Are they ex-Satan worshipers?

I'm scared at how alike my dad and I are. I'm thinking he cloned me using some of mom's DNA, like Jango did with Boba. Only I don't remember living in a factory. My birth pictures are kind of suspicious looking, though. No baby is that pink. And I had a mullet at birth.
But my dad and I are total opposites when it comes to music. Well, not on some things. We both like latino, 80's, and soul. But then I sprung Demon Hunter upon him.
Dad: I don't know, this is kind of annoying.
Lauren: I like it, but I'm kind of scared, because they could all beat me up. *shows him CD case with band members on back*
Dad: Are they ex-Satan worshipers or something?
Lauren: Noooo they just like to dress like that.
Dad: Hm...
HAHAHAHA! I have a weird sense of humor.
But that's just me.
I didn't just cry all afternoon, did I?
Okay, I kind of did.
I wish I could punch stuff like guys can.
Maybe I should join football.
2 MORE DAYS TILL THE SEMESTER ENDS!
I need to talk to Morey or Eathorne and see if I can be a TA. Because I REALLY want PE another semester, and it will help me train for track.
Only the track coach and the basketball coach are one...will he cut me again?
It's not till spring, but I'm still not too happy with him. It might blow over, but if someone quits the team...
Never mind. I won't explain.
I WANT BIBLE MAN! The one about joy was so funny.
"When people think of joy, they think of a puppy rolling in the grass. I think of it as a dog who makes a mess... I COULDN'T CARE LESS! *guitar riffs*"

Cuz I'll bite you, that's why

So I didn't make the basketball team. Yeah. I found out first thing this morning. I should've seen it coming, seeing as I didn't think I could make it yesterday. YESTERDAY, I totally would've been fine with this. I would've been TOTALLY cool and stuff, but no, I had to make first cut.
Yes, I'm mad about that.
Because I made first cut, I actually THOUGHT I'd make the team.
Ooooooh, yes, I am bitter. It's getting better, but I'm still mad.
You're probably saying, "Come on, get over it," and I should, but I want to rant a little bit. I just had a really sucky day and this was a GREAT part of it.
This probably makes ME a hypocrite, seeing as I mentally chided those who were all, "Oh, I probably didn't make it because the coach only likes SKINNY girls," and just really stupid things. But MENTALLY I'm saying some of the stuff.
Such as: "Okay, she got the guy, WHY DOES SHE GET THIS, TOO?" You would be interested at what you would find in my mind.
Brianna called me a lesbian for giving Jessica a hug. Riiiiiight... I'M theone that's a lesbian. I mean, YOU'RE the one that throws herself all over her female friends and wears tight pants, but it makes SO much sense that I'M the one that's a lesbian.
AAAAAAAARGH, I really dislike her.
That's being too nice. I hate her.
And her stupid little friend.
And since I'm a "lesbian", I could beat her up.
Jerk.
When did mothers become so accepting? It's a good thing, don't get me wrong. If I weren't so mad, I think she would've said something. Or maybe not.
THIS IS WHY IS WANT KIDS!!!!!! MOTHERHOOD IS FULFILLINg!

Look! The horses are coming!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I was listening to "Last Battle" last night. As in the radio drama. Although I HAVE listened to a book on tape of "Magician's Nephew", which was good, and so much better than the stupid radio drama.
BUT LAST BATTLE FREAKS ME OUT!
Okay, I'm sure everyone says it's the best book in the series, and it's so exciting because it's like the book of Revelation, and THAT'S the best book in the Bible because it talks about the times of Jesus coming back, but I do not agree.
And I'm not being sacriligious. It's just not that cool to me.
YES, Jesus is coming back. I'm pumped.
But Revelation is weird and doesn't make much sense. There's like 2 chapters that really speak to me.
And "Last Battle" is weird and random.
BUT IT WAS SO SCARY! Because I'm just lying in bed (dum de dum de dum) and they start talking about TASH!
Jill: OMG! WHAT IS THAT???
Orchestra: *playing "Jaws" theme* Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun...
OMG IT ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!
Orchestra: *keeps playing*
Me: *hiding under covers* HE CAN'T GET ME!!!!!!!!
Bill Cosby: Now, there's something magic about covers...
Tash: You gotta breathe sometime, kid.
Bill Cosby: But I was the fastest breather on earth.
HOLY COW!!!!!!
And then I was thinking of the last part, where all the horses are galloping towards them (this is like the one part I remember; I've only read this once). It's kind of morbid, but I thought that was funny...
Trillian or whatever his name is: LOOK! IT'S THE HORSES!
Horses: *galloping gallantly* Gadump gadump gadump...
Dwarves: *shoot all the horses with arrows*
*awkward silence*
Trillian or whatever: Well...that sucks.
HAHAHAHA! Yeah...
BASKETBALL CONTINUES! Turns out tryouts actually started TODAY and we get the cut list TOMORROW. And even then, the try outs aren't over. Uh oh. I'm excited, though. I do hope I make it...but even then, I can go to every game!!!!! Well, most every game.
THESE WOUNDS WON'T SEEM TO HEAL, THIS PAIN IS JUST TO REAL, THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH THAT TIME CANNOT ERASE!
I sound just like Amy Lee....online, anyways.
Lol.

Kevin Costner is a weewoo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I watched "Robin Hood" last night. Good times, good times. But for 3 f-words, 3 attempted rapes, and endless violence (that part I didn't mind so much, but I know some people would be like, "Ew, he just got SHOT,"), it only solicited a PG-13 rating. What's up with THAT?
And something like that today MIGHT get an R-rating today, as long as there's like 80 more f-bombs added and endless GORE. But the rapes were super awkward because William was around an it was like, "I'm pretty sure you know what's going on..."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'm playing Avatar High (don't ask why) and I'm pretty much addicted. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! MATT IS GOING OUT WITH ELLEN! PAUL DUMPED KATIE! WALKER AND PAUL LIKE LAUREN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD???????
You should go play at http://www.the-n.com/games/avHigh/. You have to be a member, but WHATEVER, I love this game, it's so cheesy and fun.
OMG...phew, I thought Matt just broke up with Ellen. Lauren needs to comfort Katie.
I'm such a loser.

Thursdays rule

Or they used to, but since we lost so many days to snow, we have to make them all up. Meaning no early release days.
DANG.
Hehehe I'm playing a virtual reality high school game. What fun.
That's all I have to say about that.

We are the Titans, the mighty mighty Titans

We're not actually the Titans, we are the Falcons.
OH WELL!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
GET WHERE YOU CAN SEE THIS BALL!
PUSH! (what?) PUSH! (what?) PUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSH!!!!!
*panting heavily* I actually didn't start doing my wimpy desperate breathing, SO THAT'S A GOOD THING! I lUrVe basketball!
I wasn't the best player on the floor...definitely not...but I wasn't the worst. Hopefully this falls into the 12 JV spot requirements.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
But there's a few more days of try outs.
I LOVE MY NEW SHORTS!!!!!
No writer's block any more. I think I said that...
WHY WON'T FLIXSTER LOAD?
HAHAHAHA I love this song!!!!! It's so FUNNY - prom funny - sappy funny - weird funny.
"SLOW DOWN MY ROBOTS,"

A helpful guide for those of you who love to cheat on book reports

Have you tried Chronicles of NARNIA????
Aaaaaaaaactually I just want to do book summaries. I don't care if they're not funny. I'M SO BORED!!!!!!!
BASKETBALL TOMORROW!!!!!! SO PUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *taebos excitedly* HA! HA! HA! HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Let's start with Magicians Nephew and I'll see if that relieves my boredom.

Magician's Nephew
Uncle Andrew: MWAHAHAHA, I have transferred your little friend into another WORLD!!!
Diggory: Aw peas...
*awkward silence*
Diggory: Soooo, I suppose that means I should go fetch her?
Uncle Andrew: *sighs* If you must...
Diggory: HWAAAA! *transports to in-between world*
Guinea pig: Not again...
Diggory: Okay, woman, let's go exploring!
Polly: THAT'S SEXIST!!!!
Diggory: Psh, like I care.
Both: *transport to Charn*
Jadis: You have AWAKENED ME!
Diggory: Crap...
Polly: RUN!
Jadis: HAHAHA, GUESS AGAIN!
All: *transport back to London*
Transport: *tired of being overused*
Uncle Andrew: Wow...that was fast.
Jadis: SILENCE! I must go steal a horse! *leaves with Andrew*
Diggory: ......

I would love to give you an in-depth explanation of what he says but this is really boring and humorless.

YEAAAAAAAAAH!

I'm listening to Dizmas again. I wish I could scream, how ever annoying it might sound...
I just realized two of my favorite CDs were black. Never mind. It just reminded me of Tickle Me Emo. "Meet Elmo's drug-abusing cousin! He says 27 different depressing phrases! But don't leave him alone for too long... Tickle Me Emo: *cuts himself* NYAH! NYAH! NYAH!"
Yeah...
WRITING BOOK SUMMARIES! Like THAT REALLY FUNNY HARRY POTTER ONE IN THE JULY ISSUE OF MUSE! I think...
Ew, Ashton Kutcher isn't hot!!!
Nobody loves me. :( Especially not my 17-year-old ex. ROFL, long story. But it's not as bad as it sounds. As far as I know, I've never had a boyfriend.
Unless I'm like that kid in "Picture Perfect" and I zone out because it turns out...
*gasp* I ALMOST SAID THE END! Okay, go to the library and look up a book called "Picture Perfect". I forgot who the author is, so that probably doesn't help you, BUT IT'S THE BEST MYSTERY I'VE READ IN YEARS!
And I TOTALLY DID NOT SEE THE ENDING COMING! IT WAS GOOD! Kind of dumb in places, because the kid was an honest-to-God emo, BUT IT WAS REALLY GOOD!
MUST WRITE BOOK SUMMARIES! AND TURN IN LATE BOOKS! AND RENEW OTHER LATE BOOKS! AND PREPARE FOR BASKETBALL! OH YES! BASKETBALL! I GOT ALL MY STUFF TURNED IN! EEEEEEEEEEEE, I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!
WE HAD THE MILE RUN TODAY! Okay, I'll stop yelling. But I got 9:23!!!!!!! Which is way better than last time cuz I didn't stop RUNNING!
YAY!!!!

????

Okay, let's see if this makes any sense:
First of all, I believe all humans are born hypocrites. Hypocrisy = sin. Whether we mean to or not, we will at least once in our life come off as or do something hypocritical.
Got that so far? Let us continue.
How are you supposed to observe and point out the hypocritical behavior of another person when you yourself are a hypocrite?
I'm serious, I think about it, and it's like I can't say ANYTHING about anyone else because it just comes off as really stupid.
And it's not because I'm Christian. I'm sure everyone deals with this.
BUT SERIOUSLY!
The reason for this great and wonderful topic is that Brianna and Victoria now hate me and I'm supposed to care.
But I don't. Because they make me mad because they do things and then chastise others for doing these things but seconds later.
Then I realize, "Oh, I do that, too." But I do want to be kind of mad at them. And they're giving our sub a hellish job. I know everyone in the class talks, but they're the ones with the most constant defense, always breaking rules and fighting back.
I'M NOT SAYING I'M PERFECT, this just peeves me off a little.
Okay, A LOT.
But other than that? My day was good.
I NEED TO FIND MY PHYSICAL PACKET!!!!!!!!!!!! BASKETBALL PACKETS ARE DUE THURSDAY!!!!!!!!!! TWO MORE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaand I have some overdue books. Fiddlesticks.
I have a basketball game to go to in like...20 minutes. This is just to waste time and get food.
Thank goodness I mistook someone to be someone else in the cafeteria today. Things could've gotten ugly.
Bump tournament: After several games of neither winning or losing, followed by a lot of losing, I ACTUALLY WON A GAME!!!!! But the bell rang like two seconds later, so I didn't get the satisfaction of moving up one hoop.
DARN.
These pretzels are GOOD.
I'm addicted.

FINALLY!

I'm kind of in a foul mood. My internet is being slow and I was up half the night reading "Carrie" cuz I couldn't sleep. Complete waste of my time. Stephen King bores the heck out of me. Him and his stupid "Shawshank Redemption", which I have yet to read, and probably never will, since all his other work has been so far disappointing. This coming from a wannabe author who refuses to immerse herself in classic literature because it's boring.
I guess I'm more into the shallow boy-meets-girl type of literature.
The kind without graphic sex-scenes and where there's at least a little humor, instead of plain old, "OH MY GOSH. I'ma going onna date. Going onna date. What shall I wear?" infused with "witty" dialogue ("Well, you're...STUPID!"). Horror/mystery's kind of good, too, only I can't find any good mysteries any more, so I stick with the horror serial killer kinda stuff. It's amusing. Unless it was spawned by Frank Peretti or Ted Dekker. I actually heard Ted Dekker was okay, as opposed to Frank Peretti, so...hm, maybe...
I just edited my favorite actors list. Kind of ironic. How you can have a favorite actor. Never mind. I won't explain. Denzel is up there, along with James Earl Jones, Bill Cosby, Steve Carrell, Rob Brown, Hugh Laurie, Jeremy Irons, and more...
Like you really need to know about that.
Philip likes Star Wars and LOTR? this could get interesting...
Man, if only the visualization for Windows Media Player could stay one color. Like dark blue and black for Evanescence. Just a thought.

Hello, I'm a girl, I'm really into speaking my mind, and no, I'm not available

Lies, lies, lies.
*gasp* LIKE THE SONG WE MADE IN MATH.
Lies and deceit. *badum CYMBAL* Hence the up! *beat* Lies and deceit.
I love that song.
I made COOKIES! They're really GROSS!!!!
Omg, I forgot Take the Lead on my favorite movie's list.
I sure love that Channing Tatum. *drools*
That sure was good cake. I HAD BETTER CAKE! Oh, comparing cakes now?
Someone messaged me. "Hey, Lauren, we have a lot of similar tastes in MOVIES!" ? Like I'm supposed to be excited about this? "That's cool..." I'm such a social wimp.
HA!
That was such a funny lie.
I love Steve Carell. AND PAUL DANO!!!!!!! And Channing Tatum. *drools* Ew, he looks like a gangsta in that picture. Wannabe. I wish you were preppy. Or emo. Cuz I like labels like that. But you're buff...so I'll let it slide. *drools*
This is so wrong...I'm such a loser. Oh, misunderstanding. I thought she had 50 friends. Dang.
Aaaand I would be BEST FRIENDS with one of her friends? Weird. Just based on movies. LAME.
I want a new skin. Mine is Star Wars. I want Channing Tatum. Or Rob Brown. But mostly Channing Tatum. *drools* I've been drooling a lot. *observes puddle on floor* Hm, I wonder why...
GOTTA FIND SOMEONE TO BLAME! Relient K is fun. My speakers weren't working this morning? Lame.
I'm so obsessed with Flixster. I've been on like...3 days? Thanks to Lacee. Someone I know, y'all should join and take the never-ending movie quiz. Then I could add you and I'd have more than one friend?
It's like a movie myspace. Only ya don't blog.

AN EMO QUIZ! MUST FILL IT OUT!

[] I like skinny jeans
[x] Music is my life.
[] I write poetry/song lyrics.
[x] My hair covers part of my face.
[] I wear band shirts
[] I know who Jeffree Star is.
[x] I wear/wore converse.
[] I wear/wore vans/etnies.
[] I wear eyeliner
[] I have [had] my lip pierced.
[] I listen to Saves The Day, Chiodos, Thursday and/or Gym Class Heroes.
Total =3
[x] I'm in a band
[] My AIM screen name has an x in it.
[] I understand that My Chemical Romance is not emo.
[x] I also understand that Green Day is not emo.
[x] I know what mosh means.
[x] I sit in corners often.
[] I dislike MTV.
[x] I take pictures of myself a lot.
[] Especially ones where you can't see my whole face.
Total =5
[x] I am lost without a cd player/my iPod/mp3
[x] I know that emo is not just a sterotype
[x] I have/had thick rimmed glasses.
[x] I have no issues with bi/gay people
[] I hate the president.
[] I have/had a mohawk.
[] I've worn black nail polish.
[] I hate my mom
[] I hate my dad
[x] I hate where I live.
[x] Black is a great color/shade!
[] I do/have cut myself
Total =6
[x] Right now I am listening to music
[] know what hxc and sxe means.
[] myspace=love
[x] Hot Topic doesn't scare me.
[] I wear studded belts.
[] I have had a body part signed by a band.
[] I've cried while listening to Dashboard Confessional.
[] For Guys: I have kissed another guy.
[] For Guys: I have worn skinny jeans.
[x] I have/ had dyed my hair black
[] My closet is mostly filled with black or dark clothes.
[x] I cry alot
[] I write on myself.
[x] I have been called emo before.
[] I've done drugs before.
[] I listen to undiscovered bands
total = 5
overall total= 19
Times your overall total by 3 and that is how emo you are.
19 x 3????
Dangit. I'm only 57% emo.

Carrots are my comfort food

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I was doing fine, okay, really AWESOME (except for that lame basketball, which was so boring), then my mom asked me to relay it to her and I started bawling.
Major explosion.
Lame.
Do I blame anybody? Uh, yeah, let's see, there's myself, the jerk who thought it funny to remind me of my predicament in a not so humorous manner, and oh, my genetics.
And puberty.
Dang.
Other than that, my day was pretty good. I love math now. I have such a good group.
What WOULD it be like if you had both Alzheimer's and ADHD? "AAAAAAAAH! *blinks* AAAAAAAH! *blinks* AAAAAAAAH! *blinks* AAAAAAAAH!"
Yeaaaah...
Dodedodedo. Hm, Relient K. How nice.
IF ONLY I COULD PUT IT ON MY IPOD!!!!!!! *smashes Ipod into thousands of little tiny green bits*
I wish. That thing is of the devil. *GASP* GUESS WHO YOU'RE GOING TO MEET ON MATCH.COM! BLONDES LYING ON TABLES!! Eh, it was funnier last night during the Office.
*GASP* SPEAKING of "The Office", JIM STILL LIKES PAM! DWIGHT IS BACK! ANGELA IS NICE TO OSCAR! ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD! Except, Dwight quit ONE EPISODE ago. It would have been different if, like Jim, they had followed him around Staples instead of easily relinquishing to the fact that the show needs Dwight or it's not as funny because the only person talking is Andy and he's SUPER ANNOYING!!!!!!!
"The Green Mile" = LAME!!!!! I'm all expecting this freaky masterpiece, and it SUCKED. "Oh, I'm Stephen King, and there was this great huge black guy who didn't really kill anybody but they killed him anyway, which proves God sucks and doesn't care and that the Green Mile *metaphorically* is ooooh sooo loooong."
Mr. Jingles RULES!

This is for the...uh, not ladies...

Dang. School was going so great. I even got an A on a jump rope.
AN A ON A JUMP ROPE!!!
But it had to go and get ruined.
I should've seen it coming.
But it pretty much screwed up my day. A LOT.
REALLY BAD.
I'm still kind of mad. Bitter. Self-hating.
It's just that certain people should shut up and stay away from me for a while.
Oh, and get new dye jobs.
AAAAAAGH, screw this secrecy.
Okay, let me be blunt: Why is it that no guys like me? RHETORICAL QUESTION, besides I already know the freaking answer. It's just making me mad. That stupid book my mom gave me during the fall or whatever was RIGHT. I HATE THAT BOOK. IT SUCKS. IT SCREWED MY LIFE OVER. AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW? IT HAPPENS AGAIN! WITHOUT ME READING A STUPID BOOK, TOO!
I finally learned the whole "trust God" thing. To think for a while I did not trust God. That kind of doesn't surprise me, though. But now I trust Him and things are better and I do feel better.
I'm still mad, though.
That will take a LONG time to get over.
Well, not a long time.
Just until I decide to stop being bitter and get over it.
But I want to vent.
Guys pretty much suck.

Hiphopster

I'm pretty sure he knows I like him now. IT'S ALL LAUREN'S FAULT!
And I'm not referring to myself.
Oh well, it was fun.
And I swear, it wasn't my fault.
That whole dodgeball thing? Lauren's idea. And Enrique did it. I swear. I wasn't even involved.
But now that it's out in the open, we might actually have a civilized conversation.
And I swear I won't hit you in the head with a dodgeball.
Chris and his perverted bargaining chips... Slightly amusing.
PIPPIN!
Hahaha, that crazy Pippin.
His name isn't even Pippin.
Whatever.
I HAVE 350 POINTS ON THE ENDLESS MOVIE QUIZ AND I HAVE YET TO BE RANKED?
Blasphemy.
I hate Valentine's Day.
Remember that now.
I sure love that cake. Just really hard to cut.
AMERICAN IDOL IS IN SEATTLE!
It's not nice to make fun of Shakira. Hehehe. I shake a little shake.
SHAKE A LITTLE SHAKE!
"You should expect more out of chicken. Like more chicken." Couldn't have said it better myself.
THEY GAVE ME 5 PIECES OF CHICKEN! I'M HUNGRY! GIVE ME 12!

Birthdayness

Here I sit blasting Falling Up and writing a book whilst doing REALLY EASY movie trivia. I LOVE THIS CD!
Ipod = still evil and I hate it.
I GOT MAN SHORTS FOR BASKETBALL!!!!
YAY!!!
Not those gross old school ones where everyone could see your legs.
I LOVE NON-OLD SCHOOL SHORTS!
William's Spongebob game is crazy good.
PATRICK RULES! "Pink means best."
Yeaaaah...
hehehe. We feasted on emo cake. There is no pink frosting on every kitchen surface.
AMERICAN IDOL TONIGHT! MAYBE THERE WILL BE ANOTHER CHRIS-LIKE GUY! EW, I saw this recent picture of Elliot Yamin. Um, try really ugly now. :(

Is Feeoo a word?

Feeeeoooo. I like that word.
That and snorg.
OOOH, someone said "snorg" in the newspaper the other day.
Yeah, Crystal said it when Tiffany asked her if she was selfless.
Good times, good times.
I hate my Ipod. >:P It angers me. Does anyone want it? And my whole family's like, "It's okay, it'll work, we'll get through this," and it's like, HELLO? I don't LIKE this thing? I would be WILLING to give it to some poor, Ipodless person, LIKE THE PERSON I WAS 2 DAYS AGO!!!!
*gasp* The truth comes out!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH I JUST READ "PRINCESS DIARIES VIII: PRINCESS ON THE BRINK" AND IT'S SO DUMB!!!!!!
Okay, so Mia FINALLY broke up with Michael, which I wanted to happen, but didn't see coming.
BUT SHE WANTS HIM BACK!
HE SLEPT WITH ANOTHER GIRL AND HE'S A SELF CENTERED JERK!
HE'S NOT WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She went out with J.P., but she only likes him "as a friend".
I hope Michael dies in a random shooting event.
GRAAAAAAH!
It snowed.
So there was no school.
But I wanted to go to school.
And give Tyler back his CD.
And see the hot guy.
And rub in the fact that I was finally 14!
AND HAVE MY NAME IN THE ANNOUNCEMENTS!!!!!
Oh, and to see my friends.
AAAAAAAAAGH!
I love how self absorbed that sounded.
R. O. F. L.

WE JUST LIKE WHIPPING!!!!!!!

3 hours and 11 minutes left of download...
*sigh*
I hate my life.
BUT I GOT GOOD PRESENTS!!!!!
LIKE BARBIE PRINCESS AND THE PAUPER CD!!!! Whatever, "Barbie Princess Collection", BUT IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!
And
A
GREEN
IPOD
NANO!
THAT ISN'T WORKING, BUT WHO CARES????
3 hours 9 minutes left of download...
My dad's giving me a hard time.
Oh. My. Gosh. Let me download Itunes in PEACE.
Thinking of priority Ipod songs...
Can't think of any more.
Contemplating downloading "This Ain't A Scene".
And Christina Aguilera.
Maybe some Nickelback.
OH, AND THE CHILIS!!!11
YAY, I LOVE THE CHILIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was listening to XM radio in Scott's car yesterday. They played my new favorite song. :) :) :) The rest of the time they played dumb stuff. >:( >:( >:(
I now have 15 songs on the priority Ipod list.
That will be 15 dollars. :( I can only buy 7 this time around. Dang.
YES! 2 HOURS AND 18 MINUTES LEFT OF DOWNLOAD!
Why did Brio make a huge deal of R. J. Helton being Christian?
Because apparently he's gay AND proud.
Ooops.

The Paws have spoken

I have PAWS!!!!!
True, not very good paws, but I have them!!!!
Only they don't really fit. There's a lotta webbing between the fingers and stuff.
I love "Take the Lead".
Quite a good movie, don'tcha think?
Rock is hot.
Kurd is not.
Ramos is the man everyone wants to kill.
AND HE'S 32!!!
EWWWWWWW, JAKE LONG IS A CHILD MOLESTOR!
"Lady in the Water" = not good.
And why do people think Heep died in the pool and the rest of the movie he is dead? Hm, that means
Bruce Willis is dead in "Unbreakable" and all the other characters are, too.
Oh yeah. That makes SOOOOOO much sense.
LOL, best LITW quote ever.
Harry Farber: Hello? Is the bathroom on this level working? A dog inside the building! Go! Shoo! Why you're not a dog at all. My god, this is like a moment from a horror movie. This is precisely the moment where the mutation or beast will attempt to kill an unlikable side character. But, in stories where there has been no prior cursing, violence, nudity or death, such as in a family film, the unlikable character will escape his encounter, and be referenced later in the story, having learned valuable lessons. He may even be given a humorous moment to allow the audience to feel good about him. This is where I turn to run. You will leap for me, I will shut the door, and you will land a fraction of a second too late. [Turns to run, is killed by wolf]
HAHAHAHAHA.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah.
If only my Ipod were pink...
....
....
If only I had an Ipod...

KWAAAAAAAAAH! *Jedi-owns*

I suck at LWS2. Big time. I CAN'T GET THE STUPID TRUE JEDI METER ON FREEPLAY "ESCAPE THE DEATH STAR". Grrr... I got the Jabba the Hutt thing, tho. That's okay. You're a bounty hunter and you have to find a certain Star Wars character. Only it took me like 5 tries to find stupid R2-D2. Turns out he was hiding where the minikits were supposed to be.
I'm listening to Barlowgirl right now. WHERE DID THEY GO SO WRONG? They used to be good, and now they're...well, not.
Like Evanescence. They had a SIMILAR sound, only Barlowgirl was all upbeat while Evanescence was by far NOT. But some of their songs, I go, "WHOA, EVANESCENCE REJECT!"
Scientologists: messed up. It's hard to write a book on religion when you're a Christian. So everything I say comes from a Christian standpoint. And I don't want that.
It's still snowy outside, but it won't actually SNOW. I WANT MORE SNOW!
Movie night tonight? I wonder what the movies are...
DAD STILL HAS MY EVANESCENCE CD! DINER DASH 2 IS NO LONGER FUN! I'M READING "SCIENTOLOGY FOR DUMMIES"! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO????
I want "Diner Dash: Flo on the Go" some day. I'll just get Sindy to buy it and then I'll play it at her house. Except I only go to her house like...twice a year. Oops...
My hair is patchy and brown in some spots. :( I want it to stay black. I LIKE IT black.
MY BIRTHDAY IS IN THREE DAYS! Only I get to celebrate it TOMORROW! YEAAAAAH! So I'll go see my family and stuff (my WA family, not my SC family) and I can finally find out what my parents bought me. Only the Ipod Mini is no more... What else IS THERE?
Hm, a horse is out of the question for the time being... Couldn't they just buy me a puppy and call it even? Preferrably a pug, or something cute like that. Well, all puppies are cute. Some more than others, tho. LIKE THE PBGV!!!!! I forgot what that stands for. Petit Brussels Griffon V...V....V... I forgot.
Lalalala. I haven't played "The Movies" in a while. Or "Sims". I did recreate the Sim of myself a few days ago. Weeks, I meant.
What's a gasket? Why do they always say, "She's gonna blow a gasket." no clue. I might blow one, tho, if history decides to repeat itself and my life becomes a living hell like it did in 6th grade. If it does, I will kill the people involved and then shoot myself.
After telling the truth to the victim of my stalking.
THEN I will shoot myself.
It's only fair. I think he should know.