I don't get it. I just don't get it. (actually, I don't get lots of things, but read on) How can Lost have gone from the coolest show ever to the dumbest, most predictable soap I have ever seen? It's crazy! It used to be really freaky (not scary, freaky) and after every episode I'd be all, "OMG, I'M SO FREAKED OUT! I WONDER WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT!" Now I only watch the show to see if Claire will get shot (I seriously dislike her). In fact, here's a list of things that I don't understand.
1. Why "Biggest Loser" and "Felicity" had to be on on the same night. I mean, it's not like I like American Girls anymore, but after seeing how stupid "Samantha" was last year, I could go for a little more comic relief. It can't hurt.
2. How you becoming a cheerleader isn't selling your soul to the devil (just kidding. I actually know some nice cheerleaders. Just not that many...AAAAH! DON'T HURT ME!)
3. Why both my brother and my friend shaved their heads. They left at least a 1/4 inch of stubble, so it doesn't look that bad. It's fun to rub, too. Frankly, tho, I can't get used to them not having long(er) hair. Or hair, at least.
4. How "Eragon", a wonderful book, could have such a lame ending. (I'm not stupid, I KNOW there's a sequel; I just haven't read it yet. And the ending wasn't that lame. Just disappointing. Seriously: "I will come." It should've ended with one of Saphira's witty phrases or something)
5. Why I can't have Pop Tarts for breakfast. (PLEASE, Mom, they have 8 essential vitamins and minerals! Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease...please? ((I'm not a whiner, I just really need my daily amount of sugar before I start my day. You have no idea what it's like to go to my school. At this school, there are CHEERLEADERS! Wearing RED, WHITE AND BLUE! ON A REGULAR BASIS! OH MY GOSH!!!!!! Sugar makes them stay away. It makes them think I'm weird. Nobody I know better not comment on that...)))
6. Why College Ed is required of us sevvies. It's a stupid class! I haven't learned ANYTHING except candy bars give you good career options!)
7. Why there's a poster in Mr. G's room that says "7ees rok 7ees rok 7ees rok, etc." If 7 = seven, then the poster says "SEVENees rok". What's a sevenee?
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I'm bringing Eldest to church sunday so you don't have to wait for it forever.
Does that mean I'm an eightnee?
no you're still a wedgie :)
oh sweet thanks
which version, lol?
um, i don't know, the book?
version as in what was i begging you to steal all last sunday?
ooooooooooooooooh, that version. javier, or whatever his name is, doesn't have one. the family has one, and i kind of adopted one so now it's mine.
okay then. that majorly sucks.
but i'm still bringing you one. if i brought the version you wanted, well, remember kara and the water bottle?
SICK i wouldn't lick it!
i'd just enjoy it immensely.
i wouldn't use it as a pillow either.
besides, kara doesn't like adam as much as she likes...never mind
who does kara like? oh it's jared, isn't it?
yep
jeannie's the one who's crazy about adam and thinks his wife is evil.
dude adam isn't that cool she's also obsessed with daniel biro and jason dunne from hawk nelson
they're all obsessed with everybody.
i know. they're all "OMG THE PETER DUDE IN NARNIA LOOOKS LIKE JASON DUNNE!" yeaaaah right
i wouldn't know.
i thought you saw the music video for california tho
i still don't know which one is jason dunn.
he's the blonde one with the faux hawk, aka lead singer.
oh okay.
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