in science. It was like a health youth survey whatever. "Have you ever taken drugs?" Uh...no. "When was the first time you did drugs?" I don't do drugs. "Have you ever gone to school high?" -_- NO. Hm, apparently I am bipolar. Like other people I know. *glares*
ANYWAYS...
We were playing the news game. I AM A RED PERSON! AND I WISH I WERE A RED STATER! RED STATES ARE NOT FOR HICKS! Mrs. Schultz-Story gave me Laffy Taffy for reading. And I got a carmel apple pop after Victoria threw it at my head. *rubs CAP indent* We had to watch this weird "Telltale Heart" dramatization, it was SCARY. We didn't get to see him stab the old man, tho. There's a bloodier version. I think we should watch it. :)
Hm hm hm... PIZZA!!!!!!!!!
SOMEONE JOIN THE HP RP I'M BORED Y'ALL! GO THERE! Here, I'll give you the link again!
http://hoggyhowarts.proboards89.com/index.cgi
YOU MUST JOIN!!! *uses mind powers and forks, plus blasts Hawk Nelson from speakers* Actually, I'm not blasting Hawk Nelson right now. BRB. *sings Counting Crows while waiting for CD to work* These lines of LIGHTNING mean we're NEVER alone, NEVER alone, no no, COME ON COME ON!!!! Oh....sorry...
HA! I'm blasting it now, sucka!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

I just found this HP rp and y'all should join.
http://hoggyhowarts.proboards89.com/index.cgi
It's lame cuz NO ONE'S ON AND I WANNA RP WITH SOMEONE!
I'm iseethrestals. Message me or something.
MUST RP.

Show me the MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

They're bribing me. They're bribing me to continue with piano. They say it's not a bribe, just to help with motivation. And I guess it's not a bribe since they won't let me quit anyways. Hm, let me see...THERE'S NOTHING WORTH 30 MINUTES EVERY WEEK OF TORTURE!!!!!!!!! NYARRRRRRGH! Let's see, computer, pony, purple hair...all out of the question. Hm, so I guess there is NOTHING. And I don't CARE if I have a flipping "gift", cuz I HATE PIANO!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Okay. On a happier note, after much venting...
Britton doesn't think I could be a gangsta.
I CHANGED NATALIE'S PROM DRESS AND IT'S BETTER!
Okay, not prom, WHATEVER.
Ew, I just realized she went to the prom at like...13. WEIRD.
Oh yeah, LET IT BE KNOWN, I REFUSE to do my soap every day. If I don't want to, I won't. I'll just do it when the muses move me.
Muses: *don't move me*
Me: *kick 'em in the toga*
Whoa, taking a weird quiz, WHO MADE THIS PICTURES, THEY STINK! Okay, that fairy? She looks like something off of Sailor Moon. Like one of the demons or something. HELLO. FAIRIES ARE PRETTY AND SPARKLY, NOT SPIKY AND DEMONY! Dragon looks like a rabid fish... They have some okay ones, like the centaur (the male one's okay, not the female) and the Pegasus... Lol, satyr, not stayr. Crappy unicorn. Naiad not wearing a top... Wow, and neither is elfy.
I'm actually in not that bad a mood, piano just ticks me off.
Omg, Nicole said she was "POed" today, only like said it, and someone seriously said, "SHE IS RATED R!!!" :O Um...whatever you say...
I had OREOS. Princess Diaries marathon. At my house. Yeaaaaaah.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

FOOTLOOSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I SAW FOOTLOOSE LAST NIGHT! I thought it was going to stink, but it was really good. There were some girls who were really bad actors and couldn't sing, but they got lead roles, and it was like WHA???? But I saw a bunch of people I knew there. Like that one guy. I saw him at All-D and then there were some kids from my school/band. The guy who played Willard was hot. But he proposed to his girlfriend at the very end of the show. In front of everybody. That takes guts, my friend. I really hope it works out cuz they looked happy. I WANT THE SOUNDTRACK TO FOOTLOOSE!!!!! Except my mom said there's a song called "Dancing in the Sheets". LOL sounds funny. But it's not like I didn't know Ariel was sleeping with Chuck, there was an entire song dedicated to that. But it was so lame, cuz the play had like a lot of language, and the actors with the most language in their parts were supposedly "Christians". Seriously, it was like, "Bull----. And I would like to thank Jesus Christ for this wonderful oppurtunity." WHAT THE HECK? Kind of ironic, dontcha think?
HOLY COW, great Harry Potter quiz results cuz they're so accurate. All HP stories are lame, but I like the results. I'M A DADA TEACHER!!!! WOOOOOO! EWWWWW I name my kid Elizabeth, supposedly after my mom, but my mom's name is Sara. Elizabeth is my middle name, tho. Hm...
This is my favorite part:
Life after Hogwarts:
Your Job: Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher
Harrys Job: Auror
Kids: 2. 1 boy (James, after his father) and 1 girl (Elizabeth, after your mother)
Your Lifespan:86 years
His Lifespan:87 years
This quiz was okay, take it. http://www.quizilla.com/users/Gilmore427/quizzes/%26%239829%3BWho's%20Your%20HP%20guy%3F%26%239829%3B/

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Career Options...

Since everyone is deciding what college they're going to go to and what they're going to do after that and what they'll eat for breakfast in 10 years when they have bad cholesterol, I've been thinking of career options. Actually, I didn't start thinking about them till like 5 seconds ago. WHY WON'T THIS CPU LET ME GO DOWN!? Whenever I press enter...SCROLL DOWN. Yeah, I'm actually at my grandma's for Braeden and Keith's birthday. IT STILL WON'T LET ME PRESS ENTER!!!!!!!! But Braeden just turned 6 and brought a strawberry mousse cake. -_- Why me? So Grandma let me eat ice cream and chocolate cupcakes. I love how not wimpy that sounded right there. Snorg. Hm, for a career, I guess I'm too far ahead of my time to be a professional athlete. Or a dancer. *pukes* I mean, yeah, my school won every single dance off last night...but I did not contribute to that awesomeness. MY BAD!!! Lol, Nathan was reading a book with the twins. They're funny. But evil. "Dere's Lachy. And DUCK!" Unfortunately it was Brooke Lachlan was calling Duck, not me. :( I still want purple hair. I'm escorting Nathan to homecoming. WEIRD!

Yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Yahoo music RULES! I can FINALLY watch music videos. Well, okay, my internet doesn't play the video, it just keeps freezing and plays still images the whole time, but I WATCHED COUNTING CROWS!!!!!! It's pretty nifty. Watching that music video right now...even tho it's kinda scary.
ALL-D LAST NIGHT!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAA! I actually attempted dancing. With all my friends. Pretty fun. Especially to "Dance, Dance". But yeah. I got to eat candy, too. Hehehe. Hershey's Cookies and Cream bar = pretty amazing.
I saw a bunch of old 6th graders from previous school. Only one said hi back. And he was like, "WHOA, I KNOW YOU, THAT IS SO WEIRD!" Yep. Basically... He's tall.

Friday, October 06, 2006

*violins* Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Listening to my depressing music playlist. I solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God. LOVE THAT SONG. KJ rules.
Hm, my grape soda actually tastes good. -_-
Today was our first Distinguished Readers meeting. *yawn* LAME. We did get popcorn, tho. With LOTS of butter. But we talked about the book we were reading, our favorite book...END OF MEETING. Wth? I was expecting Book Lovers Anonymous. I was wrong. Daniel and Colton are in my group. I haven't seen Colton a lot this year.
I think one of my friends disappeared off the face of the earth. Which she does. A LOT.
BRB.
Back.
OMG went to Penny's, bought a thermal, WHICH I CAN NOW WEAR UNDER ALL MY BLACK STUFF! All three shirts...but whatever. YAAAAAAAH! And it has THUMB HOLES! I have THUMBS!!!!!!
Listening to Novocain. Cool song, lol.
WHY CAN'T I CRY? BLEEDING VICTIMS I WATCH DIE, FILTERED THROUGH MY EYES, BLOOD TURNS WHITE, TURNS WHITE!
I need to read 10 books by the end of the year. HAHAHAHAHA that's funny.
I'm going to reread the Princess Diaries. The whole series. That and the Inheritance trilogy or whatever it's called. Starting with Eragon.
They should make a movie of "Survivng the Applewhites". There's a lot of good scenes in that.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Biking + hills + out of shape = no lungs

I have emotional problems. Maybe it's cuz I'm a writer. URRRRRRGH! I decided to go on a bike ride for the first time in like 3 years. Well, practice definitely makes perfect, cuz I'M SO DEAD OUTTA SHAPE! I can't even go up one hill and it was like 15 minutes before I called it quits. Not only that, my tires were out of air and stuff and my seat's too high. So I was MAD. And then I REALLY wanted to cuss. But it's like, as Christians, it's not like we're NOT ALLOWED TO. I mean, yeah, in the Bible, they're like, don't do it, but you still have the freedom to do it. And I was mad. So I did. It made me feel no better. Imagine having all this freedom and not wanting to use it. But then after I got all mad and was ON THE VERGE of slitting my wrists, this guy was like, "Need some help?" and it was weird, I just felt better knowing he wanted to help, so I was almost crying. EMOTIONAL EMO WRECK. *gasp* Emotional - tional...I'M AN EMO!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Anyways. And so walking home, this guy let me pass in front of him in my town's version of rush hour, so I felt better again.
Weirded out.
I hate practicing. I hate being told everything is easy for me. I hate everything.
-_-
I need more practice.
By the way, that was a delighted scream. I'm going punk if not goth. Actually, some of my clothes come off as too preppy/normal to be goth, so punk it is. Only my hair won't be purple for some time. Oh well. I can dream can't I?
Could someone make me soap banners? I would love you forever. Not like that. But it would be cool. Does anyone actually read my soap? Besides my friends.
Hmmm, my hair is supposed to be turquoise. Weeeeeee... Oh, nm, I know how to get purple now. :)
Mrs. Schultz-Story gave me Twix. Mr. Plum says I should be in jazz band (NO). Mr. Johnson thinks I'm good at basketball. HA!

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

I'm sure you've all met my boyfriend...

I WISH! I got this bookmark from the library (at school. Had to go there for book interpretations. Long story.) and got this "1 in 3 kids dies from smoking" bookmark. Hello, one of the guys on it is HOT. He looks like a Mark, but that's my dad's name, so that would be weird... "Hey, this is my boyfriend Mark...I mean, DaveCarlson..." Yeah. But he's pretty smokin. Mrs. Schultz-Story agreed with me. "Mrs. Schultz-Story, do you like my boyfriend?" "Oh, wow." "Isn't he beautiful?" "Yes, he is." Wow. That's called fine.
I had yet another issue. Grr, I hate piano. Just TICKED ME OFF. And as a Christian, I kind of wish I could cuss. Cuz when I'm mad, I can't SAY anything. I have to be all, "MMMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRG can't cuss!" Maybe that's just me. But I felt like God gave me all the sucky transitive verb gifts. Piano and writing and never shutting up as opposed to basketball. I HATE PIANO. But I guess we're cool.
BACK UP, YOU DON'T KNOW!!!! Listening to TFK. Urgh, read a story, and someone called them TFC. WTH, IT'S TFK MORON!!!! Sorry, but it makes me mad. You: I can tell.
So PLEASE LEAVE until the storm is over, and I can't understand anything after that. :( I love this song. *sniff*

Remoras, remoras, I love the remoras

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH CHECK OUT MY NEW PET FISH MR. WALKER! w00t w00t! Dang these zeroes are small. BUT YEAH. And actually, he's not that new. I adopted him a while ago, but I put him in my template and he didn't show up, so I was like WHATEVER. But now he's back. Cuz I saw a monkey named Percival and wanted one (a pet, not a monkey. :P monkeys transitive verb.) He's a sickly shade of green because he's going to die soon. Mwahaha. Like that fish in the science lab last year? Anyone actually remember that? I do... Weird... So go ahead and overfeed my fish.
GROWL no one rates my quizzes or stories! But when they do, it is between 4 and 5. Eh? WEIRDED OUT. Only 13 people have read my high school musical stories. SAD. Maybe cuz I was kinda racist but not. Yeah. Chad and Jason: *sing "My Humps* Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? Me: ENOUGH! Eh? All my quizzes are rated E...except for my stories. Check out my newest one. http://www.quizilla.com/users/leatherconverse/quizzes/QUEST%20TIME%3A%20Search%20for%20the%20ultimate%20prize/
w00t.
I finished "Rebecca" and didn't really get it. So they find out stuff about the dead chick...and the house lights on fire? What about the staff? What about the dog? Huh? What about JASPER? But no. She leaves it at, "Crimson skies," and crap. Snorg. So Mrs. Schultz-Story made me go to the library to discuss it with the librarian and she hasn't even read the book. She just read the movie. And all I wanted to know, how the heck did the fire start and what about the dog? SNORG! I love Ben, he's funny. "Ya like winkles?" I don't even know what winkles are. Shellfish? SNORG.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Nerd...

Which is what I am. Yeah. I totally walked into the wrong classroom today. And then I saw my substitute teacher at Albertson's. Where we bought crappy cinnamon rolls. Yeah.
I'm not allowed to say sucks anymore. I need some more desirable interjections.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH guys bother me. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HOOKING UP! AND IT'S WEIRD!!!!!!! Why is at that all the guys I'm attracted to (as in not my friends) like preppy girls (nothing against that, but COME ON) that only like girls and are scared of mice and frogs. Hello, GET OVER IT. So it's like, me: AAAAGH she's so annoying. Guy: *instantly loves her* JUST BOTHERS ME! TOed.
That's basically all I had to see. Wow. Three days and I just want to rant about guys and preps. I WISH I WERE PUNK/GOTH. But I couldn't pull it off. My hair MUST BE PURPLE. *begs mom* I wanna dye it REALLY BAD. But yeah... yeah yeah yeah. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs! I fell off my desk today.

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Pound...pound...pound...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH my head hurts. And I'm sure many of you are asking why I'm on the cpu if that's the truth. I just...am.
I'm such a moron. I just won't talk for a little bit because of my moronicness. It's like, seriously, am I really that dumb? I mean, I knew I was concrete...but COME ON. Pretty unbelievable. And I have to have a huge mouth. So I just won't talk about that particular subject and I hope it won't come up.
Tyler still has a singing talent, however.
Oh wait, I forgot. He's dead.
I didn't soap yesterday. Oops, my bad. WRITER'S BLOCK IS EVIL! And I'm getting a little tired of spending an hour and a half of my day trying to think up witty dialogue that isn't even that witty. And Natalie's gasping gets on my nerves. Grr.
Hey, my head stopped pounding.
GAAAAAAAAH for ONCE, pleeeeeeeease buy us the pepperoni kind!
Hey, we bought French Bread in a regular French Bread package and it was SOURDOUGH!
We rented "Cinderella Story" and "Shrek 2". Just thought I'd say that. Apparently my perfect prince is Austin Ames and my perfect princess is Sam. Which is just...wrong.
Yeah.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

SING, ALL MY CHILDREN!

Today was the first time I've been to See You At the Pole. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! I didn't know there were so many Christians at are school! Well, 2 dozen isn't a lot, I guess, but COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Some of the staff went, too. And some of the people I didn't even know existed, so it's like, "HEY, I'm Lauren, Sister in Christ." It felt cool just being there. *pause* COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
I just got my new Bible. Exactly like my old one...only blue and orange. Not NKJ, but *smiles* COOOOOOL.
Why is everyone congregating in the halls by or outside my locker? AAAAAAGH. I kind of shoved a football player today cuz he and his friends were practicing by my locker. No, not nice. BAD BAD BAD. And he was like, "He- Oh." He can't do anything. CUZ I'M A GIRL. Hehehe.
Your house: *average looking house* Your lender: *Trailer park* Your buyer: *log cabin* Your Appraiser: *falling apart shack* Your Tax Assessor: *big mansion* Lol, that was an e-mail my grandma sent me. I tried to forward it to people, but it went as a blank e-mail. DUMB. I can forward anything on my cpu as long as there are no images and images are half the FUN. Darnit. But it was funny. However, I don't feel like uploading any pictures. heheh.
I HAVE A TALENT! I EXCELL AT MARIO!!!!!!! Well, kind of. I beat three worlds in 1 hour. I WAS on world 7 but I couldn't beat the Airship, so I was like, "WHATEVER," and started a new game. I haven't gotten the magic whistle or the anchor, but I'm still...KIND OF GOOD!!!!!!

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Beuler...Bueler...Bueler...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH that's how it felt in science. We were supposed to correct these tests and the teacher was only going ONE ANSWER AT A TIME!!!! If he'd put all the answers on the board, I would've been happier. I only missed 6. I corrected this one dude's paper and they got like -28. Wow...
The kids on Extreme Home Makeover did the FRESH PRINCE DANCE. "Doo. Doo doo doo. Doo doo JUMP ON IT! JUMP ON IT! JUMP ON IT! JUMP ON IT!" And everyone was playing that in band. Finally, Mr. Faxon was like, "You can jump on it after class, which was kind of funny."
The OTHER Lauren called me white and nerdy. Well YOU'RE TAN AND GEEKY. Lol. Jared thinks I've lost it. He has no idea... Mwahaha.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Awww...bye bye, chocolate chips!

Try MADDIE FINN. Booya.
Today was a trying day. Jessica and I were making a map of the campus for science and when we were done, we showed Mr. Anderson. Then Kenny comes up and he's like, "That's HORRIBLE. It doesn't even have a key. It sucks." WTH? Who even ASKED you? Oh, that's right, NO ONE. And then he grabs his ruler and is all measuring it and stuff, probably to see if it was correct. And Jessica and I did need to add trees, but then Kenny goes and totally copies our map. Grrrr, you tick me off. You MORE than tick me off. VERGING on PO'ed. But I'm not allowed to be PO'ed and it's not really a good thing to be, BUT COME ON. Maybe I should join that anger management group at school.
I'm picking a name for French. I still haven't decided which language I'm taking, but I want to see what I should name myself if I do take French. Not Marcel, that's Spanish. Darnit. MAHCEL THE CAT! Or, if Victor is an option, I'm so using that. Tho I can't use the Bulgarian spelling. :( I'll have to be Victor Crumb instead of Viktor Crumb. WHY ARE GUY NAMES COOLER THAN GIRL NAMES? Unfair. Ew, pink used to be considered a masculine color cuz it was a form of red while blue was more "delicate". DING! Welcome to the next century, how may I help you?
NATALIE'S A FRENCH NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is so my French name. SWEEEEEET.
Cross Country. 8 seconds better. Yeah. Nothing can stop me!
...except an 11 problem math assignment with a dumb curriculum that gives us like 10 parts per problem.
"You didn't finish your math homework?" "IT WAS 80 PAGES LONG!" "I only gave you 10 problems?" "Let's see, 10 x 10 = what?"

Sunday, September 24, 2006

I'm a cat cat cat

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH EMILY GOT THE KITTY CAT SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD!!
I just know something about dancing, and dancing...
Cat? I'm a kitty cat!
Yeah. And I got the LLAMA SONG!
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama, llama llama, DUCK.
Hehehe.
I spent like the whole day playing the dumb Romance game (SHALLOW!!!!! but fun) and looking at baby name books. I DON'T KNOW WHY. But I was like seeing all these awesome names and I was like, "Oh, I'm SO naming my first kid that." Except my mom didn't like Remus. Hello, Remus LUPIN? But that's implying I have kids. Also implying I get married. Which I don't have the maturity for right now. I just want kids. *steals some* Oops...now where did these come from? But yeah. There's always Oliver. And I like Athena, but I'm not Greek Orthodox. Oops. Lol, "Andrea" rules. Means "ideal woman". Yep. Try funny. And awesome.
HURRAY.
Cat? I'm a kitty cat!